Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>721925875
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're Sachii
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>721931650
That's the beauty of doing somethign at home. You can fail at it and it has no impact on anything. And you can just keep trying at it
>Koto Claimed
>>721930904
Well, looks like I'm gonna have to find out. Should be done downloading through the night.
>No don't ask him!
But he has all the intel for the OP.
>>721931247
Coolio. The little arcs were neat.
Ah, yeah I did the same thing during my play-through. Kinda lose yourself in the content.
Stay on the path as long as you can.
>>721932013
AIDS!
>>721932089
Yep
still here
and
>>721931431
Patches baby please
>>721930693
silly~ that's just a superstition!
>>721930728
i'm still going to rub you all over!
>>721930731
that actually turned me on a little, shame on me.
>>721930742
nowai he looks scary
>>721930754
lol read the OP
>>721930825
racist!
>>721930893
what do i with your username?
>>721930954
they're only 75 cents!
>>721930964
okay... for you. red
>>721931101
indeed
>>721931112
yup pretty much
and it's very expensive and addicting
>>721931940
ah... gross
>>721932089
Super Aids Online! to be allllll yours.
>>721932179
cheap kisses ~ how much for the whole package ?
>>721931939
-isn't rilly sick anymore- \^_^/
>>721931937
Origami Tobiichi ftw
>>721932061
Alright have fun!
>But he has all the Intel for the OP
Please don't. You don't know what's
>>721932179
Dont forget to gently rub my stick shift~
>Hamakaze claimed
>>721932262
die covered in fecees
>>721932061
It's kind of like in Black Flag, I kind of went off and did not the story. I have 50% overall completion but like 30% story completion...
>>721932308
:ok_hand:
>>721932013
YUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry CLAIMED!!
>>721932179
Oh really ;)
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>721931180
Post blushing pics
>>721932095
>>721931370
If it'll make you feel better then i guess I'm ok with it.
>>721931431
That one worked
>>721932406
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>721932401
no u~
>>721932524
>,
hello lewdvia again
>>721932406
sexier version
>>721932536
LEWD CLOTHING
I miss Ben
>>721932176
Sorry I'll tone it down...
(boo)
>>721932269
Woo! But I guess that means you don't need this tea...
>>721932524
What's your favorite genre of music, Groovia? Is it hippy crap?
>>721932181
AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!!
>>721932604
I miss Oreo ---
>>721929813
What time is it there?
>>721929986
No, but Mako is the only thing I've fallen for in recent history.
>>721930002
I can do both!
>>721932564
>that vagina
dude what
>>721932524
>
>>721931745
youre weird
>>721932002
it has an impact on me
>>721932667
He's outside
>>721932682
Which one?
>>721932703
Well, you know what I mean! It doesn't cost you anything but time
>>721932682
buttgaina
>>721932612
D: - does want- <3!
>>721932262
boo you're not wanted
>>721932308
pretty good claim, anon
>>721932375
whoa :o
>>721932472
yes really
>>721932669
mako is lucky >>
>>721932682
no man can survive 10 seconds in it!
>>721932323
Thanks famalam.
>Please don't. You don't know what's
>
>>721932404
In any Ass Creed, I avoided the story like the plague really. Side stuff was more appealing. Kek'd, as long as you enjoy it.
>>721932179
Red hair is cute thank you
>>721932612
I mean you didnt spoke
>>721932749
I miss Klonata
>>721932524
I want you to hold my hand because
it makes you happy not because you want to make me happy.
>>721932857
The thought of you being turned pn because of me turns me on
>>721932906
You don't know what's at stake ;_;
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hq8bPUbJg
Here's mine faggots
>>721932958
I miss the old Konata
>>721933036
>e
I want the Klonata
>>721933020
Hi Sweetheart
Claiming Ikaros
>>721932906
And this one was so free
YOU COULD SAIL ANYWHERE YOU WANTED
>>721932946
never again... I should have lied and said black.
>>721933003
shh
>>721933092
Go get him
Did somebody say MC ride?
