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Which actress caused your first boner/celebrity crush? Pic related

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Which actress caused your first boner/celebrity crush?
Pic related and yes I'm an old bastard.
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Snap.
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>>722953748
Who?
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Either JLo back when she was a Fly Girl or...
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>>722953180
Ditto - also grew up watching Labyrinth.
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>>722953804
Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies. I'm a weird guy.
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Alexis beldel is Mexican
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>>722953811
Really?? [spoiler]sarah silverman? [/spoiler]
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>>722953811
If that is Sarah Silverman, kill yourself.
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>>722953811
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>>722953880
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>722953935
for you, anon
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>>722953180
I crushed on her so hard, secretly. Best movie.
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>>722953863
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>Lava Girl
Real name is Taylor Dooley, but I just found out myself.
You could say I was... Hot for her.
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I find Jews sexy
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>>722954076
Man, that never starts being funny.
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>>722954130
>Libcuck detected.
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>>722953180
I'm way older than you.
I saw Tommy when it was released in the theaters
This scene gave me a diamond cutter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChGxwRq3YcI
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Heyden Panettiere, i tugged my little weiner to this sex demon so many fucking times, when the tv show "heroes" was still a thing.

Fuck man those were the days
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>>722954281
Sheeeeiiiit nigga forgot the pic
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Tara strong
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>>722954171
Wat, what is this from.
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>>722954387
Mmmm...Tara Strong.
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>>722954254
...... This is a little disturbing.
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>>722953180
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Kerri Green in goonies. Hell, I'd fuck the shit out of her now.
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>>722953180
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>>722954785
All i see is ron from harry potter
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>>722953180
Lucy fucking liu
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>>722954929
That's because you like ginger boys.
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>>722954137
I kinda dug it. I certainly remember feeling bad for him like I did for Paul Hogan having to drool over that three foot long ass scene in Crocodile Dundee.
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>>722955015
I was way too old for her to be my first boner but damn she still looks good in elementary.
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the pillow fight scene from animal house

>pic related
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>>722955106
da real MVP of Fast Times. Phoebe never did it for me but Jennifer Jason Leigh certainly did.
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>>722954130
she's not particularly attractive in this pic, or any of her shit in the last 10 years or so, but there's a 2 part episode of star trek voyager from 1996 she's in and she's hot as fuck.
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>>722954122
chica es muy caliente
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>>722954659
Great movie so old school senior trip was great. Jeremy Renner was in it.
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>>722955166
ѕнє ωαѕ ∂єfιиιтєℓу υи∂єяяαтє∂
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>>722953180
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>>722953863
You are okay. She does it for me too
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>>722954130
Wtf is that?!
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>>722955235
Those fucking wheelers though, killed any boner.
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>>722954286
Jesus are you 13?
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need more fakes
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>>722953863
She was still hot in this. Was very hot in trading places though.
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>>722953863
You're not weird. She had a killer body back in the 80's
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>>722955307
superior taste
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>>722955235
this
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I wanted to save her and I didn't know why. The power of boners
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>>722954451
YES!
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>>722955459
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>>722955556
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>>722955459
>>722955556
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>that awkward 8 year old boner
>that awkward silent drive home
>that awkward overheard conversation my parents had later "but its a disney, how could there be nudity?"

lot of elderly folk on here today
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>>722955632
Not my first, but that may be the hottest sex scene of all time.
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>>722955706
What film?
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>>722955556

My first - when she was in Bugsy Malone. Even now..
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that scene in the name of the rose.
christian slater had awesome parents
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>>722955784
Splash
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>>722955784
splash. tom hanks and daryl hannah movie from 1984
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>>722955649
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>>722954579
Career Opportunities
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>>722954076

This is what faggots actually think
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>>722954076
I agree with this sentiment
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>>722955820
>>722955854
Shit, been years since I saw that.
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>>722955868
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>>722955940
Someone left there sense of humor in a loli thread.
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>>722954254
Damn son.

