Flashing experience thread
>Pic related. My attempt
she is laughing at your tiny dick, as so are we
If you learn one thing from this thread...
>Fortune favors the bold
ITT: People who like to bitch about rapefugees and foreigners all being sex offenders.
> your tiny dick
You don't realize that this image probably comes
from google search. Or is it for you that thinking is not something you do often ?
I hate you
some old retarded fat likely office jokes.
Go send another chain mail you faggot
Op is an irredeemably ill-bred hemorrhoid and a decadent grudge-festering tainted spawn of a syphilitic swamp rat.
Hitting rock bottom for flashers...jacking off for your elderly neighbor while sitting in an old ford taurus. Where did life go wrong?
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Whipping it out where you can get busted and labeled as a sex offended is for fucking idiots. You wana whip it out for a willing audience, which is pretty hard to find these days.
I used to go to our local beach that had a unoffical part way beond some rocks where you could get nude. It was nice, sure it was filled with faggots, and women hardly ever even took their tops off, but you could lay there almost stoking yourself while fully clothed women would just walk on by, and if they were there you know they wanted to see some cock.
These days I ridden in the naked bike ride a bunch of times. You gotta be careful not to get hard or you will be arrested, but the sheer number of horny women there just to gawk at you is enough to get me off for years to come.
never took any of these, but its what I am talking about
Alright, I'll start with the ones at the club.
This story is actually even more professional than just flashing random strangers you've not talked to. But here goes.
>Was at a dance club.
>Saw this 8/10 chick.
>I talk to her. This chick is tall as fuck like 5'8.
>I'm 5'10, latino, but have a big dick.
>I'm 31, she's 43.
>She tells me she's staying at a hotel nearby.
>I keep asking if she wants a massage later (at least I think that's what I asked her, basically I asked if she wanted to "hang out" in her hotel room later).
>She keeps telling me how I'm too young.
>So after a few more times of asking and her turning me down, I do something I never did before.
>I take my erect cock out in the night club. I'm basically standing with my back to the club with my cock facing her against the wall.
>I take her hand and just put my erect cock in her hand.
>She's amazed, basically.
>She gives me a copy of her hotel key and I meet her later.
>Then ensued me taking a bath with her in a 3 star hotel, and fucking her brains out.
I usally only take mine out
A. Going to the bathroom
B. Going to bed
D. Walking around my house
E. Walking around my neighborhood
F. Inside my neighbors house
Im naked 99.9% of my life. I usually only put clothing on when ive gotta travel to the normie town 20 miles away from my home at shangri la arizona nudist camp about 50 minutes north of phoenix. All are welcome. Leave the pants on the truck and come live life naturally.
Love getting my cock out and masturbate in public places.
Also walking around with a boner visible though my pants is a huge turn on for me.
¨There is a huge park where I live, stood in a small wooded area fucking a big dildo attached to a bench a few years ago, several people walked by about 30 yards away. Said park is also a known "meet up" place for swingers and such. So it's rarely someone who calls the cop.
2nd story. It's how I met my current milf gf.
>Be walking down the street to head to night club.
>See milf with huuuge ass and fancy hat walking down sidewalk to some restaurant.
>I make a fucking b line and walk back to talk to her.
>Tell her I really like her hat.
>Tell her she's beautiful. Basically shower her with compliments.
>This woman is 52 and I'm 32.
>I tell her to come with me to the parking lot around the corner so we can make out.
>We go to parking lot.
>I now make my 2nd attempt at taking out my cock in public.
>We aren't even 10 feet from the sidewalk where people are walking by.
>I hug her so no one can see the cock.
>My naked erect cock is rubbing at her thick thighs.
>She's shocked. Thinks she's on some punk'd show or something.
>I get her number. She calls me like 8 days later. And we end up fucking like rabbits.
>We're still together and I'm living in her 4000 sq ft mansion and haven't worked a day since.
I got more stories, but I'm gonna take a quick break.
I got a green card, bro.