Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're Sachii
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim owo
why does Lucky Star have such an upbeat intro when the show is so boring?
>>721916575
That doesn't count :o
I don't like being compared to anyone -_-
>>721914036
> Yes, i have a request for him/her
>>721915301
> Alright i guess...
>>721916532
broken doll claimed lol
>>721916014
only from your point of view
>>721916421 (Rias)
>I guess
It could always be worse I suppose. Something in particular on your mind?
>>721916586
>ceiling.jpg
>>721916712
mexico is like a 10 minute drive :o
fine, then I like that you're so mature
and cute but that's a given
>Koto Claimed
Patchy claimu
>>721916763
Sachi got me so worked up with yui, just to come back like nothing even happened
what a baby -_-
>>721916763
>broken doll
that's so mean... i was called that by my mother and it hurt my feelings
>>721916975
why is your mother calling you a doll? :o
>>721916849
Typical shit, don't wanna get into it
>>721916768
But, people don't know what I'm like. I know myself very well
>>721916865
Go visit before they put up the wall
I'm not mature, that's a fallacy :o
Alice is cute, I'm not -_-
>>721916849
Same
>>721917048
because im broken internally
>>721917210
you are your waifu -_-
I'm gonna help build the wall :o
you act cute and mature, I look up to you and other claimers
>>721917277
like this one
>>721917210
Nonsense. Arisu is very cute.
>>721917341
you're just too lewd -_-
>>721916647
because it had to find a way to attract all the kids :o
>>721917277
nice hairu
>>721916975
try not being a pussy ass bitch on the internet
>>721917341
ass broken?
>>721917371
I'm not my waifu, I wish I was though -_-
Build it from the other side? :o
That's a fallacy again -_-
>>721917210
but id love to give you something and id be happy expecting nothing in return so thats a scenario where youre wrong
>>721917415
im sorry
>>721917463
am i being one right meow?
>>721917507
lol
>>721917602
I couldn't accept it though. Being a friend is enough
>>721916889
Best announcer
>>721917126
As good a time as any to get your mind off all that mess doing something you enjoy. Up to much right now?
>>721917279
>no football this weekend
>not time yet for baseball
Guess it'll be tons of vidya or maybe a good weekend for hopping into the anime time machine and re-watching something in the vault.
>>721917523
that's a factacy :o
>>721917682
dont be its great
>>721917682
lol? is that a yes?
>>721917795
No im not doing anything
>>721917816
That's not a word -_-
I'm eating a burrito bowl, did your cousin make it for me? :o
>>721917682
maybe
>>721917795
Claiming best girl
>>721916928
Does Patchy play Touhou games?
>>721917682
Mash is too lewd with that short hair and glasses and those huge boobs.
>>721917767
It's okay Arisu.
I respect you Arisu.
>>721917795
Football makes me sad now...fortunately baseball starts in a few months, and hopefully the Braves will show up this season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYOc-LqkrsE
>>721917957
Uhm.. duh?
>>721917993
I don't wanna hear you complain about pain...im a indians fag here...
>>721918007
Which one is your favourite? I've only really played UFO, but I suck at it. Shmups are ton of fun though.
>>721917962
what if this anon was yohame :thinking:
>>721918176
SA has to be my favorite.
It really grew on me when I first started playing.
Saratoga claimed
>>721917767
yes its the most important thing but a little something is also nice
>>721918217
I suppose you think that's funny -_-
>>721918098
I'm a Falcons fan
>>721918302
no i was asking a question :o
Here
>>721918311
Feel the dispair
>>721918311
>>721918244
That's one of the older ones, right?
>>721917816
don't be what?
>>721917876
my ass ain't broke, i got money
>>721917907
why is chen so mean?
>>721917957
i think in the manga she is a designer baby, someone with a lewd imagination made her
>>721918287
You should save the "little somethings" for nicer people though
C A L C I U M
>>721918585
hi
>>721917993
>Braves will show up this season
Show up wearing chokers?
>>721917940
>That comeback
>>721917993
I'm hoping Texas does as well, but they have a tendency to show up early and then fade away in the summer heat before limping into the post season or choking it away.
>>721918262
>no coffee
How's it going?
>>721917881
Eh, it's comfy here at least, so that's something.
>>721918461
>Zetsubou intensifies
>>721918567
Eh, not really. It came out in '08, so it's not THAT old compared to say, pc98
>>721918585
we can break it
Should I fap to my waifu? I haven't released in a few days.
>>721918311
Your waifu has aids...
>>721918602
yes thats what im doing
>>721918283
Hello
>>721918794
Pretty good and you
>>721918704
Hello
>>721918626
S P O O K E D
>>721918945
Good. Who did you have in mind?
