Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're Sachii
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
Avatarfags get out of my thread
why does Lucky Star have such an upbeat intro when the show is so boring?
> Yes, i have a request for him/her
> Alright i guess...
It could always be worse I suppose. Something in particular on your mind?
that's so mean... i was called that by my mother and it hurt my feelings
But, people don't know what I'm like. I know myself very well
Go visit before they put up the wall
I'm not mature, that's a fallacy :o
Alice is cute, I'm not -_-
because im broken internally
try not being a pussy ass bitch on the internet
but id love to give you something and id be happy expecting nothing in return so thats a scenario where youre wrong
am i being one right meow?
I couldn't accept it though. Being a friend is enough
As good a time as any to get your mind off all that mess doing something you enjoy. Up to much right now?
>no football this weekend
>not time yet for baseball
Guess it'll be tons of vidya or maybe a good weekend for hopping into the anime time machine and re-watching something in the vault.
Claiming best girl
Does Patchy play Touhou games?
Mash is too lewd with that short hair and glasses and those huge boobs.
Football makes me sad now...fortunately baseball starts in a few months, and hopefully the Braves will show up this season
Which one is your favourite? I've only really played UFO, but I suck at it. Shmups are ton of fun though.
SA has to be my favorite.
It really grew on me when I first started playing.
yes its the most important thing but a little something is also nice
That's one of the older ones, right?
don't be what?
my ass ain't broke, i got money
why is chen so mean?
i think in the manga she is a designer baby, someone with a lewd imagination made her
You should save the "little somethings" for nicer people though
>Braves will show up this season
Show up wearing chokers?
I'm hoping Texas does as well, but they have a tendency to show up early and then fade away in the summer heat before limping into the post season or choking it away.
How's it going?
Eh, it's comfy here at least, so that's something.
Pretty good and you
S P O O K E D
Good. Who did you have in mind?
you can't break me~
absolutely, print her out and go crazy
You know, I'm kind of glad the Braves are kind of subpar right now. It makes their wins so much more awesome and satisfying lol
I can't print her out right now but I have my phone!
>>no oversexualized content
implying that would even bother saving a pic that wasn't sexualized
mini-Misaka clone "sisters" get
A-and it shows!
Older than UFO though, right? Any magical tips how to get good? Are you good at Touhou games?
you wouldn't last very long inside me
what did you buy~?
so you're going to deny her the warmth of your spunk?
that panty shot is beyond lewd
i think designer babies are being born now, its kinda of sad
did you bring the doritoz?
Hey there mang.
T W E N T Y F I V E
Ah im sorry. I imagine you dont want to talk about it either.
I thought you said you were giving them to a good person
Oh, she's going to get it in my imagination! Should I shoot it right onto her bikini boobs?
Ten boxes of Reese's Pieces because I'm taking a trip to Oklahoma and back.
Useless observation that took me a while to figure out: Blake Griffin looks like Kuwabara.
One day closer to the weekend, the past few days have been quite busy at work, but they've flown by.
That's the good thing about a team, when they're rebuilding, or they are horrible out the gate, the expectations aren't there, so those wins are always nice. It's when they come out on a tear and then bungle it all up that gets frustrating.
They're all out of business on my side of town, now it's Tom Thumb and Kroger for the most part.
It's even better because we have a fancy new stadium this season for extra hype!
enjoy your evening! bye!
let talk about you, how long is your hair?
that poor girl, don't keep her waiting~
nice~ make sure you give a box to your mom!
And drink lots of water to avoid pimples lol
This is going nowhere .-.
Let's agree to disagree
She has to wait until I'm done studying to play!
I don't know. Humanity should always be striving for perfection.
I got lays instead. Is that okay?
Its a bit on the short side right now and I would prefer it longer really. you?
But humanity will never be Alice, how can it achieve perfection?
i dont agree that you should be thinking like that
I know that fan art is rather amateurish but her bikini is still yummy.
