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Name ten things that aren't g/fur

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Name ten things that aren't g/fur
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Toothpaste, pizza, lamps, g/fur
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Toothpaste, pizza, lamps, g/fur...
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Jacky Chan?
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Vuvuzela
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>>721837017
:O
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>>721836969
>>721836978
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>>721836749
fuck some came shooting out, i think i stopped too late
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>>721836867
Beer
Whiskey
Gas
Diesel
Petroleum
Rocks
Grass
Dirt
Air
Nobel Gases
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>>721837032
Vuvuzela up yer diglebutt
Braaaaaaaaaap~
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Jackie chan

>>721836731
they might have some nice ones. what flavour/type was your favourite?

>>721836745
is that a good or bad time to close?

>>721836872
are they new copies or used ones?

>>721836944
are you sure it's not the other way around?

>>721837052
practice makes perfect
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>>721837054
>Nobel Gases
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>>721836867
a/fur b/fur c/fur d/fur e/fur f/fur h/fur i/fur j/fur k/fur
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Is there some one who can help? Need help for and with the needs of identify this raptor.
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>>721837104
what does this mean!?!??!

>>721837137
I think the huckleberry was pretty dank.
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>>721837137
Uses but in box.

Loose ones are even cheaper
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>>721837188
I think only b/fur and h/fur are the only real ones out of those, although the SJWs may think differently
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>>721837230
post more cute cats
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>>721837137
no no, false alarm, im good
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>>721837217
The beak and plumage are a dead giveaway, that's a hawk
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>>721837140
It passes.
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>>721837137
Am getting forcibly ridden
>>721837230
I'm pointing a vuvuzela at your butt and blowing in it, causing violent vibrations in your butt. You're welcome
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>>721837297
oky doky
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first
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>>721837391
WHAT IS THAT
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>>721837403
wowee
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>>721837137
Kinda sucks, because Fridays and Saturdays stay open a little longer. But its consistent.
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>>721837414
Is a horn basically
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>>721837518
pics
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>>721837414
It's an extremely basic musical instrument that gained popularity during the soccer world cup a while back.

It makes a distinct, fucking awful sound.
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>>721837546
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vuvuzela
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>>721837230
that sounds tasty
never had a huckleberry though

>>721837239
getting it from overseas?

>>721837356
good to hear

>>721837391
I thought you were on top

>>721837403
second

>>721837452
are fridays and saturdays also pretty empty?
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>>721837649
My dick in them equals top, what else are you supposed to call it :P
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>>721837569
oh those..

>>721837573
oh those...

>>721837649
you may be able to find some there since you're kind of close to that area i think.
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>>721837735
Yup, those
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>>721837649
Oh I thought you meant the games.

Yeah, its coming from the UK. I just am wondering what bios revision it is. I might be able to upgrade the bios if I find what type of chip they're on.
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>>721837775
spicy ;3
use two to get more vibrations
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>>721837721
power bottoming

>>721837735
what are huckleberries though?

>>721837834
what system is the action replay for?
I was thinking the nintendo ds
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>>721837960
it's a berry that looks like a blue berry and grows in mountains.
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>>721837960
I know but what does that make me? Top is the only sensible word
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>>721837960
Super Nintendo
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>>721837925
You'll be farting hysterically for a week
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>>721837649
Its usually little busier, but not a lot. Most of our business is people coming home from work.
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>>721838164
grody niooooo
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>>721837649
i have to keep wiping my cock, it keeps getting sticky, this is a struggle
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>>721838234
Then using only one, very important not using too many
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Video games, Cocaine, Herbs, Cocaine, Gfur .......... crap baskets


Hey guys
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>>721838325
o-ok

>>721838346
i like crabs
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>>721837444
Look dad I did a meme

>>721837649
You can't say that
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>>721838346
Homoooooo
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>>721838413
I am proud
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>>721838397
BY THE POWER OF A BILLION VUVUZELAAAAAAAAAAS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>721838458
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>721836867
homo's arn't g/fur
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>>721838012
I'll try some if I find some

>>721838035
it makes you a power bottom

>>721838116
wow, I didn't know they were such an old thing

>>721838199
does your schedule still change each week?

>>721838346
hey hunbuns

>>721838413
second second second
how come I can't say it?
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>>721838548
ur a homo's
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>>721838559
They are. They have one for an old PC from 83. Forget the name.
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>>721838559
That's not what I meant by riding
What is the opposite?!!
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When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I understood as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know just as I also am known.
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>>721838346
Hunnibuns!

