Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723883978
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
>>723891012
Thats why Hawkeye trashes Tharja. And Takumi just Takumis all over you.
>>723891119
Wow rood you bulli
>>723890638 Louise
Haha yeah you gotta wade through a bit of bad to get the good ones.
>>723890869 Tomoko
That's good, it stops being fun if you get too fucked up. Hmm want me to hold you so you don't fall down~?
Claiming best girl
>>723891238
And too many lewds..
reee
>>723891012
That would be understandable then! Sleep is important~
>>723891119
I thought I was too slow?
>>723891119 (Makoto)
Screw you Screwer
>>723891221
That's why I have a Robin too
But fuck Takumi.
>>723891278
But I don't have work, so I'll be here until you go to bed
>>723891278
Post them.
I have 200 sheckles left, what should I buy?
Holy shit. this was legit
>>723889388
>Tanya claimed
>>723891366
A rope
>>723891238
I'm drunk arguing about 5 stars>>723891335
I got my friend to drink the shot
>>723891335
Good to hear~
>>723891343
I will do no such thing.
This is probably the lewdest I would ever save.
>
>claiming Taiga
>>723891468
Huh?
>>723891335
Takumi eat you up real gewd.
>>723891550
Eat something already you fool. Eating helps greatly.
>>723891550
5 stars? Aww i wanna have some drinks with you so bad~.
>>723891599
I was teasing. Ooh that's cute.
>>723891637
Body found. Last thread died because of mods.
>>723891733
Very cute! There's a lot of pictures that are sliiightly too lewd to save that are adorable, it's kind of a bummer
On the bright side
Pixels
>>723891366
A meaning for life
>>723891550
So you don't pass out! Nice going!
>>723891599
I would love to make you fall asleep in my arms
>>723891707
Takumi eats up everything real good
>>723891148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
>>723891841
There's no need to lie, i know you save them anyway~.
>>723891707
I can't feel my face I won't eat. Thanks. >>723891733
I'm so drunk my friends want me to drink more because he is a bastard that wants me to get fucking twisted I'm talking as I right this and our sober friend is measuring the alcohol right now.>>723891847
I don't feel all here and I'm worried about my emotions
>>723891470
I have it ready already
>>723891847
The meaning of life is to live and die. Never ending sadness follows
>>723891847
..I'd absolutely love to do that with you...
We will!
>>723892044
I sure don't
I make all of my folders with the belief that eventually someone will snoop through them
>>723891847
That he does. You silly billy.
>>723892047
Trust me. Years of experience in recovering from downing shots way too quickly. Eat something.
>>723892047
You're gonna regret it tomorrow if you keep going.
Mine
>>723892047
You should have a few cups of water, try eating something too. There's a fine line between fun and complete misery.
>>723892047
So, why not take a nap?
And... why are you worried about your emotions?
>>723892069
So, buy yourself some vidya to make life more fun
>>723892095
It's a deal then!
>>723892126
Takumi is broken, so fuck you
mine
>>723892047
It'll feel good in the morning
>>723892016
>>723892069
I mean one that could hold your weight
>>723892265
:^)
Rem
>>723892265
But that's not all we have to do
>>723892126
Fuck that I don't want food, >>723892144
I stopped don't worry. >>723892203
My friend is giving me head pats it feels great and he is reading my posts. >>723892265
I feel so out of it. I can't control myself
>>723892319
Will it?
>>723892265
I want to die
>>723892327
I got that extra heavy duty shit they use to lift whales
>>723892499
What are you drinking? Bleach? Listerine? Rubbing alcohol?
>>723892095
I get that.
>>723892499
I'd listen to Rory if i were you. That's good. Lucky you head pats are nice.
>>723892633
And it's okay
>
>>723892536
Yeah. You'll love it. Trust me.
>>723892339
FUCK YOU!
thrice
>>723892465
>This post
>This pic
This sounds really lewd and private
I think you have to tell me what else we need to do
>>723892499
I see... and you don't trust your friends with it?
