ITT poor life choices/regrets From relationships, jobs, overall fuckey situations and autistic tattoos that are now stuck on you, tell me your story /b/ >be 18 year old druggie >friend is doing tattoo apprenticeship >needs a someone to tattoo on for class >I volunteer >have 1 night to come up with tattoo idea >yoloblazeit.jpg instead >last minute I say "gimme a cat with sunglasses that's smoking" >6 years later I have this on my fucking arm Oops.
Why would you regret that OP? That's what life's about, saying yolo420blazeit720fazeit. You did something spontaneous and that's good. Don't be ashamed of the tat, embrace it. If I could get a tattoo right now I would. I have no tattoos, I would get something the artists wanted to try, just to make it more spontaneous.
for me it's a childhood memory that haunts me >8 years old >have a racist uncle >he draws a picture of my aunts Chinese husband with the caption "ching chang chong I wanna go home" >same day I go to an oriental restaurant with family >proceed to smile and tell Chinese waitress "ching chang chong I wanna go home"
>>721684083 >last minute I say "gimme a cat with sunglasses that's smoking" >6 years later I have this on my fucking arm Dude that tat is better than all the faggots on /soc/. Why regret such an awesome thing.
>>721684395 I suppose that's true anon. I have two other tattoos I kinda wish I hadn't have gotten as well, but the cat I regret the most. I suppose if anything it just represents a very autistic point in my life, nevar4get I just need to really plan out tattoos better kek
>>721684083 I have a lot of spontaneous tattoos but I don't regret any of them. There's a classic tattoo that many people have called the rock of ages. It's a Christian tattoo. Anyway, it's a woman clinging to a stone cross with turbulent water all around her. Well, I have that. Except the woman is Snookie. I have never seen Jersey Shore.
>>721684083 There are definitely worse regrettable tattoos. You can either laser it off or you can just own it. It marked a point in your life and that's it. No one else has your cool cat. I say keep it.
thats flames bro hahaha fuck crusty, stupid tattoos like that are killer friend of mine has about 4 tattoos of ice cream cones eating humans he got when he was on shrooms in bali, the story makes up for it
>Become friends with a really hot grill >Of course she's dating some douchebro >I fap to her ig all the time >She throws a party at her house and invites me >At one point "I have to go to the bathroom" >Really trying to find her room >Find it and raid for panties >There's a pair next to her bed on the floor >Fucking score >Instead of pocketing I stop to sniff and bask in glory >Her boyfriend walks in as I do this >I can explain! >See rage in his eyes >Get punched and thrown out in front of everyone I lost a lot of friends that night..
>>721684395 >hey anon do you want a tattoo? >sure fam >what you want? >anything, surprise me >tattoos a micro dick and a certificate of authenticity with your signature beside it >wow what a cool spontaneous act xDDDDDD yolo
enjoy your unemployment, single life, no hopes of getting married, no kids, people not taking you seriously. But hey, at least you're spontaneous
>>721686458 Yeah I'd never take it so far as to let someone go totally free range with a tattoo gun. Despite having the goofyass cat though I've had no problems with employment as wearing long sleeves is always an option, and girls don't seem put off by it. Mostly cause amongst us millennialfags tattoos are common as hell. I'd be lying if I said I don't kinda miss having none on me but oh well.
I tattooed a dick on the bottom of my foot using a guitae string and pen ink mixed with charcoal. It hurt like hell and then only stuck for a couple months. I have a friend who got the drill from Guerren Lagan on his arm in straight black. We all told him not to. Now everyone shits on him because it looks like an ice cream cone. But my dead cat from boi gets mad props. Mostly because he doesn't own it.
>>721684083 I got one >meet great girl >have amazing first 2 years together >we accidentally had a kid together >we keep him and love him to death >shit goes down hill >she leaves me no reason >still live together for now with kid >she treats me like shit day in day out. >turn to heroin...now I'm a junkie that freaks out when he's out and can't wait like a few hours till his dealer gets here. >...at lest I'm functioning...
