Waifu claim thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content encouraged
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
Shielder claimed.
>>721939042
Then stop doing so. Think about what he and you want and make a decision.
Maybe if you guys could get into PMs you could figure out what to do. It's not really easy to discuss serious things in thread.
Hello again everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Bed time draws near...
>>721937651
No more cuddling for you then
>>721937925
I think it's ok. Very cute kind of characters and character styles. It's very cute i guess is how I'd describe it
>>721938129
When? I don't recall
Claiming best girl
still here
and
>>721938640
throwing people off edges and that kind of stuff. Im taking a little break right now
>>721938884
Will you do it?
>>721938131
Do anything fun today?
>>721938317
> Dr Pepper
You have excellent taste, my friend.
>>721938351
I know that feel..
>>721938884
But isn't the shield supposed to be protecting you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uU_fwRd5qY
>>721938884
I'm modest? Why?
>>721939194
So how was work?
>>721939134
Nuuuu ;-;
>>721938884 shielder
If you're a slut can i get sum fuk?
>>721938924 rory
Well of course that happens when you have everything there's nothing to strive for eventually society will destroy it's self and we'll start over.
>>721939194
But dp you know this feel?* Rubs shoulders*
>>721939281
No you're cute
>>721939194
> Do anything fun today
Shit that was meant for >>721938132 >>721939193
>>721939194
Aww yeah! <3
>>721938884
>>721939042
I'm not, as I honestly haven't gotten anything from this conversation, but I digress.
Goodnight.
>>721939332
I'm not that cute. Just ask anyone that's actually seen me.
>>721939194
As a kid i had a dream. To find a woman that was so broken either physically or emotionally that she didnt think love existed. Then be able to show her it did.
>>721939472
I dont remember are you on hrt? If no why not? Ive only seen chara
bye
>>721939083
im impulsive, repulsive and a bottom feeder.
i don't deserve anyone, i deserve to be alone
>>721939193
mhm starting now, good bye
>>721939194
w-well yeah, but... i love her
>>721939281
i don't know i'm not a psychologist!
>>721939332
no!
>>721939466
I'm sorry, i'm not very good at holding my end of converstions. I'll do better next time.
still around and aboot
>>721939134
I think that's really the point
It's like the fluffiest anime of all time
>>721939193
Probably a good idea, if you've been playing for a while...
Wouldn't want those murderous subliminal messages to kick in, would we?
>>721939371
ERPing with Hanako in thread I see :^)
>>721939332
And thats probably what Trump will do for you.
>>721939134
About a month or so ago. You were throwing lewds all over the place.
>>721939296
It was alright, much better than yesterday.
>>721939332
Oh my, that feels great~.
>>721939371
You know it! <3
>>721939477
That's sweet.
>>721939338
Played for honor and youre silly
>>721939573
Wishing you the best. Hope things get better for you and youre always welcome here
>>721939616
Nah might just want to hunt someone down and throw them into a pit or something
>>721939573
Don't say that. We all deserve someone in our life. Maybe you're just taking this place too seriously, just relax and try to enjoy the people that are still around.
There's no need to leave.
>>721939752
Thats good to hear. Im glad your day was easier
>>721939573
Then you arent a very good slut at all.
Also you deserve love just as much as anyone else
>are there 2 shielder posters?
>>721939719
I doubt it. He may just start the process
>>721939752
Moves hands lower...
...to your back :p
>>721939573
Randomly butting in!
>i don't deserve anyone, i deserve to be alone
Why you'd think that?
>>721939332
Don't be lewd then
>>721939616
Oh for sure.
I don't think I've watched anything more fluffy or cute.
It's adorable
>>721939752
No i wasn't.
Lewds are impure
>>721939630
IT IS NOT ERPING
>>721939752
You're officially my new nigga~ <3
>>721940026
But... i wanna be lewd with my love...
Best girl coming through.
>>721940169
Why is you know mad all the time?
>>721940193
Rem a cute but rem a shit
>>721939803
Oh well as long you don't actually kill them, go ahead
Get that blood flowing!
>>721940026
Try this on for size
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6yIgG6sw_k
>>721940169
>tfw no one's new nigga
>>721940193
>Best girl
Not even close
>>721940347
Can I toss you?
>>721940258
I would be mad too if my boyfriend didn't give me the D.
>>721939566
I am, and have been for over 2 years now.
