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ITT poor life choices/regrets From relationships, jobs, overall

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ITT poor life choices/regrets
From relationships, jobs, overall fuckey situations and autistic tattoos that are now stuck on you, tell me your story /b/
>be 18 year old druggie
>friend is doing tattoo apprenticeship
>needs a someone to tattoo on for class
>I volunteer
>have 1 night to come up with tattoo idea
>yoloblazeit.jpg instead
>last minute I say "gimme a cat with sunglasses that's smoking"
>6 years later I have this on my fucking arm
Oops.
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Why would you regret that OP? That's what life's about, saying yolo420blazeit720fazeit. You did something spontaneous and that's good. Don't be ashamed of the tat, embrace it. If I could get a tattoo right now I would. I have no tattoos, I would get something the artists wanted to try, just to make it more spontaneous.
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>>721684083
could be worse OP

for me it's a childhood memory that haunts me
>8 years old
>have a racist uncle
>he draws a picture of my aunts Chinese husband with the caption "ching chang chong I wanna go home"
>same day I go to an oriental restaurant with family
>proceed to smile and tell Chinese waitress "ching chang chong I wanna go home"

makes me cringe to this day.
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>>721684083
>last minute I say "gimme a cat with sunglasses that's smoking"
>6 years later I have this on my fucking arm
Dude that tat is better than all the faggots on /soc/. Why regret such an awesome thing.
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that's actually a pretty cool tattoo, I'd never get one somewhere that wouldn't be covered by a t-shirt, but still
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>>721684395
I suppose that's true anon.
I have two other tattoos I kinda wish I hadn't have gotten as well, but the cat I regret the most. I suppose if anything it just represents a very autistic point in my life, nevar4get
I just need to really plan out tattoos better kek
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>>721684083
Save up and get it removed
But there are defiantly worse tattoos out there
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>>721684083
I have a lot of spontaneous tattoos but I don't regret any of them. There's a classic tattoo that many people have called the rock of ages. It's a Christian tattoo. Anyway, it's a woman clinging to a stone cross with turbulent water all around her. Well, I have that. Except the woman is Snookie. I have never seen Jersey Shore.
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>>721684505
That's a pretty damn good story m8
>>721684595
>>721684673
I appreciate it. Yea if anything I wish it wasn't on my arm really.
>>721684765
That would be very painful.
>>721684797
I can respect that, got a pic?
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I fucked a second cousin once, that's not bad rite?
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>>721684083
There are definitely worse regrettable tattoos. You can either laser it off or you can just own it. It marked a point in your life and that's it. No one else has your cool cat. I say keep it.
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>>721684083
I voted for Trump
Top that
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>>721684083

is that it ? most of the cunts here rub dog food on their balls and call that a sex life
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>>721684083

thats flames bro hahaha fuck
crusty, stupid tattoos like that are killer
friend of mine has about 4 tattoos of ice cream cones eating humans he got when he was on shrooms in bali, the story makes up for it
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>Become friends with a really hot grill
>Of course she's dating some douchebro
>I fap to her ig all the time
>She throws a party at her house and invites me
>At one point "I have to go to the bathroom"
>Really trying to find her room
>Find it and raid for panties
>There's a pair next to her bed on the floor
>Fucking score
>Instead of pocketing I stop to sniff and bask in glory
>Her boyfriend walks in as I do this
>I can explain!
>See rage in his eyes
>Get punched and thrown out in front of everyone
I lost a lot of friends that night..
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>>721684083
I started smoking weed and it forever ruined my life.
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>>721684395
>hey anon do you want a tattoo?
>sure fam
>what you want?
>anything, surprise me
>tattoos a micro dick and a certificate of authenticity with your signature beside it
>wow what a cool spontaneous act xDDDDDD yolo

enjoy your unemployment, single life, no hopes of getting married, no kids, people not taking you seriously.
But hey, at least you're spontaneous
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I've ruined so many good friendships and relationships, burned every bridge, was a total sleezeball drug addict for like, three years; I've made so many bad choices...

But hey, I pulled it together and now I own my own business and make $300,000 a year!

