Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're Sachii
>Most importantly, have fun!
That's the beauty of doing somethign at home. You can fail at it and it has no impact on anything. And you can just keep trying at it
Well, looks like I'm gonna have to find out. Should be done downloading through the night.
>No don't ask him!
But he has all the intel for the OP.
Coolio. The little arcs were neat.
Ah, yeah I did the same thing during my play-through. Kinda lose yourself in the content.
Stay on the path as long as you can.
silly~ that's just a superstition!
i'm still going to rub you all over!
that actually turned me on a little, shame on me.
nowai he looks scary
lol read the OP
what do i with your username?
they're only 75 cents!
okay... for you. red
yup pretty much
and it's very expensive and addicting
Super Aids Online! to be allllll yours.
Origami Tobiichi ftw
Alright have fun!
>But he has all the Intel for the OP
Please don't. You don't know what's
Dont forget to gently rub my stick shift~
It's kind of like in Black Flag, I kind of went off and did not the story. I have 50% overall completion but like 30% story completion...
Oh really ;)
Post blushing pics
If it'll make you feel better then i guess I'm ok with it.
That one worked
Sorry I'll tone it down...
Woo! But I guess that means you don't need this tea...
What's your favorite genre of music, Groovia? Is it hippy crap?
What time is it there?
No, but Mako is the only thing I've fallen for in recent history.
I can do both!
Well, you know what I mean! It doesn't cost you anything but time
boo you're not wanted
pretty good claim, anon
mako is lucky >>
no man can survive 10 seconds in it!
>Please don't. You don't know what's
In any Ass Creed, I avoided the story like the plague really. Side stuff was more appealing. Kek'd, as long as you enjoy it.
Red hair is cute thank you
I mean you didnt spoke
I want you to hold my hand because
it makes you happy not because you want to make me happy.
The thought of you being turned pn because of me turns me on
You don't know what's at stake ;_;
Claiming best girl
never again... I should have lied and said black.
I tend to think I'm the lucky one.
-produces tea again, with cookie mysteriously gone-
So how have you been?
I most certainly did, and I said boo!
Them thangs them thangs, don't ask me~
I am not lewd!
I like classic rock. Why do you ask?
Post lewd blushing
Well it would make me happy to make you happy.
How are you on this incredibly late night?
Y-you made me say it!
but wouldn't it be better to focus on work?
Not too lewd
-points to the bag-
I think it's in there!
Legitimately curious, but also puns
"Classic rock" means a lot these days... era/favorite group?
Sorry, I misspoke a little there. Didn't want to make it seem like it didn't matter how you did
There you are
Can you explain what exactly turned you on?
But youre only doing it to make me happy
Circumstances beyond my grasp eh? Putting my trainer to the test. ::^).
It was a lot of fun, while it lasted that was. The shanties were great too.
Why though? Its one more thing to like about you
Youre just being silly now
Tired, should sleep, don't want to. How are you and who is this waifu?
-produces the cookie from thin air-
I was only kidding! That bag is just for my school stuff anyway...
Is that a proooooblem? Silly can be good...
i cried when nymph died at the end
you are so cute
i was hoping to do it hands free
there's like two of you I think
because i like to be a mystery! or rather i enjoy being a private citizen
I bet that your eyes are a color as well~
Tired, should sleep, don't want to? That's exactly how I am right now, same as you.
"This waifu' is Alice.
Please to make your acquaintance.
No need to. That was Perfect
Post more please
Maybe if you can prove it's your birthday
Like 70's and 80's stuff. My favorite bands? I like Blue Öyster Cult, ELO, Chicago, the Who, Kiss, Phil Collins. But I'll usually listen to almost anything along those lines.
Because it makes me happy
W-what do you mean...?
Only for Shielder!
The thought of something overpower taking control?
So now Asuna has AIDs. :(
Another Maki? There was, but he's long gone now.
i knew you would be thinking something like that
and it makes me happy
Good collection, /mu/via
No need to be nervous!
-gives reassuring paps-
No but its a fact. How are you patches
You still are I just now now a little bit more about you
No don't ask him I'll do anything
you'll never know~
do you mean the claimer?
maybe, i shouldn't think about this anymore, thank you
i want her hat
yeah this one >>721934220
fine don't cute then
No lewds for you
I hope this makes you feel better
Why are you into that too?
>I'd like toverpower and control you
It does because it fits so perfectly
It is a fact... To answer your question, it's also a fact that I'm in a great mood
How's are you?
Not hugely into it, but I appreciate and listen to it from time to time, and definitely like it more than certain other genres
Whatcha up to?
Patches. How are you?
It is a cute hat.
Sure, let's go with that!
Where's your lovely waifu from?
My dumb ass really enjoyed it. But, I just stopped playing it for no reason 2 months ago
Does it? Why would it do that
What a cute
You tell tomo stuff but not me...
Are you planning to leave me already...?
it confirms how nice i thought you were
just the fact that you would correct yourself to be sure it didnt sound rude
Very well, thank you for asking!
How are you?
I like that picture, very different style from the normal
Also is she eating an onion?
Hmm, makes me even more curious, but no matter. I'll abide by your wishes.
Uh, yeah sure.
Maybe you were burnt out of it.
>Sure, let's go with that!
>Where's your lovely waifu from?
Saya no Uta VN.
To be fair, that was done after you said something. Only then did I realise it coughs have come across as more how I intended it to
But I was enjoying myself ;-;
Why? I think youre very nice
Same. Im playing for honor and im having a great time with it
> Lewd underboob.
