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"I should buy a PRS guitar"

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"I should buy a PRS guitar"
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True Story
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>>724015174
Sad guitars
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>>724015554
*Dad Guitars
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'bass is truly for the intellectual stringed instrument player'
[spoiler]and know 2 variations of 0000-4444-7777-5555[/spoiler]
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>>724015472
That's rock and roll right there
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>>724015672
Or you could just fire your bass player and hold down one finger on the keyboard
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>>724015174
dont buy the PRS guitar until you witness the bathtub bukkake https://youtu.be/ccjofBuITnA
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>>724015743
808 > bass player
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>>724015780
Those two roads do not lead to the same place
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>>724015174
Only buy the PRS if you have..

An American made Strat, and a Les paul.

Then and only then ...Buy your PRS!
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>>724015948
Nope. That bad apple will ruin your cred no matter how many goodnfiifwrdnuoh you have.
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>>724016214
The fuck you on about...nearly every guitar based song of the past 70 years has had something to do with these 2 guitars....

O well fuck cant teach a dog to lick its Nuts!
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>>724016411
Terrible reading comprehension
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>>724016502
Maybe this word 'goodnfiifwrdnuoh' might just have thrown me off track?!.
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>>724016814
Welcome to 4chan, try the punch.
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>>724016814
Noob
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>>724017046
Fuck you, just cause I have no idea what a stream of fucking letters is ...Ya Big Mamas minge..
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>>724017046
what does it mean then, give us all a clue.
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>>724015174
But PRS guitars are pretty based.
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>>724015948
love the dickheads who rag the only cunt here speaking sense.

for real though
gibbo and fender have a historical status you cant replace.

you can gitgud but your still missing it. even if its just fuckwit fanbois at shows talking about your rig like they played a set with you
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>>724017046
Come on then faggot what does it mean...
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>>724017376

>historical

>historically, mainstream music has been complete shit and neglecting everything great about music and musicianship

>buy a strat or LP

You literally know nothing about music
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>>724017046
Stop staring at your japs eye for a minute, and you might know what the fuck is going on.
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>>724017435
kek try again champ.
masters in contemporary.
try me.

you think your bands are so underground?
that they can tour and release an album shows theyre trying for mainstream period i dont care what you say about sub-generic pish. you're talking about a field that literally only measures a quantitative impact from your work, not the work itself.
i could write the greatest song in the world for my ears only. that makes me a piece of shit nobody, not a rock god.

btw "im so hipster" doesnt work on a fucking hipster you faggot
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>>724017376
Sadly mate somewhere along the lines up and coming guitarists forgot about learning the pages,gilmores etc and what they played and why.
Somehow its all by-passed, shame really...

Mind you, music has changed, fuck knows when 'ITS' gonna come back!!
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>>724017435
tell me about your significant bands that defy mainstream precepts? go, we await with baited breath
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>>724017682
>>724017740

Both of you are below my retorts. Enjoy playing wonderwall to ugly girls who aren't listening
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>>724017716
it never left man.
its just not as big anymore.

the kids are coming back around. look at what the ugly dick in BMTH is playing now. Peavey block to a JCM 800. (experience works wonders)
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>>724017881
bahahaha literally name one band that would impress me? i dare you.

what you learned to sweep? now you think you can play?
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As a classically trained instrumentalist, who place classical guitar in my local orchestra I can say this:

YOU ARE ALL UNDEREDUCATED LITTLE CUNTS WITH SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING MORE THAN BEING THAT ANNOYING FAGGOT AT THE PARTY STRUMMING HIS GUITAR POORLY.
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>>724017131
Linkin Park must sound so good to you
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>>724018277
Man you funny....
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>>724018277
this sir is correct.
but you missed jazz fuckhead.
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>>724018277
Ya Big Mamas Minge.
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>>724018339
prove him wrong?
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>>724018277
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>>724017682
Anyone calling themselves a hipster = just wow
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>>724018436
you dont know me.
you dont know my struggle
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>>724018406
What you mean by 'Typing' lots of words about how great I am...

