Every morning I laugh at the liberals before I make my coffee and drive to work
I think that added maybe 25 years to my life.
i usually grab a cup of coffee and check /b/ for threads like this and laugh at the idiots that come to /b/ and take politics seriously.
probably added 35 years to my life.
Maybe but you don't get as much amusement as I do with the perpetual liberal meltdown. They hate Trump and I love making America Great Again
This is the reason that I laugh. At all of them
I usually take a big Trump in the toilet in order to clean out my colon. Then I wipe the Trump that still sticks to my ass with paper. After that I flush the remains into the sewer where it becomes someone else's problem.
Every morning I check the news gleefully for the details of the clown's antics. He clearly doesn't know what he's doing and the chaos will overwhelm him. Watching him fade into trivial obscurity under the weight of his own incompetence will add one thousand human years to my lifespan.
Dog takes a Trump on a Trump.
But then that is kinda redundant.
Trump is like the effects of poor diet or maybe too many fucked up drugs in America.
It's ok, once Trump epically fails, and takes down the rest of the GOP with it, then America will finally become the Liberal paradise we all know it can be. I am now immortal.
Every day I wake up, check /b/ and there's something else Trump said sending marxist scum into hysterics, even though they have yet to recover from being extremely mad the day before. kek.
Why are you not posting on /pol/ where the shit belongs. Why are you stinking up /b/ with your shit posts. Only Jesus knows your secrets.
It's not even the only ridiculous lie he told last night. I know you're going flip your DT inauguration coin and call me a libtard or a snowflake, but this is real news.
Got any thing new to say? Please be creative and use your own brain to come up with something that has not been said 20,000 times in the last fucking week.
kek this shit is monumentally hilarious. thank you OP. These stupid ass libshits don't know which way is "Up" at this point.
Go to your safe space. LOLOLOLOLO
May as well have cited CNN! LMAO
why are you not at home in your mommies basement,/pol/?
Did you all get tired of sucking each others dick?
Good. We want all the facts strait from the most lieing piece of shit ever, Trump!
What are you talking about? I'm not blaming anyone. Just clarifying.
If the unemployment rate were 40% it would be a well known fucking national crisis. Trump is including people not seeking work such as students, people on disability, and retirees.
the idea of all these hypersensitive liberal college kids creating safe spaces isn't real, it's a made up thing. I graduated last year and saw zero safe spaces. Sometimes a vocal minority does do violent protest or make crazy safe space rule, but it's not representative of the left. sjws are a vocal minority, I hate when you dummies give them the credit of saying that the rest of the left agrees with them
Welcome to my dead mom. You gotta dig her up first you pervert.
Hope you like stinking dripping and decaying flesh to jizz into. Oh, of course you do, you love Trump.
40% is around 123.2. I agree that the number is quite ridiculous. But you must admit that we indeed have a huge job problem in usa. And the people you mentioned (students, people on disability) they need to earn there own living as well. Sooner or later.
Get off it and go eat your Ylyl or Traps bread.
I want you to sniff this junky's used up, diseases infested pussy. Now imagine doing that every single day of your life. You now know what it is like to be Bill Clinton.
Eat my dead mom's pussy perv.
On the other hand, have some dick with your master.
I love these, they are in the great tradition of pic related.
You really are pathetic you know that right?
P.S: He is your president too get over it and stop crying.
Yea that's kind of the idea of being a student or receiving disability. For most to enter the workforce once they are better or finished.
All in all unemployment isn't too bad, of course it could be better. The big problem is wages being stagnant for the past few decades.
Every day I wake up glad that we don't have a corrupt billionaire who doesn't care about the working class in the White House, so glad Trump kicked Clinton's ass and did so without any outside funding too!
American 1-0 Establishment
Get over it and grow up. Wait till you lose all your SS that you paid into all your life and are bankrupt from a broken leg.
Obama go the same shit for his entire presidency, not sure why you take it personally when it's the same shit different day.
It's pretty pathetic to ride anyone's dick like that.
