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gonna kill my self everyone not attention whoring just a typical

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gonna kill my self everyone

not attention whoring just a typical faggot

will live stream , give me creative ways to use with my shitty cheap pistol

will deliver
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>>724689675
Kill yourself then post results
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>>724689805
ok
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360 noscope IF possible
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Next 4chan Killer incomming
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>>724689675
Don't do it op. Suicide is attention whoring except you won't be around to see results. Get help instead and stop being an attention whore.
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OP never delivers.
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>>724689675
You wonna kill yourself with this gun?
This could easialy go wrong.
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avoid being a vegetsble &buy a bigger gun on credit
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>>724689675
>climb to top of tall building
>anchor down a noose of razor wire
>place over head
>pour gasoline all over yourself
>step out on ledge
>lean forward and shoot self in head
>muzzle flash ignites gasoline
>razorwire removes head
>your flaming, headless body hits the ground
>lulz had by all

for bonus points and maximum lulz.
set up a camera on roof top and one at ground zero.
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Good luck dying for 20 minutes
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>>724689905
Do this
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>>724690119
Noice, I like this
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Kill george soros then off yourself
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>>724690139
>implying it'll even take two minutes if he puts it in the back of his mouth and aims upward, destroying the brain stem.

look up some facts and figures before you go making yourself look uniformed and foolish..
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>>724689675
fake and gay
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You have 5 minutes to post the live stream or abandon thread.
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>>724689675
Um. Your gun picture is all over the internet. Post something original
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>>724689675
Timestamp
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>>724690198
Thanks, based anon.
I call it "The Spectacle."
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Go and kill neighbours' kid
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>>724689675
Shoot yourself in the dick first.
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>>724690374
make this a thing
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>>724690323
ignore this fgt. prob some white knight hoping for exif data or some other way of being able to ID you and disrupt your plans for self-termination.
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OP here , not gonna kill myself because im a faggot

when will /b/ realize op never delivers ?

btw this pic is not for me , do a reverse search
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>>724690464
already is a thing
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>>724690464
I would, but while I possess the self-loathing required to perform such a feat, I lack the balls needed to complete the task.
Still, it could become meme. I've seen far dumber things gain traction here.
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Marcel?
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>>724689675

seriously don't do it with that gun, you will be in agony for an hour until you bleed out.
Just grab your phone and live stream a suicide by cop, they will shoot you 20 times in 3 seconds and you wont feel a thing; also, if you want to make sure dozens of cops are their to all fire a full clip into you then wear black face or yell Allahu Ackbar.
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>>724689675
give me your money then, you don't need it
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>>724690762
this, try robbing a bank, if you get away with it then buy hookers and cocain and party till you overdose. If cops show up start firing at them and let them take you out.
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>>724690762
Yet another faggot who doesn't know how to research suicide by firearms statistics.
IF OP is a moron and shoots himself in the side of the head, you might be right, fuck; he might even survive.
OR, as OP is looking for advice on how to not fuck it up, he'll probably put the muzzle in the back of his mouth, point upward, destroy his brainstem and die instantly.
Kek'd at the black face thing though.
Wonder what CNN would do with that.
If he did a good enough job, BLM might actually protest in his name. Be funny as hell when they found out it was "just some fuckin cracker ass motherfucker in black face."
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Shoot yourself in that micropecker or yours and bleed out. That way if you don't die, we at least don't have to worry about you reproducing cockfag.
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>>724690323
Serial number of the gun can be trace.
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>>724689675
Dear OP, no use for killing your self. Just get help.
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Your going to die eventually retard just play the game of life out
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>>724691638
Dear OP, no use in getting help. Just kill yourself.


ftfy
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fake and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwo-8dzNQxA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwo-8dzNQxA
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>>724689675
Shoot it into the sky yelling "yeehaw" until one off those bullets lands on your head. Might take a while.
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no use for killing your self. Just get help.
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kill some isis people, do it action hero-esque
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>>724689675
Cool story bro
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go kill some children and fat women instead
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>>724690119
RAWLING
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>>724692875
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Either kill yourself and stop posting like the attention-seeking faggot you are, or don't kill yourself and stop being an attention-seeking faggot by doing all the shit you were going to kill yourself for anyway because what have you got to lose, other than looking like the faggot you look like now. Faaaaaaaaggot.
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>>724690119
This is great and all, but if he dropped his pants and fastened his hand on his head as well it could also look like hes blowing himself.
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OP here, this is my gun. The clip is full loaded
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stream it
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Looks like a bb gun
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>>724694648
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>>724694339
>clip
Just fucking do it, you deserve it
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>>724694339
KeK
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50 replies and no body git triggered by the poor trigger discipline? Wtf?!
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>>724689675
leave your gun to me in a will and ill kill myself when i get it
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>>724694339
Beta uprising now
Go full sprint anon,you can do it.
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>>724694339
livestream & do it faggot
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>>724694842
>>724695190
bahahaha
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>>724690467
Pretty sure 4chan purges exif.
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>>724689675
is that you maruseru sensei?
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>>724689675
This is marcel
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>>724694339
>HK USP
>Heckler & Koch

boy, watch it. those work only with dry weather of 18-22 degrees celsius. and only at daylight.

plus they are made in Germany. not Taiwan like your little toy.
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>>724694339
>made in taiwan
>umarex
trolololo
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>>724689675
do a quickie on twitch.tv
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Nice 'gun' op now get the fuck off my board
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