>book a hotel room
>walk in
>see this
>wat do?
Get on the phone with the front desk immediately.
I ordered them bound and gagged, what else do I tip them for
>>724034906
Good answer
>>724034539
PILLOW FIGHT!!!
>>724034539
wonder why my hotel room looks like a lil girls room
Rape them of course.
SEE this WHAT do?
>>724034865
>>724034985
damn why is she the next disney whore
>>724034539
Give them extra chocolate, tell them they should keep door locked when parents aren't there. leave extra towel, leave.
>>724034539
>>724034865
Convert to Islam
>>724034539
nice try fbi i'm not falling for your shit
Solicit them for sex, then fuck them until I need a wheel chair to get around.
If they say no, rape them and then cross the border into Mexico. Bringing them with me of course, for further rapage.
>>724035137
>>724035166
two types of people
>>724035166
checked.
>>724035049
I would stick my finger between the arch of her foot and her shoe.
>>724035166
bit extreme, anon.
>>724035049
try to reattach.
>>724035092
Why, or
>>what took so long?
>>724035296
What else am I supposed to do if they say no? NOT fuck them?
>>724034539
call room service for two bowls of eggs
Hello ladies could I interest you in some wine coolers.
>>724034985
Now THAT is Snak-fu
>>724034539
Claim the reward money for finding madeline mccann and offer them the other girl half price to make up for all them years
>>724034539
make the sweeeet love
>>724035049
Put my saw and box away then leave the room and reconsider my career as a magician
>>724034539
well..
"unzip pants"
>>724034539
>unzips dick
>>724034906
>>mmff
>>mmmmfff!
>>724035921
>>724034539
Install Gentoo
>>724034539
open the bar, these stupid bitches will pay for it, they must have booked the room.