>>721932857
I tend to think I'm the lucky one.
>>721932784
thats true
>>721933119
Hai Anon.
>>721933183
No. Tell Oreo I said Hello
>>721932536
sexy as hell! but 99% sure she's gay as fuck.
>>721932821
-produces tea again, with cookie mysteriously gone-
So how have you been?
>>721932946
I most certainly did, and I said boo!
>>721933191
>>721933025
Them thangs them thangs, don't ask me~
>>721933151
D: D: D:
-squeeeeeaks!- ;.;
Quints are easy
>>721933324
-looks around for cookie, can't find it- o.o
>>721932551
I am not lewd!
>>721932564
>wew
Post more
>>721932612
I like classic rock. Why do you ask?
>>721932685
Post lewd blushing
>>721933003
Well it would make me happy to make you happy.
>>721933301
How are you on this incredibly late night?
>>721932857
Y-you made me say it!
>>721932669
but wouldn't it be better to focus on work?
>>721933389
Not too lewd
>>721933389
Can I have one lewd, Juvia? It's my birthday today!
>>721933380
-points to the bag-
I think it's in there!
>>721933389
Legitimately curious, but also puns
"Classic rock" means a lot these days... era/favorite group?
>>721933403
Thank you, Oreo-san
sexy ass
>>721933300
Sorry, I misspoke a little there. Didn't want to make it seem like it didn't matter how you did
>>721933151
There you are
>>721933174
Can you explain what exactly turned you on?
>>721933389
But youre only doing it to make me happy
>>721933562
MROEOOROROROOROROOROROROEOOEOEORRUURRUURURUURURUURRURURUURURUURURURU
>>721933543
Oreo is eating
>>721933531
-shrinks back from you and feels betrayed-
>>721933651
Tell Oreo-chan I love him.
>>721933015
Circumstances beyond my grasp eh? Putting my trainer to the test. ::^).
>>721933174
It was a lot of fun, while it lasted that was. The shanties were great too.
>>721933174
Why though? Its one more thing to like about you
>>721933324
Youre just being silly now
>>721933696
will do
>>721933442
Tired, should sleep, don't want to. How are you and who is this waifu?
>>721933466
L-Lewd!
>>721933320
Only for Asuna
>>721933666
-produces the cookie from thin air-
I was only kidding! That bag is just for my school stuff anyway...
>>721933740
Is that a proooooblem? Silly can be good...
>>721933151
i cried when nymph died at the end
>>721933297
you are so cute
stahp it
>>721933326
lol
>>721933466
i was hoping to do it hands free
>>721933582
the words
>>721933717
boo
there's like two of you I think
>>721933740
because i like to be a mystery! or rather i enjoy being a private citizen
>>721933174
I bet that your eyes are a color as well~
>>721933767
>>721933767
Tired, should sleep, don't want to? That's exactly how I am right now, same as you.
"This waifu' is Alice.
Please to make your acquaintance.
>>721933466
>dubs
No need to. That was Perfect
>
Post more please
>>721933494
Maybe if you can prove it's your birthday
>>721933531
Like 70's and 80's stuff. My favorite bands? I like Blue Öyster Cult, ELO, Chicago, the Who, Kiss, Phil Collins. But I'll usually listen to almost anything along those lines.
>>721933582
Because it makes me happy
>>721934039
W-what do you mean...?
>>721933767
Only for Shielder!
>>721934095
Watch these birthday dubs.
>>721934040
are a qt color*
>>721934134
...these ones
>>721934159
Oh well, I guess I can't prove it.
>>721933995
-looks around nervously-
>>721934039
-wishes Ika were here to protect him and hides under the couch-
>>721934039
The thought of something overpower taking control?
>>721934095
>
>>721934085
Pleased*
The sleep pills are starting to take effect, it seems.
>>721933776
So now Asuna has AIDs. :(
Hello everyone.
>>721934039
Another Maki? There was, but he's long gone now.
>>721934085
Are you Alice2?
