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What would you do if you were rich? I need your craziest ideas.

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What would you do if you were rich?

I need your craziest ideas.
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I'd buy 4chan and ban you for life
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id get my self a nice house and become very educated.
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>>721749199
Well that's lame
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Invest in a engineered virus that makes everyone sterile, then charge $50k for the cure.
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>>721749218
yeah but its all i really want to do.
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Go to GameStop and buy a bunch of new items to fuck up their circle of life score.
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>>721749115
That's a good way to slice your foot.
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If I were genuinely rich (1B+) I'd like to think that I wold do something important. But in reality, I'd probably work out all day and get completely fucked up all night which would, of course, eventually end with my untimely demise.
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>>721749115
I'd buy large portions of land and make them into wildlife reservations.
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Food court in my basement with all fast food restaurants, operating 24/7 with full staff.
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>>721749115
Kill myself before spending any of the money.
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Pay people to walk around like this all day.
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>>721749115
>>721749218
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Commission an artist to build a big statue and like a ritual altar out in the middle of the woods and then never tell anyone about it. Or like a real dungeon full of puzzles and stuff.
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>>721749115
suck that foot
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>>721749375
Yes, hi, I'd like to be your employee
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>>721749273
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>>721749407
>721749407
Shit, I blew my cover
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>>721749115
>Found the Hyperion Coorperation
>Build uber cool weapons
>become a warmonger
>get richer
>Build space station
>Build huge ass cannon on that space station
>Bomb whatever the fuck i want from that space station

>inb4 anon is Handsome Jack
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>>721749115
I'll tell ya what I'd do..
Two chicks at the same time.
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>>721749488
just 2?
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>>721749480
space is a lie
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>>721749488
its not as fun as you would think
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>>721749541
Nah. I'm pretty sure it isn't
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>>721749488
so underrated. 10/10

>>721749540
obviously showing his age... or mine
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i would get an inside pool and fill it with stuffed toys and use it as a bed.
i would eat shrimp and lobster five times a week.
i would have exotic birds and fish as pets.
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I'd buy a slave
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>>721749589
Auguste Piccard
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Office space ;)
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Open an arcade.
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>>721749591
you telling me that having girls rotating giving head, sucking balls and tonging asshole wouldn't feel fucking awesome?
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>>721749540
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money
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>>721749591
id fucking have a harem
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Id buy a small asian girl (5 yr old for more years of use) as a sex slave and lock her in a sound proof room
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>>721749718
this would be awesome if you could find a good location so people would come
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I buy a lot of Zyclon B to finish the job
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I'd go around hiding really bizarre in places where people would find them and ask themselves what in the fuck went on there beforehand
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>>721749736
it would be at first but like everything in life it would become boring
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two words; loli island...
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>>721749806
didnt say it was going to be the only thing i was going to do, i was just saying why just 2 when you could have more?
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>>721749806
I'd rather be bored than broke
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>>721749763
rich people just buy islands to keep them on. where are they going to run to?
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depends, if I was obscenely rich I would build a compound and start a cult.
if u was mildly rich I would hire morally ambiguous but very charismatic people to run an establishment whose only purpose is to incite debauchery and sin.

if i had a couple million I would just retire in a ranch with a few acres and enjoy life.
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Id' do some minor things that are socially frowned upon, apart from all the comfy shit like traveling.
Like stealing candy from a child on a bus and when someone comes to give me shit for it, I'd just throw money at them and tell them to piss off.
Or hide 10 000 bucks somewhere dangerous and tell people about it. Then watch them try and get it and fail.
Maybe put up fights to the death between some random people with a nice price money.
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>>721749115
OK it sounds dumb but I'd like to have an American automotive company that hasn't been saved by the government or forced themselves to build outside of US. This is the ultimate dream if I was rich
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>>721749908
if you dont make good investments when you first got the money you would be poor again in just a few years because of taxes and other unforeseeable things
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>>721749867
Because I only have two dicks.
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Buy two really expensive escorts and make them fight. I'd make a regular thing out of it. I'd invite everyone I know to come watch hooker fights
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I would buy a plot of land from the cold north. A large one. I would build a wall around it and divide it in two. I would then buy all the just born midgets I could find, and place them into the two camps. I would set everything up for them, make some lore how it all came to be and why they are there. I would make them an artificial currency like bottlecaps or buttons or something similar. For one camp I would set myself up to be a good god and creator of it all, I'm bigger than everyone and build it all up anyways. I would give them really nice gifts for praying to me and make their life easy. For the other camp, I would raise them in fear of me. Be their worst nightmare if they did anything I could be upset about. I would occasionally release some demons into their realms, like bulldogs etc. and watch the strongest midgets go on a rampage against the otherworldly demons. When everything is good and established and I've grown tired of it, I would merge the two camps and watch them hate eachother for their opposing religions and views. It would naturally spark a war and they would kill each other off in a huge final showdown. If anyone would survive however, I would reveal it all to him and see him lose his mind to insanity when his god is nothing but an oversized mortal and he would realize how nothing is this world made sense and there is no afterlife no meaning to life no nothing.

