Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Lizardman is givin me trubs
Skip them for now I guess
Is it weird that, despite the fact Angela is my waifu, i still ship her with fareeha?
Can't do that
must power through
Hey, i wanted to go!
Shouldn't you and Anya be there? We both know I belong on /fit/ at the worst.
Because she was drawn that way.
I'm great, i should sleep though
Im sure your wallet regrets it
I think its fine
Ok but its your problem
im not even a cuck fetishist or anything.
I finished downloading starcraft 2
Sounds dangerous to be walking around at that hour.
Did you pick up something good?
Cool. I recommend learning how to play marines first because they are the simplest
Yeah, I stress myself out.
>getting cucked by my own waifu
this is a new low
I wouldn't pick any other faction. Annihilate worthless alien filth
FOR THE EMPEROR
Not too much right?
Wrong series. I do like the Protoss the most though
what should i feed an olde english sheepdoggo?
so did you ya dork~
But the zerg are rad
Im just passionate about giving aliens what they deserve
Hard Liquor and cigarette butts.
If you want him to be manly.
Still at least try some of the other races to get a feel for them.
Yes, the replacement filter only cost $15. I got the second filter which was another $20, and I'ma have some help to get that one taken care of since it's cramped up in the engine bay, under the steering column. But after that, and a bit of injector cleaner, I should be looking at a noticeable performance increase due to the fuel lines not being clogged up!
are you okay?
would you do "things" to a doggo this small?
I do stress myself out a bit much.
BEAT LIZARDMAN YE
Im pretty sure its a full moon here tonight
I tend to focus on human factions in these kind of games.
If I can paint my dudes obviously I will be commanding space marines.
We all do. We just don't realize it yet.
Maybe feed and walk, but that's about it.
I dont think you can paint your dudes. Just try to remember to always be creating units. That usually makes it go a lot better if you have a focus. Also dont be afraid to make new bases
also i would be posting more solo mercy stuff, but my hard drive died and i lost all my shit, so i dont really have any now
I bully myself
i can't see the moon from here
do you like it?
can i feed my sheepdoggo half of my dinner?
Just dont bully too much I guess
Its bright at night but I guess its fine. Its weird to go outside and have it be bright
By the way bby, got the stalling issue fixed. Mad cornering and high speeds are in your future!
dont you just want to grab it?
I'll do my best
That sounds maybe fun, we'll have to give it a go sometime!
>Creeping feeling I just doomed myself
Well I play age of empires a lot and the main goal of that game is to control 3/4 of the map before your opponent does.
Sucks you can't paint your dudes like in Warhammer.
I'm quite impressed at how well it runs on this PC so kudos to Blizzard's programming staff for coding it so well.
Mercy? Isn't that Dota 2? Forgive me if I'm wrong.
Careful, check each thing online before you do.
Brocoli, cauliflower, and most veggies are fine. Starfruit, grapes, raisins, are bad.
If he's used to eating only 1 food all the time it will give him an upset stomach but don't blame the food for that. Blame the routine of him eating the same thing.
My dogs eat basically whatever the hell they want. Ham, turkey, pork, chicken, cranberry sauce, rice, croutons, etc. Raw and slow cooked. Of course I also give them a supplement to make up for imbalanced nutrition. They only eat human grade food and occasionally fully organic dog food. I have never in their entire lives fed them non-organic dog food.
There is ground up dog and cat meat inside of most big brand name dog foods. Including Iams, Purina, Science diet, Blue Buffalo, 1 dog and many many others.
If you do feed dog food I recommend Orijen or Taste of the Wild, but if you switch their food do it very gradually.
Of course, nothing is better than human grade food from the supermarket, especially raw. Just make sure you give them an organic supplement too.
I thought I told you about it before?
Grab it? Cant say thats what I feel when I look at it
>looks through the last thread
>looks at your lips
Making decent progress now
M-My lips are clean!
You cant control that much of the map just branching off your main base is good enough. It is kind of an older game
Going to finish in the time limit?
wait what the heck? there's real dog meat inside dog food!!!!!!!
whenever i look at the moon i want to grab it and hug it
We'll see, there's just so many of them
All is well!
its like what 10 a day or so?
Something like that
Easily dooable without work or class
T-That's not important
Oh ya, you really done did it now!
They've done far more than that. :^)
What else do you find beautiful then?
I guess it would be. I still think you can do it
Oh my :O
nothing else, really. what about you?
is that so?
what are you implying!!
Your belief in me urges me on!
Like I said last time, no need to talk about that~
At the moment few things really jump at me. I am in love with gifs like these though
Well if thats all it took I would have said it sooner
i think you both are really cute together! you should allow her to post more though
stupid gif slowed down my phone
i know the prefect song that goes with that gif
Why not? You can't build outside your base?
