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g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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I'm already dead.
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>>724227907
I like porn
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I´m not an weak faggot who sees suicide as an option
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i got my fucking gun
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>>724228012
how r u posting?
>>724228071
me too.
>>724228093
glad to hear that.
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>>724227907
i wont let them win
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>>724227907
its my birthday this month and im trying to find a job if nothing pans out im going to kill myself in may
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>>724228195

Because my body never got the memo.
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>>724227907
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job which I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a comfortable home, a nice car and own both
>I'm in pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800
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My ex and I are talking again. I'm not hopeful but it makes me feel motivated instead of the usual depression shit.
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>>724228191

Got enough for me to have a go after you're through?
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>>724228285
Why are you taking your kids down with you? That's incredibly mean.
I mean if you're going to kill yourself, at least take a cop rather than your dumbfuck helpless kids
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>>724228427

You is one dumb mothafucka, y' know dat?
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Will fuck my gf tonight and selling some obsolete pc hardware for a high price to some fag on ebay
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>>724228427
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit
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>>724228285
>i'm still on 4chan
>i'm still in need of validating from a bunch of losers

You forgot those. The only reason I am still floating on this shitboat of a platform for handmade rice paper origami technique exchange is that I am moot.
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>>724228566
To the first point see pic related
To the second you asked first
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>>724228566

Don't be silly Anon, the real moot went to work for Google and never looked back.
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Haven't seen my girlfriend since Monday, she coming over today. So that's why.
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I will be dead eventually, but I choose to prolong the suffering for as long as possible by living a healthy and active lifestyle. It also gives me more time to convert as many people as possible to my way of thinking.
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>>724227907
It's not on my to do list.
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>>724227907
because the ups are currently stronger than the downs, also there's still anime to be watched and games to be played
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>>724228726
so wait till after she's left?

now that's a good bf
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>>724228566
I miss m00tykins
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>>724227907
Because I'm engaging to her soon.
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>>724227907
>firefighter
>feels good to help others man
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>>724228933
Illuminati confirmed!
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>>724227907
Because I have to write a memorandum in support of summary judgment for class.
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>>724227907
Because I need sauce on that .gif
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>>724228359
i'll shoot me second
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>>724228324
g'luck.
>>724228478
cool.
>>724228726
cool. hope u have fun.
>>724229048
what anime u watching ?
>>724229646
dont have it.
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I'm in love with my beautiful girlfriend, my body is on pace to be ready for this summer. Only thing going bad is I didn't get the job I wanted to because I didn't fit the criteria for the project's funding (I had to have been on welfare in the past 4 years). But at the same time I'm excited to finish a current project and get started on a new. Hopefully they'll make money though.
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>>724231680
thats all great anon.
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>>724227907
Because I'm scheduled to work today.
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>>724227907
Because I had a dream last night that my girlfriend killed herself and it was terrible. Felt like it went on for days. Most of the dream was spent sobbing and wishing I could've been there to talk her out of it. Honestly what really confused me was that despite how much I thought about her, she didn't appear at any point which isn't how dreams work so even a while after waking up I was sobbing like a little bitch.
Eventually I realized that's how she'd probably feel if I did the same. Suicide is the most selfish thing someone can do to their loved ones.
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Live it up, motherfuckers. You have infinite time after this to be dead, why hurry?
https://youtu.be/i9J27RaDr5M
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Because I live in a small inbred town where pretty much everyone dislikes me. If I opt out, I feel like they will have won. I can go another 40 years on spite alone
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My girlfriend and I are going on a trip to Nashville to see her best friend whom I've never met in a couple weeks and I'm looking forward to it. Plus life is good. I always keep a PMA (positive mental attitude) and go into every day thinking it's going to be a good day and you know what? Because of that I always have a great day
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>>724232790
wise words
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>>724234247
Nice. I like your spirit
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>>724234247
These places suck. I'm moving soon. Hope it's better. You moving anon?
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>>724234606
Nah, I live inna woods where I can shoot, blow shit up, fuck around with all kinds of shit

I don't actually have to see any of them so that's a bonus
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>>724234758
I would love to live in the woods, i'm jealous
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>>724234889
Go do it, anon. Make it a goal and achieve it
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>>724234889
It's nice. I've lived in the city

I like being able to think

>I'd like to go pop off a few hundred rounds

And go pop off a few hundred rounds
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>>724227907

Because I turned 40 on Wednesday, and celebrated the last day of my 30's and the first day of my 40's having a threesome with my wife and her BFF who is a lesbian.

Might greentext it one day.
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>18 y/o
>Girlfriend who I'm really happy with
>Education not going to absolute shit
>Decent paying job allowing me to travel and buy dumb shit

Can't complain.
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>>724235209
Lmao.. Living in suburbs actually but closed to the city, its still nice
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>>724227907
My gf is coming later for an hour or two of kinky, hot fucking.
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Because..

>I have a fulltime job at SSAB in Sweden as a service technician
>I have my own place, which is not a shithole
>I have free healthcare, oh, oh, you dont?
>Just got a new Audi s8
>Planning to go around the world in 2019 with 4 friends

Life is fucking amazing.
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>>724227907
No reason, really.
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>>724235534
>Sweden

>Not a shithole

>55% income tax

>Free healthcare

>Free
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>>724235534
insinuating our shitty free healthcare is "positive"
haha, dumma jävel.
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>>724236068

It can't be any worse than Americas, moron.
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I owe too many people
Whether it be emotional investment or monetary.
I want to be liked at least a little before I die.
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