>>721939573
I was asking why you think I'm modest. Because I'm really not, I said that I was the lucky one because I genuinely see Mako as one of the best things that's happened to me in years.
>>721940193
Best indeed~
>>721940258
Niggers being niggers
>>721940347
Tell me your likes, you could become one.
>>721940026
>lewds are impure
>constant spam of lewds on threads
Unless you're a new Juvia claimer, you're already doom.
>>721940169
>i-i-it's not erping senpai! I'm just sending hearts to my best nigga!
Gay.
>>721940193
Ram > Ren tbh.
HI everyone. I am so thankful to not have to work right now and instead spend my time posting here and playing games all day. It's a good life and the future is bright.
>>721939477
That's a good dream buddy.
>>721939332
Alien dude what's up? How is your manly work going?
>>721940469
If you wish, as long as you throw me somewhere cozy and don't kill me...
>>721940517
tacos are hecking tasty
Should I send you my resume?
>>721939882
Starting the process is better than continuing the stagnation.
>>721940666
Cozy? Like a bed?
>>721939573
See ya.
>>721939758
>>721939803
How was it? And you're cute. Yeah, i have tomorrow off too.
>>721939882
That feels even better, but that's as low as you can go, only Tomoko is allowed to go lower~.
>>721940026
Oh yes you were~. That's a matter of perspective.
>>721940169
Same goes for you~.
>>721940488
Then im 90% sure you're cute
>>721940517
Fuggin niggers
>>721940482
Top kek
>>721940653
I made an appointment today but killed my legs to do so
>>721940721
This is true. You do know the rest of the world is going with us too.
>>721940806
Why does tomo get to have all the fun
Ok its past bed time i should really sleep
>>721940606
OH HO HO I GET IT, you're just jealous right, RIGHT??
>>721940666
>satan trips
*bows* by your orders m'lord
>>721940806
Happy day for Youknow!
>>721940875
What do you mean? Killed your legs to do the work or to walk to the appointment?
>>721940947
Im a door to door salesman m8.
>>721940806
Its pretty fun. Thinking of getting it maybe. ooo tomorrow youre all mine
>>721940779
Yeah, that could work! Not cold like a pit, and unlikely to break anything upon impact...
>>721940877
>...sevens
Make me... a taco.
>>721940653
Hi doggo! I have a question about vending machines
>>721940947
I want a timestamped pic of you actually fuckinf your dogs.
>>721940875
Not us. We are so far removed from what the rest of the world is going through that we will endure.
>>721941084
The nuclear holocaust will consume all
>>721940175
No lewd acts in public
>>721940347
That's pretty great.
But i don't know if it's the fluffiest thing I've seen
>>721940606
It's the same Juvia claimer. Who else would it be
And i don't spam Lewds...
>>721940806
No! Lewds are impure.
>>721941144
Fine then lets go somewhere private
>>721940989
Oh, I thought you were some kind of skilled tradesman.
Nice though.
What kind of business do you run?
>>721941014
Sure dude.
>>721941055
I don't post my dogs online, especially on 4chan. This place can be a cesspool and I don't want my dogs caught in the middle of it.
What if someone draws a dick on my dog wife's face???
No thanks.
>>721941014
How about my bed then
>>721941014
Quieres carne or pollo?
>>721941144
Cuddles next to you and falls asleep.
>>721941195
General home repairs/remodels
Goodnight everyone for real this time
>>721940875
Because my body belongs to Tomo. Sweet dreams, G'night Tali.
>>721940877
Happy day for Hanako as well!
>>721941011
Nice. I'm all yours tonight as well~.
>>721941144
> Dub dubs
Then you aren't as pure as you say, then~.
>>721941195
Then you are full of shit and dont actually fuck dogs. You dont have to show the face
>>721941340
Damn you must be rich dude. I hope to be as successful as you one day.
Good night man.
>>721941365
Thats cute. I dont know. You were the one who worked
>>721941437
Bwahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahagagahahagavavavvahahdjjdjendjdnw
>me
>rich
WEW
>>721941195
Can I sublease one of your larger units?
>>721941229
It's close, and convenient, seems like a good spot! You're not going to murder me after you toss me, right?
>>721941230
Yo poco un hablo
tu parli italiano?
>>721941437
My brothers shep was diagnosed with lymphoma today. 18 months with treatment.
