Can someone read me Mein Kampf as a bedtime story?

Well hey there buddy, I'm a little slashed right now so I'll do my best.

This is the great story of Hitler's struggle, through war, through economic strife, and breaking through all of those and the illusion of democracy, and seeing the truth.
And you know the truth was buddy?

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My grandmom said onetime "I need to concentrate the juice".

>>724086525
Yes!

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>>724086355
Be dis bro

>>724086525
Was that the one abut da Jews?

18 MEIN KAMPF

The fate of this State is so closely bound up with the life
and growth of the entire German nationality that it is
unthinkable to separate its history into German and
Austrian. As a matter of fact when Germany began to
split into two supreme powers, this very separation became
German history.

The imperial crown jewels kept in Vienna, reminders of
the old realm splendor, still seem to exercise a magic spell,
a pledge of eternal communion.

The German-Austrian's elementary outcry for a reunion
with the German motherland during the days of the break-
down of the Habsburg State was merely the result of a
feeling of nostalgia slumbering deep in the hearts of the
entire nation for a return to the paternal home which had
never been forgotten. This would be inexplicable had not
the political education of each individual German-Austrian
been the origin of that common longing. In it there lies a
longing which contains a well that never dries, especially
in time of forgetfulness and of temporary well-being it
will again and again forecast the future in recalling the
past.

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>>724087085
Obviously only a small portion but goodnight, and hail victory brother.