Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're Sachii
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Most of mine only have S2 weapons. I don't have anything better, and I can't equip the crossovers
does he rub your shoulders while you fix his laptop?
probably not im just saying it wouldnt matter if its with her
I have one now but its broken and I need 90K to fix it
What do you do with your days then? I'm curious
Is there some sexy, hot, raunchy, erotic, kinky, tantalizing erp going on?~
Honestly, major props for claiming someone from the 90s
She's everything I hoped for and more
no prob bb.
The animations looked fucking sick. It's going to be a good play, hopefully.
Step 1: Denial.
i'm not 12! then who are you?
>tfw math test
>pretty certain I got at least 90% because of one question that I had no idea how to do
>turns out almost no one in the entire class knows how to do it
>professor drops question from test and I end up with a 95%
Heresy already fag
Ye they do. Halberds are my favorite medieval weapon
No I have someone better :^)
Claiming best girl
I see that as "10% fail chance"
Do you at least get some scraps if it fails? :/
:weary: :eggplant: :sweat_drops:
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING SAID IT HOURS AGO TO MIKURA
No, and im glad he doesnt.
How are you?
nothing you lose the gear and money if it fails
That's good to hear my dude. Is her arts rare to find?
It can happen you know
Going to heresy again? Come on!
Then just do it and you won't have to worry about me saying it
Just how far did you walk? Work related?
Nicely done, how many more exams left for that course?
Best hat. How's your evening?
I guess I just need to be super fucking careful then
I could also not, and just not listen to you~
Roughly 10 miles and yes
yes very careful , and make some extra s4 from the event just in case one beaks and disappears
Just do it. You know you want to
No Alice is. And you too for that matter
Why's that love?
>it's been a while
It's been ok. Only 4 more hours of work then off for the weekend
i take care of almost everything in the house then i get on my computer
Too much walking today..
I'll have to farm those damn books. Is there any stage that's more convenient for doing that?
If I wanted to, I would have done so by now!
Stop trying to project your heresy onto others~
You do a bunch of cleaning every day? If I didn't have to do school and eventually work, that wouldn't be so bad
stage 9 if you bring a lvl 60+ helper
some times 5 books will drop but make sure you have at least level 40 on your characters
Oh fuckin yeah, but it's because she's more of a minor side character and that blows. Oh well, I put in a request at /h/ and it got done so I'm super happy
A spear and a battle-axe, what more could you want? Although long swords are still based.
>No I have someone better :^)
How are you doing tonight mang.
It's going well. How'd you sleep?
two ? try having them all at 40 so they won't get 1 hit
auto lvl 6-7 and metal garden too
I should be going to sleep, but I just fired up Saints Row: The Third.
It's been many moons since I've seen you around here, where you been keeping yourself?
I have one that maxes out at level 30, so that won't work out
It sounds pleasant, either way. Ever thought about going to school?
Hell, that's more of a march than a walk- hope it was worth it work-wise.
8 for me, but it'll go by fast. Not a whole lot to do this weekend so it'll be perfect for going out and about. Tomorrow night there's supposed to be a lunar eclipse and a comet, although they won't be easily observed here due to timezones and the light pollution.
Poorly, but I have work to do so I had to wake up.
right I also had one capped at 30 so I had to change it and start autoing low levels for it too
thinking about changing it to a 3s golden now
but I'm going to auto for homura and madoka to 40 and hope to make that 90k I need to fix my bow
If i get a sale sure it could be
Hugs and claims as my daughter
Long swords are based. But nothing beats the Swiss army knife of polearms
You'll never find out
Four more tests and an exam
I'll be ok.
you ignored my post ;-;
i really am shy though, i wish i got over it already
i'm like this character irl >>721927077
how do i tell the difference!
well i claimed best of the best girl so ha
then you have no reason to dislike fixing your dad's laptop~
he wants me to make a discord though..
when will sinner learn!, hopefully never you'll get more work that way
I was going to ask if you could play now but I might fall asleep again and its a cold night to stay in my chair asleep
Ah, that sucks. I get the days off since I'm not in town.
I dont dislike doing it every few months, I just dislike doing it each time I come over.
