It's my birthday and I have no friends. Can I have some love? Mostly in the form of beautiful tits and ass.
happy birthday anon.
please don't waste your time on /b/ tonight,
go out and go partying.
go buy a shitton of beer and some booze, call some guys you know/coworkers/'friends'
...boom, you have free beer and booze, now you have a shitton of friends,...works for me...
do this like 5 times and this retards will start to consider you as a good friend.
Hope youre enjoying soem of these...
Heh, that would be cool. Calling all femanons!
Otherwise, we got a pretty good thing going here regardless.
I uploaded that pic based on the thumbnail, but now that I look at it... I'm pretty sure it's a RealDoll
hell no, you gotta go out and drink tonight my dude. its your fucking birthday live it up, get drunk, flirt with a girl, live a little.
so... anyone want me to continue?
Have some OC for your birthday anon
I might have too much porn... I'm pretty sure I have these both saved somewhere already. Might as well re-save to be safe!
well thats it for me, hope ur night is a little brighter and a little more stiff after all OP
Happy birthday anon! I know what it's like to be alone on your birthday, and I do not envy your position. Plenty of people here who would want to be your friend tonight though, myself included.
Thanks man. I've had more social birthdays in the past, and hopefully will have more in the future. This one just kinda landed at a weird spot in my life.
happy birthday... tomorrow is mine, I'm thinking of killing myself... on a brighter note here's tits
Hey man, keep your chin up. You don't need anyone else. They're all fake as fuck and just gonna hurt you. Better by yourself. At least you can trust yourself. Plus, if you feel lonely, just know you're the baddest motherfucker ever because ain't nobody betterthan anyone else and that's the real truth. Go out there n get grab em by the pussy
Given the chance? Shit, I'd blush just typing about it. Wouldn't mind grabbing one between my teeth and pulling back just far enough to make her squeal. Then I'd let her go... I'm a nice guy like that.
She a friend with benefits, I take it?
U can live vicariously through me if you'd like.
nah no amount of tits makes a difference now man...there's nothing left for me... I've done all the shit I want to do... my exisitance was simple and I don't feel I need to be around anymore... side note unsaucable boobs
Enjoy a nigger christmas. Happy birthday anon.
I'd bury my face in that crack, because YOLO. Then I'd give it a hard spank or three to see if I could get a nice pink hand print.
bf not cool with exhibitionism? I mean, it's kind of flattering for you both... we get to lust after you, but only he gets to fuck you.
Flat chesticles are great, btw. Very underrepresented.
I think we can judge that...also send him the pic too he'd never know
Well from one random anon to another, I think you should talk through that with a professional before you do anything irreversible.
Or you know, you could stick around to send more tits my way.
Haha that's a new way of looking at it. Well he sometimes talks about threesomes etc. He's just dominant so I think it's more control/humiliation/use than wanting to share me.
Happy birthday OP
last time that put me on pills that made everything worse...honestly it wasn't worth the other 9 years it added...and hey more tits
Thanks for the birthday wishes. If I had any hot guy pics, I'd post one (1) for you.
One last push for OC birthday titties, then I'll stop...
If your bf is dominant, then A) exhibiting yourself is very naughty and erotic, and B) if you're caught, you'll have to be punished. Win/win.
Unf. He's got some nice equipment.
I mean I'd like to and I would if I was single but I like to think of myself as his sexually. Idk I just like pleasing him, making him moan, etc.
Actually when I was like 16 I liked two guys at once and ended up cheating on one a bunch of times with the other. Hated myself for it.
Ex girlfriend, got pics of her ass too if you guys are Curious
Best tits in the world.
Best woman in the world.
Could always try another pill regimen. I didn't like sertraline, but had decent results with buproprion.
You really want to miss out on the hilarious shitshow that the next 4 years will be? The presidential tweets alone are worth sticking it out.
FWIW, I think you should hang in, anon. Most likely you live hundreds of miles away, but if you didn't, I'd grab a beer with you right now.
I'd do all kinds of dirty things to her and let her do anything to me, and so should you.
OR I'd straight up switch places and have her life, that'd be a blast.
ikr I'd love a taste of what's between her things
Nah I'd change absolutely nothing on her
OP still here? Your thoughts?
I live in the middle of some shit woods in a valley half in america and half in canada... honestly the politics are just stupid and if we could have a war I'd throw myself at that...but honestly I'm just tired of watching this slow fucking descent,,, and we could roll up too where I'm at we can smoke haha
OP here, this was also me:
Not really into her music, but I dig the photo shoots!
Sorry about getting older. hope these help
I've spent almost my whole life in the US states that border Canada (currently in WI). Fucking worst region ever. Should get your ass to someplace nice. Me too, come to think of it.
Glad ye like
>where they don't belong
Didin't realise you owned the human race, forgive me.
Although sadly I don't have much Miley so unless somebody else wants to help a /b/ro out we're done with bae.
Something about that pose is really hot.
implying that fascist SJW bullshit was not the descent into utter insanity. so glad your dipshit racist/sexist Hilary lost the election, i can actually bear to talk to people again. if you're part of those morons just leave this planet.
there you go OP have a good rest of your day/night
Yes they do!
Know what I like about that pic? The visible imprint of the bra is below the edge of the areola. They were peeking out.
Some vintage Julia Hayes for you anon. Happy birthday, faggot.
Thanks, yo. That was a nice time for vintage. Landing strip, but not full jungle
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and the company. Will bump a bit and then let it die with dignity.
Sorry I don't. Was saved from /b/
Would slam that kitty like the world was ending.
The image limit is nearly upon us. My first successful thread. Truly I have reached a milestone in my life.