Has anyone dated or fucked a MILF? What's it like?

Most cash shit of my life

I dated a MILF when I was 19. She put me on a steep learning curve. Every girlfriend I've had since needs to thank her for giving me skillz

>>724223839
>>724223972
Do tell...

Currently 23... Met my girlfriend when I was 18 and she was 29. She basically worships me and lets me pretty much do whatever I want to her in bed. She's dropping her daughter off at school right now, and then I'm probably going to plow her with reckless abandon... So, pretty cool, I guess.

>>724223740

I wonder if that Brother printer has a NIC aswell..

>>724224517
Autism..

>>724223740
Am married.
Have kids.
Wife=Milf
Fuck Milf every night.
Profiteering!

Dated my mom for 3 years , shit was cash but bitch became way too needy,had to break it off. Still see her at Christmas dinner every year. Best head i have ever got to date though

>>724224262
Better go pick up your girlfriends kid.

Bet her ex rams her every now and then.

>>724223740
When I was in college my friend's sister was going through a divorce. We fucked three times. Most ridiculous over the top sex I've ever had because you could tell she was trying to compensate for not having done it with anyone but her shitty husband in a long time. I was being used and I was okay with that.

>>724227234
lol, that's awesome. It's good you got in before she became a loose STD infested cunt too. Because you know they end up that way very quickly, trying to overcompensate for the years of only having one D.

bump for interest

>>724228148
haha actually it was quite the opposite. She was remarried less than 2 years later. The new husband was a prominent attorney in the area and now she has a spot as a partner at his firm so I give her props for that.

>>724228498
How the fuck does that work? Did she screw him in the settlement?

And how does that work?! He was a lawyer, he shoudl have won. Especially as a partner.

>>724228639
Huh? I think you misread what I said. She married somebody else who was a lawyer that gave her a spot at his firm. She's still married to him. I don't know what her first husband did for a living.

I sucked on some 60 year old's fake titties when I was 19. They were rock hard and awful.

>>724228937
Ahhh... I did misread it. I'm flying 5 sheets to the wind right now. My bad.

Anyway, good on you for railing a girl like that. I fucked a girl who was on the rocks with her sorta-not-quite-bf once. Really awks coz we worked together at the time, but still fun.

>>724224814

Ditto. I have others tell me how lucky I am on a regular basis.

>>724229274
lol jk
they all are free and not tied down and have to support shitting, crying, screaming free-loading kids.....

In a few years you are going to be telling younger guys you work with not to get married and have kids, to go enjoy the backpackers in town, either directly or indirectly. My whole office is full of sad fucks like you who got old and had kids.

>>724223740
Mom's friend put the moves on me when we were alone and drunk, she was all"don't tell your mom but I think you are cute" and shit like would I like to experience a "real woman"? She was not bad looking, but I thought it was just the alcohol making her that way. She blew me and that was that, happened a year and a half ago...

She is married and has two kids, apparently 45 is the new 25 though because she has cheated on him twice now and suddenly I am thinking about calling her up for some home wrecking fun.

Their marriage won't last anyway so why hold back right? Plus her tits are huge, E cups and not much sag for her age

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24 yo here. I dated a 41-year old gorgeous Milf a while ago. I have to say the sex was incredible. Maybe better than anything I've ever had. Like living in a porn movie.
It's true what they say, older women really know how to satisfy their man.
After a month or so she became a bit possessive and jealous, I just didn't have the time for her emotinal shit so I walked away.

>>724229790
DO IT!!!!

Then give me her deets, because I am totally up for your sloopy seconds. Would kill for some 45yo E-tit action.


FUuuuuuck

>>724229790
I love it wwhen kids think that they have something to offer an older woman besides the dick.

Milfs fuck young guys the same reason why middle aged guys fuck younng wwomen. Because they have hot bods.

Then they go hang out wwith people their own age because after sex, there is nothing to talk about

I made the same mistake when I was 25 and nailing my sister's friend's mom wwho was 49. We had a good time and then she told me to get lost. I just wwasn't a long term option for her. I thought I was all that and then she told me I wwasn't.

