Whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done IRL

>done IRL
Shit in a woman's restroom sink

>see online
A guy shitting on a baby while it's crying

>>723996886 now thats some shit i gotta see lmao

>>723996765

hmm irl it's a toss up between the time sucked my brother's dick when he was 5 years old, and threw a basketball at a kid in my cub scouts troop's face for no reason, and broke his glasses.

Most fucked up thing IRL? Blackmailed a (female) relative into anal sex.

>>723996765
Woke up one night to my dog giving my dick an agressive tongue bath. Fucking best orgasm ever

>>723997184
Anal? Pffft what a waste. Always go for pink

>>723997184
greentext sir

>>723997184
anal is so unsatisfying, should've just fucked her normally

>>723997326
less risky to take the dirt road home.

>>723997422
More like bitches out. Shoulda pounded that pussy

> done irl
Kicked a girl schoolmate right in the vag when i was like 5, she got sent to a hospital and shit
> seen online
Was lurking omegle and came across some guy with a simulated camera with a video of real cp. It was a pov of a guy making some little girl (about 7yo I'd say) with a school uniform suck his dick. He then came in her mouth. At first i didnt get the video bc shitty quality. Then i tried reporting the guy.

>>723997184
Story?

>>723997184
Story time!

>>723997184
Greentext that shit, anon

>>723997326
We were young teens, I knew better than to risk getting her preggo. She was okay with anal so I took it.

>>723997326
>>723997420
What's wrong with anal? I've never had sex before (I'm a different anon btw) so what's the difference

>>723997585
Fucking greentext it

>>723997632
If you want to use the inferior hole, go for it

>>723997585
So you have no control fidence in your pull out game then

The worse videos I've ever seen were the ones I saw last night. The first, was a child getting decapitated with a very dull knife. The second, was of a Mexican cartel member in a dark room getting his face flawed off and tortured. The fucked up part was, he stayed lucid during the torture and was reaching up to feel his face with his "hands", except his hands were already cut off.

He was literally feeling his face with the wet part of his dismembered stubs. Fucking christ

>>723997800
*flayed

>done
I don't remember why, but I remember grabbing my elementary school best friend's spongebob hat off of his head and throwing it in a puddle and then stomping on it. I think about it from time to time and am like what the fuck why did I do that? I also remember letting him fuck my ass one time

>>723997800
Fuck I've seen that video, shit gives me the chills

>>723997800
nice i want to see that

>>723996765
Shot a bird with a bb gun... i know not hardcore i just lead a boring life.
As far as seeing fucked up shit om the internet, thanks to 4chan i dont know were to start.

>>723997800
Where the fuck do you find this shit?
This is the type of stuff that I do not want to see or even think about

>>723997374
>>723997533
>>723997561
>>723997575
Not a very deep story to it, but alright
>Be me, ~16, nerd
>Early 2000s, just got sweet DSL
>MSN Messenger is the shit
>Figure out I can make fake accounts and pretend to be anyone
>Catfishing before it was cool
>Cousin lives hours away
>Add cousins email "Oh I must have made a typo lol"
>Have a sexual messaging relationship with her for months, learn all kinds of secrets
>She goes on webcam for me
>Just in towel after a shower
>Drops the towel, we chat more
>Starts masturbating on cam
>I'm screen-shotting everything
>Getting shows from her 2-3 times a week
>Goes on until summer time, family vacation season
>Get to cousins town to see grandparents/family

>>723997793
I was a 16yo nerd with no experience, I had no confidence in any of it

>>723997909
Gentlemen. Here is the video: https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/man-is-flayed-tortured-and-has-his-throat-slit.3911/

Follow the link, God bless.

>>723998006
Yeah, I saw it too, here last night in a rekt thread.
Made me sick to my stomach. :-(
Somebody said it was some MS13 crap in Brazil.

>>723997999
went to a school mates house one day and he did this, I just asked him WTF is wrong with you. Why? theres ZERO reason to kill it.

>>723998190
>https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/man-is-flayed-tortured-and-has-his-throat-slit.3911
Lovely culture down there

>>723998209
Oh yeah I never go on rekt threads anymore. I've tried it twice and I just can't handle that stuff

>>723998267
fuck birds. unless it's an endangered and federally protected species. fuck it.

>>723998078
MOAR

GET TO ANAL DID SHE CRY?

>be me
>probably like 16
>into bbws
>two come to my church's youth group
>society says 2/10
>i say 10/10
>start chatting them up
>they're into me
>fuckyeah.jpg
>see them over the course of a few weeks
>one night they tell me they're down for a threesome
>holyfuck.avi
>tell them i know how to break into one of the rooms
>we go
>a is going down on me
>feelsgoodman.gif
>b just hovers over me awkwardly trying to make out
>ask b if she wants to switch with a
>declines
>bust a nut in a's mouth
>can hear footsteps down hall
>oh fuck oh fuck
>scramble to get pants on and bolt out of the room
>spend rest of church with my mom far away from a and b

and I still regret it

>>723996765
>being this new

File: FB_IMG_1476456450753.jpg (18KB, 377x473px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 377x473px

