Flashing experience thread >Pic related. My attempt

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>>722952310

she is laughing at your tiny dick, as so are we

Awesome! Who hasn't wanted to try that. I used to shower and dress with the blinds open when I lived across from a milf and I was 17

>>722952310
tiny cock

how to become a sex offender 101

>>722955154
tinyyyy

>>722955154
Fucking nice

>>722955154
What do you think she was thinking??

>>722955154
She was like "The fuck is this weirdo doing? So not my day today!"
Loved the way she looked at that loser with disgust.

>>722955599
she watched the entire time that he was jizzing.

>>722955435
>oh god this again
>i hope this one stays in his seat
>eugh why am i so fucking broke
>i need to suck more cocks

you know... but only in russian...

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>>722955154
more?

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>>722956021
wow

>>722956087
BUSTED!

>>722956064
more?

>>722956087
kek

>>722953400
Dubs speak the truth.

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>>722952310
If you learn one thing from this thread...
>Fortune favors the bold

this shit is soo freaking disturbing and fun at the same time

>>722956819
I agree

Theres a great flashing/cumming on where some guy cums on the yoga pants of a young chick. THe crazy part is that she's standing around with her fam and no one notices.

>>722957173
post it faggot

>>722957208
I don't have it.

>>722956819
Go back to Red-dit moralfag

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>>722952310

ITT: People who like to bitch about rapefugees and foreigners all being sex offenders.

>>722957821
There is a way more epic one but I can't find it.

>>722955154
hes married lol

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>>722952310
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>>722956334
thats a nice cock wow

>>722953400
> your tiny dick
You don't realize that this image probably comes
from google search. Or is it for you that thinking is not something you do often ?
I hate you
some old retarded fat likely office jokes.
Go send another chain mail you faggot

>>722957990
Do they actually put "danger" signs in front of sex offeders' houses?

>>722958216
Yes. Because creepy fucking Arabs like the ones in these WebMD's like to walk around fucking cumming on people. Absolutely disgusting.

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>>722952310
Op is an irredeemably ill-bred hemorrhoid and a decadent grudge-festering tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat.

>>722958412
No one cares

>>722958380
>webMDs

>>722958583
The... Like... Videos.... DAMN IT I JUST WOKE UP AND THIS THREAD WAS THE FIRST THING I SAW, YOU THINK IM THINKING PROPERLY??

I find this very cool and want to do it one day

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>>722952310
Who took the pic?

>>722958791
Oh look. Your future.

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>>722958842
Newfag detected

>>722956736
omg yaassss! #wolfchasers

>>722956087
best one

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>>722959422
Hitting rock bottom for flashers...jacking off for your elderly neighbor while sitting in an old ford taurus. Where did life go wrong?

on the page without mothers: 64002A8

>>722960280
>"Yeah feel these- feel how soft this is"

Right Click Tab -> Close Tab

>>722957985
Ring's on his right hand and his middle finger dude

i need MOAR

>>722956064
Fake and gay

>>722956819
Welcome to /b/

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>>722961150
Just like you

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Whipping it out where you can get busted and labeled as a sex offended is for fucking idiots. You wana whip it out for a willing audience, which is pretty hard to find these days.

I used to go to our local beach that had a unoffical part way beond some rocks where you could get nude. It was nice, sure it was filled with faggots, and women hardly ever even took their tops off, but you could lay there almost stoking yourself while fully clothed women would just walk on by, and if they were there you know they wanted to see some cock.

These days I ridden in the naked bike ride a bunch of times. You gotta be careful not to get hard or you will be arrested, but the sheer number of horny women there just to gawk at you is enough to get me off for years to come.

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never took any of these, but its what I am talking about

>>722955435
probably scared. hell, i would be (as a woman). would've beat the shit out of him for flashing in public.

>>722962365
>woman
>beat the shit out of him
tits or gtfo

>>722952310
I have several flashing stories.

There has not been one unsuccessful attempt yet. But I'm very selective with who I flash.

Want to read some green texts?

>>722961738
Arrested if hard? Wow thanks feminism

>>722962765
Go

>>722955435
Women don't think, silly.

>>722962765
Go for it

>>722955020
Only if they become offended. Women are also sexual beings.

>>722952310
nice

>>722958412
exactly my point there >>722958078

>>722961807
Theyre so offended! Quick call the police!

>>722962765
Alright, I'll start with the ones at the club.
This story is actually even more professional than just flashing random strangers you've not talked to. But here goes.

>Was at a dance club.
>Saw this 8/10 chick.
>I talk to her. This chick is tall as fuck like 5'8.
>I'm 5'10, latino, but have a big dick.
>I'm 31, she's 43.
>She tells me she's staying at a hotel nearby.
>I keep asking if she wants a massage later (at least I think that's what I asked her, basically I asked if she wanted to "hang out" in her hotel room later).
>She keeps telling me how I'm too young.
>So after a few more times of asking and her turning me down, I do something I never did before.
>I take my erect cock out in the night club. I'm basically standing with my back to the club with my cock facing her against the wall.
>I take her hand and just put my erect cock in her hand.
>She's amazed, basically.
>She gives me a copy of her hotel key and I meet her later.
>Then ensued me taking a bath with her in a 3 star hotel, and fucking her brains out.

If any of you idiots actually try this you will 100% end up in prison. Don't fall for this shit.

my ex gf would have me jerk off on video, then let her friends watch...

>>722956087
he should have had a bottle of water or something with him, he may have gotten away with it.

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>>722961738
I usally only take mine out

A. Going to the bathroom
B. Going to bed
C. Showers
D. Walking around my house
E. Walking around my neighborhood
F. Inside my neighbors house

Im naked 99.9% of my life. I usually only put clothing on when ive gotta travel to the normie town 20 miles away from my home at shangri la arizona nudist camp about 50 minutes north of phoenix. All are welcome. Leave the pants on the truck and come live life naturally.

>>722963497
fucking illegals..

Love getting my cock out and masturbate in public places.
Also walking around with a boner visible though my pants is a huge turn on for me.
¨There is a huge park where I live, stood in a small wooded area fucking a big dildo attached to a bench a few years ago, several people walked by about 30 yards away. Said park is also a known "meet up" place for swingers and such. So it's rarely someone who calls the cop.

>>722952310
this is the 1% of the time the girl digs it. Get ready for the other 99% who will just take down your plates and call the police.

>>722963497
2nd story. It's how I met my current milf gf.

>Be walking down the street to head to night club.
>See milf with huuuge ass and fancy hat walking down sidewalk to some restaurant.
>I make a fucking b line and walk back to talk to her.
>Tell her I really like her hat.
>Tell her she's beautiful. Basically shower her with compliments.
>This woman is 52 and I'm 32.
>I tell her to come with me to the parking lot around the corner so we can make out.
>We go to parking lot.
>I now make my 2nd attempt at taking out my cock in public.
>We aren't even 10 feet from the sidewalk where people are walking by.
>I hug her so no one can see the cock.
>My naked erect cock is rubbing at her thick thighs.
>She's shocked. Thinks she's on some punk'd show or something.
>I get her number. She calls me like 8 days later. And we end up fucking like rabbits.
>We're still together and I'm living in her 4000 sq ft mansion and haven't worked a day since.

I got more stories, but I'm gonna take a quick break.

>>722963615
I got a green card, bro.

>>722963766
Pic of ass

>>722958760
9fag