ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I report all cuckold threads or threads of people posting their fake girlfriends.

>>724215955
i just filter out that cuck shit

I monitor this website for suspicious material and add people to a list or possibly file for an investigation if the situation warrants.

>>724216436
so your secret is that you're homosex

>>724216580
Much Homosex.

I've been shitting in the shower for the past 4 years.

>>724216641
now you can step back from the ledge cut ties with all the lies youve been living in

>>724215914
/b/ I'm over at the apartment of the girl I love. I'm her best friend and we got high earlier, but once I left I got paranoid from the weed and I convinced her to let me stay over.

She knows how I feel about her and things with her boyfriend/ex they both know aren't going to last.

When she let me in, she didn't say much. Let me in, and then she went right to bed. She left her bedroom door open (for me I guess) and she's laying in the middle of the bed. There's enough room for me if I had the balls to try.

Currently I'm laying on the floor in her room. As I said she is asleep.

What do?

>>724216865
Post a pic of her sleeping to start off with

I sit down when I pee.

>>724216968
No faggot. It took me 2 minutes of staning at her door just to get enough courage to come in here.

>>724216865
go to her bed and sleep with her

>>724216982
I do this too. Its a sign of intelligence or vagina (mutually exclusive).

>>724217019
She's asleep faggot she's not gonna know you took a picture

>>724217050
You know I want to, but if she wakes up and gets weirded out then it's all ogre (we watched Shrek while high earlier). We have layed in bed together when we hang out, but to try and sleep with her (even if I stayed to one side) is a big step.

>>724216784
Would you understandif i did not want to see you again?

>>724217224
It's too dark anyways. I sure as hell won't put on the flash

>>724216982
My cock always kisses the ceramic

>>724215914

I own an 11 inch brown dildo.

>>724217233
if you had chance with her she'd already have broken up with her bf and would've be with you, if she gets weirded out that's just confirmation that there's nothing to it. do it and try your chances,if nothing at least you'll be able to move on, better that than letting yourself suffer by being in friendzone if you do.

>>724217269
glad someone got this

>>724215914
I shit my pants in my inlaws house, and i blamed a dog for shitting on the furniture. I said i sat in it

>>724217431
This, it's a win-win situation. If she's interested then fine and if not, get over it. Fag.

>>724216982
I stand when i shit

And i exclusively lay on my side to vomit

i lie in these threads for the lulz.

im also a fairly attractive woman with a sick sense of humor.

>>724217625
I currently am suffering from hep A, so ive been doing all 3

>>724215914
I use humor to deflect some things that are seriously wrong with me.

Like I'll joke and say I hate everyone.

But its the truth. I mean I really REALLY hate human beings. We're all disgusting creatures. And we're all just extremely nasty to eachother for almost no reason. Myself included. And all of us are so fucking hypocritical. We demonize people just to hide the fact that in secret we're just as vile and repylsive as whoever we're persecuting.

This also makes me feel incredibly depressed, knowing that I hate all of you, when Im every bit as human. So I use self depricating humor as a way to convey my scuicidal levels of depression, in a form factor that won't result in people doting on me, just to earn superficial reightious points that mean nothing. It also feels horrible when everyone has the magic snake oil cure for it all, when really they know theyre just as fucked up as me, and there ISN't a fix for any of it.

mom's car finger. back of friends vehicle.

>>724217711
Jesus can fix you if you are willing

>>724217699
I see what you did there, chekd

>>724217711
Nigga, you just a cynical little bitch. I actively go out of my way to help people, and i try to see the good in everyone. Sure, i get burned every once in a while, but alot of the times, it pays off.

Key example, i bought a homeless man a bottle of whiskey (his choice, i offered him food) and a couple months later he found me and told me how he turnd his life around, for the sheer fact that someone was nice enough to let him have what he wanted. I didnt tell him no, didnt say he was a fuck up, and now hes got a job and a place to sleep that isnt behind a dumpster.

>>724215914

when i was 10 i was curious about womens boobs so i waited until my mother fell asleep an tried to peek at her boobs but most i could see was her areola.

feel really bad about it now.

>>724215914
When I found out my single mother was actually my kidnapper when I turned 14, I blackmailed her into sex. She was my sex partner for the next 15 years, begrudgingly the first 5, until she died in a car wreck. I "discovered" I was kidnapped then and hooked up with my birth family. Birth family doesn't know why it took so long to discover the "evil secret" or that I was essentially blackmail-raping my fake mom.