Is it a certain vocaloid? :thinking:
O-okay... Why do you want a daughter?
How far did you walk. And why?
I had 8's this whole week except Monday and tomorrow. 8's can be a handful depending on the time. Lucky for me i didn't have to work last Saturday or sunday. Heard it was bad.
When i hear about stuff like that it makes me wish i lived further away from the city.
oh yeah lol
who are you? tell me!
then say something about mako only you would know
I didnt see it. im sorry. What did you say?
what does he make you do to it?
You are not who i thought you were....
I walk every day 10 miles today for work
Only if i can impregnate
Sorry about the interrupted headbooks, I fell asleep...
>well i claimed best of the rest girl so ha
Fix'd. Sorry, but Saya is the best girl by far. It's not even a competition.
Because he likes to go on those movie websites which I believe are the reason to why the computer takes a shit on itself
i struggled enough to finish high school
Sadly I have a lot of work to do and not much time to do it.
What worth does that have without Mako around to verify it?
Saints Row eh? The days of playing co-op, good times. The Third was the last one I'd consider good, IV still had enjoyable times. Little too gimmicky. Gat Outta Hell was just unwarranted.
It's been awhile yes. Here and there, mostly on the infamous third parties. Hope you get some gud sleep though.
Speaking of this has got me feeling the need to play it, since I actually have not touched the beta.
>You'll never find out
I'll have someone do it for me.
Alice is an heresy soon? Oh shit and nope. Any switch from shinoa is a downgrade
It has. What's up?
Should i post them goodies or nah?
You should dude. Here Shinoa#3852
Well, you can get out of it by faking your own death
It's a cold night indeed u - u
I'll wish you a good night then!
Oh, sorry... looking for the other Patchy claimer?
How are things?
is there a metal slab under that blanket?
i told you my hair color, it's not important
who are you...
say that when she tears off one of your limbs and eats it
teach him to pirate~
darn i was hoping you'd fall for it
>takes and holds it toward the light
Currently, the only person I can replace her with to keep my 5 player party, is by putting in an S2 silver
Ah, how long ago was that I spent some time out of high school before going back
I never got very far into this, I think I'm like one third through it or something.
Fuckign elitist :^)
I'm not heresy soon -_-
Well at least it's good exercise
That one doesn't even work!
Nothing. Doing the classic work and watch anime
Stressed. Very stressed. And sadly neither of the people who can help me deal with my stress are around, so...
I'm not sure that's very productive.
Could be better, could be worse.
I don't fall for much.
I'm apprehending you for your total lack of support of 'nice feet'. According to my records, you haven't replied to it even a single time. Stop resisting.
Almost bedtime over here, but all's good.
I'm sure Juri is even harder to find art of.
Hoping it's a sale then, I'd be pissed if I put all that work and no results.
eeeeeeeeeeeR....yeah, you'll be fine.
I'm sure this weekend will be bad due to all the last minute Valentine's Day shoppers too. I'll probably have to watch tomorrow's stuff over one of the observatory webcams since I don't have a telescope anymore. Otherwise the comet would have been easy viewing, even in the urban areas. I think the partial eclipse should be visible for you after sunset.
right you have a 5s now, I'm tying to to use it since it takes all the team cost and I really need a healer
..Does her hair go through the glasses now?
I want to know though thats why I asked
are you implying mako isn't much?
Too much work. I'll just throw a filter on his internet for now :^)
Well, you should go do work and not waste time here!
I refuse to fuel a shitty meme
>he says as he wears his "justice for harambe" tshirt
ignore the bad art. a nigger drew it.
I dont think they were a patchy claimer...
Yes but i am not a flexible person so im all cramped.
I already answered you
>all that work with no results
Thats like 90% of my work tbh
still dont know who it is
2 years ago but it shouldve been 4
Actually I've heard that Juri is generally more popular than Koto, but to each their own I guess
Why do you dislike it? It's not to be different, is it? You're friends with Sachi, and he goes absolutely bonkers over it.
I've been up all day...
Whatever you say, Wrongvia
Oh, okay, there was another one early that seemed to be settled in...
Who *were* you looking for?