>>723892565
Everyone here does. Probably
I just made a phone call to my employer.
I still haven't calmed down yet. I need a drink or something.
fuuuuuuck phones, man.
>>723892499
Can you walk straight?
>>723892796
My, my, where is your mind going to?
I didn't say anything about anything lewd
B-But I guess if you want to, there's no helping it, we will
>>723892631
Captain fuckin Morgan . >>723892565
Sorry I moved it up this post. >>723892633
Fuck Rory. I do what I want. >>723892760
I don't know what you said. >>723892796
I told the drawfag I'm a waifu fag
>>723892796
No you.
>>723892974
Rood
>>723892974
>I don't know what you said.
I said you'll feel great in the morning.
sorry can't respond much streaming
>>723892758
Yup.
> Implying that will stop me from staring
>>723892974
Oh my, i like this side of you~.
>>723892971
W-well... damnit... this sounds even more lewd
Tell me tho. In private
>>723892974
Everything okay?
>>723893054
still, fuck you!
>>723893120
Have fun
>>723892974
Rum is fun in moderation. be careful
>>723892945
HE said I wobbled but walked in a straight line.>>723893054
I'm sorry Rory but I won't eat. >>723893101
Oh. I feel so drunk: >>723893131
I bet you like me after 5 shots. >>723893197
I'm fucked up dude >>723893232
I'm gone
>>723893197
>>723892971
Stop being cute in public
>>723893288
Oh? What would you be like after 5?
>>723893131
Shh, just appreciate the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7lTIR394
>>723893197
Will do~
>>723893406
Alright, alright~
>>723893288
Don't get too fucked up m8
>>723893357
I'll try to stop a bit then bork
>>723893424
Thank you dear~
>>723893288
Still. Rood.
>>723893197
You too. Roody poody.
>>723893406
I am so drunk. Duck I'm stupid. >>723893469
I can't eat. Anything I say I fucked. >>723893553
Rory it's drunk me don't worry
>>723893469
>I'll try to stop a bit then bork
I'm kidding please don't stop
>>723893681
Can I hug you
>>723893424
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>723893681
Oh my this is just too cute~.
>>723893681
Kewl
>>723893553
I'm always rood
>>723893681
>Anything I say I fucked
Sounds fun m8
>>723893694
The bork likes the cute?
>>723893469
Of course!
>>723893772
I adore Ken Ashcorp, he's a great artist
>>723893726
I'm drunk I won't hug you back. >>723893772
You just want to abuse drunk me. >>723893791
He says I'm fucked. >>723893854
Look don't take me serious
>>723893952
Did you stop drinking already?
Think you could go for one more shot?
>>723893863
Yeah he is.
>>723893952
Only a little, but i wouldn't take it too far. I'd rather you be sober for that.
>>723893952
You're adorable when you're drunk.
>>723894077
Don't kill him completely, Saya.
Who the fuck gets drunk on a tuesday?
>>723893952
I don't. I'm enjoying myself . I hope it isn't too bad tho
>>723893863
I really really love you
>>723893854
>The bork likes the cute?
Cute is best, also I totally don't live my life vicariously through others, what are you talking about
>>723893952
>I'm drunk I won't hug you back
...Can I just hug you without you hugging me back?
>>723894077
Don't encourage him.
>>723894077
Fuck no. >>723894142
I'm out of it. >>723894176
Thank you. Sorry I'm way drunk >>723894200
I hope your happy. BBB. >>723894205
It would be weird.
>>723894142
>Pixiv suddenly stops displaying thumbnails why I browse
what
>>723894200
Spoiler:
I love you more
I dont know what to do anymore
>>723894361
How many shots did you have?
>>723894205
Well... that sounds unhealthy a bit, but I can understand it.
You okay bork?
>>723894361
I am, yup. Hope you'll feel better soon.
>>723894415
I don't care, still going to make you happy
>>723894361
Out of it enough to spill a secret or two in private~?
>>723894415
It's mad at you for not saving the lewds.
