Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're Sachii
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim owo
>Hamakaze claimed
>>721925746
Most of mine only have S2 weapons. I don't have anything better, and I can't equip the crossovers
Shielder claimed!
>>721925338 (hamakaze onee-chan~)
does he rub your shoulders while you fix his laptop?
>>721925500
probably not im just saying it wouldnt matter if its with her
>Koto Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlJkgQZb0VU
My nigga Giorno
>>721925987
I have one now but its broken and I need 90K to fix it
madoka's bow
>>721926086 (Sachii)
No tell me!
>>721926057
What do you do with your days then? I'm curious
>>721926193
Good lord, why is it so expensive >.<
>>721925974
>>721925994
Is there some sexy, hot, raunchy, erotic, kinky, tantalizing erp going on?~
>>721926089
Honestly, major props for claiming someone from the 90s
>>721926207
that's not me ya 12 year old spic -_-
>>721926309
She's everything I hoped for and more
>>721926089
Koto poster claimed
>>721926297
4S and 90% "success rate"
>>721925685
:joy:
no prob bb.
>>721925759
The animations looked fucking sick. It's going to be a good play, hopefully.
>Nah
Step 1: Denial.
>>721926414
Oh you
>>721926309
i wish...
>>721926386
i'm not 12! then who are you?
>>721926365
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME
still here
>tfw math test
>pretty certain I got at least 90% because of one question that I had no idea how to do
>turns out almost no one in the entire class knows how to do it
>professor drops question from test and I end up with a 95%
>>721926207
you being shy is a silly joke~
>>721926181
Go to bed son
>>721926555
yes you are
i'm sachii, that wasn't me
i don't unironically be a faggot -_-
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Sara claimed
>>721925875
Heresy already fag
>>721926431
Ye they do. Halberds are my favorite medieval weapon
>Denial
No I have someone better :^)
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZfFAPii2gE
>>721926725
I need a serious leg massage
>>721926415
I see that as "10% fail chance"
Do you at least get some scraps if it fails? :/
>>721926431
:weary: :eggplant: :sweat_drops:
OwO
>>721926776
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING SAID IT HOURS AGO TO MIKURA
>>721925994
No, and im glad he doesnt.
How are you?
>>721926309
I wish...
best waifu
>mine
>>721926932
nothing you lose the gear and money if it fails
>>721926404
That's good to hear my dude. Is her arts rare to find?
>>721926555
It can happen you know
>>721926588
Are you?
>>721926725
Halo
>>721926776
Going to heresy again? Come on!
>>721926932
Then just do it and you won't have to worry about me saying it
>>721925889 (Tali)
Just how far did you walk? Work related?
>>721926607
Nicely done, how many more exams left for that course?
>>721926725
Best hat. How's your evening?
>>721927077
I guess I just need to be super fucking careful then
>>721927168
I could also not, and just not listen to you~
>>721927257
Roughly 10 miles and yes
>>721927276
yes very careful , and make some extra s4 from the event just in case one beaks and disappears
>>721927276
Just do it. You know you want to
>>721927120
No Alice is. And you too for that matter
>>721926927
Why's that love?
>>721927120
Hello smugs.
>it's been a while
>>721927257
Hello.
It's been ok. Only 4 more hours of work then off for the weekend
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
>>721927554
Piano holo!
will you play something tomorrow?
>>721926232
i take care of almost everything in the house then i get on my computer
>>721927543
Too much walking today..
>>721927120
Yeah
>>721927629
I won't be there tomorrow D=
>>721927874
church again?
>>721927463
I'll have to farm those damn books. Is there any stage that's more convenient for doing that?
>>721927541
If I wanted to, I would have done so by now!
Stop trying to project your heresy onto others~
>>721927662
You do a bunch of cleaning every day? If I didn't have to do school and eventually work, that wouldn't be so bad
>>721927931
stage 9 if you bring a lvl 60+ helper
some times 5 books will drop but make sure you have at least level 40 on your characters
Morning. How's it going?