>>724217963

somebody is looking for credit.

everybody, give this man a round of applause so he can fuck off after.

i am a time traveler.

i traveled to this very moment at precisely 1 second per second into the future, and it is now now.

Actually found a fellow anon willing to share his CP
And gapped to it

I'm planning a top secret mission at the moment which I'm going to do today.

I'm going to find a grill in the uni café/ bar/ whatever it is and try to talk to her in order to boost my confidence and, hopefully, get laid in the near future.

>>724217985
natural human curiosity isnt shameful,

>>724218016
Greentext pls

>>724218131

the stories and information.... faggot.

>>724218104
so youre going to roofie them sometime?

>>724218174

No, no, no. I don't do drugs.

>>724215914
i eat boogers. been doing that since i was like 3. Never got caught, always very sneaky about it

Women always want me to be hyper-dominant when I'm with them and it's exhausting.

Ladies, some time I don't want to call you a whore while spanking you only to have you say "rape me daddy" in return. In fact, stop fucking calling me daddy, pretending to go along with it is mentally exhausting when it's such a turn off.

>>724217600
Well fuck now she's on the side I'm laying next to. She rolled over the wrong way

When I was about 10 we used to babysit my 5 yo cousin a lot and I liked to boss him around and tell him what to do until he was on the edge of tears. It made me feel powerful.

>>724218232
you should leave your options open, imo.

>>724218252
>rape me daddy

father daughter sex isnt like that. its more like "amateur porn" awkward.

>>724218369
It's awkward to have some bitch literally start saying "rape me daddy" over and over during sex. Same shit.

>>724218310

Man, I've never even had alcohol (apart from birthday Prosecco toasts).

>>724218252

Yep, I can relate to that man.
Women it is SO FUCKING BORING having to pretend to dominant you all the time.

What's worse is every single one of them think it is their "own unique dirty kink/secret".

Nope, girls if you like to be dominated, fake rape or a brother/father thing - you're in the 99.9% of ALL girls.

I've been secretly replacing my sister's depression medication with sugar pills for the past 6 months.

She has shown more improvement in her life in the past 6 months than she has in the past 5 years.

Pharmaceutical companies can lick a bag of dicks.

>>724218435
i meant you giving them the drugs, not you taking them

>>724218480

dr cuddy, is that you?

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>>724218505

I know, but because of my general lack of luck in my life something would go wrong.

I just... I just want to touch boobies and not get kicked in the balls for being a creep.

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I really like big tits even though they become impractical past a certain point.

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>>724218519

>>724218613

Go after fat chicks with big tits.

>>724218283
Whats her name start with?

>>724218613
i see, it's good to have a backup plan or 2

>>724216772
You again!

>>724218131
I found out my social security number was to her kid, the kid I thought I was, had a death certificate the exact same day her kid was born in the same hospital. A newborn was kidnapped that day from the hospital, again the same day and hospital her newborn lived less than an hour after birth. She moved away after she was investigated, she was the prime suspect because I vanished quickly after her newborn died. I saw mom in a different light, the mom I felt ashamed to be attracted to was suddenly fair game. Didn't take much for me to connect the dots. My perverted 14 year old brain went right into how I can have fun with it and pay back mom for her misdeed... even though she was a really good mom for as broke as we were. By the time the car accident happened, she was more like my wife even though our social circle saw us as mother and son.

>>724218660

I'm into chubbies, but honestly, I don't care what type she is unless she's a totes uggo. But apparently shooting for the 10/10s can be recommended as not many men have the balls to approach them.

>>724218699

Plan B is to run away as fast as Forest Gump

>>724218691
Annie

I've been a zoophile since I was 14 and I hate myself and wish I was dead.

>Every single time I see an attractive male dog I get really turned on
>If I'm at home I end up masturbating just to thoughts of getting fucked and knotted
>If I'm out I have to actively look everywhere but at the dog just so I don't get too turned on

I would never do anything with somebody else's pet, but god damn it. I wish I wasn't so turned on by it and didn't want it so bad. Mostly because I will never in a hundred years find a woman to date that would actually accept that. I've met some women online that have fantasies about being fucked by dogs, but were weirded out/disgusted when I told them I had similar interests.

