Soooo, I've always been curious about sex dolls. Normally, they're sold for ridiculously expensive prices. Found a listing here, however, that is just as ridiculously... well... inexpensive: ebay com / itm / 182470810211
Should I do it? What does /b/ think? And would /b/ give it a go, too? Even if it's just for the lolz? Gotta say, even if the doll is absolute shit for masturbating, the sheer hilarity that could result is limitless (imagine "walking with a friend" on a rooftop, then immediately shoving them off to their "death").
If you got the money why not? Might like it and want to buy a better one one day
This is actually very funny. How inexpensive is inexpensive?
If it's inexpensive to you, just go for it. You'll know if then atleast if you want to move on to a more expensive one in the future
Go for it I've always wanted one
it's 40 bucks, dude...go for it lol..just make another thread in the future and show the results
Why not just make your own?
>>724106411
It's under $60 for this particular model (add in the dots and slashes in my not-so-cleverly-disguised ebay link to see more).
>>724106632
I just might, haha! You know, there's really no reason not to. I'd say it's worth a few hours' work, regardless of what I do with it. Just for the novelty of having it.
Feel free to pick one up yourselves, if you're interested. This is literally the cheapest I've ever heard one of these things being sold for. Maybe we could all do ridiculous bullshit with ours with a common theme or something, make it newsworthy? haha
>>724106708
That is the saddest thing I've ever seen
>>724106708
D: cause I know it'd end up worse than that one.
>>724106858
Also, attached pic of the ebay one, meant to do that last post
>>724106858
Gee I wonder if you're trying to get us to visit this ebay link?
>>724106915
Those eyes are kinda freaky
>>724106858
Yeah hilarious......
>>724106875
yup. was thinking the same thing.
>>724106858
inb4
>odd occurrence today when a silicon sex doll was discovered plummeting toward the highway from the bridge above
>more at 5
>>724106918
meh. mostly to get opinions, though in hindsight, there really isn't much of a question. definitely getting one. drunkardness + fatigue = poor / erratic decision making.
>>724106946
yeah, that was my only thing, too. though it might actually work out. Got this idea of setting it up somewhere in public, dressed like a kid, and setting up a walkie talkie on it. keep itS face turned down so no one can see at first. have it make crying / giggling sounds, garner concern or curiosity from others, and then work out an interesting jump scare from there. I dunNo, i'm sure I''l think of something
>>724106960
eh? i didn't even come up with anything funny though!@ just drunk laughter. I do it a lot, usually. until i get real tired Like i am now
>>724106271
thats a crap soft plastic doll, is not silicone
the real ones starts at 1k
http://www.ebay.com/itm/201782082872
>>724106875
Seriously. I'd rather get caught fucking a male sex doll then whatever that's supposed to be.
>>724106708
kek
>>724107325
see I've had tpe fleshlights before, and they weren't all that bad. i guess silicone is preferable to some?
Anyway, thanks for the bit of encouragement. I'll liKEly come back when this thing arrives and share results of my shenanigans
had a Real Doll for a bit. Was fun for awhile, but the maintenance sucked
I ordered this one, sadly she didn't arrive yet, one more week, can't wait to have my first gf
https://es.aliexpress.com/item/0/32511959817.html
>>724107532
thank you anon
I needed that
>>724106708
>>724107670
That's a nice one. a bit small. but nice.
hey guys, this isn't OC, but seeing this thread, I took the time to cut up an earlier thread I was in..
It is pretty on topic
>>724107532
Holy crap haha
>>724108063
kek
>>724108063
fucking kek
fleshlights!
camera!
action!
>>724108293
>>724108392
yeah I still don't entirely get wtf this guy does.
>>724108392
Please kill yourself
>>724108235
These little dolls weird me out but i would still fuck one
>>724108465
It was fun for awhile. Luckily, I have a GF that doesn't care what I fuck as long as it isn't another girl, so I'll experiment here and there with different dolls and toys just for the experience
>>724107650
What are some of the likes and dislikes?
>>724108680
what you mean? Doll types or what? Sometimes the cheaper ones are good. This was an inflatable but the blowjobs were badass, you could fuck the hell out of her mouth
>>724108775
It's a Nikita Denise doll if you are wondering. Freaky looking but not bad for the price, was like $40
My GF got into me shooting loads on toy dolls (she has a fascination with cum), so I got into that for a bit too
>>724106915
>Anorexic uncanny-valley piece of shit.
Jesus christ, get something worth fucking.
>>724108884
>>724108884
Anyone doing reviews on sex dolls? Some look dodgy as fuck.
>>724108838
Spooky. Silicon valley they call it.
>>724108952
You mean Uncanny Valley? Yeah, the Real Dolls can get that way sometimes. Another good inflatable - Agent 69
>>724109087
>>724108952
>Silicon valley they call it.
>>724108838
that face...
>>724108921
Which is this one and do they make them not as large?
>>724108884
>>724108921
Yo, what are these btw? Asking for a friend
>>724109131
You don't want to fuck a girl with down syndrome?
>>724108921
>>724108884
Wherre can i purchase these
>>724109144
>>724109146
>>724109240
seductivemidnightcandyshop.com
>>724109131
>Eternal screaming
>>724109295
Thx bby
>>724109295
Those prices, are you fucking kidding me?
ALMOST A GRAND FOR
R U B B E R
>>724109383
Yeah, but last I'd heard, a good full-body doll goes for about 5 grand...
The miniature ones are pretty cool and affordable
>>724109426
Just get a prossie
>>724109131
>>724106915
sex doll sales are full of scams. if your not paying 1k for a 3 footer likely gonna get scammed
>>724106271
I say go for it ... i just bought one its gunna be here monday
>>724107670
>>724110805
Wtf lol why does it have to look so uncomfortable
>>724109542
What's a prossie
>>724108433
>le edgy kid
faggot
>>724106915
Pre-glued?
>>724109607
kek
>>724106271
Fuck it, I ordered one (thanks, OP). That's a 4'5" doll for what you'd normally pay for an 18" doll. Honestly I probably won't even fuck it, just dress it up in pajamas and use it as a sleep aid / body pillow. I've had a FuckMeSilly and a couple of those "mega masturbator" pussy/ass things and the novelty wears off really fast as soon as you have to clean it the first time you use it. The idea of fucking a doll is more appealing than actually doing it, and regular masturbation is just much more convenient.
tbh just get a wand massager, it works great
>>724111047
prostitute you silly
>>724113558
Thought it was a fancy brand pocket pussy haha
>>724106708
wtf dude rent a women or man!! idk u need help xD hahahahahahahahaha
>>724109131
She just looks pissed that I didn't take the trash out again.
>>724113668
Can't say you are wrong there
>>724107532
hahahahahahha the best !!! to many virgins out there!!