>>723893681
Drunk people are no different. Less inhibitions. You say things you think of rather than keep them to yourself.
>>723893854
But you a roody poody ptooty.
>>723894524
Been a long time since I did.
Anything happened?
>>723894538
You already to, dear~
>>723894562
But if I open it in incognito it displays them...Cookie error?
>>723894524
Hmm?
>>723894534
I'm at 6 but he is drunk as fuck so I don't know it may be 7.>>723894538
I'm twisted bro. >>723894562
In the open even. Ask,
>>723894592
Yes, 24/7 so fuck you and fuck your kangaroos
>>723894625
But even happier than that
>>723894726
Don't worry, me too bro
>>723894726
>>723894593
The existential crisis hits and I feel like shit all day.
>what is my purpose in this life?
>>723894626
I dont feel good
>>723894772
But I have no kangaroos. I see a lot of kangaroo roadkill though.
>>723894896
Why not?
>>723894625
Could be.
>>723894726
No that's ok, i was just kidding. I know you'd be upset tomorrow.
>>723894772
I just hope I can make you as happy as you make me, even though you deserve so much more
>>723894931
Why are you killing kangaroos then you sick bastard?!
>>723894970
I really, really, don't think I could get someone better than you. And I don't even want someone better than you.
>>723894935
I dunno, I'm just not happy anymore. I go through my days waiting for something to happen but it doesnt.
>>723894538
>You okay bork?
I mean, there's not really anything you can do about it, and while my life's not perfect, I'm happy for the good that I have.
Like watching you two cuties.
>>723894962
Cleared my cookies, it did not help.
>>723894962
I'm so drunk. Hanako my friend is monitoring 3 of us.
>>723894896
That really sucks. Hopefully it'll get better during the day. I've been sitting here myself contemplating just going back to bed and skip today entirely.
>not even 10am yet
>>723895050
I just want you...
>>723895207
Its 2 am and I'm sitting here trying to keep myself together.
>>723894970
>>723895050
Goddammit, I'm getting diabetes from having to watch your conversation.
>>723895115
Hmm maybe leave it alone for a while and come back to it a bit later.
>>723895155
I can tell. Monitoring?
>>723895328
Like watching us be drunk assholes I can't control myself
>>723895109
So days are just looping by?
>>723895050
Because theres a heap of them. And they need to die. Too many.
>>723895291
I'm sorry!!
>>723895328
Just as well, I should REALLY head to the store right now..
>>723895111
Trips confirm.
So... I mean yeah, you can't do much about it, but talking about it can make you feel better
>>723895229
Now that sounds incredibly lewd and cute at the same time.
And I like both ways
>>723895291
Don't all americans already have diabetes?
>>723895405
Don't kill innocent kangaroos
>>723895464
They arent innocent. They tried to knock me off the bike once.
>>723895291
>Goddammit, I'm getting diabetes from having to watch your conversation.
Right? It's fucking delicious
>>723895434
>I should REALLY head to the store right now..
You can't leave us hanging like this, Louise
>>723895464
>So... I mean yeah, you can't do much about it, but talking about it can make you feel better
I am alone and will always be alone, from now until the day I die, and there's nothing to be done about it.
It's possible to be happy like this, so I'm pursuing that. It's working out alright so far. I'm making progress.
>>723895389
Pretty much. If it keeps up I'll end up putting a bullet in my head.
No more you'd for me.Am I too drunk,
>>723895464
I'm not from 'Murica though.
>>723895561
Don't do that. It's not very good for your health.
>>723895386
Ah. Well i'm glad you've got someone looking out for you. I wish i could be there too~.
>>723895434
For what?
>>723895464
..Well, maybe I meant it both ways, so it's okay!
>>723895541
But I need food! Sustenance!
>>723895610
Sleep well Tomo
>>723895635
Food, snacks, that sort of thing
>>723895528
Because you killed their bretherns!
>>723895541
I suppose that's something, but I doubt that it's easy
So good luck with that
>>723895629
bonus points for you then
>>723895700
Gosh, I love you.