ITT: fgts talking about rekt threads

>>723998078
>We're staying for a week, end of July
>Spend nights upstairs at the grandparents house, cousins sleep over because fuck it
>3 rooms upstairs. Two bedrooms and a little chill spot
>Younger family all sleeping by now
>Me and the one cousin chilling watching cable TV
>Starting to get quiet
>Realize this is my chance, maybe forever
>Tell her straight up that I'm the guy she's been talking to
>Tell her I saved pictures of all of it
>She starts to freak out but realizes she can't be loud
>The next part is blurry, I just remember convincing her to do "the things [she] said [she]'d do"
>Otherwise people will see her
>Put her claims of good BJs to the test
>Amazing back then, but looking back it was mediocre at best
>We have no condoms, obviously
>"We can do anal I guess. I did it once before"
>She was a little wet from sucking me off, she was into it
>She uses some of her juice as lube and bends over on the couch
>"Just hurry up and do it"
>Fuck her right in the anus
>Feels good, not loose or anything
>She was a slut in her hometown
>Doubt I lasted too long
>She liked it enough to moan a couple times
>Came in her ass, hardest I had ever came before
>"Are you happy now?"
>She's disgusted
>I'm exhausted
>She goes to the washroom then right to bed
>Never spoke of it again, or to anyone

>>723996765
Real life: Probably making young girls show me their tits on Omegle when I was 16-17. Sometimes I didn't even really want to see them, it was just to see if I could convince them to. A ho is a ho I guess.

Online: The one that sticks out in my mind was a video of a drug cartel making these women expose their breasts on camera, say some stuff (it was in Spanish so I don't know what), then chop their heads off with an axe.

>>723998862
We're all getting close to 30 now. She's married, about to have a kid. We've hung out many times since, we just don't talk about it

File: 1349111001579.jpg (6KB, 274x184px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 274x184px

>>723998862
nice job anon

This.

https://youtu.be/8PbZt-o4iyk

>>723998078
>>723998862
>>723999043
Cool. Thanks for sharing, anon.

>>723997800
haha pussy ive seen that video its not even that bad

>>723996765
>irl
Laughed at a guy with one leg blown off.
>online
Barely thawed cheese pizza.

>>723998190
i love you

>>723999137
> Thinking you're a badass even though you haven't seen torture like that IRL
> Getaloadofthisguy.jpg

>>723999038
>real life
>omegle

>>723999452
kek

>>723999452
>>723999517
not everyone leaves the basement more than a few times in their life

>>723999391
And you have? Green text it, champ.

>be me
>split your moms as in 2
>bloody everywhere
>your dad comes home
>drips to his knees crying
>doesn't even put up a fight
>I kick him in the throat
>eye kick x3
>"nothing personal"
>teleports into local restaurant
>takes off fedora at table (not disrespectful, I'm a nice guy)
>sushi

999999? That's some fucked up shit tbh.

>>723999452
Well real life, as in it was something I actually did and not something I just saw online. Not changing my answer, Fuck off

>>723999651
I'll admit I didn't have a life back then. I'm slightly better now, I at least have a gf

File: cirnospookyv2.jpg (10KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 125x125px

>>723996765

One time, eye saw Kek get 111111112 on /pol/.

What an off-by-1 LOSER!

>>723999999
checkem

>>723999999
Cheked

>>723999999
CZECHED MY LORD

>>723999999
faggot

File: 1349107823080.jpg (52KB, 500x368px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 500x368px

>>723999999
holy fuck nice get

File: IMG_0188.png (46KB, 324x354px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 324x354px

>>723999999
My god.....

IRL:Forced a woman to have sex with her 7/8yo daughter

Online:Saw a boy fuck his little sister in the ass

>>723999999
faggot

>>723999999
What a faggot

>>723999999
CHECKED

File: IMG_0826.jpg (95KB, 656x800px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 656x800px

>>723999999

File: 1488345519569.jpg (126KB, 965x952px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 965x952px

>>723999999
hory shit

>>723999733
Called it
>>723999999
Fag

>>723999999
you lucky fuck

File: 1487612435256.jpg (16KB, 489x384px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 489x384px

>>723999999

>>723999999
Spooky

>>723999999
Faggot

File: 1455828481609s.jpg (5KB, 250x185px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 250x185px

>>723998862
got a chubby happening

>>723999999

BAKA BAKA

File: OJ.jpg (5KB, 258x195px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 258x195px

>>724000126
cool stories bro

File: 1457414084223.gif (56KB, 1740x1880px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 1740x1880px

>>723999999
sexy sextuplets nice one

>>723999999
HOLY CHECK

>>723999999
Holy Mother of god I just came seeing this number.

>>723999999
Faggot

>>723999999
>What an off-by-1 LOSER!

win/fail KEK

Goatse.

No ifs, and, or (pardon the expression) buts.

>>723999999
Six nines, get it?

>>723999999
I want to have sex with Cirno-chan.

>>723996886
>irl
Shot a fag 4 times

>online
I remember that gif of the shit on a baby. It was real? Saw that in the 90s

File: HT-borat2-ml-161103_4x3_992.jpg (129KB, 992x744px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 992x744px

>>724000680

File: 1479176940878.gif (619KB, 777x777px) Image search: [Google]

619KB, 777x777px

>>723999999

File: 1453782213344.png (289KB, 970x1505px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 970x1505px

>>723999999
What did Kek mean by this?

