Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
That's the premise of the story tho
Or however you say it, dess
I liked when it was the other destroyer and they stepped on her stomach, that was p good.
Kek, that's kinda sad. Like rainbow six. great game being held back by shitty devs
97% cut??? They might as well cancel it entirely lol. But I can see as to why they might want to invest a bit more into weapons since they are pretty profitable...even though drinking water is more profitable in the long run. Maybe you should try contacting greenpeace or one of those organisations?
oWo whoa hey there *haha* :)
(you're so kawaii)
Greenpeace is universally hated by the right, and most on the left aren't thrilled with their reputation. better to just email reps and maybe the EPA, while it's still alive.
...which reminds me of another email to write.
never debate going into politics, kids.
C U T E
Take her cellphone while she's looking at it.
I-is it my v-voice, senpai?
H-hi there, I play video games but I'm not like other girls! Do you want to be my internet boyfriend? :o
Heya, how was work?
You fucking devil. This is why you bully me so much right?
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes si yes yes yes
I LOVE YOU
can we have sex? :o
that's mean :(
opposite of you then
But you'll immediately get her attention!
Run up and grope her, she'll notice you for sure
Going into politics can make your life a lot easier in Russia, even if you're not too important. Just knowing a few people gives you a huge edge over the others.
My penis is an inferno right now
ruby is my fav color
Oh my god that actually emotionally hurt way more than I thought it would I'm not even meming right now
That's what people said about buttsex not too long ago.
get in my truck, I'll give you special cream :D
I'd rather grope you tbh
and get arrested :o
Well, it isn't looking exactly how I expect it to and it might take a few more tweaks, but here's a progress pick, Karen.
A new person? Hello new friend! How are you?
How can you have a dick if you're a girl?
And I know you're a girl since you sound like one.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
I hate 4chan -_-
you're a gay expert :o
let me correct myself: never go into political activism. all you'll do is stress yourself to the point you're greying before you're 25.
select a section of the eye and run it through a shear distortion filter a bit, it does some displacement along with horizontal warping.
im good nice to meet you people keep calling me seasonal trash?
how are you I hear alot about discords and ruby
That image reminds me of Iona Grace
Ayy, that looks pretty alright
Don't bully my beautiful voice thank you very much
Once my dealer hooks me up, yeah
I'd never bully your beautiful voice karen
Google it, doesn't it look like her?
Sadly activism hardly does anything. It's all about having the right friends.
Euhm... sorry but what do you mean? You're fine
It's never gay as long as you say "No homo"
ngl I like your voice a lot because that means you're in voice with me.
All fine here, how about you?
Oh, what did you hear?
Actually I am very inexperienced. Teach me, senpai :o
Only if they want it too.
I accept :o
I don't watch porn -_-
Why are you here then? :o
basically. I'm trying to be optimistic, but the best outcome is that they read my email... which I am currently not even started on. but hey, either way, I've read about 60 years of regional history and effects of environmental preservation!
also very cute. it's rem-arkable how you have all these cuties!
well they say satina is seasonal trash.....hurts my feelings :(
im fine enjoying a rainy day. well I hear a lot of drama with this discord and ive heard your name mentioned among others.
Love isn't wrong. There too much hate pent up inside you, let it out and start living a happy life, freed of the chains of moral and society!
It was alright. I'm quite tired now, looking forward for the day to end, I didn't really like it.
I'm sure you'll achieve at least something.
Ah I see, as long as you stay loyal to her long enough the others will piss off and not bother you ^.^
looking in a mirror?
this is a really cute pic, but her eyes are weird :o
Sorry for not replying earlier.
Had to go do the fillings.
The doctor was Lebanese.
I don't like my face -_-
Relax, I'm not a rapist. Girls are very much capable of enjoying sex, so why keep this experience from them?
I will never force one though, of course.
Kek, we might have a shit economy and a retarded government, but the medicine is top notch, a lot of doctors are lebanese.
Did something go wrong?
I watch too much porn
Maybe I'd join more if you didn't bully
It's perfect, there's nothing to bully about it!
