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Oh I fucked up guys I fucked up bad its like winning the fuck

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Oh I fucked up guys I fucked up bad its like winning the fuck up lottery i never expected it to wind up like this but fuck me. Pic related. I gotta start with the back story, I need advice. I really need some clever advice to get out of this and quick bec. this is a happening right now kind of situation. Pic related. Looks like my sisters thong.

>Be me, a Neet, on 4chan too much. See a post about the guy who is crazy about ham sandwiches. He said "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" Why did I write that quote down on a piece of paper and put it in my nightstand drawer? I cant even tell you. This is just the beginning.

>sister using my laptop. Didnt think much of it, my porn is hidden in a rabbit hole of folders. Except, she went to save a pic and it automatically tried to save in my porn folder.

>Not much of a problem here, its just vanilla porn I'm not into weird shit. She laughed it off and said "found your porn anon" in an offhand way and no big deal right? Everybody looks at porn.

>well it wouldnt have been a big deal except this happened yesterday, and today the worst happened. If there were a couple month gap between events it would be better. well no it will never be better the worst happened /b.

I'll continue in a reply, I dont have this typed out already but I will try to be quick bec. I need help asap.
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keep going OP
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>>723917959
>Needs quick advice
>Types hell of a long story

At least put some thought into your bait, you fag
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type faster faggot the suspense is killing me, did you came on her thong or shit like that? kek
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I can't work out if I'm retarded for posting in this thread.

Early indications say yes
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>>723917959
Goddmit anon i need to know
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>>723917959
TLDR: OP is a fag.
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MFW i bothered to read this post
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OK so I was at my friends house last night. Came home to bad bad thing this morning.

Ok, so my sister is good looking and fit. I dont get off to her. I dont think about my sister. But I nabbed the panties she wore to the gym yesterday and got off to the smell. I wasnt thinking about her. I was thinking about somebody else but wanted the added pussy smell for my jack off experience.

I balled them up after I was done and stuck them in my nightstand drawer. I dont know why so dont ask me.

So I come home, remember they're in there and go to take them out and toss them in the hamper right? They're gone.

THEYRE FUCKING GONE. and my "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" note is gone too.

My sister is on her way out to do something with friends, and I sort of catch her in passing and she gives me this wide-eye fucking glare. I'm so fucked /b. How can I play this off? She wore them yesterday so she knows I actively seeked them out and took them. Wtf can I do?
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bumped by a fellow fuck up
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>>723918296
Probably, but it's not like there's anything else interesting on /b/ right now. Come to think of it I should probably check out some other boards apart from /b/, /x/ and /pol/ sometime.
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>>723918387
Is that it?

and no greentext?

OP is a faggot nigger.
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>>723918387

Own it.

Edge yourself and then casually walk into her room sporting the biggest erection of your life. Say nothing. Just look her straight in the eyes.

She'll know what's up.
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Just tell her that you enjoy the smell of her pussy
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>>723917959
Throw away the thong OP. Don't let your sister find out
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no green text bump newfag
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>>723918159
I gotta give you the details man im not bullshitting I'm thinking about saying that I just wanted to wear them for my own kind of kink and not that I was sniffing them or anything. I think I can pass off the note as just something I thought was funny at the time. But I think I'm going to have to pretend to be gay or something to fix this.
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>>723918387
you're fine, otherwise you would already feel her wrath
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Tell her that if she tells someone you will kill her
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>>723918593
Just say that you were horny and smelled them no biggie
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Tell her you are gay and you like to wear her panties
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>>723918387

I kek'd at your expense you irresponsible fuck. Never speak of it or do that again.
Boggles my mind that you have the cognitive skills to type, yet still do shit that retarded.
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>>723918579
>too late
>>723918583
>Sorry, I'm too worked up to think right now. I was trying to give all the details as quickly as possible for help.
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>>723918387
sounds like it's time you give offer her a pair of your smelly jizz encrusted man underwear as an apology gift
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>>723918593

That would make it even worse.