>>721918690
haii <3
>>721918817
you can't break me~
>>721918849
absolutely, print her out and go crazy
>>721918704
SHUT
>>721918794
You know, I'm kind of glad the Braves are kind of subpar right now. It makes their wins so much more awesome and satisfying lol
>>721918899
WHAT?! REALLY???
>>721919060
your ass
カラミチーマス
My Albertsons had a liquidation sale.
>>721919060
I can't print her out right now but I have my phone!
>>721919060
How are you tonight?
>>no oversexualized content
implying that would even bother saving a pic that wasn't sexualized
mini-Misaka clone "sisters" get
>>721918585
A-and it shows!
>>721918808
Older than UFO though, right? Any magical tips how to get good? Are you good at Touhou games?
What's going on in here? A party? Can I join?
>>721919139
you wouldn't last very long inside me
>>721919219
what did you buy~?
>>721919229
so you're going to deny her the warmth of your spunk?
>>721919252
unstable....
>>721919023
you
Ill be leaving now
>>721918808
No, I'm pretty bad, sorry.
>>721919261
that panty shot is beyond lewd
>>721919289
i think designer babies are being born now, its kinda of sad
>>721919346
did you bring the doritoz?
>>721919366
stuff it ~
>>721919004
Hey there mang.
>>721919095
T W E N T Y F I V E
>>721919366
Ah im sorry. I imagine you dont want to talk about it either.
>>721919414
bye
>>721919406
I thought you said you were giving them to a good person
>>721919414
Bye
>>721919366
Oh, she's going to get it in my imagination! Should I shoot it right onto her bikini boobs?
>>721919346
No.
>>721919366
Ten boxes of Reese's Pieces because I'm taking a trip to Oklahoma and back.
>>721918765
Useless observation that took me a while to figure out: Blake Griffin looks like Kuwabara.
>>721919004
One day closer to the weekend, the past few days have been quite busy at work, but they've flown by.
>>721919095
That's the good thing about a team, when they're rebuilding, or they are horrible out the gate, the expectations aren't there, so those wins are always nice. It's when they come out on a tear and then bungle it all up that gets frustrating.
>>721919219
They're all out of business on my side of town, now it's Tom Thumb and Kroger for the most part.
>>721919542
STOP!
>pic related
>>721919720
It's even better because we have a fancy new stadium this season for extra hype!
>>721919604
precisely yes
>>721919414
enjoy your evening! bye!
>>721919537
with what~?
>>721919582
let talk about you, how long is your hair?
>>721919642
that poor girl, don't keep her waiting~
>>721919713
nice~ make sure you give a box to your mom!
And drink lots of water to avoid pimples lol
>>721919876
This is going nowhere .-.
Let's agree to disagree
>>721919881
She has to wait until I'm done studying to play!
>>721919527
I don't know. Humanity should always be striving for perfection.
>>721919527
I got lays instead. Is that okay?
>>721919713
Awww
>>721919881
Its a bit on the short side right now and I would prefer it longer really. you?
>>721920039
But humanity will never be Alice, how can it achieve perfection?
>>721919996
no
>>721919999
THATS A DUDE!
what a waste of quads!
>>721920149
No, it's going nowhere?
>>721919414
See ya.
>>721919881
with milk ~
>>721920180
No she's not.
>>721919999
>that nose
>>721920112
Perhaps some day there will be Alice!
>>721916975
are you a qt gril irl?
>>721920187
i dont agree that you should be thinking like that
>>721920491
She's too good for this world
>>721920447
I know that fan art is rather amateurish but her bikini is still yummy.
>>721919289
Just a little older than UFO. I'm pretty bad when it comes to touhou, and bullets hells in general.
Magical tips would be to pratice, and manage your resources (bombs)
There's not much else to it.
>>721919542
How's the boss doing
>>721919720
Yeah I'm looking forward to the weekend too. Playing vidya right now
>>721919999
i guess she'll have to find it from someone else :x
>>721920039
lol that's never going to happen. think about basketball players, if all the players are designer babies and are 7 feet tall then someone somewhere will want a taller player to play center, etc
>>721920095
me? it's pretty long now because i don't like cutting it.
>>721920323
warm milk...?
>>721920501
lol who knows~
>>721920859
Oh, she's edging me while I study~
>>721920539
But I always will
>>721920859
warm only~
>>721920995
that's how, keep going~
>Greetings, /waifu/! I have a question for you! If you HAD to ship your waifu with literally any other character, who would it be and why?
>>721920578
patches hi
>>721920859
Thats cool. What color? mines blonde
>>721921044
lol you wouldn't
>>721921088
Is it okay that she's in her bikini?
>>721921112
Rory x Korrina. That shot would be hot.
>>721916532
claimed faggots.
>>721921207
if you like it you can have it~
>>721921246
/thread
>>721921219
Who?
>>721921034
thats annoying now i have to remind you everyday youre wrong
>>721921351
Korrina from Pokemon.
