>Strongest nation on Earth for 241 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 241 year history (Vietnam didn't win? look at them and look at the US now)
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil.
When our President speaks, you listen.
look at everything around you, all American inventions:computer, internet, electricity, even your nerdy glasses
america either invented it, or took something and made it superior
did you know even the official world language is American English, not British Olde English?
Invent electricity? What.
Yeah, sure. What ever.
>>721836303
All this and you're all a bunch of fat cunts.
>>721836303
Gosh. When I read GDP I always think of GirlsDoPorn and the mormon girl.
>>721836303
>Strongest nation on Earth for 241 years and counting
Empires have a 250 year life span.
Just sayin'.
>>721836303
>>721836303
yawn, boring. You pray to a flag, move on and grow up.Pup of a country.
>>721836303
>Never lost a war in its 241 year history (Vietnam didn't win? look at them and look at the US now)
This probes your level or retardation. They were farmers. You lose
Also 9/11 was made by Saudi Arabia. They never paid for that. They win you lose.
>>721836865
rome lasted 2000 years
just sayin
american Exceptionalism is a lie.
>>721837029
Yeah but they died lol
>amrican women have highest obesity rate out of all other women world wide
>american women see nothing wrong with cheating on her man
http://www.returnofkings.com/22358/10-reasons-why-foreign-women-are-better-than-american-women
>>721836303
>>721836303
>look at everything around you, all American inventions
Exceptionalism, whether it be positive or negative, is cancer. Nations rise and fall with the times; to me, it does not seem to be a realistic idea to unconditionally point to one nation as if it were indomitable.
One is bound to his state, I do not deny that; I simply stand back accept a more realistic nationalism: in the same way that the twentieth was the American Century, I wonder what nation will rise to prominence and will be remembered far into the future for the twenty-first.
Its citizens will say the same things as you have said with only the country and perhaps language changed.
In the nineteenth century you would have said "Britain."
In the eighteenth, (until the latter half) you would have said "France."
In the seventeenth, you would have said "Denmark."
In the sixteenth, you would have said "Spain" (or "Portugal").
...
In the first, you would have said "Rome" (if you are a westerner).
>>721836303
>strongest nation on earth for 241 years
Not even remotely. The United States was a backwoods nothing of a country prior to WWl.
>>721837029
We are still here faggot,
>>721837596
im talking about when rome was actually badass like in the hbo series, not some modern day greasy italians taking 3 hour lunch breaks
>>721836303
Please look again on the history of your constitution and you will see its based upon the french
>>721836962
They will pay for that.
>>721838129
Uh what? You have that backwards.
>>721838682
>>721838129
Yeah, the French revolution happened after the American revolution. The French copy Americans all the time. French fries were originally American fries.
Learn history anon, don't be that ignorant
>>721837434
Not to mention we(the USA) have the most out dated military of all first world nations, hell our MBT, the M1 Abrams, uses a German cannon now.
>>721836303
Hate to break it to you but no one drives your cars, they're just bad
>>721838751
French toast was originally German toast, and the American main battle tank uses a German gun, what is your point?
>>721836303
This country used to be the greatest. Then Obama took over and ruined it. Only Trump can save us now.
>>721836303
Electricity? You are a whole new level of dumbass.
>>721836303
And yet you don't have paid vacations by law :)
>>721838970
Also apple pie is Dutch and hamburgers are German.
>>721839228
The Rheinmetall 120 mm gun is a smoothbore tank gun designed and produced by the West German Rheinmetall-DeTec AG company, developed in response to Soviet advances in armor technology and development of new armored threats.
>>721839095
Yeah OP is one of those people who think electricity was 'invented'.
>>721836303
Look at you trying to be relevant and totally not in inferiority complexes.
>>721836303
>USA number one for biggest baits
God damn, gj OP you dick sucking faggot
>>721836303
first of OP is a faggot, with that said
FUCK! this bait is just trying way to hard.
This is now an Emperor Trump thread.
Only He can lead us to victory against those who seek to destroy us.
Huh, I'm usually not up this late. Is this how morons bait Europeans or Australians into retarded slapfights? I usually only get to see the Trump or SJW ones.
If ur non-American I have pity upon you. I'd be mad if I was living in some third world shit hole who kneels to the mighty and power full U.S. Of A.
P.s we made the almighty English empire our bitch.
>>721839456
It's true.
Any one can please to try help to identify this Raptor?
>>721838129
The Constitution is actually Based on the English Magna Carta dumbass.
>>721839564
It's a hawk.
>>721839564
red tailed hawk
>>721836592
Well OP can say United States is the most naive.