Just say you wanted smell a pussy while jacking off. Tell the truth. You're fucked anyways.
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the grammy hammy note was something your friend gave you and you threw it in your drawer. The panties... no way out bro. You were sniffing your sisters coochie
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>>723918767
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>>723918761
Tell her you found your imaginary dog sniffing it and snatched it
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>>723918560
This.
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>>723918387
Tell her you have a secret crossdressing fetish but you're having trouble getting the right clothes. She'll forgive your weird perversions if they're not about her
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>cant let grammy know I'm making hammy
K
E
K
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Ignore it for awhile and later claim a friend of yours was being a dick and they planted it all trying to make you look like a creeper, as a prank
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Be like.

I had a pair of your underwear stuck to my pants from the laundry room.

I shoved them in my drawer to put back in the laundry room

Now they are gone...... did you get them back.... but more importantly, why where you going through my stuff?!
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>>723918593
no faggot. you are fucked anyways. just do it again and see where the rabbit hole goes
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I need to know how this ends it's pure fucking gold.
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>>723917959
Did your sistersite pussy smell good?
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>>723918884
yeah but they were balled up in my nightstand drawer. The day after she found my porn folder. I feel like a degenerate. It was just this whim I had bec. I was horny and saw them all sweaty in the hamper and though wtf take a sniff kind of thing... The worst thing is she left and she hangs out with other people from my school and she hasnt confronted me yet just gave me a fucking wide eye stare and walked out the door. Shes going to tell people, and I'm going to have to pretend I tried to wear them or something to minimize the damage.
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>>723919120
Definitely try this you might actually get lucky OP
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Leave a pair of your underwear in her drawer
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>>723919102
Nigger the undies were worn
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>>723917959
Put YOUR underwear in HER drawer.

Then if she confronts you about it, give her the same glare back she gave you.

Then point to your crotch and nod slowly.
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>>723919172
no just smelled like regular pussy. Believe it or not I'm not a neckbeard virgin. I was thinking about an ex girlfriend and saw the panties and thought what the hell have a whiff of pussy while you jack off... well that jack off was not worth whatever is going to go down later.
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>>723919247
>at school
How old are you OP?
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>>723919433
Kek, this.
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inb4 op is 12
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>>723919247
Why is she going through your shit in the first place?
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We need to see a pic of your sister now
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Been a while, /b/. Been a while.
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>>723918560
Truly, the good ending route
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>>723919620
she was looking for gammys hammy
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Just say that then you twat let us know how it plays out will you op I think your making for some legendary green text
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>>723919638
This
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>>723919638
>>723919685
plus some of her panties
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>>723919638
Agreed
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>>723919638
NO GOING BACK NOW OP

BURN BRIDGES AND SEND PICS
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>>723918387
fuckin kek
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I am 14
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Why dont you break it down to her and say. Hey look im fuckin autistic and i wasnt going to see any other panties in my lifetime. Was a jerk reaction to panties not your panties. Nothing personal kiddo.
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>>723919722
>>723919741
I dont have any pics of my sister besides some shit from vacation thats printed and in a photo album. I dont get off to my sister, just thought her pussy smell would add to my jack off thinking about my ex girlfriend. Her pussy smelled the same. But I'm going to have to tell her I got high and tried them on or something... I havent been able to talk to her yet, and she is hanging out with other people from my school so I have no idea how this is going to play out.
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>>723919831
This, accidentally send a pic of your cock and also This >>723919433
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you got her panties in your wash and put them in the drawer, it's a no-brainer, faggot
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>>723919977
underage b&
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>>723919722
Also this
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Ball up a pair of your boxers and toss them under her bed. When she asks, just say you stole them because she stole yours. Call her a creep and say you took a pair of hers and hadn't figured out what to do with them yet. About the note, just tell her you're banging grandma. Bam...fixed!
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>>723920018
Fucking tell her the truth. Just say that. You arent going to make the situation better by lying, shes your sister she is going to know you are lying. Even if the truth is far fetched put it out there and stop being a pussy about it youll be alright i promise.
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>>723920018
Tell her that if she tells anyone you'll shoot up the school
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>>723918815
>coochie
I love that word. Thank you for using it.
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burn the house down to distract from this
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>>723919977
double dubz
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>>723918449
are you me?
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>>723920379
Note ive been on 4chan for 6 years. I have a wife and im more sociall adjusted than these losers on here who dont even know who they are trying to tell you how to be. I hate what this site has come to and the only threads i reply to or give a real look at is rekt threads and people asking for help. You try anything but honesty and you will have more people to explain to than her. She saw ur porn folder if its vanilla no incest shit u got nothing saying this is a freudian slip. Dont be stupid
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>>723918449