>>721921246
Claimed
>>721921402
Oh that Korrina
>>721921112
Mutsu probably, would definitely be an interesting one
>>721921384
Here do it with this
>>721920541
..Maybe in a perfect virtual one?
>>721920578
Do you play on easy? Even normal is really hard..
>>721920859
But in general, reducing birth defects, etc.
>>721921112
That's tough. Maybe Lucy from Elfen Lied. That would be interesting.. I need to think more about this.
>>721919807
Don't cry bb.
>>721920653
Doing good, just the usual army suffering.
>>721921165
I'm not the patcher you're looking for. But hello anyway!
>>721919807
New stadiums are sometimes a curse, the Cowboys' homecoming turned out to be a steaming turd with the Giants winning and Eli Manning autographing the locker room since he got the first win there.
>>721920653
Warships?
>>721921112
I'd put her with Athrun Zala from Gundam SEED/Destiny- her IS would fit right at home with the Justice, and double reds would wreck shit up close in a mech battle.
>>721916532
>>721921591
got it
>>721921812
owo what's this
>>721921780
Oh well hello patchis I guess
>>721921763
Oh you're actually in the army? How long have you been in?
>>721921794
Yeah, the usual. Also played the For Honor beta
>>721921560
Tiny
ass
thumbnail
>>721921988
>>721921384
>>721921384
I think that would be a pointless endeavour
>>721921744
But, that already exists
>>721921812
The Perun crossover is super rough
>>721922045
wiggle
>>721921165
Are you of Germanic descent?
>>721922058
*notices you're a qt animu girl*
>>721921112
Speedwagon because I know he will protect her.
>>721921165
it's a secret!
>red
>>721921215
i don't know, I wouldn't deny her face though
>>721921268
all of it?
>>721921744
How will gay people use the "i was born this way" excuse then?
>>721922090
Oh why not
>>721922011
Was I dissapointment?
Nice triple repeating digits
>>721922080
even with a 60 level friend ?
Holo from spice and wolf
Suck my cock you fucking faggot weebs
>>721922179
....You have
INCREDIBLE taste
>>721922241
I don't have a level 60 friend
I only have you, and you're 50
>>721922019
Not me you dip.
>>721922257
>>721922080
i dont think it is
>>721922278
try doing regular quest and then add them
they always show up before you start just scroll down a bit
>>721922365
Why do you think that?
She seems so focused on her laptop in that :o
>>721922411
I haven't done much of the regular quest at all yet
>>721921744
Easy; normal if I'm feeling like a hardass
I might fall asleep at any given moment. Ugh.
>>721922179
what will you eat if you only want it as stuffing ~
>>721922282
No u
You dip
Doing anything?
>>721922179
>Hair behind glasses
That shit almost triggers me.
>How will gay people use the "i was born this way" excuse then?
I don't care.
>>721922547
Have you finished SA? Go get some sleep if you feel tired! Sleep is good.
>>721922505
they still have to show up
character has to be 60+ don't worry about player level
>>721922019
How's the gameplay on the beta?
>>721922365
>that gif
I need to grab some pocky next time I'm out and about.
>>721922179
Gotta keep focuses on studying haha... but does your waifu dress up in a bikini just for you too?
>>721919720
Rip you.
>>721919881
Haha I only need to be self conscious about my arms and legs because I probably have keratosis pilaris.
>>721920072
Tet was really short this year.
>>721922842
This is the highest I have, and this is for the Valentine crossover
>>721922748
A few times on easy, yes.
..
Mmn.. Ni ni~
>>721922252
Piano?
>>721922505
because your nice to me
she was busy writing a script but she began to spam another another another on her computer as he was feeding it to her
>>721922875
i never had any
>>721922875
It was pretty good. Took a bit of getting used to but I got the hang of it. Sad that the Lawbringer isn't in the beta. Was looking forward to Halberding enemies
>>721922973
try adding the 40s on some auto battle quest
you might get 60-80s later after you add some
>>721923072
It's possible to be nice without being a good person. I appear to prove that
It's nice to see she's really focused. She must like writing a lot.
Do you write?
>>721923111
>checked
Perhaps. I'll give it a try later
I have to finish it before I can auto-battle though, right?
>>721922903
I've noticed that too
>>721923374
yes
you can do the low AP ones to speed it a bit more just be careful if you auto battle high AP quest, gear may break if character dies and its costly to fix it with a chance of disappearing if it fails
>>721922257
you dont have to tell me twice
>>721922273
no! speedwagon is just an incredible person~
>>721922557
i'm a bit too shy to answer that
>>721922748
its triggering me too now that you point it out...
>>721922880
she wouldn't dress up like that where i live and i don't blame her!
>>721922903
oh i had to google that, it looks like goosebumps~ what are you afraid of~?
>>721923374
i dont think thats possible and no im really bad at writing
shes a very successful author however