>>723999999
what a baka

Recently watched that 12 year old girl hang herself

That was pretty messed up

>>723999999
T̶̷̴̯̹̗̩ͩͣͣ̐̈́̂͘͡h̨͕̮̘͍̱̭̖͈ͯ͛͆͒ͦ̅ͫ̂͊ͫ̇̀͟͠͞ẹ̷͉̻̖͍̩͓̳̽̈́̽̾ͧ͒ͬ̔͊̔̽̿̀ͅ ̢͍̗̥̺̣̞̻̹̖͎̞̄̑̏ͤ̆̑̌ͣ̄̃͆͊̒͋͆̒̐͋̒̕͝Ģ̨͖̹̦̰̬̥͔͑̍ͬ͒̃͊̆͐͋͊̈́̀͊̚o̴̶͔̭͙̱̘̝̳̯̺̮̖͚͖̰̺̭̤̺͓ͪ̏ͤͤͦ̊ͣ̎͛͊ͪ̔ͦ̒͆̐͗̀d̶̨̡̄ͬ̉̽ͭ̆͊͞͏͖͙̺͕̣̲̰̯͔̜̦͖͉̤̪͕̣š̴̨̢̛͙͉̖̣͇̖̙͓̼̋̓ͤ́ ̵ͤ̓͂̀̍̔̋͂ͯ̓̏͏̡͈͎̞̝̖͖̠̟̞̩͍̲̞̗̕͟ḥ̶̟̲̞̼̮̯͉͈̱͈͖̻̖̔̓͗́͗͒̊ͬͭ̚̚̚͘̕͠ą̵̬͓̬͔̟͕̠̯̜ͪ͑̊͋͛̐̈̀̕͞v̶̵̫̞͓̬̝̙͓͚̥͕͙̲̼̩̝̾͒̐ͤ̌ͦ̀̕ͅe̵̞̝͓̞̫̖̼͚͔̠̰̹̲̺͕̻̻͂͌̋̐̓̉͋̌͐̂̐͊ͯ́̕͡ ͍̖̮̮͔͈͖͍̂̂ͬͩ̎͂̐̓̆̾͊́͋̓́́̕s̡͔̖̟̖̣͈̟͔̙̺̖̿ͫ̆̿̿́̍ͪ̆̓͂̍̊̀p̴̧̙̮̩̫̹͔̞̤̣͙̥̰̓͋͗̑͆̽͐̌̔̊̃͂ͯ͆̐͆o̺͓͈̟̻̫͍̟ͦͫ͛͂̚͡͠ͅk̴̴̡̺̯̜̫̠̤͖̟̣̖̰̜̬͉̯̐ͮͦ́ͩͯ̇̚͜͠ͅe̡̲̯̜̲̫͑͑̏̇͘n̸̨̤̺̘̗̪̭͎̋̐ͣ͐̀͢͢ͅͅ.̧̨͖̥̘̹̲̻̇ͣ͊̏ͮͭͣ̑ͩ͌̾̉̓̄̇

>>723996765

I once farted in a cinema then tried to pass it off as a new advance in cinematic realism.

>>723996765
>be 19
>wasn't a player but got more than decent pussy
>finally find a girl that I'm legitimately in love with
>after a lot of hanging out (no sex) and her sending me signals I decide to end the games and tell here how I feel
>got rejected because she has a huge crush on someone else for years now
>am hurt but back off
>a week later I heard she was talking shit about me about being a stalker and a perv
>IMWATNIGGA.jpg
>got pissed, got drunk, got laid...
>turns out that the rage-sadness fuck was actually her sister
>one-in-a-million.tiff
>after that I had sex with almost every female who is/was close to here
>started as revenge, but later it was just for sport
>eventually hook up with her cousin and now I'm in a relationship
>last thing I hered about her was that she's still alone and pretty depressed

>>723998190
Dude. That's metal.

File: gahhh.jpg (11KB, 313x168px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 313x168px

>>723999999
CHEKT

>>724001281
fake and gay

>>723997530
faggot.

File: 1487195979702.jpg (145KB, 600x631px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 600x631px

>>723999999
truly the strongest

>>723998190
>Sweet Child Of Mine starts playing
Even Mexican niggers have good taste in music.

>>724001492
I wish it was. Still feel like a shit after all these years...

>>723999999
wit

>>723999999
get

File: vlcsnap-2017-02-08-23h56m34s010.png (161KB, 464x354px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 464x354px

I destroyed a church with my friends. We didnt burn it or anything but we wrecked the shit on the inside. Easily 10k in damages or more.

Beat up a homeless dude senseless
idk, mr hands and cp are breaddy bad

>>724001763
Nice teeth

irl
>try to butt rape my brother when we were 9
>go into my sisters room and lick her feet and jerk off while doing it for like a year
>grab cousins ass when i was like 12 and got nudes from her when i was like 16-17 (still have them but im on my computer) and she self harms so that doesnt help anything
>find parents sex toys and use them on my butt hole when theyre gone for hours

>>724001763
Literally kill yourself

You fucking whore

>>723998006
On the website you're current on.

>>724002002
>go into my sisters room and lick her feet and jerk off while doing it for like a year
Literally my dream.

i guessed my girlfriends imessage password and have been reading her texts for a few weeks. got one of her "guy friends" phone numbers and linked his number to 5 different cragislist ads advertising apartment sublets in NYC, LA, Chicago. He texted her the next day and said he was getting 50 calls a day and had to change his number. Did it again after he changed his number. Just did it one more time tonight

>>723999999
ha, what a baka

File: 1461562408944 (1).jpg (300KB, 1962x1255px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 1962x1255px

IRL
>molested friends little sister (14 or so) while she slept

On the internet
>CP

im a pedo but I would never actually fuck a kid. i would fuck anyone who has hit puberty tho.

Got blackout wasted then came out of blackout at my friends house and his little sister was grabing a drink and i didnt have pants on and she suckd me off and i shot a load down her throat she was 13 i was 20 glad i came out of blackout

>>724002122
the rush is the best theres nothing like it. she used to sleep with loose shorts on and i would slowly stick my finger threw an opening and gently rub her vagina. but shes older now so any noise i make she wakes up

>>724002203
>anyone
literally?