Nah just kidding. I'm a teacher, and I make $41k a year. But I'm happy as all fuck. Life doesn't suck anymore now that I've managed to un-screw my screwed up brain.

... still come here though, so... kek
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>>721685183
Just a little gross but compared to most shit here I'd say you're doing alright
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>>721686458
Yeah I'd never take it so far as to let someone go totally free range with a tattoo gun.
Despite having the goofyass cat though I've had no problems with employment as wearing long sleeves is always an option, and girls don't seem put off by it.
Mostly cause amongst us millennialfags tattoos are common as hell.
I'd be lying if I said I don't kinda miss having none on me but oh well.
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>>721686384
post a pic of her
also sucks to be you
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>>721686565
Name some low points, no need to be vague
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>>721684083
This sounds a lot like my tattoo story, but my friend wasn't a druggy and I ended up with a lowercase "i" on my foot.
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>>721686458
>married in 2017
>kids in 2017
>being friends with normie fags in 2017
>thinking you won't get a job because of tattoo in 2017

How does it feel to live in the 1930s? I'm in 2017 were being married and having kids is the worst life decision possible.

Who wants a 9-5 cubicle job? That's the only place that won't hire you because of tattoos.
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I tattooed a dick on the bottom of my foot using a guitae string and pen ink mixed with charcoal. It hurt like hell and then only stuck for a couple months. I have a friend who got the drill from Guerren Lagan on his arm in straight black. We all told him not to. Now everyone shits on him because it looks like an ice cream cone. But my dead cat from boi gets mad props. Mostly because he doesn't own it.
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>>721684083
I got one
>meet great girl
>have amazing first 2 years together
>we accidentally had a kid together
>we keep him and love him to death
>shit goes down hill
>she leaves me no reason
>still live together for now with kid
>she treats me like shit day in day out.
>turn to heroin...now I'm a junkie that freaks out when he's out and can't wait like a few hours till his dealer gets here.
>...at lest I'm functioning...
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>>721687675
I mean one of the lowest points in my life was waiting on my drug dealer in my car outside of a McDonald's and shitting my pants because he took too long to get there and I was dope-sick.

Yeah, and I teach your children now. Waka waka!
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>>721687285
all I'm saying is that there is a difference between being spontaneous for the sake of it, when you know you only do something to be spontaneous
and genuinely being spontaneous. Doing what seems right at the time without thinking too much about it.

Once I met this guy on the first couple days of college and found out we both smoke weed. So we rolled one up and smoked it there and then, went to class stoned and met some more people. Still friends with them to this day, few years later.

Coming back to it now, with what I know today, I would never get high before going to class or do anything serious like this. I'd be too paranoid, but back then we were younger and dumber so we figure might as well. Was a good choice after all, but the time and mind set was right. Now I don't think I'll pull it off
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>>721684083
thats kinda cool. maybe get it touched up
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>>721688037
Hah you give me hope I'm sitting here at my place waiting for my dealer to come through maybe an hour maybe 2 hopefully not 3...but I hate the waiting I get so antsy.
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>>721688002
Damn..I wish you the best in luck anon, get off the sauce
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>>721684083
>>721688139

Maybe get the cigarette touched up to look more like a vape ?
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>>721684083
That's cool as shit, man.
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>>721688381
no make it look like a real cigarette and not a faded cartoon
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>>721688285
It's the worst. I'm glad to be over that hump.

It wasn't all bad though. I mean...being dope sick and shitting my pants was awful, but y'know... there were some good times as well.
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>>721687954
are you retarded? would you choose a lawyer with a smoking cat tattood on his arm? or someone who you wouldn't risk anything with?

Marriage and kids aren't bad, you just have to do it right faggot. Sort your own life first, get an education, explore your options, do things with your life when you're still young so by the time you feel accomplished you can think about having kids and getting married.
Its the next step of 'things to do before you die'

if you think that you'll be partying and doing all sorts of crazy shit until you die then you are fucked in the head.

