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>pounding gf doggy style
>can smell her sweaty butthole
>even if she showers right before we fuck
>after 10 mins of pounding sweaty butthole smell is back

wat do

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have her douche our her ass a few times
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>>721747485
lick it?
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Dude half of thats probably you. Sex just smells like sweaty butthole. Somethin to do with pheremones
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>>721747485
fuck her in the ass and make her suck it when you're about to cum
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>>721747485
I once had a girl like that. Is she overweight?
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thats doggystyle for you
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>>721747485
Lick out that shitter before and after fucking
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Stuff a butt plug in her stank hole.
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>>721747485
it's the best smell in the world
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Does she wash her ass when she showers?

Make sure she's scrubbing that hole!
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>>721747485
You post this shit like once a month. If it's not resolved by now, kill your current gf and find a new one that knows how to keep her ass clean.
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>>721747738
This, it makes me harder. Then i usually want to fuck her in the ass.
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>>721747738
Kissless virgin detected.
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>>721747485
Nigguh you gay
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>>721747485
probably light seepage or something my ex got something similar when she was eating these sugar free candies
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>>721747485
Plug the hole.

wit yer weenus
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>>721747738
Same here. I hate that I love it
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>>721747845
wait wut

you dated a girl who eats candles
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>>721747485
Step 1: Man up

Step 2: Don't ask btards for help with like ...anything
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>>721747485
Gather actual shit and rub it in and all over your nostrils. Eventually you'll become desensitized and the smell of your gf's nasty ass won't bother you anymore.
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>>721747985
yup that's exactly what i said.
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>>721747485
Just enjoy it. Grills actually produce pheremones from their butts when they are turned on. Most men like the smell, OP -- if you don't, you're probably gay or something.
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>>721747485
Stop having sex.
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>>721747845
>>721747547

It doesn't help. Even if she has an enema and cleans herself out completely so I can lick her ass, the smells still comes back after we start fucking.

She has this scented lotion and I once used it as a lube to finger her ass. I thought the smell of lotion would mask the smell of sweaty ass. Then my room just smelled like sweaty ass and lotion combined. It was even worse.

>>721747622

No.

>>721747690

It's fine when I'm licking it, it only starts smelling like sweaty ass when we actually start fucking. It's like when we get into it, I start pounding her or she's riding me hard. It doesn't always smell.
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>>721748129
>Grills actually produce pheremones from their butts

You're just stupid..
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>>721747718
second this
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>>721747485
you mean poop?
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>>721748129
>Grills actually produce pheremones from their butts

So if you don't like the smell of a girl's pooper then you're gay?
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>>721748176
half the reason people used to burn incense and candles to "set the mood" was to combat the sex smell. Maybe try some of those.
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>>721747485
Vaporub under the nose or breathe through your mouth
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>>721747485

HEY ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAY BRO I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND WE ALL DO BUT YOU GOTTA REMEMBER YOUR GF NEEDS HER PUSSY POUNDED DOGGY STYLE, SHE WAKES UP EVERY DAY READY FOR YOUR COCK TO GET UP IN THERE AND DO ITS JOB, AND I KNOW THAT SWEATY ASSHOLE SMELL CAN GET YA BUT BUDDY YOU WERE BORN WITH 250 TONS OF ASSKICKING BUILT RIGHT IN. SO NEXT TIME SHE WANTS TO BE FUCKED HARD FROM BEHIND, SUMMON UP YOUR ASSKICKING SKILLS, GET THAT DICK HARD, AND GET ON IN THERE AND FUCK THAT PUSSY. YOU CAN DO IT ANON, WE BELIEVE IN YOU, NOW GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS!
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>>721747485
Its her diet
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If sweat is the problem, just use some anti perspiration deodorant.
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>>721748222

No, it's not poop.

If you take a shower right before bed and clean your butt, then when you wake up you scratch your pooper and sniff the finger - it's that smell but stronger. It just smells like ass, it doesn't smell like shit.

Just a bit muskier I guess, because of the sweat.
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>>721747485
She needs to clean her asshole better bruh
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>>721747485
You need to understand that you're having sex with another person. Smells will happen. Appreciate the fact that you're pounding anyone or stick to missionary/cowgirl fucking.
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small splash of tobasco sauce will fix it
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Tounge Punch her fart box until it surrenders then bury your cock in it and plant your seed deep inside to claim your new territory.
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>>721747485
get her to fuck you doggy-style and make your own butt stank so she can smell it. get her to know what it feels like, fight fire with fire its the only way
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>>721748304

I have Old Spice antiperspirant stick. But how do I apply it to her pooper without her noticing what I'm doing?

