I've been in the Stolen Valor game for about a year now.

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>>721536173
pic related

Incoming triggered faggots

>>721536205
buttblaster armyfag

>>721536213
you called?

You're a troll. I don't even know a thing about military awards and that combination on your jacket is so obviously bullshit that anyone could spot it. No way you'd make it this long wearing that.

>>721536173
You could always kill yourself

I mean, not cause of the "honor of heros" shit, i mean cause that is the lowest rent teir of con artist there is. We respect government grifters more than SVs

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>>721536173
This is good b8. Actually made me angry despite the obviousness of it.

Also, fuck you.

>>721536356

see:

>>721536213

>>721536408
Why is this relevant?

i agree with OP since the US military fights for jewish interests there is no real honor in serving

Americans apparently get madly triggered by this stolen valor thing?

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>>721536322
Stay mad fags. I'll be enjoying my discounted mattresses and the salutes of little kids.

>>721536173
Yeah, get some new bait

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>>721536322
thats not him you dick. He didnt claim to be either

>>721536173
What do you use for a false history? What unit were you in?

>>721536356
Why is this relevant?

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I started wearing my dad's old uniform after he was killed in Afghanistan, and i'm tall for my age, so no one said anything the first few times a did it. The free large drinks at McDonalds is cash.

>>721536459
Why is this relevant?

>>721536554
Why is this relevant?

>>721536451
Why is this relevant?

>>721536598
Why is this relevant?

>>721536459
it will take one vet to spot you, beat you near death, and have you paying out the ass for it

>>721536551
>>721536572
>>721536584
>>721536598
Fuck off. What are you doing?

>>721536598
It was a question-ish. This stuff sprouts up every once in a while and I don't really understand the fuss.

>>721536625
Nah, he'd be paying for it. Wearing uniforms is protected by the 1st Amendment. Stay mad fags.

if i ever find anyone who knowingly stole valor i would beat the shit out of them

my advice is watch your back

>>721536623
Why is this relevant?

>>721536677
Why is this relevant?

>>721536635
Why is this relevant?

>>721536677
And here you are sitting on your fat ass doing nothing. Shut the fuck up faggot.

>>721536173
>I've been posting copy pasta for about a year now. I love cock rate/trap threads, but i want to take it to the next level. Any tips, tricks and suggestions from other cock fans out there?

>>721536635
why is this relevant

>>721536572
>>721536584
>>721536598
What did he mean by this?

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>>721536625
You think soldiers can spot me? I don't think so, i've been in the SV game for too long. Not scares of a bunch of high-school dropouts.

>>721536783
Why is this relevant

>>721536173
lol@ this faggot if he's actually killed someone those medals aren't real or something

>>721536795
What's your army story then?

>>721536742
actually im posting this from my phone not at my house. im always happy to meet other veterans but if they dont pan out i wont hesitate to lay into them.

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>>721536173
people who do this are shit heads. its not much different from dressing up a a cop to steal kids

Jesus christ, Op. Reading though your post has made me rock solid, My cock is practically leaking salty pre-cum down my ballsack, I mean.. I just didn't know anons like you still existed...

>>721536795
>You think faggots can spot me? I don't think so, i've been HIV postive for too long. I gave HIV to bunch of high-schoolers.

>>721536554
You didn't though did you.

>>721536884
Why is this relevant?

>>721536870
>he says in a 4chan thread
Like I said, shut the fuck up faggot.

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I don't get all the hate. It's no different from wearing a football jersey. Wearing the jersey doesn't make you Tom Brady. It's just a way of showing your respect.

>>721536884
cops steal kids?

brb getting a cop uniform

>>721536447
>>>/pol/

>>721536912
relevent this is why?

>>721536958
you stand out like a sore thumb, anyone whos been through basic training can tell your full of shit

Well i think my job here is done

>>721536965
my point exactly

>>721536958
m8 nobody gets that meny ribons unless fighting in atleast 3 wars

>>721536958
You look like the biggest faggot hahahaha why you look like that with somany medals l would think it's your family members that passed away or that you were a fake which is even funnier to laugh at

>>721536884
Nah, cops are smarter than soldiers. They'd spot you too quickly. It's easier when most only have a GED.

>>721536173
What the fuck is this autism?