Yeah that sounds like a fucking great idea Retardo...
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>>724017961
Dude, gross
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>>724018277
You must place really well with your little local orchestra. Say hi to Betsy for us.
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>>724018506
no
post something to some creative work you've been a part of

like ever

seriously one fucking note at this point would say more than words
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tell you what.
ill fucking personally sign and back whomever shows cause for any real and decent work.
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>>724018605
I'm the singer in a touring band called The Luxury that will melt your ears. Have fun swimming in jealousy.
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>>724018735
loading up some stuff on bandcamp.
havnt heard anything yet but im open.

need to know how hard to judge it, were you the proud fag before?
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>>724018735
strongest song in your opinion?
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>>724018846
Always proud. I'm an artist. I live to create things people cannot even fathom.
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>>724015174
Guitar players are so annoying. No wonder you hardly hear them anymore. You guys can be a legend in your bedroom. Just another fat guy playing cheesy solo's that no one will ever hear.
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>>724018605
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!. Thats about all you are getting...

Fuck you think this is X factor...It's b/.. full of wankers, retards, fuckwits, useless fucking tools, garbage of society no matter what professions they hold....

Mate if I could be arsed to feel the need to prove anything to any of the fuckwits who lurk these sewers.....I wouldn't come here in the first place!
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>>724018735
good job
listening to bones a beaten heart.
hits right in the genre pocket.

classic example of a bad sounding singer doing a good job (dylan, reed) (not an insult)
i like the raw edge.

you're not exactly carrying the tune though..

Not gunna be a cunt about hard work though.
reminds me of a group we did years ago called blackwater fever
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>>724019014
thats ok too.
your opinion is also valid and i accept it
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>>724019012
True story. Spent forever mastering the guitar only to start producing and realize just knowing the basics is more than enough. Play three chords, loop, done.

Source: Fat guy that rips bad ass solos in his bedroom
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>>724019199
Thank you, Have Dubs for you generosity!
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>>724019158
Your amateur opinion means so much to me.
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>>724018912
lol fathom for 10 bucks a pop you mean?

if people like it they buys it.
the less people buys it THE SHITTER YOU ARE. cept to your niche. Then you make money and youve sold out.

pick which way you want it cunt, do you want to make money enough to retire one your music or are you gunna tour dive bars til you go back to working maccas cuz you have no fucking quals or exp in anything but showboating half-written poorly produced tunes
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>>724019255
Spent years busting my fingers and my brain trying to get the guitar to a point..only to find I really want to be a Jazz pianist.

Having played music for years helps,but wish I had gone piano first.
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>>724019012
Nice apostrophe, retard.
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>>724019310
That's a generic band, dude. Enjoy your free drink tickets.
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>>724019255
KISS
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>>724019255
Have Dubs toooo......Titty dubs.
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>>724019373
Jealousy
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>>724019390
Haha thanks, you fat, talentless garbage pile.
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>>724019410
I'm used to jealousy
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>>724019310
its ok dude. you might get there.
keep practicing.

you fucking suck though. i wouldnt brag about singing that shit.
literally any kid whose can read sheet can do that without trying. why are you special?

your ego is impressive. you must be a huge band!! i cant wait to hear your music reach me through another means!! im sure it'll happen.

tl;dr u fekin suk mang. GET SOME LESSONS you cant hit a note or hold pitch to save yourself.
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>>724019390
Fuck you funny....do you think THIS is 1st grade,..No Cunt gives a fuck about grammar hear motherfucker...
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>>724019382
truth.
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>>724019597
Hey jealousy
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>>724019622
Or spelling
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>>724019597
Shut the fuck up ....Ya Big Mamas Minge.
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>>724019656
You just really hate that band, and you are acting like a memeber to make them look bad right? That's a bitch move.
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>>724019467
do you think people laugh with you a lot too?

bro ask someone who isnt your gf or mom about your tracks.

seriously ask some randoms for their opinions not your friends.
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>>724019699
99 Dubs... here!!
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Check our The Luxury on Bandcamp. Let us know if you want us to come rock your town.
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>>724019656
its kool im not bringing hate like i said. i wont tear down hard work. its just my opinion.

but the constructive criticism is there, your choice to take it on board or pretend you're better than you are
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>>724019699
It was like 'Black comedy'....doesn't work when 'you' have to explain it!
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>>724019801
just no dude.

