>>724215914 /b/ I'm over at the apartment of the girl I love. I'm her best friend and we got high earlier, but once I left I got paranoid from the weed and I convinced her to let me stay over.
She knows how I feel about her and things with her boyfriend/ex they both know aren't going to last.
When she let me in, she didn't say much. Let me in, and then she went right to bed. She left her bedroom door open (for me I guess) and she's laying in the middle of the bed. There's enough room for me if I had the balls to try.
Currently I'm laying on the floor in her room. As I said she is asleep.
>>724217050 You know I want to, but if she wakes up and gets weirded out then it's all ogre (we watched Shrek while high earlier). We have layed in bed together when we hang out, but to try and sleep with her (even if I stayed to one side) is a big step.
>>724217233 if you had chance with her she'd already have broken up with her bf and would've be with you, if she gets weirded out that's just confirmation that there's nothing to it. do it and try your chances,if nothing at least you'll be able to move on, better that than letting yourself suffer by being in friendzone if you do.
>>724215914 I use humor to deflect some things that are seriously wrong with me.
Like I'll joke and say I hate everyone.
But its the truth. I mean I really REALLY hate human beings. We're all disgusting creatures. And we're all just extremely nasty to eachother for almost no reason. Myself included. And all of us are so fucking hypocritical. We demonize people just to hide the fact that in secret we're just as vile and repylsive as whoever we're persecuting.
This also makes me feel incredibly depressed, knowing that I hate all of you, when Im every bit as human. So I use self depricating humor as a way to convey my scuicidal levels of depression, in a form factor that won't result in people doting on me, just to earn superficial reightious points that mean nothing. It also feels horrible when everyone has the magic snake oil cure for it all, when really they know theyre just as fucked up as me, and there ISN't a fix for any of it.
>>724217711 Nigga, you just a cynical little bitch. I actively go out of my way to help people, and i try to see the good in everyone. Sure, i get burned every once in a while, but alot of the times, it pays off.
Key example, i bought a homeless man a bottle of whiskey (his choice, i offered him food) and a couple months later he found me and told me how he turnd his life around, for the sheer fact that someone was nice enough to let him have what he wanted. I didnt tell him no, didnt say he was a fuck up, and now hes got a job and a place to sleep that isnt behind a dumpster.
>>724215914 When I found out my single mother was actually my kidnapper when I turned 14, I blackmailed her into sex. She was my sex partner for the next 15 years, begrudgingly the first 5, until she died in a car wreck. I "discovered" I was kidnapped then and hooked up with my birth family. Birth family doesn't know why it took so long to discover the "evil secret" or that I was essentially blackmail-raping my fake mom.
Women always want me to be hyper-dominant when I'm with them and it's exhausting.
Ladies, some time I don't want to call you a whore while spanking you only to have you say "rape me daddy" in return. In fact, stop fucking calling me daddy, pretending to go along with it is mentally exhausting when it's such a turn off.
>>724218131 I found out my social security number was to her kid, the kid I thought I was, had a death certificate the exact same day her kid was born in the same hospital. A newborn was kidnapped that day from the hospital, again the same day and hospital her newborn lived less than an hour after birth. She moved away after she was investigated, she was the prime suspect because I vanished quickly after her newborn died. I saw mom in a different light, the mom I felt ashamed to be attracted to was suddenly fair game. Didn't take much for me to connect the dots. My perverted 14 year old brain went right into how I can have fun with it and pay back mom for her misdeed... even though she was a really good mom for as broke as we were. By the time the car accident happened, she was more like my wife even though our social circle saw us as mother and son.
I've been a zoophile since I was 14 and I hate myself and wish I was dead.
>Every single time I see an attractive male dog I get really turned on >If I'm at home I end up masturbating just to thoughts of getting fucked and knotted >If I'm out I have to actively look everywhere but at the dog just so I don't get too turned on
I would never do anything with somebody else's pet, but god damn it. I wish I wasn't so turned on by it and didn't want it so bad. Mostly because I will never in a hundred years find a woman to date that would actually accept that. I've met some women online that have fantasies about being fucked by dogs, but were weirded out/disgusted when I told them I had similar interests.
And lately, no she hasn't been. I may havd already told her how I feel, but right now I feel like I need to make a move. A move, not a confession. But she needs to give md enough space to get in. I should have earlier.
I'm not going to sleep without getting in bed with her.
>>724217711 Oh look, another one of those "I hate all humans" teenagers. Nah, you're just a beta. Find your interests you are passionate about and do them. Music, creative writing or bodybuilding for example.
>>724217985 At around the same age my mom was taking a bath and I walked into the bathroom and the curtains on the tub were drawn, I walked up to them and pulled them open and stared at her naked body for 4 seconds until awkwardness overcame us and she told me to leave.
