Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Thats why Hawkeye trashes Tharja. And Takumi just Takumis all over you.
Wow rood you bulli
Haha yeah you gotta wade through a bit of bad to get the good ones.
That's good, it stops being fun if you get too fucked up. Hmm want me to hold you so you don't fall down~?
And too many lewds..
That would be understandable then! Sleep is important~
I thought I was too slow?
Screw you Screwer
That's why I have a Robin too
But fuck Takumi.
But I don't have work, so I'll be here until you go to bed
I have 200 sheckles left, what should I buy?
Holy shit. this was legit
I'm drunk arguing about 5 stars>>723891335
I got my friend to drink the shot
Good to hear~
I will do no such thing.
This is probably the lewdest I would ever save.
Takumi eat you up real gewd.
Eat something already you fool. Eating helps greatly.
5 stars? Aww i wanna have some drinks with you so bad~.
I was teasing. Ooh that's cute.
Body found. Last thread died because of mods.
Very cute! There's a lot of pictures that are sliiightly too lewd to save that are adorable, it's kind of a bummer
On the bright side
A meaning for life
So you don't pass out! Nice going!
I would love to make you fall asleep in my arms
Takumi eats up everything real good
There's no need to lie, i know you save them anyway~.
I can't feel my face I won't eat. Thanks. >>723891733
I'm so drunk my friends want me to drink more because he is a bastard that wants me to get fucking twisted I'm talking as I right this and our sober friend is measuring the alcohol right now.>>723891847
I don't feel all here and I'm worried about my emotions
I have it ready already
The meaning of life is to live and die. Never ending sadness follows
..I'd absolutely love to do that with you...
I sure don't
I make all of my folders with the belief that eventually someone will snoop through them
That he does. You silly billy.
Trust me. Years of experience in recovering from downing shots way too quickly. Eat something.
You're gonna regret it tomorrow if you keep going.
You should have a few cups of water, try eating something too. There's a fine line between fun and complete misery.
So, why not take a nap?
And... why are you worried about your emotions?
So, buy yourself some vidya to make life more fun
It's a deal then!
Takumi is broken, so fuck you
I mean one that could hold your weight
But that's not all we have to do
Fuck that I don't want food, >>723892144
I stopped don't worry. >>723892203
My friend is giving me head pats it feels great and he is reading my posts. >>723892265
I feel so out of it. I can't control myself
I want to die
I got that extra heavy duty shit they use to lift whales
I get that.
I'd listen to Rory if i were you. That's good. Lucky you head pats are nice.
And it's okay
This sounds really lewd and private
I think you have to tell me what else we need to do
I see... and you don't trust your friends with it?
Everyone here does. Probably
I just made a phone call to my employer.
I still haven't calmed down yet. I need a drink or something.
fuuuuuuck phones, man.
My, my, where is your mind going to?
I didn't say anything about anything lewd
B-But I guess if you want to, there's no helping it, we will
Captain fuckin Morgan . >>723892565
Sorry I moved it up this post. >>723892633
Fuck Rory. I do what I want. >>723892760
I don't know what you said. >>723892796
I told the drawfag I'm a waifu fag
>I don't know what you said.
I said you'll feel great in the morning.
> Implying that will stop me from staring
Oh my, i like this side of you~.
W-well... damnit... this sounds even more lewd
Tell me tho. In private
still, fuck you!
HE said I wobbled but walked in a straight line.>>723893054
I'm sorry Rory but I won't eat. >>723893101
Oh. I feel so drunk: >>723893131
I bet you like me after 5 shots. >>723893197
I'm fucked up dude >>723893232
Stop being cute in public
Shh, just appreciate the music.
Don't get too fucked up m8
I'll try to stop a bit then bork
Thank you dear~
You too. Roody poody.
I am so drunk. Duck I'm stupid. >>723893469
I can't eat. Anything I say I fucked. >>723893553
Rory it's drunk me don't worry
>I'll try to stop a bit then bork
I'm kidding please don't stop
Hey, that's pretty good.
Oh my this is just too cute~.
I'm always rood
>Anything I say I fucked
Sounds fun m8
The bork likes the cute?
I adore Ken Ashcorp, he's a great artist
I'm drunk I won't hug you back. >>723893772
You just want to abuse drunk me. >>723893791
He says I'm fucked. >>723893854
Look don't take me serious
Did you stop drinking already?
Think you could go for one more shot?
Yeah he is.
Only a little, but i wouldn't take it too far. I'd rather you be sober for that.
You're adorable when you're drunk.
Don't kill him completely, Saya.
I don't. I'm enjoying myself . I hope it isn't too bad tho
I really really love you
>The bork likes the cute?
Cute is best, also I totally don't live my life vicariously through others, what are you talking about
>I'm drunk I won't hug you back
...Can I just hug you without you hugging me back?
Fuck no. >>723894142
I'm out of it. >>723894176
Thank you. Sorry I'm way drunk >>723894200
I hope your happy. BBB. >>723894205
It would be weird.
>Pixiv suddenly stops displaying thumbnails why I browse
I love you more
Well... that sounds unhealthy a bit, but I can understand it.
You okay bork?
I am, yup. Hope you'll feel better soon.
I don't care, still going to make you happy
Out of it enough to spill a secret or two in private~?
It's mad at you for not saving the lewds.
