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>Gf is 3 weeks pregnant >Can't tell parents because

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>Gf is 3 weeks pregnant
>Can't tell parents because they'll kick her out
>We're too young to keep the baby
>Need an abortion method with minimum risk for her health
any medfag ? please help me
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>>724151618
Medfag here, if u cant get an avortion then few punches should cut it
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>>724151618
falcon punch
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>>724151618
Plan B you retard.
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Shove three or four aspirin in vagina, then lay down, then after an hour sit on toilet for time.
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Blue and black cohosh
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>>724151618

Call this number: 1 (800) 230-7526

They vacuum the baby out.
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>>724151812
this, but you want to also put in a clove of garlic (scored on the outside to release the essential oils) or similar natural antiseptic. The shock can weaken the V natural defenses, so it helps prevent yeast infection type complications with "Bayer-blasting"
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Are you retarded?
Go to a clinc.
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Face up to your recklessness and have the baby. Dont murder an unborn baby because your mummy disproves of having a baby young. and you dont want to disappoint her.
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Falcon Punch bro

On a serious note, You can get an abortion without anyones parents knowing and can give a fake name at a clinic, research one in your area. Dont have to be above 16
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>>724151799
this are you really that dumb?
Its a pill called plan b also known as the morning after pill.
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>>724152074
The morning after pill doesn't work if you're already pregnant you fucking autist
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>>724151799

Only effective 72 hours after contraception, retard.
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>>724152188
*conception

Retard.
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>>724151799

Plan b ? I heard about Mifepristone ??
>>724151987
>>724151951
I'm not from USA but a muslim conservative country
actually if her parents hear about that i have 2 choices

>Marry her and keep the baby
>Go to jail because it will basiclly considered rape
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>>724151987
exactly.. there are people trying to have a baby fir years.. then there are such elements like OP, having a baby accidentally and trying to murder it.. sad sad world.
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Planned Parenthood/Clinic. They'll have an abortion which is completely different from Plan B. Whoever said Plan B is a dumbfag. Godspeed, OP.
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>>724152280
Abortion Pill***.
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>>724151618
Nigga save up $300 and vacuum it out at 6 weeks. Very simple procedure. Donate it to science.
????
Profit
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>>724151618
>We're too young
Let me guess. You're a 25 year old college drop-out and you decided to "impress" a 14 year old schoolgirl to feel better about yourself, but were also too stupid to use birth control correctly. Now you need to put together an at-home abortion that won't harm the girl because if she gets professional help, keeps the baby, tells her parents, or is harmed in any way you'll be raped to death by niggers in prison.

That about right?
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Plan B : go to a clinic, don't give your true name, don't give a fuck.

Plan C : leave your gf alone, but a fag and never see her again.

Plan D : kick the gf in the stomach until blood comes out from pussy

Plan E : Be an actual smart boy and responsible guy, have the baby because you fuck a girl that is not smart enough to take pills seriously.

Or you always have the last and ultimate plan, KYS
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>>724152280
>>724152065
I'm not from the US there are no clinic like this here
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Start here: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/abortion
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>>724152074
She's 3 weeks dick not 3 days. Learn to read. Your mom should have aborted you for that autistic post
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>>724151618
Called a clinic ya dumb shite
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>>724151618
Just like in South Park. A good ol' kick the baby in the belly
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>>724151618
you're welcome.
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>>724152267
Oh go fuck yourself then sand nigger. Just raise it till about 6 and strap a bomb on it and all is good
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>>724152322
That pill shit is fucked. Get the 6 week vacuum
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>>724152447
No clinics where you live? Should've thought first before you stuck your dick in her. Should've also probably used a condom, or used it correctly. Should've also probably used Birth Control, or used it correctly if it was accessible. Anyways, rip.
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>>724152705
How is it fucked? Legit curious
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>>724151618
Call Donald Trump, and ask him for money to support your baby.
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all these fucking retards saying "have the baby!! its a life dont be a murderer!!!", shut the fuck up fag having a kid should be a great thing and if it happens at the wrong time it can fuck up your whole life and then you'll really kill yourself. its like saying if the girl is on the pill and you nut in her and she doesn't get prego, your an asshole, no your smart. the best thing you can do is go to a anon clinic even if its out of state or something, god speed op >>724151618
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>>724151618
If this is serious, go to planned parenthood or the equivalent where you live
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>>724151618

Hey OP, how retarded do you need to be before asking /b/ for help seems like a good idea?
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abort parents keep baby
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>>724152579
You are not the hero we deserve..
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>>724152579
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>>724153836
fuck, i forgot

>insert parsley into vagina.
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>>724152626
Kek'd and zozzled
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>>724151987
It's not murder you retarded fucking moralfags, it's just a fucking blob of meaningless cells.

Aborting in early pregnancy is no different than blowing your fucking nose.
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>>724152182
>>724152182
No fucking shit. He is telling the previous fucking poster that the plan b isn't going to work because it's to far past. You are a dense fuck aren't you
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>>724152520
You should have been aborted if you missed the fact that he is saying it's the morning after pill and that it's meant to be taken the following morning. Fuck y'all are some real dumb mother fuckers
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>>724154043

Or my wad!
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>>724151987
you murder babies everytime you jerk off fuck off
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>>724151618

Feed her a bunch of progesterone and whiskey then kick her down the stairs.
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Do a DIY abortion with a coathanger over the toliet.
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>>724152579
Can taking that much vitamin c be dangerous though?
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>>724151618
Take a fuck ton of fucking parsley and blend it with water. Drink that shit daily for a few days and the body will reabsorb the baby.
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Medical professional here.
Go to Planned Parenthood you fucking thundercunt.
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>>724152279
No one gives a fuck that you're infertile. Why is that OPs problem?
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Hahahahahhahahaha all Trump does is make himself look stupid.
How the fuck was this dumbshit criminal elected hahahahahahahhaahhahahah!!
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>>724152579
>Gf is 3 weeks pregnant
>If you missed your period by more than 3 weeks, it's probably useless to try this.
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>>724151618
find one of those international aid gropus that pledged money and meds to send over for it.
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>>724154043
Yes being snot is a universal act every human ever born experienced. The baby is not a clump of cells but a stage of human development. Don't kill your baby.
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>>724154548
>Vitamin C is water soluble, not fat soluble.
What does this mean?
Your body is not able to hold onto excess vitamin c. you will just piss it out.
There is an estimated lethal dose, which is around 1% of the bodyweight.
If your gf is unable to to force down 0.7 kg of pure vitamin c, you have nothing to worry about.
>HUGE doses may cause kideney stones and temporary digestive problems.
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He obviously came into this discussion asking how to ABORT. Not to keep it lmao, all these people trying to tell him it's wrong. They've already made up their mind that they don't want to keep it so all of you guys need to sit the fuck down kek.
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>>724154928

>How the fuck was this dumbshit criminal elected

Because he ran against the ONE person in the world that could loose them him... Hillary.
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