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>hey dad, I want you to meet my gf What do you do /b/?

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>hey dad, I want you to meet my gf
What do you do /b/?
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>>721798784
Nice to meet you young lady! What is your name?
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good job son! Now excuse me while I get back to punishing myself for what my ancestors did
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Ask him why she's not in the fields.
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>>721798784
> Hey, I'm anon
>Nice to meet you
>Get the fuck in the fields.
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Tell him to impregnate her so I may have beautiful mixed grand daughters.
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Something racist
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My 22 yo son finally sent me a pick of his new gf.....it was just like your pic OP. he fulfilled one of my bucket list items
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>>721798784
More like, "Hey dad, meet my new bf!"

That's the direction the racism would come from strongly. Unless the kid was rich, then dad would try to scam him.
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god job son! now pass that shit!
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Go to her dad and say, "you mad, blackboi"?
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>>721798784
"Oh... Umm."
>pulls son to the side
"You realize you can just rape our slaves, right? You're giving that thing too much hope."
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>>721798784
Congratulate him. She's hot and us taking one of theirs is the opposite of cuck.
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"I wish I would have plowed a darkie before I got married...."
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>"ayy my dude be givin dat negress what she craves, COLONIZE dat ass bruh!!"
>"t-thanks dad"
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>>721799297
One of your bucket list items is to have a black daughter in-law?
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>>721799047
you don't put a good house nigger to work in the field.
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bumping with the patrician ir relationships

>COLONIZED
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>no hover hand, firmly grasping her ass
alpha
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>>721798784
>Overcast day
>Still has a shadow
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she a mamchula meng
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>>721798904
You're nice. 8) 10/10 anon
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>>721798904
fucking loser>>721799460
>>721799460

>>721798957
max par
>>721799047
2/10 unfunny
>>721799152
better than last one
>>721799240
fucking freak
>>721799247
A for effort
>>721799297
boring, nobody cares
>>721799381
cringe
>>721799420
420 get, only thing decent about this post
>>721799437
somewhat agree
>>721799460
pathetic excuse at trying to be funny
>>721799466
shitpost
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My gf is black too, big ol ass y'all just don't know
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>>721799466
>COLONIZE dat ass bruh!!

Fcuking lost it
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>>721799932
Literally no one fucking gives a shit you autistic fucking cunt. Now enjoy this minor bit of attention and fuck off back to obscurity.
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>>721799932
t. ugly shutin
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>>721798784
This is what I did to my parents. They were cool with it though. Even when I married her. Even when we had halfbreed kids.

Protip: racism can be funny but not the way you're doing it. Try harder.
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>>721799608
Black women were made for white cock.
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>>721798784
Cotton field is thataway
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>>721800295
this tbh
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>>721799932
0/10 nobody gives a fuck
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>>721800295
top right is a qt male

no homo, glad he's COLONIZING
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>>721800596
That's why you're replying.
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>>721798784
I went out with a Dominican girl, she was a bit lighter than faggot OPs pic, she treated me like royalty. She agreed to everything I wanted to do and even when I fucked up she happily accepted my apologies and made up quickly to keep me happy.

She loved showing me off to her friends and family. She was so proud that I was with her and cooked for me every time I asked for it, even in the middle of the night. She'd do my laundry without asking and clean my apartment.

Best girl I've ever been with, she was definitely wife material.
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>>721800672
to make it known that nobody gives a fuck, yes
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>>721798784
try to fuck my sons girlfriend, obviously.
shes hot, as long as she doesnt smell like one of em
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>hey dad, I want you to meet my gf
>Ha! Good one son, now put her back in the barn.
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>>721800295
why is always white with those tasty negras, thats fucking unfair, we need some asians over there and some latinos, a negra for everyone!
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Daily reminder that white Scandinavians cucked Niggers in Africa with their big cocks and took their women
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>>721798784
She's hot, good job
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>>721798784
Son, I are proud
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>>721799932
Thank you for letting us know your opinion.
God knows the other 24 posters couldn't have formed one without your insight.
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>>721799932
This rating shit has got to stop

All you do is take up space
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Better than bein fuckin gay I guess.
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>>721798784

Why is your (female) head bigger than my (male) son's?