>>721933573
i knew you would be thinking something like that
and it makes me happy
claimed c:
>>721934095
Good collection, /mu/via
>>721934193
No need to be nervous!
-gives reassuring paps-
>>721934337
'Nakoooo
>>721934039
I'm not cute...
>>721933995
No but its a fact. How are you patches
>>721934039
You still are I just now now a little bit more about you
>>721933717
No don't ask him I'll do anything
>>721934040
you'll never know~
>>721934121
nothing~
>>721934193
>him
do you mean the claimer?
what happened?
>>721934220
maybe, i shouldn't think about this anymore, thank you
>>721934337
i want her hat
>>721934362
yeah this one >>721934220
>>721934665
fine don't cute then
>>721934675
my life is over
>>721934134
>>721934159
>>721934182
No lewds for you
>>721934220
I hope this makes you feel better
>
>>721934337
Hello cutie
>>721934613
Why are you into that too?
>>721934085
Touhou?
>>721934758
>I'd like toverpower and control you
>>721934798
It does because it fits so perfectly
>>721934337
Hello~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbG34c1qorQ
Akarin claim
>>721934675
It is a fact... To answer your question, it's also a fact that I'm in a great mood
How's are you?
>>721934798
Not hugely into it, but I appreciate and listen to it from time to time, and definitely like it more than certain other genres
Whatcha up to?
>>721934337
Hello, ever on earlier
>>721934613
Patches. How are you?
>>721934758
It is a cute hat.
>>721934965
Hello Yuno~.
>>721934842
Sure, let's go with that!
Where's your lovely waifu from?
>>721933717
My dumb ass really enjoyed it. But, I just stopped playing it for no reason 2 months ago
>>721934420
Does it? Why would it do that
>>721935013
What a cute
>>721935059
Hows you??
>>721934758
You tell tomo stuff but not me...
Are you planning to leave me already...?
>>721935097
Rapes the you know
>>721935097
Faggit.
>>721935077
it confirms how nice i thought you were
just the fact that you would correct yourself to be sure it didnt sound rude
>>721935059
Very well, thank you for asking!
How are you?
I like that picture, very different style from the normal
Also is she eating an onion?
>>721935252
WOW RUDE
RUDEBY
>>721934750
Hmm, makes me even more curious, but no matter. I'll abide by your wishes.
>>721934758
Uh, yeah sure.
>>721935077
Maybe you were burnt out of it.
>>721935069
>Sure, let's go with that!
Wat
>Where's your lovely waifu from?
Saya no Uta VN.
>>721935278
To be fair, that was done after you said something. Only then did I realise it coughs have come across as more how I intended it to
>>721935380
But I was enjoying myself ;-;
>>721934797
Why? I think youre very nice
>>721935033
Same. Im playing for honor and im having a great time with it
Well its sleepy time
>>721935055
> Lewd underboob.
Hiya Tali. Yup, thought it would be nice to come on a bit earlier today.
>>721935097
Pretty well, just relaxing and enjoying a nice cup of coffee. What about you?
>>721935468
Tomoko.
>>721935302
Good to hear. I'm pretty well myself. I think it's an orange.
>>721934798
Juvia. Being lewd again i see~.
>>721935097
No u
>>721935497
Sleep well Tali
>>721935522
Oooo yummy, what kind?
Grinding away on Destiny lel just enjoying my day off
>>721935602
Yes u~
Welp, Shielder is ditching me for tomo so theres no point in sticking around anymore
>Goodnight
>>721935522
I feel like i should stay up now...
>>721935731
Be mine instead
>>721935377
I'm just kidding bb.
fu̮c̖̀k̺̱͟ͅi̜̳͞n̴̺͔̗͔̘g̲̯ ̀g̳ạ̗͓͇̜̩y͟ ̣̻̟͍ͅṱ͚̬͔͙̳́b̮̼̼̳ͅh̗̗̰̭͍̪ͅ
>>721935380
Maki just masturbate already. Stop edging.