>>721928096
Yeah, I have two at level 40, I believe
>>721927120
Oh fuckin yeah, but it's because she's more of a minor side character and that blows. Oh well, I put in a request at /h/ and it got done so I'm super happy
>>721926776
A spear and a battle-axe, what more could you want? Although long swords are still based.
>No I have someone better :^)
:thinking:
>>721926932
How are you doing tonight mang.
>>721928164
It's going well. How'd you sleep?
>>721928173
two ? try having them all at 40 so they won't get 1 hit
auto lvl 6-7 and metal garden too
>>721928221
>>721927931
i cant really do anything else
>>721928477
you can love me <3
>>721928221
I should be going to sleep, but I just fired up Saints Row: The Third.
It's been many moons since I've seen you around here, where you been keeping yourself?
>>721928393
I have one that maxes out at level 30, so that won't work out
>>721928477
It sounds pleasant, either way. Ever thought about going to school?
Late reclaim
>>721927346
Hell, that's more of a march than a walk- hope it was worth it work-wise.
>>721927543
8 for me, but it'll go by fast. Not a whole lot to do this weekend so it'll be perfect for going out and about. Tomorrow night there's supposed to be a lunar eclipse and a comet, although they won't be easily observed here due to timezones and the light pollution.
>>721928382
Poorly, but I have work to do so I had to wake up.
>>721927914
eheheh yes XD
>>721928560
right I also had one capped at 30 so I had to change it and start autoing low levels for it too
thinking about changing it to a 3s golden now
but I'm going to auto for homura and madoka to 40 and hope to make that 90k I need to fix my bow
>>721928657
If i get a sale sure it could be
>>721928651
Hugs and claims as my daughter
>>721928221
Long swords are based. But nothing beats the Swiss army knife of polearms
>Thinking
You'll never find out
>>721927257
Four more tests and an exam
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll be ok.
>>721926588
you ignored my post ;-;
>>721926610
i really am shy though, i wish i got over it already
i'm like this character irl >>721927077
>>721926693
how do i tell the difference!
>>721926895
well i claimed best of the best girl so ha
>>721927048
then you have no reason to dislike fixing your dad's laptop~
>>721927120
he wants me to make a discord though..
>>721928164
fake!
>>721928705
when will sinner learn!, hopefully never you'll get more work that way
I was going to ask if you could play now but I might fall asleep again and its a cold night to stay in my chair asleep
>>721928857
do you turn red too~?
>>721928857
This one is certainly real.
>>721928685
Ah, that sucks. I get the days off since I'm not in town.
>>721928857
I dont dislike doing it every few months, I just dislike doing it each time I come over.
>>721928804
Is it a certain vocaloid? :thinking:
>>721928803
-hugs back-
O-okay... Why do you want a daughter?
>>721928164
Hello girldoof
>>721927669
How far did you walk. And why?
>>721928651
Hello
>>721928657
I had 8's this whole week except Monday and tomorrow. 8's can be a handful depending on the time. Lucky for me i didn't have to work last Saturday or sunday. Heard it was bad.
When i hear about stuff like that it makes me wish i lived further away from the city.
>>721929036
oh yeah lol
who are you? tell me!
>>721929049
then say something about mako only you would know
wan hav sex?
>>721928857
I didnt see it. im sorry. What did you say?
>>721929051
what does he make you do to it?
>>721929121
hmm that sounds soo good~
>>721929098
You are not who i thought you were....
>>721929115
I walk every day 10 miles today for work
>>721929223
Only if i can impregnate
>>721929115
Hello Sketchvia!
Sorry about the interrupted headbooks, I fell asleep...
>>721929264
Good paws
>>721928857
>well i claimed best of the rest girl so ha
Fix'd. Sorry, but Saya is the best girl by far. It's not even a competition.
>>721929267
Because he likes to go on those movie websites which I believe are the reason to why the computer takes a shit on itself
>>721928522
love who?
>>721928560
i struggled enough to finish high school
>>721929051
Sadly I have a lot of work to do and not much time to do it.
>>721929098
Who?
>>721929203
What worth does that have without Mako around to verify it?
>>721928400
Checkem.