You're most likely to end up having a shitty day job, renting a scuffed apartment and barely making ends meet, hating life and not being able to drink alcohol because of you're damaged liver being 50 years old and living alone or with a chick you banged and knocked up when you were 20 because it was an easy fuck at one of your friend's parties.
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>>721688370
Thanks I want to but wds scare me like a lot I hate them and I don't want to use subs or methadone my whole life.
Hopefully he will be here soon I got the sweats now...
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>>721688078
I absokutely know what you mean. Between the ages of 17-21 I felt immortal and just kinda went with whatever seemed like the most fun at the time.
And now the last few years have just been anxiety and stress. Good times.
>>721688139
Yea I might end up doing that, thought about covering it up, both guys I went to said it'd be 700+, fuck that.
>>721688381
Not about the vapelife man
>>721688401
Thanks m8
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>>721688592
I don't have good times it's just sit at home use and do the dad thing...I want to stop but I have being dope sick and I can't afford to be sick for a week.
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>>721684083
>be 6
>chilling with 7yo fem cousin
>she bends over
>pulls panties down
>asks me to lick as hole
>lick it very much
>asks me to go swim with her to continue ass lick
>I say yes
>we go to pool
>we start swimming
>I start asking if she's gonna let me again
>she loses interest and goes back inside
>confused about what I did

I think about it alot. And I wish I hadn't done it. I wonder if she still remembers it. We never talked about it ever again.
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>>721688814
Have you considered methadone? That's what did the trick for me
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>>721689181
I've tried suboxone with was really good but then had wds from them.
Outside of recreational use no I've never done a matanince
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>>721684083
Your tattoo looks cool to be be fair
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>>721689032
Why do you regret it? Sounds like kids being unknowingly freaky.
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After being into cuck porn/stories I decided to try it with my girl irl, we broke up 2 months later and now she's become a bit of a whore from what I understand. Bad call.
Pic unrelated
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>>721684083
That tat is lit fam, no regrets if i were you bruh.
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>>721684083

It's a cool tattoo. Would not regret at all
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>>721689463
Serves you right faggot
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>>721684505
>goes to chinese restaurant
>speaks to the waitress in chinese

what's cringey about that? she probably appreciated hearing her native language
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>>721689460
To be honest not sure why I regret it.but I just think back on it and sorta cringe. But it makes sense that I'm a freak and willingly eat my gf out n shit. Hm thanks for making me realize. I don't feel as bad about it now. I was just a kid. Didn't know any better.
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>>721689886
Willingly eating out a girl makes someone a freak?? Wat
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>>721688600
If they can do the job right I don't mind. I don't look at people with tattoos and piercings as some weird trash. Tattoos and piercings don't determine if someone has the right skills or not. And most people with tattoos or piercings are usually better than people without because they have to prove themselves worthy to people like you. Marriage is a joke, its a way to entrap yourself and say "I really want to support another human being and be tied down my whole life"
>inb4 my wife let's me go out with the guys once a month if I call her 3 times when I'm out

Having kids isn't helping anyone, were overpopulated and don't need more people. There's no reason to pass on your DNA, there's enough people in the world. Having kids is just a way to ensure you aren't a lonely faggot your whole life and give them your materialistic items when you die.

The last paragraph you wrote is just utter garbage and tells me you're here to just make kids, marry, and get as many materialistic things as possible. You think having a 6 figure salary and working everyday except Sunday 9-5 is what life's about.

You sound like that nerd in highschool that did everything that was told or handed to him and didn't enjoy it at all.

You don't realize there's more to life than partying, drinking/drugs and work. And you aren't going to learn that. You're probably already 35 y/o and have kids and wife and you're mad you did that so you try and bash people who don't do that. Sorry you were fed that by your dad.
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>>721690191
It doesnt? I guess for me. I'm not much of a sex freak I gues.
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>>721684682
what other tats you got?
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>>721690419
I'm interested as well to see them.
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>>721684083
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>>721689298
I hear ya

Well good luck man! Stay safe...
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>>721690419
>>721690508
Nothing too crazy, got this Tool tattoo(used to be my favorite band)
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>>721691268
And this
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>>721691268
Lol tool I know of them
>>721691354
Those aren't bad OP
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>>721691268
Two things:

1. At least it doesn't SAY "Tool."
2. Tool was still a pretty awesome band
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>>721690191
Clearly a submissive pussy
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>>721690203
its not about their skills, its about the impression they make on you. You act like that now because you're in 'argument mode' so for the sake of it you'll say it doesn't matter. But if you have 50k lawsuit on your hands and you gotta choose a lawyer to help you win the case, you will think twice and judge the person you're considering to be your lawyer like your life depends on it. Skills come later in that case, most people will say no to a guy like this.