has one person here become a fan yet?
does that tell you something?
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Check out my new band No Hope / No Harm if you like good music
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>>724015743
Or, or, you could bother looking for a decent bassist
Which you won't because they're one in a million
It's a world of Paul Wentz with only a Les or Dave ellefson every half billion or so
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>>724019255
I started playing guitar at an early age because i wanted to get good at guitar for no other reason than getting good at playing guitar. I'm still playing guitar because i love it. Been in bands and all that, but to me it was never really about fame or fortune etc, etc... i like guitar like others like football or cars, it's a "manly" obsession :P
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How do we feel about G&L though?
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>>724015174
But liek... Dean
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>>724020015
sure ill just call up nolly and clay shall i?
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i dont even know what anyone would even pick up a guitar these days. no one cares anymore. i still play because i have been since the early 90's but if i was young i would stay far away. learn keyboards instead maybe.
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>>724020046
sounds like a case of incurable GAS welcome to the support group
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>>724020015
You are a casualty of technology, grandpa.
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>>724017961
Yeah actually
Pretty sure sweeping marks you as an at least skilled guitarist
But like in the example of Kiko Lourerio, if you don't have dynamics, you sound boring and generic as fuck
Then take Marty Friedman, who's solos are technical AND impressive, not just robotic skill
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>>724020117
not sure if bait?
ill just leave it
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>>724020046
Your sexism shows your age
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>>724020179
then listen to what marty says about sweeping..
much more to technical playing...
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>>724020067
Never heard of it
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>>724020201
sarah longfield would disapprove
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>>724020184
im just saying i liked playing out in the early 2000's but the crowds were already starting dry up then. even in the cities. not bait, just venting maybe.
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>>724020179
If your ear is hearing good things from Marty Friedman, you have no ear.
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>>724020291
i could be in denial, but youtube is putting forth some talent latly.

rick graham, aaron marshall, jason richardson etc..

widdly widdly shreaddage but i think guitar is making somewhat of a comeback.

shakey graves anyone? the slickest shit out of texas

i feel guitar is very much alive in its own pockets of music.
mainstream pop, rnb and hip hop. still there just hiding.. way back in the mix (sometimes if were lucky)
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>>724020330
the dude has cool melodic ideas and some cool concepts but not a clean enough technique to be a "teacher" especially at that level of playing
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>>724020492
you are probably right. youtube is great for guitar. i just started picking it up again after dropping it for 6 years. i hope it comes back... the music the industry is putting out now is trash.
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>>724019589
>I'm used to being told my band is shit
Maybe your band actually is shit?
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Here's the thing about guitar.
You can have loads of skill and stuff
But if you don't have dynamics, and that doesn't just mean songwriting, you can't do shit
It's already hard enough since less and less people care about music, only about the simple electronic beat itself and repetition
But you need to be original, have a style when you play
It doesn't mean crazy bends and sweeps and stuff
It takes skill but you're a dime a dozen if you can do that
You have to have style, grace when you play
Be less of a Kirk Hammett and more of. Marty Friedman
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>>724015174
Sorry, I like my superstrats
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>>724020609
i don't know man
i'm one of those cunts that says 'all music has merit' 'its your view that shapes how you feel about what you hear and weather you connect.
the notes dont change theyre just played differently (no faggots, even for eastern music and alternate temperament tunings)
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>>724020634
do you even wah with the tone knob boy?
for real though 80% in the hands
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>>724020609
Marty Schwartz is my YouTube guitar teacher. He's great. Highly recommend.
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Easy answer. YES YES YES
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>>724020634
Less of all of that and more BB King
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>I should be a Periphery and Plini ripoff like every stupid kid out there
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>>724021189
yeah hes cool

check out pebber brown if you have time
video quality is shite, content is gold
presents concepts in a manageable and easy way. also rick graham for shred is the only way.
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>>724021264
damn right i got the blues
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>>724018277
True

Have fun advancing your craft alone and in poverty, and I'll likewise enjoy bashing my three chords into an amp with other churls for the twin benefits of money and women.
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>>724021303
sure or you could ditch diatonic melodies and pentatonic patterns and learn to play outside but.. anything but my music is shit right?
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>>724021303
What even is any of that
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>>724021520
Lmfao. You think playing just pentatonic is the only alternative? Butthurt fan detected.
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>>724021518
hey dude

salaried position.
:) look it up sometime.
90k a year in a decent slot..