You worship the biggest crybaby you know that right? So scared of brown people he wants to make America a safety bubble. Your beta king who gives in to terrorism. He will only cause more attacks cause they know he's weak and scared. Open season on the US thanks to Bitch Trump.
The unemployment is a huge problem. Most call it crisis. Too belittle the issue is no way too go.
I do not even care all too much for trump. I get off from retards like you who cannot even give him a fair chance. Go too the streets and shout that they cannot accept reality.
Ivan? Wondering where you were.
So why are you guys still being paid to post?
Is Putin that sure of Trump or you just some holdover.
P.S What is the going rate per post you get?
/pol/ exists for a fucking reason you idiot.
It's everyday the same here, liberals go against republicans, just throwing around insults and not backing up any of their claims with evidence(and if they have its unreliable as fuck), and that just because of Trump.
Most of the posts are bait but people still lose their shit.
Oh right. So upholding the law is a bad thing. Right. Ok i forgot. My bad. Look at Germany and France and tells us how open borders worked out for them.
You sound really mad. Maybe you need to crawl back to your safe-space like all you beta cucks like to do.
You are some low pond scum to bring up Trump's son.
>I think that added maybe 25 years to my life
good because when they're done repelling the ACA, privatize Medicare and gut social security, that's gonna remove at least 35 years of your life
So then just why are you on /b/ and not /pol/ and what reason does /pol/ have?
Your the one happy about it.
Russia is no longer commie you know? It has warped into what Trump wants the USA to become.
Just waiting or the 25 amendment to be invoked Gotta be any day now..
Mmm denial. A Trump worshipers best friend. "WAAAH WAAAH the big bad boogie Muslim is going to get me in my freedom of religion country." "Oh noes my neighbor who works harder than I do for far less money to take care of his kids makes me super insecure and is an attack on my self entitlement! better kick em out of the country so I feel better about myself" Fucking pussies.
Yea, me too. Then we can go from fresh shit to old stinking pile of shit. I guess, if given the choice I would rather scrap old shit off my shoes.
The liberals at the Orlando shooting probably didn't support Trump. Now they're dead from the hands of a muslim
Liberals are fucking scum, they're like the spitball I step around on a sidewalk
So you straight up deny everything that is going on in UK, Germany, Sweden and France. And i assume brexit never existed in your little bubble reality you live in. Face the fucking facts some of those people are really dangerous. And your sister, mother or girlfriend might be the next victim. You sure will not be laughing then.
I will post re:s to you on /pol/.
I am just here to share my T. Rump file.
You've gone too far nigger. Baron is the heir apparent of the American Empire. You WILL pay for your crimes subhuman scum!
I see that Trump's fearmongering worked on you like a charm. Your ignorance on Muslims is probably why you piss your pants and the main reason for own overblown military spending and spending half our taxes to make chicken shits like you feel safe. Cause fuck making our country better with that money as long as you Trumptards feel safe in your safety bubble.
I agree with them on the part about Europe being the cancer. Look at Sweden for fuck's sake, do you actually believe that a country like that will EVER rebound? Fuck no. Europe is cancer and I think it's about time that the triumvirs Trump, Netanyahu, and Putin glass the place.
Like fucking white Christians don't do that in our country FAR MORE than Muslims ever will you ignorant fuck. Why don't we kick all of them out of the country? Cause of xenophobic cocksuckers like you.
Just like yours did when the oil market tanked in Russia.
Hows the cheap vodka?
My team's number one, booo your team cuz my team is the bestest team in the whole worlds. And my life is utterly empty otherwise I wouldn't breathe my own fartssssss. Uughbbhh
awesome pic I wonder why all the Trump supporters get triggered when ever we post something about that kid.
while they have sissy trap threads, cock rating, porn, and gore threads.
Really? What, you don't know how to use google? Here, this applies to you as well. Don't get triggered now, I'm sure Christ will protect you.
You shoot loads into socks jerking to liberal womy that your mother later cleans
Hint: she knows what you are doing.