Possibly a little younger than you, for me it was Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science. Or the girl in The Blue Lagoon, both liberated from my dad's video collection when he was at work and I was off school home alone.
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>>722956009
Uhm
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>>722953804
Damn she looks man-ish there.
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>>722956009
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>>722955459

Jesus are you 80?
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14 year old reese.
had a brief skinnydipping scene that wrinkled my VHS tape with the pausing.

I was crushed when i found out it was a body double
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>>722956129
yeah she looks a lot better now (pic related). I just have a vivid memory or having a little boy boner when this was on In Living Color.
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Any other olds love Marilu Henner from Taxi?

So many bra-less outfits with nips, in the 80s...
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>>722954076
Thank god, I thought *I* would have to post it.
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>>722953180
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>>722956225
april from knight rider was my 80's tv wife
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>>722956225
More Marilu:
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>>722956225
well I'm only 32, but I watched a lot of this on TV Land and definitely fapped to her.
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oddly enough, I didn't turn out a furry
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>>722954368
SJ still looks like that to me, I don't understand how anyone could find her fuckable. She's just fucking fugly.
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Pic related. Would never be allowed in a kids film these days.
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>>722955166
There are better scenes of her NOOD in some rutger Hauer movie about vikings or some nonsense
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>>722956289
This movie has a lot of good Jamie Lee Curtis fap material in it too.
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>>722956490
Flesh + Blood is the name of it. I have the DVD. She's actually naked in a lot of movies
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Real old fag here.
My first was Christina Lindberg during the 70's when I was a young boy. (Swedish Actress)
My mom hated her movies because she always had hard nipples and short skirts and cursed a lot.
oh those were the days.
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>>722956479
And here´s the kicker. she was like 14 in that scene
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I cant find a pic of her, but that girl from Lazytown
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>>722956422
Jeez, I posted Ariel from Little Mermaid, but honestly, I forgot about Gadget. This is probably more realistically mine.
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>>722956146
that's photoshop right? Otherwise fuuuuck
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>>722956566
source?
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Many loads
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The movie came out in 1970 but I saw it in the mid 80´s, she was perfect
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>>722956575
Did you try google?
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>>722956713
OH crap, waht movie? she's cute.
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>>722956713
Let´s have another
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>>722953863
better in Blue Steel
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>>722956746
Donna was best girl
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>>722956215
Yeah, she looks like she's lost twenty years rather than gained twenty years.
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>>722956673
Bubbles from Little Britain
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>>722956801
A Swedish lovestory (1970) by Roy Anderson
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065955/
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>>722954076
I know, Girls are icky right? Arnold prob jiZed in his pants during that scene.
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>>722956775
All I can find is pics of stephanie
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>>722956146
She totally stole my heart as Bare Nell.

I'm old and sad, what can I say.

Also liberated from my dad's video collection.
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>>722956889
Which girl do you want lol? One of the puppets?
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>>722956817
Donna was obviously the better girl. I thought Jackie was way prettier though.
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>>722956543
>being here after the age of 25
Sad.
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>>722956823
Money and Drake cum will do that for ya.
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>>722956479
the french version was good too, google marie gillain
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>>722954076
Hate ruin the story, but this is exactly why actors have stand-ins:

So they dont have to sit there take after take after take while the other person gets it right.

Arnold was actually fucking a 16 year old while some poor shmuck makin $95 a day sat there for 12 hours watching what you describe.

At least craft services is usually pretty good.
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>>722956976
ya I finally found it
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>>722953880
Not gonna happen, douche.
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>>722957009
What else am I gonna do during my night shifts?
My wife is at home sleeping, there is nothing on tv and I can choose between sitting, staring out into nothing or browse the web on my phone.
I choose the latter.
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>>722957191
>What else am I gonna do during my night shifts?
Your fucking job, nigger.
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>>722957236
I am. I got 6 screens to monitor, 99% of the time nothing happens. The other 1% an alarm goes off and I go into the factory floor and repair something.
The rest I'm just sitting here.
It's called the quit shift for a reason.
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All the Way with Stephanie Kay!

Degrassi Junior High...
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>>722957191
I feel ya. Work nights monitoring an electric station. 99% of the time, everything is running fine. If something isn't, I tell maintenance to fix it. $32/hr.
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>>722955034
They got married so he must have seen something he liked.