That's what I would do.
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>>721749908
I like this guys thinking. If I was absurdly rich I would also build a large compound or buy an island in the middle of nowhere, where people could come to absolutely whatever they wanted without restriction. Well an incredibly small amount of restriction.
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I'd buy a yacht and have the exterior outfitted to look like an old timey pirate ship. The interior I'd have made using old repurposed wood but it'd still be luxurious af
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Ice river?
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i'd get a nice, modest detached house somewhere in the country not too far away from a city but also far enough away that I don't get city noise and air. Maybe some chickens or quails and a big fat tom cat. Maybe a barn conversion.
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I would buy a couple of extremely high class prostitutes, pay them enough that they'd let me do whatever I want to them, and then not leave the house for a month. Just crazy, intense fucking all day, every day until none of us could handle it anymore.
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>>721750037
Or then I would buy an apartment block, wall up all the windows and lock it up, shut down all sunlight from there. Buy myself some hookers there to have fun with and to be my servants. Probably wouldn't fuck them or anything, would just be nice to have someone around. Then proceed to waste my life there doing nothing as I have done 'til now. Don't think I would do much anything, life's a meaningless glimpse passing by too fast to realize anyways.
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if i were rothschild rich, i would have engineers develop space-born hive mind robots
which would work collectively in earth orbit to de-orbit space junk on to people i dont like... after the supply of space junk runs out,
my little army of space ants would begin placing asteroids in earth orbit,
so that they can be de-orbited onto people i dont like...
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Purchase stolen statues from african nations?
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>>721749115
i'd buy the rights to berserk and make a cg shit show out of it pissing off millions
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Build a city ,where i will be te king
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>>721750308
this would be fun
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Never ending music festival
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two chicks at the same time
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Pay people to do pic related.
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>>721750341
but in the middle of fucking nowhere
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>>721750352
you dont need to be rich for this.
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i'd give money to the alt right so they can fight against blm and enjoy the shop

maybe 5 years later make a movie called race war now
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>>721750377
you need money for chicks to double up on a dude like me
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>>721749115
Cat fashion show, yearly. 1st place prize is 250k usd. The catch? The cat must not attempt to remove clothes, or be an asshole in the clothes ( no attacking or hissing i mean, regular cat assholery is fine)
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>>721750256
Holy shit they was kings n shit!
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>>721750498
na, just drugs
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I'd go to a mall and offer to buy some guys daughter
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>>721749759
This, like seriously. If I was sustainably Ultra-rich, I'd buy an island, and it'd be like in the hentais, where I'd get like seven women, and fuck and impregnate them all. We'd farm (or just have stuff shipped) and raise the girls to be like their mothers and the boys to be like me, also to be self-sustaining. Luckily the setup would die off after a few generations due to inbreeding, but I'll be dead so whatever.
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>>721749115
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Make feminism illegal
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>>721750551
what race would you prefer? also preferd age?
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>>721750544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lmW2tZP2kU
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>>721749594
Why only 5 times a week my friend? Why not 6?
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>>721750607
never seen it
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>>721750679
clearly
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1. buy island
2. fill with deadly obstacles, ressources, secrets
3. hide prices like trial stage cancer cures& other cutting edge medicine, land deeds, straight money
4. invite anyone willing - doesn't matter who you are, just limit weapons to anything outside firearms
5. let the most deadliest game show GREED ISLAND begin
6. stream it