>>724218952

Is she OK?

>>724218952
Im guessing you meant to just write A and your phone corrected to Annie. But her name wouldnt happen to be Amelia would it?

>>724219060
Hah hah.

And lately, no she hasn't been. I may havd already told her how I feel, but right now I feel like I need to make a move. A move, not a confession. But she needs to give md enough space to get in. I should have earlier.

I'm not going to sleep without getting in bed with her.

>>724219107
No it isn't.

>>724218976
So your sexual orientation is straight with humans but you're also gay for dog dick?

>>724217711
Oh look, another one of those "I hate all humans" teenagers. Nah, you're just a beta. Find your interests you are passionate about and do them. Music, creative writing or bodybuilding for example.

>>724217985
At around the same age my mom was taking a bath and I walked into the bathroom and the curtains on the tub were drawn, I walked up to them and pulled them open and stared at her naked body for 4 seconds until awkwardness overcame us and she told me to leave.

>>724219222
Yupp, pretty much exactly that. Not into human men, I've given it a lot of thought and every time I come to the conclusion that I don't even have a slight attraction or interest in human men.

On the other hand, a male dog would turn me into a cock slut.

Like I said, I hate myself and wish I was dead because of this.

when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were fuck buddies for a while also

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>>724215914
IVE KILLED SEVEN BITCHES THIS FUCKING YEAR

>>724215914
A joke, not a real secret:
My mom caught me masturbating at the moment I came and got all upset about it. I'm not sure about exactly what and I thought she was okay with my masturbating because it is disease and pregnancy free. I guess it could be one of these things.
1] I was obviously thinking of her while jerking it
2] I was jerking it in her room
3] I was using the panties she went to sleep in
4] Her night shirt was pulled all the way up, exposing her boobs and her panties were removed
5] I woke her up by groaning and as I jizzed all over her
I don't know, maybe I'm a little too sensitive and she was not really upset about it. You know, mad about something else and just vented on me.

>>724218976
I see no reason why you should feel bad. It's not like a dog using you as his fuck bucket is hurting anyone.

>>724219769
Most people don't seem to think the same.
Most people are absolutely disgusted by guys that are into this. (Funny, the same people disgusted by guys into it will gladly watch women that do it)
It has alienated several friends who have found things related to it in my search history and such.

>>724219857
Well that sucks. Still do whatever you want. Fuck culturally accepted behaviour. Some tribal cultures of the world find it acceptable to abuse children in rituals, but no one cares about that, because that would be racist.

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>During ages 12-18 I would steal and jerk off with dirty white panties from my friends mom

>jerked off about fantasies that have involved my grandma, aunts, cousins

>I had an older sister growing up who was throwing a get together at our place when our parents werent home. everyone was 15-16 i was 10. For no reason I boiled some water, poured a cup of it and let it cool for 1 minute only and then threw it at some guy I didn't like for whatever reason idk. Burned him pretty bad he walked to a local fire station to have it checked out. Looking back it was kind of psychopathic

>Had regular gay sex with my friend from age 8-16, then brief periods at 18, 20, 24-26 because we were both beta with virtually no female options. We were blowing in mouth and rimming at age 12.

>Age 23 I met up with a 45 year old man for gay sex. He picked me up, brought me back to his house then started kissing me. I rolled with it because I was a shy manlet, but during and after I was completely disgusted. I've also given a old guy a golden shower, and got a anonymous gay handjob (didn't cum) in some guys backyard at night while I wore a blanket over my head. It was the worst handjob I had ever experienced. I still maintain I'm not gay though, just hypersexualized and comfortable with myself, to the point of when I became so desperate (no women in my life) I grasped at the easiest route possible to sexual pleasure. You could call this denial but if I had steady streams of pussy I wouldn't even entertain the thought of hooking up with men.

>At age 14 I came out of the shower once home alone and looked out the main patio window to see a 20s woman looking in at me from the balcony of an apartment building close by. I layed on the couch and jerked off staring right at her as she stared at me. She remained on the balcony and stared at me until I came.

>On the last day of grade 12 I asked my teacher in no uncertain terms if she wanted to see my cock. She said no.

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>>724219597
>that happened

Moar whore

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>>724220152

lol. you fucking degenerate.

kill yourself already.