Also that was the film that made him a star, much like Harrison Ford he stumbled into a killer role and became a worldwide star almost overnight. So it's not like either of them were hitting grade a poon prior to their respective films.

Arnie is a different kettle of fish. By the time True Lies came out he was one of the highest earners in Hollywood. No doubt he was drowning in a much better class of poon and I don't think milfs were really his thing right then in his career.

Tldr: So I agree with wall of text dude.
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>>722957341
I called you a nigger for a reason. Do your job and stop making excuses for why you aren't. Anything less makes you a fucking nigger. No wonder you ended up on a site full of kids 30 years younger than you.
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>>722957375
Canadian Instaboner.
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She looks like a girl that I used to like
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>>722956479
a few years later, she started getting chubby and her ass was awesome
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>>722953180
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>>722957341
Read something worthwhile. Maybe educate yourself?
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>>722957459
Poor, butt-hurt faggot detected.
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>>722957551
That totally proves you're not a nigger. Awesome job, sad old man.
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>>722957408
Yep. Monitor the machines inside a ethanol factory here in Sweden. They pretty much run them self most of the time. Get around $30-40/hour depending on overtime, hours etc.
Chill as fuck. Used to be full time maintenance but my bad knee made me change shifts. Even pays better.
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>>722957503

Famous for being hot jailbait...
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>>722957614
Faggot, I'm not the same guy.
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>>722957633
Anything happen there last night?
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>>722957546
Hard to read with load as fuck machines around.
Already have a university degree in electrical engineering and lot more.
I do what ever the hell I want.
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>>722957696
>whiteknighting for another man
Sorry, should've called you a faggot who doesn't know how to act because daddy never taught him.
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>>722957091
$95 a day and milfs slut dancing at me? Hell yes, where do I sign up?
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>>722957678
Yep. Pretty Baby...So much baked underage Brooke Shields.
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old anon here. batgirl
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>>722957713
Nope. A few small leaks and a high pressure warning but nothing worth mentioning.
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Denise Richards

still fucking hot to this day
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>>722957751
lol
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I always had a thing for this bitch.
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>>722953180
Not an actress but ALL of Whoville from the Grinch. Even the Mayor.
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>>722957873
You mean the boy from the never ending story?
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>>722956543
The fuck are you doing on this site?
I'm 24 and feel pathetic for coming here.
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Hayley Williams was my first and only celebrity crush.
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I found a nude magazine in a ditch when i was like 8 or so... that did it for me
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>>722957741
Exactly! That's what's wrong with me.
Thanks anon!
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Lola le lann

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5630fcf96bb1b
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>>722957931
Reading about subjects that interest me in /diy/ and browse /b/ sometimes.
This site has a lot more activity than most forums.
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>>722953180
oldfag here ... Dyna Girl ... saw her little titties in that out fit and didn't know WTF was happening in my jeans, thought the were going to bust open ..
A Halloween or two later, a friends mom and older sister dressed up as Electra Woman and Dyna Girl. By then I knew what to do and fapped many times to both sis AND mom. Somewhere my mom has pictures of them in one of her photo albums.
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>>722957820
I actually dated her cousin for like 9 months.

I fucked up when I got caught jacking off to the pool scene in Wild Things
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>>722957931
He's a dumb nigger. He's old, married, works night shift at a job that obviously can't be that important, and he hangs out with people half his age on the internet. He never had a chance of becoming a successful adult because he simply wasn't smart enough.
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>>722957931
The fuck are any of us doing here? This place is a fucking sewer.
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>>722957741
Not either of those two dudes. Rare that I'd bother troll baiting, but on the off chance it works..

Please fuck off. I was enjoying the thread before you turned up.