Why are you drinking an alcoholic beverage on my property in the early afternoon?
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>>721800860
i think its because a small percentage of black girls are actually 8/10 so when a white dude sees them he goes after them unless they're extremely attractive

like the very best or nothing
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>tfw no qt black/mixed wife to settle down and start a family with
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>>721798784
"Way to go son I had a girlfriend like her when I was a young man."

>Walk away whistling ebony and ivory
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>>721801055
>Why is your (female) head bigger than my (male) son's?

Neanderthals had bigger skulls than modern humans.
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>>721799932
Nigger
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>>721798784
My gf is blaxican
My parents suddenly turned racist when I brought her home

Dad
>muslims might attack, i've started stockpiling beans
>muslim art sucks, unlike western art
(She is not muslim)

Mom
>women's rights were a struggle!
>MEXICANTS want our jobs
(She works part time and is supported by alimony)
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All of you degenerates posting about how awesome black girls are are only thinking about the ones who obey white beauty standards
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>tfw racist
>tfw like negresses just to spite cuck memes
fight fire with fire :^)

COLONIZE
BLEACH
REPEAT
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>>721801308
WTF is a blaxican ? a negra from mexico ?
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>>721800672
Nigger
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>>721801336
I dunno, she sucks a mean dick and loves getting fucked raw from behind

I'm a fan
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>>721801336
you can say this about any women
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>>721801431
Half black, half mexican
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>>721801183
But humans have denser neuron clusters, i.e. a more efficient brain.

>inb4 yeah maybe they were smarter just we outnumbered them

The only neanderthals left are the 0.2% DNA in every human above Sahara.
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I have a Brazilian girl friend. Not exactly a nigger but not far from it. Tbh it is wife material to me. Gender are well defined. I earn more but she doesn't even let me wash the dishes. House is clean, she has proven to be faithful. Best sex I have ever had seriously. I consider marrying.
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>>721798784
Best part about dating black chicks is never having to meet their fathers.
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>>721801573
sounds hot anon, post a picture.
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>>721801606
kek
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Can anyone please to help in for identify this Raptor?
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She's hot and not dressed like ghetto trash. Way to get it in, anon.

>tfw white male/black female marriages have the lowest rate of divorce in the country.

Black women know when they've got a good thing going.
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>>721801513
>>721801590
You are proving my point
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>>721801764
That's a bird.
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>>721798784
You had my curiousity, but now you have my attention
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>>721801606
I know it's a joke but if you meet a black girl whose father is still around and married to the mother then 9/10 times she's a keeper
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>>721801702
>post gf on 4chan

She's my gf, not my ex
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>>721801764
Red tailed hawk

This is now a qt halfcast thread
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>>721798784
What's her major?
If it isn't STEM she can get the fuck out
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>>721798784
I always thought niggers had curves, you look like a fucking grave. Consider implants.
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>>721801858
The only decent black chick I dated was adopted and reared by a white family.
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>>721801830
>yfw your son brings home a qt negress
honestly IR relationships are the actual race war, seeing who can breed each other out
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>>721799400
dubs of awesomeness
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>>721801994
Experimental Physics, massa
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>>721798784
Aren't you gonna share?
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>why are you looking at me like that, anon?
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>>721801513
Well hell, looks like my marriage is going to be solid
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>>721798784
>What do you do /b/?

Steal my son's girl.
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>>721799521
no...just any nice girl, and he's told me all about her
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>>721801994
Accounting with a CPA, fuck STEM
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Zoe Saldana can fuck my shit up 24/7, 365.

>she married a white guy
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Murder my son and turn her into my sexy rapeslave
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>>721801026
2/10 for making me reply
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>>721798784
Make your mother and I a nigger servant slave.
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>>721799932
A for autism
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>>721798784
>rape her
>haha
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That's a fine looking nigress you got there son, be sure to hose her off before you put her back in her pen.
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>>721802504
COLONIZED
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Am I a race traitor for wanting pretty mixed babies?
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>>721802786
only a race traitor if youre a female

nothing wrong with following your ancestors by COLONIZING a negress or two before settling down with a white girl
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>>721802786
Nope.
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>>721803038
Wow he caught a shiny
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>>721802470
Accounting isn't math?
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>>721798784
She is pretty, and that is a rare trait in black people
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>>721803337
It's more finance than math. With quickbooks, most of the math is done for you
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how do i get a black girl gf