>>724219222 Yupp, pretty much exactly that. Not into human men, I've given it a lot of thought and every time I come to the conclusion that I don't even have a slight attraction or interest in human men.
On the other hand, a male dog would turn me into a cock slut.
Like I said, I hate myself and wish I was dead because of this.
>>724215914 A joke, not a real secret: My mom caught me masturbating at the moment I came and got all upset about it. I'm not sure about exactly what and I thought she was okay with my masturbating because it is disease and pregnancy free. I guess it could be one of these things. 1] I was obviously thinking of her while jerking it 2] I was jerking it in her room 3] I was using the panties she went to sleep in 4] Her night shirt was pulled all the way up, exposing her boobs and her panties were removed 5] I woke her up by groaning and as I jizzed all over her I don't know, maybe I'm a little too sensitive and she was not really upset about it. You know, mad about something else and just vented on me.
>>724219769 Most people don't seem to think the same. Most people are absolutely disgusted by guys that are into this. (Funny, the same people disgusted by guys into it will gladly watch women that do it) It has alienated several friends who have found things related to it in my search history and such.
>>724219857 Well that sucks. Still do whatever you want. Fuck culturally accepted behaviour. Some tribal cultures of the world find it acceptable to abuse children in rituals, but no one cares about that, because that would be racist.
>During ages 12-18 I would steal and jerk off with dirty white panties from my friends mom
>jerked off about fantasies that have involved my grandma, aunts, cousins
>I had an older sister growing up who was throwing a get together at our place when our parents werent home. everyone was 15-16 i was 10. For no reason I boiled some water, poured a cup of it and let it cool for 1 minute only and then threw it at some guy I didn't like for whatever reason idk. Burned him pretty bad he walked to a local fire station to have it checked out. Looking back it was kind of psychopathic
>Had regular gay sex with my friend from age 8-16, then brief periods at 18, 20, 24-26 because we were both beta with virtually no female options. We were blowing in mouth and rimming at age 12.
>Age 23 I met up with a 45 year old man for gay sex. He picked me up, brought me back to his house then started kissing me. I rolled with it because I was a shy manlet, but during and after I was completely disgusted. I've also given a old guy a golden shower, and got a anonymous gay handjob (didn't cum) in some guys backyard at night while I wore a blanket over my head. It was the worst handjob I had ever experienced. I still maintain I'm not gay though, just hypersexualized and comfortable with myself, to the point of when I became so desperate (no women in my life) I grasped at the easiest route possible to sexual pleasure. You could call this denial but if I had steady streams of pussy I wouldn't even entertain the thought of hooking up with men.
>At age 14 I came out of the shower once home alone and looked out the main patio window to see a 20s woman looking in at me from the balcony of an apartment building close by. I layed on the couch and jerked off staring right at her as she stared at me. She remained on the balcony and stared at me until I came.
>On the last day of grade 12 I asked my teacher in no uncertain terms if she wanted to see my cock. She said no.
>>724220102 Yeah but part of (most of... or all I guess) of the self loathing is the inability to be honest with ANYBODY outside of an anonymous image board, because I don't want to be shunned, or worse, end up in prison.
But I don't want to have to keep it hidden from everybody as if I'm actually doing something wrong.
As well as, I've dated plenty, but I was always terribly unhappy because I couldn't actually be honest.
I had one friend-with-benefits that was a furry, and I let it slip once, she had the most disgusted look on her face even though she's drawn plenty of canine dicks. It just feels impossible to find anybody that would accept that part of me. It fucking sucks.
>TL;DR Almost half of my life I've been a zoophile and it has to be some bullshit secret because I don't want to be shunned or put in jail
>>724219315 On the upside, at least you're interested in vajayjay.
It could be worse, the homodog feelings could be all you had.
It's no worse than any other unusual fetish, assuming you don't actually pursue it.
Everyone has their own kink, most people pretend to be normal and never speak of it, but it's there nonetheless.
I guess limit exposure to male dogs if it's an involuntary reflex. Just live your life and redirect your thoughts if they stray toward dogdick. You could always get a bitch, might help with understanding dogs a little better.
ive been a perv since i can remember... in kindergarten i would look up girls skirts when they sat criss cross and itd excite me so much. i always looked at girls underwear bands when it came up above their pants. im talking Kindergarten /1st grade.. way back
>>724220152 If this is real, sounds like you have a very large libido. But even if you would only take part of it was available, you have to be at least a little gay to see gay sex as something that provides sexual pleasure. You stated you had gay sex with youre friend at age 8. Dude, your bi. Also, you sound pretty straight forward when it comes to sex. Would fuck
>>724221343 Too bad that shows some old redneck guy. It would have been a lot more sympathetic if it was a younger woman, hell, get a teen-20s woman into animals to do a documentary like that and they may have even tried to pass laws decriminalizing it. Hell even just an attractive youngish guy kind of like me and it would have been more sympathetic.