>>721838559
Yeah, it still is. It also doesn't help that people keep calling out, so it keeps changing from that.
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>>721838545
ded
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>>721838548
Butt
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>>721838618
That's ok, means i can't be a g/fur :)
Hows your exam go?
>>721838656
Evening Luc.
>>721838679
Bananders.
>>721838707
Hey there.
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>>721836867
cheese
tuna
wax fang
mao
yuri
hentai
my loli collection
cop car
tobu
Jacky Chan
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>>721838559
hngggg
they make good milkshakes too!

>>721838715
rude

>>721838766
m-mew!
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>>721838766
Hey Tiger.
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>>721838766
Oh that's what it's called
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>>721838766
Hello
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>>721838808
I'll go easier next time
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hello everyone, been awhile
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>>721838885
o-ok
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>>721838656
do they all still do the same thing of letting you mess with the game?

>>721838679
being ridden?

>>721838707
do you like the days or the nights better?
I'm more of a night person

>>721838766
haven't had them yet
but my underwear finally came in

>>721838808
I don't think they have the actually berries though
I havent seen them whenever I've gone shopping

>>721838903
new computer who dis?
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>>721838903
hoi bb
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>>721838938
Yes

They even have an action replay for the 3DS.
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>>721838758
No butts till you do some squats!
>>721838808
Baka! you know me better than that!
How you going today?
>>721838837
Your posting pics so that means you're at home right?
>>721838844
WHat's called who now?
>>721838875
Got everything planned for the end of the month?
>>721838938
Hey that's at least one good piece of news.
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>>721838938
idk how these avatar fag things work, basically a nobody
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>>721839012
Nope.
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>>721838938
they would may be in a specialty market. idk. ;~;

>>721839012
doing frustrated >_<
PC issues and other things.
how're you? :3c
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>>721838925
Pat
>>721838938
Ugggh I give up, sup?
>>721839012
We were discussing what the opposite of a powerbottom would be called
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>>721839001
the only ones I had ever heard of were ones for the DS

>>721839012
pretty great news, they're also pretty cute

>>721839089
well hello, how're you doing?

>>721839106
there there kitty
you don't have to be a master of berries
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>>721838938
I'm a night person. Closing would be fine if it wasn't so boring.

>>721839012
Yeah, home now. Watching bad Netflix movies and munching on bad pigs in a blanket.
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>>721839175
not much, doing a workout, you?

>>721839177
what's involved in closing up
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>>721839176
good for the fact it's 3:30 am. how are you?
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>>721839175
pat my arse

>>721839176
But I want to be the master! master of them all :c
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>>721838397
The sea and eat kind right? Not the Sexual transmitted one.

>>721838416
Nyeeeeesssss

>>721838559
Hey-O!

>>721838707
Cuddle Bear!
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>>721839248
Whatchu training there?
Same as before, (insert hand choking a chicken here)
>>721839297
With pleasure
>>721839354
Unnnnnnf
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>>721839354
i like the ones from the ocean that i eat. they are too yummy

>>721839373
brings me swedish crabs
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>>721839272
I'm pretty good. some clothes I ordered like a month ago finally came in. I'm doing a workout
what're you up to?

>>721839297
you can master my berries~

>>721839354
how you doing?

>>721839373
my body, gonna become big and strong
you're working out your arm I see
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>>721839092
You going to have a interesting time..
>>721839106
Just cause you got the blue balls don't mean the end of the world :)
AMD will have cheap CPU's on the 28th so maybe a good time for a upgrade?
I'm fine but god damn it;s hot right now. 34c and will be 41 on saturday :(
>>721839175
Submissive top where he fucks ass but gets no pleasure from the action personally. He gets pleasure from making his bottom orgasam over and over.
>>721839176
Oh neat! I will have to ask you a photo later on.
Today must be a exercise day right? How's that going?
>>721839177
You going to watch the Netflix original where it bash's white for no reason?
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>>721839248
Change the garbage outside, clean the machines, fill the fountain's ice machine because the company is too damn cheap to install one. Not a whole lot more than what you have to do on other shifts.
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>>721836867
sory can onli cont too 4
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>>721839432
drinking and staying up till sunrise for no other reason than i'm in the mood to see the sun come up

also hello everyone else!
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>>721839479
Interesting is an understatement.
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>>721839432
make pies and milkshakes from them <3

>>721839479
I just spent any money I could have used for an upgrade on a plane ticket.
D: its cold here. not quite freezing but almost there.
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>>721839354
Gib snugs.

