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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ill park my car in double parking after 7pm, and ill get a violation
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Feeling so lazy.

>>721711560
In the butt.
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>>721711034
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>>721711195
>
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>>721711717
youre a violator

>>721711920
but theres gonna be lotsa snuggles
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Whores.
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>>721712179
You want to be violated.
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>>721712106
jaja, what a perfect image.
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>>721712225
Hark, the King of Whores
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>>721712296
I thought of you when capping
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>>721712343
Daw, I still have such a crown when I am not even a regular here now.
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>>721712179
Warm snuggles under a pile of blankets?
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>>721712225
Yes.
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>>721712432
>having sex with track team guys
So envious. But I've had sex with guys who had bodies of that caliber, before.
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>>721712498
Whores for the king of whores.
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>>721712440
You'll always be the king of whores to me, bby
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>>721712595
They are so easily snapped though.
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>>721712282
by law or jeff or both.

>>721712445
yes, thousands of blankets
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>>721712615
I hardly even whore around anymore.
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>>721712661
What do you mean by snapped?
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>>721712672
>Jeff
I'll share him if we do a threeway.
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>>721712788
Break them like twigs.
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>>721712812
But would you share yourself?
>>721712833
Oh. I was referring to muscular people.
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>>721712597
Whore implies I do it for money. I'm more of a slut.

>>721712672
No, only the po-po.
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>>721712723
You only need to diddle one kid to be known as the kiddie diddler. Same principle.
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>>721712882
I can't say I've ever done it for money either.
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>>721712878
No, I'll pay someone to take my place so I can stay a virgin. I'm getting close to wizard status.
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>>721712913
But I fuck dogs. Not kids.
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>>721711195
Why BCB?
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>>721712812
well do a 3way, and then 3way snuggle.

>us

>>721712882
no u
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>>721712964
Money makes things less fun. I quit the poker club when people were incredibly annoying about wanting to play for money.
>>721712967
Being virgin is a choice. It's not a good or bad choice, but it is a choice.
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>>721713018
Why not?
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>>721713010
What breeds of dogs?
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>>721713010
Well, doggie diddler then.
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>>721712964
Such a terrible whore, then.

>>721713010
Pics.

>>721713048
Po-po nightstick in your butt.
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>>721713060
I mean, gambling is for the rush of wining against losing.
So losing more or winning more increases that.

>>721713130
There ya go.
How's the discord?
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>>721713099
He fucks Chihuahuas and xoloitzcuintli
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>>721713192
There will never be pics.
As long as it's only my word then I have plausible deniability.

>>721713226
One of those does not sound real.
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>>721713207
If by Discord you mean that ridiculous server, I'm no longer in it. I try and only use it for Yugioh, Dota and that's it.
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>>721713060
>choice
For most, even ask Jeff I'm gross.
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>>721713207
Winning or losing itself is fun, but money makes both those not fun.
also
>discord
Disgusting normalfag-tier chat.
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>>721713321
Thread discords never seem to last long.
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>>721713317
A Xolo is a Mexican Hairless dog. And they're ugly. And you fuck them now.
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>>721713392
The best chat was the one in Pokemon Black.

>>721713433
I suppose I'll have to trust you.

>>721713437
Smug cunt.
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>>721713317
As long as the doggos are topping you, and not the other way around.
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>>721713500
snug smug
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>>721713099
>>721713366
>>721713433
>>721713500
>>721713566
dem gets tho
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>>721713500
The most recent pokemon game I played was Platinum. Tell me about this chat.
>>721713508
Humans can fit inside large female dogs.
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>>721713614
That is actually not a xolo dog... wtf.
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>>721713508
Risking getting my ass bit sounds awful.

>>721713566
Unsnug that smug.

>>721713614
Sick card.

>>721713695
It was just some shitty walkie talkie thing.
You had to be withing link distance so it was effectively useless.
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>>721713787
never you filthy commie snug forever
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>>721713787
Why thank you. Now please refer to the actual doggo post
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>>721713787
>bit
a dog doesn't bite what it fucks
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>>721713787
I see. I miss pictochat.
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>>721713839
You little vomit goblin.

>>721713892
I am too lazy. Summarize it for me.