Yes
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OP here. I have an idea, I'm going to text my sister to try to stop this in its tracks before she says anything to anybody. Literally the only things I had in my nightstand were her panties, that note, a pocket knife, a phone charger and a little bit of weed. She knows I smoke weed sometimes and I know she has tried it too. I think she was looking to borrow my charger when she went through my drawer.

I'm going to say I got high and wanted to try them on. No harm no foul right?
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>>723920725
>Been here for 6 years
>Still doesn't know that only a foold would take anything posted here as serious business.

Wew lad
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>>723919021
I agree with this /b/ro. She's your sister, she'll understand and likely keep your secret. Like Anon said, if your make the situation not about her, she'll be fine with it. Especially if you guys have a good relationship which it sounds like you probably do.

>pic not related but fucking hilarious. Laugh it off /b/ro.
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>>723920018
dont mention it yet. Just send her a shout like, hey you wanna drink tonight / watch a movie tonight / whatever you do to hang out with your sis.

then just chat. Make it a nice evening. Have some fun. If she's really shocked by what you did she'll mention it. Otherwise, let it slide.
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>>723920774
you are a fucking idiot if you do this
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>>723920774
>OP here. I have an idea, I'm going to text my sister to try to stop this in its tracks before she says anything to anybody.
....Don't do that. Talk to her in person. She won't tell anyone if she's in form of a decent person.

Tel the truth. Don't bullshit. You want the crotch sweat smell, and her panties were available.
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>>723920774
>smokes weed
>decides to say it was intentional instead of the weed
hahahaha
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>>723920774
Good, this will work.
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>>723920202
just satire mate, im not really 14
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>>723920774
worst thing to do is to make something liek a text. That's unsubtle. Girls don't mind freaks but they dislike unsubtle perverts.

this is me btw
>>723920852
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Ignore the situation. It never happened. Deal / jump off that bridge if she ever brings it up.

Which she probably won't. It'll be something you laugh about as adults...
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>>723917959
tell her one of your friends paid you $50 for her thong. Tell her she gets half. No more problems
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honestly the thing with the "i was high and tryed them on" isn't that stupid. Don't mention anything untill she does and then say "i was high and tryed them on cuz a friend told me she doesn't like wearing them because they are uncomfortable". i mean shure it's retarded but it0s better than admitting that you jerkt off with her pantyes while breathing like a seafahrer
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>>723921193
If she's hot enough I'll buy one from them
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>>723921193
I like it. But double it. Soon she'll be giving you extra sweaty, moist damp panties for you to sell.

Font to think of it ,I'd buy some myself . Perhaps pics of your sis are in order?
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>>723921193
This is not a bad idea, but OP is probably already texting his sister something like "hey, can we talk about how I tried to put on your panties when I was high?"
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Don't forget, she was going through your shit
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>>723921373
This. DO IT!
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>>723918387
I do not see a problem .. just blame the cat
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you type like a 16 year old
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you have flip it. somehow blame her.
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>>723921300
Just google used panties, loads of girls selling them now after Orange is the new black exposed the fetish.
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>>723920774
DON'T PUT IT IN WRITING YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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>>723921387
>>723921455
I already texted her I just said "hey I was really high last night"

She just replied
>dont fucking talk to me

I'm fucked. And she was going through my shit bec. she knew I had an extra phone charger. And the autism thing is I expected her to borrow my phone charger she does it all the time.

I'm just fucked.
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>>723918387
You have lots of advice now, but in any case, DO something. Communication is King, and studies show that lying or doing nothing never solves a bad buzz.

