g'morning anon. i hope you slept well. tell me why you will

I'm already dead.

>>724227907
I like porn

I´m not an weak faggot who sees suicide as an option

i got my fucking gun

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>>724228012
how r u posting?
>>724228071
me too.
>>724228093
glad to hear that.

>>724227907
i wont let them win

>>724227907
its my birthday this month and im trying to find a job if nothing pans out im going to kill myself in may

>>724228195

Because my body never got the memo.

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>>724227907
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job which I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a comfortable home, a nice car and own both
>I'm in pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800

My ex and I are talking again. I'm not hopeful but it makes me feel motivated instead of the usual depression shit.

>>724228191

Got enough for me to have a go after you're through?

>>724228285
Why are you taking your kids down with you? That's incredibly mean.
I mean if you're going to kill yourself, at least take a cop rather than your dumbfuck helpless kids

>>724228427

You is one dumb mothafucka, y' know dat?

Will fuck my gf tonight and selling some obsolete pc hardware for a high price to some fag on ebay

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>>724228427
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit

>>724228285
>i'm still on 4chan
>i'm still in need of validating from a bunch of losers

You forgot those. The only reason I am still floating on this shitboat of a platform for handmade rice paper origami technique exchange is that I am moot.

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>>724228566
To the first point see pic related
To the second you asked first

>>724228566

Don't be silly Anon, the real moot went to work for Google and never looked back.

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Haven't seen my girlfriend since Monday, she coming over today. So that's why.

I will be dead eventually, but I choose to prolong the suffering for as long as possible by living a healthy and active lifestyle. It also gives me more time to convert as many people as possible to my way of thinking.

>>724227907
It's not on my to do list.

>>724227907
because the ups are currently stronger than the downs, also there's still anime to be watched and games to be played

>>724228726
so wait till after she's left?

now that's a good bf

>>724228566
I miss m00tykins

>>724227907
Because I'm engaging to her soon.

>>724227907
>firefighter
>feels good to help others man

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>>724228933
Illuminati confirmed!

>>724227907
Because I have to write a memorandum in support of summary judgment for class.

>>724227907
Because I need sauce on that .gif

>>724228359
i'll shoot me second

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>>724228324
g'luck.
>>724228478
cool.
>>724228726
cool. hope u have fun.
>>724229048
what anime u watching ?
>>724229646
dont have it.

I'm in love with my beautiful girlfriend, my body is on pace to be ready for this summer. Only thing going bad is I didn't get the job I wanted to because I didn't fit the criteria for the project's funding (I had to have been on welfare in the past 4 years). But at the same time I'm excited to finish a current project and get started on a new. Hopefully they'll make money though.

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>>724231680
thats all great anon.

>>724227907
Because I'm scheduled to work today.

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>>724227907
Because I had a dream last night that my girlfriend killed herself and it was terrible. Felt like it went on for days. Most of the dream was spent sobbing and wishing I could've been there to talk her out of it. Honestly what really confused me was that despite how much I thought about her, she didn't appear at any point which isn't how dreams work so even a while after waking up I was sobbing like a little bitch.
Eventually I realized that's how she'd probably feel if I did the same. Suicide is the most selfish thing someone can do to their loved ones.

Live it up, motherfuckers. You have infinite time after this to be dead, why hurry?
https://youtu.be/i9J27RaDr5M

Because I live in a small inbred town where pretty much everyone dislikes me. If I opt out, I feel like they will have won. I can go another 40 years on spite alone

My girlfriend and I are going on a trip to Nashville to see her best friend whom I've never met in a couple weeks and I'm looking forward to it. Plus life is good. I always keep a PMA (positive mental attitude) and go into every day thinking it's going to be a good day and you know what? Because of that I always have a great day

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>>724232790
wise words

>>724234247
Nice. I like your spirit

>>724234247
These places suck. I'm moving soon. Hope it's better. You moving anon?

>>724234606
Nah, I live inna woods where I can shoot, blow shit up, fuck around with all kinds of shit

I don't actually have to see any of them so that's a bonus

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>>724234758
I would love to live in the woods, i'm jealous

>>724234889
Go do it, anon. Make it a goal and achieve it

>>724234889
It's nice. I've lived in the city

I like being able to think

>I'd like to go pop off a few hundred rounds

And go pop off a few hundred rounds

>>724227907

Because I turned 40 on Wednesday, and celebrated the last day of my 30's and the first day of my 40's having a threesome with my wife and her BFF who is a lesbian.

Might greentext it one day.

>18 y/o
>Girlfriend who I'm really happy with
>Education not going to absolute shit
>Decent paying job allowing me to travel and buy dumb shit

Can't complain.

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>>724235209
Lmao.. Living in suburbs actually but closed to the city, its still nice

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>>724227907
My gf is coming later for an hour or two of kinky, hot fucking.

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Because..

>I have a fulltime job at SSAB in Sweden as a service technician
>I have my own place, which is not a shithole
>I have free healthcare, oh, oh, you dont?
>Just got a new Audi s8
>Planning to go around the world in 2019 with 4 friends

Life is fucking amazing.

>>724227907
No reason, really.

>>724235534
>Sweden

>Not a shithole

>55% income tax

>Free healthcare

>Free

>>724235534
insinuating our shitty free healthcare is "positive"
haha, dumma jävel.

>>724236068

It can't be any worse than Americas, moron.

I owe too many people
Whether it be emotional investment or monetary.
I want to be liked at least a little before I die.