>>721935380
Thanks Maki
>>721935429
She's from Touhou, yes.
>Saya no Uta
Never heard of this novel, what's it about?
The sleeping pills are pulling down hard.
>>721935497
Night Tali.
>>721935731
Good night
>>721935789
FAGGOT
>>721934927
W-well I'm glad you like it
>
>>721935033
>dubs
Nothing other than being on here and watching anime
>>721935738
Please do
>>721935497
You don't have to stay up on my account..
>>721935661
Folgers black silk. Sounds like fun.
>>721935468
Good to hear! I thought it was coming out on Valentine's Day though?
>>721935522
I was thinking the same, but it has that little nub that onions have...
>>721935731
shielder is just a sloot, they'll always love you~
>>721935954
>always calling out the gets
Watch these
Oh fun, what are you watching?
>>721935465
its alright
goodnight
>>721935595
I am not!
>
>>721935999
Sleep well! I'm heading to bed myself
>>721935954
Ok but only for 30 more minutes and if you cuddle
>>721935959
But you got on extra early...
>>721935855
Have we talked before?
>>721935959
I never had black coffee, hell I dont remember what kind I drink, probably the original
>>721936146
Black coffee is the original
>>721935465
Heh I don't see another reason for stopping then. Subconscious thought or something.
Thought about going back?
>>721935789
Rubu just watch JoJo already. Stop procrastinating.
>>721935833
Don't mention it friendo. It's not worth the meme if it's that sacred.
>>721936234
Folgers original is black?
>>721936129
N-no! I just felt like being nice for a change.
>>721936468
Ok well good ^-^ i just wanted to make sure i wasnt forgetting someone. Hugs.
>>721936747
>>721936401
Yeye
Black just refers to coffee without cream or sugar in it
>>721935522
Hanako. How are you
>>721935992
Its in open beta bb
>>721936744
Hi friend
>>721935992
Huh yeah i see that now.
>>721936017
There's no need to deny it you know~
>>721936129
It would be nice to talk for a bit, but don't stay up too late, k.
>>721936146
You should try it, it's pretty good.
>>721936779
N-no worries! -Hug-
I hope you have warm, cozy dreams, and a wonderful sleep! <5!!!
>>721936129
Alright, if it means you'll stay a bit longer.
30 mins is all i need.
Cause i need to sleep as well
>>721936886
There is a need. Because it's not true!
>>721936825
>cream
And with that I know you're American.
>>721936825
Alrighty
>>721936886
Perhaps I will but I'm usually a soda guy
>>721937022
What does aussie people use?
>>721936964
Im staying up a little to talk to
>>721936886
Ill get enough sleep 6 hrs is good
>>721937009
Yay *cuddles in a non lewd manner just for you*
>>721937022
I mean thats a pretty well known thing
>calling cream milk
>>721937130
>
>>721937130
Milk. Like the rest of the world.
>>721937130
>What does aussie people use
Proper grammar...
>>721934927
that's not true, i just like good smells
>>721935059
and now it's mines!
>steals
>>721935202
i'm not leaving you for tomo-chan
tomo is dating Hanako
>>721935380
i can't tell you both apart
>>721935468
it's all lies
>>721935497
bye!
>>721935731
maybe it would be better if i stopped posting here all together
>>721937197
Murrica>rest of world m8
>>721937195
There is a distinct difference between cream and milk. Fat content of cream is higher.
>>721937329
Damn it. I tried the subtle roll for trips/lewds.
I'm going to bed.
>>721935855
You should check it out yourself. It's really good and isn't too long either. Don't want to spoil anything.
Do you play Touhou games, or why did you pick Alice?
>>721936841
Oh, right! I thought that that's what was happening Valentine's... How is it so far? Any surprising beta glitches?
>>721936886
Yeep!
>juvia posts so slowly ;_;
>>721937197
Hahaha third world country
>>721937218
As if that matters in a site full of autismo overlords
>>721937251
Why dont you want to tell the truth though?
