As whole neighbors left their keys in the mailbox. Dubs decides what I do
>I'm OP and I'm gonna bail on this decision. NEXT
Threads over folks!
If its in the mailbox I'm not opposed. Gonna take me a minute to get the shit (mouse) so thread might 404. I'll start a new one if it does. Keep throwing suggestions though I want to fuck with them as hard as I can.
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Orr, buy a shitload of party poppers and rig everything that opens with those fuckers. Or, you could go long term with this and copy their key. Then you can hide party poppers, airhorns (toilet seat is good for this, or the sofa/easy chair), glitter packs(make it high up and situate it so the bag rips open when a cabinet is opened or something), marbles (up high and positioned over a hard floor so it's noisy). Just find ways to fucking startle them and piss them off. If you go for live animals, do it in a similar way. You can order thousands of live crickets for pretty cheap, and you can have it so when they open up a cabinet or something, those fuckers come pouring out.
>looks like I can keep being a dunce
if they are confirmed assholes, keep them, make their bills or important correspondence disappear every once in a while... I found keys left in the mailbox once, tracked down the asshole, they didn't even say thanks, just kinda grunted. fuckers.
If they're Mormons,draw a big ass pentagram on the wall, with the number 666.Try to scare them shitless
Any hardware store. It's like $5-$10 and the investment is worth it. Just imagine sitting outside with a beer, and listening for the sounds of the wife or whatever screaming and pissing all over herself as sitting on the toilet triggers the airhorn. As an added bonus, whoever is hit first by this will probably blame the other.
Go to a pet store , get locusts larva crickets make noise at night , and poor the fuckers all over the place they will scurry everywhere and hide and as soon as it's night time and there relaxing they will slowly realize something is very very wrong.....
just steal some shit then,show pic of house anon
Rearrange the furniture. Turn everything in the fridge upside down.
Poop in the toilet without flushing. Don't wipe either.