Fluffy thread
What's more evil: someone who kills fluffies or someone who helps them?
>>721638702
No leggy fluffies are always bad fluffies. Only good fluffies keep their leggies so only leggy fluffies should get sketties.
>>721639168
If a fluffy mummah shows up on your doorstep begging to help her and her babbehs always make her trade at least half of them for one meal then boot her out the door.
>>721639412
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>721640641
I can relate
>>721640641
i was about to ask... arent you supposed to sleep by now? where are you from?
>>721641310
Just got off night shift, see fluffy thread, dump fluffy. I'm a simple man.
>>721638475
Anyone who gives food, comfort or shelter to a fluffy deserves to die in prison.
Fuck i want to get my lazy ass of videogames and turn my freetime into creating fluffy art :'(
>>721638475
The one who kills them, obviously. No reason to pretend there's any kind of justification for the things we do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
I cant get this autistic shit out of my head.
thanks anon from yesterday
What's up with this recurring thing of fluffies insisting that they're not toys, but "alive" when they're categorized as biotoys and not animals?
>>721644377
They are too stupid to realize and they cling to it. They too know that toys can be treated like shit.
>>721643741
Be nyu daddeh?
>surely there must be more to life
>>721638475
do you know the muffin man?
>>721644377
Because they really are living, sapient beings. The "biotoy" classification is hypocritical as fuck excuse to claim their emotions aren't real. How would you feel if court decided you don't have human rights since you're only a sack of flesh acting on hormones and nerve impulses?
Not complaining though, this is one of the most brilliant things about the whole fluffy universe. :)
always gets a laugh
>>721645561
Nice try, but I've got the facts!
>>721645292
I would argue. Everything created artificially in laboratories based on different experiments and treats pulled from other beings cannot considered a real, unique living being.
They breath, feel and live, that's for sure but they lack that natural right to be because they were designed and created by humans.
Hence they are called bio-toys, not so different from robots or other plastic things.
They cant be considered as such only because they can vocalize their thoughts and feelings.
>>721645561
now u're not so fast
>>721644377
It's a common headcanon to make life for fluffies even more miserable. Since they are not classed as animals they are not protected by any Animal Rights. Of course in real life such would not be the case, as fluffiies are sapient and sentient creatures with the mind of a human toddler.
>>721645292
This. I've always thought the reason the biotoy rhetoric works so well is that the plight of the homeless fluffies is too much for most people, so they gladly accept the biotoy expression as an excuse to ignore it. "I'm a good person and would never let innocent beings suffer. But the fluffies are just biotoys so it's okay for me to pass them by."
these threads
I just don't get it?
were you all abused as children?
>>721645764
well in a way yes, but lurk moar and you will be one of us
>>721645292
I personally like it because fluffies are pests destroying the ecosystem and infrastructure. Its the same reason i like Rabbit hunting so much, noone gives a shit if you skin and gut a rabbit while its still alive, they're fucking pests.
>>721645764
no, but I know someone who was!
>>721645764
I honestly have no fucking clue why I like these threads so much. I'm not fucked in the head, I LOVE animals and would never want to hurt them. But for some reason I get immense satisfaction from these shitty comics.
>>721645764
i was emotionally abused by my parents and class mates.
I remember when one of my bullies kicked my ass infront of my mom and she didnt give a fuck
i was just some shy kid
this is why i love fluffies, i love seeing the disbelief as they are rejected and die cold and alone
its a good thing my neighbours dont have pets
>>721645659
>Everything created artificially in laboratories based on different experiments and treats pulled from other beings cannot considered a real, unique living being.
>They breath, feel and live, that's for sure but they lack that natural right to be because they were designed and created by humans.
Would consider cloned humans to have rights?
>>721646025
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>>721645976
same
>>721645976
It's because you see the stupidity of these "creatures" and they are the embodiment of human stupidity so it's very satisfying to see a grotesquely cute creature being destroyed. It's our God complex taking over in our minds. And yes, it is immensely satisfying. Not to a sexual level like outsiders think, but a God control level.
could someone give me the rundown on jellenheimers?