>most of Rorys pics are smiling
>>721940875
I'm not sure that defines cuteness.
>>721941756
Take to the backyard and put one in his head. Don't waste money on a dog.
>>721941488
Probably making more than me.
>>721941539
Lel I only have one gumball machine dude. It's a micro business at this point. The bigger machines are just planned.
I can sustain myself with my business without working I guess but I'm not rich by any means.
>>721941472
Wow Tomoko looks very ladylike in a maid outfit.
>>721941400
Why would anyone lie about that though?
>>721941756
That's depressing man. It might be the food. I used to see it all the time when I worked at a vet's office.
I hope he or she pulls through.
>>721941472
You're cute. What do you mean?
I'm off to bed with Juvia now.
Nighty night everyone
>>721941176
>>721941340
We can go off to bed.
Nighty night love
>>721941365
I'm not perfect but i must try to preserve the purity of juvia
>>721941984
Oh, I thought you had at least one vending machine at this point...
>>721942040
Night! Dream of fluff!
>>721941539
I had different ideas then murder
>>721941984
She is the best
>>721942016
Not even. I mean you already worked today I dont think you should more
>>721942238
Well that's good to hear, I wasn't really looking forward to getting murderered, especially on such a nice bed...
What would those other ideas consist of though?
>>721941984
I hope so too. My brother is devastated and I dont even know the state of his girlfriend. Hes a part of their lives.
>Rory is just too happy
>>721942151
Nope just a gumball machine.
>>721942238
I wish hawt maid outfits were made for dogs. Nurse outfits too.
There used to be a company that made legit highly sexual lingerie for dogs, but I think they sell exclusively in Europe now.
>>721942040
Goodnight Juvia.
>>721942238
Yes even. But this isn't work at all. Besides, what better way to relax than cuddling up with you~.
>>721941365
Any plans for tomorrow?
>>721942040
Night
>>721942515
Its an ok bed. Wish it was bigger and all that but I think it will do for what I had in mind
>>721942535
Yeah I dont really want to talk about that
>>721942758
Im sure after a long day of work you would probably want a nice back and shoulder rub
>>721943020
People who do that should be killed without mercy.
>>721942975
Let's talk about coffee.
What brand is your favorite??
>>721942535
Oh well...
How much do you even make off of it anyway?
Weekly/monthly/whatever
Can't be much, right?
>>721942975
I'm sure it's nice and cozy... what *do* you have in mind?
>>721943218
They did it because the dog ripped off a child's face and ate lol
>>721943218
I dont really have a favorite brand but I really like Hazelnut coffee. its good stuff
>>721943249
Maybe you could teach me some of those knots
how can you like 4 people at once?
>>721942864
Relax and possibly play some games with Tomoko. I might go get a small bookcase too, but that depends on how lazy i feel tomorrow. What about you?
>>721942975
Oh yes, that sounds lovely, if it's not too much trouble..
>>721943406
Oh no. Id be sure to get some of those oils and really get down into your skin
>>721943333
>quads
Well with that kind of get, I think I'd have to...
And the size of the bed would be nice, less room to struggle around on...
>>721943341
-_- is this sachinata -_-
just do it
>>721943831
Antonio -_-
I think you mean snuggle :o
>>721943249
Like... 20 dollars a month?
I'm using money from dog walking and maybe a day job soon for money to put back into both businesses.
>>721943333
Good choice. Me too.
>>721943341
Ask Shielder.
>>721943707
I would really appreciate it. Oh my, oils too? How lucky i am!
>>721943988
4000*
the sad thing is he supposedly has someone
>>721943831
Dont worry it will be plenty of fun. We could take turns to make sure I have it down
>>721943986
Yeah vanilla is pretty good too
>>721944000
It wouldnt be anything too big. Im no professional but I think it would be passable. Especially when I get to your front side
take the first step
>>721943406
Work lol
>>721943986
Oh, well that's decent for a totally passive investment. Except for restocking of course
Hey, I'd be happy if I randomly found $20 in my pocket every month
>>721943894
Oh, so that's your name, good to know...
>>721944135
Oh, it's lots of fun! And yeah, practice is good from both sides, so you really get the full picture...
>>721944135
Oh i'm sure you'll do just fine. I bet you'll be extra thorough when you get to my front.
>>721944331
Ah that sucks.