Just a little older than UFO. I'm pretty bad when it comes to touhou, and bullets hells in general.
Magical tips would be to pratice, and manage your resources (bombs)
There's not much else to it.
How's the boss doing
Yeah I'm looking forward to the weekend too. Playing vidya right now
i guess she'll have to find it from someone else :x
lol that's never going to happen. think about basketball players, if all the players are designer babies and are 7 feet tall then someone somewhere will want a taller player to play center, etc
me? it's pretty long now because i don't like cutting it.
lol who knows~
Oh, she's edging me while I study~
that's how, keep going~
>Greetings, /waifu/! I have a question for you! If you HAD to ship your waifu with literally any other character, who would it be and why?
Thats cool. What color? mines blonde
Rory x Korrina. That shot would be hot.
thats annoying now i have to remind you everyday youre wrong
Oh that Korrina
Mutsu probably, would definitely be an interesting one
..Maybe in a perfect virtual one?
Do you play on easy? Even normal is really hard..
But in general, reducing birth defects, etc.
That's tough. Maybe Lucy from Elfen Lied. That would be interesting.. I need to think more about this.
Don't cry bb.
Doing good, just the usual army suffering.
I'm not the patcher you're looking for. But hello anyway!
New stadiums are sometimes a curse, the Cowboys' homecoming turned out to be a steaming turd with the Giants winning and Eli Manning autographing the locker room since he got the first win there.
I'd put her with Athrun Zala from Gundam SEED/Destiny- her IS would fit right at home with the Justice, and double reds would wreck shit up close in a mech battle.
Oh you're actually in the army? How long have you been in?
Yeah, the usual. Also played the For Honor beta
I think that would be a pointless endeavour
But, that already exists
The Perun crossover is super rough
Speedwagon because I know he will protect her.
it's a secret!
i don't know, I wouldn't deny her face though
all of it?
How will gay people use the "i was born this way" excuse then?
Was I dissapointment?
Nice triple repeating digits
try doing regular quest and then add them
they always show up before you start just scroll down a bit
Why do you think that?
She seems so focused on her laptop in that :o
I haven't done much of the regular quest at all yet
Easy; normal if I'm feeling like a hardass
I might fall asleep at any given moment. Ugh.
>Hair behind glasses
That shit almost triggers me.
>How will gay people use the "i was born this way" excuse then?
I don't care.
Have you finished SA? Go get some sleep if you feel tired! Sleep is good.
they still have to show up
character has to be 60+ don't worry about player level
How's the gameplay on the beta?
I need to grab some pocky next time I'm out and about.
Gotta keep focuses on studying haha... but does your waifu dress up in a bikini just for you too?
Haha I only need to be self conscious about my arms and legs because I probably have keratosis pilaris.
Tet was really short this year.
This is the highest I have, and this is for the Valentine crossover
A few times on easy, yes.
Mmn.. Ni ni~
because your nice to me
she was busy writing a script but she began to spam another another another on her computer as he was feeding it to her
i never had any
It was pretty good. Took a bit of getting used to but I got the hang of it. Sad that the Lawbringer isn't in the beta. Was looking forward to Halberding enemies
try adding the 40s on some auto battle quest
you might get 60-80s later after you add some
It's possible to be nice without being a good person. I appear to prove that
It's nice to see she's really focused. She must like writing a lot.
Do you write?
Perhaps. I'll give it a try later
I have to finish it before I can auto-battle though, right?
you can do the low AP ones to speed it a bit more just be careful if you auto battle high AP quest, gear may break if character dies and its costly to fix it with a chance of disappearing if it fails
you dont have to tell me twice
no! speedwagon is just an incredible person~
i'm a bit too shy to answer that
its triggering me too now that you point it out...
she wouldn't dress up like that where i live and i don't blame her!
oh i had to google that, it looks like goosebumps~ what are you afraid of~?
i dont think thats possible and no im really bad at writing
shes a very successful author however