Every morning I laugh at the liberals before I make my coffee and drive to work
I think that added maybe 25 years to my life.
>>724056461
i usually grab a cup of coffee and check /b/ for threads like this and laugh at the idiots that come to /b/ and take politics seriously.
probably added 35 years to my life.
>>724056720
Maybe but you don't get as much amusement as I do with the perpetual liberal meltdown. They hate Trump and I love making America Great Again
This is the reason that I laugh. At all of them
I usually take a big Trump in the toilet in order to clean out my colon. Then I wipe the Trump that still sticks to my ass with paper. After that I flush the remains into the sewer where it becomes someone else's problem.
>>724056461
Every morning I check the news gleefully for the details of the clown's antics. He clearly doesn't know what he's doing and the chaos will overwhelm him. Watching him fade into trivial obscurity under the weight of his own incompetence will add one thousand human years to my lifespan.
>>724056461
Dog takes a Trump on a Trump.
But then that is kinda redundant.
i find it sad that people like yourself are fine with flushing the country down the toilet so long as liberals are annoyed in the process.
Keep up the good work.
>>724056461
Trump is like the effects of poor diet or maybe too many fucked up drugs in America.
>>724057643
can and will do
youre welcome btw
>>724057643
It's ok, once Trump epically fails, and takes down the rest of the GOP with it, then America will finally become the Liberal paradise we all know it can be. I am now immortal.
>>724057643
You dont understand some people just want to watch the world burn.
Why are there so many libcuck liberal faggs on 4chan?
>>724056461
Be careful! After DT does away with the EPA that water for your coffee is going to DEDUCT 25 years from your life
>>724056461
Every day I wake up, check /b/ and there's something else Trump said sending marxist scum into hysterics, even though they have yet to recover from being extremely mad the day before. kek.
>>724058018
Because /b/ is mostly left and mostly the sort of hypersensitive, uneducated campus activists who call everything they don't like "alt facts" or "fake news"
>>724057800
Libtard cuck sjw libcuck moralfag snowflake faggot cuck!
>>724057950
Why are you not posting on /pol/ where the shit belongs. Why are you stinking up /b/ with your shit posts. Only Jesus knows your secrets.
>>724058013
>source
>my ass
lol
>>724058181
we /pol now
>>724056461
<-------- Daily reminder :^))
The Art of Presidency
By Tsun Maga
>>724058204
It's not even the only ridiculous lie he told last night. I know you're going flip your DT inauguration coin and call me a libtard or a snowflake, but this is real news.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/01/trumps-94-million-missing-workers-claim-is-misleading.html
>>724058165
Got any thing new to say? Please be creative and use your own brain to come up with something that has not been said 20,000 times in the last fucking week.
>>724056461
kek this shit is monumentally hilarious. thank you OP. These stupid ass libshits don't know which way is "Up" at this point.
>>724058165
>>724058165
Go to your safe space. LOLOLOLOLO
>>724058427
>cnbc
>real news
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>724058427
>cnbc
May as well have cited CNN! LMAO
>>724058611
94 million people out of work would be around 40% unemployment you retard. You can be a fan of Trump and still acknowledge the fucker plays fast and loose with his "facts."
>>724058516
why are you not at home in your mommies basement,/pol/?
Did you all get tired of sucking each others dick?
>>724058785
So you are going to dump obamas misdeeds on trump ? K.
>>724058810
I much rather to fuck a female. Who knows might hook up with your mom or sister.
>>724058516
They don't know what the fuck is going on. You can tell them blue is red and they'll believe it, and die defending it
>>724056461
Look at all the Russians in this thread
>>724058611
>>724058611
>>724058698
>>724058698
Good. We want all the facts strait from the most lieing piece of shit ever, Trump!
>>724058870
What are you talking about? I'm not blaming anyone. Just clarifying.
If the unemployment rate were 40% it would be a well known fucking national crisis. Trump is including people not seeking work such as students, people on disability, and retirees.
>>724059082
Yeah. Trump 007. Do you know how retarded that sounds?