>>721687285 all I'm saying is that there is a difference between being spontaneous for the sake of it, when you know you only do something to be spontaneous and genuinely being spontaneous. Doing what seems right at the time without thinking too much about it.
Once I met this guy on the first couple days of college and found out we both smoke weed. So we rolled one up and smoked it there and then, went to class stoned and met some more people. Still friends with them to this day, few years later.
Coming back to it now, with what I know today, I would never get high before going to class or do anything serious like this. I'd be too paranoid, but back then we were younger and dumber so we figure might as well. Was a good choice after all, but the time and mind set was right. Now I don't think I'll pull it off
>>721687954 are you retarded? would you choose a lawyer with a smoking cat tattood on his arm? or someone who you wouldn't risk anything with?
Marriage and kids aren't bad, you just have to do it right faggot. Sort your own life first, get an education, explore your options, do things with your life when you're still young so by the time you feel accomplished you can think about having kids and getting married. Its the next step of 'things to do before you die'
if you think that you'll be partying and doing all sorts of crazy shit until you die then you are fucked in the head.
You're most likely to end up having a shitty day job, renting a scuffed apartment and barely making ends meet, hating life and not being able to drink alcohol because of you're damaged liver being 50 years old and living alone or with a chick you banged and knocked up when you were 20 because it was an easy fuck at one of your friend's parties.
>>721688078 I absokutely know what you mean. Between the ages of 17-21 I felt immortal and just kinda went with whatever seemed like the most fun at the time. And now the last few years have just been anxiety and stress. Good times. >>721688139 Yea I might end up doing that, thought about covering it up, both guys I went to said it'd be 700+, fuck that. >>721688381 Not about the vapelife man >>721688401 Thanks m8
>>721684083 >be 6 >chilling with 7yo fem cousin >she bends over >pulls panties down >asks me to lick as hole >lick it very much >asks me to go swim with her to continue ass lick >I say yes >we go to pool >we start swimming >I start asking if she's gonna let me again >she loses interest and goes back inside >confused about what I did
I think about it alot. And I wish I hadn't done it. I wonder if she still remembers it. We never talked about it ever again.
>>721689460 To be honest not sure why I regret it.but I just think back on it and sorta cringe. But it makes sense that I'm a freak and willingly eat my gf out n shit. Hm thanks for making me realize. I don't feel as bad about it now. I was just a kid. Didn't know any better.
>>721688600 If they can do the job right I don't mind. I don't look at people with tattoos and piercings as some weird trash. Tattoos and piercings don't determine if someone has the right skills or not. And most people with tattoos or piercings are usually better than people without because they have to prove themselves worthy to people like you. Marriage is a joke, its a way to entrap yourself and say "I really want to support another human being and be tied down my whole life" >inb4 my wife let's me go out with the guys once a month if I call her 3 times when I'm out
Having kids isn't helping anyone, were overpopulated and don't need more people. There's no reason to pass on your DNA, there's enough people in the world. Having kids is just a way to ensure you aren't a lonely faggot your whole life and give them your materialistic items when you die.
The last paragraph you wrote is just utter garbage and tells me you're here to just make kids, marry, and get as many materialistic things as possible. You think having a 6 figure salary and working everyday except Sunday 9-5 is what life's about.
You sound like that nerd in highschool that did everything that was told or handed to him and didn't enjoy it at all.
You don't realize there's more to life than partying, drinking/drugs and work. And you aren't going to learn that. You're probably already 35 y/o and have kids and wife and you're mad you did that so you try and bash people who don't do that. Sorry you were fed that by your dad.
>>721690203 its not about their skills, its about the impression they make on you. You act like that now because you're in 'argument mode' so for the sake of it you'll say it doesn't matter. But if you have 50k lawsuit on your hands and you gotta choose a lawyer to help you win the case, you will think twice and judge the person you're considering to be your lawyer like your life depends on it. Skills come later in that case, most people will say no to a guy like this.
Marriage can be great, but you can't just marry someone you've been going out with for 2 years. You have to know them VERY well before deciding to go through with marriage. People say 'fuck it' because a divorce is always an option, but if thats your attitude then you will most likely have a divorce.