>well maybe the 2nd naive country. might not beat N. Korea.
>Won WWII singlehandedly
Let me stop you right there bub.
>>721839693
the country that took 60 million deaths and started WW2 by invading poland
yeah.... russia was #1 loser during ww2
>>721836303
BITCH PLEASE!
>>721836303
We need to conquer Mexico, then Canada. It’s our manifest destiny to own this continent. Trump will help us.
>>721839228
Hamburgers were invented by the Russians as kotlieti.
>>721838682
Actually not. While the French constitution was based on America's, the main ideas that the American constitution included mostly all came from French philosophers in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.
>>721839564
It's the bird of thread death!
>>721839530
But I have literally more freedom and wealth by every statistic ever. You have wetback and nigger ganglands, police state, obesity, retarded tax system, full of liberal cucks so on and so on.
>>721839923
what for?
>>721839935
Hamburgers were invented by the Chinese, using rat meat. They're called chowchowching.
>>721839829
They did get curb stomped by Finland!
Russia may have come out on top, but it was the top of the losers pile!
>>721839991
It's our destiny. God has ordered Americans to rule over the world, to lift up the savages to a higher level.
>>721840023
>>721836303
>You follow our elections.
After the election of the 45th American president, this point no longer holds water. I used to believe it too, but its crap.
In George W Bush, you ellected a barely literate chimp to the presidency, who got you embroiled in a useles war in the levant, over weapons of mass destruction that turned out not to exist. You rewarded him by reelecting him for a second term.
Obama you elected so you could all feel good about being sooo not racist, so much so that the man essentially slimed into office on a campaign whose policy promises included "hope" and "change".
And then you elected Trump. A billionaire narcissist from a reality TV show with multiple bankruptcies. A man who appeared on wrestle mania, bodyslamming Vince McMahon. Read that again. You elected that guy as your president. You couldn't write this shit.
We don't follow american politics because we're secretly envious. We follow american politics because its the most hilarious show on earth.
>>721839974
Sounds like someone lives in a bitch made country that lets our empire run ur shit kid. Bet we have military bases on ur shit for lad you call a country.
>>721836303
>Worth 51% of the global economy
Are you fucking high?
The GWP of Earth is 75 trillion USD.
The GDP of the United States is 16 trillion USD.
>>721840165
>god
Kek. You people really are retarded aren't you.
>>721840270
>military bases on ur shit for lad you call a country.
Nope.
Whatever makes you feel relevant.
I'm still richer and have more freedom, son.
>>721840419
And what shit hole would that be?
Enlighten me.
>>721837241
THIS. You had your turn US. You got it right on so many things early on, on meritocracy over aristocracy; on the free market as the ideal way to deliver almost everything.
But you've pushed your philosophy as far as it can be pushed. The limits of the free market are laid bare; only in America is insurance still believed to be a viable way of delivering health. Only in america is it considered perfectly legal to buy semiautomatic weapons from a corner store. Only in America would knee jerk accusations of Police racism be trotted out whenever a thug like Michael Brown is shot.
The past was your time. The future will be someone elses.
>>721836303
The US goal in Vietnam was to stop the commies. US ran away and lost the war, no spinning that.
>>721840246
>We follow american politics because its the most hilarious show on earth.
Give this man a cookie
>>721836658
Fair enough
Lel at all the pesent,envious, non-American fags.
>>721836658
why do i need to be fit if i am the best?
>>721840246
>A man who appeared on wrestle mania, bodyslamming Vince McMahon
Well, has your president bodyslammed anybody?
I mean, it's better than fainting and being dragged into a van.
>>721837241
Why Denmark? Sweden was at its prime in the 17th century, Denmark lost its luster after swedish independence.
>>721836303
hahahaha... son, take a seat, you're about to be schooled. The only thing exceptional about America is your god damn ignorance - see below:
USA: Ranked 1'st in global incarceration with an estimated 2,228,424 prisoners.
USA: ranked 14th in education and 24th in literacy, with Poland beating us in both categories.
USA: Ranked 44th in health care efficiency, which includes healthcare costs per capita and life expectancy.
USA: Ranked 23rd in gender equality
USA: Ranked 33rd in acceptance of evolution
USA: Ranked 14th in quality of life.
I could go on but you get the picture kid
>>721836303
We're only 240 years old. Won't be 241 until July.
>>721838970
And germans copied the m4, what is your point?
get rekt europoors
Where are my "bait" pictures?
>>721841205
This needs to happen... I'm all for sending Trump to Pluto.
>>721841251
Ah,fuck it,bananas will do,right?