>>721928560
Saints Row eh? The days of playing co-op, good times. The Third was the last one I'd consider good, IV still had enjoyable times. Little too gimmicky. Gat Outta Hell was just unwarranted.
It's been awhile yes. Here and there, mostly on the infamous third parties. Hope you get some gud sleep though.
>>721928804
Speaking of this has got me feeling the need to play it, since I actually have not touched the beta.
>You'll never find out
I'll have someone do it for me.
>>721929285
nice hair
>>721927541
Alice is an heresy soon? Oh shit and nope. Any switch from shinoa is a downgrade
>>721927543
It has. What's up?
>>721927805
Nice
>>721928164
Fine. You?
>>721928400
Should i post them goodies or nah?
>>721928857
You should dude. Here Shinoa#3852
>>721929402
me!
>>721929431
Well, you can get out of it by faking your own death
>>721928891
It's a cold night indeed u - u
I'll wish you a good night then!
>>721929380
Didn't sleep for long, eh?
>>721929379
Oh, sorry... looking for the other Patchy claimer?
>>721929431
You!
How are things?
>>721929223
is there a metal slab under that blanket?
>>721929246
i told you my hair color, it's not important
>>721929337
who are you...
>>721929383
say that when she tears off one of your limbs and eats it
>>721929400
teach him to pirate~
he's suffering!
>>721929431
darn i was hoping you'd fall for it
>>721929537
what's that?
>takes and holds it toward the light
>>721928776
Currently, the only person I can replace her with to keep my 5 player party, is by putting in an S2 silver
>>721929402
Ah, how long ago was that I spent some time out of high school before going back
>>721929488
I never got very far into this, I think I'm like one third through it or something.
>third party
Fuckign elitist :^)
>>721929537
I'm not heresy soon -_-
>>721929223
>wew
>>721929379
Well at least it's good exercise
>>721929380
That one doesn't even work!
>>721929537
Nothing. Doing the classic work and watch anime
You?
>>721929559
Hello cutie
wan hav sex?
>>721929537
Stressed. Very stressed. And sadly neither of the people who can help me deal with my stress are around, so...
>>721929559
I'm not sure that's very productive.
>>721929696
Could be better, could be worse.
>>721929710
I don't fall for much.
>>721929629
it is and I forgot to dry a blanket
night I'll see you soon
>>721929559
I'm apprehending you for your total lack of support of 'nice feet'. According to my records, you haven't replied to it even a single time. Stop resisting.
>>721928164
Almost bedtime over here, but all's good.
>>721928184
I'm sure Juri is even harder to find art of.
>>721928803
Hoping it's a sale then, I'd be pissed if I put all that work and no results.
>>721928844
>Reeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeR....yeah, you'll be fine.
>>721929115
I'm sure this weekend will be bad due to all the last minute Valentine's Day shoppers too. I'll probably have to watch tomorrow's stuff over one of the observatory webcams since I don't have a telescope anymore. Otherwise the comet would have been easy viewing, even in the urban areas. I think the partial eclipse should be visible for you after sunset.
>>721929736
right you have a 5s now, I'm tying to to use it since it takes all the team cost and I really need a healer
>>721929710
bake me a cupcake <3
>>721929710
..Does her hair go through the glasses now?
>>721929710
I want to know though thats why I asked
>>721929762
no!
>>721929780
are you implying mako isn't much?
>>721929710
Too much work. I'll just throw a filter on his internet for now :^)
>>721929754
Hello~!
>>721929780
Well, you should go do work and not waste time here!
>Goodluck
>>721929787
I refuse to fuel a shitty meme
>he says as he wears his "justice for harambe" tshirt
>>721929869
not to*
>>721929934
ignore the bad art. a nigger drew it.
>>721929696
I dont think they were a patchy claimer...
>>721929710
Hugs
>>721929754
Yes but i am not a flexible person so im all cramped.
>>721929762
I already answered you
>>721929813
>all that work with no results
Thats like 90% of my work tbh
>>721929547
still dont know who it is
>>721929736
2 years ago but it shouldve been 4
>>721929813
Actually I've heard that Juri is generally more popular than Koto, but to each their own I guess
>>721930054
mario!