>overpopulated kek what website did you read that on? >Having kids is just a way to ensure you aren't a lonely faggot your whole life and give them your materialistic items when you die
no, having kids is about teaching them what you know, so that they can have kids of their own some day and teach them. Its about pride that you accomplished yet another challenging thing in your life, if not the most challenging. If people didn't have kids then some of your favorite musicians, athletes or whoever, wouldn't exist. Its your job to raise someone like that.
>You sound like that nerd in highschool that did everything that was told or handed to him and didn't enjoy it at all.
don't think so man, stop assuming shit and think for a second.
I'm not even gonna read that last sentence... you're obviously 18/19 and think you know everything. What you accuse me of thinking is EXACTLY what I said about you in my last reply. I'm a realist that knows things from experience, you base everything on facebook articles and shit thats on tv. No wonder you have such a negative attitude, you haven't even considered something from an outsiders perspective, you base everything on people that things didn't work out for.
>be me, 18. >working at fast food joint. >Gotta mop up as closing, first time doing this. >No one tells me this mop is made of fiber glass, and I gotta wear gloves. >I pick it up, feel a sharp pain in hand. Whatever, you're being a bitch anon. >Begin moping, pain continues. >Wtf.jpg >At one point I let the mop slide down my hand as I hold it. The skin between my thumb and index finger is stabbed by 1,000 spears. >Enough >Go put mop back, as co-worker about it. >"You idiot, that's made of fiber glass, you have to wear gloves" >God dammit. >entire right hand hurts like a motherfucker the entire week, have to drive with one hand. >My pain has only just begun. Cont
>>721691445 Thanx m8, appreciate it >>721691459 This is very true on both counts. >>721691889 That's exactly how I kinda make myself enjoy it now, it's just a tattoo of some Alex Grey art lol I don't mind Maynard saying that though, sure he's a prick, but there's a point where you gotta be able to separate the artist from their work a bit. I don't listen to them religiously like I used to but I still enjoy playing their tunes once every few months.
>>721692066 no, fuck that. they need to buy a new mop handle. don't let them act like "wow you're the dumb one because our mop handle is shit" - fiberglass mop handles are not supposed to fuck your hands all up. it needs to be replaced.
>>721692066 >About a week later, pain in hand feeling better. >Feeling feisty, decide to beat the meat. >Things going well until I feel my cock is wet. >Look down, and it's cover in blood. >Whattheactualfuck.jpg >Have no idea what happened. >there's a giant gash going down the right side of my penis, oozing blood. >Look at right hand >Shard of fiber glass is sticking out of the skin between my thumb and index finger, dripping blood. >Shit stings like hell, but i shamelessly finish using the blood as lube. >Put a bandaid on my cock. >I don't fuck with mops anymore.
>>721692202 >>721692259 I don't know what I'd want to get over it, it'd have to be a decent size. I may just go with what another anon said and try and touch it up a little, make it look nicer. >>721692652 I don't mind a girl with a bit of ink, I'm not super into it but it doesn't take anything away. Unless she's covered head to toe, that's just excessive
>be me, 5th grade. >Taking Chinese class. >Love Godzilla, I worship that nigga. >I'm daydreaming about lord zilla in the middle of class as the teacher gives instructions for our next assignment. >The assignment is to write to a penpal in China. If you don't have one, write about Chinese culture. >I don't have a penpal. >I didn't hear that "Chinese culture" part. >I had heard, "Write about whatever you want." >I must write to please lord zilla. >End up turning in a paper about Godzilla attacking a city and killing millions as an aspect of Chinese culture. >Never got that paper back.