>>721646025
well not entirely but thats a different topic (i would like to discuss it however) i regarded this imaginary fluffy question.
>>721646038
actually yes
Here's my OC
>>721646122
it's there king
>>721646234
wordy little bastard got the sorry box
>>721646228
I meant no, i would not give full rights to clones
>>721645805
man I've been lurking /b/ for a whole week, and most of the reads are fairly self explanatory
but this shit?
makes even less sense than /ha/
do you like the fluffies or not; there just this strange blend and it's all non-narrative
there arn't recurrent characters per ce, just a blend of shit fur and sadism; but also kindness
>>721646309
What if you're a clone, right now?
>>721640028
So THAT'S the original. I've seen every sort of variation except this one.
>>721646309
why not?
>>721645806
I've always considered fluffies destroying ecosystem and infrastructure to be just an excuse to abuse fluffies. These things are stupid, weak, and it's a miracle they're surviving at all, so if people actually wanted to wipe them out they would do it easily.
The way I see it the fluffies are just a petty nuisance. Most people simply don't care about them enough to deal with them one way or another, but there are always some who blame them for everything from economy to global warming in order to gain support for their extermination.
>>721646364
Fluffies are for all kinds of feels. Hugbox, sadbox, weirdbox, abuse and cute
>>721646364
i llike fluffy threads and the thought to keep a loved fluffy as my prized pet and abuse the shit out of any other.
Really just lurk moar. fluffy threads are this way
>>721646384
well that would be answer to some things in my life
>>721645976
This hit the nail or nah?
>>721646666
check out my quads
>>721645976
There's a lot of injustice in the world, and we've all suffered from it. For me the fluffies are a therapeutic way to feel like the oppressor instead of the oppressed for a chance, abusing something even more innocent and undeserving. It's like child abuse, except since it's just cartoons there are no real people getting harmed by it.
>>721646693
do i have to? i'd rather get ready for bed so i can work again tonight.
>>721646757
this one is fantastic
good night
>>721644377
>>721645292
The company that made them lobbied to get them classified as bio-toys rather than animals because else they would be subject to animal protection laws and that costs money
Its actually based on shit corporations already do to get out of paying damages and reparations and avoid lawsuits
The joke is that this clashes with the cartoony mentality of fluffies.
Read the hubris series at the booru it really goes into all this
>>721646797
hahh timezones man.
good luck to you next day as im about to wrap up work here and head home to spend my well earned free time on playing vidya
>>721646885
enjoy then. we all deserve our off time.
>>721646025
>cloned human
>uses scene from the hospital at starship troopers
You fail nigga
>>721646458
depends. if cloning means they have no souls then no.
>>721645716
>fluffiies are sapient and sentient creatures
Are they? common HC is that they are programmed and use parrot genes to talk but the company half assed it and thats why they talk weird
So basically fluffies don't think like a human they just repeat shit from memory when something happens, thats why all fluffies talk the same and say the same phrases and don't actually need to learn how to talk which is why foals start talking even without parents around
Think of this: octopi are super smart and have a high brain-to-body ratio but they aren't SENTIENT like humans because they don't need to be sentient to do what they do
>>721645764
You know thats a bullshit meme made up by lawyers to get their clients off jail right? most psychopaths didn't have a bad life
That richfag kid in texas that ran over a family didn't have a bad life, he just didn't give a fuck
>>721647210
you believe in souls?
>>721645976
I just find it very funny how a massive corporation went bust trying to make a IRL little pony pet and ended with these furry-pig-looking retarded horses that shit everywhere and are so fragile they are broken by all
>>721647393
Fluffies have the English language and core concepts like hugs and playing programmed into their genes, but beyond the basics they still have to learn things on their own. All creatures are born with certain innate instincts, fluffies just have the stock vocabulary on top of that.
