It's my friends birthday (female) in a month is an iPhone

>>724228884
The only time a nigger gets a girl a fucken iPhone 7 is if he's trying to fuck, just saying if she has a boyfriend don't be surprised if he breaks it and chucks it at your stupid face. Also don't be so fucken cringe, who gets a random a fucken iphone 7?

>>724228884
cuck

>>724228884
Are you worried her boyfriend will find out that you you want to fuck her?
Why are you considering so expensive a gift?

>>724229397
hey yoda

If you're not trying to fuck her, and just worried about the boyfriend's reaction, just ask him if he would be concerned/butthurt. If you and the girl are just really good friends, he shouldn't have a problem with it, but will appreciate being asked.

>>724229073
Not random. Known her for years, I genuinely just enjoy her friendship and don't want to fug her. At least not while she's in a relationship.

>>724229600
"at least not while she's in a relationship", God, could you be any more transparent? Pathetic...

Don't do it.

>>724228884
If Dubs - OP posts nudes of himself on new phone before giving it to his friend

>>724229551
Hi.
How did I speak like Yoda?

>>724229733
WINRAR!

No boyfriend in the history of the world would be happy with this. It does come across as you trying to fuck her. Why don't you spend less on something sentimental?

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>>724229733

>>724229600
>I'm totally just her friend, it's not like I'm waiting for her boyfriend to fuck up, so I can swoop in and be that guy who were always there for her or anything.

>>724229733
>>724229803
Kek, no way I'm doing that for dubs. Trips will get it though.

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>>724228884
Do it and post and post her fb reaction here so we can have some nice cringe oc

Pic related is literally you

If trips OP posts his nudes on her phone. But OP is probably a faggot and won't deliver.

>>724229600
I said stop being cringe. If she's not your girlfriend she's a fucking random. "At least not while she's in a relationship." Get over yourself we both know what this is lol.

rollin for trips

rerolling

>>724229743
>considering so expensive a gift?
me having to explain this 1/5 joke makes you look retarded

>>724229958
KEK

what did she give you for your last birthday?

rolling again

>>724229874
This

>>724229600
you'll never fuck her, you'll be her dog till your death fag

>>724230138
There was literally nothing unusual about his syntax there.

You thinking it was like Yoda speak was the idiotic part

so close... rolling

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>>724229600
>THIRSTY AF

=== Men are biologically superior ===
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here’s why

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15734366

Men’s brains are 8-13% bigger in absolute volume, they overall contain 9% more grey matter and 13% more white matter on average.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3969295/

Men have 5 more IQ points in general
>http://www.uam.es/personal_pdi/psicologia/pei/download/Lynn2004.pdf

Men generally score the highest in the SATs
>https://www.ets.org/Media/Research/pdf/conf_achgapwomen_allspach.pdf

…

Men excel in Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.
>http://www.esa.doc.gov/sites/default/files/womeninstemagaptoinnovation8311.pdf

…

Women are twice as likely to get depressed, due to brooding.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3786159/

Women are twice as likely to develop an anxiety disorder.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2016-06-07-women-are-more-likely-to-suffer-from-anxiety-than-men/

Women are twice as likely to develop PTSD after a traumatic event.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK56506/

if you are known for buying all your friends (including males that you dont want to fuck) phones than go for it..otherwise nah

>>724230138
The yoda way of saying that would be "Why considering such an expensive gift you are?"

trips, read em and weep

Op here. Thanks for giving me the harsh truth faggets, guess I need to sort my shit out before I go full retard.

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>>724230246

>>724230246

Mothers are more than twice as likely to abuse their children as fathers.
>https://www.acf.hhs.gov/sites/default/files/cb/cm2012.pdf#page=16
>Stats for all years -> https://www.acf.hhs.gov/cb/resource-library/search#?topic[3493]=3493&ajax=1&sort=recent

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15746999
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683

…

“Anon if this were true why haven’t I heard it before”
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum
Sex in society, is the highest form of social validation and acceptance, so many people base their self-worth on how much sex they have/have had. When you say sex isn’t important you can attack somebody’s sense of identity.

she'll be using your gift to send her boyfriend nudes that you'll never get to see. she's gonna be using your gift to laugh with her boyfriend about how much of a pussy cuck you are.

