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canuck here it's too cold to go outside and smank dank but

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canuck here
it's too cold to go outside and smank dank
but also i dont want my dorm smelling like dank stank

all i have is a hose, would this technically work?
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I mean, technically, but thats nasty
Go pick up some dryer sheets, shove them into a tube, and blow your smoke through that. Hides the smell every time
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>>724069129
If you're using a vape than wtf is the problem? Just make a sploof and maybe get a fan. I dab in my dorm room all day. never smells like shit
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>>724069454
Is a sploof like a spliff but you roll it in a loofa
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>>724069129
Why wouldn't you sit on the toilet while you smoke? So you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk
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>>724069722
I'm ded
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>>724069665
when did you start smoking, yesterday?
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>>724069308
This op. Use a used toilet paper roll. Use a shitton of dyer sheets. Works well. The only issue would be the excess smoe coming from joint/bong whatever. Best advice is to use pipe and minimal weed. Load just enough to hit it once so theres not alot of smoke. Squirrel smoking
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>>724069129
Yea, but it'll vent out the roof.
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>>724069454
>>724070081
i used a water bottle and cut small holes in the bottom. tested it with my vape and the vapor smelt like dryer sheets, not even a hint of juice.
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>>724070175
>>724070081
>>724069454
>>724069308
Sploofs cover maybe 30% of the smell. You just can't tell because your sinuses are coated with weed smoke/vapor.
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>>724070907
Get enough dryer sheets in there and it will smell more like 90% sheets 10% weed.
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>>724069996
yes
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http://www.smokebuddy.com/
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>>724069129
brilliant like in kingsman secret service
>>724070107
yeah sewers all have vent tubes going to the roof
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>>724070081
Hey op, do u have a window where ur at? Cause sploof + window +fan + cap cover = no smell
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>>724071072
it would work except sewer gas (poop fumes) are on the other end of that tube.
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>>724071608
>>too cold outside
>>open window
retard.tif
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>>724071735
>too cold outside
>dont be a lil bitch
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>>724069129
I don't see why that wouldn't work, I mean as long as you're blowing through the hose like I assume you are, I'm not sure what sucking on it would accomplish. Realistically though if you live in Canada who gives a fuck if it smells like weed.
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>>724071862
I'd rather be sober than cold
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>>724069129

Plumber here.

I doubt it would work. While you are shoving your hose through the toilet it would fill with water creating a seal. When you blew smoke into the hose the water would act as a wall and it would just blow back out.

Assuming you could even get it through there dry as soon as you did you'd be venting sewage air through the hose right into your face/dorm. Which would smell like shit. Literally.
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>>724072097
It's a small tube, I could clear it of water if I blew hard enough.

Besides it's good practice to blow things every once in a while
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>>724072094
Nigga put on some sweats and youll be fine, you aint in the artic or some shit.
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>>724072215
Kek
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>>724072097
>>is plumber
>> doesn't realize you can just clear the water from the tube by blowing
dumb ass is right about the sewage air. hahaha would smell 10x worse than weed.
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>>724069722
member when south park was just fun little gags without trying way too hard to be political?
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>>724069129
Why not just crack a window, stick the tube slightly through and tape a seal around it, take your hit and blow through the tube so it goes outside and doesn't escape in the room? Then you don't have to worry about getting swamp gas blasted in your face.
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>>724072215

As soon as you blow that water out it will create suction and suck all that nasty sewage air in.

>>724072397
Depends on the size of the hose. You'd have to blow pretty hard considering it goes down then back up.
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>>724072514
Yup, one of the best shows around. Now it's a fucking cringe fest
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>>724069129
just blow it under your bed
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>>724069722
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>>724072514
I member!

Member when you didn't have to wait an entire season for the punchline to finally land?
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>>724072605
I feel like that would only happen if blowing into a smaller container. It's not like sewers are pressurized, cap it with a thumb and no worries.
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>>724072748
Ooo, I member

Member when we didnt have illegal immigrants around.
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>>724069129
op go with >>724069308
when you go to take a shower, trust me
there will be no smell at all
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>>724069129
Blow smoke up your ass.
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>>724069129
Been smoking on the low for about 2 years now, cover under door (towel or somethin) crack open your window, account for wind direction(smoke can blowback into your dorm) blow through sploof, and try to blow upwards, it should lower the chance of the smoke blowing back into your room, if using a bowl/bong get a cap to kill it after toke, rinse and repeat
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>>724072893

What do you think would happen as soon as you removed your thumb?
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>>724072956
>wait... wut?
I think I need to lay off the memberberries...
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>>724073204
I've always wanted to make this into a wikiHow
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>>724069129
>it's too cold to go outside

real canuck here - its minus 30 outside where i am

if you can't go outside right now .... then you aint a canuck
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>>724074362
You put your mouth over it and inhale that sweet sweet jenkem
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>>724072605
How can you work with plumbing and know this little about fluid dynamics?
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>>724069129 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w38-qj8SDVI
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