I will I always will I love her she is cute
I expected you to be pure...
there's the pedo I missed :o
I wanna see it :(
Niiiiice, I love rain and rainy / stormy days. They're the best for being comfy.
Well, idk, I got into a lot of drama for chreating my own discord for /waifu/ and I've been involved in other dramas from other discords. Shit happens. Nothing important anyways.
I'd stop bullying altogether if you promised that ;~;
But what if you don't like it and you stop talking to me :(
That's not how it works
Little girls are, however, not capable
I dunno man I'm into some really fucked up shit, honestly.
But I'm a good guy, I wouldn't hurt anyone.
Yeah well you're a nigger so
They didn't even use novacaine but still charged me 100$ for it.
But the doctor was a Chad and was chattering away to the nurse during
No, nothing like that. I just didn't.
I don't really know why.
oh that's too bad hopefully you weren't to affected by it.
who is Esdese?
my entire image of you has changed
I'll peel my dick for you :(
my standards for you are male and breathing -_-
Did one of the customers beat you again? You're supposed to call me when that happens.
Join me in my never ending quest for loli butt :o
Just because you think your child is stupid doesn't mean it is.
It can perfectly agree to something that does not harm it, but instead is lots of fun.
I see you're ill informed. Next time try to build a connection first and start with some foreplay and don't ram it in dry in some dirty alley.
Grown women's chests are too big and their virginity has most likely been stolen. Also grown women aren't as innocent.
Second best girl.
Oh no, not at all. Most of the drama I was in was caused by others and I just happened to be in the way so it was fun.
I'm a dramawhore, can't do much about that.
Esdese is an Akame Ga Kill Esdeath claimer that is pretty weird. He's a submissive guy who says that weak girls aren't worth anything, and also gets triggered by sex stories, for some reason.
LISTEN HERE FAGGOT I CAN BE REALLY NICE IF I WANT TO.
NOW STOP BEING GAY AND GET IN (me) MORE OFTEN.
That's good to hear! Anyways, how's your day?
Again, I decline
That does work
On adults, who actually have sexual desire, unlike children
That's not Major Kusanagi
I'm gonna do my homework and head to bed, my dudes. Have a great day.
I'm always nice to you, stop bullying me with Karen lewds ; -;
>But the doctor was a Chad and was chattering away to the nurse during
Definitely a lebo, lol
Hopefully you're comfy at home
Well, sometimes that just happens.
There's nothing you can do but try to be comfy before going to bed, and pool up your willpower for tomorrow.
Get in you? I can do that. No worries fam.
I remember people thought we could cure cancer, but I think they lost faith because they saw this.
You're just going to beat me too though.
why don't you like him anymore?
its alright im alittle sad
Why do you believe that the arbitrary line drawn differently everywhere just happens to portrait the objective moral standards worth living by in your country specifically?
So at what age do you propose do they suddenly gain interest?
Not even more cancer than the usual intro.
Nah, not today. I beat you yesterday, so it's only mild slaps today.
Get ready for the belt tomorrow though.
Heyo, welcome back.
I think that's a condom Aya is holding every time I see the thumbnail...
Honestly dude I'm a fucking huge degenerate and if anyone that doesn't closely know me found my hard drive full of porn I would be legitimately afraid of them calling the police or at the very least becoming a social outcast.
What's wrong with a little lewd?
Thought you wanted to be bullied? :)
It was hot when Raphi came out of the room with Satania on a leash.
good bye Karen
Please fam, do it.
Because even though he was a cunt to everyone, I tried to protect him and help him through his own problems and everytime I did he'd just backstab me somehow.
I'm ant- dreading the moment and the time.
I'm well-aware, I don't have a lot of things to look forward to right now, so just being done with it would be a good start.
Sad? What happened?
I see you moved from nazi Shiro to a more perverted one? Why?
It's not exactly sudden, but it's around puberty
Y'know when people develop the ability to have children
And before you ask, no fucking a 13 year old is still wrong, at that age they aren't great at decision making
I'm way past 13, and I'm not great at decision making.
well yes but satania would be an amazing brat dom and she wants everyone to bow before her so i like her.
I never backstabbed you I said one bad thing! and im super sorry can we be friends again please I need your protection again!