>>724058137
the idea of all these hypersensitive liberal college kids creating safe spaces isn't real, it's a made up thing. I graduated last year and saw zero safe spaces. Sometimes a vocal minority does do violent protest or make crazy safe space rule, but it's not representative of the left. sjws are a vocal minority, I hate when you dummies give them the credit of saying that the rest of the left agrees with them
>>724056461
>I think that added maybe 25 years to my life.
Good, because when Pruitt finishes with the EPA, that's how many years the smog and poisoned water will take off.
>>724059134
What's more, someone probably just gave him the "94 million" number in the white house hallway and he was like... Sounds good!
To everyone in this thread.
>>724058933
Welcome to my dead mom. You gotta dig her up first you pervert.
Hope you like stinking dripping and decaying flesh to jizz into. Oh, of course you do, you love Trump.
>>724059375
You're truly a stupid fuck
>>724059365
>To all snowflakes in this thread.
FTFY :^)
>>724059134
40% is around 123.2. I agree that the number is quite ridiculous. But you must admit that we indeed have a huge job problem in usa. And the people you mentioned (students, people on disability) they need to earn there own living as well. Sooner or later.
>>724059365
Get off it and go eat your Ylyl or Traps bread.
>>724059375
You sure are one in a kind.
>>724059375
I want you to sniff this junky's used up, diseases infested pussy. Now imagine doing that every single day of your life. You now know what it is like to be Bill Clinton.
>>724059677
>>724059443
Eat my dead mom's pussy perv.
On the other hand, have some dick with your master.
>>724059677
I love these, they are in the great tradition of pic related.
>>724059827
You really are pathetic you know that right?
P.S: He is your president too get over it and stop crying.
>>724059612
Yea that's kind of the idea of being a student or receiving disability. For most to enter the workforce once they are better or finished.
All in all unemployment isn't too bad, of course it could be better. The big problem is wages being stagnant for the past few decades.
Every day I wake up glad that we don't have a corrupt billionaire who doesn't care about the working class in the White House, so glad Trump kicked Clinton's ass and did so without any outside funding too!
American 1-0 Establishment
>>724059789
>>724059795
Get over it and grow up. Wait till you lose all your SS that you paid into all your life and are bankrupt from a broken leg.
>>724059827
God damn are all liberals this retarded?
>>724060038
Obama go the same shit for his entire presidency, not sure why you take it personally when it's the same shit different day.
It's pretty pathetic to ride anyone's dick like that.
>>724060038
He belongs to Putin, your other hero.
>>724060038
You worship the biggest crybaby you know that right? So scared of brown people he wants to make America a safety bubble. Your beta king who gives in to terrorism. He will only cause more attacks cause they know he's weak and scared. Open season on the US thanks to Bitch Trump.
>>724060080
The unemployment is a huge problem. Most call it crisis. Too belittle the issue is no way too go.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/04/us-unemployment-rate-is-near-5-percent-but-a-more-realistic-rate-is-higher.html
>>724060172
Worth it for all the Liberal tears.
>>724060172
No need to worry. I am not some poor scum like you.
>>724060038
Why the fuck are not on /pol/?
>>724056461
what is the sauce on OP's picture? I see lots of threads about this dude but can't figure out who he is. If he a new meme or something?
>>724060311
you belong to putin
>>724060222
I do not even care all too much for trump. I get off from retards like you who cannot even give him a fair chance. Go too the streets and shout that they cannot accept reality.
>>724060432
I love it.
I love all of it
>>724060311
007 is that you?
>>724060503
>>724060462
Ivan? Wondering where you were.
So why are you guys still being paid to post?
Is Putin that sure of Trump or you just some holdover.
P.S What is the going rate per post you get?
>>724056461
Only americucks would laugh after shooting themselves in the foot
>>724059677
/pol/ exists for a fucking reason you idiot.
It's everyday the same here, liberals go against republicans, just throwing around insults and not backing up any of their claims with evidence(and if they have its unreliable as fuck), and that just because of Trump.