Mine was 100 percent real never forget that night foold around for four years till she got a car and twigboy bf he was deathly afraid of not sure why was never mean to him lol

>>724002322
gee I wonder why...

>irl
Threw one of those little plastic rakes at the beach, hit a baby's head, killed him. I was 11, got away with it, no one saw me.

>>724002328
yeah probably.
I'm bi and would love to blow a little guy
I wouldnt fuck a male kid tho. I dont like hurting people
I actually get off on others' orgasms

>>724002492
(The baby was so young, his head had not fully hardened yet)

>>724002528
>>724002492


>LOL

>>724002203
Atleast you are honest. Still dont get how you can like kids in a sexual way. Could you explain that somehow?

>>724002528
Bullshit, thats just your fantasy you sick fuck

done irl
jerked off multiple times in class in middle school/beginning of highschool

seen online
idk, a lot, people dying in fucking up ways, a girl eating shit out of a toilet

>>724002512
It may be fairly common that pleasuring others is a sexual release. Easily half of my jerk-off material features women climaxing. Or girls. Whatever.

724000000

>>723996765

probably fathered one or more of you faggots by not using a condom for the last 20+ years

>>724000000

someone comment on my church wrecking i need validation

>IRL
fucked my best friend's mom
>Online
uhh, CP? i guess.

>>723997870
kek

>Walking around a lake near my house
>Smoking, talking shit with best friend on the phone
>Filled up my zippo lighter with fluid and left it in my pocket
>Walking around and talking on the phone I notice a shitty attempt at a tent
>Looks empty, the hobo who built it seems to be gone somewhere
>I remembered I still have the lighter fluid with me
>Being the pyromaniac that I am I decide so set it on fire
>Pour fluid everywhere, light it up and start walking backwards admiring the view
>Screamsofagonyoutoffuckingnowhere.jpg
>Turns out there was a hobo under a fuckton of trash and sheets
>Hobo jumps into the lake, screaming
>It's almost winter, so the water must be freezing
>Laugh and walk back home
>Tell my best friend, he laughs himself to tears
tl;dr I laughed after I set a hobo on fire by accident.

File: vVjHJUJ.png (80KB, 262x312px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 262x312px

>>723997870

>>724002577
I wish it was.
It was not voluntary, the wind deviated the path of the rake, as i was young, i was too scared to tell anybody. I hate to hurt people.

>>724002725
dank

>>723998274
It's the ones with animals I can't handle

>>724002512
>dont like hurting ppl
same here, but i would still love to fuck one, I even already know who

File: The Infamous Shit Story of 2012.jpg (140KB, 1213x884px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1213x884px

>>723996765
>Done IRL
Refer to the picture for IRL moment.
>Seen online
Probably a woman in shock after a really bad accident, trying to put her face back on.

>>723996765
One of my neighbors was being a crusader jackass, trying to harass my family into moving away because they caught word we were investigated for some shady shit when I was in my early teens.
I took a picture of my hunting rifle. I then took a picture of it with a home made silencer. I then took a picture of his wife and two kids through the rifle scope. I wrote a note that said "Leave us alone. We are innocent." I put them all in an envelope and put it in his mailbox. The trouble stopped and that made my naughty parts tingle. I was in my early 20s before I went back to being a good guy.

>be drug dealer
>rob any and all dealers in my area
>live in holland

Pretty fucked up to rob people at gun point but meh they deal in my "hood"

>>724003021
I like you

>>724003195
id kill you if i had the chance.

>>724003195
Nigger alert

>>724003249
Why kill me ? I'm a nice guy

File: url.jpg (5KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 259x194px

>>723996765
>Be three drunk assholes.
>Chilling in hallway of friends apartment getting high.
>see old fridge in hallway.
>small friend briefly goes outside.
>comes in throws turd in fridge.
>catshit.jpeg.
>i can do better than that.
>shit footlong sub.
>throw in fridge.
>friends lose there minds.
>bail
>go down road see church/preist house.
>see white car.
>ninja shit in handle (pic related)
>go back to apartment.
> can see car from window.
>tell friends girlfriend wake me up if you see someone going to that car, whale.
>wakes me up at crack of dawn.
>anon someones going for the car!
>see older lady priests wife.
>grabs car lock.
>backs up staring at hand.
>stares.
>smells.
>slowly walks back staring at hand still.

>>724003266
Yes lol FeelsBadMan

Had sex with wife in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>724003313
YOU MONSTER!

Worst thing i done IRL:
manipulated ex into saying he is going to kill himself in front of other people so i could call the cops on him and put his ass on suicide watch

Worst thing i seen one:
That one gif of that dog getting beaten. I dont care if its fake or real. Its the worst thing ever. Dogs love humans more than they love other dogs. Its fucking science. They dont deserve treatment like that because some middle school edgelord things it cute to post that shit on the internet. Grow up

Child porn where the kids bleed is the most fucked up and regret seeing it

>IRL
chucked a shit in the middle of the school playground during afterhours of the school during the school disco because the toilets were all closed for some reason was still daytime pretty early and to this day l am not sure if anybody saw
>online
Got a girl to love me and then never met up with her

>>723999999
>off-by-1 LOSER!

rekt

>>724003473
Bleeding kids cp is up there but I agree about that dog gif a dog would drown to save his owner

>done
fucked a drunk girl at a party while she was passed out

>seen
a couple having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>irl
rubbed my dick against my cousin

I saw a vid of a girl being shot, stabbed and stabbed in the vag
I thought I was immune to that shit, ive seen most of the videos you are talking about but that shit made me sad

>>724003225
I also catfished my last gf. She left me for that alternate version of me. When we met in real life, I laughed my ass of at her shocked face as she left me for me. I managed to do it one more time before she quit meeting people online. I have a sick sense of humor... probably why she didn't want to stick around in the first place.