Marriage can be great, but you can't just marry someone you've been going out with for 2 years. You have to know them VERY well before deciding to go through with marriage. People say 'fuck it' because a divorce is always an option, but if thats your attitude then you will most likely have a divorce.

>overpopulated
kek what website did you read that on?
>Having kids is just a way to ensure you aren't a lonely faggot your whole life and give them your materialistic items when you die

no, having kids is about teaching them what you know, so that they can have kids of their own some day and teach them. Its about pride that you accomplished yet another challenging thing in your life, if not the most challenging.
If people didn't have kids then some of your favorite musicians, athletes or whoever, wouldn't exist. Its your job to raise someone like that.

>You sound like that nerd in highschool that did everything that was told or handed to him and didn't enjoy it at all.

don't think so man, stop assuming shit and think for a second.

I'm not even gonna read that last sentence... you're obviously 18/19 and think you know everything. What you accuse me of thinking is EXACTLY what I said about you in my last reply. I'm a realist that knows things from experience, you base everything on facebook articles and shit thats on tv. No wonder you have such a negative attitude, you haven't even considered something from an outsiders perspective, you base everything on people that things didn't work out for.
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>>721691268
That's Alex grey ,Tool just used his art work.
You know Maynard called tool fans retards ? I won't listen to tool anymore .
Fuck Maynard and his shekels
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>>721690931
Thanks I'm hoping my guy will be here any minute usually around 5 or 6pm my time he gets here I hate waiting it's a bitch.
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>be me, 18.
>working at fast food joint.
>Gotta mop up as closing, first time doing this.
>No one tells me this mop is made of fiber glass, and I gotta wear gloves.
>I pick it up, feel a sharp pain in hand.
Whatever, you're being a bitch anon.
>Begin moping, pain continues.
>Wtf.jpg
>At one point I let the mop slide down my hand as I hold it. The skin between my thumb and index finger is stabbed by 1,000 spears.
>Enough
>Go put mop back, as co-worker about it.
>"You idiot, that's made of fiber glass, you have to wear gloves"
>God dammit.
>entire right hand hurts like a motherfucker the entire week, have to drive with one hand.
>My pain has only just begun.
Cont
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>>721691445
Thanx m8, appreciate it
>>721691459
This is very true on both counts.
>>721691889
That's exactly how I kinda make myself enjoy it now, it's just a tattoo of some Alex Grey art lol
I don't mind Maynard saying that though, sure he's a prick, but there's a point where you gotta be able to separate the artist from their work a bit. I don't listen to them religiously like I used to but I still enjoy playing their tunes once every few months.
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>>721684954
Don't get it removed. the ink is light enough that that would be a super easy cover up.
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>>721692066
no, fuck that. they need to buy a new mop handle. don't let them act like "wow you're the dumb one because our mop handle is shit" - fiberglass mop handles are not supposed to fuck your hands all up. it needs to be replaced.
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>>721684954
don't get it removed, get a coverup tattoo
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>>721692066
>About a week later, pain in hand feeling better.
>Feeling feisty, decide to beat the meat.
>Things going well until I feel my cock is wet.
>Look down, and it's cover in blood.
>Whattheactualfuck.jpg
>Have no idea what happened.
>there's a giant gash going down the right side of my penis, oozing blood.
>Look at right hand
>Shard of fiber glass is sticking out of the skin between my thumb and index finger, dripping blood.
>Shit stings like hell, but i shamelessly finish using the blood as lube.
>Put a bandaid on my cock.
>I don't fuck with mops anymore.
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>>721684083
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>>721685183
I did the same, feel bad about it. Now years later she's nasty.
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>>721692518
Would sue / 10
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>>721692202
>>721692259
I don't know what I'd want to get over it, it'd have to be a decent size.
I may just go with what another anon said and try and touch it up a little, make it look nicer.
>>721692652
I don't mind a girl with a bit of ink, I'm not super into it but it doesn't take anything away. Unless she's covered head to toe, that's just excessive
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>>721692518
Fucking gnarly dude..
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>be me, 5th grade.
>Taking Chinese class.
>Love Godzilla, I worship that nigga.
>I'm daydreaming about lord zilla in the middle of class as the teacher gives instructions for our next assignment.
>The assignment is to write to a penpal in China. If you don't have one, write about Chinese culture.
>I don't have a penpal.
>I didn't hear that "Chinese culture" part.
>I had heard, "Write about whatever you want."
>I must write to please lord zilla.
>End up turning in a paper about Godzilla attacking a city and killing millions as an aspect of Chinese culture.
>Never got that paper back.
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>>721689463
Did she take the bbc?
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>>721688592
relapse
timestamp or gtfo
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I got one