>>721713942
I don't. Had zero people to use it with.
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>>721714183
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>>721714183
I probably used it twice.
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>>721713695
>>721713787
Gross. Dog-topping-man is the only good one.
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>>721714048
<3 Tell them how gross I am.
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Ahoy.
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>>721714229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cR4ADXBkII

>>721714291
Agreed.
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>>721714346
Hello.
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>>721714183
It's this post. Look. LOOK AT IT
>>721713753
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>>721714593
Effort.
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I want to see Squash bent over, taking the knot. Because I'm bored.
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>>721714048
hi jeff
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>>721715258
I refuse whole heartedly.
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>>721715258
Absolutely disgusting
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with my whole heart
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>>721716058
*Chu*
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>>721715407
>>721715407
>>721715407
>>721715407
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>>721715343
>>721715407
Booooring.
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dog dick nice dick
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>>721717030
Warewolf dick is better
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>>721717786
Your werewolf dick!
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>>721717848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X54fywhNBbQ
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>>721717848
hi dom
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>>721718123
Ok
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>>721718927
I'm sleepy.
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>>721719309
anal is yucky
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>>721721016
You're yucky.
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>>721721016
>>721721016
>>721721016
>>721721016
>>721721016
>>721721016
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>>721721082
and ur adorable
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>>721721456
<3
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>>721721503
i do, yes
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>>721721627
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>>721721724
bums
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>>721718927
>>721720785
mew
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>>721721806
Your bum~
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>>721721888
MEOW.
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>>721722007
bring me marshmallow
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>>721722177
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a fist is smaller than a bad dragon dildo
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>>721722205
No. The cat has claimed my arms hers.
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>>721717983
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>>721722761
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>>721723050
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>>721723117
but im strate
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>>721717983

where are the crops you pledged to me
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>>721720785
Me too

>>721721888
Mow

>>721722205
Me too
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>>721723347
You remembered <3
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>>721723513
who even is gay thats illegal, pence is my president
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>>721723506
Mia took over my arm.
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>>721723647
Mike "Like other men? The dial's going to ten." Pence?
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>>721723950
mike "ill be mocking, gays be shocking" pence
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>>721722599
Depends
Butt yeah, most are
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>imblyng politicians do anything
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>>721724073
Mike "If you catch or pitch, I'm flipping the switch" Pence
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>>721724293
Mike "Cock hold, 100 volt" Pence
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>>721724513
Mike "Ignite the sodomite" Pence
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>>721724594
mike "ive ran out of jokes, something about gays getting jolts" pence
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>>721724833
7.62 for lgbtq
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>>721724833
Mike "Fry away your inner gay" Pence
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>>721724964
>>721724975
michael pence, the gays last dance
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>>721725174
Mike "Dropping fags and loading mags" Pence
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>>721723809
Don't blame her
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>>721725307
mike "strap ons? strap in" pence
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>>721725347
All the talk about Mike "You'll face the judge if you pack fudge" Pence scared her off.
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Mike "Slay the Gay" Pence
Mike "Smear the Queer" Pence
Mike "Unload Mags into Fags" Pence
Mike "AIDS Crusades" Pence
Mike "Dykes on Spikes" Pence
Mike “Electrocution is my final solution” Pence
Mike “Let men in your bed, electrodes in your head” Pence
Mike “If men you demand, off to the power plant”Pence
Mike “Like ’em gay, taste electric railway” Pence
Mike “If dick you admire, fear the electric wire” Pence
Mike “Act camp and get the amps” Pence
Mike “Blast gays with tesla rays” Pence
Mike “Like men, dial up to 10” Pence
Mike “Deus Volt” Pence
Mike “Touch the jewels, get the joules” Pence
Mike “Electron surge for those with the urge” Pence
Mike “Suck a cock, eat my glock” Pence
Mike “If you’re gay and proud, get the thundercloud” Pence
Mike “If dicks make you damp, then I increase the amps” Pence
Mike “Tase the rainbow” Pence
Mike “Your peversion needs an electrical conversion” Pence
Mike “It’s the (alternating current year)” Pence
Mike “Soap dropper meet live copper” Pence
Mike “Dick in your chasm? Prepare to spasm” Pence
Mike “LGBBQ” Pence
Mike “Empty my mags on a crowd of fags” Pence
Mike “AC/DC for the LGBT” Pence
Mike “Think about a lobotamy before you engage in sodomy” Pence
Mike “Feel the itch? I’ll flip the switch” Pence
Mike “Turning fruitcakes into vegetables” Pence
Mike “Like men in nylon, become a human pylon” Pence
Mike “Putting fags into past tense” Pense
Mike “A volt a day keeps the gay away” Pence
Mike “Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison” Pence
Mike “Orlando commando” Pence
Mike “Raiden for gay men” Pence
Mike “The only power we’re giving queers is volt times amperes” Pence
Mike “Gay marriage gets you brain damage” Pence
Mike “Gays better pray or get flayed” Pence
Mike “Shoot every queer into the stratosphere” Pence
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>>721725576
She's secretly a lesbian
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mike "take it in the rear? shocking in the fear" pence