im sure the pub paid you that for three chords right?
PS bonus points up for grab
can you name the dominant gender in orchestral music?

sorry you lose on both points
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>>724019373
You guys ever skip the beer and just drink a nice glass of ice water? I find it has the same, if not better effects.
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>>724021670
re-read required.
you understand what not playing diatonic melodies and phrasing and outside playing means right?
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>>724021799
thats the only paycheck when you start.
water is free? you've gotta get something for doing the shit gigs
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>>724021834
Your point is stupid anyway. Those bands rarely play outside of diatonic melodies. Do you even know what you're listening to?
>anything but my music is shit right?
Like I said, butthurt fan.
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>>724021976
THE LUXURY DOES NOT ACCEPT SHIT GIGS
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>>724021670
you think plini is using much more than pentatonic shapes? he isnt, you give him too much credit.
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>>724019373
>muh sellout meme
>actually believing this unironically
Jealous poorfag collegekin snowflake detected.

That reminds me of the time someone called Ted Nugent a sellout.
His response:
>I do, in fact, sell out everywhere I play.
>Thank you for noticing.
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>>724021670
OMG do you guys even Yngwie?
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>>724022016
mate you cant even comprehend what im saying can you?

RE-READ
THATS IS MY POINT. listen to something with a bit more to it man.
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>>724022057
then why are you still getting paid in beer?
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>>724022134
not sure if agreeing or trying to argue..
this is my point.

you can be successful or poor in music.
no middle ground in the long run
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>>724018912
>>724018735
You sound pretentious and your band is probably shit. I can't even find it anywhere.
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>>724017131
That is a fine guitar
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>>724022440
Because i'm the shit have you not heard my vox?
MY FUCKING BAND IS THE LUXURY play my shit and cry yourself to sleep from the immeasurable talent.

also gibs ur gf numbers
bitches need rockstar cock
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>>724020117
Because guitars are awesome, pretty easy to get the hang of, around and cheap. You can then start doing what you should be doing anyway with any skill on any musical instrument-composing and writing.
It doesn't have to be in musical notation (though that helps, and learning to read it will serve you very well), complicated, long, or profound. It just has to be.
Your first things will be derivative shit, because that's what everybody's first things were, even Mozart's (look it up). Keep going and doing, and you will learn one way or another what makes for a good song, what moves people, how music is structured and all of that. Learning it in a classroom will speed up that process, but there is no replacement for real-world experience, and never has been.
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>>724022245
Peasant
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>>724022440
Sure son
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>>724023388
what you dont like paid gigs?
how the fuck do you tour? does dad pay for it?
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>>724023448
THE LUXURY IS THE BEST BAND OF ALL TIME.
Y U NO BUY MAH CD?
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>>724021682
Dominant gender: homosexual

What do I win?
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>>724024211
lol correct
other accepted answers:
female

i'll take 90k a year to rail a dude in the ass. wbu?
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>>724024211
i forgot your prize.
you get to be called a faggot.
by me of all people

how does that honor sound anon? i bestow it upon thee with all the pride and love my nation can give
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>>724024340
Nah

Have fun being a faggot and toiling in obscurity knowing your work will be never performed in front of people who don't have to pay your salary. And I'll have fun making real people move.
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>>724022653
Stop playing immediately
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>>724025932
Stop being a jealous poorfag immediately.
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>>724026031
Your mom make good sandwiches? You play oldies fuh huh? You nice boy.
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>>724021518
Spoken like a true poor fag. I actually make enough money to support myself, I only work 5 - 6 days month and get shit loads per session.

Oh and enjoy banging out shitty fat muff, whilst I enjoy being with upperclass women who have money and looks. Fucking peasant lol.
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>>724027078
Upperclass women that sleep with musicians? Okay.
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>>724026742
>having money to buy nice things=living in Mom's basement

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, kid>>724026742
.
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>>724027804
Yet, you want to be a professional guitarist.
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ITT: Nobodies argue with other nobodies about how they're somebodies and overrated gear
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>>724028095
ITP: Fag who gave up at the F chord
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>>724027985
And yet I can afford nice things and you can't.
I must be doing something right.
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>>724029395
I can say one thing. This is my first time on 4chan, so you lose.
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>>724030504
>I'm only pretending to be retarded.
Net effect motherfucker.
You're still here and acting like a retard
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