You have plenty of option, just don't do nothing.
And keep us updated.
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>>723921769
>>dont fucking talk to me
she wants to fuck.
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deny deny deny, what panties, wtf are you talking about. deny deny deny. remember these words. prove it.
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>>723921769
Damn, good luck then. I hope you can salvage this somehow.
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>>723919247
You're better off playing it like you wanted to know what it smelled like then you wanted to wear them. smelling panties is on the surface "gross", wearing them is on the surface and deeper down.
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Shit in your own underwear and put it with her stuff. If you're bored, "find" it and tell your parents all about it.
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>>723921861
yes. use the shaggy defence
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>>723921769
It will blow over in a couple of weeks. Just be extra nice to her and apologise.
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>>723919422
Hence the laundry part moron.
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>>723919247
She won't tell. She doesn't want people to think she's associated with creeps.

If she brings it up just say, "Sis, ask your gynecologist about that smell."
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>>723921621
Thats what women do not men you faggot
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>>723919422
The warmer the better it's the best thing
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time to double down my nigga.

take all the panties, bust a nut on as many as you can and put them back in her drawers.

Keep one pair, when your parents go fucking mental, come out just wearing that last pair and sporting a full diamond cutter.

Then shout 'I'll fuck you all to death if this gets out'

Tomorrow do the same with your moms.

Then dads.
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>>723921769
Give me her number OP ill handle this
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>>723921769
>>723921750
hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA HA HA YOU FUCKING POTHEAD FUCK YOU FUCKED UP
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How about this?

Think how pissed off she is at the minute. Pretty pissed right?

Is all about relativity.

Show us the God damn pics. Then tell her. If she finds it you put her pics on 4chan the panties thing will be forgotten about in her rage. You win. We win. Everybody wins.
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>>723922147
This.
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>>723922254
this is the only acceptable thing to do now.

She will be WAAAAY more pissed about you putting her pics on here than the panty thing bruh.
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give your sister the link to this thread
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>>723921769
That's a good excuse, stick the fuck to it and never change your explanation.
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>>723922347
Excatly text her this thread
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Op just an hero already
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Y'all are faggots.

OP, just man up and tell your sister that you wanna fuck her. Go balls deep and make sure you cum inside... Easy fuck buddy for life.
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>>723922342
>>723922254

You got something here. Say you were taking pics for money from us.
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>>723921769
how are you planning to proceed after texting her that? that you were high and wanted to try them on?
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>>723922561
Just do this go all out OP
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>>723922630
yes be the man that saved 4chan
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>>723921769

wtf? Should of said it go mixed up in the wash dude.
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>>723922600
He fucked up by letting her know that he knew that the panties were gone, let alone there. He should have never texted. He should have used the high excuse when she asked him about it.

But OP fucked up, so it doesn't matter how he was going to proceed after texting that. There's no good way to proceed, he's implied that he has memory of taking the panties, and thus had enough intention/control to actively go take her panties and fap with them as opposed to being completely blasted and not remembering anything.
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>>723918387
This is what you do sperglord. You confront her. Say "do you know what happened to those panties I bought?" She of course asked why you bought panties. "Just to, you know, have something physical to jerk it to." Then, with a little bit of luck she laughs and says "Oh shit I thought those were mine!" Good luck anon.
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>>723922561
Just before you cum, shout WITNESS ME
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>>723921769
tell her youre sick of your charger being gone so you thought you'd fuck with her and put her panties in the drawer WITH The charger KNOWING she'd see it and hopefully assume something awful and fuck off your chargers and shit forevermore
solv'd
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FUCK anon, you're fine. LISTEN just tell her you had to sneeze and grabbed the first thing you could, which happen to be her underwear. You didn't realize what you grabbed until you looked and were sooo horrified that you did this to her panties, you hid them until you could clean them up later. Never divert from that story either.
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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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While she's not home grab one of her panties take a picture and post it here make sure to have a time stamp
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GIVE TIMESTAMP WITH PANTY DRAWER FAGGOT
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>>723922820
>He should have never texted
Texting is a bad idea either way. Why leave behind evidence?
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>>723923079
>>723923066
Fucking hivemind what the fuck
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>>723921769
You know, you could do something crazy and actually tell her the truth. When in doubt, go with the truth. She thinks you're some creepy sister fucker wannabe. Let he know the truth and apologize and then if she keeps being a bitch, shes the one being an asshole. You can come out of this closer if you go with the truth.
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>>723922823
>>723922907
/thread
4chan's actually saving op's ass right now
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>>723918387
>THEYRE FUCKING GONE. and my "cant let grammy know I'm making hammy" note is gone too.