>>724003575
Dogs will drown to save whoever feeds them. They're animals, through and through. They follow where the food comes from.

>>723996765

robbed survival stores, robbed a bank.

realized my motives for doing these things was flawed at best. stopped doing stupid miscreant shit and moved on with my life.

I heard this guy I used to know broke his dicks then drove off and went missing for three days, had his car impounded but still managed to make it back home by monday.

>>724003712
You're nothing but a genius

>>724003712

you probably call that a win in some fucked up sense of the word. but you still lost, didn't you.

Based off of what I can inference from the sound of total silence Im fairly certain someone has been taking testicular biopsies

>>724003836
shut up, you are just a voice inside his head

File: 1487728891859.jpg (184KB, 1713x667px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1713x667px

>>723999999
How did they time that so perfectly

>>724001514
t. edgy 15 year old

>>724003836
>>724003918
I wish I was a genius, I'm just a bit odd. The only win I see is the funny side. I have trouble in relationships because I'm kind of addicted to making funny shit happen. I'm not a madman but when I get a wild hair up my ass, I gotta do the funny idea in my head.

>>724003473
I agree anon
I would rather a hundred humans die before a dog with a long life ahead of him / her

Felt up a girl I went to high school with while I was high as fuck and she was passed out on xanex and crashed at the place I was staying at

fed my half brother my jizz
he was too young to remember it

>>724003313
fake and gay

>>724003936
Leave my voices alone! Well, except for the loud one that keeps saying fucked up shit. You can tell that one to shut up.

File: Most Savage Thing That I've Ever Done To A Woman 4 Chan Edition.jpg (157KB, 1611x935px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 1611x935px

>Worst Thing Done IRL (2.0)
Refer to picture for story.
>Worst Thing Seen Online (2.0)
I once saw a woman getting disemboweled with a chainsaw...And I kind of laughed at it.

File: 1487324316548.jpg (25KB, 460x329px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 460x329px

>>723996765
sauce on pic?

>>724000000

>>724002574
well, he said he would fuck anyone who has hit puberty...technically this is natural, the body is ready for sex. but its against law, so ŕeally shouldnt do it

>>724003016
kek, the story

File: 1451191968735.jpg (15KB, 212x212px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 212x212px

>>723999999

File: 1450632580872.jpg (11KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 210x240px

>>723999999
Checked

>>724005133
>>724005133

>>723996765
I grabbed a tiny female friend, dragged her to my car and tied her up & gagged with her clothes. I took her home, carried her inside and banged the shit out of her. Impulse gone, I never did anything like that before, I unbound her. She grabbed me and kissed me saying "How did you know I was into kidnap rape fantasy?" I said I just guessed. We dated for 5 years after that. Maybe my subconscious picked up on something. She never spoke about sex and was a bit of a prude in public.

>>723997870
I can't help thinking we're missing the real story here..

>>724007338
Fake & Gay

>>723996886
oh shit that vid, kek.
the kid is on a bench press aren't they?

started an arson that burned 14 houses to the ground and a pilot died fighting it (crash)

>seen online

hurtcore cp

>>723997800
Fucking this, honestly I think they gave the guy a high dose of adrenaline and pain reducing drugs to keep him conscious. There's no way he could stay conscious after they even cut off his hands let alone skinned his face, you'd black out from pain and blood loss. Brutal af

>>723998006
Travel to /gif/, its always on rekt threads

>>724009173
^Found the tiny prude girl with a kidnap-rape fetish.

>>723996886
Can I have a link? For...academic purposes

File: 16832386_618941371636815_3570323876929468443_n.jpg (82KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 720x960px

>>723999999

>>723997530
Did you recordededed

>IRL

Old guy who took a bunch of pills, cut his wrists, turned the bath water on hot, got in, and then let the water fill up. He shit himself and there was two inches of water combined with blood, shit, piss and skin accumulated in his bathroom when we found him dead two days later. I can't even begin to describe the smell. The water was grey, green, red and chunky. When we moved the body or tried to the remaining skin, muscle and other tissues cleaved right off to the bones. I could have put my thumbprint in his forehead. His eyes were translucent and I could see his skull through his skin.

>online

Mexican face video was gnarly, the chainsaw cartel video was two. There is also this video of botflys being picked out of a monkeys neck that has stayed with me.

File: 556976541.gif (926KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

926KB, 500x375px

>>723997632
Ok so you can fuck the self lubricating hole that's made for fucking. Or you can fuck the tube that's designed to push out shit.

>>723998747
Literally what

>>724000000

>>723996765
anime?

>>723998862
Welp. You raped someone.
Do you ever regret it? Genuine question

>>723996765
>put 2 sugars in my coffe instead of one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u5tRYMMM9m

>>723996765
I saw someone get stabbed when I was like 14, it actually really fucked me up for a while.

>>724012458
Looks like Ghost in the Shell.

>>723998130
here's one for you lightweights

File: dubz.jpg (8KB, 262x193px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 262x193px

>>723999999

>done
I told 2 of my friends in kindergarten to take their clothes off and fuck eachother in the ass.
Doesn't seem like they remember it

File: check_them.jpg (92KB, 978x539px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 978x539px

>>723999999

Worst IRL: Started a race war at my high school.
Worst online: a Red Room

>>724015235
i once shoved another kids hand through a sewing maching back in high school
i dont know why i did it and i also have no clue as to why i didnt get in any trouble for it

I boke a guys neck, collarbone, and shoulder in highschool. I feel bad but it's not really something that keeps me up at night

>>724015557
yeah kinda like hitting a dog with your car on your way home from work

>>724010394

Anal is more fun, but only when the girl completely lets go and you can fuck wildly.

