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NZ/New Zealand thread.

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NZ/New Zealand thread.
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>>724206178
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Ive never seen this place on the map, get this fake country shit outta here
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>>724206442
stay cucked
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>>724206178
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>>724206944
got any more?
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>>724206944
Hnnnnng. am diamonds
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>>724207008
>>724207023
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Fuck sake, start thread, get invited to mates for drinks.

This is NOT what I had planned for.
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>>724207238
don't lie, we know where you're going.
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Life, it's bad.
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>>724207499
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>>724207566
Ewe know it's true.
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>>724207566
just came buckets
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tfw hungry af. two pieces of fried chicken and a hot dog from night n day when
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these threads are shit now
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>>724208278
Always were, always will be.
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anyone in palmerston north down to fuck
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>>724208355

Only your mum, but shes shit. I wouldnt bother
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>>724208479
m8 my mum lives in napier
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>>724208346
so why do you come back?
>>724208479
i'm 20 mins away but there's a catch.... i'm a dude
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>>724208556
im down whats ya number
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>>724208556
>so why do you come back?

When I figure this out then I'll be free.
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>>724208677
wait are you the climate change cuck?
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Hawkes bay weed where ya at
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>>724208804
Nah, that ain't me.
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>>724209008

Have you tried looking in hawkes bay?
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>>724209008
311 Willowpark Rd S

i got you fam
also not hard to find just look on fb
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>>724208556
>i'm 20 mins away but there's a catch.... i'm a dude

number ? or kik or something
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>>724209211
Fuck that. And nah it's dry as fuck everywhere
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This fucking phone. Someone give me $1000 so I can feel important. Will film a cumshot for you at 960fps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlboZNEP6bs
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She looks like a fucking frog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMK_npDG12Q
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>>724209247
Not really into dudes man. would probably let you give me a bj but that's about it. no homo
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>>724209487
Has everyone watched her new video the required ten times to avoid imprisonment?
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>>724209551

If you can get hard when your dicks in a guys mouth, then youre the homo
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>>724209591
I couldn't even make it through once. See you in prison.
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>>724209606
If you keep your eyes closed and the guy is clean shaven then it's not gay, because it feels exactly the same as a woman doing it.
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>>724209666
Devil trips confirm, we are bound for the gulag.
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>>724209606
not if you're pretending its a grill
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dunedin reporting.

nothing like starting an assignment 2 hours and 30 minutes before its due, lmao.
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>>724209957
Living on the edge.
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>>724209551
im just really horny atm and am new to town.
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Ed Sheeran just released his whole new album for free on Youtube... wtf?
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>>724210116
have a wank?
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>>724210186
its also on spotify and itunes.. https://open.spotify.com/album/3T4tUhGYeRNVUGevb0wThu
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>>724209711

Nah bro, stubble is stubble
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>>724210333
>>724209551
pefer to just suck you off
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>>724209783

If you can pretend a guy is a girl, then youre not really straight, youre just in denial
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>>724210782
What's Egypt got to do with it?
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>>724209957

students at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by a great enough panic attack.
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>>724210782
Literally nothing gay about getting some sweet boipuss
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ok but listen.

fried chicken from night n day on top of hotcakes with syrup from maccas.
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>>724210903
to be honest, i'm not panicked at all.

i started it at 9:30pm and it's almost finished now.
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>>724210971
whats it on ?
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>>724211014
some shitty database thing, report on what could be put into a database and who would be target user etc.. really boring but simple.
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>Christchurch
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>>724211167
you doing compsci or software engineering
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>>724210963
Disgusting.
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>>724211249
bachelor of IT at otago poly :)
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>>724211438
im doing software engineering at massey first year
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>>724211438
enjoy being unemployed for 5 years.
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>>724211676
dont see how fam, everyone that passes this course gets a job pretty simple.

>>724211622
noice, enjoying it?
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>>724211730
yeah at McDonald's
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>>724211862
what're you trying to say exactly? that a bachelors degree in IT will get me a job at mcdonalds? sure thing mate whatever you will believe.
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>>724211862

A jobs a jobs. We all get to prove we have work skills somehow
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Opotiki here, anyone else tiny town?
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>>724212202
>Opotiki here
didn't know maoris knew about these threads
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>>724212202

Levin here.

