Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I am the one who preys on weak
I offer everything they seek
And I am the son who comes into the daughters of men
Harvesting crops of fields that others have plowed
Claiming best dofus
yeah i was wondering for work and its not too bad
i dont want to tell that
yeah its fun here
:o i think I am napping
I'm personally a big believer in New Mexico St. Florida Gulf Coast and Middle Tennessee are pretty good picks too this year
What Genre Is that?
Sorry i don't really listen to anything other than classic rock
Tell me, tell me!
well sometimes it takes longer like an hour or even more
I have to go now good night
Claiming best girl!
Was about to make a new thread, but I didn't have to after all \o/
I can't play any instrument at all, but I occasionally dabble in drawing, which basically has the same rule: practice your ass off to get to decent level.
It'll be delicous!
thats long goodnight
yeah i dont see how it could go wrong
That actually sounds like a pretty good idea right now. I think I'm gonna head out for the night.
FGCU came out of nowhere, it's good seeing the likes of them and Wichita St. pulling off some upsets as of late. Never knew about Middle Tennessee though.
Who else here /hopeshielderdiddie/?
Also Rory claimed.
Is this the meme?
At least you'll learn what doesn't work. That's good, right?
In my experience weird usually means smarter or better educated.
Tell me about yourself then, please.
I hope the next one to die is Georgette tbh.
Still cleaning my room, tbh
>found a fedora in my middleschool/elementry school stuff
i dont deserve this
She looks really good in that sweater
oooh I see! I hope I've practiced enough to at least be considered decent! D=
You must be quite euphoric.
Or were in your younger years.
My little bro is the same way.
What's up. Still here as always?
Why haven't you tried War Thunder? I moved from World of Tanks to WT. It's just better. Even the tanks move more realistically.
Le edgelord :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
yes thats good
i dont know where to start i have a boring life
thats she has a few of those
Boring is better than crippling despair.
What makes it so boring though?
I just thought it looked cute so I bought it..
On the bright side, I found a sailor suit inspired dress that still fits, so hey.
Middle Tennessee State beat Michigan State as only the 8th 15 seed to beat a 2 and they're looking good this year.
Well anyway, nighty night
Why is this thread so lewd all of a sudden?
I'll tell you about me, I live in Connecticut, its really fucking boring here and nothing to do. My hobbies are drawing and bike riding and camping. I'm not in school atm, though because no money.
Who is the waifu?
Huh? Are you a girl or trying for a trap body? Guys don't buy clothes because of cuteness.
What's your job?
I might have to start working again. Business is picking up for Spring and hopefully I got 2 new clients this month. Hopefully. It's probably about to get busy. More money but less relaxation. I could take it or leave it honestly.
You know killing shit in doom. you bored?
How messy is it? Nice you must have been cool
Yeah. I never said i didnt try war thunder I just dont like it. I like the more arcade feel of WoT
It's a reaction image because I don't like using ":o".
>what's my job
Ain't no jobs here.
What's your job? Also clients? Are you an escort?
My computer can't run Doom, fuck you!
And yeah I'm bored.
Oh I see. I like the whole airstrike thing along with many of the other mechanics.
You play doom too? Classic or the newest one?
Le supur edjest loard XXDDD :PPPPP
There you are. I went to bed before answering some questions. I don't have enough money for the Nintendo Switch, so I probably won't get it. If I got anything I'd actually get the Wii U, because I don't have one. But no money for that either.
And I too mostly play PC games, I just didn't mention them since that would be a much much longer list. Mostly free or cheap singleplayer PC games.
i dont really do anything
i dont know i use a few pictures like that usually
those are nice hobbies im not in school either
I just pulled a 5 star Sakura...
Do you not know what Darwin's Theory of Evolution is?
Survival of the fittest is who can reproduce the most. Seeing that Dogs and Humans cannot have children, you most likey will die without offspring. Eventually, all the dogfuckers will die off.
While I do not dispute your claim to the only polite Joestar in the entire series, I need to include that Speed Weed is a close second
>Also Koto claimed
Girl, but I was pretty tomboyish as a kid.
I am cleaning out the drawers and closet, neither of which has been cleaned since I moved in.
I get away with it at 45 frames so its not perfect but it will do. Do you play other things?
