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Describe America in one picture

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Describe America in one picture
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Much like this guy, it shouldn't exist
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>>721866957
Anyone have hi res for this pic? Looks comfy af
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>Still the most relevant and projects the most power, but on its last leg with a bloody eye.
>As a powerhouse, it's long in the tooth.
>Puts on a smile.
>Despite projecting power, still very insular (like American football) in its interests.
>The face of the country (hollywood) is far more handsome than everyone else in the country.
>Gets excited about shit (guns, abortion, american football) that no one else seems to give two shits about.
>Patriots
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>>721866721
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>>721867506
Welp... looks like I'll be going to McD's for lunch.
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>>721867598
You say that as if your addicted fatclogged ass has a choice
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>>721867506
American cuisine invented by Germans.
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>>721866803
This doesn't make sense Abdul.
America's don't have designated shiting streets like your beautiful country.
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>>721867725
Ah yes. The good old moon pic. That never gets old. Obviously every single one of you americunts are to be commemorated for helping in that achievement

/s
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>>721868134
It's a metaphor for the totality of American Exceptionalism, you retard.
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If you like traps, you're a faggot.
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>>721868266
No, I think it's a metaphor for the totality of the American delusion
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All humans are just talking apes.

>Thinking you are any smarter than any other is stupid. You are dumb and don't realize it.
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>>721867278
I wish brady's dick would fall off because his fans keep jerking him so fucking hard
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>>721867942
but you have designated shitting isles, i know you murikans love shitting in the supermarket
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>>721866721
To Omaha Beach !
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not only do we provide awesome games, movies, and entertainment to the world, we have the strongest military by far, and some of the most renowned universities.

it should also come as no surprise that from every country first and third world, everyone is interested in everything we do, the rest of the world can't even stop talking about our politics as if it has anything to do with them, go support or criticise your own leader and then maybe your shit hole of a country will improve instead of constantly sticking your noses in America's glorious red white and blue ass.
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>>721867129
>the smurfs
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>>721869298
See? That's what I said. Completely delusional
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>>721869298
look at this guy
just look at him
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>>721867278
but like, that's your opinion man.
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>>721868134
But if there's a picture of some fat fuck (even if they're not American) then that automaticly applies to every American.
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>>721869901
Ah yes. Instead of actually making a point, you just point out stuff on the other side that's wrong. That's how you guys argue isn't it? I noticed during the last election
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>>721866721
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sadly...
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I should really update this
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>>721869429
blyad
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>>721870345
no actually we're not
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>>721869410
>america
>fails to notice sign in background written in jibberish mud - language
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>>721866721
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>>721870434
the British licence plate just adds
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>>721870565
> Describe america
> Fails to notice that america doesn't actually need to be in the picture
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>>721870565
mcdonalds is amurikka
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>>721870655
Hello Eagle eye!
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Hate us cause they ain't us.
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>murrrikka
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>>721870699
Is this what you think we look like?
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>>721870608
Oh no you're retarded
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>>721870234
Many disagree with that
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>>721867725
>Describe americans
>Decides for moonpic cause muh patriotism
>Was ONLY getting on the b4 those communists bcause a Nazi helped them
>#SaturnFünf
SIEG HEIL
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I don't think the zionists like trump much
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>>721869454
How is this a bad thing
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>>721871140
Watch JFKs speech and learn something today.
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>>721868589
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>>721870265
mothers of keks
one more example of the retardation in murica
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>>721871140
We land on the fucking moon and you fucks still try to find something wrong with it. Pathetic.
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>>721871212
That's an old one actually, it was made under Obama.
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>>721870893
they hate us cause they anus?

what does an anus have to do with anything??!
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>>721869298
>Do you feel it Mr Krabs?
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>>721871428
Kek!
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>>721870931
>кирилица
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>>721871428
How old are you?
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>>721870872
Lost
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>>721870941

Any picture of Donald Trump will do. If they'll vote for him, they'll vote for anyone.