Doing tutorial now.
Those millions of euthanized dogs and cats per year have to go somewhere.
It's quite something, that's for sure. :^)
NO YA FUCKED UP! NOW YOU HAD FUCKED UP! YOU HAD FUCKED UP NOW!
I know, right?
are you fake anya, or are you real anya?
i don't wanna click, i don't wanna cliiiick!
Well, keep that in mind in the future~
What have I doomed myself to??
Those are bad implications when I'm so pure!
they must have the best erps~
We haven't even done things that indecent!
What exactly do you think I'm doing with Chara?!
Ah sorry about that. Im not sure any music goes with it to me. I think the quiet really makes it for me.
No you just want to be able to defend those new bases easily
Ill try to but im forgetful at times
A life on the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RLrodOQuxA
Nigga, you're about as pure as I am a slow driver!
>Implying it's only ERP
What do you mean? We're a completely pure Christian couple!
The world is a sad place dude. Especially when money is involved.
And... you might not believe this either but...
They found human meat in McDonald's food along with a lot of "ground beef" hamburgers. DNA tested and confirmed. I don't eat cheap hamburger meat anymore.
You might not believe it and I can't say I blame you.
You are what you eat. So don't eat mass produced hamburgers, ether from Walmart or McDonald's.
Unspeakably lewd things, obviously.
A completely pure Christian couple that can't get enough of each other and were drawn into sin because of it, maybe.
So am I, to be honest.
Maybe I can handle the speedway
Nuh! I am about as pure as you and Anya are gay and lewd!
Coming from you! Do I gotta post the cat mako pictures?
My Queen. Feel free to fuck her while she steps on me.
So you're ready for the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8 ? Cause you realize it's gunna take you back to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU and make your https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZKD5se-ZM
>Implying gay and lewd
Thats fine. Everyone forgets small things
There is nothing indecent about Mako calling herself my kitty.
Sure, minor details.
Are you going to do it or not?
I love two of those songs! Haven't heard the third.
I believe in my ability to be ready! Maybe I shouldn't.
Pls, you're MAX lewd and huge faggots
Yeah, I forget kinda big things sometimes though
I disagree! And the lewds posted!
Then you're ready for a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc , and after that, you'll get to experience the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsbOOPkmEGw . I'll make you a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbqLkgN-lQ0 yet!
>Implying that's lewd
Anniversaries, class times, doctor's appointments..
You, maybe, but Mako posts tons of lewds when you're flirting with her!
You had a theme going there, c'mon!
I dunno if you could make me one, though!
That's super lewd!! How is it not?
It will run out and catch you off guard like it did to me.
Yeah those first 2 I forget as well. The last one I dont because I despise going
I'm sorry I can't be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8 !
It's not lewd AT ALL though!
yes, i wonder too...
do you not enjoy music?
you mean they sent lewds to each other online??
as long as it's virgin human meat, i don't care...
poor doggos, so innocent and so sweet...
Oh, really? I haven't seen any.
I think those are pretty important though
You can be! You just have to want it!
You told her you'd be her kitty!
Also, I happen to have a chatlog mentioning you were gonna
Really? I'd consider this pretty lewd
No the musics fine I just feel for these gifs they seem better when I focus on just them and I dont feel music enhances that
They are they just are harder to remember is all
By the way I misquoted one of the links there.
Huzlers.com is fake damage control by major media. The story is rumored to be true, but was then listed on a "fake" satire site after it popped up on more real news outlets.
They did test positive for human and horse DNA in America but nobody knows the source yet. People say it's fingernails and hair but I'm not taking chances.
They also found worm meat in Asian McDonald's.
That part is quite real.
The President of Purina once admitted to it publicly.
I wouldn't ever give my dogs actual dog meat to eat. That's why I only get supermarket chicken and other meats I can obviously tell the species of. Never ground beef.
That fan is actually blowing backwards.
Oh there are a lot of abandoned industrial factories where I grew up, you would probably like it there. I think you have a beautiful mind.
What if the world was ending and your doggos had nothing to eat?
It looks like the real one.
That's not very lewd at all! Plus, Mako is so pure that apparently she can't even RP making out before it becomes too intense for her...
It is too late, my time is over.... please... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3KOnv9MVNY
Not. Lewd. At. All.
Well I'd give them whatever meat I could find.
But considering the vast abundance of food in the modern era, it doesn't make sense to be eating your own species.
It's just greed (and maybe an attempt to cover up murder). That's what it's ultimately about.
I usually forget birthdays too
I wrote down a certain anniversary
I think it is!
And it sounds like you two have
How many of these do you have?!
I'd say that's very very lewd! Much lewder than me and Chara ever have!
