Can we get a fucked up "would you rather" session going?

bump for intrest

Would you rather get tan or talk to a man?

>>724118057
Talk to a man. No way I'm tanning and getting cancer.
Would you rather own a hedgehog or a parrot?

>>724118162
Parrots live to be like 80, so a parrot

Would you rather drink a beer or eat a pretzel

would you rather know how you'll die or when you'll die?

WYR

Eat out your grandmother for one full minute

OR

Wear one and only one roller skate for the rest of your life?

>>724118230
why would you want something for 80 years? you might as well marry it. but also drink a beer, be alcoholic so duh

>>724118305
assuming you love the pet and the pet loves you what's wrong with owning it for your entire life?

>I own three parrots, two of which will all outlive me if they reach their normal lifespans.

>>724118290
eat. just zone out for 1 minute or even develop a new fetish

wyr fuck your dad once

or

be forced to watch your parents have sex everyday.

>>724118233
When. You can do some useful shit and have everything planned out.