The new one but i have played the older one on xbox
ugh nintendo hates me for not buying a wii u or a 3ds
I hear you man. The jobs here are shit tier too. It seems that way throughout the entire country, unless you know someone on the inside who can land you a job. Of course.
No I run a mini vending company and dog walking. Might also do some landscaping in the near future. I want to proliferate the types of business I own in case one goes sour, then I got others to fall back on.
The economy really kills my clientele though. Nobody wants to pay much money when most young people here make $7-10/hr. Gotta keep lowballing offers to get my client base larger. Sucks. Fuck this economy. It never recovered and it's getting worse.
If you're that bored try going door to door and offer cheap as fuck landscaping.
Perfect sense of logic. That's why gays don't exist.
A large somewhat expensive house.
Why do you call people edgy when you post shit like this?
"This is why I stopped caring about the human species XD"
You degenerate trash
No videogames are fucking boring.
I'm not reading all that.
what is fucking a dog like
I can't justify spending $60 for a video game. That's 2 months phone bill to me. It's just not prudent financially.
I've always been a bargain hunter. Even when I become a millionaire I'll probably still drive my old beat up truck.
I used to want to be a scientist. Had this mindset to contribute to the species at all costs no matter what. Not many people think that way so over time I realized how stupid it was. I outgrew it, mainly because of people like the dude I was responding to in that picture. Just annoying, hateful people.
On the internet it's different though. There's more of a tolerance for trolling/hate etc. But in real life some people really are completely destructive. If you grew up in the ghetto for 20 years you'd understand.
That's why I stopped caring about the species.
Then just read the response to you.
Also rather dank
I always only read the responses to me, I don't care what you tell other people.
dank doesn't sound very good
S-stop! Don't push me
Y-yeah, b-but now everyone is being lewd
whats trade school
yeah i just cant do that this time of the year
i could try to use less lewd pictures if you dont like that
Ah shit completely bailed on the thread earlier. Whoops. Got caught up in something.
Ugh that is just horrible I see why it takes a bit
Do you get enjoyment out of anything? well besides that one thing
I spent 20 dollars on it
Well the jist of it was why not start your own company? That's the only way I've ever survived personally.
Then when it gets successful, start another.
Dank buds are good bro.
True but just an example. What about cleaning services? Computer repair works too, or maybe sell chocolate for Valentine's day and pretend you're doing it for a school.
Anything to survive.
20 still seems like a lot for one game.
Stupid dog, I just want pull your leash and swing you around by your throat
haha YES :ok_hand: :joy:
I've been thinking of trade school personally. It's not all that expensive. The problem is a lot of people still want experience for some reason. I'm not sure if it's worth taking the leap to go to school for it.
I sure as hell wouldn't mind starting an electric or plumbing company or something. Those people make serious cash.
Anyone here have any good experiences with trade school? I might research it later tonight.
I like how they look, feel, and act. It sucks they can't live as long as people or talk.
On the bright side, it's kinda nostalgic to look through all this stuff.
I feel like a dollar an hour is worth it
When are you not bored then? Or do you do it on the daily
I bought a new 3ds xl so nintendo loves me
Well im going to sleep now. Tomo, if Shielder makes an appearance please shoot me a message on Discord so I know he's fine. Goodnight
I don't like my dog that much
>a dollar an hour is worth it
Not even while you're sleeping dude.
Not even that much
im not that desparate to survive
i think i should back off on those i get a lot of reactions
that sounds okay but i dont know what i would want to do
W-well, you don't HAVE to stop.
I mean i don't m-mind if they're a bit more... Lewd
i claim this wife*
Then give him away to someone who will care about him.
Thank god. Desperation sucks.
Bland, devoid of features.
When did you last and what was it? Im not exactly down for that
Bias i knew it. Night and cand do
For a game I mean. so far ive gotten 15 and i still need to beat the game
Mm, not really, but I'll keep you posted.
i did find my old teddybear
If you had to give a dog away, would you be willing to give it to someone who fucks dogs?
My dogs only care about my mom. It makes me jealous.
she's not technically mine though
I'm out of here until you can learn to shorten your sentences.
Check on online for a list of Trade skills your can learn, one might be of interest to you.
I want to become a butcher~ See ya.
