Sup /b/ I need your quick help! One of my male friends wants

Let him do his thing so you can swoop in after and rebound once he breaks her heart.

It will be the only way you can get out of friend zone since your obvious beta white knight.

>>724141962
rape ur friend .

he will no longer be interested in said chick .

>>724142295
I will not lie to myself. It's true what you said about me. Think is. I have seen this scenery a couple of times already. And as I said, she is my friend. That's why I am asking now

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Your actually worried about some cunt...go ahead and keep white knighting and when reality to hits you about the fucktard disservice your trying to do to yourself and men anywhere by trying to care about the fuckin gashes...then clarity will hit you...hopefully just as the rooe snaps your neck....fuck...are will still worrying about bitches anymore saying the shit they day. Man fuck that and fuck you.

>>724141962
If you white knight enjoy your friend zone sumo ring.

She is not your friend are your stupid to have been tricked into believing that. Women are bottomless pits of dispair...and the only way to get to thenpoint when you think a woman is a friend....thatnkust means she turned down the power on her energy drain. And turned upnher stupoh ray...thats all...one power for another.

>>724141962
Tell her that he already has a gf
Then tell his gf that he was trying to hook up with another girl

You obviously have feelings for her. If you do the correct thing would be to tell him to fuck off and that she is yours.

If you tell her that will only make her want to fuck him even more.

>>724141962
>Should I tell her
You are no friend you asshole

OP HERE:
>>724142858
>>724142893
>>724143036
>>724143134
>>724143200

Ok lads, I am on it. Thanks for "advices". I will give a shot on telling her what a fuck he is and telling him to stop screwing around,

>>724141962
Listen, you will never get her and now you want to spoil others' attempts. Fuck you

>>724141962
this shouldnt even be a question. brocode

>>724143526
scummy

>>724143526
Snitches get stitches bud. If your willing to rat another dude out be prepared for the backlash.

OP
>>724143681
We are both bodybuilding competitors, so we are rivals yet friends anyway.

OP
>>724143899
As I said to >>724143952 it is ok for me

>>724142858
You're the cunt.

>>724144088
Noice.

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>>724141962
play both sides of the field. here's how:
>let fake relationship escalate to the point of fucking
>tell his GF in person, in private
>pretend to be doing it because you "respect her, and think all women need to be treated like blah, blah, blah..."
>get her to trust you, and more importantly pretend to be there to be her shoulder to cry on
>make sure she doesn't tell him how she found out
>as soon as possible do the EXACT same thing to your friend he's fucking
>really have to play up the "there for her" aspect
>girls on the rebound almost always go slut, so you got a pretty good chance of fucking both of them

bonus:
>go to your guy friend after his girls dump him
>be there for him, sympathize with him
>Fuck him too
>collectthewholeset.jpeg

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>>724141962

Leave them both alone and go do your own shit.

>>724144233
Keked, checked and /thread

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>>724144359

You stupid fucking retard.

>>724141962
Take picturez and gloat over their shallow existence

OP
>>724144359
My shit is- i see her 5 times a week as gym member and someone who takes advices from me (she is younger, 17 or 18 yo, I am 20). Last thing I need is seeing her deep shit broken from sudden breakup.

>>724141962
Fuck her anon
Snek him
And draw power from the snekery
Tell her
Fuck her
Do it!

OP
>>724144233
Yeah man, this plan is... kek fun af, but no sorry. Too compicated for me

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>>724144233
kek

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>>724144233

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>>724144832
don't be a wussy bitch, I actually did >>724144233 once. Super hot miss teen USA contestant (Sara) was dating the classic toughguy-jock douchebag (Tucker) while he was fucking several other girls on the side (including butterface hot body Amber). Told Amber that Tucker was still dating Sara and got a beej and some stink finger. Told Sara that Tucker was fucking Amber, got to play just the tip and cum on her face. Didn't get laid because this was is High School and girls were less loose back then.

>TL;DR
>I am scuzzbag and so can you

OP
>>724145715

Fuck you lad. Thanks to you, I want to try that shit too.

>>724141962
try to stop him if it doesn't work tell her the truth

OP
>>724146124
I am telling her to be careful with him and if she wants to know more- we can talk it in private. That will ease my mind and I'll not need to think about it anymore.

>>724146666

listen to >>724145715, OP
whatever you do, don't be a wuss about it.
That's the best advice I can give

Also, checked

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>>724147394
thanks. pic of butterface amber for your troubles