I'm 55 now. I laugh at howw stupid I was back then

>>724231008

Truth. Young ones are hot, but just annoying as fuck once it's over.

Broke up with her a month ago, but off to fuck her again tonight.

Sex is fucking amazing, she's way more accommodating than women my age, down for almost anything I suggest.

Downside: She's clingy as shit. Kept hinting she wanted it to go much longer, and was really hesitant to go on birth control so we could bareback, but still wants me to bareback her despite the risk.

Verdict: If you can keep them at arms length you get fantastic sex pretty much whenever you want. Otherwise, if you want something serious, expect to get tied down into 'happy homemaker' status really quickly.

>>724231008
Then I should nail her milf pussy right? That's all I am after, not a relationship haha

>>724230206
Yeah I would totally be up for spitroasting her ass with other bros but like I said idk, I have to get to her first to see if the offer still stands. Though I am willing to bet it does, idk how she will find the time to dodge her husband and kids but if she was serious then she will find a way.

>>724231008
55yo and you hang out on /b/? Cool stuff

>>724231976
Hey, did I say not to?

I'm just pointing out that you braggin about being a marriage wrecker.

She's probably on the down low. Her husband may even know about it/you.

Best you don't get too cocky. Old guys got game when they get pissed off. You make shit public to the people around you... it gets back to her or him? You might not like what happens.

Just like Han told Luke... don't get to cocky, kid.

>>724223740
It's like having your own personal whore who buys you stuff. I dated 2 milfs and I did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted to.
One ex never swallowed a load or did anal until I met her. I treated her like a worthless pig. If you want to fuck at 4am while she's dead asleep, you can. They don't care
They only problem is when it goes on too long because most of these bitches are crazy AF.

>>724232634
they get that age and still single ther's a reason

Half the chicks I dated in my 30's where borderline
The other half were alchoholic party girls

Probably says something about me too. kek

I spent my time in music clubs then.

>>724223740

She was a black chick in her early mid 20's, but those barely-visible stretch marks on her belly and ass (what an ass!) definitely said MILF.

Best $100 I spent that vacation.

>>724224814
This it's pretty awesome

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>>724233287
The milk's gone bad Charlie Murphy...

40+ pussy... amazing...even the chubby ones.
Its amazing the mature women often THANK YOU for fucking them... blows my mind.

>>724232615

Yeah, older guys can ruin your world in ways you'll never even think of. Don't get cocky.

>>724233287
Moar of here! Pics with or without clothes please :)

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>>724231008
holy shit anon, you were banging her and getting rick rolled at the same time

>>724232615
The reward outweighs risk when it comes to her anyway but, there is no way it can be found out if nothing is going on... yet

Run into her at the store? Oh wow what a coincidence lets fuck in my car out back and get you back home in time for dinner. Washing your car at the same time as me? What are the chances?! Get the wax job on the car for an extra 3-4 minutes while I eat you out and you get a clean car in the process.

I doubt she is an amateur at this anyways so it is a non issue. If she is giving I am taking, no doubt.

Laying low while her husband is gone for the day? She could just meet me at the fucking park for some quick head, 5 minutes and done, though only until next time. I know there are risks but I need to bust in her pussy at least once

>>724233828
Also some FB pics maybe?

Had a 37yo single mom (daughter was 20 i guess, lived in her own apartment) as a neighbor in my last city. Was new to the city and didn't know anyone so i went to her nearly everyday for cookies, tea and smalltalk. after 2month we started fucking. she had a sexhungry best friend which wasn't that hot but she (the friend) talked me into bumping her, too.

