ylyl actually funny edition
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>724029375
anyone lurking?
>>724029622
>>724029599
>>724029466
>>724029422
>>724029422
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>724029315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpHfnWXyR0
>>724029622
lold
>>724029315
>>724029315
Also dubs checkem
>Can completely obliterate multiple wooden crates with one spin
>>724030785
> more replies asking to be in the screencap than actual content
>>724030978
Wtf
>>724029622
underrated
>>724031073
are you 12 or just retarded?
>>724031466
Is thr plural of anus anuses or ani?
>>724029784
Kek'd
>>724029436
>We liberals are totally against body shaming and hating others
>LOL! What if Trump had a micro-penis and tiny hands! Haha what a loser! *proceeds to spend the next 4 hours photoshopping a picture to give him tiny hands*
>>724031936
The triggered autism on this board is actually worse than Tumblr any more.
Kill yourself faggot
>>724031466
lmfao
>>724030978
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>724029315
>>724031936
did the image macro trigger your small pee pee?
>>724029870
this is fucking gold.
>>724031466
God fuck lmfao
>>724031625
Have my devious flim-flams caused you to relinquish your emotional well-being?
>>724031156
>feet on couch during a formal meeting
Women are children
>>724032301
>>724032387
>A guy who rests his feet on the table ran your country for 8 years
>>724032208
>Not being a liberal and having a small dick
My dicks fuckin' huge bro. Almost as big as Donald 'Magnum Dong' Trump.
>>724031936
we are making fun of Trump's vanity, not his shrivelled 70 year impotent dick or smaller than average hands
We find it amusing that a 70 year old man, when mocked for the size of his hands, told the nation that "MY COCK IS MASSIVE DON'T BELIEVE THE FAKE NEWS THEY ARE ALL HATERS TELL THEM MELANIA MY COCK IS THE BIGGEST IT CAN DO THINGS NO OTHER COCK CAN LOOK AT HOW FUCKING GREAT AND VEINY IT IS NO I'M NOT GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCK OFF IT'S UNDER AUDIT" or words to that effect, I'm paraphrasing.
The point is, don't be a thin skinned pussy of you are going to take on the job as the most scrutinized man on earth.
>>724032498
>This guy knows Donald Trump dick size
Oh that explains why u like him so much
https://youtu.be/8mRN9LEG3Wg
>>724031936
keep polarizing political parties, you nigger.
>>724031936
Not all liberals are SJWs you colossal moron. By that logic, I guess all conservatives are inbred hicks? Most liberals will shit on SJWs relentlessly but heaven forbid you leave the comfort of your conservatard echo chamber and discover that the world isn't black and white. "Hurr durr all liberals are a hive mind" kys retard.
>>724032498
>Donald 'Magnum Dong' Trump
>>724029422
>>724030433
Can we get more banana posts? I've barely seen any YLYL threads.
>>724033095
>Liberals getting triggered.
>>724032483
>Tfw feet on a table triggers your ptsd.
>>724032972
post more
>>724031156
Bitch, get yo janky-ass feet off the furniture afore I hafta whup yo ass wit a quickness.
>>724032851
Haha! We sure showed him!
We did it reddit!
>>724030785
whoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAM!
>>724032498
Further proof that most murican political discussions are in fact penis size competitions.
>>724033305
A liberal dared to make a point HURR DURR TRIGGERED LOL CHECKMATE
>>724033680
Why is a liberals favorite words 'hurr durr'? It's been in like every anti-trump comment. Is formulating a sentence without spazzing out hard to do now?
>>724029552
WTF thumbnail
>>724033680
T r i g g e r e d
>>724032483
>>724032498
Go back to pol you fucking cancerous fagots.
>>724029525
not ideal, but still fucking genius if you're in a pickle
>>724029870
this is the first greentext post that was more than 3 posts long that i read every single fucking word. this is amazing.
>>724033680
>>724034083
>>724034147
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
1: HURR DURR
2: Libtard
..............
>>724033423
I do not understand what you mean but you know, who cares. The important thing is that you are happy princess
>>724032972
MOAR
>>724029622
Lost
I like how calling someone a liberal is an insult now.
>>724029501
>hey i wasn't complaining
This is gold
>>724035084
I guess some people are cool with being called cucks, too.
>>724029742
Me also.
>>724035303
Ylyl, actually a get thread edition
>>724031156
Shes Rick James Bitch!
>>724029742
I want this to be real.
>>724033417
-20
Wew lad. That shit is actually hilarious.
>>724029436
>>724029375
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
There once was a vampire called Mabel,
With periods exceedingly stable,
Each night at full moon,
She’d sit down with a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.
>>724031156
>>724034147
Well shit, the liberal pointed out that my overgeneralized simplistic thinking is retarded, and because he's right, i don't have a counterpoint. How do i win this one? Say i was only pretending to be retarded? Nope, that won't work in this case. Ad hominem? Too obvious. I got it! Tell him he's triggered! Every time he says something, just say he's triggered. I can't possibly lose!
>>724031936
It's a YLYL thread. STFU you raging faggot small dick asshole.