99 out of 100 pussy is more fun. But when she's wasted, watching rough gangbang porn on a bigscreen and you're fucking her ass as hard as you can but she keeps telling you to go harder. That's some intense stuff right there.

File: 1459803930052.jpg (87KB, 519x375px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 519x375px

>>723999655
Mother fucker I'm dying here

>>724013816
Harsh, i tried to help a guy guy that got brutaly beaten in the streets of my club district. He had blood coming from his eyes and ears, apparently he was dead by the time the ambulance got there. Really feel for the guy.

>>723998190
Funky town in the background lmao

>>724015620
A little, he can still walk and talk, i ran into a guy recently though who works with him, apparently he got these intermittent blackouts as a result of it. Like i said id like it if he didnt have them, but it's not on me.

>>724015778
yeah its fucked some times
went to puerto rico on my time share and first fucking day at the beach watched two people pull a kid out of the water who had just drowned
once they realized cpr wasn't working and he was dead they just threw a towel over him until police and paramedics got there

>>724015557
Why you did it?

>>724016028
Yeah, although poorer countries like that may be a tad aloof to shit like that.
My bro went to Thailand 2 months ago pretty much same deal only an older dude, locals were like, yeah whatever

>>723999999
/pol/ BTFO by /b/.

File: CirnoCaipirinha.gif.gif (121KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 200x200px

>>723999999
The strongest i have seen

>>724016323
I life in a undeveloped island. I don't know why, but here are some pretty stupid people when come to swimming or with bodies of water in general.

>>724016313
It wasn't deliberate.
I didn't even hate the guy, he was being a bit of a cunt in a common area out of class so i thought I'd tackle him down and shut him up a bit, i didnt realize we were on a raised part of the yard and i ended up spear tackling him head first into solid concrete. To be honest it could have been far far worse for the both of us. But i guess i was just lucky.

>>723996765

that mexican cartel video, it got posted here and i clicked it. i wish i had never seen the damn thing, im used to a lot but that video fucked me up for days.

i quite literally had to do some mental gymnastics to give it a place in the old filing cabinet inside my head.

>>724016496
The ocean can be a fucking bitch man, even for seasoned swimmers

>>724016713
which one? I seen a lot of them through out the years but the most damaging one was relatively new where the victim hands were cut off, face peel off, neck halfway cut off, but he was still alive and tied up. it wasnt even the gore part, it was his screams when they were cutting and stabbing his throat that got to me. we never got to see his misery end. I almost thought I had ptsd for a few days, but its nothing now, I watched it a few times more and it's been desensitized to me.

>>723996765
Irl I guess the Boston bombing was fucked up, saw a few mangled legs. People not moving on sidewalks, couple of kids with shards of glass in their face all that great stuff.
Online? I didn't enjoy watching a horse fuck a man until he died..

>>724016847
i always had the irrational fear of sharks when im in the ocean
i actually got the same fear on the west coast hiking and what not freaking snakes wolves moutain lion

you see im from the sheltered mid west where i only got to worry about hood niggers drunk drivers and obesity

>>724004606
I legit did this but my justification was that it was ldr. Woulda smashed the fuck out of her though. She had the cutest pink butthole

>>724017147

yes thats the one. I didn't hear the screams since it was posted here as a webm (?) that format that allows to play it here. I guess they removed the sound so the size was smaller.

it fucked me up, i'm not ashamed to say that, while really i am used to a lot even in my own life and fucked up childhood. (grew up in a drug filled ghetto)

>>723997800
That didn't bother me. I was mad at the guy for having a dull box cutter. Like if that were me I would be agitated as shit to have to work to cut the guy.

File: 1456993903900.jpg (39KB, 645x768px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 645x768px

>>724015720
Sex like that is so!e of the most intense orgasms you can have

Was fucking a goth girl once, she had a boyfriend that I was friends with but he was a real piece of shit so I didn't care about the whole situation. Was fucking her in the back of my car on a dead end street so we weren't seen. She was on top fucking grinding me so goddamn hard that my legs were killing me but it felt amazing, could see her grinding the fuck out of her clit of my pelvic bone while hitting the deepest part of her pussy.

It was intense because we were in the back of my car, I know her bf, shes goth, trying our best to not get caught, her phone is ringing cuz her bf is calling her, she's grinding me so hard it hurts, then she says it
>Cum inside me please
I did, and when I exploded she was fucking screaming how she could feel it, and believe me I fucking shot a monster Peter north load

Again, the situation made it hotter

>Pic sorta related
Her body was alot like this, just imagine tatted up and gothy

>>724017651

ah yes you're so edgy child.

File: 1445641837645.jpg (88KB, 686x582px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 686x582px

The most fucked up thing I've done is shooting shitty speed with a needle infected with hepatitis.

>IRL
I didn't said sorry once.
>online
Saw a spooky skeleton

When I found out my wife was cheating on me I made her and her boyfriend suck my cock until I shot cum all over both of their faces.

>>723996765
Beat my best friend (At the time) and his girlfriend half to death for calling my sweater "nice". They tried to press charges but my family ties to the local courts and police station made it vanish. Haven't spoken to them since.