>>721839479
Don't know that one. Right now I'm watching some 2000-something bad Invasion of the Body Snatchers rip-off.
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>>721839432
i messed up
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>>721839479
there's 4 pairs of them
It's going good, how's yours?

>>721839503
were they thinking about getting an ice machine?
must be easier to do them when there aren't a bunch of other people around

>>721839535
sounds like fun
nothing to do in the morning then?

>>721839620
I make a pretty great blueberry cheese cake
and most other things blueberry
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>>721839694
how?
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>>721839702
hnggg make me these things instead!
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>>721839404
Reminds me of this game :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fydrv4FfR88
>>721839432
I meant which parts of your body ya dofus :P
Big and strong sloot, sounds good to me~
>>721839479
That's not how I look at it, but hell, there gotta be a shorter term for it
Google time
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>>721839724
i was late on all accounts
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>>721839598
oh pray tell?
>>721839620
Uh? why did you do that? is it a long flight?
>>721839647
Oh that's interesting. How about other classics like Con-Air?
>>721839702
Oh really? i thought you only got the one pair you showed me before.
Just started and already sweating way too much. I'm just happy it's not a heavy weight day :)
>>721839749
Well explain what you think a submissive top is then.
>>721839787
Hey there!
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>>721839749
nom. with lots of butter pls
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>>721839841
hehllo
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>>721839373
What

>>721839404
I love Lobsters and Shrimp

>>721839432
Mehh
Went through my closet and threw away stuff. Like the Limited Edition Borderlands 2 Ultimate Loot Box packaging box (fuckers did a box in a box for a loot box. BOXCEPTION joke) I kept the rest in the Loot box so I didn't need that.

>>721839647
*hugs and bites*
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>>721839841
I mean your definition is right, but the no pleasure for the top part would probably differ from person to person
It's service top apparently
>>721839854
Way too much butter, yas
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>>721839702
nothing important, I gotta check my BF's car before he heads to work then probably nap until he gets home for lunch. My "weekend" for work is mid week
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>>721839841
it's kinda of yeah. almost to the other side of the country. like 9 hour flight total.
and it's to see an old friend

>>721839955
i love all seasfood. it's all so good I wish I lived near the ocean.
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>>721839841
I meant that in a bad way.
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>>721840007
no such thing as awy too much
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>>721839702
They were supposed to get one before I started working there. Our DM put up a banner above the soda fountain to hide that we didn't have one when corporate came to visit last year.

>>721839841
I mostly watch horror for some reason.
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>>721839955
Idk
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>>721839747
I will send you a cake, and it will be delicious

>>721839749
oh, all of it. arms, legs and core
the big strong dream

>>721839787
you just need to try again I think

>>721839841
nope, 4 pretty cute looking pairs
what's involved in heavy weight day?

>>721839955
threw away the really fancy box or one that was inside it?
cleaning up always feels good to do

>>721840009
that's nice. what's happened to the car?

>>721840028
do you think they'll put one up before that time this year?
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>>721840027
That's the way it's supposed to be!
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>>721840072
I will be your whore if you send me cake

>>721840088
yasssssss
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>>721840072
The big and strong dream all right ;p Gon be like tiger one day
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>>721839942
fuck, hello*


>>721840072
im gonna try again in a day or two so im not empty
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>>721840155
Infinitely
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>>721839955
Nooooo, no bites.

>>721840072
No idea. Fuck this company, though.
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>>721840225
already there, just need the yiff
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>>721839942
Practicing of your Axe?
>>721840007
Didn't say no pleasure, i meant got no personal enjoyment over it untill they made their bottom have pleasure. They get pleasure in pleasing others which really makes them a bottom but the topping kind.
>>721840012
Only 9hrs? You'll sleep for at least 5hrs of that, 2hrs on a movie 1hr on eating and the rest rubbing your sore bum from sitting so long :D
Good friend?
>>721840015
Still no luck on job front i guess?
>>721840028
What about the Saw series?
>>721840072
Same exercises just heavier in weight.

