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>book a hotel room >walk in >see this >wat do?

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>book a hotel room
>walk in
>see this
>wat do?
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See THIS what do?
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Get on the phone with the front desk immediately.
I ordered them bound and gagged, what else do I tip them for
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>>724034906
Good answer
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>>724034539
PILLOW FIGHT!!!
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>>724034539
wonder why my hotel room looks like a lil girls room
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Rape them of course.
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SEE this WHAT do?
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>>724034865
>>724034985
damn why is she the next disney whore
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>>724034539
Give them extra chocolate, tell them they should keep door locked when parents aren't there. leave extra towel, leave.
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>>724034539
>>724034865
Convert to Islam
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>>724034539
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nice try fbi i'm not falling for your shit
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Solicit them for sex, then fuck them until I need a wheel chair to get around.

If they say no, rape them and then cross the border into Mexico. Bringing them with me of course, for further rapage.
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>>724035137
>>724035166
two types of people
>>724035166
checked.
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>>724035049
I would stick my finger between the arch of her foot and her shoe.
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>>724035166
bit extreme, anon.
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>>724035049
try to reattach.
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>>724035092
Why, or

>>what took so long?
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>>724035296
What else am I supposed to do if they say no? NOT fuck them?
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>>724034539
call room service for two bowls of eggs
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Hello ladies could I interest you in some wine coolers.
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>>724034985

Now THAT is Snak-fu
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>>724034539
Claim the reward money for finding madeline mccann and offer them the other girl half price to make up for all them years
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>>724034539
make the sweeeet love
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>>724035049
Put my saw and box away then leave the room and reconsider my career as a magician
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>>724034539
well..
"unzip pants"
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>>724034539
>unzips dick
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>>724034906

>>mmff
>>mmmmfff!
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>>724035921
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>>724034539

Install Gentoo
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>>724034539
open the bar, these stupid bitches will pay for it, they must have booked the room.
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