Oh well. My life will just be one big lie until I kill myself or something because of my attraction.
>>724215914 Last night I accidentally posted a dick pic to a folder that I have set up for only a few women to see. One of whom was a recently widowed woman of a good friend of mine. She sent me a message that it offended her so I removed it real quick and claimed it was probably someone fucking with my account. I ended up spinning the conversation around long enough and manipulating the situation to the point where she admitted she liked the quick peek that she saw. After more manipulation, we were sexting and sending hot pics to each other. My friend has only been dead for a month, but I don't really regret doing it.
>>724215914 I've learned to influence myself to almost believe I've done things that I actually haven't done, and I'm scared because maybe in the future I will incriminate someone by pouring drugs into his food and then I'll make myself forget it to be safe.
>>724217711 Also this, I make it sound like a joke to tell people how I'm thinking about suicide or how much I hate this guy I'm talking about in the first paragraph.
>>724221706 It's late, so forgive me if I'm a little unsure of your context here. I'm guessing you mean that I was the fittest and survived to take the female prize? I'm not sure I'd say that, but he did once ask me if anything ever happened to him to take care of her. I see what I did as a loose embodiment of his request.
I always can fuck my gf raw without her taking the pill. She has some hormonal problem and doesn't have periods unless she takes medication to start it. She can't get pregnant without that so I pretty much always creampie her and we keep on cuddling with my penis still in her. I've been with her for 5 years and I'm still not in love. I feel like I'm kind of a jerk, she's nice and all and we have fun but she's genuinely in love with me and I can't feel the same.
>me. >9. >watch cartoons with father on couch. >father rubs chest under clothes. >rubs butt under clothes too. >mother in room with us. >hand moves away. >brother in room with us. >hand moves away too. >funny how you know its secret >just because hand moves away when someone is home. >even though you are very young.
>>724215914 i fucked my mom once when she was sleeping and came inside of her offcourse i didnt know you anything about sex at the time but she gave birth to my son and i think they always knew it wasnt theirs
>>724217711 >we're all just extremely nasty to eachother for almost no reason. Myself included. And all of us are so fucking hypocritical. We demonize people just to hide the fact that in secret we're just as vile and repylsive as whoever we're persecuting. Just because u are like that, doesnt mean we all are like u
>>724222384 I just feel that I don't like her more than I like my best friends, it's just that I don't fuck my friends. I don't feel this special bond I used to feel when I was in other relationships or just in love with a crush. I understand why you'd feel frustrated, but at least I treat her right, I'm always here for her and all. I feel pretty bad about this situation but I guess I'll have we'll have to talk about it one day.
>>724222785 i had sex with a monkey once i went to africa for "vacation" and hunted a monkey shot him and brought him back to the hotel and in the great words of frank sinatra i had it my way and disposed from him afterwords
I desperately want to have sex with a mature transsexual woman, one with a nasally voice and has to wear a heap of makeup and perfume to hide her badly aging tranny body. I'd like her to cum as I do so I can feel her sphincter tightening and pulsing, essentially milking my cock dry.
Best thing you can do at the moment, I think, is really talk to her and maybe both of you will come up with something good. As soon as possible... Honest discussion is super important and it's just better to let the words out than living in a lie, you know.
>>724216982 Me too because my bladder doesn't get all the way empty when I stand. More empty bladder mean a better feeling when you're done and longer time before having to piss again. I don't really care if people know because I'm muscular enough that they don't think about it being non masculine I guess.
As often as I can, when roommates are out of town, I dress up as a woman. Go on webcam and fuck myself with a dildo, while watching men in an open chat room jerk off. Fantasizing about them fucking me instead of my dildo.
In everyone elses eyes, I'm a regular straight guy.
>>724216982 Was gonna say I had no secret but I actually do that shit too. I got so used to it that it's very awkward when I want to piss after cumming, still have a semi and no idea how to do it without grossly rubbing my dick in the toilet.
>me. >9. >watching cartoons in living room on big square tv that looked like made out of wood. >mother not home. >hear father call me from bathroom. >hear shower water. >"get me towel". >go get him towel. >go to bathroom and door is open. >see him naked. >body hair all over body. >hair weird to me because i had no hair and thats how i compared it. >try to look away. >says its ok to look because we are family. >says he's seen me naked too. >see adult male penis for first time ever. >go back to watching tv feeling weird.
Not by much, mostly stuff I want/need from Wal-Mart and local grocery stores.
I'm 30, engaged and work full time, along with a career side project.