Not often there's a thread on /b/ where there's only one prick posting, so I thought maybe it was worth trying to nip it in the bud. If you piss off, then the oldfags and nice kids can get back to discussing our first movie crushes.
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>>722954659
She's 44 now and a hot AF milf.
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>>722958099
imagine that huge bush in electra womans suit
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>>722953180
Yes I am also old...
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I'll mix it up a little. Femanon here, and Jim from Treasure Planet was my sexual awakening. I had the biggest fucking crush on that dude.
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>>722958107
>assuming it's the same anon
Is anonymity that hard for people to grasp?
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>>722958131
Isn't that exactly why we are all here?
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>>722958155
Good luck with that happening. Autistic spectrum troll boy cannot comprehend common sense.
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>>722958107
oh look at that edge.
>fucking keklord.
Jealous of his job I presume while you slave away like a slave nigger?
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>>722958280
Yup!
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>>722958155
>I was enjoying the thread before you turned up.
Welcome to my website, normie retard. If you can't handle the people who actually belong here, head back to rebbit with the other thin-skinned mouthbreathing queers.

>If you piss off, then the oldfags and nice kids can get back to pretending to have online friends and pretending /b/ is for on topic posting

Go home.
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This chick from Entourage. Lots of fake nudes of her out there.
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>>722957459
You tried i guess.
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>>722958355
Ughh...The tard is strong with this one...
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>>722958252
>>722958286
>old people who don't belong here, but refuse to accept it because they're such failures that their peer groups reject them
>>722958381
>another faggot whose daddy wasn't around to teach him how to act around other men
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>>722957741
It really must suck to be you....
Do you cry yourself to sleep every night?
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>>722957009
dude I'm 29. I'm so sad.
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>>722958073
Same here, DIY is slow but interesting, /b/ has a better pave. I like the fact you can still call a spade a spade here..for the most part.

I like the banter on /b/ too, with the intelligent trolls that is. Not the 99% of shitposters like butthurt above.
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>>722953180
susan george, the rape scene in straw dogs....

>yeah I'm ancient too
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>>722957633
Vilken fabrik?
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>>722958463
Nice...
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>>722958433
>...
>...
Learning disability or homosexuality detected.
>>722958440
As above.
>>722958445
You really are. Grow up.


>all these cancerous post-2012 tourists who are obviously phoneposters
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>>722953180
Don't really know who specifc, but enjoyed watching Xena as a kid and i know i was aroused when i was watching this. Maybe that's the reason i like woman with dark hair and blue eyes so much.
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>>722957009
I'm 27.…. I'm sad...
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Can you guys stop ruin a decent thread with pointless bantering about age
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Oh yean
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>>722958551
>.….
>...
You're also learning disabled.
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>>722958439
Oh hey everyone, an anon with intelligence superior to ours has graced us with his analysis. Praise be.
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>>722958534
Well what the fuck else should I do on a sunday evening?
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>>722958474
Agroetanol (Lantmännens). Nere i Norrköping.
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>>722958585
>an intelligence
>Praise be.
Way to prove me right.
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>>722958107
Kys.
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>>722958355
It was worth asking nicely.

One of the advantages of age is experience. You say it's your website, but I was here many moons before you. Oldfags were made in /b/.

Also, I am at home retard. In both senses.
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>>722958606
>inb4 knee jerk replies from anons who keep forgetting about time zones
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>>722958545
Awesome someone like me except it was callisto that turned me on
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>>722953180
Jen is a queen.

Here's my first crush.
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>>722953180
Not as old as I am, pretty-pretty
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>>722958534
Congrats on bring the first thing to make me laugh today faggot.

Btw, your mom is a whore
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>>722955320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9vAsE7yIUA
fapped to this bonusscene a lot
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>>722958666
>but I was here many moons before you
You literally weren't. You can lie to yourself, but you can't lie to me.
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>>722958360
Too bad she never did porn. I'd pay for that shit for sure.
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>>722958608
Trodde nästan det skulle vara någon spritfabrik som tillverkade etanol för att tillsätta till sin sprit. Nåja!
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>>722958219
70's bush ... after a couple decades of trimmed, shaped, and shaved, coming across one brings back good memories. don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed the changes in ... style ... over the years, but being visully reminded of that first furburger of youth will get the lady pounded extra hard ...
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>>722958757
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MEMES!!!! XDXDXD
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>>722958445

40 here.

I used to read sites like Ars Technica all the time, but Gamergate fucked them up for me.

So, after all the SJWing there pisses me off, I come to /b/ to blow off steam.