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Fucking this milf...huge cans

I used to go on Craigslist and find milfs. I can't go back now

when I was 16 my mother invited home her friend who was 32 and as the boring 16 year old I was I just sat in my room. I didn't mind them until she came in to my room and said that she also likes videogames. we had a pretty good time and she was very touchy and started tickling me so i was like what the hell and tickled her back and got some good feels of her huge tits. she asked if i liked them and i was kinda anxious if she would tell my mom and shit so i joked it away and she just slid her tank top down to expose her huuuuge cleavage and my dick got diamonds and i just stared at them. she took my hand at pressed it against her tits and i just dug down between them. as i did that she unhooked her bra without me noticing and out came a pair of perfect huuuge tits and i heard my mother come up the stares shit gets real and she fixes her shirt and my mom took her down again. so we began to secretly date. boi she was the horniest girl you could ever find. we fucked in the bus, handjobs in the cinema and bus, we took showers together and she let me fkn pee on her. dating an older woman is fkn great until they wanna get together for real. then you pack your bags and leave that bitch

>>724223740
I fucked a milf but she was only a few years older than me. Just chav things I guess.

>>724234049
>come up the stares
>up the stares
>the stares
>stares

Are you a fucking idiot or what?

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>>724223740
MILF's are like disposable / training pussy and fucking them have a ton of benefits. It will bring your libido levels down so you don't act like a horny goat when you meet a real girl. Also you'll get plenty of sex training, they are very forgiving and if you are a brokefag like I was in my early 20's they may just give u sum cash.

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>>724233923

When I was 28 my neighbor moved in to apartment complex. 42 getting divorced. Like shooting fish in a barrel. No condom - swallowed etc. I totally gave her herpes. Once the cunt even intercepted a friend coming over to my place to tell her I gave her an STD. Vindictive whore. It's not like I tried to give it to her.

>>724224517
It looks like an older model printer so I don't think so.

>>724233895

go for it, bro.

I had a college room mate (about 1985) and we both worked in the same bar. He nailed this older chick in the parking lot. Turned out she was a married lesbian. Chicks wife came in the bar. We ended up having to call the cops.

just don't take it for granted when a spouse is involved.

>>724223740
yeah. I'm 52. I've fucked a few milfs. They like sex more than younger girls and do more, but you have to be nice to their stupid kids.

>>724234445
more

>>724234445
how did u find her? or how did u meet her?

>>724233895
where the fuck do you get a bj at the park? bathroom?

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>>724233127
>>724233159
>>724233216
>>724233287
Lies. Those pics were posted here a few months ago by her husband.

>>724234616
link to the thread?

We have public parties for people above 30. You have to be at least 27 to enter it. People there mostly are 35-50. Dont know if this is just a german thing or if this in other countries, too. But here you have these parties in every town with >20k people.
I dont have to explain to you what happens when you enter these parties as a young, fresh piece of meat and a bunch of tipsy milfs see you. 28 now. Had just 3 girls before. Since i can enter these parties i had 1-2 one-night-stands nearly every weekend. Try this, guys. Heaven on earth. Also women around 35-45 seem to have the highest sex drive you can imagine.

>>724224262
>my wife's son

>>724234735
I have no idea if it's archived anywhere. Search the pics and find it yourself, you lazy piece of shit. Fucking millennials always want to be spoonfed.

>>724234439
that's just dating in your age group you wrinkly old dumbass so it doesn't count.

>>724223740
Pretty gewd.

Sucked dick like the answer to the meaning of life was inside my balls. Let me nut inside her.

Lots of mental problems. Her daughter was getting to close to me.

>>724223740
I've had multiple Milfs/Gilfs. Everyone should experience it at least once. They are better than women your own age.

45Yr old - loose, nympho
53Yr old - tight, loved anal, huge tits
43Yr old - just average, big tits though

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>>724223740
I Dated this tierd old hag.

47 Yr old. Loves when i liked her Asshole. Also all into anal play stuff. Sex was amazing but could not handle the emotional bullshit she went throu all day. Shit gave me cancer so i left her alone.

Pic relatet. Its her. Got more if you want.

>>724234276
oh shit nigga, how tf did i miss that

>>724235236

More pls

>>724235236
she looks hot, more?

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>>724235483

Currently dating a milf. She's technically married and has three kids but she's getting a separation soon. She doesn't currently live with that faggot

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>>724235667 >>724235236

>>724224814
>Married
>Fuck Milf every night.
>Married
>fuck every night

You are so cute

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>>724223740
>>>724235236
>
>More pls
>>724223740
>>>724235236
>she looks hot, more?
Here you go

>>724235733
....and suddenly, no

I fucked a milf and her daughter once, it's an amazing feeling. I fucked her daughter next week in the same place same bed her mother couldn't say a thing cuse she was embarrased to tell her that she fucked me so the daughter didn't know.