Top fucking zozzle.

This is why I come here.
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>>723923079
this
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>>723918387
Tell her that it was a prank for revenge for her finding your porn dude just tell that to her you stole her panties and putted that note on there for her to freak out
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>>723922600
>>723922917
Still fucking this anon... Even if she does not buy it, she will accept it and you will avoid some serious conversations later.
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>>723921769
Text her this:
'can't take it any more, you think i'm a pervert. i'm ending it'

[spoiler]then fucking kill yourself.[/spoiler]
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>>723923148
Prank is good advice too.
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>>723922907
i've read this whole thread and this is the best answer i see. if you two aren't established as chill together you should just go with that post.
personally i could probably take all of my families underwear and horde it until they ask what's up then place the bag of loot in the kitchen and laugh aloud like a maniac. i have already crossed the line. not sexually though. they just think i'm crazy.
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>>723923255
no text her "cant spammy gammys hammy" with a pic of ur dick
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Post pics, it can't get any worse for you OP
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>>723922820
dubs confirm that he indeed is fucked.
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>>723923408
roll
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>>723918784
The correct answer. Gotta ask for panties back as well
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>>723922688
>mixed up in the wash

>the panties were dirty and flying solo in my nightstand drawer, trust me if I could blame it on the dog I would.

I dont have pics of my sister, like I said before, I dont get off to her. Shes good looking but shes my sis. It was a stupid lapse of horny judgement. I just wanted a pussy whiff while jerking.

I'm thinking about telling her I'll rat on her for stealing my weed (she doesnt steal, I generously give her bud whenever she asks). But my dad was a navy pilot and flew a-6s off of carriers during vietnam and my mom is a hardened military nurse. They would disown me just as quickly. I told my dad once that a-6s looked like pussy airplanes and he beat me something senseless.

Anyway, I'm gonna damage control this and beg her not to tell anybody that I just wanted to try them on while high. Better than saying I was sniffin her crotch right?
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OP is a nigger faggot.
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>>723922147
This! A thousand times this!
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>>723917959
just tell her that you don't have any money atm so you wanted to sell them to some perv on the interwebs
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Let her know that you love her and that you're sorry. Then ask her if you can do anything to make it up to her.
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>>723923494
This will be forgotten the next time she asks for weed.
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>>723923494
DONT FUCKING TELL HER THAT OP, SHE CAN BLACKMAIL YOU!
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>>723923494
no no no. don't threaten. don't bribe. just talk. let it blow over.
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>>723923563
Maybe for weed money???
It could add a nice touch
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>>723923408
ROLL
o
l
l
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>>723923494
dude, no... if she tell your dad you were trying on panties, what the fuck do you think he will do to you???
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>>723923494
Dude seriously. Please listen to me and only me.

Don't say anything about it. Ever. If she brings it up you say, 'I don't know what you're talking about.'

Deny everything, she has no proof of anything. This will be a useful life lesson, learn how to lie.
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>>723923494
OP you fuck. Don't beg women for anything. That's a surefire way to garuntee that they will not give you what you want.
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>>723923494

/b/ was actually fucking helping you. Why didn't you take any advice?

OP is a nigger.
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>>723923494
everyone has photos of family members you fucking retard, facebook,instagram.. come on your not even trying hard now
0\10 for effort
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ask your sister where your $5,000 in cash went. punch her in the face when she asks "what $5,000?"
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>>723923806
exactly, you made it worse OP, you acknowledged that you took them, you fucked up again there.
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>>723923806
If he begs her of if THE STUPID FUCKING CUNT PUTS ANYTHING ELSE IN WRITING she'll own his arse for life.
>>723923767
>this
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>>723923842
This.
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>>723923680
yeah could make the whole situation more plausible
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>>723923767
yeah, this... also have a shit eating grin the entire time you're denying it.
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>>723919021
This is your best option. That you like wearing women's panties and wanted to see how they feel
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>>723923494
Nigger, you got off to her pussy whiff while jerking it. You, by that act, got off to her. You dumb nigger.