My Boston Terrier will be on the ticket in three years.
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>>721869550
If thought this isnt YLYL
Thx anon
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>>721871499
я с двач помойки пришёл, можно я у вас здесь посижу?
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>>721870465

You can say that again. I don't even remember the last time you shits made the playoffs.

> image related
> the american dream
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>>721871522
Expect retards to ask what's funny about it.
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>>721871392

You only did it to embarrass the Soviets. Good job on making _any_ practical use out of it.

Dumb cunt.
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>>721870973
Nope, you murricans are retarded..stay tune
The Intercept, just to mention a serious source, it is making us understand that what is revealed by Ed Snowden is less appetizer of what .... NO NO, not what they will do, but of what THAT ALREADY 'HAVE READY AND WORKING.
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>>721870345
Filthy football

Everyone is playing Soccer, onky USA sucks at it, and have their Superbowl, just because they want to ve hipsters
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>>721871819
>2017
"Soviets" still not impressed
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>>721866721
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>>721871856

You're wasting your time. They're already too dumb to understand what any of that shit means, why they should fear it, or how to go about rectifying the problem.

Corporate America even tells them it's actually good, so who are they not to believe?
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>>721866721
'Murica
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>>721871892

That's the fucking joke, Ivan.

All that money on dick and diddle and shit.
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>>721872169
where did i fuck up?
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>>721867725
>the one positive thing usa achieved
>plants french flag
https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/ApolloFlags-Condition.html
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>>721871392
No. We landed you on the Moon.
You werent even able to construct the A-Bomb without German scientists, your Technology today is based on what we archieved back then.

The only thing what is pathetic is your lack of knowledge about the Inventions we made.
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>>721872002
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>>721866721
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>>721872234

We spent all that goddamn tax money in a cock-waving contest with the Soviets. But the fucking Soviets had already 99% won.

Ergo, no one was actually fucking embarrassed, and John Q. Public paid for the most inept middle finger of the modern age.
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>>721872481
well, shit happens
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>>721871406
>flatliner
lost
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>>721872337

Now now, Hans....

To be fair, the Soviets did the same bullshit.
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>>721867423
Aborted, yet trying to take a dime to the afterlife.
>Jew fetus confirmed
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>>721870824
>unfinished because structurally unsound
>leaves the rubble laying everywhere
yup, that is a good representation alright.
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>>721872553
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>>721868468
/thread
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>>721870740
movie name?
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>>721870941
Well, you did elect Mike Donald for POTUS and VP. You fat bastards.
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>>721869550
ikr.
the ironic thing is the more 'murrican you get, the more you seem to think that you as an individual has contributed to any of this. Most of these threads discuss shit that happened mid century or before. Let me know if you fought in ww1 & 2 or went to the moon.

>inb4 butthurt amerifats incoming
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>>721872809
https://youtu.be/fSMtWngABjE
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>>721869752
>an italian vs a murican
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>>721872912

Americans have been resting on their goddamn laurels for decades now.

The wreath is starting to mold a bit.
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>>721869298
>strongest military by far
hurrdurr muh guns

that's not an achievement.
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>>721872780
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>>721872809
extraterrestrial (2014)
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>mrikka
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>>721873122

Once again: the Soviet Union had a fuck-huge military at one point in time, too.

I think we all know how that turned out for them.
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>>721873161
kek. ayy lmao. thanks.
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>>721869298
>strongest military
>1955-1975
gooks beat you w/ sticks, da hell r u talking about?
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>>721873319
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>>721866721
Is that David Lee Roth?
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>>721873319
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>>721873346

The fucking hysterical thing is, they could have seen it coming: Vietnam used the same tactics to eject the Colonial French from the country back when it was part of "Indochina".
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>>721873570
but still man, u had napalm, chopers and stuff
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>>721873548
She looks good enough for a poke
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>>721873688

Napalm actually has a really narrow use-case, beyond which you're actually signing your men up to barbecue themselves and each other.