>>721930002
Why do you dislike it? It's not to be different, is it? You're friends with Sachi, and he goes absolutely bonkers over it.
>>721929681
?
I've been up all day...
>>721929754
Whatever you say, Wrongvia
>>721929977
Boo
>>721930043
Oh, okay, there was another one early that seemed to be settled in...
Who *were* you looking for?
>>721929869
Yeah, she's pretty strong! Almost as strong as my gunner with a S4 weapon
>>721930054
So you're like, 21? 22?
wan hav sex?
>>721930127
>You're friends with sachi
I dont know the guy
>>721930151
Im not really sure tbh...in fact it very well could have been a patchy...
>>721930118
i dont know any mario
>>721930175
20 now
>>721930175
my healer does that at times, she even drains hp from enemies
have to sleep now
good night
>>721930290
It's a me yoshi!
>>721930151
Oh, then there was another Patchy earlier.
>>721930040
Can't.
>>721929488
Yeah it's pretty fun. Controls are wonky at first but once you get
>I'll have someone do it for me
No you wouldn't
>>721929084
Nope~
>>721930290
Ah, still plenty of time to do stuff if you chose to. I didn't start college until I was 20, 21 shortly after I started.
It's been pretty rough
>>721930293
Sleep well, see you tomorrow!
>>721929909
only if you tell me who you are...
>>721929934
it's poking her eye too
>>721929977
it took a lot out of me to say it the first time..
>>721930002
that's beyond evil.
is he computer capable enough to unfilter himself?
>>721930043
>hugs!
you smell like some other's sweat
gross
>>721930427
No, hes an old man that hates technology but uses it everyday
>>721930295
You know what.
I studied art in college
This is contemporary surrealism at its finest
>>721930427
only if you kiss me~~
>get home
>remember that parents have a pool
>heatwave
Fuck yeah.
i know this may sound racist but i don't care anymore
>tfw no black bf to rub lotion on his ashy skin..
>>721929736
Have you at least taken out the first gang?
>Fuckign elitist :^)
It was bound to happen some day :::^)
>>721930380
Still a few days so I'll get on the for the weekend. What other game would you say it controls like? If any.
>No you wouldn't
Boss trained me for this kind of stuff.
>>721930632
enjoy your aids
wan hav sex?
>>721930279
Perhaps...
Why were they pretending to be your daughter in the first place?
>>721930354
Indeed, we overlapped a little even
I would've challenged them to a duel, but I had stuff to do
>>721930608
piss off, those lips are mine
>>721930632
Well, I dont use much lotion so ill let you lather me up~
>>721930427
>implying my musk doesnt over power every other scent
>>721930632
>How about a dunmer bf with literally ash skin
I've never been in one of these threads so I was wondering what you all do here
>>721930347
dont know any yoshi either
>>721930408
its a lot of time to fail at everything
>>721930632
>coal burner
trash/10
>>721930706
... oh god yes!!
DAT GAP!
>>721930716
They werent yet.
>>721930754
Post our waifu, insult other waifu, have civilized discussions
also welcome
>>721930588
that sucks, do you like tech? i kind of dislike it myself
>>721930608
only hamakaze can kiss me!
>>721930619
>inb4 aussie spider defends the pool
>>721930814
its a yoshi from a super mario brothers
*yoshi noises*
>>721929710
My username
>>721929736
Am confuse
>>721929780
Try venting out a bit
>>721930763
literally aids
>>721930687
I can't really say any one that comes to mine
>Boss trained me for this
No don't ask him!
Eating ramen every day makes me want to die
>>721930858
in that case I'll steal one from you ~
>>721930151
Hi patches
>>721930427
Come on just once me for me.
>>721930763
Need
>>721930916
follow your dreams
>>721930916
Have you tried eating something other than ramen
>>721930900
dude... not cool.
>>721930900
Thanks
>>721930968
Hi
>>721930754
Converse with similarly lonely people and claim waifu's
It's a good time, come join us
>>721930840
I mean but like... Why in the first place?
>>721930916
I believe in the chicken
(also eat real food)
>>721930964
Not even a little spook?