Coloseum was small time
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Pay women with cat-girl like traits to breed and eventually evolve into full cat-girls.
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>>721749115
Why would you have to be rich to do this? All you would need is like $10-$15...
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mostly smoke douja
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>>721750748
why not just go over seas and have one genetically engendered?
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>>721749115
I't attach food and vaccines to helicopters and fly over poor african villages keeping them just out of reach of the jumping niglets
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>>721749199
why would you want to be educated? what's with this education meme
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>>721750731
This
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>>721749253
You can't just make someone un-steril. That's not how it works.
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>>721750891
And it would be legal
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>>721749750
underage
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invite strangers of all types, celebrities, poor fucks and so on
then i would give them many heavy drugs secretly.
film them as they turn completely insane
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>>721749615
This
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>>721749115

i'd create my own personal army so i wouldn't have to post shit up on /b/ every time i needed some shit done

also people who hurt animals would be hunted down and flayed alive in the public square over in dayton, OH
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make celebs my bitches
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>>721751015
what about animals who hurt animals?
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>>721750256
luckily the british took it and it was preserved. otherwise it would have been melted down for jewelry by a warlord.
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>>721751070
>b-b but thats nature
hurr durr
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Pay women to lose weight.
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>>721751170
>takes prize money to golden corral
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>>721751070

if i saw an animal who hurt another animal, i would get my personal army to capture it and bring it to Angry Animal school. at AA they would teach the animal that they are powerless over their anger and that they can move forward in a few easy steps

tl;dr animal would be cured

people know better and would be publicly flayed alive, in the town square over in dayton, OH
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>>721751170
>>721751170
Have an expert shoop attention seeking facebook whores and post the shoops on their page.
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>>721751170
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>>721751253
jesus christ your autism makes me cringe
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>>721751253
>people know better than to hurt people
>i would flay people
logic

also, vegetarian tigers?
do plant not have rights?
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>>721751383

then my personal army would hunt you down and publicly flay you alive in the town square over in dayton, OH, just like all the other bad people
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>>721751389

plants are not an animal, plants do not have rights

be careful or you will get on the list of people who will have to be publicly flayed alive in the town square over in dayton, OH
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>>721751438
thank god you're not rich you pathetic faggot.
some people just aren't born to be rich
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>>721749115
First thing if i had at least a a couple million is buy a nice house with large space and a rollz royce.
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>>721751532

you are now officially on my list for certain

you better pray these numbers don't match tonight

just remember anon: publicly flayed alive in the town square over in dayton, OH

YOU!
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Travel, open buisnesses to provide opportunities, start scholarship funds, help with after-school programs in my area, and kick like i normally do. Being a baller is not my style, i want to make the world a better fucking place every day of my life.
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>>721749594
5 times is prime times. Steak and swordfish for the other 2 yeah? Or just MDMA for 48hours?
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>>721751595
come and get me
i'll be waiting right here
one day i'll visit dayton, OH
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have no specific idea ... am rich already !
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Hire a team of scientists to make massive quantities of an aerosol rabies virus and then start a zombieish apocalypse.
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>>721750662
If I remember correctly, a week has even 7 days, lad.
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>>721750541
white people were around that area 117 years ago we probably built this for them as a gift. Let's be realistic you really think they smelted and crafted that?
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Have a really nicely designed house.
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>>721751682

if you want to call being publicly flayed alive in the town square over in dayton, OH a "visit", then yes, you will.