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>>724229600
It's too personal a gift no matter the cost. Even buying a high end blender would be more normal.

>>724230205
kek u right, i just woke up

>>724230368
O fuck...

Don't be stupid. iPhones suck. Who cares it's your money and who fucking cares about the dick head guy. Just stick to the Samsung devices, you gay faggot pussy.

You fucking retarded cunt.

/thread

>>724230368
Lol, anyway he could put something on the phone to spy on picture messages?

>>724230647
Jokes on you. I'm posting on my s7 right now.

>>724228884

Yes, but ask him first, there should not be a problem if it is properly done

>>724230733
Congrats you've bought something where the visual design is more important than the hardware.
You've paid for how it looks, not how it works.

>>724230733
My bad. Sorry.

>>724228884
You're pretty deep in the friendzone there, huh?

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>>724230933
Maybe she is ugly but he likes her as a friend and is rich

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>>724229600

>>724228884
Get her for honor for the pc, maybe a controller

>>724231071
Regardless OP is a faggot.

>>724231010
>2017
>using a gutted version of Unix
>paying out the cock for it
>demonizing anyone who agrees with you
I smell a liberal and his fascism.

>>724228884
beta as fuck

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>>724231228

I use windows for gaming, and mac os / linux for work, and I wouldn't say I'm demonizing anyone, just pointing out how funny it is that lots of people here have so strong opinions on other peoples PC-preferences

>>724229600
Holy fuck nigger just do it, she's gonna love it and absolutely won't be weirded out by an $800 present

>>724229733
Rerolling for trips

Just get her a watch, or bag, or something like that. Have you ever bought her a really expensive present before? Do you tend to give expensive gifts? Because if the last few gifts you bought for people that you both know were around $50 each, then you drop $800 on one for her, it'll come off as being a bit much.

>>724231958
I do like to splash out on gifts, most gets spent on family but close friends get nice shit too.

>>724228884
>if you were here boyfriend would you be pissed/concerned?
yours is a beta move, no boyfriend would be concerned as you would just look like a faggot. He would just know that you have feels for her and that he should keep an eye on you

>don't want to fug her. At least not while she's in a relationship.
yeah right of course not. you dont admit that you want to fuck her because right now there is no chance that you could. If given the chance you would in a second. You just dont want to realize that you are frustrated.

Look you are acting like the typical beta orbiter (friendzoned if you will). She has a boyfriend that is fucking her good. Get over with. Do not spend money on girls you are not fucking. Jesus

>>724232033
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>>724230138
Yeah shut up, your and idiot

>>724228884
Why do you like to suffer OP?

>>724232235
Isn't all life suffering?

>>724228884
I'll give you props for asking your /b/ros first, but damn giving a girl friend like that is too fucking much.

>>724228884
Don't

Roll for trips

>>724232340
>>724232396
Yeah, already decided against it. I'll get her something around the £50 mark. Still something nice but not something that sets alarm bells ringing.

>>724228884
Gonna give you a serious answer, yes. It's not only too big but it also holds no meaning, you'd be literally just throwing money at her.

The boyfriend is not the problem here.

>>724229073
Tru dat

>>724232033
If you consistently give gifts of that sort of value, then maybe it doesn't look too out of character. But if she doesn't come from that kind of money, you'll probably embarrass her, her boyfriend's $200 gift, and whatever her parents give her. Depending on how cynical you are, that might be a good thing. Even with that said, I still think a phone is probably a little bit personal. Unless you happen to know that she is looking for a new one, or that hers just broke, it's got an invasive feel to it, because of how private people are over their phones these days. She might like the phone she has at the moment and not want to change. Get her something she doesn't already have, or something she can have more than one of. And bring the spend down, because $800 is a lot to give to someone who is just a friend, even if you can afford it.