>>721929813
I will have to work both the day before and day of so that won't be fun. Customer's are annoying, especially on holidays.
At least I'll be able to see part of it. I used to love astronomy and that sort of stuff so that'll be nice.
>>721929986
>wew
>>721930002
Extremely cute pic
Post more of them
>>721930043
Well although i can't really help, i can offer my hand for you to hold...i guess
>>721930151
That one doesn't work either.
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>>721930858
I love technology
>I dislike it
Its because you Alaskans are stuck in the iceage :^)
>>721930916
Dont you have a mexican mom that cooks for you each time you go over?
>I do
>Two of them
>>721930980
who is this? -_-
>>721931001
I won't have other food for a few days :o
-squeaks and looks around the thread.-
>>721930043
That's why I can't do anything involving sales, I'd get frustrated with putting all that effort into something and getting nothing.
>>721930100
I guess so, I always figured Dark Tournament Arc was the highlight of YYH, so Koto stood out more for me.
Time to call it a night though, take it easy.
>>721931115
follow your fucking dreams faggot
>>721931101
>
>>721931095
If I can step in, I'm not lonely I'm just here to talk to the other nice weebs who spend their time having polite discourse with me
>>721930754
NORMIE BEWARE
STAY OUT
OR THIS WILL BE YOU !1!!11
>>721930687
Oh yes, I'm through the first one.
I spent more time just going through and taking things over for the fun of it
It's a good thing I remain pure
>>721930814
Is there anything you find interesting? Maybe just looking things up online to keep your mind going would be good to do
>>721930893
Am not the heresy
>>721931194
post wiggle so I can wank
>>721931095
not for a few days, and yeah I got shrimp because it came with an extra bag, should have got chicken
>>721931112
My mom doesn't let me in the house
You're moms are lesbian? :o
>>721931162
no -_-
>>721931095
Not even a little bit
>>721931281
fag
>>721931044
eww! literally aids!
>>721931101
Not if it begrudges you...
>>721931095
Shits and giggles?
>>721931126
But the something turns into huge amounts of monies
-sits in the corner and plays with his rabbit plush.-
>>721931281
Ah, that sucks
>Your moms are lesbians?
No, my parents are divorced so I have my mom and my step mom
>>721931101
:(
Okay, Truevia...
>>721931125
-carefully brings tea and a biscuit-
>>721931194
Oh, I was kidding really
the people are just nice, if the original questioner is even around
Hiya, btw
>>721931298
BOO!
>>721931370
fair enough...
>>721931281
>My mom doesn't let me in the house
she ain't want trash and dick cheese
kek
>>721930754
>>721930852
>>721931095
Ah man my waifu would probably be Rachnera, but all my pics of her are on my old phone
>>721931424
IN THE FUCKING BAG NOW
>>721931431
0.0 -squeaks?-
>>721931334
I know, right?
>>721931493
-can't in the bag. Has squeaking to do- o.o
>>721931446
me and my sister fight so I try to avoid her -_-
>>721931426
My parents are divorced but they were never legally married :o
>>721931567
squeak in bag
now
>>721930863
youre claiming that green thing?
>>721931247
i dont know what i could do
im not good enough at anything even my parents are discouraging me from trying something now
>>721931588
top fag
>>721931588
Ah, mine were for like 19 years before divorcing
>>721931650
its a no thing and its not a claim
>>721931526
no, like literal aids. eww!
>>721931273
go here >>721926414
>>721931672
I'm more of a bottom :o
>>721931724
Mine were like 25 I think, my mom says marriage and divorce is too much of a hassle and I guess she was right
>>721931629
-can't, squeaks come out as squawks in a bag. Is a Blue, not a bird.-
>>721931474
It's pretty easy to just search "Rachnera" and save 20 or so pictures and go from there, if you want to start posting
>>721931525
-reveals them to be green tea and a sugar cookie-
How is the sick?
-patches
>>721930858
Well, not a spider, but a puppy. Most spiders in the pool were dead. The one I saw, anyway. Cleaner was having a bit of trouble so I got my spoon and cut it into a few pieces.
>>721931426
thicc
>>721926631
fuck