>>724220102
Yeah but part of (most of... or all I guess) of the self loathing is the inability to be honest with ANYBODY outside of an anonymous image board, because I don't want to be shunned, or worse, end up in prison.

But I don't want to have to keep it hidden from everybody as if I'm actually doing something wrong.

As well as, I've dated plenty, but I was always terribly unhappy because I couldn't actually be honest.

I had one friend-with-benefits that was a furry, and I let it slip once, she had the most disgusted look on her face even though she's drawn plenty of canine dicks. It just feels impossible to find anybody that would accept that part of me. It fucking sucks.

>TL;DR Almost half of my life I've been a zoophile and it has to be some bullshit secret because I don't want to be shunned or put in jail

>>724220296
I keep myself alive in spite of life. I call it anti-suicide.

Whatever happened to the Fag in the friends bed?

>>724219315
On the upside, at least you're interested in vajayjay.

It could be worse, the homodog feelings could be all you had.

It's no worse than any other unusual fetish, assuming you don't actually pursue it.

Everyone has their own kink, most people pretend to be normal and never speak of it, but it's there nonetheless.

I guess limit exposure to male dogs if it's an involuntary reflex. Just live your life and redirect your thoughts if they stray toward dogdick. You could always get a bitch, might help with understanding dogs a little better.

>>724220368
Some people still find love despite being into that stuff. Depending on where you live you wouldn't be put in jail.

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>>724218023
>credit on an anonymous underground Black Market basket weaving convention

Spotted the 12 year old. Wait till high schools over and you meet knew people that aren't edgy little fucks like yourself

>>724218245
Aaay me 2
Got caught a few times though

>>724216772
That's repulsive

I wish I could go back 15 years and relive my high school years except without spending all my time on the internet.

well, i'm pretty gay, i love sucking op's cock, there's that

ive been a perv since i can remember... in kindergarten i would look up girls skirts when they sat criss cross and itd excite me so much. i always looked at girls underwear bands when it came up above their pants. im talking Kindergarten /1st grade.. way back

>>724220805
Yeah, but it's a 50/50 split between women and canines so, 50% is better than nothing but still sucks.

I bought a bad-dragon canine toy to curb the thing , but it didn't really help, it's not even close to the same thing.

>Also I didn't say I'd never done ANYTHING. Hypothetically when I was 14 I may have done things which only cemented the sexual orientation.

>>724220832
I suppose. Maybe it's not impossible, it just doesn't seem like it is.

>>724218016
Greentext?
>greentext.exe has stopped responding

ive stolen so many sexy panties from my granma. idk if shes noticed. eventually she must have. her panties have never smelled tho so i got bored

>>724221220
what the shit tart nigger

>>724218660
Saying you have tits because you're fat is like saying your car is fast cause it ran off a cliff

>>724221119
I don't judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igm0JRDRGas

>>724220152
If this is real, sounds like you have a very large libido. But even if you would only take part of it was available, you have to be at least a little gay to see gay sex as something that provides sexual pleasure. You stated you had gay sex with youre friend at age 8. Dude, your bi. Also, you sound pretty straight forward when it comes to sex. Would fuck

>>724221281
i mean whenever i put on all her lingerie and cummed my soull out of my body i just felt empty after instead of horny still.. idk not worth it to me

>>724221220
How can you be sexually attracted to something worn by such an old geezer?

>>724221343
Too bad that shows some old redneck guy. It would have been a lot more sympathetic if it was a younger woman, hell, get a teen-20s woman into animals to do a documentary like that and they may have even tried to pass laws decriminalizing it. Hell even just an attractive youngish guy kind of like me and it would have been more sympathetic.

Oh well. My life will just be one big lie until I kill myself or something because of my attraction.

>>724221291
lolztru

>>724215914
Last night I accidentally posted a dick pic to a folder that I have set up for only a few women to see. One of whom was a recently widowed woman of a good friend of mine. She sent me a message that it offended her so I removed it real quick and claimed it was probably someone fucking with my account. I ended up spinning the conversation around long enough and manipulating the situation to the point where she admitted she liked the quick peek that she saw. After more manipulation, we were sexting and sending hot pics to each other. My friend has only been dead for a month, but I don't really regret doing it.