>lots of qt negresses on campus
>caught one looking at me in my soc class
>she smiles, i smile and look away
>do nothing next
i have no problem talking to white grills, but black girls seem like a different game and my autism comes out
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This is what I think.

https://youtu.be/6hiqG4cfOGk
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>>721799842
Kys
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>>721804139
That's my favourite band
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Sorry son but you can't fuck a monkey again, we have te zookeepers behind us
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>>721803038
> 2 generations and they are white washed.
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I would shoot my son and that ape he calls a """"""girlfriend"""""", then shoot myself
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>>721803979
>do nothing next

mfw there's no black girls in my classes because engineering major
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>>721804310
thats why youre a lonely shut in
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>>721804387
>mfw there's no girls in my classes because engineering major
FTFY
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>>721799932
nigger
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>>721801496
and rich.
loved by Hollywood. you'd make all the right connections being her white "man".
>solid career move
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>>721798784
If I were him I would send her a valentines day card that I made myself that said "you have stolen my heart." the pic would obviously be a negres creeping out a window with a human heart.
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>>721798784
Take her to your room and undress her and fuck her where you use to sleep as a kid and the best part is I don't wear a condom so I give the biggest nut in her since your mom
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>>721798957
It's only right black blame use for our ancestors doing so we need to punish ourselves
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>>721798784

> "Son, go and change the oil in the car, while I introduce myself to your girlfriend."
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>>721798784
What are you an objectophile? Quit dating outdated farm equipmemt
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>>721799932
ur cute
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>>721805152
nothing like a big fat negress ass built to take white cock
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>>721798784
Give him a high five. Try her out first to make sure she's good enough for my Luke Wilson-looking son.
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>>721798784
"So you're not gay?" Follow with a random greeting to her, then walk away.
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nothing better than fucking nigger bitches.
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>What are you waiting for anon? Get over here and fuck me!
What do?
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>>721806446
>ask how come her pussy so pink
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>>721801431
Prieta como el petroleo
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>>721806446
>what do
COLONIZE
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>>721801183
uh...
you *do* realize that caucasians are the ones with the neanderthol in their ancestry, right?
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>>721806958
And azns. And middle east.

Sub Sahara niggers are technically human 1.0
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>>721798784
"Wow, what a beautiful young lady, nice to meet you, please make yourself at home."
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>>721803257
lolll you fuck
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>>721798784
Well, with her, she's hot and looks like she would age well. If she's a half way decent person, long term would be just fine.
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>>721798784
She looks like a white girl painted black she's fine.
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>>721798904
shanikwa
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I was actually had a black gf for a good year and half while in the military. She was great, but I never took it further cause my kids would be black. Weird, I loved the girl, but didn't want to have black kids. And I'm not a hardcore sheep trump supporter. I get a long great will all kinds of people.
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>>721808353
oh, and it's her on the picture. It's been years though.
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What are you, a faggot
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>>721808353
how was the sex?
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>>721801895
Dont show her face, cant believe this bread is still alive, hope you are there anon and post that phatass negra!
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>>721808796

it was great. She was always up for it, and sometimes I had to decline . But this is not unheard of, had white chicks with the same sex drive.
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>>721808353
>i was actuall had
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>>721798784
>outplay my obviously retarded son
>fuck his nigress
>call her a whore, make her cry
>tell my son his nigress is a whore
>"how you know"
>"i fucked her"
>he never dates a nigress again
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nigga love is a powerful emotion
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>>721809460
lol, sometimes I re-read my shit before posting, but I usually don't. The brain is faster than the hands.

people hate me on reddit
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>>721809798
your welcome anon
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>>721800811
What happened?
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>>721798784
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>>721810355
He woke up
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>>721800811
>>721810355
>What happened?

was it having black kids that was the deal breaker? Tell me i'm not the only one. I'm not racist, but not cool with having black kids.
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We Germans have a word for it: Rassenaufwertung. A nigress getting white dick is a good thing and the direct opposite of Rassenschande, where a white girl gets a nigger dick.
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>>721798784
She seems like a lovely lady. What is up with that cup? Is it a guitar?

>>721799047
They are clearly in a field, right now.
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>>721810924
Wow you people have gotten real progressive over the past 70 years. Good on you.
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>>721798784
Fuck her first.

Establish dominance.
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