Early fluffy thread
kweh
>>721849493
Huzza. Get to go into work late today and am rewarded with this.
>>721850184
i could not wait for that one anon who usually starts these threads so i made one
Still posting this autistic shit eh faggots? Pathetic.
>>721850323
Still postin in threads you are not interested in, eh?
Faggot.
>>721850286
awesome!
>>721850323
>You say as you let 3 furfag threads go untuched
How about doing /b/ some good, huh?
Perfect time to post flufffies as chocobro is fast asleep
>>721850730
Seriously, why the fuck are there three furry threads on /b/ right now?
>>721851103
is each one for a different variety?
>>721851103
Fluffy is not furry.
>>721851781
Were against furry, we're complaining that there's 3 fucking furfag breads active atm
>>721851735
Anyone know that artist?
>>721851715
gay, sexy and ?
>>721851781
We know. The point is there are three furfag threads on /b/ right now, and yet people bitch when there's one fluffy thread. And don't get me started on how many cuck thread /b/ has at any given time.
>>721851715
No. Two of the three are horse furfags.
>>721851917
speak for yourself i love big fluffy fox tits
>>721852241
Well than you're in the boat of faggots that ruined /b/
Just want to say, started reading these threads about 4 months ago after I had to put one of my cats to sleep (I had two, but now just the one) and for some reason it has been very therapeutic. Thank you all for your posts.
Sincerely,
an annon who will bump your threads but doesn't save fluff pictures.
>>721852283
„/b/ was created by faggots and shall be destroyed by faggots!“ - The Bible
>>721852283
i got hooked on furry porn before i discovered /b
>>721852133
Ooooooooooo yea daddy
>>721852844
however i never start one, just collect pictures
>>721852844
So you're part of the second wave
For context
First wave: furfags that come onto /b/, most have fucked off
Second wave: furfags introduced to /b/ by first wave
Third Wave: furfags that were introduced to /b/ by second wave
Also second wave furfags are a major reason that there's so much cancer on /b/, because second wave furfags told their leredditfag friends and 9fag friends about /b/ and they came
/r/ing fluffy cooking
>>721853336
Got you fam.
>tfw the maximum image size is 2mb
Dammit
https://www.fluffybooru.org/_images/a9b265b43a75b50b0b0eb734a93d9161/44478
It's like yukkuri except I feel naught but joy in their suffering, rather than the usual faint pangs of guilt that yukkuri would have tied with said joy.
REQUEST:
SMAWTY's that have a big mouth at humans and get punished for it, preferably breeding related.
>>721853707
>yukkuri
Hardly.
It's our 21st century version of Stick Figure Death Theater.
>>721853710
Not breeding related, but good smarty abuse nonetheless.
>>721854156
Yes yes this is good more! MORE! >:D
>>721854156
>>721853164
so i can be part of it just by lurking those thteads.
noted.
>>721854420
Now u're not so fast.
>>721854553
Just dont bump them and keep it as nothing more than a kink.
>>721854784
wow. just wow.
>>721854875
thats what i do fam
>>721853336
>>721855232
>>721855249
>>721855285
>>721855310
>>721855340
>>721855414
I love seeing Asperger Daddy was liked and it is being reposted. 10/10
>>721855414
I like that someone did a follow up for this one.
>>721856275
kek
>>721849854
What the fuck is the point of this? Do you get off on it?
>>721856472
Yep. I fap to fluffy pony abuse daily.
GUUUUUUUD FEEEEEEEEWS!
>>721856525
Do you ever think to yourself at night, "Where did I go wrong?"
>>721856525
That's it. I've been provocaterated.
Morning wood inducement in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
>>721856800
>>721856892
>>721856849
make kweh, not anthro
>>721856967
Kweh.
>>721856374
That'll scar the fluffy for life
>>721857074
in other words, no lasting effects
YES
MORE SUFFERING
MORE ABUSE MORE HATRED
Four good for morning wood.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled chocorbo murder boner thread.
Does anybody have the stories of Slate and Creamsicle?
>>721857194
it's a fluffy thread, not politics
>>721857262
i have both and can make time to post one. which one do you prefer?
>>721857323
here comes millie (slate)
>>721856800
>>721856892
>>721857023
WTF.... So, fluffies were made to fuck with ponyfags, who'd anthromorphized them as a fetish... And now the fluffies are being anthro'd & fetishized...
Is this the end of the internet? Like, the outer border?