>>721647778
There was a origin story at the booru where the company had made this actual talking horse pet that had a mind of its own and could talk right but it wasn't cute or tiny like fluffies so in the process of "fixing" it they had to scrap most of the brain to make it smaller which is why fluffies are programmed instead of actually learning
>>721648079
What's it called I'm actually incredibly interested in reading that
>>721648486
even if she got it the white one whould have hurt her to get it
OC
>>721649213
>her
Did you just assume this fluffy's gender ?
>>721649744
yes your point?
>>721649974
Was just kidding mate
>>721650061
i know :-P
do you think a fluffy skin would make a good hat?
>>721641718
Hey, that's really nice
>>721642417
You're aware that there's no such thing as a "fluffy" correct?
>>721649213
plus its broken...
>>721645732
Kys
>>721642417
so. pet owners? what about hasbio.
>>721652181
I think the tragedy is that the white fluffy took the piano and cannot play it. And since the rules allow only one fluffy per toy the white fluffy cannot show how it's played either.
>>721650980
so stuff like this is what creates future ferals.
wassup bitches?
>>721652839
I thought it was that the amputee couldn't reach the piano...
>>721641490
>>721652836
how much do fluffies know to their biology? she knows the babbehs are 'ready'
>>721640610
best mammah ever
>>721653076
I see we have a newcomer fascinated by fluffys.
Anyway what happens with most mummahs is they know they are pregnant but sometimes they don't know they are giving birth. Often times they only know when it's coming out, not ready.
>>721654530
so she is aware its babbehs and not poop, but she calls it poopies becasue that is her word for it.
is this her secound litter? what happened to the first, can babbehs survive to maturity without human care?
>>721645561
>>721654759
Ya pretty much. They call it big poopies but some people have it where they think it is real poop until they look at the babys.
It is not known if it's her first or second litter but fluffys tend to breed like rabbits when conditions are right.
Often time fluffys die easily in the wild or streets. Often times one or two fluffys survive to maturity in the wild. Depending on the area fluffys can survive seven months or two-three years.
Babbys can survive without human care as long as the mother is around. Fluffys though are made to want love from humans so they will seek them out as long as they are not traumatized from being abused all the time.
One thing I noticed about the picture is the fluffys are born with fur. Often times it take one or two days for the fur to start to grow.
>>721640641
>me_irl
>>721655162
>Babbys can survive without human care as long as the mother is around.
is that so?
>>721651658
Can you slant-eyes stop using 'W' for both 'L' and 'R' sounds. I get it's all the same to you nips, but it's fucking annoying to us white folk.
>>721648411
>>721648461
You know, most of Carnivorous Duck's art is cancer, but these two are pretty good.
>>721655655
Typically they need mummahs milk in order to survive. Some people have it though where they can be weaned off the milk the first week or so. Sometimes they find mares to steal milk from when they are sleeping.
Still as you can see they are getting wrecked and probably just lost their herd. They won't last long.
>>721655162
>Often times one or two fluffys survive to maturity in the wild.
yeah. that's the bit I am not buying. say the average litter is 8 foals, mares are prone ot still births, so lets take two, now you have the feeding and mare pecking order fo the best babbes to the worst in terms of allocating milk with the browns, alicorns and runts basically dying hands down. now we are down to five. the mare only has two teets meaning the two best babbehs get the most milk and are the best nourished, leaving the others to grow less well fed. factor in disease, predators, exposure, stupidity, the death of the mom, the brittleness of the fluffies and all that, best odds, you lose ONE of the two healthy faols and the other 3 undernourished foals are dead guaranteed. most realisitic that the only one who survives is the mammah who has to start over again is not dead already.
its really hard to believe these things CAN survive in the wild unless these things are like the seasonal designer fluffies whom don't get sold and are abandoned.
>>721655950
>Typically they need mummahs milk in order to survive. Some people have it though where they can be weaned off the milk the first week or so. Sometimes they find mares to steal milk from when they are sleeping.
well that still requires human intervention to survive...
>>721647210
What is a soul? Why do you think you have one and what makes one exist?