>>721840651
>>721840651
You said it best, our goal was to abolish the communist government of north Vietnam. Last I checked north Vietnam doesn't exist so.. Mission accomplished, smu.
>>721841419
op here stop muddying up my thread with bannanas
>>721841500
Am I wrong?
Rhetorical questions.
Hey faggots, you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply "Hello Paedo" or he will rape all of your family's children in their sleep!!!
>>721841718
kys padeo fag xd
>>721836303
I don't understand people that pride themselves on the achievements of others born on the same patch of land as them. Maybe you should go and do something great instead of shitposting on /b/ if you want to brag.
>mfw amerifag tries to brag
>>721836303
>only takes 3-4 lines down to talk about muh economy and muh military
Bravo Ameriburger, Bravo
>>721836303
No need to feel superior bud. You are browsing /b/ after all
>>721841732
continue
>>721841827
m'anon
>>721836303
>Leader of the free world
>Ruled by 2 parties
>Police state
>Based on propaganda
If you are happy with being mindless sheep... sure
>>721841774
Sounds like someone is jelly. Mad because you weren't born on our God blessed land?
"Won WWII singlehandedly"
Ya'll listen up, ya hear? I like my country. It's a good goddamn country. Sure, it ain't perfect. No country is, but it's what I know and what I like. Europeans can say what they want, and I don't care. This country's shit. Full of ignorant retards, but I don't care. I'd rather a country that has such a rich and beautiful culture, than you're one culture shithole. Sure, America has no defined culture, sure you go from state to state and it's like a new country within itself, but that doesn't matter to me. I like it here, and say what you will 'bout me, 'bout my momma and my pop, but ain't nothin' gonna change what I like, and where I live.
although this fuckin' accent ain't doin' me no favors. Trust me, I'm educated, I just thought I'd speak how I sound when I'm talkin' normally.
>>721842080
You should be thanking the all mighty empire; the United States of America. You would be speaking German if it wasn't for us standing up for the eurofags.
>>721841091
/thread
>>721841975
Oh shit get checked by a dumb American lel, never told me what shit of a country ur from.
>>721841091
Definitely not #1 in feels LOL!
>>721836303
America is great, but they're really carrying on the torch of Anglo-Celtic cultural dominance.
We're not Americans, but you are British.
>>721841091
you forgot this little gem.
>USA:Ranked 1st in grownups who think that angels are real
>>721838790
You are right only your rich own our cars.
>>721836917
better than praying to a rug Mohammad.
>>721836303
Spread the word amerifats
Getthelube.com
Just remember who runs shit globally.
>>721836303
>Won WWII singlehandley
Got me triggered
>>721836303
You use the stolen language, use the occupied land and use the intelligent achievements of immigrants. What YOUR nation actually did?
>>721842457
Nope we made the English empire our bitch...
>>721839923
conquer mexico, enjoy your desolate waste of land and have borders with mexico v2.0. I'd just turn it into a radiation zone to prtect your wall from any filth.
>>721837029
did rome land on the moon?
>>721837241
17th was spanish, 16th was HRE
>>721836303
This is so biased
>>721842789
I'd be mad too if I lived in a third world shit hole. Lel.
>>721842171
>Europeans can say what they want, and I don't care. This country's shit.
lul people still think they landed on the moon.
>>721842859
No, because back then they didn't have a nice studio and cameras.
>Strongest nation on Earth for 241 years and counting
No, just the stupidest.
>>721836303
Electricity was discovered dumbass
This is what happens when the world turns away from jesus.
>>721842975
Can you prove us wrong or are you one of those tinfoil hat conspiracy theory nut cases?
>>721836303
>for 241 years and counting
>>721842976
>Almost elected Hillary
Good job americans we're proud
>>721836303
Never lost? How about the war of 1812?
The bay of pigs. And Vietnam was a tie really. You pricks took the Roman approach of "salt the earth" you fucked em out of a future because you couldn't beat em.
>>721839564
looks like an uncloacked klingon bird-of-prey
we tip out hats to ordinary guys,gals,present and past who keep extranational shithole cucks from our shores ,the sullivan brothers in ww2s US Navy, all five of the lads joined the navy after pearl hit hit,,mom was proud,and sad when they left to take up station,all 5 of her boys were killed in the pacific,never was so much damage done to evil by so many good kids.or so many nations freed of tyranny by ordinary decent USAAFs. our narrow margin is,all the 18-50 year olds who understand that era,& the reason they are out there today,no empire sought,only safety for their bros & families at home.
>>721837029
No. The Roman empire lasted less than 500 years.
>>721837102
all great empires eventually fall
>>721836303
We actually never went to the moon.