>>724236088
nice

>>724224262
Cuck

These threads always remind me of The Graduate

>>724231008
55 on /b/ giving milf advice top kek I've banged plenty of older chicks from 36 to 48 and younger chick 19-27 and most younger chicks are a pain in the ass and just fun to fuck. They want to be treated like a princess even though they ride the cock train all day long. At least a older chick will worship you and pretty much do what you want in bed.

>some time ago
>be 18
>family move in next door
>8/10 milf included
>turns out she's easy to fuck
>she gets herself drunk with 18 y/o me
>get head on front porch
>ok.mp3
>fuck her daily for an entire summer while healing a broken leg
>she kicks husband out
>oh shit nigger

long story short - pretty fun but not worth the baggage. your mileage may very.

>>724235970
The fuck you talking about? There are actually women out there that like sex and want it as much as men. Even if she goes to sleep before me, I have permission to wake her up by sticking my dick in her.

>>724238084
they never freak about going raw either, most are cool with it and in fact would rather have the full experience. Great gals, great in bed and generally good mannered 10/10 can see myself reproducing with

>>724224262
Lmao damaged goods and thinking it's a good thing

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So theres a rumor that a woman at my work has nudes in the internet, not sure if i believe it. Can b help...pic related, its her

>>724223740
I wish i could have sex with a milf so she can teach me things

Im a virgin btw

>>724225355
underrated post

>>724229790
>>724230206
>>724232292
Fantasies

I've fucked a lot of milfs in the past 6 years. Be a half-way attractive, single dad, with a job, home, and car, and pussy parks in your driveway and waits. Sometimes pussy brings weed or booze just to hang out.

But ... milfs are fucking crazy. Tons of fucking baggage. Plus they act like it's just a FWB thing until they sense you have no interest whatsoever besides their cooch. Then let the fucking psychosis begin.

I'm 47 now. Divorced 6 years. Fucked chicks in their 20s all the way up to 60 year old bag with huge cans and a sweet pussy. That was great.

Young chicks - Raging hormones. Constantly wet. Dicks just slide in. And they are more into anal too. But they can be extremely needy and jealous.

Milfs: Raging hormones. Dry pussy (most). Crazy as shit. Never happy. Tons of fucking issues.

Gilfs: Not many issues besides dry pussies and not as mobile. Can't just flop them about like a nimble 24 year old. But they don't need you after or bother you much beyond, "Come over and let's fuck. Then you go home."

>>724241147
This. Fucking this. You win the internet for today.

>>724231275
>Verdict: If you can keep them at arms length you get fantastic sex pretty much whenever you want. Otherwise, if you want something serious, expect to get tied down into 'happy homemaker' status really quickly.
Truth

>>724233923
>>724234342
super nice

>>724234375
>It's not like I tried to give it to her.
nah, but you could have told her, shithead

Married with 3 kids, so I fuck a MILF several times a week. It's nice. She's more comfortable with her body, and she takes care of herself so she's in shape and her pussy is snug.

If a woman's a shitbag before kids, having kids won't change that.

I'm 30. My fiance is 43. I met her when I was married to my ex who was 3 years younger than me. I would cheat on my ex with young girls or girls around my age. When I met my now fiance, she rocked my fucking life. Still does, whenever I want it, she's giving it, and a lot.

>>724235970
>Not getting it every night.
Why live.

>>724233908
You need to make imgur of her!

>>724236908
Missed all of them please repost

>>724224262
29 is still kinda young

33yrs old here. Been trying to find a MILF since I was 17, so far I've only been able to fuck girls 2-5 years younger than me. Never fucked a girl older or the same age as me. How's much longer do I have for it to still be appealing for a 40+ woman to fuck me?

i was 19 then i used to play songs and sing in a caffe on fridays, she was like 34. She invited me to her house and buy a shitload of beer. I get drunk and fuck her. I ran away her home and never see her again.