Drunk people are no different. Less inhibitions. You say things you think of rather than keep them to yourself.
But you a roody poody ptooty.
Been a long time since I did.
You already to, dear~
But if I open it in incognito it displays them...Cookie error?
Yes, 24/7 so fuck you and fuck your kangaroos
But even happier than that
Don't worry, me too bro
The existential crisis hits and I feel like shit all day.
>what is my purpose in this life?
I dont feel good
But I have no kangaroos. I see a lot of kangaroo roadkill though.
No that's ok, i was just kidding. I know you'd be upset tomorrow.
I just hope I can make you as happy as you make me, even though you deserve so much more
Why are you killing kangaroos then you sick bastard?!
I really, really, don't think I could get someone better than you. And I don't even want someone better than you.
I dunno, I'm just not happy anymore. I go through my days waiting for something to happen but it doesnt.
>You okay bork?
I mean, there's not really anything you can do about it, and while my life's not perfect, I'm happy for the good that I have.
Like watching you two cuties.
Cleared my cookies, it did not help.
I'm so drunk. Hanako my friend is monitoring 3 of us.
That really sucks. Hopefully it'll get better during the day. I've been sitting here myself contemplating just going back to bed and skip today entirely.
>not even 10am yet
I just want you...
Its 2 am and I'm sitting here trying to keep myself together.
Goddammit, I'm getting diabetes from having to watch your conversation.
Hmm maybe leave it alone for a while and come back to it a bit later.
I can tell. Monitoring?
Like watching us be drunk assholes I can't control myself
Because theres a heap of them. And they need to die. Too many.
Just as well, I should REALLY head to the store right now..
So... I mean yeah, you can't do much about it, but talking about it can make you feel better
Now that sounds incredibly lewd and cute at the same time.
And I like both ways
Don't all americans already have diabetes?
Don't kill innocent kangaroos
They arent innocent. They tried to knock me off the bike once.
>Goddammit, I'm getting diabetes from having to watch your conversation.
Right? It's fucking delicious
>I should REALLY head to the store right now..
You can't leave us hanging like this, Louise
>So... I mean yeah, you can't do much about it, but talking about it can make you feel better
I am alone and will always be alone, from now until the day I die, and there's nothing to be done about it.
It's possible to be happy like this, so I'm pursuing that. It's working out alright so far. I'm making progress.
Pretty much. If it keeps up I'll end up putting a bullet in my head.
I'm not from 'Murica though.
Don't do that. It's not very good for your health.
Ah. Well i'm glad you've got someone looking out for you. I wish i could be there too~.
..Well, maybe I meant it both ways, so it's okay!
But I need food! Sustenance!
Sleep well Tomo
Food, snacks, that sort of thing
Because you killed their bretherns!
I suppose that's something, but I doubt that it's easy
So good luck with that
bonus points for you then
Gosh, I love you.
Yummy. Anything in particular?
Done for the night?
Welp, I'm off to cry myself to sleep. Goodnight
>No more you'd for me.Am I too drunk,
>Am I too drunk
Add me on Steam and all sorts of fun things will happen!
>But I need food! Sustenance!
I'm trying to make this lewd, but everything I can think of is terrible.
We'll miss you~
>I doubt that it's easy
Significantly easier than the alternative
Poor guy being stuck babysitting.
Take care of yourself Hami, good night.
I love you too, dear.
Just snacks, stuff like chips and stuff.
But I don't wanna get changed and drive out in the rain.
Feel better, Hama...
>trying to lewd
But lewdity is the highest form of comedy
Don't worry he is a good guy who care S for us even though we want to fuck men.>>723895700
I'm way drunk Louise don't take me serious. >>723895763
Hanako I'll keep typing as long as I'm coherent.>>723895803
Good stuff. Ah yeah that doesn't sound very pleasant.
Hmm... I see... But I can't see how it would be so much harder
That.. makes me happy to hear. I love you too
Not much, another completely meaningless day in my pointless existence! What about you?
It'll start feeling really bad if you start sobering up while awake. You should try and avoid that.
That's a good friend.. Alright good, i wanted to talk a bit more before i go to bed.
>even though we want to fuck men
Is that supposed to be a reason for him not to?
>But I can't see how it would be so much harder
That would involve leaving the house. U crazy?
Speaking right out of my soul there
Got myself some late breakfast and I had no idea that Linzer Kipferl could be so soft
Been a while since I seen you
I think puns are!
What's colorful and smart?
And I'm nice and cozy here.
I'd be much cozier if I had you to cuddle with, though..
I'm too drunk for that. >>723896142
I'm too drunk for this shot.
Hello Sonokawa! I always seemed to miss you. How are you?
Agreed. I'm looking forward to see you and cuddle with you...
Could you two take a room or something
drinking is bad for you. you need jesus
>Art of Louise being hung to death
It won't be that long now.
We have one
Cozy is good, forget the snacks!
Don't do it then.
G-good morning Chara. I'm alright, just worried about Haruhi
>What's colorful and smart?
That's good! Been up to much?
You may be right..
God is a myth. Rip that baindaid off now fucker. >>723896374
But I'm not colorful!
The answer is
It's in the planning. The room will be my apartment
Kangaroos are supposed to be cool, don't kill them!
I'm really looking forward to it...
Why? As far as I know Haruhi seems really happy and content at the moment