>be me, in early elementary school
Go and take a shit in the bathroom that is attached to the classroom
sing song that is stuck in my head from night before
come out of bathroom and everyone is looking and lauphing
including the girl I had a crush on
>and the teacher

oh god why live

I have worse ones
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>>721693866
lol, I did the same thing. Song was fire.
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>be around 6? not sure now
>hang out with this one girl
>we sit on a bench
>used to be into bionicles a lot, loved that shit
>she gives me a gift
>its a black version of the mask for my Tahu Nuva
>tahu is red, wtf she thinking?
>ended up just playing along with it, she really liked me, but I didn't show my affection back
>ff couple weeks after
>she didn't show up in class
>didn't make much of it
>she ended up skipping a lot
>some time later (months? can't remember exactly) I found out she was taken to an orphanage as her alcoholic parents were mistreating her and were unable to raise her
I remember that one day she sang in front of the whole class, she had an amazing voice even as a kid. Still sometimes wonder what is happening to her. I just remember her first name, not enough to find her on facebook or anything.
I feel like an idiot, the only person she really wanted to show her some affection and I, being a retard of a kid, refused to take the hint
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>>721694255
Pretty fucking sad, ngl
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>>721684083
I genuinely have a tattoo that's so fucking odd. I can't post it cause everyone will know it's me.
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>>721694440
whats even worse is that its one of, if not the only memory I have when being around that age.
We were kids, but still, makes me feel shitty
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>>721693206
kek
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>>721693206
my friend once wrote an essay on 'Back that Azz up"
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>>721688037
What is dope sick? Fuck I'm glad heroin wasn't around when I was a young man.
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i like tattoos but theres nothing and no one im that committed to.
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>>721694949
it's when you get sick, more than just something normal like a cold, and your body has to release special hormones and endorphins that help your body heal and feel better, so much that it feels really dope. Hence the name dope sick
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>>721684083
I just got out of jail for selling acid, does that count as poor life choices?
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>>721685603
So did i.

No regrets
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>all these embarrassing/traumatizing childhood events from school
I feel
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>>721695465
how long did you do, but sure i'd count it
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>>721694949
when you're shitting yourself and puking cuz your body has become accustomed to heroin and is pissy cuz you didn't give it any
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>>721695465
how u get popped?
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>>721695589
10 months :D
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I wasted a lot of my life jacking off and shitposting. I always had a hard time being social and in tenth grade my parents booked me for weed so I used that as an excuse to break it off with the few friends I had. My life became a duality of internet addiction and getting by in school. Now I'm in university and nothing has really changed except now I drink sometimes.
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>>721695622
chick had a bad trip and stabbed herself, sent the cops to my door. Saved my life tbh. I was real strung out and need the time to cool off
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>>721695199
no you faggot....its because your body is literally sick from no opiates/opiods. No amount of the bodys natural endorphines actually work to make you feel better. And if they did, youre a fucking pussy thats never gone through real withdrawals.
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>>721695666
>666
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>>721695666
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>>721684083

Just got out of a 7 year relationship the day after our 7 year anniversary. Pretty good shit.