>>723895700
Yummy. Anything in particular?
>>723895610
Done for the night?
Morning /waifu/
>>723895629
Probably
Welp, I'm off to cry myself to sleep. Goodnight
>>723895610
>No more you'd for me.Am I too drunk,
>Am I too drunk
Yes.
>>723895109
Add me on Steam and all sorts of fun things will happen!
>>723895700
>But I need food! Sustenance!
I'm trying to make this lewd, but everything I can think of is terrible.
We'll miss you~
>>723895754
>I doubt that it's easy
Significantly easier than the alternative
>>723895788
*hug*
>>723895386
Poor guy being stuck babysitting.
>>723895781
Morning Ai
>>723895788
Take care of yourself Hami, good night.
>>723895754
I love you too, dear.
>>723895763
Just snacks, stuff like chips and stuff.
But I don't wanna get changed and drive out in the rain.
>>723895788
Feel better, Hama...
>>723895803
>trying to lewd
please dont
>>723895561
Takin' yer waifu. She's way to cute to pass up
and the stars in her hair were SEVEN
>>723895876
>please dont
But lewdity is the highest form of comedy
>>723895788
Sleep forever~
>>723895856
so what's new
>>723895635
Don't worry he is a good guy who care S for us even though we want to fuck men.>>723895700
I'm way drunk Louise don't take me serious. >>723895763
Hanako I'll keep typing as long as I'm coherent.>>723895803
Thqnks
>>723895788
Goodnight Hama.
>>723895876
Good stuff. Ah yeah that doesn't sound very pleasant.
>>723891148
>>723895803
Hmm... I see... But I can't see how it would be so much harder
>>723895876
That.. makes me happy to hear. I love you too
>>723895959
Not much, another completely meaningless day in my pointless existence! What about you?
>>723895961
It'll start feeling really bad if you start sobering up while awake. You should try and avoid that.
>>723895961
That's a good friend.. Alright good, i wanted to talk a bit more before i go to bed.
>>723895961
>even though we want to fuck men
Is that supposed to be a reason for him not to?
>>723896020
>But I can't see how it would be so much harder
That would involve leaving the house. U crazy?
hello all
>>723896064
Speaking right out of my soul there
Got myself some late breakfast and I had no idea that Linzer Kipferl could be so soft
>>723895895
Been a while since I seen you
>>723895920
I think puns are!
For example,
What's colorful and smart?
>>723895961
uhhh
okay!
>>723895994
And I'm nice and cozy here.
>>723896020
I'd be much cozier if I had you to cuddle with, though..
>>723896070
I'm too drunk for that. >>723896142
I'm too drunk for this shot.
>>723896167
Hello Sonokawa! I always seemed to miss you. How are you?
>>723896268
Agreed. I'm looking forward to see you and cuddle with you...
>>723896268
>>723896020
Could you two take a room or something
>>723895754
I did nothing wrong.
>>723896268
i'm good
>>723896280
drinking is bad for you. you need jesus
>Art of Louise being hung to death
>
>>723896304
It won't be that long now.
>>723896310
We have one
>>723896268
Cozy is good, forget the snacks!
>>723896280
Don't do it then.
>>723896310
This
>>723896304
G-good morning Chara. I'm alright, just worried about Haruhi
>>723896268
>What's colorful and smart?
You!
>>723896367
That's good! Been up to much?
>>723896374
You may be right..
>>723896367
God is a myth. Rip that baindaid off now fucker. >>723896374
Hold me.
>>723896448
But I'm not colorful!
The answer is
A brainbow
>>723896310
It's in the planning. The room will be my apartment
>>723896362
Kangaroos are supposed to be cool, don't kill them!
>>723896371
I'm really looking forward to it...
>>723896424
Why? As far as I know Haruhi seems really happy and content at the moment
>>723896449
Make the new thread.
new thread
>>723896449
same old shit different day
>>723896451
>God is a myth.
you so sure about that?
mavis
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