Most of the posts are bait but people still lose their shit.
>>724060361
Oh right. So upholding the law is a bad thing. Right. Ok i forgot. My bad. Look at Germany and France and tells us how open borders worked out for them.
You sound really mad. Maybe you need to crawl back to your safe-space like all you beta cucks like to do.
>>724060503
Too easy.
>>724060746
You are some low pond scum to bring up Trump's son.
>>724060361
To much truth for Trump cucks to handle.
>>724060768
I find it funny. That you commies accuse trump of being a potential commie. Shouldn't you be happy?
>>724056461
>I think that added maybe 25 years to my life
good because when they're done repelling the ACA, privatize Medicare and gut social security, that's gonna remove at least 35 years of your life
>>724056461
trump is a faggot
>>724060841
So then just why are you on /b/ and not /pol/ and what reason does /pol/ have?
>>724060937
They're all pieces of shit. Are you surprised?
>>724060902
You just somed his ass.
>>724060937
He made fun of the reporter, I think Trump is cool with it and maybe makes fun of his own son.
>Your comment probably added 80 years to my life
>>724061065
Your the one happy about it.
Russia is no longer commie you know? It has warped into what Trump wants the USA to become.
>>724056461
Just waiting or the 25 amendment to be invoked Gotta be any day now..
Look. Look how triggered those cucks are.
>>724060902
Mmm denial. A Trump worshipers best friend. "WAAAH WAAAH the big bad boogie Muslim is going to get me in my freedom of religion country." "Oh noes my neighbor who works harder than I do for far less money to take care of his kids makes me super insecure and is an attack on my self entitlement! better kick em out of the country so I feel better about myself" Fucking pussies.
A>xd
>>724057950
>>724061434
And enlighten us dear commie leader what action trump made that even remotely points towards that possibility? Other than your own mind.
>>724061434
shit didnt knew that about him, anyway Trump is using tax payers money for his kids to go into business trips 10 million in a month
>>724061488
Yea, me too. Then we can go from fresh shit to old stinking pile of shit. I guess, if given the choice I would rather scrap old shit off my shoes.
>>724061503
The liberals at the Orlando shooting probably didn't support Trump. Now they're dead from the hands of a muslim
Liberals are fucking scum, they're like the spitball I step around on a sidewalk
>>724060746
>>724062037
>>724061503
So you straight up deny everything that is going on in UK, Germany, Sweden and France. And i assume brexit never existed in your little bubble reality you live in. Face the fucking facts some of those people are really dangerous. And your sister, mother or girlfriend might be the next victim. You sure will not be laughing then.
>>724061648
I will post re:s to you on /pol/.
I am just here to share my T. Rump file.
>>724062047
You've gone too far nigger. Baron is the heir apparent of the American Empire. You WILL pay for your crimes subhuman scum!
>>724062047
Don't bring kids into this, shitbag
>>724062188
This is /b/ you dumb triggered faggot
>>724062037
I see that Trump's fearmongering worked on you like a charm. Your ignorance on Muslims is probably why you piss your pants and the main reason for own overblown military spending and spending half our taxes to make chicken shits like you feel safe. Cause fuck making our country better with that money as long as you Trumptards feel safe in your safety bubble.
>>724056461
Trump's a dirtbag, and his supporters are idiots.
>>724056461
>bad english
I laugh at you, your country is fucked with Trump or withouth it, when the oil will peak and the unrest intensifies all the shit will hits the fan.
>>724062100
I agree with them on the part about Europe being the cancer. Look at Sweden for fuck's sake, do you actually believe that a country like that will EVER rebound? Fuck no. Europe is cancer and I think it's about time that the triumvirs Trump, Netanyahu, and Putin glass the place.
>>724056461
adding 25 years to your life? Wow how old would that make you op?
>>724062230
So? I shoot liberals and pedophiles for a living
>>724062037
Like fucking white Christians don't do that in our country FAR MORE than Muslims ever will you ignorant fuck. Why don't we kick all of them out of the country? Cause of xenophobic cocksuckers like you.