>>724221570
Nature sure finds a way, doesn't it Mr. Survival and Reproduction?

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>>724215914

I used to start half a dozen "Secrets" threads a day but I stopped when I said I would and now you almost never see them.

>>724216982

we know Milo

>>724221709
Why did you start so many?

>>724215914

I have cracked Captcha.

Know how they have these annoying ones now where you have 9 - 12 boxes to select, and then it still makes you solve more?

Just pick one box in the "solve more" 2nd puzzle. 80% of the time it works. You don't have to select all the boxes. Fuck them. Fuck that.

I have never told anyone this secret until now you lucky bastards.

Every day I go to the cave, buy a bunch of shit snacks, smoke a bowl and eat all those snacks. Still weigh 130lb though

>>724215914
I've learned to influence myself to almost believe I've done things that I actually haven't done, and I'm scared because maybe in the future I will incriminate someone by pouring drugs into his food and then I'll make myself forget it to be safe.

>>724217711
Also this, I make it sound like a joke to tell people how I'm thinking about suicide or how much I hate this guy I'm talking about in the first paragraph.

>>724221830
Thank you so much :'/

>>724221706
It's late, so forgive me if I'm a little unsure of your context here. I'm guessing you mean that I was the fittest and survived to take the female prize? I'm not sure I'd say that, but he did once ask me if anything ever happened to him to take care of her. I see what I did as a loose embodiment of his request.

>>724221525
I don't know what to tell you but don't kill yourself because you want dog dick.

i still miss friends from elementary school.. shit was 14 years ago

>>724221895
It was sarcasm

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I always can fuck my gf raw without her taking the pill. She has some hormonal problem and doesn't have periods unless she takes medication to start it. She can't get pregnant without that so I pretty much always creampie her and we keep on cuddling with my penis still in her. I've been with her for 5 years and I'm still not in love. I feel like I'm kind of a jerk, she's nice and all and we have fun but she's genuinely in love with me and I can't feel the same.

>>724217711
"crippling depression" LUL

>>724218369

you seem to know a lot about that femanon

>greentext

>>724222004
that's sad anon

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>>724218446

all from 50 shades.

>>724222018
That's what goes for sarcasm nowadays? I must be more tired than I thought, but thanks for the clarification I suppose.

>>724218660

yes, exactly. they are so grateful. every one of them is cock-hungry and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>724221830

holy fuck, anon is right!

>>724221772

I'm a voyeur by nature. Loved reading other people's secrets and fucked up stories.

The real question is why I quit. Too much repetition. Same fuckers every time.

>I haven't started one since.

>>724222053

>me.
>9.
>watch cartoons with father on couch.
>father rubs chest under clothes.
>rubs butt under clothes too.
>mother in room with us.
>hand moves away.
>brother in room with us.
>hand moves away too.
>funny how you know its secret
>just because hand moves away when someone is home.
>even though you are very young.

>>724221881
>I've learned to influence myself to almost believe I've done things that I actually haven't done,

Mr. President, I didn't know you were a /b/tard too! I thought you just watched Fox News all the time at night.

>>724222037
Maybe is just because the hormonal problem you can't fell in love, maybe she doesn't produce enough to make your brain react to her.

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I really want a girl that'll let me get her as loose as, or looser than the woman in webm related.

More than anything.

>>724222037

What's making you not love her in the same way she does love you?

All these jerks and cucks not loving their GFs make me feel bad cuz they're wasting their time being in relationships with suck jerks and good single guys are left single.

>>724222325
Holy shit, I never thought of that but that's a possibility.

>>724215914
i fucked my mom once when she was sleeping and came inside of her offcourse i didnt know you anything about sex at the time but she gave birth to my son and i think they always knew it wasnt theirs

i downloaded a song off napster 17 years ago.

still feel guilty about it.

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>>724219406

nice work old man

>>724222488
so no comment on my confession?

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>>724219406
pics or didn't happen

>I do like pic related but with chicks I like

I cheated on my wife with a guy, twice.

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>>724220152
>old man for gay sex

>>724222524

no desperate fag.

i wanna know what love is.