>be me, in early elementary school Go and take a shit in the bathroom that is attached to the classroom sing song that is stuck in my head from night before come out of bathroom and everyone is looking and lauphing including the girl I had a crush on >and the teacher
>be around 6? not sure now >hang out with this one girl >we sit on a bench >used to be into bionicles a lot, loved that shit >she gives me a gift >its a black version of the mask for my Tahu Nuva >tahu is red, wtf she thinking? >ended up just playing along with it, she really liked me, but I didn't show my affection back >ff couple weeks after >she didn't show up in class >didn't make much of it >she ended up skipping a lot >some time later (months? can't remember exactly) I found out she was taken to an orphanage as her alcoholic parents were mistreating her and were unable to raise her I remember that one day she sang in front of the whole class, she had an amazing voice even as a kid. Still sometimes wonder what is happening to her. I just remember her first name, not enough to find her on facebook or anything. I feel like an idiot, the only person she really wanted to show her some affection and I, being a retard of a kid, refused to take the hint
>>721694949 it's when you get sick, more than just something normal like a cold, and your body has to release special hormones and endorphins that help your body heal and feel better, so much that it feels really dope. Hence the name dope sick
I wasted a lot of my life jacking off and shitposting. I always had a hard time being social and in tenth grade my parents booked me for weed so I used that as an excuse to break it off with the few friends I had. My life became a duality of internet addiction and getting by in school. Now I'm in university and nothing has really changed except now I drink sometimes.
>>721695199 no you faggot....its because your body is literally sick from no opiates/opiods. No amount of the bodys natural endorphines actually work to make you feel better. And if they did, youre a fucking pussy thats never gone through real withdrawals.
>>721696222 That's awfully subjective, but sorry to hear about the breakup. You're acting like a fag now(as you should be) but soon enough you'll get back into the swing of things, just be single for a year and find yourself again, do things that only you enjoy. You'll be ok man
>>721696786 no....you dont. The endorphines released during withdrawals do not make a dope sick individual feel better because it "feels dope af"...youre fucking retarded and need to go back to vetrinary school.
>>721697166 I mean yeah, I'm still a piece of shit junkie, but I realize I'm a piece of shit junkie and more to the point when I dropped acid for the first time, I realized alot more about how people interact and feelings and shit like that. It made me waaaaaaay less autistic. I'm probably making no since, but that's probably the mushies
>>721697460 meth is best high I've ever had, but the worst life choice I've ever made. DONT SMOKE METH. Just stick to normal college drugs, mdma, lsd, mushrooms, and weed
>>721698418 mdma/x isnt for me. Ive tried it 4 times. While it was interesting and not bad....left me feeling empty. Also have to watch for seratonin syndrome. I could take an ssri 8 hours later to help the comedown, but brain chemistry varies greatly.
Personally, if I want a good lift....gimme some good cocaine. Love coke. Hardly touch it these days, but after having tried meth twice, mdma/x 4 times...coke would be my go to feel street drug. Ive tried snorting riatlin (methylphenidate)...its close to chemical structure to cocaine...but wasnt feeling it right. Adderall on the other hand....with a little liquor.....a blast!
>>721699363 like i said...brain chemistry varies greatly. I know i have an imbalance. Ssri helped my comedowns.
You gotta find a good coke supplier. Most street level garbage is only 3-5% coke max after being stomped on numerous times. Know the right people, you can get good 15-20% coke for the same prices. Just gotta work your way up the foodchain.
>>721700139 i hate ssris too....doc has tried me on a few diff ones. Probably why itbhelped with comedown. A person that doesnt have a seratonin deficiancy could easily have issues when mixed with mdma/x.
Mustve been some crappy blow to start with if you think it was shit tier upon delivery. Sorry to hear that. Good coke is great! Sure it doesnt last as long as meth, but its a better drug period.
>>721700544 I mean I'm not saying it doesn't feel good, it's just a shit tier stimulant, crack gets you higher, meth gets you higher and lasts longer, molly is about the same level of high, but doesn't leave your dick all floppy.
>>721702024 coke makes dicks limp, that's not brain chemistry, that's just regular chemistry. I'm starting to become convinced you don't know what you're talking about or the coke you were getting was pretty cut up
>>721703000 check'd, and drugs do tend to help a lot lol tried therapy at one point but talking doesn't resolve much >>721703192 yea, it also creates weird fetishes and a lifetime of never being satisfied but you deal with it
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