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What's your most /b/tarded pickup line?

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What's your most /b/tarded pickup line?
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Hey, are you an angel? Because I want to fuck you in the ass
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>>724035358
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>Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me
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>>724035358
Hey! So.. Err.. I was wondering.. What's up?
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>>724035358
shit i like fat bitches but i still wouldn't grab that pussy
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Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
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Are you a rocket pilot? I ask as your pantaloons hale not from this prefecture.
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>>724035358
All of this in spoken word "Hey girl *trips into you* OwO what's this *touching sand bag like breast* baka it's not like I wanted to fondle you or anything"
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... ... ... um... ... ...
>walk away shaking head in disappointment
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Walk up to her and get her attention and lick the tip of your finger and touch her shirt
>let's get you outta these wet clothes
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>>724035358
>H..Hi, Fe...femanon
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>>724035358
Dont fucking worry, no-one will.
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We hev of the sex now, yes?
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>>724035358
Want to see my katana and fedora collection? My mom won't be home until 10.
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eyy bby wnt sum fuk?
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my favorite one has always been," hey did you get those clothes on sale? cause i'm about to get them 100% off"

hasn't worked yet.
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>>724035358
BE MY QT GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>724038173
kek
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>>724035358
>>724035358

H-h-heyyyy! Umm... i-is my pussy crying, or are you... just really really sexy???
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>Be me
>Go to Cutie
>Me: "Wana fuck?"
>Cutie: " k "
>Happy married since
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>>724035358
>implying any of you stinky neckbeards have spoken to a girl.
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Hey how are you doing, I just saw you and thought you were cute and wanted to say hi, my name's Anon, what's yours?
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>>724036154
underrated
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>>724035358
"Hey I like how you look, now it's your turn to say something"
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>hey I just thought you are really attractive
>leave me alone
>forever alone since I'm ugly
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>you'll luv the taste of my cum, trust me, i know
>at least im not a nigger...
>you have the same tits as my little sister
>ever wanted to find out how low you can sink?
>wanna try a threesome with my virtual gf?
>you smelll like the inside of mom's purse..
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Just be yourself guys
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>>724035358
No dick? No thank you!
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I got trips once.
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