>>721748375

Missionary makes her pussy fart and she gets embarrassed so she doesn't like it. Cowgirl is fine but she gets tired after a while. Doggy is by far her favorite position.
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>>721747585
This
OP is a teenager
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>>721748423
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>>721748494
this is how long term relationships end. When everything become some sort of head games and hidden revenge.
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>>721748321
try some baby wipes before you start it will make it clean and leave a smell to cover up w.e scent that remains.
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>>721748494
11/10 i cried
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have her wash better.

also feed her better food.
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>>721747485
Maybe its because you watch too much porn where there is no scent at all so you think that is what sex is like. Porn is ruining real sex for a whole generation
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>>721748530
Would probably irritate the butthole
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>>721748628
thank you, thank you my pleasure
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>>721748660

I already have to deal with her really dark butthole because she doesn't bleach it. I don't wanna deal with sweaty asshole smell too.
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>>721747485
I can help answer your question, OP, third year med student here with an active interest in pounding girls from behind. Here is an easy way to tell the difference: Chip has a small black nose (somewhat resembling achocolate chip, as befitting his name) and two centered protruding teeth. Dale has a larger, dark red nose and it is hiscanine teeth that are exposed. Dale has a very strong sense of humor while Chip is more of the safe, focused one. Chip is also depicted as having smooth, short hair atop his head while Dale's is ruffled. Chip also diligently washes his asshole properly on a daily basis, while Dale is content to go days or weeks without removing fecal matter, acorns or even the odd sharpie from his pooper.
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>>721748206
>>721748231

Homosexuals detected
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>>721748723
if thats her its because shes latina dude. also that ass is tore UP
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>>721747485
Do it in a different position.
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>>721747485
Pour some Kitty Fresh brand catbox litter (with baking soda and oder crystals, it's like $8.00 for 20lbs) on her ass before you fuck her. Make sure she pays you back for her "feminine hygiene" products you need to buy just to fuck her.
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>>721748280

dad
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>>721748723

Dude, that shit's natural (pun intended).

If you can't handle nature, stick to fapping to porn or whatever.
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>>721748723
well played and top kek
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>>721748723
>I already have to deal with her really dark butthole because she doesn't bleach it

You're an actual faggot. Only gay men give a fuck about asshole colour
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>>721748530
Also, introduce her to her new favorite position. The GF position or some would call "prone n bone." Have her lie on her stomach legs together n just go to town. Makes her tighter when her legs are together and there shouldn't be any queef issues.
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>>721748321
Hey op I had an ex with the same exact problem. There's no way around it some girls junk are just smellier than others. It's how pussy and ass works. This also applies to men.
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>>721748945
>Only gay men give a fuck about asshole colour
>about asshole colour
>colour
>u
Australian shitposter detected
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Embrace it man, I've learned to love it.
Sex smells gross, but it's a good gross
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>>721749060
>This also applies to men.
just shave your ass
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>>721749071
or literally every one outside of america
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OP is probably gay. Time to realize it.
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>>721749071
Nope English. Hope you enjoyed your free spelling lesson
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>>721748176
Sorry bro your gf is a chubber. I used to side fuck this fat chick to so your in good company. This girl smelled fine before sex but during it was bad. I had to rub Vicks vapor rub under my nose to keep a hard on.
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>>721748321
Anon try baby powder. The reason it smells like sweaty asshole it's because it is a sweaty asshole. Your grill sweats too much from her ass area hence the smell. Baby powder or anything that keeps that ass dry. Is she self conscious about the smell or something? Does she know what she smells like? Or this is just you talking behind her back trying to solve the problem.
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>>721748176
>Then my room just smelled like sweaty ass and lotion combined

So does every gay mans room.
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>>721749133
I was talking about dick stink mostly
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>>721749137
Not for much longer. MAGA
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>>721747485
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>>721747485
Full her ass with baby powder, then sow her anus together and spray with anti-perspirant to finish off
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>>721748176
If it's fine when you're licking it, part of the problem is probably you. Your crotch stink mixes with her butthole musk. Your dick mixes with her pussy juices. When you're fucking doggy style, you're above it all so the smell wafts up to your nose unlike in any other position.

