What's your most /b/tarded pickup line?
Hey, are you an angel? Because I want to fuck you in the ass
>>724035358
>Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me
>>724035358
Hey! So.. Err.. I was wondering.. What's up?
>>724035358
shit i like fat bitches but i still wouldn't grab that pussy
Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
Are you a rocket pilot? I ask as your pantaloons hale not from this prefecture.
>>724035358
All of this in spoken word "Hey girl *trips into you* OwO what's this *touching sand bag like breast* baka it's not like I wanted to fondle you or anything"
... ... ... um... ... ...
>walk away shaking head in disappointment
Walk up to her and get her attention and lick the tip of your finger and touch her shirt
>let's get you outta these wet clothes
>>724035358
>H..Hi, Fe...femanon
>>724035358
Dont fucking worry, no-one will.
We hev of the sex now, yes?
>>724035358
Want to see my katana and fedora collection? My mom won't be home until 10.
eyy bby wnt sum fuk?
my favorite one has always been," hey did you get those clothes on sale? cause i'm about to get them 100% off"
hasn't worked yet.
>>724035358
BE MY QT GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724038173
kek
>>724035358
>>724035358
H-h-heyyyy! Umm... i-is my pussy crying, or are you... just really really sexy???
>Be me
>Go to Cutie
>Me: "Wana fuck?"
>Cutie: " k "
>Happy married since
>>724035358
>implying any of you stinky neckbeards have spoken to a girl.
Hey how are you doing, I just saw you and thought you were cute and wanted to say hi, my name's Anon, what's yours?
>>724036154
underrated
>>724035358
"Hey I like how you look, now it's your turn to say something"
>hey I just thought you are really attractive
>leave me alone
>forever alone since I'm ugly
>you'll luv the taste of my cum, trust me, i know
>at least im not a nigger...
>you have the same tits as my little sister
>ever wanted to find out how low you can sink?
>wanna try a threesome with my virtual gf?
>you smelll like the inside of mom's purse..
Just be yourself guys
>>724035358
No dick? No thank you!
I got trips once.