>>724036288
>>724029501
10/10
Not lost in a while
>>724033322
>>724029552
>>724036288
Niggered
I mean Triggered.
>>724032483
Get back to /pol/ with all the /pol/acks in /pol/ you fucking /pol/ /pol/ack.
>>724029870
This was the longest and best green text I've ever read
>>724033100
That's fucking gold
>>724032187
Dis is go0d
>>724037173
lost wtf lol
>>724032387
Because it matters that much. Right, Cletus?
>>724035084
>I like how calling someone a liberal is an insult now.
Ain'it great? I haven't had this much fun since Regan won the white house while I was in the army.
It sucks being old, but the stories do make up for it somewhat...
"Select All the images which have grass."
No, wait, I got confused...
>>724029552
Demon magic!
>>724037582
anyone have the guy who dresses up like snoopy collage? cat in the hat face reminded me of it
>>724037708
liberal
>>724037766
Why is cooler there, he's non canon.
>>724029870
>have you ever seen hunger games?
Fucking lost
>>724038090
>>724038209
>>724037872
>liberal
No. Seriously? because that's a priceless bit of idiocy, right there.
I'm the crusty old fucking army airborne dude who regularly says "kill all the muzzies, kill all the commies, kill all the fags/dykes (do you even know what a dyke is, young'un?), and then fuck with whoever is left."
Not just because they deserve it, but because fucking with people is fun. And this is a damn fine place to do it...
>>724034622
wtf was it?
>>724037766
Is the left one supposed to be Cooler? They got the colors wrong.
>>724038391
>>724029642
lost
>>724038437
Maybe it's king cold
>>724038090
Clearly those things are worse than the deaths of 40 million people due to stalins incompetence and paranoia.
>>724038534
>>724038534
Kek I scratch'n'sniff my balls all the time. Best feeling ever.
>>724038590
Eat shit moralfag. Stalin was based af
>>724029742
This is only amusing with just the black guy's response. I gets real fucking cringey and unfunny real fucking fast after that.
>>724029715
I would really like to know what the context of this reply was
>>724038767
>>724038811
WTF??
>>724038769
Jamz GTFO
check me
>>724038767
No. He caused mass famines because he didn't thing agricultural science was communist enough. He was dumb as fuck.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism
>>724034797
Is this still a thing? :D
>>724033417
The one on the right looks like a drag queen, not trans.
>>724029406
>>724029406
>>724038925
>implying Stalin wasn't WW2 MVP
>>724039000
a faggots a faggot no matter how you slice it
>>724039000
witnessed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo8KbCUzIxA
>>724039000
ya I'm not an expert like you i guess
>>724039000
000 = Trips of Truth <-------
111 = TowerTrips
222 =
333 = Angel Trips
444 = SailBoat Trips
555 = timer IC Trips
666 = Satan’s Trips
777 = Jackpot Trips
888 = Fat Trips
999 = Hitler’s Trips
>>724039265
whats 222?
>>724039000
Nice digits, trans-man.
>>724038908
>>724039318
dont know hoping someone here does
>>724039318
InvisibleTrips
>>724039318
a little kissy for you, you, you.
>>724029552
what is this vanumagic
Can someone just post pickles and bananas cause the threads been derailed by faggots arguing over dumb shit and I want them to be injured badly
>>724033215
It's just an old test for tendon issues.
>>724036081
Fucking top kek
>>724039093
The Russian military was the MVP, in spite of Stalins many mistakes. His government policy was uniformly terrible.
>>724032187
BAMBI IS MALE
>>724039490
YOU LIE
>>724039490
and
>>724039418
>>724037873
Yeah, because Canon makes cameras, not coolers
>>724039490
No...
>>724039093
Implying Americans weren't the MVP, implying the US didn't end the war. Without the US the Nazis would've won. Faggot Russian slav mongoloid detected.
>>724039554
Hahahahahaha you so funyeh
>>724039418
.
>>724036081
Sensiblechuckle.gif
>>724039418
..
>>724039536
That's being gay for an animal that's not real witch is worse than being gay for a real male animal
>>724039626
>>724038590
>>724039776
Lost
>>724039627
hey that is upside down :|
>>724039627
>>724039687
good point!
>>724039842
sadly yes. days of beautiful work wasted
>>724039903
>>724039842
What can I say, I went fishing
>>724034696
wow
worth reading/10
>>724039591
>USA saves the day
>nips killed 2k faggots in Hawaii lets melt half their people
>we won ww2
Classic American.
Fighting the last few battles =/= Victor
>>724039993
rip almost 9999 get wanna die now
>>724029501
>heading to Quiznos to sling some witches
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>724029406
God damn blecks.
>>724039591
America's involvement in WWII was a total disaster.