>>721725831
mike "like getting fucked? youre gonna get thunderstruck" pence
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>>721725507
Mike "Like it in the crapper? You get the zapper" Pence
>>721725576
Scaring the women away? We're gonna make G/fur great again.
>>721725831
Buzzkill.
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>>721725837
All cats are naturally afraid of Mike "Suck the D's? Get the V's" Pence.
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mike "black eye for the gay guy" pence
mike "end of the rainbow" pence
mike "the raijin caucasian" pence"
mike "if dudes make you fap you're gonna get zapped" pence
mike "270 electoral volts" pence
mike "if cocks make you jerk it, complete the circuit" pence
mike "Gay 2: Electric Boogaloo" pence
mike "if men make you jerk it complete the circuit" pence
mike "electric feel up dudes" pence
mike "get a zap if traps make you fap" pence
mike "306 electoral volts" pence
mike "amperes sear through the tears of queers" pence
mike "LGBBQ" pence
mike "end of the rainbow" pence
mike "the most electrifying man in politics" pence
Mike "If boys you fuck, get thunderstruck" Pence
Mike 'Follow Christ's path or feel Tesla's wrath' Pence
Mike "Fap to a Trap, Get a Zap" Pence
Mike "Suck a cock? Electroshock!" Pence
Mike 'Blast the gays with Tesla rays' Pence
Mike "Ending Pride Parades with Hand Grenades" Pence
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>>721726060
Mike "cock sniffer, shock hitter" pence
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those were all pence names from these threads.
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>>721725961
More like Mike "Take it in the rear, get shocked like a steer" Pence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPM-p3pbq0
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>>721726107
...... I'm to stupid to think of any M."P. Jokes
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>>721726234
i do my best without cheating

i cant think of anymore.
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KYOLE!!!!!!
>>721723486
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>>721726745
sparkle what?
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>>721726503
>cheating
Shush don't tell them, although that one I came up with.
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>>721726871
i see i see
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>>721727205
nice strapon
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>>721727259
So, whatcha up to there?
>>721727333
I see no strapon
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>>721727399
watching JERMA985 BEST TF2 PLAYER on youtube. hbu?
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>>721726768

sparkle, what a great name
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>>721727569
is that your name?
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I can't wait for the LDS Tower to shoot white paper at the Top.
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>>721727554
Being disappointed you didn't say fapping. Other than that just wrapped up homework and questioning whether I should open letter tonight or later. It's the last letter I'll get from either of my grandparents and I really don't feel like crying right now.
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>>721727733
sorry, i dont fap until later at night. you should open it when you feel better about opening it, some people dont open stuff like that until they're more comfortable about it.
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>>721727733
I never knew my grandparents. When they die, I don't know what I'll feel. They live thousands of miles away.
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>>721727954
>later at night
Isn't it like 1 or 2am for you though? I don't think I'll be up much longer.
>>721728034
Well I'm gonna be feeling pretty shit, sorry that you may not I guess?
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>>721727618

yes, sparkleboy
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>>721728146
almost 2:30, yeah i like teasing myself.
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>>721728221
sounds pretty gay bruh
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>>721728253
I can help with that until I pass out.
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>>721728364
i mean like i wont whip out my dick until 4:30, i just rub around it for some time, get hard now and then and let it set. i mean being really cute might get me to think earlier
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>>721728533
I'll make you squirm around in your seat if nothing else, gonna call it a night on thread though
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>>721728336

well
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>>721728934
How are you?
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>>721729195

well

and you?
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>>721729225
Sorry was doing something. I can send tomorrow.
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>>721729225
Tired. I need to get my sleep in order.
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>>721729293

excellent
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>>721722969
bite the cat

>>721723506
what size do we need?
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>>721729310

i use children's benadryl for sleep, because i am irresponsible and chemically imbalanced
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>>721729366
I cough when I sleep so that doesn't help and keeps me up.
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>>721729404

ever try an expectorant? chronic coughing is consistently indicative of treatable underlying conditions.
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>>721729520
I have and it helps some what. Its more like my soft pallet gets dried out.
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isn't salty liquorice an expectorant
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I cough all the time, but then I just smoke a cigarette and then it goes away.
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>>721729677

drink.. more water?
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>>721729332
Mouth full big ;D
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>>721730096
they sell those like giant ones that like are i dont know how big but they are huge.
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>>721729897
I don't think that will help
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>>721730375

water is the health potion of real life
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>>721730418
I've tried.
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>>721730284
I love them

So GTA V O time?
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>>721730443

i concede
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>>721730629
I am gonna get to bed soon. I'm only up because im fucking with some music files
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>>721730722
Boooooo
Welp, 25% off handguns, sniper rifles, light machine guns, and ammo tell the 13th.
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>>721730722
post ur music
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Sleep time. Goodnight, you faggots.
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>>721731417
OK
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>>721713048
That's the gayest thing I have seen today and I'm on a fucking gfur thread
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>>721730900
oky we will soon!

>>721731113
nu
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>>721732352
Ok night
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