>>724217711
>we're all just extremely nasty to eachother for almost no reason. Myself included. And all of us are so fucking hypocritical. We demonize people just to hide the fact that in secret we're just as vile and repylsive as whoever we're persecuting.
Just because u are like that, doesnt mean we all are like u

Dont generalize

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>>724220152
>I still maintain I'm not gay though,

>>724216865
tell her your gay for her boyfreind she willl bang you immediatley

>>724222384
I just feel that I don't like her more than I like my best friends, it's just that I don't fuck my friends. I don't feel this special bond I used to feel when I was in other relationships or just in love with a crush. I understand why you'd feel frustrated, but at least I treat her right, I'm always here for her and all. I feel pretty bad about this situation but I guess I'll have we'll have to talk about it one day.

>>724220805
>It's no worse than any other unusual fetish, assuming you don't actually pursue it.
>>724219315

actually it's no worse than any other kink even if you do pursue it.

roll with it anon. don't beat yourself up.

>>724218929
shieeeeet

pics of her pls
how old was was she?

>>724221830

damn, it works

>fuck captcha

>>724222785
i had sex with a monkey once i went to africa for "vacation" and hunted a monkey shot him and brought him back to the hotel and in the great words of frank sinatra i had it my way and disposed from him afterwords

>>724222260

did he fuck you eventually?

>>724222260
More?

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>>724221110

>>724219384
>greentext

>>724222488

thanks for confessing Shawn.

>>724222941

that's how humans got AIDS and ebola

>enjoy your bushmeat diseases

Hope you tipped the maid really well to clean up that shit

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I desperately want to have sex with a mature transsexual woman, one with a nasally voice and has to wear a heap of makeup and perfume to hide her badly aging tranny body.
I'd like her to cum as I do so I can feel her sphincter tightening and pulsing, essentially milking my cock dry.

>>724222675

No, I get it, man.

Best thing you can do at the moment, I think, is really talk to her and maybe both of you will come up with something good. As soon as possible... Honest discussion is super important and it's just better to let the words out than living in a lie, you know.

I wish you all the best.

I'm ten years older than my cousin and we texted a lot while she was still in HS. On her 18th birthday she asked for dick pics. We've been fuck buddies ever since.

>>724217059
Here is the (You) and kek you deserve, Anon

>>724216982
Me too because my bladder doesn't get all the way empty when I stand. More empty bladder mean a better feeling when you're done and longer time before having to piss again. I don't really care if people know because I'm muscular enough that they don't think about it being non masculine I guess.

As often as I can, when roommates are out of town, I dress up as a woman. Go on webcam and fuck myself with a dildo, while watching men in an open chat room jerk off. Fantasizing about them fucking me instead of my dildo.

In everyone elses eyes, I'm a regular straight guy.

>>724223387
Pics?

>>724223200
>it's just better to let the words out than living in a lie

You'e right, it'd be better for me and for her. The thing is I'm scared to lose her as a friend too. It's been 5 years...

thanks a lot though

>>724216982
Was gonna say I had no secret but I actually do that shit too.
I got so used to it that it's very awkward when I want to piss after cumming, still have a semi and no idea how to do it without grossly rubbing my dick in the toilet.

>>724223564
keep them on my "throwaway" laptop. Which i basically only use for camming.

>>724222942

yes. thats why i said its more awkward than anything else. >>724218369


>>724222947

>me.
>9.
>watching cartoons in living room on big square tv that looked like made out of wood.
>mother not home.
>hear father call me from bathroom.
>hear shower water.
>"get me towel".
>go get him towel.
>go to bathroom and door is open.
>see him naked.
>body hair all over body.
>hair weird to me because i had no hair and thats how i compared it.
>try to look away.
>says its ok to look because we are family.
>says he's seen me naked too.
>see adult male penis for first time ever.
>go back to watching tv feeling weird.

>>724223780
Story of the first time you saw a guy cum?

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>>724223780
my dad taught me how to clean my uncut penis when I was a kiddie, it's not that weird anon.

If he is not a sicko-pedo then you shall not worry

I used to hate youtube and would never go on it and I got mad when google bought it because I couldn't watch my naruto AMVs on Google Video anymore.

>>724217785
Fuck outta here with that gay shit nigga

I've started stealing again.

Not by much, mostly stuff I want/need from Wal-Mart and local grocery stores.

I'm 30, engaged and work full time, along with a career side project.

Money has always been an issue for me. I grew up learning money was king (from an overbearing alcoholic single mother). Any significant amount of money I had, she stole it from me. And I also paid her $350 a month rent.