Pic is one of my first porn crushes, Annette Haven.
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>>722958767
>...
>...
>...
>...
Learning disability detected.
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>>722958757
I love this maymay
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>>722953180
Topanga from Boy Meets World
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>>722958790
Damn, she looks good. Gotta look her up.
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>>722958786
:^)
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>>722958765

WHAT? TROLLS?
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>>722958765
Man kan ju drömma. Agro är inte like roligt. Men det betalar bra.
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>>722958790
Kill yourself, old dude. Your life didn't go anywhere.
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the girl in the movie Zabriske Point
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>>722958744
I post trips of doom, yet you still refuse to accept I am original material.

Newfag.
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>>722958360
Nice shop...too bad it isn't real
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>>722954076

I'll bet this pasta originated on /tv/. Only the losers from there can take a tv or movie seriously enough for their insane brain to conceive and write out something like this.
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>>722958790
Yes I love her in Barbara broadcast.."when will I be old enough to cum in a girls mouth"
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>>722958765
This site is for white, educated, middle class, English speaking American males under the age of 25. Take your subhuman language to whatever site your failed country created.
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>>722958936
>b-b-b-but muh trips!
>repeating digits mean anything
Your status as a newfaggot poser has been confirmed.
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>>722959004
اغلاق الكافر اللعنة حتى
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>>722959004
subtract american and 25 and i might even agree with this
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>>722958463
Talking about ancient...
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>>722958562
SEYMORE, ARE YOU LOOKING AT PICTURES OF NAKED LADIES?
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>>722959077
>the agreement of someone who doesn't even belong here is necessary
wew second worlder
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>>722959077
and, in his case, subtract the "educated" bit as well
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Yeah... Cartoon Characters
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>>722958887
Tydligen. Vad blir det i månadslön före skatt?
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>>722959166
>says the person who types like a nigger
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>>722959193
Håll käften
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Sarah Silverman
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>>722959193
>>722959244
Orgen borgen kolan beoolean smorgen!
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i dont remember
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>>722959088
her daughter is fucking hot too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0kVOG6qVr0
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>>722959310
The fuck did you say about my mother?
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>>722958847

I recommend her in Co-ed Fever and in Lust at First Bite.

Not only do they have some great vintage fucking, but porn films back then were real films--those two are pretty funny as movies.
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And she only got hotter and hotter and i just got old.
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true story
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Francesca woodman
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Agent scully
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i didnt realize i was meant to like girls or people in general until i was like 17, masturbated for the first time ever at 20
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>>722958912
You don't realise how young and desperate you sound.

Only school children believe a life has to go somewhere, or even can for that matter.

Unless you have an unshakeable faith in fate and your destiny be assured it really doesn't work out like that.

Remember what I said about experience? That's what oldfags have, and it's entirely possible you'll never have any really worthwhile experiences in your life, because you never know what will happen tomorrow. Tomorrow could be the day you die a closeted virgin.

I on the other hand have had a life full of amazing experiences. I've raised children and helped them become men, the kind of help you'll never have from your parents, because they don't care about you as much as I care about my kids. You're a sad, lonely child and tomorrow will suck worse than today did. That's your path.

Of course, you could stop being a complete nugget all the time and try and straighten out your karma before the karma bus collides with you and spreads you across the road.


But you're not gonna make that choice are you? I'm pretty confident about it, having had experience in these matters. So all that remains is to happily wish you a hot fuck you.
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>>722959341
Holy fuck that's her daughter? I knew she looked familiar but i just couldn't relate her to anyone. Guess i gotta watch that movie then. Probably not as explicit as the anime, but well
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>>722959193
48 500 ungefär brukar det bli innan masen tar sitt.
Skiljer mycket dock med all övertid och sånt.
Tar ut runt 30-35k i månaden.
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Hey remember
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>>722959244
Ska inte du lägga dig snart?
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>>722957873
Funny that he turned out to be a grundgy rocker now. He could of made a great trap. Same with the kid that killed himself in the sequel.
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>>722959224
oh, I'm sorry. Did my correct use of commas scare you?
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>>722959485
Dude you're a fag
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>>722959477
Yup that´s autism
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Brown bunny makes me wanna be a director and hand pick my cast
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>>722959505
Jisses, det låter väldigt intressant det där yrket. Jobbigt med natt-skift dock, testade tidningsbärare ett tag men vilket slit det var.
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>>722958912
I'll wager he has been far more successful than you'll ever be.