>>724062138
Right.
>>724062460
With your water gun you autismo
>>724062188
>>724062466
Sources please or stfu.
>>724062391
Just like yours did when the oil market tanked in Russia.
Hows the cheap vodka?
>>724062542
No with a rifle or a pistol
>>724057066
My team's number one, booo your team cuz my team is the bestest team in the whole worlds. And my life is utterly empty otherwise I wouldn't breathe my own fartssssss. Uughbbhh
>>724062409
I still have some hope. But those useless muslims sure do not make me more confident.
>>724062047
awesome pic I wonder why all the Trump supporters get triggered when ever we post something about that kid.
while they have sissy trap threads, cock rating, porn, and gore threads.
>>724062577
Really? What, you don't know how to use google? Here, this applies to you as well. Don't get triggered now, I'm sure Christ will protect you.
>>724062637
> water gun that I pretend is a rifle or pistol
fixed that for ya anon
Feel the Bern!!
>>724062460
>>724062637
You shoot loads into socks jerking to liberal womy that your mother later cleans
Hint: she knows what you are doing.
>>724062577
The fact of the matter is you're more likely to be killed by a fellow American, or heart disease, or traffic, or your own misjudgement, or a refrigerator. Why don't we spend billions of dollars fighting that?
Because it doesn't scare people like the Muslim threat and it keeps the military industrial complex spinning. I thought Trump might shake things up but he's filling the swamp and it's business as usual.
>>724062692
Hope is for faggots. Pack up your shit and move to Russia. Find a hot young Russian girl, marry her, have beautiful white children. If you don't then I guarantee you that your grandchildren WILL be transgender, mixed-race, Allahu Akbaring cocksmokers.
>>724062692
This happened to you didn't it? Poor guy..
>>724062577
Who the fuck needs sources?
Our dear leader doesn't, why should you.
He taught us good. Just make up something that kinda sounds good and go for it.
>>724062779
Lol. Post all you like. What we make fun of is the fact that you still think you hold the moral high ground. After acting like a scumbag.
>>724062872
He surely knows how to behave when facing defeat.
>>724062992
>Who needs sources?
People of intelligence.
>>724062660
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724062928
Might consider it.
>>724062864
Nice bait dude, making them all think muslims are innocent and harmless. What's your secret?
>>724062992
Oh your an avid fake news reader and brain dead liberal
sad really brainwashing make you unable to process facts even when their right in front of you, anything that conflicts with your programing
>>724062993
There ya go, be sure to take your 'Morals' with you.
>>724056461
Trump as president You think you have 25 years to live HAHAHA.
>>724062577
Sources eh? lets see. Take a look at the school shootings alone for the past 2 years. those numbers alone are higher than the few attacks by Muslims. And if you are going by Trumptard logic that all these Muslims aren't from the US so we need to ban them then the number is nearly non-existent.
>>724062967
No actually it did not. But i see you are speaking from experience. Sorry to bring up such bad memories.
>>724063113
I don't think all Muslims are innocent and harmless you fucking mong but nice straw-man you beat there. Stupid fucking nigger.
>>724062864
You did not provide any sources, so please stfu with your ignorant ass trying to act like your fucking opinions are fact.
>>724063246
That is literally all Trump does.
>>724062992
meanwhile the media posts fakes stories that sound like utter made up bullshit with unnamed Anonymous sources, and later do at lest print a hidden 1 line retraction somewhere meanwhile brain dead libtards eat up the fake news
>>724062992
This guy gets it
>>724063159
Take your own advice.
>>724062992
Based Alexander Aguila!
>>724062992
..
>>724062625
wut? I'm not from russia
>>724063199
It's okay bud, didn't expect you to admit to it. Deflection is just as good though 'actually' thanks for posting. I'm sure I'll see you on the next cucktails on efukt, that is, if I haven't already.
>>724063323
Haha I see you obey your beta overlord well. Anything that doesn't agree with him is fake news. Trump could be fucking your worshipers in the ass while saying he isn't and you subs would be all "HURR DURR LIBTARDS MAKE MURIKA GRATE AGAIN!"