YOU WILL
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>>721749115
How rich is "rich"?
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i would invest it wisely
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>>721749561
hahhahahah to hard or no eyes 4 you hahahahaa
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>>721751118
Luckily the British left a power vacuum allowing warlords to flourish throughout thier colony
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>>721751738
7 is too much
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>>721751802
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I'm rich by normal standards (high paying job and rich parents).
I travel a lot, spend big amounts on stuff I don't really need etc, fuck stupid women and buy a lot of expensive whisky.
Still depressed in periods and is slowly becoming an alcoholic.
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>>721751996
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I'd become president.
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>>721749115
live a simple life and give all but what i need to be happy to charity.
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>>721752084
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>>721749375
>put hand on breathing tube
>dies
Alternatively
>skin becomes so soft because its been in water for 9 hours
>face falls off when they take it off
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>>721752063
>fuck stupid women
Is your wealth/status/appearance a factor in being able to do this?
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>>721749750
i should put a whole orgy going. a whole harem like 3 or 4 of the best freaks my taste. one house they can chill do evrything but not fuck outside and i would pay evrything. they can eat each other out whole day i go make money but if i find a better one a other one gotta make place. But i would be there biggest friend never argeu
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>>721750031
for a while now i've been chewing on a similar yet oddly specific fantasy - i'll green text it
>cara delavigne, kaya scodelario
>both hot british, rich, and like low level aristocracy i think... but with italian sounding names - weird
>get them in same room
>they just fuckin start whalin on each other - like, rough mma stuff
>hate is palpable - both goin for each others faces - trying to ruin each others career...
>eventually they get tuckered out - collapse onto floor
>both begin crying uncontrollably...
>they embrace and begin extolling their fathomless love for the other
>hugging turns to kissing - then they're like ripping each others clothes off, licking the blood off each others faces...
>reeeaally kinky lezzo stuff ensues - watersports, fisting, ect...
> after they both climax they calmly get up off the floor, coldly, silently get dressed and leave, saying only "see you next month..."
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>>721751996
So much wasted space and overly protective guard rails. Too child friendly
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>>721752180
Yes because I'm sure as hell not an attractive man. Meet most women online/in clubs. Even the hint of money is enough to get them wet..
That's why I will never get married.
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step 1 buy my parents house which I am currently living in. kick them out. Fully automate it. Invite a few of my crushes from back in the day to live with me. Buy a bunch of sex toys and shit. Start buying a lot of produce. Buy my neighbhors house out merge the two houses together. Buy a tank like car. Start research into projects like the shared mouse expirement where an old mouse and a young mouse share a blood supply and the older mouse became younger. invest heavily in stem cells. Go to different countries in disguise and get as many women pregnant as possible. Pay for a bunch of people to raid the alliance
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>>721749763
FBI needs to watch this 2 anons good sick minds
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>>721749115
Buy all of the building in downtown Wichita, Kansas and have them demolished. I would then have one giant building built to replace all of the small buildings.
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How much would it cost to be able to do this (and similar things) every day?
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>>721749870
You also get the thrill of the hunt when they do escape
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>>721752135
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>>721752314
Bout 3 crack rocks per day
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make one of these
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>>721749115
I've actually thought this out
>become massive philanthropist and publicity whore
>become a patron of some kind of high profile conservation charity
>get to a point where the charity and me are inexorably linked
>phase 2.exe
>buy tropical island
>like a paradise on earth kind of place
>endangered species, rain forest, the works
>bulldoze the whole place flat
>every. square. inch
>asphalt the whole island
>paint the whole thing up with white lines to make the entire island a car park
>no cars
>mfw
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crack the code to free energy, do experiments on the effects of drinking large quantities of horse seamen... if the results are good start doing it myself
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I'd buy everyone on Greenland a ticket to leave and 50k, and then start my own military dictatorship. I'd import one bitch from every country and have children with them. Then I'd nuke Mecca and Berlin with ICBM's the Russians sold me.

I'd also swap a 4rotor twin turbo into a 97' Miata :^)
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show off on facebook?
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>>721750037
crazy but g´nuuuusss
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>>721752756
pay 1,000 people to dress up like doctor who and go to mecca
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>>721752756
Why don't you put your money into research to cure your crippling autism?
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build a bunch of robots to rob a few banks b/c why the fuck not.. do research on the effects of ormus
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>>721750308
same
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>>721752869
Someone's jelly they don't have a rotary miata :^)
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>>721749115
Hire all the old people from an old fokes homes to reenact the star wars trilogy or better yet have them reenact mass effect make up and all
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>>721749115
I'd pay Kamachi to own the Index/Railgun franchise and drive it so far into the ground that it's considered the worst series to ever be written and tell all the fans I did it because they are undeserving pieces of shit and you think I'm joking but I'm not!
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>>721752982
wow that's so nice, it would make them feel like they have a purpose
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>>721750551
jail after 30 min
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>>721749115