>You're friends with sachi
I dont know the guy
Im not really sure tbh...in fact it very well could have been a patchy...
i dont know any mario
my healer does that at times, she even drains hp from enemies
have to sleep now
Oh, then there was another Patchy earlier.
Yeah it's pretty fun. Controls are wonky at first but once you get
>I'll have someone do it for me
No you wouldn't
Ah, still plenty of time to do stuff if you chose to. I didn't start college until I was 20, 21 shortly after I started.
It's been pretty rough
Sleep well, see you tomorrow!
only if you tell me who you are...
it's poking her eye too
it took a lot out of me to say it the first time..
that's beyond evil.
is he computer capable enough to unfilter himself?
you smell like some other's sweat
No, hes an old man that hates technology but uses it everyday
>remember that parents have a pool
i know this may sound racist but i don't care anymore
>tfw no black bf to rub lotion on his ashy skin..
Have you at least taken out the first gang?
>Fuckign elitist :^)
It was bound to happen some day :::^)
Still a few days so I'll get on the for the weekend. What other game would you say it controls like? If any.
>No you wouldn't
Boss trained me for this kind of stuff.
wan hav sex?
Why were they pretending to be your daughter in the first place?
Indeed, we overlapped a little even
I would've challenged them to a duel, but I had stuff to do
piss off, those lips are mine
Well, I dont use much lotion so ill let you lather me up~
>implying my musk doesnt over power every other scent
>How about a dunmer bf with literally ash skin
dont know any yoshi either
its a lot of time to fail at everything
Post our waifu, insult other waifu, have civilized discussions
that sucks, do you like tech? i kind of dislike it myself
only hamakaze can kiss me!
>inb4 aussie spider defends the pool
Try venting out a bit
I can't really say any one that comes to mine
>Boss trained me for this
No don't ask him!
Eating ramen every day makes me want to die
Come on just once me for me.
Have you tried eating something other than ramen
Converse with similarly lonely people and claim waifu's
It's a good time, come join us
I mean but like... Why in the first place?
I believe in the chicken
(also eat real food)
Not even a little spook?
I will have to work both the day before and day of so that won't be fun. Customer's are annoying, especially on holidays.
At least I'll be able to see part of it. I used to love astronomy and that sort of stuff so that'll be nice.
Extremely cute pic
Post more of them
Well although i can't really help, i can offer my hand for you to hold...i guess
That one doesn't work either.
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I love technology
>I dislike it
Its because you Alaskans are stuck in the iceage :^)
Dont you have a mexican mom that cooks for you each time you go over?
>Two of them
That's why I can't do anything involving sales, I'd get frustrated with putting all that effort into something and getting nothing.
I guess so, I always figured Dark Tournament Arc was the highlight of YYH, so Koto stood out more for me.
Time to call it a night though, take it easy.
If I can step in, I'm not lonely I'm just here to talk to the other nice weebs who spend their time having polite discourse with me
OR THIS WILL BE YOU !1!!11
Oh yes, I'm through the first one.
I spent more time just going through and taking things over for the fun of it
It's a good thing I remain pure
Is there anything you find interesting? Maybe just looking things up online to keep your mind going would be good to do
Am not the heresy
not for a few days, and yeah I got shrimp because it came with an extra bag, should have got chicken
My mom doesn't let me in the house
You're moms are lesbian? :o
Not if it begrudges you...
Shits and giggles?
But the something turns into huge amounts of monies
Ah, that sucks
>Your moms are lesbians?
No, my parents are divorced so I have my mom and my step mom
-carefully brings tea and a biscuit-
Oh, I was kidding really
the people are just nice, if the original questioner is even around
youre claiming that green thing?
i dont know what i could do
im not good enough at anything even my parents are discouraging me from trying something now
Ah, mine were for like 19 years before divorcing
It's pretty easy to just search "Rachnera" and save 20 or so pictures and go from there, if you want to start posting
-reveals them to be green tea and a sugar cookie-
How is the sick?
Well, not a spider, but a puppy. Most spiders in the pool were dead. The one I saw, anyway. Cleaner was having a bit of trouble so I got my spoon and cut it into a few pieces.