WWII started when Germany invaded Poland. After millions dead on both sides at the end of the war Poland was turned over to the Soviets. We never even accomplished the initial goal! Hitler wanted to deport the Jews. Awful yes, but if we would have accepted them we would have gotten a million educated immigrants. Better than the millions of uneducated immigrants we get today. After Hitler's death, the Germans would have gotten back to sanity. With the death of millions of Europeans, the Middle eastern nations were able to rise to more power. This is also the reason millions of Muslims have been immigrating to Europe. With the invasion of Muslims, indigenous Europe will cease to exist in a generation. WWII may have very well be the seed that lead to the extinction of indigenous Europe. Remember the Holocaust didn't start until well after the war started and might never had happened if there had not been a war. So don't use the Holocaust as a reason for the war.
The Japanese front is even a more obvious failure. We never should have stuck our nose into the Orient's business. We kicked the Japanese out of China, thus letting the Communist take over. This lead to Mao's murder of about 100 million Chinese. This is no improvement over the Japanese controlling China. The new Japanese Empire would have collapsed eventually, like all empires do. We didn't need to kill millions to speed it up. Millions dead for no improvement at all and probably made things worse.
>>724036407
is his photoshopped from some gay pron? Otherwise, why is he holding a dick unattatched to the body?
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/11_2
>>724034696
>give him angry eyebrows
Y'all just lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLSBx1C8WtM
>>724040292
The Japanese bombed US because we wouldn't send them oil over their treatment of the Chinese.
Take your rainbow colored glasses off.
>>724039790
Haven't seen this in a while. Great thread.
>>724032498
>tfw when gf is raped by liberal niggers and you only have your dogs and chickens left
>>724040065
You ass.
>>724040105
Collect your 15 rubles, pidorashka.
Feeding on American preserves, using American weapons and getting their aid doesn't count, according to you?
Tell me please how malnourished midget army could win a war, because I think you have an interesting theory on that.
>>724040601
you're welcome anon
>>724040944
old
>>724037686
lost
>>724040944
Check'd and Kek'd good work anon
>>724040944
>>724041033
>33
>44
Fucking wizadry
>>724040944
I repeat.
Coming at the end to fight a few battles does not account for shit. If anyone won, it was the Brits
You were barely even in it keke
>>724029315
Everyone get in here!!
>>724040185
>>724041113
fucking second time I've missed out on quads get
>>724039591
>Be USA
>Selling weapons to all sides. making good money
>Turning away Jews.
>Stop giving oil to Japan for reasons.
>Japan kicks us in the shins
>Decide to fight Hitler.
After that most war could be summed up by send in the Brits and Commonwealth first, have them do all the dirty work then take the lead in time for the liberation parades. But seriously, at least Operation Market Garden was a huge success for you guys, right?
>>724033192
oh shit my sides
>>724032976
>>724032498
How does this fag pull off the five-star general look without having been in the military?
Bread dead. Next
>>724041443
>>724029501
>no tiny face pete
>>724029622
KEKIMUS MAXIMUS
>>724038530
Oh god i wish this was real
>>724035779
Fuck you couch, nigga. Donald can buy a new couch.
>>724040944
You forgot 'Start' square, on day PP was closed for janitorial service.
>>724033233
God fucking damnit anon
>>724039733
kek'd and check'd
>>724041405
>Be Slav
>Be mad because your country is poor, your lifestyle is sad, you'll not have a country like the USA in the next 200 years at least
>Get butthurt because muh victory and it's literally the only thing Russians try to be proud about
>>724029552
How the fuck did you do that?
>>724042416
>projecting this hard
At least we're not mongrels
>>724029406
Knew my college would appear on here eventually...go Argos....
>>724042416
>mfw russia would kick your obese ass twice over despite being outgunned
>>724030719
Whoever made this is a true hero
>>724038485
what a guy
>>724031462
Korean movie called The Isle.
>>724030719
Go fuck yourself.
>>724038348
beautifull
>>724038398
Somebody explain this to me.
>>724029375
This guy lives an hour from me lol
>>724030785
that was GLORIOUS
>>724043941
how was it?
>>724029715
Classic Mozart post
>>724032457
woah
>>724032972
Moar
>>724033322
noice
>>724029315
“actual funny“
>>724040065
fuck this, i am no puss
>>724038963
Just did it for 10 minutes
>>724029360
Jej
>>724037647
I seem to remember Mitch McConnell having a pissy fit when Obama was photographed in shirtsleeves in the Oval Office. So I don't know, does it matter?
>>724029552
>le biscuit
>>724035084
Times are changing for the better and with all the technology we have now we can easy disprove those rose-tinted glasses faggots who will come around in a couple of decades again.
>>724029715
>mozart is
>no way i
>i
Mozart detected
>>724037234
the sad thing is this guy's probably 30+
>>724029315
>we're fags!
Lost
>>724036288
Kekse faggot
>>724038090
Lost
>>724029715
full thread?
>>724038782
Probably somebody was sucking Mozart's cock so hard that the other people in the thread started saying, "What are you, Mozart?" Like that macro of a poorly written description of how great Rottweilers are followed by a comment saying "Did a fucking Rottweiler write this?" then ends with a Rottweiler at a computer.
>>724031832
tru
>>724038398
Holy shit I actually laughed.
>>724029340
why the fuck did i lose to this. :(