>Create a website called : Hitman Vs Hitman or HVH.
>Hire 2 hitmans who have to kill eachother while streaming their hunt.
>Make People bet on Hitman A or Hitman B.
>Make money from the bets for moar $$$$$$$
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>>721752823
fucking this
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>>721749199
/thread
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Please someone can help to name or identify this raptor
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>>721749488
>Two chicks at the same time.
fucking virgins
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I'd build a completely prosthetic body, piece-by-piece
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>>721753433
dude I answered you already its a Norwegian Lundehund
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>>721749115
Keep paying my bills, not go to a job I hate and avoid interacting people IRL.
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>>721751622
good heart
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>>721749199
Being even marginally more educated than the average person is truly pain and suffering on a daily basis.
There is bliss in ignorance, but ignorance is not bliss.
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>>721750731
/thread
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>>721749115
buy the biggest piece of land in the middle of a fast developing area and put a high electric fence around it. drink beer and raise rottweilers, gsd's and similar to guard the area. let only grovery deliveries and hookers in.
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>>721753565
mods in 3..2..
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2 chicks at the same time
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Invest in a mutual fund and 401k!
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>>721749115
By myself a real gun and finally end it
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Are we talking unlimited source of money? If so, go to war against the Rockafellers and Rothchilds.
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build a wall, a great wall
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>>721754071
Fucking piece of lying shit. Anyone can buy a fucking weapon. U're just a crying little bitch which wants the attention.
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>>721754071
have you been trying to kill yourself with bibi guns?
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>>721751785
thats how white people always react that why your grandfather took it. the blacks told-learned you evrything you know but you wanna feel better bout your life so make your own history. Columbus discover shit where already people live. still with al your math and shit you cant believe how the piramides are build. We R u grandfathers u r children
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lock up 4 jews and 4 muslims in a room. pay them to come up with a sequel to the bible?
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>>721754178
grandfathers die, why won't you just die
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>>721750918
A nigga who don't know much don't want much.

A nigga who don't know much will play himself.
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>>721754071
>Just stop breathing
>problem solved for 0$
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>>721754206
Gather the most religious fags from all religions and force them to sin under torture
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>>721754390
>become billionaire
>create new building technologies
>build highest tower in the world (10km)
>jump off it
Only acceptable way to die
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>>721749115
Id buy 4chan and shut it down
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>>721752664
What's with this guy and carparks?
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few can wild out as hard as this guy did..
Scandals[edit]

Cameo depicting Caligula and a personification of Rome
Philo of Alexandria and Seneca the Younger describe Caligula as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed, angry, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[98] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[99] killing for mere amusement,[100] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[101] and wanting a statue of himself erected in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[95] Once, at some games at which he was presiding, he ordered his guards to throw an entire section of the crowd into the arena during intermission to be eaten by animals because there were no criminals to be prosecuted and he was bored.[102][clarification needed]
While repeating the earlier stories, the later sources of Suetonius and Cassius Dio provide additional tales of insanity. They accuse Caligula of incest with his sisters, Agrippina the Younger, Drusilla, and Livilla, and say he prostituted them to other men.[103] They state he sent troops on illogical military exercises,[69][104] turned the palace into a brothel,[46] and, most famously, planned or promised to make his horse, Incitatus, a consul,[105] and actually appointed him a priest.[79]
The validity of these accounts is debatable. In Roman political culture, insanity and sexual perversity were often presented hand-in-hand with poor government.[106]
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>>721752756
first part of the plan was good then you fucked up why greenland its cold there and dont need to nuke no land
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I would build giant tower in capital of my country, with many layers. To pass each you must pass a test, beat a game, the higher the layer, the harder the game. On top of that tower i would build myself my gaming room in which i would live formthenrest of my life and if somebody passes all the tests if its a boi i would drop him from the tower(before entering everyone must sign that im not responsible what happen to them), if its a girl i would fuck her to make a dynasty of pro gamers. I would call it "Tower of Gabel".
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>>721749974
So you want Tesla?
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>>721749146
this
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>>721749115
Go become a certified skydiver traveling all over the world to sKY in the most beautiful places. Build my own racetrack and take my fleet of cars on it when ever I like.

>Inb4 you are going to die.
I would rather die having fun than live a boring life.
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Own and operate the world's largest arcade.

I'd want it to be absolutely absurd, something the size of two or three airplane hangars lined wall to wall with cabinets both modern and retro, pinball machines, the works. Get an insane speaker system mounted up on the ceiling and have live music going at all times, leave a few hours for open mic to have people come up and jam. Smoking is allowed inside, fuck the indoor clean air act I'll pay whatever the government wants to fine me. I'd charge whatever I needed to in order to break even, and I'd set up a living space somewhere inside.
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>>721754741
this guy?
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>>721755033
Also, I'd include free all-you-can-drink booze in the price of admission.
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>>721755033
>Smoking is allowed inside, fuck the indoor clean air act I'll pay whatever the government wants to fine me.
>yes, pablo escobar, the only thing holding back bars from allowing smoking inside is a fine. just pay a subscription like netflix, and you can smoke in bars and restaurants. you utter twonk.
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>>721755186
>implying I couldn't just bribe the feds

We're talking hypothetical here nigga enough money can buy you out of anything
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I would hire mercenaries to kidnap Cara Delevingne and I would keep her as a slave.
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Pay off existing bad debt and invest in properties in appreciating parts of town...maybe join other investors in building condos. I'm already a real estate agent. I see people getting disgustingly wealthy from this.