Solution: Deal with it. At least you're getting pussy. It's not supposed to smell like Chanel No. 5.
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>>721747485
This picture is 100% swear on my life CP. she is like 8 or 9.
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>>721749137
and further solidifies the accusation by shitposting.
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>>721748176
>>721747485
OP, sounds like a diet issue more than anything else. Maybe feed her better? fuck
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>>721749433
You speak with a great depth of knowledge?
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Have her bath with some apple cider vinegar, it helps almost instantly ,trust me
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>>721749362
tfw you're an instructors aid for a college and half your job is deciphering shit like this.
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>>721749587
yes you wont have to worry about sex smell after this

>>you wont have to worry about sex
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>>721749512
Fuck off, chris hansen. All I am saying is, there are other pictures of that set that exist, and it is a child. MODS
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>>721747485
Any pics of your girls smelly asshole?
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>>721749658
Uh huh. So you're familiar with the whole set?

Why don't you have a seat over there?
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>>721748494
Winner!
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>>721747485
Tell her to clean the area better and stop being such a nasty pig
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>>721749658
Ok mr. Pedophile.
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>>721749755
there is pubic hair...
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>>721749658
there's no way you can have hemorrhoids when you're a child
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>>721747485
i think your mind keys in to the smell of ass.
you're a closet homosexual.
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>>721749433
Would have bought it if you'd have gone with 15-16.
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>>721749822
not agreeing with the other guy but that's neither here nor there. Girls start getting pubes before they even start developing tits. So it's not really a sure sign one way or the other.
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Can anyone to try and help for to identify this Raptor?
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>>721747485
Means her asshole has been ventured before try anal
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>>721749976
that's a hawk
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>>721749924
1) yes but this chick has a dark asshole- that means puberty is well along
2) this is in 1000 places on the regular internet, if the pros had determined this was CP it would be down. They have auto programs for that, you know
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>>721749832
I did. In grade school I discovered if I pushed as hard as I could my pooping time was super quick. I thought I had uncovered a patentable secret. Got hemroids.

To over come this I would crab walk to the full length bathroom mirror bend over and watch myself clean my ass. This worked until my dad walked in. He saw me bent over with toilet paper in my hand, dirty ass, standing near the door - no where near the toilet.
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http://re2l.in/1ih
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>>721747485

Fuck butthole first.
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>>721749433
Man that's a hairy eight year old.
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>>721749924
Great now another pedophile joined the discussion.
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>>721750081
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>>721750065
How does car software determine child porn.
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>>721750249
show one other pic from the set that shows the face, and I'll believe you
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post more pics of ur gf OP
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>>721749976
that's a snake
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>>721750280
You almost got me Mr. FBI.
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Don't just look at it and smell it, eat it
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>>721747485
Stop dating fat cows
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>>721750388
I have a family to feed, post the pic
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10 dollars says ops gf is fat. 20 dollars says op won't admit it.
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>>721750200
I'm a physical anthropologist but thanks for thinking the worst.
>>721749976
looks like a young adult red tailed hawk. Their plumage changes a little as they mature which makes them a little confusing to identify.
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>>721749426
Just read this, OP
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>>721749587
That will fix it.
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>>721747576
This
Lick that butthole clean.
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>>721750493

She's not but I wish she was. Fat girls at least have fat tits.

My girl is skinny. No tits, no ass, just a sweaty, brown asshole.
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>>721750590
what a cute b-hole bet it shits jelly beans.
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>>721750590
If you're unhappy, just dump her and let her find a real man.
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>>721750230
I love this dog. He has an old southern cowboy drawl.
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>>721750741
OK, fagbot
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Do traps have a better smelling buttholes?
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>>721750081
wait what, I am known as the speed pooper in my community for having sub 1 minute poops, am I endangering myself with hemorroides? I'm 31 now tho, don't really have butthole issues
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>>721750941
Nope. It smells like shit and fake female hormones
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>>721747485
Probably not her butt (unless if you were buttfucking her). Likely the smell of her cooch, a dirty cooch can smell a lot like ass, but frankly, a lot worse.

Two things. How fat is she? Fat girls have stronger smelling cooches and if they're like 250+ sometimes it can smell like an Asian fishmarket on a hot summer day.

And does she wash regularly? Also a problem with big girls, they tend to be as lax at personal hygiene as they are at maintaining their figure.