I enjoy reading, but I don't enjoy reading long responses.
Oh yesterday, it was just a pig. They wanted fresh meat for their Superbowl party or something. So I helped my uncle with it. Bye.
Same, but reading long responses that are interesting is fun.
Not to a bestialist or zoosadist. Maybe to a zoo who actually gave a shit about animals, but sadly I think the're significantly rarer than bestialists or sadists who really do just rape animals, or at best use them for "kinky" sex then continue feeding them disgusting plastic cancer dogmeat cereal (kibble) 3 times a day for a decade straight.
Cool looking dudes. At least someone loves them. They probably have a good life.
Is. Shortening. All. Of. My. Sentences. Like. This. Okay?
yeah it must be awful
that sounds like a cool job goodbye
They're both girls. They're cute but so misbehaved they can really harm me. My shoulders feel like shit when I take them on walks since they like to jerk and pull and try to rip my shoulders off. I hate my mom. My mom made them this way. I feel they're both inherently good girls, but my mom made them only care about food and nothing else in life.
Aight well I'm off to play the Witcher, night folks
This is an imageboard and reaction images are superior to emoticons.
Just stop the walk when they do that. They'll get the point gradually over time. You have to be consistent.
IN the zoo community it is well known most people who have sex with animals are rapists or kinky sex seekers. Actual zoosexuals are few and far between.
I wouldn't be so sure. All the jobs went to India and China for $1/hr.
Very wrong. I would pluck potatoes or paint houses if it paid $15/hr like it used to. Back when a dollar was worth more than today.
Supply and demand.
Too many cheap laborers drive wages way, way down.
It doesn't work since while I walk them more than anyone else does, everyone else teaches them bad habits faster than I can unteach them bad habits. And other people give them so much food, the dogs act like I don't exist, since I'm the only person who doesn't give them fifty treats a day.
I use to do hard labor, during and after high school, making fences and shit cause it payed $10/hr, shit job, cool co-workers, nice boss. No regrets, would do again.
I live in Iowa and I wanted to work at the local farm when I graduated HS, but there were no hirings because of those fucking wetbacks. You don't even have to pay them and they do a shitty job farming too. I fucking hate them.
The only reason I got my job over mexicans is because my boss is a racist, grew up near a lot of gang fuckers in Arizona.
You can't kill Juvia
I can appreciate a quality lewd every once in a while
Zoophile is an umbrella term that can include people who have sex with humans, and only animals for fun. Technically bestialists are zoophiles and while they don't hurt animals, I still don't respect them.
Zoosexuals are animal exclusive and it implies they treat their animal partners as equal.
People mix up the terms all the time. Most people don't care about the semantics unless they're zoos or people studying zoophilia in an academic sense.
There are plenty of zoophiles, but zoosexuals are quite rare. If they have a human partner and an animal partner, they are not zoosexual.
Trump is a puppet ruler who has no say in his own decisions. He's just a face for people to hate. Banks control the borders.
That sucks man. You can't undo what they keep doing. Maybe just move out and get your own dogs then train them right.
Yes. I did the same shit and most people I know did too. Too bad jobs paid shit back then and still do.
Too much cheap labor in this country.
That's not really how it works. People will be forced to offer higher wages because less people are around to do it. Or they won't have workers while their competitors will. Then they'll go out of business.
Yeah, I'm in that position right now where I'm 20, parents forced me to drop out of college, and mother talks about kicking me out every week. Give me liberty or give me death. In this situation, it'll probably be the latter.
How'd your parents force you to drop out? Were you studying a shit tier degree like Music studies or something?
Your mom sounds like she sucks. That's a shame. Hope you find your way in life somehow.
Sure as long as you don't use animals as sex toys and pimp them out to your friends or something.
why do people spam lewd at you if its just once in a while?
They forced me by saying "oh yeah we decided we want this money for our retirement instead of for your college. we're not paying anymore and we refuse to cosign any loans you wanna take because we hate you anyway"
My parents have been sadistic bullies my whole life.
I was studying computer science and linguistics. And yeah, both parents are bad but my mom is the worst. She's cruel.
I'd never do those things, so don't worry. I do care about dogs. I care about everything, really.
I don't even have friends anymore since I'm not in college. I'm introverted, but I'm still upset I'm missing out on so much.