BTW i bloody didn't put the right plates on and have been 10kgs short :(
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>>721840012
You do more than me! I'm in a mountain dessert valley. So fish can be pricey.
>>721840012
>>721840060
After this match on OverWatch you guys wanna play GTAV O?

>>721840072
The packaging google it

It was $150
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>>721840155
*frantically bakes a cake

>>721840160
that's the real dream
what're you up to?

>>721840171
you should talk to banana about it. he's got his hand on his dick 24/7

>>721840228
looking for other places work at all?

>>721840293
uh oh, are you gonna have to redo all the sets?
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>>721840360
wow, that thing looks pretty great
how come you threw it out?
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>>721840293
Nope
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>>721840293
trying, but i called it quits for now

>>721840362
bananders? i thought his name was because he hated everyone with the name anders and wanted to ban them all
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>>721840293
Well you should ask this service top :P Anyway what're you up to?
>>721840360
Sorry I'm planning to go to bed after I'm done choking the chicken, another time c:
>>721840362
(Ahem ahem, YOU'RE the big strong dream ;p) Working out my arm like previously mentioned
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>>721840293
Don't think they have those up. They do have the V.H.S. series up. The latest one has demon dicks.

>>721840362
Right now focusing on helping hunnibuns. He needs a job too.
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>>721840209
mmmmmm

>>721840293
maybe I will sleep. I never could sleep on the planes. The movies are sometimes ok.
god my arse hurts from the trips. then it's always like an hour or longer car ride to where I'm going.
yeah prety good friend. Met him here in the furry threads many years ago. He doesn't come here anymore though.

>>721840360
yeah same here. I'm about two hours fromt he ocean so it's still kind of expensive.

>>721840360
I was going to go to bed soon. I have to wake kind of early for work.

>>721840362
make me two baked goods and will be your dungeon slave too.
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>>721840228
Nibbles?

>>721840430
The loot cratte I still have
Not the box that holds it
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>>721840624
Sit still while I apply butter to the inside of your eyelids, this is important
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>>721840726
you're the expert!
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>>721840171
Ahah, no need to correct yourself there buddy.
>>721840360
Hey HB! how you going?
>>721840362
Yep i will have to do them again. But it's just more improvement :)
>>721840461
Ah well.
>>721840490
Don't quit forever, just do it again tomorrow and the day after and the next untill you got it down!
>>721840571
You can service me later by handing me a towel as i get out the shower :)
I'm doing lat pulldowns.
>>721840624
Wow so you can meet life lonf friends here :)
Just do what i did when i flew to asia and that's stand in the aslie when you could and stay where there drinks are kept, drinking :)
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>>721840490
I thought it was because he was a banana
that's why I always call him banana

>>721840571
it's been like an hour at this point though

>>721840586
how's all that going?

>>721840624
I will bake you two blueberry muffins

>>721840702
oh, I didn't see the bigger box that holds it
how much did you clean up?
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>>721840789
how was your day?
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>>721840789
mhm, in a day or two, when i have something to shoot

>>721840792
banana bans anders

im gonna go lay down for a bit
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>>721840571
Boooo

>>721840624
No fun

Now I want seafood you butt!
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>>721840072
muffler rusted off, might have to take it off until a replacement comes in. living in the salt belt sucks, but luckily i make a living fixing cars lol
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>>721840804
We won another new job at work. An AUD$12M job local in town so there's that. only issue is we will be short labor when it starts as we're short labor now.
>>721840914
Hunting season?
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>>721840789
Running out of options really.
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>>721840785
Hmm, looks good, looks good, let a goat lick that and it should be fine
>>721840789
Okiedokie! Don't strain a muscle!
>>721840792
Ay I'm talking to you guys at the same time lol
>>721840932
Boop
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>>721840792
He's got to find a decent paying job, but there's not many of those in the area. Fucking suburbs.

>>721840932
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>>721840789
Yeah I've made some pretty good friends here and met a few of them too.
the south does have copious amounts of liquor ! like a fucking ton of it.
I must bed now. later gator~

>>721840792
i was expecting a cake...and then like something else..

>>721840932
we buy lots of fish here~
jajajajajajajja get wrektal!
nini~ <3

>>721841071
I must find a goat now!
fare thee well nanar. nini~
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>>721841120
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>>721841120
You have to go through with the procedure twice a week for three weeks! Nini diglebutt~
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>>721840914
he's always a banana to me
have a nice rest

>>721840970
at least you can fix it
do you have to deal with rusting stuff a lot?