I can see minimum-wage and burgers in your future.
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the captains daughter
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>>722959444
Where Pierre Woodman got his inspiration lol.
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>>722959485
>all that reddit spacing because he never learned how to build paragraphs
>dumbfuck thinks I'm going to read what he considers a defense of himself
>he doesn't realize his life is indefensible

You need to finally grow up, OK Corky? Stop pretending that your life is OK. It's obvious to your peers that it isn't.
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>>722953180
This.

Thanks to this, I have an enduring thing for black/dark lipstick and delicious flat chests.
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>>722959485
>get a load of this dumb breeder
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>>722959586
>Dude you're a fag
Oh, the irony
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>>722959536
Yes
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>>722959638
Ja nattskift är ett jäkla mög. Jobbar natt var tredje vecka. Ledig tre dagar mellan varje skiftbyte.
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>>722958545
ok i think that doesn't count really

but after seeing katy perry on this post >>722954286, I remember having a crush on Zooey Deschanel when she appeared in Weeds. I was around 16 at that time.
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>>722959570
>still refuses to capitalize like a white person because he's posting from an obamaphone
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>>722959792
Funkar rätt bra under en begränsad tid kan jag tänka mig. Hur länge har du hållt på med det? Har du känt av några bi-effekter?
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>>722959658
>whiteknighting for another man
You're literally a faggot raised by a single mother. The possibility of you ever making a point worth hearing is non-existent.
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>>722953180
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>>722959746
Forgot to say: I'm surprised how many older fuckers there are on today.

Good to see I'm not the only oldster on 4chan (though I mostly hang out in /toy/ in the Lego general threads.)
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>>722959714
>changes tenses between third, first and back to third person during a single set of greentexts
>tries to criticise another anon's post
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>>722959898
Name?
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>>722955186
gracias. soy milk.
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>>722959780
>Oh, _______
>muh irony
He's right about you. Both of these things are gay as fuck.
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>>722959382
So much this.
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>>722959586
Doesn't make anything else I said less true.

They didn't let fags raise kids when I first had kids. That's a modern phenomenon, like all the rest of the LGBTQetc bullshit that people care about nowadays because they don't have anything better to care about.

Where the sheep have become herded ever tighter by the media, both traditional and social, so eager to conform so they'll be ready to follow the Judas goat to their doom.
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>>722959880
>You're literally a faggot raised by a single mother.
Ah, so now you invent things on the internet, then criticise your inventions?

No response merited, I guess
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>>722959916
>greentext is actual English and bound by grammatical rules
Newfaggot go home. Take all your disgusting faggot friends with you.
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>>722959957
>>722959586
samefagging this hard

I'll now wait for your MSPaint response.
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My first love
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My favorite love
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>>722959603

i doubt it to be honest, my mom was a prostitute and would fuck different men everyday in our small apartment and obviously i would hear anything so that kinda made me not like sex and all that shit but when i got sick of hearing her moans i started going out at night and killing cats and dogs, but mostly cats cus i was a bit scared of dogs, plus i had phimosis thats why i didnt masturbate because u cant really do it if your foreskin doesnt move
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>>722959714
If you think you, or the majority of the kids here are my peers you're far short of the mark.

My peers offline are the same people I've been hanging with since I was 4, I think they know me better than you do.

If you think you're on the path to a better life, or that you'll ever be free, you need your head checked, not just your dubs.
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>>722960037
Had you actually had a father figure, he would've explained that men take care of things man to man and interjecting yourself in one of those situations isn't acceptable. But you didn't have a father figure. You just had mommy and she raised a queer who doesn't know when to stop talking.
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>>722960057
>gets caught in grammatical inconsistency
>Immediately resorts to ad hominems to cover embarrassment