>>721937396
Nah everything is working fine. The game comes out on that day actually
>>721937288
Yes but we use cream in the coffee not milk
>>721937251
Oh well i do usually smell good, and it's very true
>>721937251
I don't see how.
>>721936841
I'm pretty well. How about you?
>>721937009
But it is true!
>>721937022
What's wrong with creamer?
>>721937130
Me too, though i really need to start drinking less soda.
>>721937195
I hope that's enough. So how was your day?
>>721937251
Wow rood.
>>721937251
It was a joke, im just going to sleep. Please dont leave...
>>721937195
As long as it's not lewd it's ok with me
>>721935992
>>721937396
Sorry.
Watch what?
Also I'm still on K-On
>>721937514
No it's not!
>>721937514
I should probably do the same.. I drink it like water
>>721937514
6 hrs is plenty though i usually get between 4-6.
>>721937570
But what if i wanted to get lewd with you?
>>721937471
because i'm scared, i don't think i want to post here anymore
>>721937473
that's nice
>>721937509
i don't see how either, but i do
>>721937514
yeah you're not getting it back.
>>721937518
i honestly think it would be for the best
>>721931937
>op =/= kyoko
dropped
>>721937278
Celcius, metric system and portion sizes under heart attacks > murrica.
>>721937412
>we failed at watching an exploding black hole and invented the key to wifi instead
Get on our level.
>>721937473
And thats why you are all fat
>>721937514
Whitener is alright if you like being a bitch. Cream is disgusting in a real coffee.
Dibs
>>721937677
If you leave then im leaving as well since I wont have a reason to come back to thread
>>721937391
I definitely will. Is it on Steam?
I don't play the games as much as I used to years back. I picked Alice for personal reasons mostly, also because I think she's really cute.
I played Fairy Wars, UFO, SA, and EoSD. SA and EoSD are my personal favorites, mostly because they were my first experience with anything Touhou related.
Goodnight. I'm about to collapse at any moment.
It was nice chatting with you, I hope you're here again when I return, Saya.
<5~
>>721937471
Well that's good then. Favorite things to come out so far?
>>721937570
What anime, silly doof
K-on is fun, I watched a bit of it a while ago. What do you think of the animations?
>>721937765
Trash tier waifu
>>721937855
It's not on Steam. Nite.
>>721937743
Nah we're all fat because the food is delicious and we have no self control, also as life becomes more modernized it is also becoming more sedentary/automated. Celcius is shit, metrics also shit.
>>721937677
You're nice
>>721937677
What's bothering you my fellow Mash lover?
>>721937570
I seem to recall several instances in which you were being lewd, so it's definitely true.
>>721937602
What's your favorite?
>>721937651
Yeah that's about usually what i get when i have to work.
>>721937677
Fine, i'll just take something of yours to replace it.
>>721937743
Straight cream yeah, but you can't beat vanilla creamer.
>>721937677
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>721937514
You know just hanging out
>>721937677
Then dont. It may be sad but if it is scaring you then you should probably leave until you feel more comfortable
>>721937925
The combat is fun and fast. some cheesy things but they get weaker as you play
>>721934758
I just don't know what's so cute about saying I feel like I'm the lucky one because I have Mako.
>>721937743
>sink to your level
>>721938129
Dr Pepper
>YouKnow
>>721938129
>that forever feeling of tired
Is someone going to make the new thread?
>>721938132
Fun fun
What sort of delicious queso is there so far? Chucking one guy into another guy and they both fall off a bridge into chickens?
-patches
>>721937809
if i stay i'll feel bad about being an impulsive slut all the time when you have feelings for me
>>721938050
nou
>>721938089
i'm a slut and i'm leading hamakaze on
>>721938129
>protects my shield
>>721938131
now i know you're trolling me
>>721938132
yeah... i think i need a nice long break from this place
>>721938145
it's cute because you're modest~
>>721938050
And you guys are leading the world in being lazy shits.
>>721938129
As long as its instant.
>>721938317
And thats why you're declining in popularity and achievements.
>Rory-sama