>>724228884
its not about the money or if she has a boyfriend or if you are just friends. Thats an autistic thing to do. There is proper etiquette for gift giving. You're being a try hard.

Unless you are an older relative like an uncle or grandfather your gift should never be that expensive. This isnt about looking desperate or looking like a try hard or looking like a cash flush pimp.

It is generally accepted, in all social circles, that you dont give a gift so expensive that they couldnt get you something of equal value to reciprocate on your birthday/christmas/any fucking random holiday.

This is general manners/ social etiquette stuff. Its socially unacceptable even if it were your guy friend. Now, if you both are fucking rich and this gift is like a drop in the bucket then thats fine. But if you're both average people then NO its not ok and will be seen as fucking weird.

>>724232721
She's a bit poor tbh and I know her phones a few years old.

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>>724228884
Buy her an android phone you mongoloid

>>724228884
What a waste of ice cream...

>>724232924
She likes Iphones.

>>724228884
Wow cringe worthy,

Don't buy her a phone you stupid fucking idiot.

>>724232996
Lot of poor jealous faggots in this thread.

>>724229600
The beta orbiter strikes again

>>724232939
howso?
you can still eat it

>>724232995
Maybe the iPhone SE, or a clearance 5s or 6 seeing as you're quite nailed onto this idea of getting her an iPhone. I gather you're in the UK, Argos does iPhone 5s for £200 sim free.

>>724232995
has she ever given you a gift that expensive? much less a gift at all? if not then no its not proper to give a gift like that.

But you're asking bec. you know deep down she will probably think its weird. Thats all you need to know. Its nice of you. But too weird man. Dont do it you will feel like an asperger later I promise.

Source: in high school I lived in a poor town and my parents had a lot of money. I'd give girls I liked expensive gifts. When you get that awkward quiet "uhh thanks" or when your gift is straight up rejected you're gonna feel like a tool. Also, its not proper manners to give her a gift more expensive than what her boyfriend is going to give her. If you want to be generous, ask her boyfriend first. See what he's gonna give her and ask him what you should get her. Her having a boyfriend doesnt factor, you didnt deny you like the girl. You will be seen as a try hard weasel.

If shes just a poor friend you truly have no romantic feelings for then ask her boyfriend and parents and see if they want to go in on an Iphone with you. Dont be the tool that shows up with something like that. Ever watch the Office episode where Michael Scott gets the Ipod for the secret santa gift? Its fucking awkward.

>>724233483
ouch

>>724233360
I try not to mix sex with food. I lose my appetite and I get turned off.
If I wanted someone inside of my food, I'd eat a pregnant woman.

>>724233412
Maybe, I just thought getting the latest version would be a better present. Like I said earlier, I'm rethinking this and I'm just going to get her something around £50 so not a phone.

>>724233640
Ouch? or maybe Charm's her brother?

>>724234015
That's probably for the best. It's Mother's day soon, must be some deals out there that'll work out. Maybe a voucher for a spa treatment. You said she's poor, so that might be a nice thing for her to enjoy.

>>724229915
Check 'em

>>724228884
Where can I get that icecream?

>>724234423
Maybe. Something that doesn't come across like I'm guilt tripping her into sucking me off.

>>724228884
It's a phone. If you're loaded then an expensive gift is almost expected. Avoid anything pink or with hearts or the word LOVE on it though also jewellery. Make sure she actually wants a phone though. Gift cards tend to be the best thing to give someone. There is nothing to read in a gift card and little chance of the boyfriend being a faggot about it or showing him up. If you can show him up with a fucking gift card then fuck him dude. Phone should be fine.

>>724234640
Thanks, the part about the boyfriend being showed up by a gift card had me laughing.

>>724234089
I sure hope charm is the brother, or we are seeing new level of something

>>724230138
Jesus Christ. Someone doesn't know proper grammar.

>>724234859
Or charm is fucking her and bf doesn't know

not cool fucking asshole. satanic trips gets now