>>721857625
the comic is incomplete. you can find the rest as a story on the booru. a good read
>>721857669
you're overthinking it.
there's a special kind of people called furries. they eventually find everything that fas fur and make por of it. there's nothing more to it
I'm at work for twenty minutes and I find a fluffy thread. Shit, I'd usually make some half-assed traditional OC for you guys.
>>721857547
Thanks chief
Are angora fluffies a thing? Can we make that a thing?
Fuck it.
The retard guy who post birds is here.
Time to stop uploading.
I leave. bye
>>721858232
>>721856472
you mean the whole fluffy thing or just this one?
i dont fap to it i just feel extra satisfied when i see these shitbags suffering
>>721858320
cmon chocobro dont be rude
youre rad dont piss off the newfags :(
>>721858405
Kweh.
>>721852003
I think it's ZK
>>721857672
Any chance of a link? Tried searching for it; only story results I got were unrelated.
>>721858517
>>721857672
>>721858512
It's not on the booru. wolfram_sparks deleted it, along with everything else he posted there.
Some based anon posted an imgur link a few days ago with the whole story, but I didn't save it.
>>721858536
if i tried to get you to say anything other than 'Kweh.' would you do it?
>>721858717
Kweh.
>>721858573
Damn; was getting deep.
Something about the slow, spread out, mostly psychological abuse was much more satisfying than the 'instant gratification' stuff.
do you get horny for this?
>>721858757
uhmmm
can i get you to say 'Caw.'?
>>721858853
No. They're tiny horses robots. It's more of a way to relieve stress than anything.
>>721858883
Kweh.
>>721858853
sometimes
>>721857672
link?
>>721858853
It's funny; I'm not into animal abuse. Completely turned off by it in fact.
However, I AM into human abuse & torture; and honestly, this most closely resembles that for me.
It's not & never has been a sexual thing though, I DON'T want those wires to end up getting crossed...
>>721858936
Caw!
iM GONNA DRAW AN ANGORA FLUFFY
>>721859289
Caw!
>>721859411
Kweh.
Canon question:
Having a man intercourse with a fluffy can end in infections and illnesses?
>>721859532
A lot of people think that fluffies have rampant std problems so probably, yeah.
>>721859590
Noted.
>>721858853
Hell yes! GUUUUUD FEEEEEEEEWS!
>>721859590
So they're like koalas? Koalas are also known for being really fucking stupid.
>>721852133
This new artist is making some very good works of art. Nice dubs.
>>721858512
>>721858573
>>721859086
he did delete it but people reposted some of his stuff. it was there. must be gone again.
here's the imgur link
http://arekeeoo.imgur.com/
but the story is not there, just the comic
if anyone has the story, drop a link
>>721859756
and rapists
>>721859824
Another behavior found frequently in fluffies. Mostly smarties though. Eh.
We're watching a bunch of equine Koalas fuck each other and get murdered. Go us.
>>721859965
so there is a probability that fluffies contain koala dna?
>>721860083
Very high probability, yeah.
>>721860083
we share 75% of our DNA with bananas so I guess we could find some "koala DNA"
These threads make me want to eat spaghetti
>>721857569
Fluffies don't fly,why is he angry that they took his wings?
>>721862837
for two reasons.
first of all, they believe they will be able to fly some day
and secondly, fluffies care a lot about their appearance. wings make them special just like horns, pretty colors, bushy tail etc. ugly fluffies get abused
>>721862946
>ugly fluffies get abused
All fluffies get abused
>>721863075
but not by their own mothers and only because of their looks.
anyhow, punk is dead but hugbox is not
Tbh this chocobo fags dedication to spamming these threads is really interesting. Imagine a lonely fat middle aged man with an extensive final fantasy merchandise collection in his mothers basement collecting dust. Our hero spammer chocobo fag sits at his computer waiting, dick in hand , anticipating a new fluffy thread to spam and jerk off too. Beautiful
>>721863566
Kweh kweh, motherfucker.
/thread
This fucktard ruined again this thread.
Now, all guys left.
Congratulation faggot.
>>721857672
Why do all fluffies have wan die in their vocabulary?
Die is the only word they say right
>>721856651
No, now go back to fapping to your normie bullshit.
>>721863716
Ooo did I strike a chord in the chocofags insecurity? I knew it. You're a fuckin joke. Lol
>>721864407
"Mammah wan babbeh num poppies?!"
>>721864235
Not chocofag, Otherwise I would have posted a chicken.
Chocofag may very well be the king of the autists.