Yo
>>721944634
!oY
>>721944476
Yeah im also sure some wandering hands my come into the picture
>>721944541
Of course. Im sure your inner thighs would be a bit tense
>>721944692
How goes it?
>>721944541
Yeah ah well, make that money
>>721944634
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>721944776
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>721944747
?uoY !dooG
>>721944711
Oh, and I guess they'd be okay in this situation then?
>>721944860
?flesruoy, dab oot toN
>>721944860
Of course because there would be no restrictions if the knots are done right
>>721944476
Well the $20 is after restocking. I don't count it if I have to spend it back on restocking.
Of course with about 10 machines I could be making a full living, then I could give away the dog business to my mom.
>>721944135
I was just about to say Vanilla bean and Hazelnut are my favorites. As long as they're real flavors, not chemical imitation type stuff.
>>721945055
Im cheap I dont really care
>>721944634
Yo.
>>721944711
Yeah, so you'll have to take your time to rub out all the tenseness in them.
>>721944776
Dat cash monie.
>>721945235
Ima be ballin
>>721944935
!desserpmi m'I. gnipyt sdrawkcab ruo tuB. derit elttil a tsuJ.
>>721944999
Yeah, that's a large part of the appeal... you're in the hands (literally and figuratively) of someone who *could* take total advantage of the situation, but because they care about you, they don't...
I mean there are restrictions like safe words and pre-set stuff, but yeah, it's not really up to you to decide what happens
it's all very intimate...
>>721945055
Ooh, that'd be nice. But wouldn't you like to be around dogs like you are?
>>721945218
Well I'm a snooty foodie hipster. If I drink cheap coffee I feel it in the back of my throat. Like cough syrup.
>>721945453
Lol no. I want to be around my dogs, not rich clients' dogs. I'd rather stay at home and get paid. Maybe take my sweethearts to Canada one day and live out my days snowmobiling.
>>721945235
How are you this fine evening?
>>721945453
!lol, od ot drah yllaer si sihT !?thgir, wonk I
>>721945235
Yeah and ill be able to go higher
>>721945453
I know it sounds like fun. Im sure you will be good to me
>>721945555
Ehh it takes all kinds
Uhhh I think someone really just killed themselves on this game and if not its pretty fucked prank
I'm proud of you
>>721945714
>hard to do
Use this:
http://textmechanic.com/text-tools/obfuscation-tools/reverse-text-generator/
>>721945849
That's cheating
>>721945884
!thguac teg t'nod uoy fi gnitaehc ton s'tI
>>721945884
dias >>721945954 tahW
>>721945441
Hell yeah, get a big fat paycheck and throw a hookers and blow party.
>>721945714
I'm pretty well. How about you?
>>721945785
Oh? How high~?
>>721945785
Which game?
If it's true they're probably in a better place anyway.
>>721945954
...tca eht ni uoy thguac I tuB
>>721946017
evoba eeS
>>721946070
I'm good, just relaxing for the evening, played some vidya earlier with friends
>>721945714
...elzzup ettil a ekiL. !nuf s'tI
!dnaherofeb ecnetnes elohw eht oD
...ti ot desu teg ouY
>>721945849
.gnitaehC
>>721945785
I'd try! It's good to start with the less constraining stuff, and go on from there... Also those ties are so much easier to learn and do properly, so there's less stress in general
I feel like it's probably a prank, you wouldn't want to die in front of however many people... Also it's a new game, I feel like that increases the odds of people wanting to prank others
>>721945555
>nice numbers
Good point... That sounds nice, although I don't think dogs can snowmobile
>>721946161
?detaehc I evorp uoy nac woH ?yllautca uoy did tuB
>>721946070
Not really, they cut our hours, its a slow month
>>721946273
?01 ot 1 morf elacs a no gnineve ruoy saw woH !deednI
>>721946325
...etisbew eht deknil ouY
>>721946070
Right to your crotch of course. Im sure it would like to be part of the massage as well
>>721946107
For honor. I feel really bad because they said they would only do it if i didnt beat them and I lost by one round. If its a prank they did way too good a job
>>721946273
Im sure it would be something I wouldnt soon forget. It still spooked me guy did a lot of stuff that made it so it seem like he did. Now im all ugh
>>721946494
!esle enoemos saw tahT !t'ndid I tpecxE
>>721946161
Good to hear.
>>721946348
Ah I see, that sucks.
>>721946578
It definitely would, especially after waiting so patiently for your hands to make their way to it.