Once my thirst for wealth was quenched I'd go traveling and generally live the good life.
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>>721754362
niggers cant die you still dont see that
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Learn to tri-force
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human head transplants....!
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>>721755359
prepare to die thirsty nigger, the whole point of this exercise is that you start off quenched. the fact that you feel the need to get richer even though you start from whatever you deem to be rich means you will always hunger for an extra dollar
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Create an Internet engine that instantly blocks out images on the site I own. Buy 4chan. No more fuckin bananas.
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>>721750037
underrated post
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>>721749488
PC load letter?? What does that even mean?!
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>>721753812
This.

See, the world now.
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>>721749115
Find ways so my money can make me money passively. Start businesses, invest in low yield safe stocks and bonds, high interest savings accounts, flip houses, etc.

Just do things so that I have money building up I can't touch, and money building up that's ready disposable. I hate working so this is a perfect way for me to lay down in the dark and live off interest my money makes

Then when i'm all safe and set up financially i'll do something crazy i'm passionate about like invest in robotics, or make movies or open a publishing house
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>pay off all my parents bills
>buy my sister a house
>buy her boyfriend a cuckshed
>cuck him over and over in the house I bought
>put the shed up for sale
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>>721749488

That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
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>>721753341
That sounds fun
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>>721754836
>Tower of Gabel

10/10
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>>721749115
would get a collection of nazi uniforms, for sexual purposes.
Lame anyway. I can't come up with anything else right now.
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>>721755564

My dad was a CPA. If you don't invest it the government literally soaks up your wealth. You need streams of income.
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advance the human race through eugenics while fulling my own personal Darwinian imperative. Perhaps 4% total global population with my dna... also figure out immortality obviously
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>>721750498
watch out for your cornhole bud
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>>721749488
I'd do absolutely nothing.
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>>721749662
I wish I never searched that, now I'm a fucking believer
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>>721753565
MY BALLS ARE FILLED WITH HOT CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
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Honestly, I'd love to go to some small town or like remote village, and build a tavern. Build it with a apartment of my sorts on the second floor to house one of my main bartenders under my employ.
But id love to under the scenes have at least two levels, max four, of underground levels, bunker stock full with base amenities. A gardern room to grow fruits and veggies. A small fishery to produce fish. Etc. along that line of thinking.
Keep the bar stocked, hire some people keep the business going. Then go spend the rest of the money on this and that mostly scientific research of sorts; cybernetics, longevity, VR (SAO style), AI.
Then go be a bartender at my own tavern when I'm not out in the world.
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Send anonymous bowls of eggs every day to every women's shelter in the state.
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make mandatory school illegal after 3rd grade. going to school is optional. also i'd make bad ass eductional video games that kids enjoy playing. For the kids that don't want to play video games they tell the teachers what they want to learn about and the class decides via votes every week. It would be a micro democracy of fun and awesomeness
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>>721751802
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>>721750937
You can with his virus.
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>>721756733
At least try to sound 18+
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>>721756733
> make mandatory school illegal after 3rd grade. going to school is optional.
That's not something you can just buy with money.
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>>721749115
I'd pay attractive women to dress as maids and sword fight to the death.
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>>721749662
>Auguste Piccard
Sounds like... shit, Jean-Luc Picard is actually named after him.
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>>721756890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/betsy-devos-senate-contributions_us_589a12d1e4b040613139a5a4
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buy donald trump
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>>721756890
hire political scientists and educational professionals to debate you on the issue until you become persuaded to my line of thinking
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I would open businesses and shops on reservations to give natives something to do
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>>721757194
There's a difference between confirming a marginally qualified appointee with unpopular views, and getting rid of 12 plus years of state-funded daycare. The wimps in congress would be terrified of triggering the soccer mom apocalypse.
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>>721749332
Learn from this man.
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>>721749615
what kinda slave?
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i'd pay people to be my furniture
its somekind of fetish of mine i get really aroused when i can sit on people. no talking they should just act like a chair or something
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>>721757387
man i hate native Americans
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I would set up a $500 million prize fight between trump and the governator
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>>721757593
skin on skin contact or just supporting cushions?
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>>721757700
not naked. just with normal shit on and sit on them
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>>721749115
Make moderate purchases at a time, never tell friends or family of wealth, live happy life without harassment for money from others
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>>721749115
i would buy people and use them as human urinals. what else??
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>>721757754
Are you gonna sit on their ass or stomach? Otherwise its gonna be a bony, uncomfortable seat. Youd need fat people pretty much.
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>>721749115
secure my richness - a kind of you get 3 wishes and you wish for more wishes kind of deal
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Hire geeks to design a pair of augmented reality glasses that work like the sunglasses in They Live.

