Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Not everyone can be attracted to masculine dudes. I'm just attracted to cuties. Still prefer girls though.
Thank you for making this thread.
Sick, you don't even know if those other women are having sex with nasty men.
Stop masturbating and it'll happen!
Better! But reign it in just a hair more!
Not yet, no.
>Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another exciting Waifu Claiming Thread! I'm the Maven with the Mic, the one and only, Koto!
Well, uneventful can be nice sometimes. I wish that was true in my life.
Most the stuff i find either fan art or from the actual anime. Very few of the pics are form something else.
You're implying this wasn't already accepted as fact.
Ehh it sounds like dreaming and I dont do that too much so I think Ill keep doing what I feel is normal
Ehh I should probably do something. I havent really gone anywhere with people in about 2 weeks
what would you do?
SACHI WAS RIGHT
WAIFU IS DYING!
I dont think you understand exactly what we're doing. Its like we are dating the girls. They dont see anyone else but us.
Hardly lewd just description
Not even worth mentioning it because I think I'm probably alone in wanting to claim him (;-;), but I claim Dr. Iwamine Shuu.
I've been here all along you've just chosen not to see me up until now
I would hug you and keep you warm...
You absolutely should go do something, then!
name it 'help me name my new plant'
Im bad at names
Yeah maybe. Ill see more towards the weekend
Yeah aside from Game of Thrones I hadn't watched any in years. I just started watching wheel of fortune regularly with my room mate's grandma. I watched probably 5-10 minutes of whatever came on after and it was so dumb and boring I couldn't take a moment longer. They are really trying to sell the whole "diversity" thing I've noticed. A lot more than I previously remember.
Is there something you like doing?
Help us name your cat next
I want to go camping but thats not going to happen anytime soon if at all before summer
didn't she die?
do you live next to a lot of churches?
are you from utah? they that kind of thing there
finally a husbando claimer
Sachi was right about everything.
and then knife me in the back
im onto yew
Oddish, Gloom, or Vileplume
Yeah its a small town so they are all within short short walking distance
Camping is pretty great. I was gonna do a lot of it this summer but now I have other plans
Anything else you like doing?
Im originally from mississippi moved to cali
But that is lewd
Name it mavis
i know she died!
ah that's why you don't have wet dreams.
Only the picture ;)
Games reading and yeah.
Ehh. Fapping is probably better anyways
Yes, I'm actually surprised at how unusual this seems to be.
Surely there are enough fem and gay anons to fill these holes.
What are you suggesting...
Or name it Juvia
I didnt suggest anything so yeah
Not really things that you can go out and do with someone..
That you come to bed with me and i show you how hand holding isnt lewd
Hows the sick?
hey it's the real konata
Yeah thats true. Not much to do in this town anyways
So what do you normally do when you head out?
No one ever notices the poorfag :(
O-oh... You weren't using a name earlier...
W-w-what sort of n-nerd hangs out in these threads all d-day anyway?
Go to a friends and play something.
Try talking to people i guess
Glad you're mostly feeling better.
How are you?
That she is.
I lead a boring life.
Im good. How are things over there?
N-no, I'd rather n-not
T-that's far too lewd
But they are down...
-is glad to hear it :3 -
Think nothing of it, you seem to be in a chipper mood as well?
Kidding! I'd probably hang out all day if it wasn't so hectic and I didn't have school...
Oh, that's hardly fair, you seem pretty alive
and no phone is the worst waifu
Well, that can be fun too.
Things are pretty good. Just finishing up cleaning my room, and wondering if I should throw some of this old stuff away.
Well what do you like to do?
Yeah its rather nice here
If you havent used it in years, try to sell it.
Not a bad idea, I think Ill do that.
You mean Nymph, right? She's much better.
Pretty good! Finished that video/edit, playing some Ori. He really is a dingus... I'm sure he's nice when he's in a good mood, but he's just so grouchy...
How are you?
It certainly is
I don't understand how you keep up with the day threads though, it's so cozy when it's so cozy at night...
Oh, hiya Louise
Nymph a shit
But i love you
-is too amped up to sleep as well-
Why don'tcha want to sleep?
Oh, I'm not :P I was just doing a stupid joke edit because I saw a movie and thought it'd be a good idea
Maybe I will at some point...
