>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Also dubs checkem
>Can completely obliterate multiple wooden crates with one spin
>We liberals are totally against body shaming and hating others
>LOL! What if Trump had a micro-penis and tiny hands! Haha what a loser! *proceeds to spend the next 4 hours photoshopping a picture to give him tiny hands*
Have my devious flim-flams caused you to relinquish your emotional well-being?
>A guy who rests his feet on the table ran your country for 8 years
>Not being a liberal and having a small dick
My dicks fuckin' huge bro. Almost as big as Donald 'Magnum Dong' Trump.
we are making fun of Trump's vanity, not his shrivelled 70 year impotent dick or smaller than average hands
We find it amusing that a 70 year old man, when mocked for the size of his hands, told the nation that "MY COCK IS MASSIVE DON'T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS THEY ARE ALL HATERS TELL THEM MELANIA MY COCK IS THE BIGGEST IT CAN DO THINGS NO OTHER COCK CAN LOOK AT HOW FUCKING GREAT AND VEINY IT IS NO I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCK OFF IT'S UNDER AUDIT" or words to that effect, I'm paraphrasing.
The point is, don't be a thin skinned pussy of you are going to take on the job as the most scrutinized man on earth.
keep polarizing political parties, you nigger.
Not all liberals are SJWs you colossal moron. By that logic, I guess all conservatives are inbred hicks? Most liberals will shit on SJWs relentlessly but heaven forbid you leave the comfort of your conservatard echo chamber and discover that the world isn't black and white. "Hurr durr all liberals are a hive mind" kys retard.
Can we get more banana posts? I've barely seen any YLYL threads.
Haha! We sure showed him!
We did it reddit!
Why is a liberals favorite words 'hurr durr'? It's been in like every anti-trump comment. Is formulating a sentence without spazzing out hard to do now?
1: HURR DURR
1: HURR DURR
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I like how calling someone a liberal is an insult now.
I want this to be real.
Well shit, the liberal pointed out that my overgeneralized simplistic thinking is retarded, and because he's right, i don't have a counterpoint. How do i win this one? Say i was only pretending to be retarded? Nope, that won't work in this case. Ad hominem? Too obvious. I got it! Tell him he's triggered! Every time he says something, just say he's triggered. I can't possibly lose!
>I like how calling someone a liberal is an insult now.
Ain'it great? I haven't had this much fun since Regan won the white house while I was in the army.
It sucks being old, but the stories do make up for it somewhat...
"Select All the images which have grass."
No, wait, I got confused...
anyone have the guy who dresses up like snoopy collage? cat in the hat face reminded me of it
No. Seriously? because that's a priceless bit of idiocy, right there.
I'm the crusty old fucking army airborne dude who regularly says "kill all the muzzies, kill all the commies, kill all the fags/dykes (do you even know what a dyke is, young'un?), and then fuck with whoever is left."
Not just because they deserve it, but because fucking with people is fun. And this is a damn fine place to do it...
000 = Trips of Truth <-------
111 = TowerTrips
333 = Angel Trips
444 = SailBoat Trips
555 = timer IC Trips
666 = Satan’s Trips
777 = Jackpot Trips
888 = Fat Trips
999 = Hitler’s Trips
Can someone just post pickles and bananas cause the threads been derailed by faggots arguing over dumb shit and I want them to be injured badly
That's being gay for an animal that's not real witch is worse than being gay for a real male animal
America's involvement in WWII was a total disaster.
WWII started when Germany invaded Poland. After millions dead on both sides at the end of the war Poland was turned over to the Soviets. We never even accomplished the initial goal! Hitler wanted to deport the Jews. Awful yes, but if we would have accepted them we would have gotten a million educated immigrants. Better than the millions of uneducated immigrants we get today. After Hitler's death, the Germans would have gotten back to sanity. With the death of millions of Europeans, the Middle eastern nations were able to rise to more power. This is also the reason millions of Muslims have been immigrating to Europe. With the invasion of Muslims, indigenous Europe will cease to exist in a generation. WWII may have very well be the seed that lead to the extinction of indigenous Europe. Remember the Holocaust didn't start until well after the war started and might never had happened if there had not been a war. So don't use the Holocaust as a reason for the war.
The Japanese front is even a more obvious failure. We never should have stuck our nose into the Orient's business. We kicked the Japanese out of China, thus letting the Communist take over. This lead to Mao's murder of about 100 million Chinese. This is no improvement over the Japanese controlling China. The new Japanese Empire would have collapsed eventually, like all empires do. We didn't need to kill millions to speed it up. Millions dead for no improvement at all and probably made things worse.
Y'all just lost
Haven't seen this in a while. Great thread.
Collect your 15 rubles, pidorashka.
Feeding on American preserves, using American weapons and getting their aid doesn't count, according to you?
Tell me please how malnourished midget army could win a war, because I think you have an interesting theory on that.
Everyone get in here!!
>Selling weapons to all sides. making good money
>Turning away Jews.
>Stop giving oil to Japan for reasons.
>Japan kicks us in the shins
>Decide to fight Hitler.
After that most war could be summed up by send in the Brits and Commonwealth first, have them do all the dirty work then take the lead in time for the liberation parades. But seriously, at least Operation Market Garden was a huge success for you guys, right?
>Be mad because your country is poor, your lifestyle is sad, you'll not have a country like the USA in the next 200 years at least
>Get butthurt because muh victory and it's literally the only thing Russians try to be proud about
Times are changing for the better and with all the technology we have now we can easy disprove those rose-tinted glasses faggots who will come around in a couple of decades again.
Probably somebody was sucking Mozart's cock so hard that the other people in the thread started saying, "What are you, Mozart?" Like that macro of a poorly written description of how great Rottweilers are followed by a comment saying "Did a fucking Rottweiler write this?" then ends with a Rottweiler at a computer.