>>721850323
>nothin personnell kid
>>721863915
i'm here for like two months? why am I the one answering all the questions about fluffy lore!?
anyhow, they theoretically be able to speak relatively properly, although with a lisp typical for little children and similar vocabulary. as idiots, they don't always achieve such grandeur
and the "wan die" is supposed to be a pre-programmed state that idicate necessity of termination, it's believed that when a fluffy reaches the "wan die" state, there's nothing one can do to salvage the biotoy. nota bene, the concept of death is alien to fluffies. they see it as "forever sleepies". other fluffies don't "die", they take "forever sleepies", so wanting to "die" is something from beyond normal mental processes of a fluffy
>>721865141
shit, i'm too tired to write a proper sentence in english... time to take a nap
>>721865141
Did snowee die?
What was the treat that he gave her?
Where's the link to the story?
>>721865141
>>721850614
I want to read this story.
Wonder when Bluefluff will return?
>>721867674
Wonder the same about goblinfluff, Tan tan and several others. Fluffypancakes returned after nine months of absence though, so maybe there's still hope.
>>721868046
My biggest curiosity however is Wolfram. He came back for a short bit and did a stream. Said he'd finish after the holidays but nothin yet.
>>721868176
She and Carpdime both. It doesn't help that some autists immediately call them traitors and such, so they probably don't have much of an incentive to stay. At least Egor posts fairly regularly.
>>721856472
>>721859460
>>721868135
Kweh!
>>721868531
She lurks ...
>>721868635
Kweh.
>>721868698
Kweh
>>721868800
Kweh.
>>721859532
Fluffies were designed to be hypoallergic perfect pets, so I don't think so. They don't even carry diseases that are transmittable to humans.
>>721868846
Kweh
>>721859824
>>721859965
>rape
Not canon.
>>721868655
Sounds like 'that is not dead which can eternal lie', haha.
>>721868956
Kweh.
>>721869014
Kweh
>>721861916
I have actually stated cooking spaghetti since getting into fluffies just to get in the mood. :)
>>721869098
Kweh.
>>721869151
Kweh
>>721869172
Kweh.
>>721869220
Kweh
>>721863915
"wan die" is what a fluffy says when its completely broken. They understand the english vocabulary even though they don't use the harsher words themselves, but when a fluffy is absolutely, permanently broken it starts using the word "die" instead of "forever sleepies"
>>721869326
Kweh.
holy fuck this shit is so cancerous, u fucking autists seem to surprise me more everyday.. now imma go back to fapping to some incest fucking faggots
>>721869383
Kweh
>>721869452
Kweh.
>>721868895
Yeah, but I doubt they were designed as sex toys. Hasbio probably didn't think of that.
>>721869479
Kweh
>>721849293
For sec there I though his balls shot out of his scrotum for some reason.
>>721869528
Kweh.
>>721849170
for some reason this makes me want to make an old ultima like game but with fluffies and modern 2D graphics
>>721869567
Kweh
>>721855613
Asperger Daddeh is pure perfection! I love unintentional abuse and psychological abuse, and this has both in droves.
>>721869665
Kweh.
>>721869725
Kweh
Oh, look. Chocofag is spamming so much we're about to hit the image limit. What a shame we can't start a new thread.
>>721869770
Kweh.
>>721849236
Canadian miwkies?
>>721869818
Kweh
>>721869957
Kweh.
>>721868895
If I were designing them, I'd rely on as much "left handed" molecular chemistry for their biology as possible. The mirror image of every molecule the rest of life on Earth uses for the same. There'd be very little they could pass on (or back to) us.
I guess the digestive process would be the only thing you couldn't rig like that.
>>721869999
Kweh
>>721870056
Kweh.
>>721870041
That's my headcanon too. Explains why they don't get sick that often even in terrible conditions.
>>721869007
Only the pourings of the garden hose can stop her!
>le hurr durr
>post birds
>hurr
>durr
>le 9gag
>le true story
>kwehh
Would you please report him? He's been banned a few times before so apparently the mods occasionally do their job if you do.
>>721871883
who ?
>>721872104
The chocobo spammer.
screencapping
"The Tragic Fall of Chocobro."
>>721872231
yesterday, the yugioh spammer was. All of us need to report him.
we're sorry chocoboi! you had a good run :^)
eatmyass
Have you all thougt the idea of there's not only a chocobo spamer?
>>721850323
>>721849111
WTF can someone explain this?
>>721873216
"autism" is the latest buzzword. when a kids wants to be cool, he youlls "sutism". it's the newfags' equivalent of patriarchy for feminists
>>721873216
>>721856472
Why would anyone need an explanation anyway? You open the thread and either you stay for reasons you come up with on your own or leave.
>>721856849
Youre late today chokobro
>>721854239
What exactly are those for?