>irl
when i was like 8 i broke my friends hand because they told me i was to pussy to do it
>online
prob a snuff film idk, so much choice

>irl
friend tried to drill dogs butthole with a dildo
it was fucked up when dog started squealing like a retarded walrus
>online
when some guy was describing how he cuts himself and where, how much pressure he puts using different tools to do it

irl when i was 12 or younger i showed my penis to a 4year old l and told him to touch it. Its not really clear to me if he touched it or not. Im still trying to burry that part of my life. Stupid younger me. Damn. I didnt abuse him or something i just showed him my hard dick because im bragging that im bigger than him. Fuck that was the worst.that moment still haunts me till now...

Internet: the one with the broken bottle in his ass. Like blood everywhere

>>723996765
Irl
When i was 16 threw something at my moms bf when they were having an argument. Guess it hit an artery or some shit bc ive never seen so much blood in my life.
Online
Some chick tied up and drowning on cam. Shit got to me for some reason

KEEP POSTING, FAGGOTS, I'M LOSING WOOD

>>723996765
Manipulated a girl into having sex with me, my bother, and our negro friend.

>>723998342
>you could stay quiet and we'd never know you were so dumb

>>723998190
Anyone that actually enjoys this stuff is just an edge lord. I worked a max security prison for a couple years and went down the rabbit hole of torture. Its not nearly as cool as you think.

File: 1478300139597.jpg (7KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 200x200px

>>723999999
what have you done

File: 4nig.jpg (4KB, 69x88px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 69x88px

>>723996765
Mine counts as both IRL and online.
>be 13 and get crush on girl
>She has crush on me too
>we both know this
>Im too pussy and awkard to make a move
>She eventually moves away
>Fell brave enough to tell her my feelings after she is on other side of the country
>We started "dating"
>we talk every day all day for 5 years
>Finally 18
>we make plans for me to move in with her
>Buy plane ticket
>go there
>she introduces me to family
>"HE is just a friend"
>Bitch wut
>Find out she was cheating on me with some dude
>Didnt want her family to know shes a total fucking slut
>Calls me the asshole for not wanting to stay and be a third wheel with her and this short redneck inbred looking fuck
>leave, lease for new apartment in my name so they end up having to move in with this dudes mom
>Her sister tells me its a legit fucking trailer park
>Took that as enough revenge and moved on.
>fast forward to now
>Bitch is still living there
>Works at mcdonalds
>He works as one of those autistic grocery baggers you feel bad for
>Browsing 4chan when i see a video posted of her stripping
>Bends over and spreads cheeks
>God thank you
>Makes fake twitter, follows all her friends and family
>Makes thread of posts explaining what happened between us
>Creates poll
>Should i release Femanons Video
>Yes or No
>Her fucking friends fucked her over kek
>about 50 votes
>only 12 for no
>start releasing screenshots of video with her clothes still on
>But you can clearly see she is getting ready to take them off
>Sadistically laughing to myself as she is frantically messaging me begging to stop
>Flashbacks to when she said shit like 'I knew leaving you for him was gonna hurt but i thought he as cute so i couldnt help myself"
>Sorry bitch i cant help myself, you look kinda cute your friends should see
>She eventually blocks me
>All her friends DM'ing me asking if im alright
>"You seem upset Anon"
Cont'd

>>723996765
>IRL
constantly bullied an aspie in school until he was triggered into a violent autistic rampage that got him expelled from the school.

>online
Probably a toss up between seeing a baby getting shit on, or watching a dude get decapitated with a blunt knife by cartel savages. The sound the guy made from his gurgling throat was the worst part

>>724020547
I haven't seen that one, but I have seen a lot of gore stuff from cartels or whatever, and I personally don't "enjoy it", it's just an "attraction" towards human violence, or call it curiosity, I hate humans are like that, but can't help to search those videos from time to time

>>724022071
bump for interest, you'd better post the vid if it's real

>>724020095
Explain the drowning thing more

File: 1486507196810.gif (80KB, 350x263px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 350x263px

>>723999999

>>723999999
CHECKED

File: EMO KID.jpg (15KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 300x300px

>>724022071
>Her friends are all into me
>"Shes ugly you can do so much better. Post that shit and make her suffer"
>Damn bitch you ice cold
>People start tweeting at her calling her an ugly slut
>God is great
>Post video, retweets out the wazoo
>She deletes all her social media
>Kinda sad to know i wont see any of her reactions to it, happy knowing what emotional state she is probably in
>Her boyfriend that she cheated on me with and left me for is silent
>Bad wifi at the trailer park i guess
>His older brother starts ,messaging me
>KEK
>faggot wont even stand up for his girlfriend
>Asks brother to talk to me instead
>All this inbred faggot could say was calling me a fat emo loser
>I look like a young tom cruise
>Older women and cradle robbers have been hitting on me since i was 15
>Cocky as fuck so i just mess around with this guy
>He says nobody at my school liked me
>"I dont friggin care they were all conformist losers anyways"
>Try to come off as the biggest faggot ever
>Keeps saying im ugly and should kill myself
>Send him a pic of me
>"Whos ugly now you autistic motherfucker? And Im Not emo Im just a little fucking goth"
>Pic related thats what i sent him
>Bitch sends me one long last text about how she loved me and all this bullshit and how could I do such a thing to her
>Laugh to myself and then send her a screenshot of her own asshole as she bends over and spreads her cheeks
>THANK YOU ANON AND 4CHAN FOR POSTING THAT VIDEO AND GIVING ME THE BEST REVENGE OF MY LIFE.

>>724022329
Will post if i can find it. I know i still have the screenshots of the video i posted on twitter but they arent really anything worth posting, looking for the video now

>>724001281
>be 19
>had the intercourse with female
>happened to be female related to other female
>such immorality
>just mah laife
>still 19

ask jesus for forgiveness.