Money has always been an issue for me. I grew up learning money was king (from an overbearing alcoholic single mother). Any significant amount of money I had, she stole it from me. And I also paid her $350 a month rent.
I've always been broke as shit, but sometimes I get by. I'm not greedy, and I'd never steal from a person, but the thought of having to shell out $47.23 for 5 things at the store just makes me sick to my stomach.
>me. >10 or 11. >i think 11 already. not sure. >cant remember exactly. >tells me to just keep going when i am doing it. >know whats going to happen. >but just do what i was told. >then it happens. >taste for first time ever. >spit it out some. >swallow some. >says thank you. thanks. >always same: thank you. thanks etc. >then just go back to doing what i was doing before. >like watching tv or playing. >or be taken somewhere i wanted to go.
you always know. but when they tell you in sex ed about it you really know. that and kids talk about sex, even though they dont know what they are talking about. but i knew. just couldnt tell. but i wanted to tell them what i knew. like bragging. its weird.
>>724225850 Well I won't judge you, I don't believe in losers I'm pretty sure you have the potential to find a better job. It's true that there are lots of factors, like where you live and your daily expenses, having a mortgage or shit like this, which can influence the number of opportunities you have.
Every now and then I make a grindr account just to find a one night stand with a dude to fuck me in the ass. I have a girl friend and I just tell her I'm hanging out with my friends and that I'll be home late
I bought an M91/30 Mosin Nagant 1943 Izhevsk Arsonal for 169$ for my 16th birthday. It is in prime condition, found a small folded piece of yellow paper under the stock plate with Cryllic written on it. Bought a crate of 7.62x54mmR a week later.
I'm 22 now and still haven't shot it. No one must ever know.
I broke up with my obsessive gf not long ago. She was devastated, not long after we broke up I started fucking whatever girl I wanted and enjoying myself. I was basically my exes only friend considering that she stopped hanging out with them for me. So when I left she was threatening to kill herself if I stopped talking to her. So I used her to my advantage by asking to "borrow" money and calling her anytime I wanted to fuck or get head. Basically my on call fuck toy, and of course she's gonna do all of it if she thinks it means we are gonna get back together. And all the while I'm still fucking another girl on the side. I've drained about 500 bucks out of her already
>>724230313 Hell no, she was getting to be an obsessive bitch, now I get to fuck whoever i want, I've essential turned her into my private fuck toy and bank account. I'm doing quite well. Just this morning I made her let me drive her to work just do she could blow me on the way there.
>>724215914 WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
>>724229166 I have one as well. It is fun to shoot but goddamnit its as loud as a cannon and kicks like one too. If you do shoot it do not cheap out on hearing protection. Also, your shoulder will bruise.
My bf's dick is just too small. It's 5 1/2 inches which is supposed to be average but sometimes I just feel like if he had just a little more I could be happy. My gf's tell me I'm lucky because he goes down on me all the time - it's true he makes me cum but I don't really cum hard. Size really does matter.
>>724221570 she cant fuck a dead man. he wont mind. >a dead brain isnt thinking shit about you smashing his missus. >besides what do you care hes obviously scum if he knows you? Dead faggot is dead. >cucked in the afterlife >zombie cuck
>>724221831 lol perhaps theres something out in the diet? >bowl and fuck all is great exercise to lose weight kek >literally doing nothing. at least stop buying shit snacks >or fucking walk to go get them and your bowl kek
Have gotten no less than 7 different women pregnant and for sure have 2 bastard children with two of em. Probably more that I haven't checked up on.
Not a nigger in the strictest sense, just like to blow my loads inside and know enough to fake my id to the sluts in question. They are not running background checks until (maybe) they find out they are preggers and want me on the hook for 18 years of child support. lolnope, I bail because my job affords me that freedom to pick up and leave pretty fast. I love having my offspring running around in the world, it just feels right. Most women are in the states but not all, I can only speculate that two other kids are also mine as the chicks I fucked full were/are married and looking t keep it on the lowdown. One was on birth control but took antibiotics for several weeks prior to her belly starting to swell and getting sick in the morning. As far as I know her husband wore condoms every time so... probably mine. The other slut was unprotected and only wanted me to finish outside which did not happen every time we got together (I suspect the timing was right and my boys found her egg, oops). Idk but that is 2 for sure and 2 probable bastard children, most others were aborted though.
They sent messages for weeks after I last saw them, most were pretty obvious that it was time to bail "we need to talk" or "pick up the phone I am late!". I hope they have good lives but it won't be at my expense, they played with fire and got burned
I've posted Snapchats of multiple girls i know and then screenshot it and tell them about it and tell them I've reported it. None of them ever send nudes back to /b/tards so i dont know why i even do it anymore.
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