Hiya Tali. Yup, thought it would be nice to come on a bit earlier today.
Pretty well, just relaxing and enjoying a nice cup of coffee. What about you?
Good to hear. I'm pretty well myself. I think it's an orange.
Sleep well Tali
Oooo yummy, what kind?
Grinding away on Destiny lel just enjoying my day off
Welp, Shielder is ditching me for tomo so theres no point in sticking around anymore
I feel like i should stay up now...
I'm just kidding bb.
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Maki just masturbate already. Stop edging.
She's from Touhou, yes.
>Saya no Uta
Never heard of this novel, what's it about?
The sleeping pills are pulling down hard.
W-well I'm glad you like it
Nothing other than being on here and watching anime
You don't have to stay up on my account..
Folgers black silk. Sounds like fun.
Good to hear! I thought it was coming out on Valentine's Day though?
I was thinking the same, but it has that little nub that onions have...
shielder is just a sloot, they'll always love you~
>always calling out the gets
Oh fun, what are you watching?
Sleep well! I'm heading to bed myself
Ok but only for 30 more minutes and if you cuddle
But you got on extra early...
Have we talked before?
I never had black coffee, hell I dont remember what kind I drink, probably the original
Heh I don't see another reason for stopping then. Subconscious thought or something.
Thought about going back?
Rubu just watch JoJo already. Stop procrastinating.
Don't mention it friendo. It's not worth the meme if it's that sacred.
N-no! I just felt like being nice for a change.
Hanako. How are you
Its in open beta bb
Huh yeah i see that now.
There's no need to deny it you know~
It would be nice to talk for a bit, but don't stay up too late, k.
You should try it, it's pretty good.
N-no worries! -Hug-
I hope you have warm, cozy dreams, and a wonderful sleep! <5!!!
Alright, if it means you'll stay a bit longer.
30 mins is all i need.
Cause i need to sleep as well
There is a need. Because it's not true!
And with that I know you're American.
Perhaps I will but I'm usually a soda guy
What does aussie people use?
Im staying up a little to talk to
Ill get enough sleep 6 hrs is good
Yay *cuddles in a non lewd manner just for you*
I mean thats a pretty well known thing
>calling cream milk
that's not true, i just like good smells
and now it's mines!
i'm not leaving you for tomo-chan
tomo is dating Hanako
i can't tell you both apart
it's all lies
maybe it would be better if i stopped posting here all together
There is a distinct difference between cream and milk. Fat content of cream is higher.
You should check it out yourself. It's really good and isn't too long either. Don't want to spoil anything.
Do you play Touhou games, or why did you pick Alice?
Oh, right! I thought that that's what was happening Valentine's... How is it so far? Any surprising beta glitches?
>juvia posts so slowly ;_;
Hahaha third world country
As if that matters in a site full of autismo overlords
Why dont you want to tell the truth though?
Nah everything is working fine. The game comes out on that day actually
Yes but we use cream in the coffee not milk
Oh well i do usually smell good, and it's very true
I'm pretty well. How about you?
But it is true!
What's wrong with creamer?
Me too, though i really need to start drinking less soda.
I hope that's enough. So how was your day?
It was a joke, im just going to sleep. Please dont leave...
As long as it's not lewd it's ok with me
Also I'm still on K-On
No it's not!
I should probably do the same.. I drink it like water
6 hrs is plenty though i usually get between 4-6.
But what if i wanted to get lewd with you?
because i'm scared, i don't think i want to post here anymore
i don't see how either, but i do
yeah you're not getting it back.
i honestly think it would be for the best
Celcius, metric system and portion sizes under heart attacks > murrica.
>we failed at watching an exploding black hole and invented the key to wifi instead
Get on our level.
And thats why you are all fat
Whitener is alright if you like being a bitch. Cream is disgusting in a real coffee.
If you leave then im leaving as well since I wont have a reason to come back to thread
I definitely will. Is it on Steam?
I don't play the games as much as I used to years back. I picked Alice for personal reasons mostly, also because I think she's really cute.
I played Fairy Wars, UFO, SA, and EoSD. SA and EoSD are my personal favorites, mostly because they were my first experience with anything Touhou related.
Goodnight. I'm about to collapse at any moment.
It was nice chatting with you, I hope you're here again when I return, Saya.
Well that's good then. Favorite things to come out so far?
What anime, silly doof
K-on is fun, I watched a bit of it a while ago. What do you think of the animations?
Trash tier waifu
It's not on Steam. Nite.
Nah we're all fat because the food is delicious and we have no self control, also as life becomes more modernized it is also becoming more sedentary/automated. Celcius is shit, metrics also shit.
What's bothering you my fellow Mash lover?
I seem to recall several instances in which you were being lewd, so it's definitely true.
What's your favorite?
Yeah that's about usually what i get when i have to work.
Fine, i'll just take something of yours to replace it.
Straight cream yeah, but you can't beat vanilla creamer.
You know just hanging out
Then dont. It may be sad but if it is scaring you then you should probably leave until you feel more comfortable
The combat is fun and fast. some cheesy things but they get weaker as you play
I just don't know what's so cute about saying I feel like I'm the lucky one because I have Mako.
if i stay i'll feel bad about being an impulsive slut all the time when you have feelings for me
i'm a slut and i'm leading hamakaze on
>protects my shield
now i know you're trolling me
yeah... i think i need a nice long break from this place
it's cute because you're modest~