It was actually an over-reliance on mechanized warfare and substandard training that lost us that "police action".
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>>721873977
why didn't u "Fukusima vol.2"
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>>721869298
>the rest of the world can't even stop talking about our politics as if it has anything to do with them
>invades and destroys multiple countries because you don't like their leader
murica in a fucking nutshell right there.
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>>>721873092

yeah, the commies aren't making them work anymore.
It really defines their failed nation when they constantly need to be held together by som common outside threat.
What unites most countries (people of a nation, language, heritage, culture, political views, religion) devides them. As soon as they aren't united by their enemies they are going to fight amongst themselves. Just watch.
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>>721873151
this is fake as fuck
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>>721873319
>breaking the steel bars trying to hold her weight
fixed
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>>721874517
obvious shitpost is obvious, all I'm sayin
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>>721874196
It's not really the problem. America doesn't need an enemy.

They've just been infiltrated by Jews the past 50ish years, since the 1960s and we see the results of what they're doing here mirrors the effects of Germany around 1930.

Stagnant wages, poverty, the family breaking apart, etc.
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Trump muslim bait
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>Be me, wake up in the greatest country in the world
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
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>>721874872
>Hear gunshots
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals
>go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall)
>get 4th mortgage on the same house
>watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos
>buy tacos
>try to play fetch with my dog
>We both have heart attacks
>Get taken to hospital
>doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh
> my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs
> “Anon, you can’t trust these foreign doctors. Being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent”
> believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart
> tip Suresh anyway
>get taken home, tip the ambulance guys
>MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives.
>Well, at least it’s better than Obamacare.
>try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news
>end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians
>next day go back to school
>have a surprise test on my American culture class!
>gonnafailthissohard.jpeg
>mfw the test is all about the Kardashians
> Ace test
>go back home
>make a thread praising Trump on 4chan
>itwasagoodday.txt
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>>721866721
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>>721874699
Well. People in the U.S are lax as fuck and they have near to none sense of political or moral direction. They are too divided in their basic social and economic structures for them to function as a society.

The only thing keeping them together is outside threats.

>English/royalists
>Nazis
>Commies
>Terrorists
>Arab muslims
>Arab Muslim Terrorists

There's a trend during elections to rally voters under a defining banner - like "we need to defend ourselves against [insert anything]" or "they want to take away [insert something patriotic]". See what I mean? It's a very common conception outside of the U.S.
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>>721874872
>>721874906

>Not clapping or 9/11

3/10 - IGN
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>>721867506
I fucking love mcdonalds French fries
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>>721875160
Considering the fact that Jews keep paying for protests and fake news to divide people I'd say that has a lot more to do with the division than the American people who just want to go to work. feed their families, and be left alone.

Shitstain Jews stirring the pot again, just like in Germany.
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>>721872025
I've always thought the fake Lovecraft name in that image was rather pedestrian. "The destroyer of worlds" is like the first subtitle any person would come up with for a Lovecraftian monster. Whoever made this needs to up their game
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>>721875222
Thanks you for the interesting feedback anon. I'll keep working on that
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>>721872669
top kek
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>>721868576
>when a regular derailler just won't cut it
>bring out the big shit
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>>721866721
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>>721873319
ballet is pretty good exercise maybe she'll lose weight
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>>721875376
lost.
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>>721874679
you don't know what shitposting is do you?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Great Seal of the United States of America
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>>721875566
You're welcome
>checked, nice combo
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>>721869298
This.
America at it's worst is still better than you faggots at your best.
Step the fuck up
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>>721866721
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>>721866721
.
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>>721874906
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>>721868134
Still not your flag.
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>>721866721
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>>721868640
kek
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>>721867725
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>>721872002
The fact that he is using his fat to absorb recoil because his arms are too short to reach around his fat
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>>721873240
>fuck-huge military

that didn't do shit
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>>721870345
lul handegg
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>>721876102
It's actually pretty awesome
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>>721870345
the superadbowl is always a clear win for murica... eu cant even compete with this intensity of shitty ads in their major sport events
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>>721871522

as non murricana, i dont get it
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>>721876362
It's not quite as funny as falling/faking injuries on the soccer field

https://youtu.be/uVim7rjfKOQ
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>>721871192