>Strongest nation on Earth for 1200 years and counting
>Average GDP on Earth
>Craziest navy in the world
>Only county where you can't fuck in the ass your friend. Becouse your dick don't own to you.
>All cities located in unhuman conditions of living.
>Weather much common with Titan (one of Jupiter moon).
>After USSR terminating people don't know what are they living for.
>You can buy healthy natural food for 15$ per week.
>Never lost a war. And never will. Even nobody stay living.
>Average dick length ~17 santim.
>You can hit woman on the street and rape them. The only that they can do is get you in jail on 10 years. but 10 years in russia according to Enstein teory, run out much quikly.
>You can be unemployed for all your life. In Russia counting, that man has the only one life, and spend it to job is strange.
>if any niga gonna trick you, you can just tell him, that you russian and he disappeared right in this moment.
tru story
>>721843237
Negative. The USA has and will be running shit. Now kneel to the superior nation .
>>721843348
Take your meds nigger
>>721836303
Nothing lasts forever, enjoy it while you can.
>>721843348
>After USSR terminating people don't know what are they living for.
LOOOOL THE SOVIET PROPAGANDA IS STILL WORKING
>>721843439
We are enjoying running shit and we will keep running shit. For ur future offspring will surely kneel to our empire.
>>721843438
how much I own you, Dock?
>>721841667
Yes. Rhetorical answer.
>>721837984
kek
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
Untrue. With modern technology any developed nation could do so if they chose.
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
So is Russia, China, etc etc, and NASA works with international partners too.
>Only country to have been to the Moon
Untrue. First, not only.
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
Untrue.
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
Haha no.
>Won WWII singlehandedly
Untrue. Although the U.S. effort was instrumental and they were the primary force against Japan, this is party because due to geographical distance and how insignificant America was politically, it had been relatively untouched by the war and so had an advantage purely on that.
Secondly, against Germany Russia were equally, if not more important.
Thirdly, the war had been going on for 4 years already before America was involved - you can't claim single-handed my when the war was 2/3rs complete without them.
>Never lost a war in its 241 year history
Technically, America hasn't won a war in the past 100 years, other than WWII.
>Leader of the free world
Not since the Cold War buddy. Just because you say it, doesn't make it so.
The rest is true but inconsequential, or needles grandstanding.
All your shambling, rambling post serves to do is show your own insecurities.
>>721836303
German reporting in. I recognize America's superiority and want to be a part of it.
>>721843476
Yes. But we've desided to hide our General base in the 4th dimension.
>>721836303
yeah but you're still all fat stupid cunts though.
>>721839315
Relevant? Our country has veto power in the UN? Know the other countries that have that power? Russia and China, both with shit GDP and shit earning per capita.
We are the strongest nation in the world, and now we live in a time where wars over territory don't exist anymore. The chance of the country falling is so astronomically low that you better buy some gel pads for your knees so you can keep sucking our dicks. Plus, if America falls, so does the rest of the free world, since we're the benchmark and driving force behind the global economy.
You want the link for those kneepads or can you look them up yourself on our Internet?
And Americans are still very stupid
You are also cause of niggers
PS MORE BANANAS
>>721836303
get back to us when you've found a cure for bananananananas
>>721836303
u forgot one thing bro xd
eurpoors dont have niggers which makes us a hundred times better automatically lol
>>721843992
Yup, but you guys have refugees lol have fun watching ur shit continent get raped and taken over by Muslims lel.
>>721844116
id rader have mudslime than nigger tho lol xd
>>721836303
So basically America is the greatest nation because of the support it gets from the rest of the world...don't bite the hand that feeds.
>>721842524
Rich people buy ferrari's bently's and other European super cars
>>721843263
500 > 250
just sayin'
my house is older than your country
>>721844188
Negative. What can the world do ?
Answer: nothing cause we are the god chosen country.
>>721844489
>Lol he believes in god
>>721844400
Is that something to be proud of? Bum.
>>721844530
Negative. Just in the American god like complex.
>>721844554
more so than having created your country in the first place, yes...
Obama tried to maintain america power but with the isolation trump want to practice, america will have a bad time to maintain his reign
>>721836303
>>721836877
>>721837237
>>721840165
You're wrong, more American women are land whales than anything else. I would know, because I see them walking around everywhere I go.