Never trust a woman. They're all liars, cowards and completely lack anything even resembling a heart.
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>>721695666
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>>721695666
and being the devil incarnate apparently
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>>721684083
Looks cool if you ask me.
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>>721696222
That's awfully subjective, but sorry to hear about the breakup. You're acting like a fag now(as you should be) but soon enough you'll get back into the swing of things, just be single for a year and find yourself again, do things that only you enjoy. You'll be ok man
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>>721695840
damn cuz. that's some shit. I've done acid bout like 5 times in my life.
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>>721695884
what ever dude i have my MD from Everest University and I know what I am talking about
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>>721696494

I'm well aware, this ain't my first rodeo (pure faggotry). Thanks man.
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>>721696680
I've done acid a bunch, its done wonders for me tbh, that was why I was selling it.....well that and the profits let me smoke meth til I was blue in the face
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>>721696919
Has acid really done wonders for you if you were doing meth at the same time? I'd say any potential benefits would just kinda be canceled out by the white trash meth
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>>721696786
no....you dont. The endorphines released during withdrawals do not make a dope sick individual feel better because it "feels dope af"...youre fucking retarded and need to go back to vetrinary school.
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>>721687954
Second
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The relationships I had when I was a teen are still something I regret to this day. I don't think I would have the trust issues or be so self-conscious if it wasn't for them.
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>>721696919
meth sounds fun yet scary.

acid has changed my life too
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>>721697223
Dude I have an MD from Everest, a doctorate from Brenau, and an associates from the University of Phoenix so you can shut your goddamn mouth
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>>721697166
I mean yeah, I'm still a piece of shit junkie, but I realize I'm a piece of shit junkie and more to the point when I dropped acid for the first time, I realized alot more about how people interact and feelings and shit like that. It made me waaaaaaay less autistic. I'm probably making no since, but that's probably the mushies

>>721697460
meth is best high I've ever had, but the worst life choice I've ever made. DONT SMOKE METH. Just stick to normal college drugs, mdma, lsd, mushrooms, and weed
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>>721691995
Haha just hit my exit and I live close to the freeway I'm feeling weirdly better...
Yeah I might avatar fag if this thread is still up I'll post pics of my bad choices ahaha
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>>721690203
Agree with this anon, but im doing drugs and work only, I like programming so thats my job just to have money for weed and helping my family
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>>721697460
stay away from meth /b/ro....and opiods/opiates. Stick with weed and hallucinogens.....trust me.

>>721697599
your bait is weak, like your fake ass degrees. Your dubs go unchecked...pleb.
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>>721698032
mdma is cool too if you can find a decent (internet) hook up. But what do I know, I've been eating mushrooms and taking whippets all day (allegedly)
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>>721698418
mdma/x isnt for me. Ive tried it 4 times. While it was interesting and not bad....left me feeling empty. Also have to watch for seratonin syndrome. I could take an ssri 8 hours later to help the comedown, but brain chemistry varies greatly.

Personally, if I want a good lift....gimme some good cocaine. Love coke. Hardly touch it these days, but after having tried meth twice, mdma/x 4 times...coke would be my go to feel street drug. Ive tried snorting riatlin (methylphenidate)...its close to chemical structure to cocaine...but wasnt feeling it right. Adderall on the other hand....with a little liquor.....a blast!
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>>721695666
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>>721699076
you don't want an ssri for the comedown, you want 5-htp, weed, and sleep. ssris on the comedown will really give you seratonin syndrome.

and what are you a mong? coke is shit, it's too fucking expensive to have any fun with
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>>721688600
>would you choose a lawyer with a smoking cat tattood on his arm?
I have to agree here, you definitely shouldn't choose a lawyer that is wearing a short sleeved shirt.
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>>721699363
like i said...brain chemistry varies greatly. I know i have an imbalance. Ssri helped my comedowns.