You mean the guy who wants to move the embassy to Jerusalem, end sanctions against Israeli settlement building, invite Netanyahu for a state dinner, install arch Zionists into his cabinet - you mean that guy?
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>>721866721
At least we don't have clergy as part of our government like europoors
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>>721876606
>triggered
>muh handegg
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>>721873816
my man
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>>721871710
u so kewl u get the joke an others dont
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>>721873816
no
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>>721876711
I've watch soccer games until it gets too boring
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>>721876606
difference: there is an avarage of 13 minutes of gameplay per ~6 hrs of american football. The rest is tactics, commercials and just plain bullshit. Boring version of rugby, imo.
real football can be played and enjoyed by anyone, doesnt require 2000$ attire and actually goes on for 90 minutes (at least)
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>>721876690
It'll be better if they just kill off the worthless palestinians anyway.

>and nothing of value was lost
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>>721877162
lol, says the americunt

>mfw
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>trash talk america
>feel good while doing it, they deserve it
>sit down at the table with the family
>soup again?
>my country is still better than america
>my country definitely wasnt shaped by America
>I would have internet without america
>I hate america.

As an american, the only other country I would consider living in is New Zealand, and that's because they aren't ungrateful bitches like the rest of you all.
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>>721877039
>giving a shit about handegg and football
And?
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>>721877241
name one single food that you came up with yourselves.
Soup is delish, but there's also a reason almost every single beef dish is given a french name.
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>>721871647
whats wrong with this? Id love to kill me a sand nigger
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>>721877241
you mad
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>>721870699
Why even bother with the inflatable chair? That much fat is naturally buoyant
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>>721877384
this
also neckbeards and basementvirgins
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>>721877230
no need to be upset
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>>721867688
>describe America in one picture

Florida is only a small part of America.
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>>721877384
nice feet
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I've been to 15 countries, I love it here.
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>>721866721
Fucking Europeans, get off my image board!
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>>721877465
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>>721877643
probably went to some shit ones, I've been to 10 and america is one of the worst...
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shits good, no one telling me what i can't own.
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Look up, see that?
That's FUCKING AMERICA.
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>>721876606
you sure showed me with this fact which holds literally no weight
>lul handegg
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>>721877162
So I guess you don't mind helping Jews then - okay. I guess you're one of those paradoxical Neo-Nazis.
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>>721877416
No because you don't really have an argument
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>>721877039
typical american...if no action happens you get bored
>what is tactics
>what is team support
>what is suspense
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>>721877749
I enjoyed S. Korea, but Koreans love Americans
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They see me rolling
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>>721867725
>>721868134

The point is that the idea of being American is that you can strive for what you want. If building a rocket and planting a flag on the moon makes your dick hard, go for it. Nobody is going to make you though. ~320 million people, and most of them are shit. The ones that aren't though... the ones that aren't are titans.
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>>721878018
shits boring dude
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>>721877960
who the fuck needs arguments against america... just taking a look at your current state of your country is enough to make anyone kekkle
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>>721877863
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>>721878289
it's pretty good mang
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>>721878275
still the most popular
>because its so boring
get your head out of your ass jamal
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>>721876700
Give it a few years of Trump
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>>721878334
USSR: Doesn't exist
USA: Still exists
Fuck you, we win.
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>>721878289
Stock market making record highs. got a president interested in restoring law and order. got the SJWs pissed. Europeans jealous as fuck. It's not bad.
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