In other words, when someone puts on the glasses everyone who dresses well looks like an alien, and random fake pseudo-subliminal messages appear on all billboards or signs.

Then randomly scatter the glasses in lower income areas, get out the popcorn, and wait for deluded fucks to start murdering people because they believe the world is being invaded.
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>>721757852
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>>721757766
This, if i get enough money to live a moderate life without working, it's enough.

Mansions, race cars and expensive hookers seem like a waste.
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travel around the world, find old but cool buildings in cool spots. buy them and make them into alternative shared-flats, hostels, bars, hang out places, apartments but all while still being special and different.

let cool people live/stay there for little money, just covering the costs + little extra. still have rooms everywhere in the world.

travel around the world hanging out in all my cool apartments/hostels/bars.
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>>721757935
they kill eachother for the glasses and end up selling them online
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>>721749115
OP, I'd build an underground bunker somewhere in the mountains of a winter wilderness that was sustainable for five years. I'd live there alone with every movie/game/porno I could. I would cut myself off from civilization and see what the world was like when I emerged.
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>>721749115
no work/school. would browse 4chan and 9gag all day. masturbate to hentai, furries and mlp. eat dominos, papa johns, pizza hut, bk etc. etc. maybe call a hooker....but i am too shy for that. i dont know. how does life work? i am at home 99% of the day
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>>721752135
This looks cool and everything, but it just seems so impractical
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>>721749965
> put up fights to the death between some random people with a nice price money
ABSOLUTELY ROMAN IMPERIAL
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>>721757968
ok ur gonna sit on the spine
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>>721758037
Including remote viewing software, hire centers full of people who monitor them 24/4, and remotely trigger the self-destruct if the sheeple they try to get them analyzed or anything like that.
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>>721757472
Betsy Devos wants to make America "gods kingdom" or something like that through education. If you can promise to break the consitution and still get power because of money you can really do anything. I really do think geting school to be optional isnt that too far fetched if you framed it right. Hell, it might even happen.
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>>721758202
youre gonna die
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>>721755361
And you still don't see that the white race will come to its senses and use you fuckers the way you're supposed to be used
#cotton
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>>721758037
Fighting over the glasses? Perfect!

That's the only reason to watch They Live.
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buy an island
make it self-sustaining
have harem of girls, recycle every 30 days
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>>721749115
Depends how much rich but I could buy a lot of organized, efficient and professionals people, ex military maybe.
Then I would plan with them a world wide simultaneous operation to burn every crops and everything giving food at the same time over the world (24 hours operation at worst).
If it's well done it doesn't matter how much is left, everywhere more than 80% of the people will die from hunger.

Currently (corrupted) governments over the world are not threatened by people because we are too lazy but when a real life threat will be there I assure you some people will get what they deserve.
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start a rabbit farm, sell the meat just to get rid of it. once every 3 days have my floors totally replaced with new rabbit furs. So I am always walking on fresh rabbit fur. Get the people really good at it so they can do it in under an hour while I go to the movies o something
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I would invest in the Islamic State, to become a member of the oligarchy when it will control all the middle east, and be able to have a Fucking harem.
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>>721751170
>Pay women to lose weight.
You're dumb. And an ass. You're a .. dumbass.
There's a whole industry and sub-culture making money with female weight-loss.
Paying them as a rich person is like loosing money by paying them, plus loosing money by not making them pay.