>>724056461
Every morning i laugh at republicans to go work for me, meanwhile im planing what to buy with my welfare.
>>724056461
enjoy it my friend, the libs had their god for 8 years, now it's our turn
>>724063002
For someone who spends his time on this site. You do seem to miss the irony of this whole thing.
>>724063246
You really need me to provide sources that heart disease kills more Americans than Muslims? Or Traffic accidents?
They keep you worried about it because it takes focus off of problems that Americans actually face everyday like healthcare, jobs, and other issues that matter.
Try to think just a little here. I'm not even defending Muslims all religion is cancerous in some form or fashion. I'd just rather all the attention go towards making America actually great again by spending money on American's instead of the great big boogy man of our day.
>>724063377
Nah you go ahead first, I'll be right behind you. You believe that right? Yeah, course you do.
>>724062993
so you auto projecting ? do you actually think /b/ has morals I honestly hope youre trolling anyway im gonna get more photoshops of baron to trigger your big fat loving cheeto basement mountain dew drink ( wich I like ) ass.
>>724063062
So if you are so intelligent why would you support the stupidest commander in chief that the USA has ever had?
Also why do you not demand a few facts from him.
He just throws out shit and you eat it up.
Fuck some guy on /b/, how about you take a look at your hero in charge.
>>724063497
You are the one deflecting. I said i never even had such experience which was the honest truth. So i doubt you will see me on it. But your dad or your bother who knows. You seem to hail from a family full of cucks i bet. Such awful upbringing. tsk tsk tsk.
>>724063729
Am i? I dunno. Wanna bet?
Trump presidency, greatest 4chan raid of all time
>>724064122
And its all a meme.
>>724063323
All state run news outlets are what is in store.
You like Russia much?
How did 4chan get this infected?. I hope those niggers are trolling.
>>724063395
You will have your master that....I just took a Trump.
>>724064304
/pol/ is the cause
Cry all your want. All the cucks shall be purged.
>>724063972
My dad or my brother you bet? Lol fucking sad kid, I took you for an adult at least. Clearly that was a mistake judging by your post. What is this? "I know you are but what am I"?
Future cuck, fixed, there ya go.
>40years olds
>on 4chan
>with 15 yrd old memers
>itt
>>724064782
Which one are you
>>724064047
So let me get this straight you dont watch the news much do you ?
Youre the of guy that gets tell what to do not having a mind of your own ?
I do hope Trump releases his taxes do.
>>724064782
if you're lucky, you might live past this age
>>724064516
The only thing that needs to be purged is your fat ass
>>724064480
The /pol/ fuckers got tired of their circle jerk and dribbled all over 4chan in tiny spurts.
>>724064624
Hahaha. You just know its true and it got under your skin. Calling someone a kid is a first sign of immaturity. Go do your homework retard.
Also both of them are cucks. And you are the biggest one among them. King of all cucks. Your mom probably thinks she should have swallowed.
>>724058611
>>724058698
Let me guess you think FOX news is a credible source
>>724064837
Yeah.
>>724065082
>source CNN
discarded
>>724057365
Are you kidding? He might take several years off of everybody's life
>>724061372
>still thinking the reporter he mocked was retarded
>>724065052
Heretic.
>>724065456
He was still disabled do not sure what your point is there.
Great speech last night
>>724056461
EVERY MORNING THERE'S A HALO HANGIN FROM THE CORNER OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S FOUR POST BEDDDD
>>724056461
Funny thing is, if this all turns out to be a shitstorm. Not one of his backers here will admit to it. Prove me wrong.
>>724065912
https://youtu.be/baUuXQ443fA
Here you go friend
Oi vei
lmao reactionaries who live only to piss off liberals are worthless scum
>>724068258
She isn't that bright is she?
Piss on the libs
They look better wet
>>724062096
These are some awfully white mudslimes.
>>724068045
Is that supposed to make me feel better or frighten me?
>>724069639
kek