>>721655703
you'll live...
>>721655703
Ever been around small children? Many of them render both 'r' and 'l' sounds as 'w's.
>>721646025
well A, that is no how cloning works, you would get a carbon copy infant of the person you clones, but they would not be adult, nor will have any knowledge or experience of the person they are cloned from as they would lack the experiences that contained that knowledge. example, you can clone hitler a hundred times and give his clones different occupations, opportunities, cultures, exposure, education etc, and end up with 100 individuals cloned from hilters, that are nothing like hilter save fore genetics and probably would be too much like eachother either. cartoons may want him to come back as he was, but that's not how reality works.
>>721656176
They got ways to survive but often times they have to stay in herds. I like my fluffys litters to be around 6. Got to remember that fluffys mature fast so they can technically survive to adult hood within a month and a half but can die soon afterword. Also what the hell are those redish brown things?
>>721657179
>Also what the hell are those redish brown things?
parasites.
by since smarties rule heards, don't they make babbehs or enfng babbehs into fodder for their bullshit? smarties are pretty abusive and dumb as hell, I am think that herds are that advantageous when they max out the stupidity problem...
>>721649385
ass
>>721657428
Yup the smartie puts himself first. The bodyguards or "toughies" get second spot and everyone else is fodder.
The Smarty has to balance with being an asshole and being a good leader though like claiming land and finding sources of food or the others could revolt or leave. If the smarty could find food and land the others will look at the smarty in a better light.
>>721657979
kek
>>721656701
Not white ones that speak Indo-european languages.
Anybody here know when Hewmon is going to reopen Fluffybooru registration?
>>721656176
>pecking order
That's a hellgremlin headcanon. Proper fluffies love all their babies and everything else equally, and the whole hierarchy thing was made up by the hg-fans who wanted more things to hate about their spinoff fluffies.
>>721654844
absolutely disgusting
>>721656952
That's not what I asked about. Do you think lab-grown humans would deserve human rights?
>>721658100
shut up venezuelan. You aren't white
>>721657428
>enfie babbehs
More predominantly hellgremlin bullshit. Fluffies were designed to be the epitome of friendliness, and raping babies is not something a creature that lives for love and huggies should do nonchalantly.
>>721645764
>he wasn't abused as a child
How soft are you bud?
Here's Fluffy Lake again. Long story, but pretty much every single sentence is golden.
>>721659192
>>721659223
Nevermind, looks like we're reaching the bump limit before I could get it all in one thread.
WHat is the appeal of this? Is it sexual?
>>721659376
Image limit reached, can't post the last page.
and better without the retard who post birds.
>>721655442
more like this?
>>721659437
Yes. I fap daily to fluffy abuse.
GUUUUUD FEEEEEEEWS!
>>721660333
I have the previous part, but image limit is reached.
>>721656176
The idea is that fluffies were made to be sold sterile and only produced at hasbio so they made mares have big litters year-round (unlike rabbits and other animals that have seasons) to increase production
They didn't care about mares being able to take care of the foals because the foals would be taken and put in incubators or something
And they didn't care about fluffies being able to survive in the wild because they were supposed to be this expensive house pet
So fluffies got out, some canons say peta others say industrial accident, but they managed to live in the wild because they were made to breed all the fucking time and at record speed: mares get pregnant and give birth in 2-3 weeks with up to 10 foals. There are no animals of that size that can breed like that IRL
So even a fragile piece of shit that can't compete with real animals (fluffies) can survive since as long as 2 of those 10 foals reach adulthood their population will be stable
>>721658285
>muh gremlims
Hugfag pls go
shouldnt we supposed to start a new thread?
>>721661779
You know it has nothing to do with hugbox, leave the strawman alone.
>>721649385
AIDS
>>721639442
Thanks! I'll remember that for the next time a fluffy is knocking on my door...
