DEJA VU - DRUGS
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You do realize I was kidding
Nothing personal kid
Thanks for the volume warning
Attention all Anons:
This sjw butthurt is creeping into every YLYL thread, last one I saw last night was over a 9/11 pic.
They're trying to tread that thin line comedy bullshit and play the offended card.
We need to make it a thing where people travel to Israel and glue coins to the sidewalks. Mostly the smallest form of currency from your country but a few larger ones. We need to pick one city to do it in, I say Tel Aviv. That way people can watch Jews try to pull pennies off the ground fruitlessly all day.
It's fucking 4am over here and my volume was at 100%
My Wife woke up, my dog is barking, the cops came and I'm now posting from prison.
I probably deserve this.
>mfw I have headphones in at 100% and I can no longer hear
HOL UP smacks lips
THAT WE CAN LIKE GET SUM snorts loudly through huge nostrils
GET SUM OF THAT YOU SAYING THAT SOME FINNA eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
HOL UP SO U BE SAYING IS licks teeth and grins
THAT THIS LITTLE WHITE GURL HURR AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP steals
SO U BE SAYIN gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA sets down cotton bale
HOL UP strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE throws gang sign
SOM FINNA swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING Rolls a blunt
WE GONNNAA TURN INTOOO MULTIPLE GENDERS OOOO SOME SHIEEEETTTT
god I don't see why people are supporting those sand niggers when Daddy Donald is trying to keep us safe.
sacrifice data retention for data searching and interpretation. Why remember something that's a few button presses away at any moment?
Though I don't think anyone's ever had trouble locating their own country on a map.