Anyhow, my guess is you just got a girl with a strong smelling cooch. I've had them too. Shit, I had to fake a charlie horse one time to get out of a nasty hookup because the smell was about to make me sick....
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If this girl was your ideal mate, a perfect 10, her stinky butthole would be the biggest turn-on. The smell of stinky butthole would turn you on from this day forward. I was with a girl years ago who had a fishy pussy. Since she was the hottest girl I was ever with, I always equate that nasty fish smell with hot girls. She is not the one for you.
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>>721750495
too bad all that education doesn't prevent you from replying to bots
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>>721750590
That might be a problem too. If she eats too little, her body odors might get too strong. I had similar problems when my BMI was around 19. At 20-21 they disappeared.

Get her to eat a healthier and more substantial diet. Also she should practise good butt hygiene (washing b-hole thoroughly after pooping) every day, not just before sex.
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>>721751149
This is true. Don't just wash the butt hole before sex. The smell absorbs into the skin and there will be no return without a long soaking wash.
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>>721748231
wow
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Laughing so hard at this thread. You lick and finger her ass but you mind a sweaty ass smell? And then trying to sneak a deodorant stick on her ass. haha props
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>>721747485
pund her harder
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Clothespin on the nose
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>>721751108
I'm not a bot, I need to know the I'D of raptor.
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>>721750704
silly string
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>>721751861

toronto raptors?

#fonny
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>>721748176
>Then my room just smelled like sweaty ass and lotion combined
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>>721751546
>You lick and finger her ass but you mind a sweaty ass smell?

Yeah, that's the thing. Her ass doesn't smell all the time.

Like if she's just lying there and I'm eating her ass, it's fine. It's when she starts doing something physical and starts sweating. It's like her butthole sweat just smells different to normal sweat.

Sometimes I catch a whiff of it when we return from the gym and go shower together. Right when she takes her yoga pants off and before she goes in the shower.
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>>721748176
>non smelly ass
>smells like shit when we fuck
you do realize it's her pussy smelling?
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>>721752333

It's not her pussy. I've tracked the smell to its source. It's definitely her butthole.

>>721752121

Yeah and every month there's a few days when here pussy gets really creamy when we fuck. It's a part of her cycle or whatever.

That's when my room smells like wet vag but I don't mind that except when I'm trying to fall asleep and my dick just won't go down.
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>>721748723
Are you fucking serious dude? There is no way you are serious right now.what's wrong with a dark butthole. If your standards are THAT high you need to rethink your priorities and realize that your tiny Dick isn't pleasing enough. Get that acne covered ugly ass face some mother fucking face washe and man up. God you really don't know what real life is to the point of thinking anal bleach is normal for people? I mean fucking really. How often do you bleach that nasty Dick of yours? Probably never same way you never work out or go for a run you fat tard. Also pic related. It's OP.
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>>721747485
Spray her asshole with antipersperant mid fuck. Spray for a good 5 - 6 seconds
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>>721753020

Salty bitch with brown asshole detected.
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>>721748280
Lol. I like this guy.
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>>721748231
No, but you're a bad biological match for her. If you enjoy her scents, like her armpits and whatnot, then you're a good biological match
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>>721753020

ay baby, lets see your brown asshole
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>>721747485
Dude fuck of you fucking porn addicted mother fucker. This is real sex deal with it
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So you don't like her asshole, don't like her tits and don't liker her sex smell. Sex is part of the relationship. No one could blame you (despite what I think of it), because any reason is reasonable for getting out of a relationship.

I sincerely think you should break up. You are not biologically built to be together.
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How does one tell whether an arse is just dark skin or a shit stain. Is it the same thing.
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not so much caring about the his gf smell problems lol as it is just a ok butthole pic thread lols
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If you can't stand the smell of her you gotta get rid of her. I love the smell of my wife's asshole.... shove my nose right in there when we 69
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>>721747485
every time she takes a dump have her use a bidet.
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So you not only want to remove the ass-smell from her ass, but you want to be sneaky about it as well?

Pretend you have an anal deodorant fetish. I can assure you you wont have to worry about the smell of her ass while having sex any more!
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How does that smell not make you harder? I'll never understand some people.
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>>721747485
wet wipes you stupid fuck
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you are gay. come out of the closet man
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>>721748660
My gf and I use porn to enhance our sex. Sometimes we will just watch porn and masturbate together. It makes a more advanced style of sex availiable for couples.
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>>721747485
no idea what's wrong with your wifey but when parts of her smell bad even after she showers then either there's something very wrong with her or you are just a sissy.
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>>721748176
sounds like it's your dirty ass that is actually smelling
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>>721748206
This is true though, girls produce different pheromones from near the clit, the actual vagina, and the butthole. All three are different scents. The butt one is my favorite tbh
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>>721758841
show me a scientific paper that supports your claim
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