I've always been broke as shit, but sometimes I get by. I'm not greedy, and I'd never steal from a person, but the thought of having to shell out $47.23 for 5 things at the store just makes me sick to my stomach.

I don't steal for the rush, I steal to survive.

>>724224864

>me.
>10 or 11.
>i think 11 already. not sure.
>cant remember exactly.
>tells me to just keep going when i am doing it.
>know whats going to happen.
>but just do what i was told.
>then it happens.
>taste for first time ever.
>spit it out some.
>swallow some.
>says thank you. thanks.
>always same: thank you. thanks etc.
>then just go back to doing what i was doing before.
>like watching tv or playing.
>or be taken somewhere i wanted to go.

>>724224864

>when did you realize what you were doing?

you always know. but when they tell you in sex ed about it you really know. that and kids talk about sex, even though they dont know what they are talking about. but i knew. just couldnt tell. but i wanted to tell them what i knew. like bragging. its weird.

>>724225325
How much are you paid?

>>724225532
Suck you had to blow your dad like that to get things you wanted.

>>724225611
Nothing is free in life, not even the sun.

>>724225611

well... yes, and no. its complicated.

i have to get ready for work. i have been here before. maybe i comeback later. have to leave in like 10 minutes.

Suga?

I have 4 dildo and 3 vibrators. and I'm a guy

>>724225604
Crappy diner job, 11.50 hr

Bring home about 430ish a week

Rawr

>>724225850
Well I won't judge you, I don't believe in losers I'm pretty sure you have the potential to find a better job. It's true that there are lots of factors, like where you live and your daily expenses, having a mortgage or shit like this, which can influence the number of opportunities you have.

I wish you good luck, anon.

>>724223100
Omg who knew liza minelli was a tranny.

>>724225831
You're going to need more than that if you're going to be a faggot, faggot.

>>724226076

Thanks anon, I appreciate that.

Honestly the most expensive thing I've stolen is printer ink from Wal-Mart. 2 little boxes for almost $30 each is a god damn rip.

I'm always polite in stores, even pay for stuff. But I always have something stashed in my pockets.

My future wife and I are career minded, but right now my focus is getting rid of debt and making much more money.

And the $8.50 I'm saving with a five finger discount really helps and adds up.

I daydream about my wife dying, so I can be free.

>>724226491
Page 10 and her licking my testicles...

>>724225770

do you consider your relationship with your father to be good? Do you look back fondly on your sexual enconters? Or do you feel abused?

>>724225532
Did you eventually enjoy it? When did you fuck first? Any more interesting stuff you want to greentext?

>>724215914
i started watching liveomg dat com every day so i can jerk it to sexy 13 year old russian girls

>>724227244
>13
Too old

>>724227694
sorry anon, i'm not a true pedo... just a hebe

Posted my ex gf so much she got exposed ... she has been messaged multiple times but sadly no one posted the results

>>724228174
greentext?

>>724228347
On mobile also no one ever posted results

>>724228410
shame. i could fap to her misery

>>724228470
I know that why I am looking for them

>>724228548
i hope you find some, anon. you've earned the honor

>>724228585
Thanks

>>724228585
I got nudes if you want

>>724228623
don't tease. just pic dump

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>>724228675

>>724228780
not my cup o' tea, but i'm sure there are plenty of anons who approve

Every now and then I make a grindr account just to find a one night stand with a dude to fuck me in the ass. I have a girl friend and I just tell her I'm hanging out with my friends and that I'll be home late

I bought an M91/30 Mosin Nagant 1943 Izhevsk Arsonal for 169$ for my 16th birthday. It is in prime condition, found a small folded piece of yellow paper under the stock plate with Cryllic written on it. Bought a crate of 7.62x54mmR a week later.

I'm 22 now and still haven't shot it. No one must ever know.

>>724215914
I molested my sister when she was asleep

>>724229235
post pics

Test

I was molested by my brother while he thought I was sleeping

>>724229349
didn't work, faggot

>>724229235
story

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I broke up with my obsessive gf not long ago. She was devastated, not long after we broke up I started fucking whatever girl I wanted and enjoying myself. I was basically my exes only friend considering that she stopped hanging out with them for me. So when I left she was threatening to kill herself if I stopped talking to her. So I used her to my advantage by asking to "borrow" money and calling her anytime I wanted to fuck or get head. Basically my on call fuck toy, and of course she's gonna do all of it if she thinks it means we are gonna get back together. And all the while I'm still fucking another girl on the side. I've drained about 500 bucks out of her already

>>724229941
Any regrets?

