Does anyone on /b/ know much about crystals and what they do?

they don't do shit and if you believe otherwise we really don't need you on this planet

>>724146420
Check out the spirit science series on you tube. There is one episode specifically on different rocks and minerals and what they do and how they work

>>724146678
Crystal's too

>>724146420
Crystals do nothing, move along dude

>>724146678
Can we just raid that shit channel? Hes so full of cock

>>724146420
I hear they work better if you shove them all right up your ass to get the full effect.

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>>724146860
hahahaahhahahah I don't know why I laughed so hard

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>>724147011
Sounds legit! Works on cats too!

>>724146420
>Does anyone on /b/ know much about crystals and what they do?
those are a rosemarine and an amethyst, and they do fuck all. they exist everywhere, even as composites of other rocks, and if they did anything you'd be constantly affected.

>>724146420
You would be better off looking into grounding and emi tbh, way bigger impact on health.
Enjoy that 5ghz wifi microwave zzzzt

The other looks like pink quartz to me, I'm no expert or anything though

OP is a faggot.

I figured it out. It's Rose Quartz and Ametrine.

>Like in terms of how they can help the body and mind in relation to chakras?
They can't. Anyone saying otherwise is either an idiot or trying to scam you.

>>724146509
exactly, they are just fucking rocks

put it under your pillow and it whispers to you that it doesnt do shit and you're fucking retarded for believing in that crap

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>>724146420

>>724146509
fpbp

>>724146420
Are you some kind of retard?

>>724146420
OP where are you living? I could recommend some books, but I don't know if there are available in english.

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>>724146420
If you like crystals OP you'll LOVE these magic beans I'm selling.

>>724146420
Go to school you fking idot and learn how fking crystals fking work. Stop spreading bullshit u retard.

>>724147577
Top kek

>>724146420
those are the wrong kind of rocks entirely. you need something that actually radiates energy like uranium or radium. just keep them nearby at all times. you might feel a burning sensation after a while but that is expected.

>>724146420
A'ight, i'm feeling generous, so I'm going to pass on some advice to you today. Here's what you need to do; Get some butter and rub it on your neck, make sure it's nice and lubed up. Next, take a firm stance. Place your hands upon your shoulders (after insuring that they're butter free of course, you want a good firm grip). Yank as hard as you can without injuring yourself. And voila, you've successfully pulled your head out of your arse. Go forth and spread the advice to as many crystal loving morons as possible.

>>724146420
The stones that were given to you were given with the intention of bringing more variety into your life.

If you grind the black one over your food, it will become spicier. The white one will make food salty.

>>724148017
I've heard good things about arsenic. you just hold it like a stress ball

>>724148017
Yes, this is right. I always keep a good some of uranium in my walled. At night I put it under my pillow. You should do that OP

>>>/x/

>>724146420
Your stone in question could be morganite or rhodochrosite but I think that is unlikely. It is most likely just rose quartz.

>>724148526
you peasant
OP you should try some alpha cesium

>>724146420
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>>724146420
funny thing is that people who say these crystals don't work and that there are no chakras, more than likely are christians, hypocrites. "your god is not real but mine is"

>>724147577
these homemade crystals actually do give major benefits

>>724149012
No real Christian would post on /b/.

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>>724149160
i didnt talk about posting in /b/ or 4chan, i meant irl

>>724149153
Don't speak too loud, we don't want the normies finding out

>>724146420
I believe u need to charge it first anyway

>>724147577
i remember that thread, lots of keks were had

CHAOS MAGIC BITCHES!
http://www.specularium.org/wizardry
I WIN!
Come on me all with all your beliefs lol
You don't matter

>>724149648
are you asking for a bukkake??

>>724149952
You must be christian.

Let me explain the god to you then.
He exists as long as you belive he does simply because he has been created in order to connect you with others and control your feelings in bulk.
Have a nice life.