>>721536958
Dis nigga won WWII all by himself.

>>721537137
soldiers a trained to spot the enemy, cops are trained to spot criminals its not about being smart and your argument is an opinion

>>721536662
impersonating a government official is not protected by the first amendment, are you fucking retarded?

>>721537264
Look it up homie. Wearing a uniform is perfectly legal in the US

>>721536958
whats that medal near your heart? did you get that for climbing stairs?

fucking dumb faggot, at least try to make it realistic

>>721537264
A soldier is not necessarily a government official.

>>721537248
Nah, they're trained to clean toilets and fill out forms. Trust me, it hasn't been a problem.

>>721536958
It is different though. When you wear a jersey with Tom Brady on it , you're not convincing anyone. But when you walk around in a uniform for the purpose of convincing people you're this or that, you're tricking people.

>>721537327
but is it moral that is the question. i could say i donate to charity when i dont but is it moral?

>>721537327
But impersonating someone for material gain such as discounts is a form of fraud

>>721537388
That's they're problem, not mine.

>>721537373
yeah well i know which one i would rather go to war with

you could get a free blowjob instead of a free coke at mcdonalds...

http://www.india.com/lifestyle/veterans-get-free-blowjobs-by-pornstars-in-veteran-day-2016-party-nsfw-video-1649761/

>>721537478
Only suckers go to war. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

>>721537402
not only that but didn't Obama sign this thing called the Stolen Valor act passing certain laws like this particular gem? Stolen Valor federal law. (H.R.258)
https://www.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/258

>>721536173
WTF is that uniform lol

>>721537493
Sweet. Thanks for the tip.

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It takes more bravery to do Stolen Valor than it does to march in straight lines, clean toilets and get buttfucked by your drill Sargent.

THis guy is the real hero

>>721536173
these guys used to trigger me, but look at that guy, he clearly has an undiagnosed mental health issue

>>721537530
only faggots dont fight for their freedom and roll over

>>721536554


How many ranks that nigga got?

>>721537695
only faggots die young. I'll be enjoying my freedom. Thanks sucker.

>>721537776
he diamond prestiged in cod, just showing the word!

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>>721536173
yo check out my sweet medals bro. i won them in iraq and nam

>>721537776
dats da nigga that killed bin laden. you get all the ranks for that.

>>721537548
>WTF is that uniform lol
It's a combo air force/infantry/u-boat captain uniform.

>>721537821


>triggered

That fat fuck looks like he ATE Iraq and Afghanistan.

>>721536447
/thread

>>721537821
kek that seal trident

>>721537821
noice. that's some top-notch SV.

>>721537883


>Air Force

>Combat Infantry Badge

>niggrd

>>721537928


Well, he kinda looks like a retarded walrus, sooo...

>>721536554


If you're gonna SV at least get your medals in their right order nigger.

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I don't even try to get discounts. I just like the way people smile at me and the way old guys and little kids salute me.

>>721538292


I seriously do not think you could be any more retarded if you tried.

>getting this triggered over someone impersonating a high school dropout who got paid tax dollars to shoot at goats and the sandnigs fucking them

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>>721538292
same

People getting trolled hard...

>>721537023
>expecting someone silly enough to wear unearned medals to exercise common sense or restraint

>>721538451
You really dont realize that it might actually be a militaryfag trying to rustle your jimmies. Or at least someone who recently googled stolen valor.

>>721536173
My man, I get free drinks at the bar in my town because people think I was in vietnam even though I just went over there for a month long vacation.

>>721540177
>i've seen some shit
Those ladyboys didnt clean there asses well

>>721537928
he earned that for a vicious assault at red lobster

>>721536173
Veteran here. At least do some research about uniforms and regs. And know a job/MOS that isnt a "ranger" or "seal" or "space shuttle door gunner"

My brother in law served 4 years in the Air Force during the Vietnam era. He was a mechanic and stationed in South Korea. Now he us claiming "combat zone, 2 tours." Is this bullshit? He never saw a bullet fired except in training.

>>721540519
space shuttle door gunner sounds like a boring job anyway

>>721541440
no, it sounds awesome, and it gets you pussy!

>>721541389
Weell, technically the Korean war is still ongoing.