>>721659016
One of the more interesting transitional phases for the foal raping headcanon that The Enfening was a part of was that fluffy stallions had no overarching desire to rape foals right off the bat, but that if they were accidentally or artificially introduced to sex with a foal in some way it would become overwhelmingly addictive and essentially "ruin" the fluffy (maybe because foals are so tight?). I recall a pretty popular story about a fluffy that had been ruined through foal rape being displayed at a pet store and tortured because it couldn't help but try and copulate with other foals.
Not sure if I'd take it on myself as a full headcanon but it was a neat exploration.
I think it's strange that even though fluffies are designed as childrens toys I don't often see any children involved in most comics and stories. we rarely see fluffies filling their intended purpose.
>>721657773
but smarties are not actually smarter than other fluffies, they are jsut bullies who think they are. so how can they be competent leaders?
>>721658285
so bestest babbehs don't exist beyond smarties?
>>721665419
Hellgremlins. It's the term for the sub-fandom of people who want to hate fluffies, ironically making them the opposite of everything the primary fluffy fandom is about. People who want to justify their desire to abuse fluffies in some way came up with the idea of mothers treating their babies unequally so that the heroic abuser protagonist could swoop in, kill the evil fluffies and save the poor poopy-baby from its abusive family.
>>721661779
>So even a fragile piece of shit that can't compete with real animals (fluffies) can survive since as long as 2 of those 10 foals reach adulthood their population will be stable
that's BEST case scenarios assuming there is no additional variable since ANY variable tend to be lethal to fluffies.
the breed like rats thing really doesn't work or make sense with the two-teet resource limit UNLESS these things get a genetic payoff for all their breeding, AKA mutations and evolution.
>>721645561
now u're not so fast
>>721659016
but smarties do this, correct?
>>721665760
wasn't that also the standce fore the unrealistic breeding rate or ferals dispite their unrealitic survival rates? weren't ferals supposed to be pests that it was heroic to harm and hurt?
then I start brining up how these things are such shit, even with the rat-rate-breeding excuse, the altrition is too insane to make them a viable pest, and any continued wild fluffies beyond the PETA incident would have to be totally human caused. but people fight that all the time, once again, it take the heroism out of the abuse and puts the responsibility on the humans, but... whats wrong with that?
>>721658453
well, I mean, you are investing so much into making an out of womb human... what would be the plan behind it?
>>721664157
yeah, but doesn't that just add more to foal attrition as well as stem the birthrate?
>>721638131
Kibbles is gey
>>721665269
In a way they are smarter cause they know how to manipulate other fluffys. Other then that though they are stupid and prideful.
>>721667825
so basically Smarties are the fluffy version of trump?
>>721667943
Ha ha ha ha.
Once again the rabid Trump haters have to needlessly bring politics into a discussion. Once gain it's shit flinging and no real constructive criticism. This is why everyone hates you.
>>721668423
Are fluffies redpilled or bluepilled?
>>721668423
honestly, there are a billion names to choose from when saying 'not smart, but manipulative.'
Trump is just the most relevant today and easiest to reference. I wasn't aiming for a nerve, i was trying to make sense of how smarties are smart.
its like frat boys who get great jobs after school, while not learning anything, they make it through connections and hyping how great they are without actually being great, verses the anti-social dork who is actually intelligent. the alicorn verse the frat boy as it were (since Trump seems to be a tender sport for you. )
>>721668852
>Are fluffies redpilled or bluepilled?
so what does red pill blue pill even MEAN in this context?
>>721668891
Oh you so meant it that way. Ok sorry for freaking out on you. Once you hear it every day it starts to eat at you.
Ya all politicians are manipulative.
>>721668954
simple. would fluffies vote for trump and try to stop the degeneracy and the jewery?
>>721669297
Fluffies would want to vote for whoever promised them the most sketties, but die trying to operate the voting machine.
>>721669297
that what trump is doing? becasue he just seems to be serving us up to wallstreet if anything else, jew run or otherwise.
>>721669053
so an alicorn is the real genius ans the smarty is just the best showman? or a alicorns aspies and smarties a NTs?
>>721638131
Kys