Economy 101:
Make fat people addicted to sugar and fat.
Make fit people addicted to youth.
Gain endlessly.
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>>721750037

Brilliant
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>>721758393
Why taking rabbits when you can have ermine ?
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poach a large portion of the people at NASA to help me figure out ho to spend my money for comedic purposes ... no science stuff just comedy
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>>721751785
haven't you ever played civ 5 or anything, there were kingdoms, empires, caliphates etc. I read somehwere there was one north african king who gave away so much gold during his pilgrimage to Mecca that he crashed the local economy, there were rich and sophisticated empires
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>>721750037
Interesting, also try to have all of them with the same hair color but different from the other camp. Bad demons, bad.
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>>721757855
>that pic
>Fake and gay
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I would play absurd practical jokes on people who deserve it.

Example #1: Sneak into target's room at night and inject him with a sedative. Carry him out to a large sound stage full of cables and pipes and wires. Attach electrodes and wires all over his body. Place him in a bathtub full of pink jelly. Let him wake up for ten seconds and try to figure out what the fuck is going on. Then knock him out again with more sedative. Take him back to his room again and wake up the next day like nothing has happened.

For the rest of his life, he will go around telling people that we live in the Matrix.
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>>721754160
Underrated
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>>721749115
fix the world.
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I woulld terraform my own island. There i would be covered in the dankest of weed. I would them hire hot female growers who would have to live there and if they ever wanted to leave theh would have to give up their life ofluxury and never come back. To get these growers i would open a convention advertising it. My land will be operating under its on sovereignty.
I would have a private helicopter that i would fly to and from lands in search of more women that i would keep in my dungeon where i would rape only their assholes. I would pick random women to pull out their teeth so i could skull fuck them.

When i get bored of this then i would hire a team to build and underwater society. All my hildren born over the years would be trained and educated to be master scientists. They would create the ultimate drug that staves of death and illness. We would live as the immortals and when my children get restless ill give them more tasks until they achieve the impossible. Once we take off on a scientific level i will begin colonizing other worlds. Then i would destroy earth and take all the most gorgeous women there and bring my children to handle other world terraforming.
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>>721759179
I will help you
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>>721756861
Maybe the virus never really sterilizes the victim, instead it's some sort of "pay to remove ads" shit but just enables the "dude now you can get a copy of you" thing.
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>>721749146
This but instead I would ban faggot bboards and faggot threads basicaly the whole website
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>>721749115
Have a swimming pool filled with Gatorade. Have all of my organs replaced with younger ones every ten years. And off the top of my head, obligatory I would never touch my butthole again. Some one else will be wiping my ass
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>>721749115
You know that box from Spongebob that they use to sit in and fantasize? Yea, that but than real life. Like technology that you can speak to, see, use with your mind or some shit like that. It's gonna cost ya R&D
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>>721749115
I would buy an island. Suceed it. Make it my own cuntry. Ill be the only man (king) there. All women are my wives. Then dig a giant hole until i can mine someone elses oil
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>>721760725
Just get a bidet, faggot.
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>>721749115
pay my bills
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>>721749115
I'd buy an old warehouse and turn it into an underground club. Then i'd hire Armin Van Buuren to play "Touch Me", Tiësto and The Bloody Beetroots. And get the warehouse ready for an awesome rave.

I would then proceed to hand out tickets to hot chicks and male friends so that i'd get a 3/1 f/m ratio.

Everything at the club is free, the xtc, the cocaine, the beer, the cocktails etc.

It would be awesome.
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>>721750256
Clearly the correct use of money would be to take statues from filthy Africans and horde them in a museum for the cultured to appreciate
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>>721749115
Glass the middle east, fuck isis, fuck everyone Waring with everyone over there, fuck the religion of peace just get it over and done with
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>>721762066
At what point does your converted warehouse catch fire and kill half your friends?
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>>721755601
>Not buying kill teams to track and kill banana and pickle posters
You even trying
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>>721762999
It doesn't, safety regulations are thoroughly followed!
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>>721762066
I would start with this, then halfway through the night, I'd shoot fake blood from all the sprinklers and have hire actors act out vampire attacks to hopefully scar some people for life.
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>>721763186
Jesus Christ I love you dude
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I'd immediately go to Japan and find some harem and get blown, rimmed, ball sucked and my nipples played with simultaneously by a 5 girl rotation until I'm shooting blanks.

After that, I dunno. Haven't thought much further.
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>>721749115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc
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>>721749115
Get a truck full of food and drive it around africa and do not give a single pice of that food to anyone.
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>>721755354

To clean the house? Is she good at that at least?
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>>721752123
this guy gets it. everyone else here is destined to be unhappy.
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>>721749763
You my boy have earnd respect
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>>721752477
Wath happens wen you fart in that wather?
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