What is the right order to eat fries and burger?

Well, personally I would try "Alright you maggots! Eat your fries and burger!"

>>724049043

Fries first, then burger of course

Fries go bad much quicker

This is especially true for fast food

1. Eat
2. Digest
3. Poop

>>724049043
>open burger
>lay fries inside
>close burger

it's like you're not even trying to use the noggin

>>724049129

I like your style

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put the fries on the burger, newfag

>>724049043
Fries always first because once they get cold it turns an enjoyable meal to a sad chore to not waste food.

Yeah fries first then burger

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>>724049043
bit of one, bite of the other.

man i realy want a burger now.

Eat some fries. Then take a bite of burger. Then eat more fries.

>>724049691
so you tell me you lay your burger down just to eat some fries??!

>>724049158
18+ ya underage faggot

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Well I'm vegan so I probably wouldn't eat a burger or fries for that matter since they use animal fat to fry them.

I probably wouldn't even ever be in a fast food place. So yeah I guess I'm exempt?
But if I went with friends or something I would probably take my own food and offer them a sample before they ordered

>>724051134
your internet device was made with animal products

hypocrite

>go through drivethru
>on way home use right hand to find fries in bag
>start eating 2-3 at a time while in traffic
>get home, put on youtube
>finish off fries
>enjoy hamburger

It's my once-a-month ritual with Whataburger

You can chop up both then add Beans and cheese.

>>724051632
this isn't prison

>>724049043
>Eat 1 burger, pour fries onto that old wrapper.
>Eat half of those fries
>Eat other burger
>Eat rest of fries.
>Profit

>>724049043
Alphabetical order.
burger>fries>ketchup>salt>soda/shake

>>724051485
>get grease on your wheel
>get grease on your keys
>get grease on your everything
fucking barbarian

1. smoke weed
2. eat

>>724051856
I have 5 fingers, I use my thumb and index finger to pick said fries, and have them hang free while my palm and other fingers grip something

>>724051856
>>724052797
also, I have another hand.
so yeah