Good question. I don't even post lewds
I do enjoy seeing them though
Bout time you got here
>i was starting to get lonely...
No no crying
>hugs from behind
Depressing dude. Leave them when you get the money somehow and never return. They're the kind of piece of shit who say sorry when they run out of money and are on their deathbeds.
Don't fall for it.
>I'd never do those things, so don't worry. I do care about dogs. I care about everything, really.
Well that's what I meant by not liking bestialists.
Friends are way overrated dude. When my business started making some money and people heard about it, my "friends" along with my brother tried to blackmail me with the dogsex thing. My brother would go on my computer all the time and found out and told people about it.
My response was to move to a better house and threaten to destroy my own business myself as it would land my entire family in poverty but wouldn't affect me. I could easily rebuild by myself but they depended on my business to survive.
Irony. You gotta love it.
Your mom reminds me of my older brother. Piece of shit that has always obsessed with my life and always spied on me since we were young. Total obsessed weirdo. Why is he so obsessed with me?
Thats what happens when we only have one way to communicate and i go to.sleep way before you.
I won't fall for it. I've already predicted they'll ask me for money when I'm working and they're retired, and I won't. They can get that from their star child, my younger sister.
>Friends are way overrated dude
A good friend is a good friend. My standards are high, so I never had many, but some have been wonderful to be with.
While I agree your brother and ``friends'' are shit, you should consider investing in a password on your computer. Maybe multiple passwords.
That's interesting: why did you even let them benefit from your business?
Spying reminds me of the terrible experience of when my mom did a room search once when I was school, and claimed she fucking ``cleaned'' my room. She looked inside boxes that were inside boxes that were inside boxes and found my thigh high socks, and proudly displayed them on my bed to show her victory over my privacy.
Sadists exist. iunno
Not one bit
Anyway nighty night
We also live in different time zones so that probably doesn't help...
I miss the old /waifu/, straight from the 4chan
I hate the new /waifu/, the "cute" mood /waifu/
The always hugbox /waifu/, spaz in the news /waifu/
I miss the rude /waifu/, chop up the trpcodes /waifu/
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to claim in /waifu/
And now I look and look around and there's so many /waifus/
I used to love /waifu/, I used to claim in /waifu/
I even had the high quality pic
I thought I was /waifu/
What if Chen made a song, about /waifu/ ?
Called "I Miss The Old /waifu/," man that would be so /waifu/
That's all it was /waifu/, we now hate /waifu/
And I hate /waifu/ like people hates Chen
I did but he still would get into it. Once he even stole my fucking hard drive to download everything in it when I was away for 3 days. I came back early and discovered it missing
Fucking weirdo seriously. I'm glad I don't live with those people anymore.
Not close to my family at all. They are only a source of income. If they don't piss me off, I'll pass my dog business to them in a few years if this vending stuff works out. Only for the sake of my younger siblings. The rest of them can fuck off.
Sadists and spying pieces of shit suck and need to fucking disappear. Painfully.
My dogs are my family.
That's insane stuff. I fortunately have a physical lock on my computer, making it such so that you can't open it up without the key or breaking the lock or case.
Why would you want that? Families are inherently bad.
My brother's a real Judas. No sense of respect. Very self absorbed. He'd sell your soul for a free cigarette.
I know that feel, my older sister is a huge cunt who'd sell me for a cookie.
I guess most of the lower tier people on earth think that way.
Sadly a lot of them are quite rich.
No wonder the earth looks the way it does.
Why do you ask?
That's the ironic part, my sister is poor because she's an asshole. Hearty keks are had.
I'm glad i could liven up your night.
Nah, my sister is scared of me now, I'm much stronger and faster than her now, and also I conceal carry daily, she's a liberal who things guns should be banned. Kek.
Yeah its really nice to see you whenever i can
I feel the same, You make the nights feel special.
How are you?
Also, If you don't mind me asking, where do you live? It always seems you're getting on as i am getting ready for bed.
HanakoXTomoko ship when?
I'm pretty good. I live in Vegas.
You deserve it~.
And i thought you might live out west. I live in Michigan so it makes sense then
Let me have my fantasies ;w;
Closet done. Just gotta clean out my drawers and stuff now.