My dad was a submariner in the navy and he has a license plate that says that and a couple of stickers on his truck. I hate driving that truck. I always end up with some weirdo on a Harley following me around and asking me at a stoplight where I served, etc. fucking weirdos.

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>>721541765
where did you serve?

>>721538292
>reversed flag in the middle of his chest
TOP KEK

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>>721537025
found the OP that started all this shit

>>721536173

Enjoy the free incentives. It's like welfare 2.0, brother. Getting free shit for doing notjing. Enjoy it!

>>721536173
Turn yourself in you dirty parasite, people earn those discounts, you leech off it by committing fraud.

>>721540519


I was an inflight missile repairman.

>>721542005
I tell them Lake Superior.

>>721540519
I was camoflauge instructor on a submarine. also 5 star general

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>>721536173
kys

>>721540519
I was a Chinese fighter pilot during the Punic Wars of 1722-1/2 where we bombed Mogadishu. Ruff stuff, man.

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>>721542589
you bombed somalia?

All these stolen valor guys are retards.

First get a haircut and shave. Second get the uniform right, less is more, and requires less backstory. Work in a Purple Heart and deployment with CAB, but a MOS that is close to your real job... 25B, 92Y, 42. Those job fields are huge and you could be a random soldier on staff and no one would know you. Pick a unit and read up on it, where it was stationed etc. finally pick a respectable intermediary rank like 1LT/CPT or SFC where no one will think much of you being a fuckup.

Enjoy your free sodas faggots - 11 years real army fag

>>721542784
No, it was the Asian subcontinent of Antarctica and it was swarming with Sioux warriors armed to the teeth with phasers. Sadly for those poor crackers, they got two scud missiles: fatman and little boy. Those missiles hit so hard we learned never to attack the tower of Giza so aggressively again.

>>721537678

Looks like someone got discharged while still in basic. Good riddance.

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my dad bled out in iraq for people like you op.
die a special kind of painful death please.

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>>721542972
kek

>>721543234
Fuckin hate the fruit salad gum chewing pecker cheese fuckers.

>>721537327
Actually, the current standing orders for uniform is that they cannot be worn in public unless you're at a wedding/funeral or actually reporting to base. In which case you need to have your ID on you as well.

If you're going to do it, at least know what you're on about.

>>721543483
The horrors of schoolyard fights aren't kekworthy anon, I've seen too much shit from just the skies; my only solace is knowing I wasn't the hessians down below using only BAR's chambered in .22 short instead of unjacketed 9mm.

>>721543498
This

Also, I own a restaurant with my husbando that my dad bought for us. Both of us come from military families. And on veterans day we do a veterans eat free thing.

In the last four years we've seen a pretty significant increase in the stolen valor fags coming in trying to cop a meal.

You can spot them getting out of the car with your peripheral vision they're so bad.

They always come in wearing their dress, the hostess sits them. I let them sit there and marinate for a bit.

>walk over
>"Hello, welcome to ____, and thank you for your service."
>wait for their response, usually some feign 'its my pleasure' bullshit.
>lean in reeeeeeaaaaalll close
>whispering
>"you realize the only reason these war ravaged ptsd hair trigger men who have actually killed people haven't come over and kicked your ass the moment you walked in is out of respect for my father over there?"
>point at my father who waves
>they usually try to retort "I..."
>grab them by the jaw and get nose to nose
>"oh. No no no... Thats not what you want to do right now. What you want to do is stand up very, very, verrrry slowly, sheepishly say sorry to the men who signed that blank check, and walk out the door with your tail tucked between your legs where your cock should be."
>let him go, pat him on the shoulder
>"thats just my suggestion, though"
>stolen valor fag now sees everyone every vet standing up staring at him.

We had four of these fags come in during breakfast last year.

>>721536451
Yeh, Amerifats fetishize their soldiers. Probably some kind of homoerotic thing.

>>721536554
fucking degenerate scumbag
i hope you get raped and killed nigger

>>721545086
>implying we shouldn't hate on very lowly freeloaders

>>721544882

Cringiest made up story I've seen on 4chan all week, congratulations.

>>721536677
Lol, like some fat 4Chan cheeto-eating NEET cockgobbler could whip my ass. Bring it, Tubby!