You, dumb nigger. Dumb. You aren't doing damage control, you are damaging your control. Stop while your stupid ass is ahead, if you can even stop.
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>>723923967
No grinning. You do that after, on your own. While you jack into her panties.
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>>723923842
not OP here. that's a load of shit. i don't have a facebook nor do i want pics of my family in my posession. also stop baiting the OP for pics he's not completely retarded.
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>>723923976
then she tells their dad and he gets beaten to a pulp with a set of jumper cables
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>>723923869
your dad will believe you and think she is trying to cover up the fact that she is a lying thieving drug addict.
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>>723923976

This is your only hope now
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>>723923976
I think the truth would be less weird then him wearing them.
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>>723924079
le leddit army is here
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>>723923767
this cat gets it. this is the advice to take, OP
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>>723924067
and how old are you
99.9% of people who are school age, like he says in his posts, have facebook at the VERY least, especially females
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>>723924101
>>723923976
Dont do this
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Truth, in person; only choice now OP.
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>>723923563
This honestly is your best option if you don't want to look like a giant faggot and/or pervert. Do it, OP!
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>>723923767

This.

Learn to keep your mouth shut. Good life lesson, someday when you're getting busted by cops or in court.. silence is golden.

If she tells anyone they'll think she's the crazy one. No proof = no crime
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>>723924164
you're from reddit
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1. Smoke some of that kush
2. Forget all about this
3. Stop texting her
4. Stop posting about it
5. Deny everything
6. Become a man.
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>>723924383
you're a towel
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>>723924383
no u
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>>723923494
And if that doesn't work go on her phone search her text and phone until you find her nudes send them to your phone and black mail her and also send them here
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>>723919433
this
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why not just tell the truth?
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>>723924514
>also send them here
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>>723924439
>>723924510
Kill yourself
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>>723924439
no u
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>>723924079
No. OP here. I probably wouldnt get beaten. But I've been reading your replies. I'm done talking and will take the "what? waddnt me" approach now. And my dad wouldn't hit me with jumper cables, but probably smash me with his old flight helmet if he got pissed enough. He flew these things off of carriers through flack and watched his friends go down in fireballs during Vietnam. He doesnt have much of a sense of humor.
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>>723924626
no u
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OP you're a fucking dumbass.
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>>723924666
trips. this is the guy with the sound advice. THANK YOU OP! GTFO and go get high.
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>>723924666
>will take the "what? waddnt me"
Godspeed, Satan. Just hope you didn't fuck it up by texting her first.
Protip: you probably did.
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>>723924626
already have. i'm on /b/. all signs point to dead.
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NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN OP!
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>>723924212
i'm in my mid twenties. i had a facebook a few years ago for all of one month then i was contacted by people i'd honestly rather shoot in the face let alone be in touch with. legit neet//hermit here.
i'd just like to see this story to the end though. OP is probably already in a cold shower freaking out.
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>>723924666
trip 6 on a post talking about a-6s
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>>723924855
dub 5's talking about trip 6's talking about a-6's
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>>723924666
>>
Finally after spending countless hours of readng all the replies I have come up with the ultimate plan to help you (OP)
>step wone: convince your sister to meet you in your basement
> while she is confused why you wanted to meet her there tie and gag her and force her to her knees
>invite the 4chin b party in to have the sloppiest gangbang of mankind with said sister
>end of plan
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>>723924813
He only fucked up a little bit, he can play that off. If anything it might be a good idea to just reply 'why' and then that gives the lad a chance to start his denial approach.

