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I have 335 golf balls and counting. What should i do with them?

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I have 335 golf balls and counting. What should i do with them?
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>>724005708
Choke on them
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>>724005708
In the ass 1 by 1
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but why do you have so many?
where the fuck did you get so many?
how many can I fit in my ass?
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>>724005708
Go to your nearest golf club early in the morning and place 10-15 at random places on every green
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>>724005792
This
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>>724005708
Go to Golfclubs and return them for money.
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>>724005708
sell them to golfers outside the golf place
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Make a fully automatic golf ball shooter
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>>724005792
I have to agree.
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home-made anal beads
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Get a job in civil service, marry a young jewish woman and retire at age 67
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Go up a hill and hit them off at things like trains, cars, etc.
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>>724005882
Kek
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>>724005708
whats the point of threads like these?

they always end with someone pointing to stick something up OP's ass.

Do you want to get you ass filled with something and need /b/'s approval? is this it, faggot?!
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>>724006163
Put this post in your asshole too
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>>724005708
Make a golf ball cannon and kill people with it. Become the elusive golf ball killer.
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>>724006238
>print post
>shove in pooper
>poop post out
>post about you shoving a printed post into pooper
>print that out
>shove into pooper
>repeat 1-4
>???
>profit
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Get to a vantage point, tall building or something, then proceed to shoot them at random places. Densely populated places if possible
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>>724006075
boy would that be a good story
>ask the internet what to do with his excess of balls
>lives a normal life
>tf m8
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>>724005792
Going to need this too
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/product-reviews/B005MR3IVO
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>>724005708
get 365 and eat 1 every day
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>>724005792
Sell them for 15$ a pop and invest in diving equipment and a net.
Start gettimg more golf balls from golf lakes.
This is millionaire territory.
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>>724005708
Alright OP, I used to do this shit as a kid.
Roll em in the street. A busy one.
The ball shoots out from under the tire like a baseball at a batting range. Fast. Probably close to the speed of the car. And they'll bounce far and high.
Take cover and film that shit.
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>>724005708
Samefag. Those golf balls could very well cause some property damage.
Don't fucking be seen. Dump, run, film, laugh your ass off.
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>>724005708
dump them in the neighbors yard when his grass is high and wait for him to mow the lawn, then sue when they come back and hit your own property
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>>724005708
Play golf.
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>>724010345
>>724010812
this and also ressurect hitler with 200 golfballs.
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>get two friends
>three man slingshot
>shoot

Or play golf
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http://www.scout.com/story/1519301-hunter-s-thompson-s-shotgun-golf

>this
>inb4 cuck doesnt own a shotgun but has access to a box and bucket of anal beads
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>Fill backpack with as many as possible
>go to closest mall
>find crowded escalator
>dump some down
>record
>b line to the exit
>repeat
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But like, why?
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You could probably get $50 easy of craigslist, plus the chance of some assplay.
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>>724005708
Release them down an Upward moving escalator
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>>724005708
I tried to get rubber bands out of a golf ball using a pair of scissors and severed a nerve in my thumb. Do that.
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>>724013436
rubber bands in a golf ball...
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you could just put them all in one bucket, post it and caption it " i have a bucket of balls" . You'll be an Icon on /b/.
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>>724013579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfT-wF9Wctc
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>>724013579
Pretty much, yeah it's actually a length of elastic wrapped around itself. /sawed one open as part of a science class years ago
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>>724013579
That's what some golf balls have in them
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>>724013715
Did you cut yourself with the scissors or was it the uncoiling elastic?
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>>724013785
I slipped and stabbed my left thumb with the scissors. Had to have surgery to reconnect my nerve. Was 14 and dumb.
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Find a bridge over a busy freeway, dump all 335 onto the road below. Be sure to video the result.
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