It's OK, Sonny. We understand. Don't worry, we think you're a big boy now.
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>>722959857
Närmar mig 3 år nu med samma position.
Nä inga bi-effekter än så länge förutom att man blir uttråkad efter ett tag.
När jag jobbade som reparatör här istället så var det så klart med action så att säga men blåste knät i December 2013 när jag hoppa ner från stege med 20kg's säck med lut över axeln så hade jag inte mycket val längre.
Har i alla fall ett jobb, ska man vara glad över i dagens Svea.
Har åtminstone min semester man tar varje år, åker till nått varmt ställe och dricker öl och umgås med frugan.
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>>722953986
MODS,MODS MODS!!!!
WE HAVE A 12 YEARS OLD HERE!!!!
XD
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Your all fags
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>>722960203
Not sure if pasta or really really sad story
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>>722960001
is that zooey? not the vagina but yea.h
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>>722960111
>if you provide proof that i'm wrong, i'm still right!
When are you going to grow out of adolescence, baby boy?
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>>722960019
Yawn. Cry more oldfag.
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>>722959904
I've never visited /toy/. I do loves legos though.
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>>722960203
How are you doing now - is your phimosis fixed? Do you still kill animals?
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>>722960212
>Had you actually had a father figure, he would've explained that men take care of things man to man and interjecting yourself in one of those situations isn't acceptable
Inventing more things? Well, if it makes you happy, I suppose.

You could even invent things, then criticise your invention, then invent a reply, then criticise that reply. If you did this in your own thread, all parties would be a lot happier
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>>722960206
I was referring to the other people who are too old to be here. The people here aren't your peers because you don't belong here. You're too old. Work on that reading comprehension, literal nigger.
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>>722959746
Hey - I posted this:
>>722958103
But also dated Mia Sarah's cousin for a bit...well, we hung out a lot (the cousin and me) and fucked occasionally, but didnt really date.

Mia sara didnt age that well, bt here cousin is still fucking hot
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>>722960001
I demand sauce, looks exactly like my sisterinlaw, diamond boner..... need MOOOOAAARRRRRR
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>>722960305
>Deflection when ruse discovered - the post
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>>722960398
you have no respect for the ancients, you will be punished
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>>722960398
>I was referring to the other people who are too old to be here
How old is too old to be here?
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>>722960234
>still pretending he knows how greentext can be used
>pretends that /b/ is reddit or high school debate club and that ad hom is off the table
Do continue proving that you don't (and never will) belong here.


>trying this hard to continue regressing into your youth
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>>722960506
18
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>>722960368
>he's not even trolling
>he really doesn't understand man code
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>>722960203
If true, why did you bother eventually and how did you finally lose your virginity?
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>>722960243
Då är det bara att tuta och köra antar jag!
Synd med knäet, men du slapp iaf bli vanställd som han killen som tillsammans med en annan kollega som dog i samband med Nordkalk-jobb. Knepig meningsbyggnad där, men orkar inte skriva om den.
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>>722960506
26
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>>722960529
>>still pretending he knows how greentext can be used
>Still thinks there are rules to greentext
>still thinks anyone gives a fuck what he thinks
Still thinks I've just broken a rule of greentext
>still doesn't know sarcasm when he sees it
>will still reply because of incontinence
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Phoebe fucking Cates.
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>>722960598
I know he's not trolling. This is fun, though
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>>722960506
50.
>>
Thanks for pushing this thread over the bump limit with your newfag banter. Now go back to your trap threads and continue fapping.
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I heard she likes hiking
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>>722960398
Literal dick sucker.
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>>722960619
Hehe ja det finns gott om farligare jobb där ute.
Min olycka var mitt eget fel. Man vill helst inte erkänna att man blir äldre med åren.
Sånt klara man fint för 10 år sen, men nu blir det lite knepigare.
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>>722960567
>>722960656
>>722960722
Hmm. As much agreement here as a set of Donald Trump's spokespeople
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>>722960741
No one asked what you do on the weekends.
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Liv
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>>722960767
Likaså med hur bra man mår efter en kväll med lite för mycket alkohol.
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>>722960731
You're welcome
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>>722960001
yeah looks like her, i am wondering which movie though. Anyone knows it?
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>>722960798
The answer is 26. The rest of those retards have been here less than 5 years and their opinions are worthless.
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