>>721844597
>god chosen
>we believe the americans are the gods
>americans chose america
>america - a terrible country full of niggers
>niggers kill white people - americans
>americans get fucked by niggers
>niggers take over america
>niggers destroy each other because they're niggers
>america destroyed
>europe has the same thing but with sandniggers
What i mean is,there are no good countries while niggers are alive,if all the niggers are killed from america then it's the best but right now it's literally a big shithole because niggers
A country so great everyone feels the need to own a firearm so they don't get murdered by their fellow countrymen
>>721844854
*fellow niggers
>>721844870
actually just niggers,remove the fellow
>>721844756
Nope you see black folks stay in some poverty stricken area far away from us whites so yeah... Where as in ur case refugees are everywhere raping/taking ur women and land lol. They hate U.S cuz they ain't U.S.
>Won WWII singlehandedly
How does one achieve this and then get massacred by farmers with outdated weapons every war after?
>>721844925
yeah but niggers are everywhere in the country and are involved in like 80% rapes and murders,you can't be the best while niggers are there,same with europe,nobody is good with niggers :( we have to kill niggers
A country who's president is against abortions, but feels everyone had the right to own an assault rifle.
Now that is one thing we can agree on.
>>721845041
A country where the gov. Doesn't completely run ur shit. Freedom my friend come on over we have lots of it.
>>721845135
but you can't have true freedom with niggers running around and there's niggers almost everywhere :((((((((((
pls america kill all the niggers everywhere then ur gonna be the best ::D
>>721843702
And this hans is a prime example of why we should of genocided all germanic subhumans in WW1.
>>721840246
>And then you elected Trump. A billionaire narcissist from a reality TV show with multiple bankruptcies. A man who appeared on wrestle mania, bodyslamming Vince McMahon. Read that again. You elected that guy as your president. You couldn't write this shit.
But they did, just watch Idiocracy
>>721845135
Are you sure about that...it's gonna be hard to "come on over" when the wall is complete.
>>721845195
We need George Zimmerman more than ever #zimmermanworldwide
>>721845366
he needs 2 be president after trump but hopefully trump will kill some niggers too
>>721842669
that's fucked up
but very true.
>>721845352
Are you planing to come over as a illegal alien? If not there should be no problem
>>721836303
International DE FACTO language is English. Not American English, not British English, not any other (insert country) English either. It's English which is the indigenous language of the Anglo-Saxons.
>>721845450
No...I'm just a peace loving refugee from a war torn country. My father was killed and my mother was raped and murdered...do you think the great America will let me in?
>>721836303
All this and you still can't fix niggers, this is the problem with you cunts
God bless America!!!
Only a degenerate nation could provide the world with a great stable of bitches of European ancestry but with such low morals to power the porn industry into what is today.
No matter what perversion I might feel inclined, your sisters and daughters are already performing it. No matter how debased, inhuman and utterly atrocious fetish some weirdo is looking for, the proud nieces of uncles Sam will whore themselves to satisfy the need.
God Bless Porn & Cheap Thrills so that World Elites Are Never Challenged!!! Long Life to Pax Pornographica Americana!!!
>>721843799
Actually Australia's economy is more tied with China.
And if the U.S. fails, it will most likely be due to economic issues.
>>721845746
Fuck no. Stop running and fight and die for ur country.
I have a question...
What is the official language of the USA ?
None as I recall, doesnt this mean that everybody is welcome (as the inscription on the Statue Of Liberty mention it) ?
Jist kidding
>>721845933
Really? You've never seen scheisse porn?
>>721836303
Huh? Why spend so much time trying to troll? I have shit out cum bubbles more anger inducing than this
>>721845975
Yep you remember the recession? Neither.
>>721845980
But wasn't America founded by people fleeing religious persecution in there country in hopes of finding freedom in the new world?
>>721836592
Electric power was invented by Tesla and American companies developed its systems. We even wrote OP's copypasta
>>721846291
Most Americans don't know the history of America
>>721846078
Yes but what other migrants have caused such problems as the Muslims have? None. Not to mention you fuckers want to push ur foul religion and its pedo prophet on the people who are kind enough to open there doors to you fucks and how do you thank them? By setting up Muslim patrols , raping our women, acts of terrorism?
>>721846427
Most non-Americans know our history front and back, kinda sad. Stop dick riding Uncle Sam.
>>721846521
Sry, Im not an sandnigger nor muslim (if there a difference)...
And to answer your question : You did...
Migrate to a beautiful land (America) and killed, massacred, raped the natives...
>>721846521
Kek, and your god is not a pedo ???????
Dis u read the bible ??
How old was the "virgin Mary" before beeing raped by your god (or anyone else) ?
>>721846710
I did? and how's that you can't blame something my ancestors did hundred years ago. Does two wrongs make a wright? And let's be honest if it wasn't for us taking the natives out do you really think you would have all the cool shit that Americans invented? Computer, lightbulb, colored film, the Internet?
>>721846836
I don't have a god fym?