>>721841009
that's pretty great. what kind of thing are you building?

>>721841071
but you can multitask right?

>>721841119
ah, hopefully the search goes well for you guys

>>721841120
I'll make a cake then, and something else cake related
nite ntie kitty~
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It's about time.
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>>721841310
Hello.
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>>721841310
hello
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>>721841356
>>721841399
Hi
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>>721841270
I'm not exactly having sexy conversations atm lol :P
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So how is everyone's night going so far?
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>>721840789
I cleaned out my closet
Found some of my other girly cloths I forgot about,
Roller Blades,
Boxes and boxes of computer parts,
And my Army uniforms.

How about you?

>>721840792
Read up, Tig didn't see
I just switched to GTAV O

>>721841071
Boop!

>>721841119
Homo lets get some stuff at the seafood market!

>>721841120
Y U make me cri! D':
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>>721841555
Prod
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>>721841458
how're you doing?

>>721841513
but there's plenty of butts and dicks to look at

>>721841555
gonna use any of the stuff you found in it?
on the ps3 right? wish I could join it from the PC
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>>721841458
Touching butts?
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>>721841068
Then you both need to think up of new options if that's not working.
>>721841071
I don't think that can happen ina shower :P
How's your jub hunting going?
>>721841120
ALrighty sleep well :)
>>721841270
Bse building fitout of a shell building and then a intergrated fitout to suit the government client.
So it's a perfect job really. Building is already built, nothing in the way, we can design and build as quick as we are able to really.
>>721841310
Hello there, got a nice trip i see.
>>721841555
Girl cloths and army clothes? You like to dress up huh? Got a leather police bikers outfit?
I'm good actually.
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>>721841663
Meeh I got other tabs for that, not into most of the stuff here
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>>721841690
I would but there aren't any that are doable.
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>>721841738
Can he cook cakes and breads and sell it to the locals?
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>>721841690
nice, how long will work on that end up taking?

>>721841724
then put up some stuff that you would be into
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>>721841802
Nope
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>>721841690
I have a "date" with a meatball machine probably next week, and there's the possibility of a place at a local newspaper, and more store work. And don't question about interning at stores, it's a common fricking place to intern at and lots of people do it :P
>>721841836
I can't fap and type at the same time!!
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>>721841663
Somewhat better than usual, got a decent amount of sleep last night which was nice.
>>721841690
I gave up a bit early because my computer was unusable during the mining. Would have liked to have had different capitalization.
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>>721841270
yea, salt durring winters destroys metal, and cars being metal boxes = no bueno
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>>721841555
Feeeeeesh.

>>721841690
He was in the army.
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>tfw my face is all beat to fuck from fights

>tfw I shaved my head recently because I hadn't shaved in 8 months

>tfw I'm a Canadian, with British+Ukrainian heritage so I look like fucking Ivan

>Tfw I just want a cute boyfriend but everyone around here is either garbage or homeless

>Last girlfriend I had turned into a pillhead, backstabbing cunt

Fucking end my suffering, I beg of you.
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>>721841905
multitask bananaman!!

>>721841995
sounds nice. don't get a good sleep usually?
I'm just doing a workout. got a package in earlier

>>721842007
that sucks. but I guess would be good for your work

>>721842051
what part of canada?
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>>721842190
Say something sexy!!!
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>>721842190

Nova Scotia, moving to B.C soon.

In Dartmouth, to be specific. Place sucks massive dick and the job market is literally disgusting.
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>>721842051
Drown your feelings in alcohol and homosexuality.
>>721842190
Not usually no, also, I have a photograph to use for your hazing ritual.
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>>721842265
Buttholes.
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>>721842348

Already drink whiskey like it's water and I'm terribly, terribly gay.

