>Still the most relevant and projects the most power, but on its last leg with a bloody eye.
>As a powerhouse, it's long in the tooth.
>Puts on a smile.
>Despite projecting power, still very insular (like American football) in its interests.
>The face of the country (hollywood) is far more handsome than everyone else in the country.
>Gets excited about shit (guns, abortion, american football) that no one else seems to give two shits about.
Ah yes. The good old moon pic. That never gets old. Obviously every single one of you americunts are to be commemorated for helping in that achievement
No, I think it's a metaphor for the totality of the American delusion
not only do we provide awesome games, movies, and entertainment to the world, we have the strongest military by far, and some of the most renowned universities.
it should also come as no surprise that from every country first and third world, everyone is interested in everything we do, the rest of the world can't even stop talking about our politics as if it has anything to do with them, go support or criticise your own leader and then maybe your shit hole of a country will improve instead of constantly sticking your noses in America's glorious red white and blue ass.
Ah yes. Instead of actually making a point, you just point out stuff on the other side that's wrong. That's how you guys argue isn't it? I noticed during the last election
>Decides for moonpic cause muh patriotism
>Was ONLY getting on the b4 those communists bcause a Nazi helped them
If thought this isnt YLYL
я с двач помойки пришёл, можно я у вас здесь посижу?
You can say that again. I don't even remember the last time you shits made the playoffs.
> image related
> the american dream
Expect retards to ask what's funny about it.
Nope, you murricans are retarded..stay tune
The Intercept, just to mention a serious source, it is making us understand that what is revealed by Ed Snowden is less appetizer of what .... NO NO, not what they will do, but of what THAT ALREADY 'HAVE READY AND WORKING.
You're wasting your time. They're already too dumb to understand what any of that shit means, why they should fear it, or how to go about rectifying the problem.
Corporate America even tells them it's actually good, so who are they not to believe?
>the one positive thing usa achieved
>plants french flag
No. We landed you on the Moon.
You werent even able to construct the A-Bomb without German scientists, your Technology today is based on what we archieved back then.
The only thing what is pathetic is your lack of knowledge about the Inventions we made.
We spent all that goddamn tax money in a cock-waving contest with the Soviets. But the fucking Soviets had already 99% won.
Ergo, no one was actually fucking embarrassed, and John Q. Public paid for the most inept middle finger of the modern age.
>unfinished because structurally unsound
>leaves the rubble laying everywhere
yup, that is a good representation alright.
Well, you did elect Mike Donald for POTUS and VP. You fat bastards.
the ironic thing is the more 'murrican you get, the more you seem to think that you as an individual has contributed to any of this. Most of these threads discuss shit that happened mid century or before. Let me know if you fought in ww1 & 2 or went to the moon.
>inb4 butthurt amerifats incoming
gooks beat you w/ sticks, da hell r u talking about?
The fucking hysterical thing is, they could have seen it coming: Vietnam used the same tactics to eject the Colonial French from the country back when it was part of "Indochina".
but still man, u had napalm, chopers and stuff
Napalm actually has a really narrow use-case, beyond which you're actually signing your men up to barbecue themselves and each other.
It was actually an over-reliance on mechanized warfare and substandard training that lost us that "police action".
>the rest of the world can't even stop talking about our politics as if it has anything to do with them
>invades and destroys multiple countries because you don't like their leader
murica in a fucking nutshell right there.
yeah, the commies aren't making them work anymore.
It really defines their failed nation when they constantly need to be held together by som common outside threat.
What unites most countries (people of a nation, language, heritage, culture, political views, religion) devides them. As soon as they aren't united by their enemies they are going to fight amongst themselves. Just watch.
It's not really the problem. America doesn't need an enemy.
They've just been infiltrated by Jews the past 50ish years, since the 1960s and we see the results of what they're doing here mirrors the effects of Germany around 1930.
Stagnant wages, poverty, the family breaking apart, etc.
>Be me, wake up in the greatest country in the world
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals
>go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall)
>get 4th mortgage on the same house
>watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos
>try to play fetch with my dog
>We both have heart attacks
>Get taken to hospital
>doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh
> my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs
> “Anon, you can’t trust these foreign doctors. Being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent”
> believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart
> tip Suresh anyway
>get taken home, tip the ambulance guys
>MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives.
>Well, at least it’s better than Obamacare.
>try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news
>end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians
>next day go back to school
>have a surprise test on my American culture class!
>mfw the test is all about the Kardashians
> Ace test
>go back home
>make a thread praising Trump on 4chan
Well. People in the U.S are lax as fuck and they have near to none sense of political or moral direction. They are too divided in their basic social and economic structures for them to function as a society.
The only thing keeping them together is outside threats.
>Arab Muslim Terrorists
There's a trend during elections to rally voters under a defining banner - like "we need to defend ourselves against [insert anything]" or "they want to take away [insert something patriotic]". See what I mean? It's a very common conception outside of the U.S.
Considering the fact that Jews keep paying for protests and fake news to divide people I'd say that has a lot more to do with the division than the American people who just want to go to work. feed their families, and be left alone.
Shitstain Jews stirring the pot again, just like in Germany.
I've always thought the fake Lovecraft name in that image was rather pedestrian. "The destroyer of worlds" is like the first subtitle any person would come up with for a Lovecraftian monster. Whoever made this needs to up their game
Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Seal of the United States of America
that didn't do shit
It's actually pretty awesome
You mean the guy who wants to move the embassy to Jerusalem, end sanctions against Israeli settlement building, invite Netanyahu for a state dinner, install arch Zionists into his cabinet - you mean that guy?
I've watch soccer games until it gets too boring
difference: there is an avarage of 13 minutes of gameplay per ~6 hrs of american football. The rest is tactics, commercials and just plain bullshit. Boring version of rugby, imo.
real football can be played and enjoyed by anyone, doesnt require 2000$ attire and actually goes on for 90 minutes (at least)
>trash talk america
>feel good while doing it, they deserve it
>sit down at the table with the family
>my country is still better than america
>my country definitely wasnt shaped by America
>I would have internet without america
>I hate america.
As an american, the only other country I would consider living in is New Zealand, and that's because they aren't ungrateful bitches like the rest of you all.
Fucking Europeans, get off my image board!
shits good, no one telling me what i can't own.
I enjoyed S. Korea, but Koreans love Americans
The point is that the idea of being American is that you can strive for what you want. If building a rocket and planting a flag on the moon makes your dick hard, go for it. Nobody is going to make you though. ~320 million people, and most of them are shit. The ones that aren't though... the ones that aren't are titans.
Stock market making record highs. got a president interested in restoring law and order. got the SJWs pissed. Europeans jealous as fuck. It's not bad.