>being ignored by Sonata
Hello! How are you?
Maybe where you live. Everyone here has been down for a while.
Do people still have them up by you?
There's...other ways to show love
>non lewd ways
I sleep through them normally
Good! Hyped up because coffeee. Playing Ori and doing thread
Nah, just you of the two...
Sure, but it's really stupid :P Also the end is edited poorly because I thought Youtube had better in-line editing...
It's more a first foray into editing, never really done it before, or any sort of video stuff
But why ever not? Unless you just want to be awake for more time, which I totally understand
Oh, fair enough. What are your sleeping hours, anyway? You're on when I leave, and on when I get on...
You don't have to talk to me if you don't want
I normally go to sleep around 5 or 6 my time
>tfw you match with a trans girl cause you didn't read the bio
I'm doing pretty good! Just playing some TTRPG with a friend and trying to convince myself to go fill up my water bottle.
Date her :o
Shes a total bitch for no reason
You even consider hand holding lewd. Thats just not fair.
Well, I only tend to swipe right on what I consider 7s+, so yeah
Woah, don't jump the fence there, louise.
Oh wow, that's late... I love doing that when I can on the weekends and stuff, just as the sun is coming up... and then you must wake up around noon-2?
I mean, if he wouldn't mind... I feel weird taking someone's contact info without their knowledge...
take your time!
be inclusive or whatever
or don't, but trans people are cool
Ooh, fun. IRL RPG stuff seems so fun, I don't really have anyone to do it with though... Go fill up that water bottle! Hydration is important
Feeling tired, should sleep, but don't want to.
And you? How's things?
Ask if he's either mentally ill, or just faggot who likes to dress in women's clothes.
And your cool with that stuff so go for it?
Around 1 is normal yeah. I like staying up late.
Just playing doom and killing stuff. Kinda just killing time really
What's the problem? She's hot and you matched with her.
It's a lot of fun, yeah! I'm trying to get a /waifu/ squad to play it online, but..
>Juvia's brain in in full on love mode and her words have become nothing but incoherent babble
It's explained, no worries
Cause it is.
But if you really want to i guess you can this time...
I dunno, maybe. Probably not, I dunno. I'd have to really like her. Don't know her of course.
Yeah, staying up late is so nice... no one to bother you, and the night just stretches on forever...
I'd love to try! You'd have to maybe walk me through some of it, but it'd be super fun
Well, talk to her some! Meet up, get some dinner.
Nobody else in the group has played before either. I'm trying to play on Saturdays..If you'd like, you could make a character and join us on Saturday.
Yeah. Other people dont really like the whole nocturnal schedule thing though
Is it good? Only seen the AGDQ speedrun of it and it was hilarious.
So "she" has a feminine benis then?
sure, what time-ish? I may or may not have a conflicting thing, but I can just not go to that
...Also, specifically what game is it?
Yeah, it can look worrisome from the outside, but you're really just 10-12 hours ahead
I bet you're pale as heck at this point though
How are you?
2 PM my time. For reference, it is currently 11:25 my time.
High Fantasy adventure game. Think Lord of the Rings.
Hi Patch. I'm alright, tired as hell though. How about you?
I enjoy it but I imagine it is pointless on lower difficulty with just how the game works
Ive always been pale. Living in Cali hasnt changed that
>tfw just watched The Truth About Elliot Rodger
Well how am I supposed to sleep after that?
Louise. That pic is fucking adorable by the way.
Tomoko. How was your day?
Anyway I'm off to cuddle with juvia and sleep, enjoy you're night everyone
I h-hope you're h-happy
How've you been?
Why are you encouraging this
Cause it's new and it's different, something i'm not used to.
He won't ever get over you, no.
That's what she says on her profile.
Treating her like a normal girl ain't hard, I've done it before, it's everything behind the scenes that is.
Oh, that works just fine! Session would be 3-4 hours?
I don't think you get how clueless I am... Do you have a link to a compatible character sheet?
Sounds perfect though, good theme
Bretty good, winding down with some Ori. Long day/not much sleep?
Fun fun... I'm the opposite, always been stupidly tan (although pretty pale) despite living in the NE and being a redhead...
Give it a go and if you dont like it then stop?