There's nothing else to do. I resorted to shooting a toaster about fifty times last weekend out of sheer boredom.
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>>721842360
The effort is appreciated
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>>721842284
North or south B.C.? I'm from around Vancouver.
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>>721841836
15 months once we start.
>>721841868
He can clean others peoples houses and or gardens.
>>721841905
It's only common practice to work for no pay because that's what people are willing to do. if no one did that then it would not happen.
Just don't lose any fingers ok :)
>>721841995
zeee schlong doe is a pretty good trip. Keep it it though. Tooks me about 2 weeks before i got one i liked.
>>721842012
I know, i'm just wonder if he got other clothing kinks :D
>>721842051
Put on gimp mask and be a slave??
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>>721842478
Yeah but then that leaves him without a place to live.
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>>721842190
only makes work more difficult, rusty things don't like coming apart lol
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>>721842458

Dunno, haven't decided yet. Still have a bit of poking around to do. Figure I'll make my mind up within a month or two.
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>Name 10 things not Jackie Chan
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>>721842478
He crossdresses, but that's all he's told me. Honestly, he's naked most of the time we're together and not out and about. He just likes being nude.
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>>721842478
Hey I do get compensation anyway so it's fine, how else would I afford all my expensive "cups" :P
Boy, I know how to handle my meatball machines :)
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>>721842503
huh?? i thought he was going to live with you?
>>721842616
Take him for nude mighnight walks then :) I bet he'll like that.
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>>721842265
anus

>>721842284
wow that's quite the move. how come you're going so far?

>>721842348
what photo, and what's invovled in this ritual?

>>721842478
nice, do you do multiple projects like that at once?

>>721842567
ah, how's your weekend going then?

>>721842586
hey nibi
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>>721842685
Snarf already said that
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>>721842685
same old boring same old
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>>721842576
The job market around here is pretty decent, cost of living is a lot higher down south though, especially in the bigger cities.
>>721842685
You were coercing me into posting a picture of my butt
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>>721842685
You really need to do something about your extroversion. You're like those idiots who smile all the time.
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>>721841009
n..no? im just not up to weather

>>721841270
i bet he peels like one too
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>>721842685

Just to get the hell away from Nova Scotia. This place has wrecked me and I'm starting to feel it physically. Whole lotta bad memories were made here, that's for sure.

Depression so bad that I wake up and can't move. I just kinda shuffle off the bed, fall, then I might get the energy to get up and spend the rest of the day inside.

I've got an NSLC right up the road though, which is really nice.

Blah blah blah, drama n' shit.
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>>721842653
huh ytou got me there.
So you'll be a certified meat packer then :P
>>721842685
Yeah all the time. only way to survive.
>>
I'm a filthy degenerate with a nasty cold and I require horse dicks to alleviate my agony.
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>>721842679
He won't go. It doesn't help that today was the first time in months it was above freezing.
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>>721842919
can't wait for the cold to be done
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>>721842855

I hopped around Toronto for a bit, made that work.

I can keep my head above water anywhere, I just need it to be fruitful. Here, here is not fruitful.
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>>721842884
Nut removal.
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>>721842884
All I know is I'll be handling a machine that makes meatballs, though the meeting kinda derailed when Donald Duck and some crazy meatball-spurting machine came into word, nobody could stop laughing
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>>721842895
yes sir
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>>721843009
Bless ye, you're a life saver.
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>>721842798
dicks

>>721842842
sounds like a peaceful weekend

>>721842855
oh yeah, that's mostly snarfs hazing ritual. he just likes to post mine when I'm here and he's asking for more, so I like to join in

>>721842860
I'm actually incredibly introverted
but I do smile all the time

>>721842874
probably

>>721842875
damn that sucks. hope the move goes well for you though

>>721842884
I should have guessed
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>>721842679
That wouldn't be a good set up
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>>721843050
Try butts
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>>721842969
I like the cold. My back doesn't, though.
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>>721843050
If you had anything worthwhile working in your head, you'd have nothing to smile about.
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>>721843035
I'm not done yet.
>>721843050
Any recommendations for an image host?
>>721843165
woh there
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>>721842919
oh yeah winter and snow and shit.
Maybe if you carried a bag of clothing and did it out in the wilderness?
>>721842991
Yeah i noticed it as well, still sorta went with nanersmans meat packing post.
>>721843004
heh right:)
>>721843050
Yeah, all it means is there will be a low from this high where we got no work and have to layoff people. that sucks for everyone.
>>721843082
Ok well i'm outta ideas for now. Is there a gay network he can contact or somthing?
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>>721843050
peaceful but boring none the less, kinda getting that itch to replay FF7
>>721843095
my back / hips hate the cold and I'm only 25 D= it's not gunna get better. I love snow just hate being cold in general
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>>721843351
It was hilarious
Btw, I meant don't strain a muscle working out :p
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>>721843088
I'd like to

>>721843165
I take it you don't smile much then?