The fact of the matter is you're more likely to be killed by a fellow American, or heart disease, or traffic, or your own misjudgement, or a refrigerator. Why don't we spend billions of dollars fighting that?
Because it doesn't scare people like the Muslim threat and it keeps the military industrial complex spinning. I thought Trump might shake things up but he's filling the swamp and it's business as usual.
Hope is for faggots. Pack up your shit and move to Russia. Find a hot young Russian girl, marry her, have beautiful white children. If you don't then I guarantee you that your grandchildren WILL be transgender, mixed-race, Allahu Akbaring cocksmokers.
This happened to you didn't it? Poor guy..
Who the fuck needs sources?
Our dear leader doesn't, why should you.
He taught us good. Just make up something that kinda sounds good and go for it.
He surely knows how to behave when facing defeat.
>Who needs sources?
People of intelligence.
Oh your an avid fake news reader and brain dead liberal
sad really brainwashing make you unable to process facts even when their right in front of you, anything that conflicts with your programing
There ya go, be sure to take your 'Morals' with you.
Sources eh? lets see. Take a look at the school shootings alone for the past 2 years. those numbers alone are higher than the few attacks by Muslims. And if you are going by Trumptard logic that all these Muslims aren't from the US so we need to ban them then the number is nearly non-existent.
meanwhile the media posts fakes stories that sound like utter made up bullshit with unnamed Anonymous sources, and later do at lest print a hidden 1 line retraction somewhere meanwhile brain dead libtards eat up the fake news
It's okay bud, didn't expect you to admit to it. Deflection is just as good though 'actually' thanks for posting. I'm sure I'll see you on the next cucktails on efukt, that is, if I haven't already.
Haha I see you obey your beta overlord well. Anything that doesn't agree with him is fake news. Trump could be fucking your worshipers in the ass while saying he isn't and you subs would be all "HURR DURR LIBTARDS MAKE MURIKA GRATE AGAIN!"
For someone who spends his time on this site. You do seem to miss the irony of this whole thing.
You really need me to provide sources that heart disease kills more Americans than Muslims? Or Traffic accidents?
They keep you worried about it because it takes focus off of problems that Americans actually face everyday like healthcare, jobs, and other issues that matter.
Try to think just a little here. I'm not even defending Muslims all religion is cancerous in some form or fashion. I'd just rather all the attention go towards making America actually great again by spending money on American's instead of the great big boogy man of our day.
so you auto projecting ? do you actually think /b/ has morals I honestly hope youre trolling anyway im gonna get more photoshops of baron to trigger your big fat loving cheeto basement mountain dew drink ( wich I like ) ass.
So if you are so intelligent why would you support the stupidest commander in chief that the USA has ever had?
Also why do you not demand a few facts from him.
He just throws out shit and you eat it up.
Fuck some guy on /b/, how about you take a look at your hero in charge.
You are the one deflecting. I said i never even had such experience which was the honest truth. So i doubt you will see me on it. But your dad or your bother who knows. You seem to hail from a family full of cucks i bet. Such awful upbringing. tsk tsk tsk.
All state run news outlets are what is in store.
You like Russia much?
You will have your master that....I just took a Trump.
Cry all your want. All the cucks shall be purged.
My dad or my brother you bet? Lol fucking sad kid, I took you for an adult at least. Clearly that was a mistake judging by your post. What is this? "I know you are but what am I"?
Future cuck, fixed, there ya go.
So let me get this straight you dont watch the news much do you ?
Youre the of guy that gets tell what to do not having a mind of your own ?
I do hope Trump releases his taxes do.
The only thing that needs to be purged is your fat ass
The /pol/ fuckers got tired of their circle jerk and dribbled all over 4chan in tiny spurts.
Hahaha. You just know its true and it got under your skin. Calling someone a kid is a first sign of immaturity. Go do your homework retard.
Also both of them are cucks. And you are the biggest one among them. King of all cucks. Your mom probably thinks she should have swallowed.
Are you kidding? He might take several years off of everybody's life
He was still disabled do not sure what your point is there.