>>724020334
First two forgivable. Third is blasphemy.

File: ashley.webm (2MB, 640x853px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x853px

>>724022329
This might be it. Cant open on my computer so im posting it to see if its the video

>>724022889
>>724022642
>>724022329
>>724022071
Here is the video
Pass it around if you want anons, jerk off to it, or find her new social media and see if you can get her to kill herself
I dont really care what you do

>>724022889
shit man, she's hot

File: 1485655035410.jpg (8KB, 252x281px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 252x281px

>>724022973
She has a lot of daddy issues too, constantly asking me to come tie her up and rape her.

>>723997793
>Pull out game
You do realize even precum can cause pregnancy, and pulling out at the last-minute doesn't do anything because you're leaking cum the whole time,right?

File: index.jpg (8KB, 264x176px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 264x176px

When I was overseas in a third world shithole I played teeball with a toddlers head, her body was the tee.

>>724023040
(it's not rape if you keep that text)

;)

>>723999999
Deny kek?
how is it even possible?

>>724022889
Her boyfriends twitter is @kervinryan
https://twitter.com/kervinryan?protected_redirect=true
I think it would be funny if he got a bunch of DM's from Anons sending him the video or screenshots of it, but /b/ isn tmy personal army so who am i to ask.

>>723996886
I actually lol'd
+1up for you

>>724022405
Not same fag, but I've seen it too. It was some girl tied up in a tub filled with water. You watch her struggle and slowly lose strength until she stops moving. Got to me, too.

....11/10 would watch again.

>>724013010
you fucking sick fuck.

>>723997800
Fuck i really wanna see that shit

>>724017246
dude
one time i was hiking on the west coast and this shark came up to me from behind and tickled me.
rough times/10

>>724017186
The horse enjoyed it.

>>723996765
I took a poopy once

File: image.png (391KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

391KB, 750x1334px

>>723999999
Saved

>>723997870
Boy, he sure got even with you.

>>723996765
That chef trilogy on Filthy Frank's channel where they cake bakes with hair/vomit/pubes etc is pretty fucking nasty.

File: Rosen.png (132KB, 341x327px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 341x327px

>>723999999
WITNESSED

>>724003473
Agreed, I'm fucked up but not even I could hurt a dog unless it was the aggressor.

>>723999999
>/r/4chan
>/b/ro rapes /pol/ack's God

>>724002787
Of course you hate hurting people. The last time you did it you killed a tiny baby. Whole life ahead, now gone.

>>724003016
Wonder if that's covered by insurance

Worst thing ive done
>tried to fuck my sister in law, even traded dick pics for titty pics, didnt give a shit when she decided she wasnt into it and told the inlaws. They still dont look me in the eyes. Or like me at all.
Worst thing ive seen online
>my sister in laws titties
Nah just joking
But seriously worst thing ive seen online
>probably a cat being skinned alive and cooked for asian "cuisine" aka kitten cuisine, kinda like kid cuisine except not in a box with a penguin

>>724003473
Cunt,get out no one cares about ur feelings whore

>>724003796
How you rob a fucking bank and not get caught, you nigger??

Can't think of anything good, but recently I created a fake fb to fuck with an autistic kid in my class, his whole family scared, cops almost called, no one discovered it was me.

File: 1486043333472.jpg (152KB, 634x833px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 634x833px

>>723999999
Literally wat

>>724023059
And this is why we need more funding for schools

Precum does NOT contain sperm unless you ejaculate, Then immediately start fucking again.also
>Leaking cum the whole time

Surely you arent this retarded

>>724011210
She is literally made up by some skinny fag hipster the only rabbit hole is her pussy

>>723996765
Took a video and picute of my mom's body when I found er,
Touched people younger them me.
Licked family members toys
Mouthfucked a dog.


Been lurking since 2008
So I seen just about everything

>>724024945
Ive had fap sessions where literally five minutes in my dick is leaking literal cum, and does so until i cum. Usually when ive not touched my dick for days.

>>723998862
>tonight on "trailer trash dinner theatre"

>>724002642
You a bih

>>724001281
FAke
If not cool story bro

Fucked a married chick on the local base who's husband was in the AF. He was at work. So hot. She has the cutest little accent from oneach of the Carolinas.

>>724002229
Someone else but I got started on lime wire back in the day when I was like 12-14 and thought these girl are my age.
(After find out amazing spiderman episode 2-9 was cp videos.)
Then a sense of missing out on relationships and fun a later teen (late bloomer at 19) long story short cp reminds me of the girls I had crushes on.
Trying to feel that feel.

>>724002725
E D G Y

>>723996765
>Done
"Forced" a girl into sex

>Seen
Probably some fucked up gore shit of kids dying or some crap

>>723997632
After a few minutes they pretty much feel the same, once the ass is loosened up. BUT main difference is the asshole is tighter but interior is looser, pussy is pretty consistently tight all way through

>>724003313
>sex
>wife
>purpose
Gay and fake

>done
Shit in my cousin

>see
3 guys and 1 hammer (I think so)

>>724000126
Greentext?

>>724026336
>Shit in my cousin
>in
Explain

>>724026463
>>724026336
Yeah... Explain.

>>724026336
Explain, mother fucker

>>724003284
kek'd
pretty hard actually

>IRL
Kept a lost wallet with ID, car insurance, and 3 credit cards just for the 20 that was inside. I even use the wallet as my wallet to this day
>Online
I make computer viruses to infect computers of friends and relatives only to be hired to remove them which is very easy

>>72399676
Irl
Set fire to a school in Nunavut
Online
Gore threads and cp