>>721946325
taht naht rewols m'I nevE ...ylkciuq oot gnitsoP
>>721946494
?ouY !5.8... mmmmH
>>721946578
I know I still remember my first one...
Oh, that definitely sounds like a prank then. He's a hecking jerk, but I bet he's laughing his ass off right now... You could probably even check his profile, I bet he's playing another round right now
>>721946665
!t'nac I sseuG !nmaD
>>721946273
Dogs can still ride in snowmobiles though..
>>721946578
SC2? You shoulda rushed his ass.
Probably a prank lol.
>>721946779
>pantsu
Wew laddie
>>721946782
dug tig ot deen tsuj uoY
>>721946807
tker#
>>721946779
Got any weekend plans?
>>721946782
.0.8 na touba...mmH ?hgih os yhW !5.8 a nmaD
>>721946908
!niaga delioF
>>721938868
Kissu the machine!
>>721946779
Cute. Oh Id be sure to give it plenty of attention
>>721946782
Details or no? Yeah but if they really did im spooked. I dont know how to work uplay this interface is garbage
>>721946830
Its For Honor the game. Contrary to your belief I play with people where that generally wont work because they are used to it
>>721947159
Wow looks cool. Like Chivalry but newer.
>>721946908
tihso
>>721946952
dne ruoy no gnihtynA !oot doog si 0.8
spleh ylniatrec sihT !lareneg ni thgin a doog tsuJ
>>721947159
Details on my end? Sure, but not in thread...
Trust me, they didn't. That'd be such a dumb way to go... And no need to check, he's 100% fine
>>721947097
Hello robit
>>721947290
I wouldnt compare it to chivalry. Its closer to a fighting game than hack and slash
>>721947412
Ok thats fine. Id still like to hear it on discord then. Yeah it would. Just kind of stressful you know
>>721946834
Gettin lewd in here~.
>>721946952
Not at the moment, i might have to work. What about you?
>>721947159
Good, it has been yearning for your touch.
I'm upset that I'm enjoying coding this so much...
>>721947755
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>>721947412
.reilrae sluoS kraD dna eugaeL tekcoR demaerts I .yllaer toN
>>721947679
What time is it? I'd hate to be called in early in the morning
>>721947679
These lewds though. Id be willing to do that and more
>>721947834
Shut up faggot.
>>721947625
Sure! cya there in a sec
>>721947755
Why? It's fun
I mean, it looks like it, I'm pretty awful though...
>>721947876
?sluoS kraD hcihW !nuf nuF
>>721948083
Because it's a pain in the ass.
>>721948083
.+GN no m'I .CLD sairotrA eht detrast tsuj I .one tsrif ehT
>>721947919
Oh they get even lewder, i'm just working my way up. And more huh? Such as~.
>>721947876
Right now or when i have to go to work? I at least have tomorrow off though.
>>721947929
I realised that came across a lot harsher than it was meant to...
>>721947679
Let me just get comfortable..~
>>721948397
Right now, you said you may have to go to work
>>721948397
I know. I try to save them all as I see them. Well im sure my hands might get tired after all that rubbing so I might have to use some other parts of me.
>>721947412
hi non-robit
>>721948141
Yeah but... you're enjoying it?
>>721948359
Okay I'm too tired for this :(
The DLC is great! He's one of my favorite fights in the entire series, you're in for a treat if you haven't played it already.
>>721948661
Hallo
Glados is a cute?
>>721948888
>checked
I have not, I'm in for a treat. I'm getting wrecked by everything right now lol
>>721949034
Indeed! Have you made it past the Sanctuary Guardian at least? That's another good fight, maybe not great though
>>721949197
Yep, took me a few tries to kill the Guardian but I did it. Those lightning attacks hurt me lol
>>721948570
> Dem nips
>>721948602
Ah It's 1:08 am. Tomorrow, or technically today i have off for sure, but Saturday and Sunday i don't know.
>>721948612
Oh wow, i'm glad i got some new ones then. Like what~?
>>721949317
I worked at a convenience store doing night shift. I showed up one night and all of the power was off, and my manager told me she'd call me if the power came back. I went home, went to sleep, and I guess the power never came back because I had no missed calls
>>721948888
definately a cute, my quads friend
>>721949317
Yeah I save them but dont share them. Well my mouth is always a good choice that is unless you wanted something else