You're also not satan for denying what you did. Fuck it lad, life is long and you'll make worse mistakes along the way. You're going to need to know how to navigate those situations and this is good practice.
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>>723925122
>You're also not satan for denying what you did.
Oh that was just as reaction to his post number.
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>>723925120
This and only this
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>>723924666
It's honestly better than texting her, OP.
Just keep us posted
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>>723925227
Sorry I've got my autism turned all the way up
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Tell her the truth if she brings it up. Believe me, the truth is way better than telling her you tried them on... she wont tell anyone, why would she? No girl wants her social circle to think she lives in fear of her brother sniffing up her snatch.
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>>723924637
LMAO narwhal bacons
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>>723923159
this is shit, but it's the best shit I've seen here.
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here is a guide to deal with women in any situation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
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>>723925120
This might actually work. Who is going to complain about the panties thing after being gang raped?
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OP, steal all of her panties and go on your bed. Spread all of her panties all over you and get high as fuck, and scream "I SWIM IN DA PUSSI"
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>>723919397
best answer.
only answer.
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>>723920725
Newfag
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>>723925530
This. Telling her friends you wear women's underwear is hilarious. Telling them you sniffed them is just creepy and gross
>>
Seriously
Tell her u grabbed a tee shirt lutta the wash basket a d her knickers where stuck to it...
Either a mistake or her coochie was leaking some sticky shit or you picked it up by mistake and was gonna put it back next time u went in there.
Ps sis it sure made my t smell nice..
Giz a lick...
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If you didn't immediately respond to her "don't talk to me" with an angry "what's your problem?" or something along those lines you've already admitted your guilt and have to come up with something
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>>723927974
>have to come up with something
Well, he already decided to pretend to be a dindu.
Hoping for updates on this.
>>
You're a grade-A, commie-faced, hook-nosed, pants-on-head retard if you don't just say that you stole them in order to sell them to a creep on craigslist for weed money. Thank me later for saving your pathetic social life, retard.
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>>723919433
excellent
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>>723918387
>and I sort of catch her in passing and she gives me this wide-eye fucking glare. I'm so fucked /b.
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>>723922147
I approve of this advice.
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>>723921749
Also cuckolding..
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try to spin it in your favor, reveal you want to bang her, but treat her to dinner first.
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>>723918449

>/pol/

that cancer is contagious though
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>>723917959
Just fuck your sister, anon.
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>>723919433
Lmfao winrar
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>>723929375
you are cancer normie, you don't belong here. rope neck newfaggot.
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Fuck it, you're a horny teenage idiot. Worse things happen at sea.
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>>723923494
>Dad in Vietnam

Nigger, what are you, 40 yrs old?
>>
>I'm going through a dry spell, was pretty horny, they reminded me of my ex. won't happen again. Here's a bowl, light it up.

Problem solved?
>>
tbh if you say you just wanted to try them on she would probably think "why did u try dirty ones on"
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>>723930817
True.. but he can still say "dunno i was high"
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>>723920725
presse dont reproduce
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>>723917959
who said they where HER panties anon?

how does anybody know you smashed some 10/10 and took home a trophy?

I'm sure there are a million pairs like it

You look cool
You get away with it

easy enough, that or just say you lied to your friends and you where planning on showing them the panties as proof to impress them.
>>
Dude, buy some panties and weed, and when she confronts you start crying saying that you are a sick pothead with a sick fetish and show him that you already have ones but you wanted to try those kind of panties and youre out of control. Like a drama queen
Shes a girl, she'll pity you, and with a dad like yours she'll understand
The end
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need update
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>cant let grammy know I'm making hammy
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Thanks for the laughs OP>>723917959
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>>723920774
this is a great plan with no minor drawbacks
>>
"Someone at school offered me $100 for used panties, sorry I should have asked you before taking them"
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look i was high and horny i know it was stupid, i'm sorry. we can smoke and talk it out

then you fuck that slut right in the pussy, and she won't tell a soul. trust me i have been in the same spot.
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>>723934845
so you fucked her and she told nothing... that sounds fucked
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>>723931612
because she worn them the day before you retard?
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>>723936034
not too bright are you dumbfuck?
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>>723936365
Yes, I can see that you are not too bright. I'm not a dumbfuck. Are you? How is she going to know they were hers? Maybe because she fucking wore them the day before.
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>>723936718
hes saying what to act like, not saying that thats what happened dumbfuck
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>>723917959
Dude. Just say you were going to impress your friends by showing them a girls underwear and pretend that you ducked a girl and got to have the underwear to take it to them for respect.
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>>723934202
I agree, apologize and say you were going to sell them on CL cause you needed the cash, don't admit to anything weird or perverted and you'll be in the clear.
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>>723923159
Underrated post
>>
Say you were selling them on Reddit to buy drugs.
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>>723924666
>checked