You gotta find a good coke supplier. Most street level garbage is only 3-5% coke max after being stomped on numerous times. Know the right people, you can get good 15-20% coke for the same prices. Just gotta work your way up the foodchain.
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>>721699751
right? lawyers should be wearing like a fancy button up shirt and nice pants, you know, lawyer stuff
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>>721699919
fair enough I guess, in my experience ssri's are trash regardless

and I used to help my homeboy break down keys before he went to the feds, regardless of the quality coke is purely shit tier as far as stimulants go
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>>721697642
i like cocaine a lot
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>>721684083
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>>721700167
well you have poor taste in drugs
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>>721691268
nice collar bone fag
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>>721700282
fuk
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>>721700139
i hate ssris too....doc has tried me on a few diff ones. Probably why itbhelped with comedown. A person that doesnt have a seratonin deficiancy could easily have issues when mixed with mdma/x.

Mustve been some crappy blow to start with if you think it was shit tier upon delivery. Sorry to hear that. Good coke is great! Sure it doesnt last as long as meth, but its a better drug period.

>>721700167
Indeed!
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when did this become a junkie/pothead thread
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>>721700544
I mean I'm not saying it doesn't feel good, it's just a shit tier stimulant, crack gets you higher, meth gets you higher and lasts longer, molly is about the same level of high, but doesn't leave your dick all floppy.

coke is shit tier, get over it
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>>721700974
it started as a poor life choices thread, it's really not that far of a leap tbh
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>>721701331
Truth
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>>721684083
When I was 16 I slept with a 25 year old, that's not too bad is it?
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>>721701037
coke never gave me limp dick....made me hornier and harder, just like adderall. X gave me limp dick issues...like i said, brain chemistry varies greatly.
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>>721701959
>When I was 16 I slept with a 25 year old, that's not too bad is it?

When I was 41 I slept with a 12 year old, that's not too bad is it?
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>>721702024
coke makes dicks limp, that's not brain chemistry, that's just regular chemistry. I'm starting to become convinced you don't know what you're talking about or the coke you were getting was pretty cut up
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>>721701959
when i was 17, 28 year old.
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>>721701959
Depends, are you a boy or a grill?
It's the difference between being a fag and a slut
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>>721702307
Same to you
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>>721701959
unless you were raped, I'd say that makes you successful regardless of gender
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>>721702336
fem
>>721702453
and I actually was when I was 14, just lashed out sexually afterwards /shrug
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>>721702811
neat, that sucks alot, I was raped a couple of times when I was growing up, but now I have drugs so it doesn't bother me any more
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>>721702811
Sux, seems to be what happens with a lot of people that go through that though.
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>>721701959
are u fkn kidding me? I slept with a 40yo milf at 17....far from a bad decision. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

>>721702290
seriously....never gave me limp dick. My body and brain are wired wrong. Add liquor (vodka preferrably) and i could fuck for hours without blowing.
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>>721703256
I'll take your word for it I guess bro
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I once had sex with my own ass
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>>721703000
check'd, and drugs do tend to help a lot lol tried therapy at one point but talking doesn't resolve much
>>721703192
yea, it also creates weird fetishes and a lifetime of never being satisfied but you deal with it
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>>721703668
therapy helps, but it's expensive. Being on drugs, while also expensive is way more fun
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>>721703453
Pics or it never happened
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>>721703869
my issue lies in i'm generally closed off and a bit of a hermit, talking to a shrink isn't as easy as i'd like it to be. way easier to play league of legends and get high all day lol
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>>721686565
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how did ou unscrew your brain? mines fucked
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>>721704249
samesies except csgo instead of league, cuz I'm not a filthy casual
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>>721685603
Kek
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>>721704316
because hes a 5th grade teacher....how could he not be happy seeing all that pedoass?
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>>721685603
Easy.... I voted for some nigger named Obama.
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>>721704429
meh i'm in too deep with league, and the computer is running far too slowly from downloading movies, music and other unnecessary shit, so i can't be picky about what i can play
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>>721703378
thats just how my body functions....wired by a Polish neurologist. All bass ackwards and shit.
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