>>721843315
imgur, or right to the thread

>>721843351
has that happened recently?

>>721843371
is that the new one?
how many times have you beat it?
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I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding the for winds of the earth, that no wind shall blow on the earth, or on the sea, or on any tree. And I saw another angel ascend from the sunrise, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a great voice to the four angels to whom it was given to harm the earth and the sea, saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we shall have sealed the servants of God on their foreheads.
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>>721843464
I laugh, sometimes.
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>>721843464
Smartass :T
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>>721843464
not not the new one yet (remake) and I've lost count, play it at least once a year if not more... only game I don't get bored of other than zeldas
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>>721843351
I try to convince him to go out in a skirt with nothing else under it.

>>721843371
The cold irritates an old back injury of mine. Makes it hard to walk in the cold.
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>>721843519
just do it a little more from time to time

>>721843553
I'd like to try that too

>>721843611
sounds like fun. played many of the other games in the series?
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>>721843736
Try my dick >:p
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>>721843351
Nope, not that I know of
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>>721843440
It should'nt happen this time, i spent a little more time streching out before i started.
Gone for a ride recently?
>>721843464
Yeah in 2015 for about 10 months we got only small jobs under 250k and not enough. we paid people to sweep and clean up shit in the yards and workshop for a good 3 months.
>>721843724
hey sexy! he might like the wind under his skirt :)
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>>721843736
Its not an action, its a reaction.
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>>721843519
laugh more live more, laugh even in the hard times, Derishishishi
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>>721843464
Alright, here you go mate, consider this my official introduction.
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>>721843830
Have Jeff's butt as payment.
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>>721843810
I have nothing to live for.
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>>721843736
1-14 havn't tried 15 yet, gotta get a ps4

7 takes the cake, 1, 4, 6, and 9 are good runner ups
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>>721843802
Good tiger
I don't trust the sand to keep me from sliding, will however go bowling later today
>>
>>721843830
>>721843915
Two Jeffs???
>>721843962
Cool! you go bowling much? Whats your best score?
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>>721843830
Maybe I should start a scrapbook.
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>>721843777
you wish

>>721843802
that sucks. is it better now though?

>>721843805
look at stuff that makes you laugh more then

>>721843830
welcome into the fold
that's a pretty cute butt

>>721843926
is the story still really confusing to you having played them all. I've only looked at it a little but it seems daunting

>>721844052
one of those isn't mine

>>721843915
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>>721843919
and yet you move on and post in a g/fur thread on 4chan. there are plenty of people who have nothing to live for. maybe it's just not time yet for something great or maybe there's nothing at all waiting, who knows who cares. there are so many people who would rather wake up on this side of the dirt tomorrow that can't just to do w.e, so do that, w.e
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>>721844052
Best I got was 3 strokes in a row, worst was hitting the gutter 5 times in a row
Do you go bowling?
>>721844077
Hmmph
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>>721844052
Strikes* for fuck sake
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>>721844077
People getting what's coming to them was always a soft tickle.
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>>721844123
Remaining idle.
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>>721844077
the crystalis fabula novua or what ever the hell it's called story is the same over just repeated and refined, 4 crystals, warriors of light, beat the baddies. that story is simple.

it's the ones that are out of that universe that are cool to me and memorable the most, FF2(Jap) FF6-8, FF10 are the ones outside the main story otherwise the story is relatively simple just changed in each game to suit it's needs
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>>721844170
:p

>>721844221
well then just laugh at that and be a cheerier person

>>721844393
which one's would you recommend playing, other than the really really early ones
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>>721844442
>:T
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>>721844077
Yeah it's good now. hopefully we don't get too slow in 2 years time when our major's are finishing up.
Well one says Jeff's butt and the other also says jeff's butt. but i've seen jeff;s butt and that butt's not jeffs butt.
>>721844170
Nah not for a long time actually. 3 strokes (strikes) ina row is pretty good.
>>721844196
hahah.
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>>721844442
6 (SNES), 7 (PS1), and 9 (PS1), 10 (PS2) is good but i didn't care for it, it's a cult classic though. Emulate em if you have time to dump into an actual RPG
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>>721844541
>>721844541
>>721844541
>>721844541
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>>721844519
I bet an old timer could brag about getting 3 strokes bowling
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>>721844442
I already laugh at you for being a simpleton virgin.
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