Thats confusing to read. So youre really tan but also pretty pale?
What a waste. I can see about forty different parallels between the guy's life and my own when I was younger. The long walks, the more successful brother.
Not that I can even 100% condemn him for it. With his attitude it was not like he ever would find someone. Towards the end of his journal he simply spiraled into complete insanity after he stopped talking to his friends on WoW.
I think it'd be good for you to meet someone nice!
Yeah, should be.
I dunno, character creation didn't go super smoothly with the group.
as for the character sheet, as soon as I finish something I'm doing on the site, I'll link you to where we're going to be playing/making characters
I'm happy to see you too, it's been a long day.
I've been pretty good, tired as hell today though. How about you?
Doubtful. The terminal cases are on /r9k/.
Most of us are here because while our lives may suck in one way or another, they're not that bad. We've experienced love, even if maybe the fog of time makes it hard to remember what that felt like.
Long day of work? I would hug you a bit
Tan for the NE and being a redhead, but still pretty white. Just about Tomo's color in that picture, maybe a little darker...
So just improperly balanced, or all over the place in general? Too far into the campaign to reroll?
And that sounds good
yeesh, I admire you staying up through both...
Oh ok. Yeah getting some sun is not my favorite thing. I burn easily
I woke up pretty tired, but i'm doing pretty good now.
We haven't even gotten into 'you all meet in a pub' despite spending hours on the site.
nobody is done with their character yet.
Why don't you tell him yourself, and tell him you never left?
Things are never so simple. I might I suppose.
Pls, I've still got like 9 other matches I'm talking to. Maybe, I'll talk to her.
Yeah. I would love that, you don't know how much i wanted to be in your loving embrace today.
Haha some days are easier than others, though today i'm probably gonna go to bed a bit earlier.
That's good. Did you have work/class today?
Yeah, getting sun isn't too great... it's awful in the summer, I turn brown if I don't burn, almost always
being super pale sounds like the dream really
Oh jeez, now *that's* disorganized...
How many people are playing, give or take?
Are you DM'ing?
As are all days, no matter where you are in life :P
Sleeping probably sounds nice in your state
So talk to all of them! Get to know them.
Class today, yeah. And tomorrow.
I am plenty organized, its them who's not.
Three, not counting myself. Although like you said, give or take.
Im sure you wont hurt their feelings all that much. Just how these things go
Awe well Im here for you now so you can just take it easy and relax a bit.
If you look shooters and dont want to play it on easier diffulcties Id say yes. If you only like multiplayer stuff the multiplayer in this one is just kinda ehh. It shines in the single player and everything feels like it works
Yeah burning sucks. Why do you think that?
Too true. It does, but not as nice as just laying in bed and relaxing.
That sounds nice, thank you.
Oh, I implied/meant them, I'm sure your organization skills are impeccable. And that's 4~ counting me? Doesn't sound too bad...
Good, a good DM seems to be the key...
It looks so much fun, but there's so much pressure and work on your end, must be stressful
rewarding, of course, but stressful
I just think it's really attractive, especially with red hair... I mean, I have other issues besides my skin, but I think it could help. It also just downright looks cool
Oh, you mean sleepwaking? Being half asleep certainly does feel more restful than sleeping outright sometimes
She isnt real so I guess youre right
Im sure you just want to lay back and snuggle with me while you fall asleep.
I think a tan doesnt really turn people away. I guess pale can look cute but maybe its just me. I dont think ive heard someone describe a certain tan as cool
Eh, it is what it is.
Although i don't know my work schedule this week so I should probably call and check
Yeah, it should be fun!!
I hope I live up to your expectations, though.
There is SO much pressure. Thankfully, as I've been DMing for four years with these rules and setting as of this coming June, I have some stuff I can reuse if I want for the new group. It's a ton of fun though and it's made me develop tons of OCs and a new setting which I want to write a book about.
Every single one of you should go to bed, now.
Something like that. It's just when you sleep you don't really get to get comfortable and enjoy the coziness of your bed.
it's like you read my mind~.
True true. That would be a smart move.
I know i should,but i can hold out for a bit longer.
You cant make me
Well im sure anyone would want just that.
I'll go soon, not quite just yet, that ok?