>>721544882
Lol, or what? You gonna whip his ass, tough guy? Say you military fairies did the Mexican hat dance on him. Then he'd sue, own your restaurant, and you'd have to put your father in the Old Cunts Home, where he'd curse you everyday for being a dipshit.
Shit, if I were SV guy, I'd tell you to fuck yourself and finish my meal. I win either way.

I am in the army and I think the best thing for you to do is take your fake uniform and shove it so far up that ass of yours that the blood will start pooling in your brain

>>721544882
>husbando
Tits or GTFO

>>721545828
Not that guy, but you wouldn't win, SV is actually a crime because of a law passed by congress in 2013.

>>721544882
you forgot the part where your dad teleports behind him with a trenchkoat and his katana and whispers into his ear "nothing personal kiddo" while slitting his throat

>>721545828
you would still have to fucking pay and sit their and eat your eggs in embarrasment

>>721546031
Doesn't mean you can assault someone. You'd definitely win a civil suit. I'd take the misdemeanor SV beef to own that cunts restaurant.

>>721546200
You have to have a sense of shame to be embarrassed.

Go ahead and do it. There is always one soldier somewhere who can smell your bullshit and report you for this degenerate crime

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>>721536884

>>721536173
Kek
Yvan eht nioj

>>721546352
that just about sums it up after trying to sleeze a free meal pretending to be soldier. why dont you piss on your dead grandmas grave for a wedge of cheese

>>721545086
Yeah, definitely a faggot thing. There's a reason they put a soldier in the Village People

>>721536322
>No way you'd make it this long
What does this even mean? OP is free to wear whatever he wants in America.

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>>721546246
laugh if they broke your legs and you could never walk again

>>721546748
That would just make his stolen Valor act more believable.

>>721546614
I'd rather piss on your live grandma, cuntface. Fuck the troops.

>>721544882
something about this fake story just screams fake, ye know?

>>721546748
I'd wheel into my new restaurant, secure that those flag-waving faggots were behind bars, where they belong.

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>>721546848
this is you right now

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>>721538097
This image is from a joke video

>>721547078
Lol, nice selfie!

>>721545086
>>721546705
This. If you kneel to soldiers, it's probably because you want to suck their cocks.

>>721546975
they would probably just get court martialed. good then you can forever tell people how you ended up in a weelchair and people will have no pitty for you

>>721537821
Nam wasn't so bad, that Asian Orange was pretty good on chicken!

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>>721547149
yeah, im stupid one... why are you so mad anon?

>>721547438
No, they whip my ass off-base they're subject to civilian law. Then I'd own the restaurant and all their shit. I'd auction it all off, then donate the proceeds to al-queda, just to piss you off.

>Australian stolen valour, police spot and calmly talk to the guy then arrest him
>American stolen valour, STOLEN VALOUR STOLEN VALOUR STOLEN VALOUR I HAD BUDDIES DIE IN THAT UNIFORM
>Guy just mumbles lies walks away and never faces repercussions.

Makes you think.

Testing

>>721536662
Correct. The uniform is protected the medals are not.

>>721547648
rampant fantasization, where does you haveing your legs broken result in you taking all of his stuff? also im not mad, and good more stuff to make go bang

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>>721546504
nice simpsons ref

10/10

>>721547149
yeah because you're a joke

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>>721547619
I'm not mad. I'm just saying you sound like a twat unironically ragging on on something that's supposed to be so fake that it's funny

>>721548186
>>721547619
Samefag

>>721547956
Sue, Dummy. When people assault you, you sue them and take their shit. Where do you think Westboro Baptist Church gets their money?

doing good work OP pissing off the meatshields

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>>721536335

>the lowest rent teir of con artist there is

Isn't that how you become president?

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>>721547840

>>721536443
>>721536551
>>721536572
>>721536584
>>721536598
>>721536623
>>721536682
>>721536710
>>721536741
>>721536758
>>721536816
>>721536912
keke bice nene xD

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>>721548284
yeah but the owner of the restaurant didnt assault you the soldiers did for being a prat
>>721548260
yeah quite like that joke
>>721548229
hmm? oh sorry i didnt realise saying "fuck the troops" was passive argument and then getting all butthurt that its imoral (which it is) to dress up like a soldier to sleeze a free meal on rememberence day. and yeah im ragging out my asshole right now might have to have a power wank

>>721536173
Go fuck your self

>>721536635
>Why is this relevant

>>721548599
Why is this relevant

>>721536356
This is a real thing. Not everything that triggers your sensitivities is b8

Make sure your uniform is 100% anons. Don't be pale as fuck or a fat sack of shit either. And always say you're in a non-combat position stationed in a stable region that you know about. Honestly deflect your service.