Also why don't you say you borrowed them and took a pic to send to your bro to make it seem like you had a girl over? It's way less creepy, just kinda sad. Def better than her thinking you're a perv or a tranny tho
>>
OP update ussss
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>>723923159
This might be your best bet.
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>>723921769
yo here's some actual advice!
something very similar happend to me but with my mum.

just ignore it. never mention it again. she'll do the same.

things might be akward a few days/weeks but sooner or later it will be over.
>>
this is the funniest shit i have ever read on /b/ that doesent seem so staged.
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>>723918387
Why was she in your nightstand? If anything you should be creeped out at her.

More likely, this story is bullshit.
>>
>>723919021
this would actually be brilliant, given your not a fucking ham planet which I assume you are considering your a NEET.
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>>723922147
double down? motherfucker that just went full death metal.
>>
I hope OP's sister makes a thread about this.
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>>723939647
someone probably got shot
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>>723939999
QUADS!

also

>something very similar happend to me but with my mum.

>but with my mum

>my mum
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>>723924919
This is my favorite post ever
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>>723941165
>anon's mum texts him back
>dont fucking talk to me
>>
On another note, my little sister's friend was over last night and she forgot these in the bathroom. They smell fucking incredible. The smell of younger pussy is like a powerful drug to me.
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>>723920332
This
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>>723942072
how old/young do we talk about
>>
>>723942329
Don't really want to say. Here's some other stuff for scale.
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>>723942483
>wear new undies
>shove remote up ass
>eat some tissues
>kill yourself with gun
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>>723918387
I assume you're an autistic neck beard who enjoys Vidya gayms, I also assume you're a younger person, I know underage b& and all, but assuming you're like 15 or something, if she says anything about it, you tell her that your friends think she's hot and paid you like 60$ or got some new game for you or someshit, so what was incestuous perversion is now petty theft
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act like shes disgusting and tell her to get her nasty underwear out of your drawer, that the laundry got mixed up. She'll carry your embarrassment instead.
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>>723917959
just offer to eat her out, you know you want to.
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Pic of sister and I'll tell op how I got out of similar situation with my step sister..friends raided her panty drawer and we're making believe they were outlaws in the wild west using her panties as bandanas..many beers later they wound up in my closet
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>>723942968
we need full story and how old was step sis
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>>723939999
how did your mums pussy smell anon?
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>>723942483
Can we see the gusset? Any good juices left over?
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You have to kill your sister and anyone who may know about this OP. Pack a bag full of basic shit clothes etc.. spend the rest of your days hitch hiking and feeding of the cum of strangers
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>>723918593
say nothing. just deny it all. never waver.
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>>723917959
I would say that you grabbed them to leave lying around for when your friend came over, so you could act like they were some chicks that you were fucking.
>>
Be 17
Step sis back from first semester of college
Leaves luggage unpacked in hallway
One day goes by still in hallway
Friends see something say something
Friends come over to play Mario kart and drink beers
Winter break
Decide to wear step sis 8/10 panties as bandanas
Wind up in my closet
To lazy to clean drunk
Fast forward a couple of days
Step sis boyfriend who lives out of state comes over for Christmas
Phaggot dosent bring sweatpants to coldest state in us
Our heat is low quality and barely functional
Stop sis goes in closet to find sweatpants
Flips out
Embarrasses neckbeard in front of our entire family
Over for dessert one night to open earlyour presents
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>>723943638
Nice greentexting faggot.
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>>723918560
This is what you gotta do.
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>>723939999
QUADS
>>
OP ded?
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>>723943927
For OPs sake, we can only hope.
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>>723943245
They looked pretty clean to be honest. Not anymore though.
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>>723921861
This only works if you get in trouble for setting off stink bombs in middle school. She knows exactly what she saw, and denying it will only freak her more out, retard. You obviously haven't gotten far in life
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>>723919021
This is genuinely quite a good bet
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>>723944023
>>
OP you 2 waifu fam fren
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>>723918593
>fucks up
>plays it off by pretending to be gay
Autism spotted
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>>723922342
It's not about being pissed. If your sibling allegedly wants to fuck you, it is just a disgusted feeling.
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