>consider all the dubs and trips ive been getting they don't lie
ruby wont like me anymore!
I really appreciate this picture. Stripes for stripes
Are you two still "Fighting"
Kiss and make up or ignore each other for Christ's sake
how come no one is in the threads when all this high school drama unfolds but when shit has gone down you come here to duke it out?
what have we done to deserve to see only 50% of your shit show?
It's really hard to keep someone in line who's more drawn towards punishment than reward.
No, not perverted. I'm just a content man telling the world of the beauty of love.
People make bad decisions all the time. Should the stupid be forbidden from having sex? Or should there perhaps an agency decided case by case if two people may copulate?
Btw, 13 is legal in many states, including Spain, Mexico and some parts of Japan.
Striped a best! Do you have some in light blue?
Yeah I fucking knew it was you. It was too obvious.
This makes it even worse tbh.
We're not fighting.
He's the one contacting me through other methods. I'm just claiming here. I didn't come here to fight.
Esdeath! You're back!! What happened between you?
Beauty and love? I'm all ears.
Ty for the warm welcome.
How has your day been?
It's not that their stupid, it's just that hormones fuck their brain all up
Puberty is hard enough for kids without 30 year olds taking advantage of them
Did you tell him to eat sit and fall off his horse?
I cannot ignore him I need him to be friends with me again
also we keep an obvious pedophile and the dog fucker around but oooho esdeath is the craziest guy here not them
ok will you add me again and you didn't know it was me no way.
It's that time again, too tired to remember pictures
I sad a bad thing to ruby only one when I was in other me mode also know as angry mode. and now he hates me and I miss him
yes hello seras
Sho Sho disgusting pedofile
Also, who this? Your waifu is cute af.
I was gonna call you out but it seemed rude, plus I had no proof, so why would I do it?
That "Gabriel claimer" typed the same way you do right now and he seemed fishy anyways.
Plus you've done this before.
Or learn to accept rejection
Not everyone will like you, get over it
From school to work to gym. And most annoying thing is that the elevator wasnt working, and I live 10 high so that was exhausting.
Been pretty long really, how have you been?
Nice try dude >>724705953
Lolis are love. All kinds of lolis, but especially the irl ones.
Their thin, pure bodies, DLC and the innocent faces. Truly this love I'm feeling is the most divine of all!
For it I am willing to bear the label of a pedophile.
>Puberty is hard enough for kids
So how about we start earlier then, so that they know what they are getting into and are less likely to be played with during puberty?
Rude. I never talked out against you, and I also never killed a squirrel.
Great fortune and Doug Dimmadome will come to you, but only if you listen to the end.
I am much more leaning towards obedience though.
What the fuck are u talking about negro ?
and it turns out we are not having new people join but rather old people making avatars to find the avatars of the people they're fighting with
i hope this at least turns into a bad harem rather than a horrific romcom
i hope it ends with me being dead
Ow that kind of suck. Maybe you can still apologise?
I guess each of us has his own opnion on that subject. I'm not into them though.
She's Metallia, the swamp witch
That's kinda what parents are for
It's kinda hard to teach somebody to be rational during the least rational time of their life though
ruby um will you add me now please. seeing you pop up on steam hurts my feelings i miss talking to you, you were always nice.
he isnt rejecting me he is just upset and anyone can be made to like you. if not then you pretend they don't exist
im alright black face wasnt me btw. I miss ruby and I figured the thread needed me
I just dont get it like I dont care if you sex kids. but people seem to really not like it but they ignore you and fight me saying im the crazy guy.
I try very hard but he never seems to listen :/ he even said terrible things to me but I forgive him.
Absolutely nothing new. People get shit on, pretend to leave, assume a new waifu and join a second or third time.
People pretending to be other people's waifus.
People claiming multiple waifus in the same thread and pretending to be two separate people.
Been happening for a while now.
Some left for Telegram or Discord and felt like they'd be scrutinized if they were seen on here with us, so they assume new waifus to avoid conflict or drama.
It's all fucking moronic because we're all anonymous and this isn't a goddamned ERP hugbox.