No where near as bad as speed up snow ones I have lying about
They do seem like cool places to check out. Some of my favorite places have been old abandoned mining sites around here. Lots of neat things. Why thank you that is nice of you
Yeah dates are hard. Which anniversary?
I don't think it is!
And there's no ERP involved, none at all!
Also, it's like you don't realise how much Eurobeat she has to work with.
As many as I need! I am the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9f1-x1pbI after all!
>Press X to doubt
When me and Chara started dating..
It's totally lewd, you can see a lot of her skin!
Y-You guys skipped right to sending nudes?!
No way you're not at least TWICE as lewd as me and Chara..
You may be right
And how many do you REALLY need?!
Please, that implies all sorts of...tail related things!
Thats a good one to remember for sure
Enough to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5aOj4qe28s
Yup! And her birthday.
Going crazy would be bad!
Although you might've if you don't think that sort of kinky thing is lewd!
Is not, if we do, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFLQZkOWkqw
Not that lewd!
I'm pretty sure you and Chara have sent nudes...
It's fine though, you're a cute dumb nerd.
Nice. Hope you manage to remember both
If we die and see heaven?!
Kitty is lewd and kinky!
Pretty lewd though!
You have no evidence or anything! Do I seem like the kinda girl that would send nudes?
You playing Tanks?
I have it open but im not actually playing. At my current rate I might actually get a tier 10 tank
Then we'll be a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er61cMb6nv0
I cleared another five fighters, but I think it's time for a food break
But we'll be dead, so it's not even good!
Kind of lewd.
Yes, yes you do. And Chara definitely does.
That puts you at like 12 right? Cool what are you having?
You won't be dead if you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph81OaPCa-o
Kind of lewd is lewd!
I maaay have sent one questionable one..
But I'm sure you've sent some to Mako and vice versa!
Somewhere around there
Just some nice cereal
I won't be dead if you don't kll us!
We're not doing this again.
But only kind of.
Hey, I'm not going to deny anything.
bad wifi is bad!
im so unsure, i really don't know....
did they meet then? is louise prenant?
I would feed my dog people meat...
fresh people meat too, not that day old meat
mmh my personality seems to be slipping, i think i need a break from this place
it's mostly due to the frustration of posting with bad wifi
Well you seem nice and I think plenty of people like you. It sucks they havent sorted out the internet up there
Please, Louise, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
No.... not yet, anyways. Give it a few months.
But still lewd!
I'm sure they were much lewder than the one or two I sent! I'm shy and blushy!
I wouldn't be pregnant!! I haven't even met up with her!
Trix and some apple cheerios mixed because I'm out of trix now
You're totally gonna fall apart!
>give it a few months
what are you implying!
I don't have that much more, nothing you haven't seen!
It's probably the real one.
Because I'm not letting you continue to deny it!
I'm not going to deny that one either.
I've sent a couple which weren't that lewd!
That sounds disgusting and also disappointment
Please, I'm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1TyoBAfM4
I've sent almost ALL safe for work pictures! Just me in my day's outfit!
It was disappointing, but not actually that bad.
You're crazy with lust!
Count it as revenge for shutting me down earlier.
That's just disappointing.
I meant the collars. The food does not sound good at all but I guess good you liked it
Well, you know what they say about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-mjerzNlY
Just mad you got memed on!
At the moment waiting for the For Honor beta to go live. Still got another hour and 53 minutes to go. you?
I'm not a lewd person!
Oh, yeah, sorry!
I really gotta get some better food.
No, what do they say about when the sun goes down~?
>Missed your reply
She posts at her own speed, she decided to stop coming on as much
Yeah, totally. Not like I was trying something I hadn't actually done before or something...
Sup smug, I'll be on my phone soon, no hate and stuff
Can confirm Louise is not a lewd person
Yeah that doesnt sound like something yummy to me. Go to the store soon
Thinking about watching something, anything cute.
Well, I just got on and will leave soon again. Don't be upset because of that!
>For Honor Beta
Tell me if it's good then! I want to know if it can beat Chivalry
>Backing me up
I will, soon. My friend also need snacks.
For Honor is incredible, to be honest. One of the things that I really like about it is that it seems to really base itself around actual combat techniques.
I expected better.
Like an anime? The new monster girl one has some cute
Oh ok thats fine. Yeah it looks pretty fun so i cant wait
Your friend is still there?
You get to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBFtKow1Gw8
>I honest to god was panicking slightly, that's all
Pure is better!
Nah, they left forever ago, but a different friend told me they need to go out. (my only other irl friend)
What if I'm more a mild soul music kinda girl?
We're not talking about the average IQ of the world here Anya!
Yeah, that's why I'm interested in it. I just hope the gameplay stays interesting because chivalry has amazing gameplay even though it's not based on real combat techniques.
Yeah, I can't play it due to bad internet...