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>>724230313
Hell no, she was getting to be an obsessive bitch, now I get to fuck whoever i want, I've essential turned her into my private fuck toy and bank account. I'm doing quite well. Just this morning I made her let me drive her to work just do she could blow me on the way there.

>>724215914
Used to be an alpha male, now im a passing post-op tranny.

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>>724230544
You are the hero America needs, but not the one we deserve.

I shared my wife here and the picture got reposted on reddit and now has over 80k views she doesn't know.

>>724215914
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

>>724229166
I have one as well. It is fun to shoot but goddamnit its as loud as a cannon and kicks like one too. If you do shoot it do not cheap out on hearing protection. Also, your shoulder will bruise.

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My bf's dick is just too small. It's 5 1/2 inches which is supposed to be average but sometimes I just feel like if he had just a little more I could be happy. My gf's tell me I'm lucky because he goes down on me all the time - it's true he makes me cum but I don't really cum hard. Size really does matter.

>>724216982
i piss on sink

>>724217711
EdGy

>>724232525
Do you regret it? Is her face in the pic?

>>724219406
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

>>724220152
nice b8 m8

>>724233636
me too

>>724233718
Somewhat. No it's her ass in a thing you can see her whole back. It was at 30k for a long time but got reposted recently and went up.

When I was a teenager I would walk around nude in front of my sister to piss her off, worked great and I continued doing it till I moved out

>>724233914
Could anyone tell that it's her if they saw it? If the answer is no then don't feel bad anon. Feel good that she must be pretty attractive to be reposted that much.

>>724216580
this material is suspicion, i must confiscate your n00dz

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>>724219406

>>724216865
Go slow OP
dont be a predator. cool it with those vibes
>yeah mofo you got dem vibes

Do not touch, watch, or ask /b/

>walk out the door
>find the couch
>put on a movie loud to wake her up and come to you.

>>724221570
she cant fuck a dead man.
he wont mind.
>a dead brain isnt thinking shit about you smashing his missus.
>besides what do you care hes obviously scum if he knows you?
Dead faggot is dead.
>cucked in the afterlife
>zombie cuck

>>724221831
lol perhaps theres something out in the diet?
>bowl and fuck all is great exercise to lose weight
kek
>literally doing nothing.
at least stop buying shit snacks
>or fucking walk to go get them and your bowl kek

>>724232525
tell her shes a celebrity

>>724232525
post link to it, stop being a faggot

>>724229941
obsessive girlfriend
>drove her friends away like a true insecure wife-beating beta.

Have gotten no less than 7 different women pregnant and for sure have 2 bastard children with two of em. Probably more that I haven't checked up on.

Not a nigger in the strictest sense, just like to blow my loads inside and know enough to fake my id to the sluts in question. They are not running background checks until (maybe) they find out they are preggers and want me on the hook for 18 years of child support. lolnope, I bail because my job affords me that freedom to pick up and leave pretty fast. I love having my offspring running around in the world, it just feels right. Most women are in the states but not all, I can only speculate that two other kids are also mine as the chicks I fucked full were/are married and looking t keep it on the lowdown. One was on birth control but took antibiotics for several weeks prior to her belly starting to swell and getting sick in the morning. As far as I know her husband wore condoms every time so... probably mine. The other slut was unprotected and only wanted me to finish outside which did not happen every time we got together (I suspect the timing was right and my boys found her egg, oops). Idk but that is 2 for sure and 2 probable bastard children, most others were aborted though.

They sent messages for weeks after I last saw them, most were pretty obvious that it was time to bail "we need to talk" or "pick up the phone I am late!". I hope they have good lives but it won't be at my expense, they played with fire and got burned

I've posted Snapchats of multiple girls i know and then screenshot it and tell them about it and tell them I've reported it. None of them ever send nudes back to /b/tards so i dont know why i even do it anymore.

this thread yet again. same thread for 2 years.....

>>724234875
Imgur sYV UsQl.jpg what do you think?

>>724236043
nice!