>>721548679
You sue the restaurant for creating an unsafe environment.

>>721548732
>>721545899
>>721545092
>>721543234
>>721542504
stay mad

>>721536459
>I'll be enjoying the salutes of little kids.
What did he mean by this?

>>721548950
good luck with that

>>721549027
he meant to say flutes

>>721537264
>"official"
They're property. Government property. Just like my wife is my property.

>>721536173
I love your threads OP. So much autistic butthurt.

>>721536173
So you're pretending to be gay?

Saw your leg off.

Walk around with one of those new fancy artifical legs.

Immeadiate war vet who saved his buddies by finding an IED

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>>721549157
>Falutes

>>721540519
I had to fuck all the soldiers' wives when the troops were deployed to make sure those whores didn't cheat.

It wasn't an official position, I was actually in charge of logistics

>>721543234
Your dad died in Iraq because your country's jew masters deemed the time ripe to pump a little more money in defense contracts
Keep living the dream

>>721549189
they're actually a service

>>721549534
>in charge of logistics
I find your nomemclature to vague and unconvincing. Stolen Valor denied.

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>>721537450
Yeah, nah. It's your problem.

>>721541440
Yeah I did it for two tours, it's pretty boring. Except for the raperians from Probella

I don't want to talk about them

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>>721536173
You need more medals otherwise you don't look legit

>>721549552
>being a brainless meat shield is a service

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>>721536173

>>721549769
Fake as shit

>>721549769
>starving
I don't fucking think so

I wear 30+ yo (hungarian) army belts because my dad had a few left and these things are made of some really fucking good leather...
So once I was wearing the one higher-ranked soldiers used to get, and some old guy bought me a beer in the pub, and told me that he can spot someone from the army. Jokes on him I was never in the army, even tho I have a mean look on my face and I do street-workout so I can imagin, how he had me mistaken for one.

>>721549552
What, like a paid-for blowjob?

Soldiers aren't blowjobs anon, they're people. People who are property

>>721549534
Yeah, I lived next to a military base during the war. Good times. For some reason, the military wifes all used Yahoo Personals. Easiest vagoo ever, and at least two of those jarheads are raising my kids :D

>>721549911
What, you expect that fat piece of shit to survive on only three boxes of Twinkies a day?

>>721546836
Kek

>>721549605
I intentionally slowed down the transportation of vital munitions and medical supplies to our soldiers actively fighting in extremist hotspots. I'd occasionally wait weeks or even months just filling out paperwork. Sometimes I'd drink on the job

Is that more realistic?

>>721549769
>minecraft shirt
kek'd

>>721550172
1/10, made me post.

>>721550335
Whats wrong with mine craft?

>>721544882
>grab them by the jaw

Congratulations, he can now sue for assault.
Assuming any of this happened which it clearly didn't.

>>721544882
Why lie anonymously to people you can't see with weird stories like this? What are you gaining? I really do feel sympathy for people like you.....it's gotta be because you don't have much of a real world social network, and this is some kind of way to feel connection with others.

>>721550416
and you still replied retard

>>721550915
You're still posting too, buddy. Trolls trolling trolls, we both know we don't have anything better to do.

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the shitposting in this thread is real

>>721550682
That's an awful lot of projection for one post, anon.

>>721551153
This, is literally, butthurt the thread. OP is a faggot.

>>721536459
If that's you that the fakest uniform I've ever seen. I'd walk up to your weak ass and bunch you square in your jaw. I'm surprised no one else has done it already.

>>721551449
Air Force here, what is so fake about it? My honest opinion of the Army is that you all look like you're wearing camo garbage bags like that dude, all the time. Three hundred pounds of ass stuffed into a two hundred pound bag.

>>721536173
Make sure you're doing it right, all it takes is one guy that knows what a uniform should look like and your autistic ass is shamed on youtube