Most dangerous town in NZ.
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>>724211862
hey Pineapples
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chch reporting in
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>>724212450
You the anon from Levin who had a moderately successful youtube account? Is it true everyone is on meth there?
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>>724211730
>noice, enjoying it?
i am so far only been a week and is still in the making everyone at the same level stage. so it's pretty boring
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>>724212301
im white. send help
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What should I watch on netflix so I can feel like my subscription isn't a waste of money?
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>>724211982
bro i'm just sayin. happened to a good friend of mine. he was flippin burgers for year and a half after studying IT at Dunedin
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>>724212663

You should start a white minority group, only allow whites in, except by invitation
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>>724212706
Versailles. fucking brilliant if you skip through the homo scenes
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>>724212781
Why would I skip the homo scenes?
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>>724212450
guess things are diffrent everywhere. i heard te teko was the worst place
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>>724212736
im pretty sure the only school there does it by itself
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>>724212595
ah yeah, can understand.

>>724212715
doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.

once i get my degeree, i probably wont stay in the city.
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>>724212706

What you into?

The marvel stuff is really good (daredevil, jessica jones)

We are just watching dirk gently, based on a douglas adams book

Theres a whole bunch of really proffesional stuff on there
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>>724212839
I heard they were pretty gay
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>>724212839
>Why would I skip the homo scenes?
in order to avoid getting unexplainable and awkward boners
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>>724212918
Sci-Fi mostly. I like tits. Comedy. Mainly stuff that is interesting and I can binge a season or 2 easy.
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>>724212924
King Louis 14th's brother was a raging faggot
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>>724213068

We just watched all of star trek:tng, some ds9, all of voyager and all of enterprise (lol). The new star trek discovery is coming to netlfix too, but when it gets here I dont know.

Theres a couple of documentaries I enjoyed about arcade games, starting with the king of kong
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>>724212914
>King Louis 14th's brother
good. just don't want you to flip burgers your life my dude
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>>724213375
never planned on it man, haha. yet again you never know, look at your mate, he didnt plan on it, did he?
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>>724213068

I visit here every couple of days to see whats new. Its rubbish to see whats already online, but it great to see eveything new in the last few days

http://newzealand.netflixable.com
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If trips I will rap this thread.
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>>724213717
reroll
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>>724212550

No, not my youtube.

A lot of people are smoking it yeah. It goes back to police too fucking lazy/incompetent to do their job, and customs/border patrol a shit.

People say it's much easier to get meth than marajuana. But I read it's like that all over the country.
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>New Zealand

More like jew zealand, am I fucking right
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>>724213996

GTFO if youre not rocking egmont. Theres finally a decent cooking cheese on sale
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>>724206178
haha classic!
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>>724213996
No, you're not.
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>>724213717
rollin (air raid vehicle)
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>>724214111

>on sale
>20$+ a kg

t. dairy farmer
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>>724214163

Jews are fine. We need them for accounting, finance and all the shit we Anglos don't want to sit around in an office doing.

Unless they promote immigration. Then it's off to the showers for them.
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>>724214384

By the time they're at that stage they're already deeply entrenched in the system. You're better off just keeping them away, they might seem fine for some time but eventually (and this is a guarantee) they will turn on you.
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>>724207499
what a generic thing to say
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Where da Dunedin nudes at?
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>>724214694
Doesn't make it not true.
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>>724214841

Any south island maori girls with green eyes ITT?
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>>724214934

>south island
>maori

pic one
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>>724214841
BCz9bbA
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Ayy Welly reporting in
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>>724215021
Mataura
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>>724215161

did you do this? it was in a bk toilet in welly
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>>724215021

Ok I concede, the two south island maori girls I met with green eyes have both been in the north island at the time....
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>>724215268
Wish I did, but going out at night on O week is suicide
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>>724215457

Oh that was from like lunch time but yeah it's insane how many rapeable girls are about.
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love to abuse alcohol
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>>724215925
you do o week ?
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>>724216089
Nah just chilling at home.
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>>724216371
where abouts you from
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>>724216445
West Auckland, you?
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>>724216561
i live on campus at massey palmerston north
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>>724216615
How's that? I went to Auckland Uni but there isn't much of a campus culture there,
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>>724216719
its nice not much partying goes on on campus but its like a very small town theres a dairy and a food cort stuff like that.
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Thread dead.
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>>724217920
your dead
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Any taranaki nudes?
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>>724218021
Only my soul is dead.
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fuck
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anyone got some of that dank in the south auckland area??
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>>724213717
rolling mi Q's
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just got back from bloodnut, was good as.
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