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I have a riddle for all of you. Whoever gets it right gets a

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I have a riddle for all of you. Whoever gets it right gets a $50 itunes giftcard because I have no use for it. I haven't met a single person who has solved it.
"A man gets a job as a traveling salesman, he is required to travel to all 48
states, but is only allowed to do so once. What state does he end up in?" I made a public skype where anyone can call me (daniellieber02). I hope to hear some good answers
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Lol, there's only 7 states you moron
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California
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>>721523245
The same state he started in
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>>721523245
Daniel Lieber more like Justin Bieber.
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Assuming air travel isn't allowed, Maine only borders one other state so he would have to either start or end in Maine
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>>721523389
hey that's not nice don't compare me to him ;-;
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Alaska, obvously
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>>721523461
If you give me the money I will stop, Justin!
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>>721523245
start in maine, end in california. that's the only way i saw to hit all 48 contiguous states without overlap.
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>>721523356
>>721523449
Yall are retarded

If you start in a state, you've already visited it and can't go back to it since you can only visit a state once
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>>721523245
first, how the fuck can we know if you dont say in what country you are in?
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>>721523587
He didn't travel to it tho, he just started there
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>>721523603
Obviously the US, they don't know other states exist and therefore they don't even question it.
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>>721523603
>complaining he doesn't know what country it is while posting on an English speaking site based in the US

If a shitty country isn't mentioned, assume it's the best country in the world
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>>721523587
>have to either start or end
>not start and end
reading comprehension man, you need to work on it
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>>721523667
That's retarded
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>>721523603
second, there are 50 states in america, how the do we know the 2 you wont travel in?
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>>721523715
Implying America is the best country
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Thank me later.
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>>721523766
Autism
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>>721523739
Are you serious? He has to start somewhere.

You have to have autism.
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>>721523796
No, it's South Dakota.

Dumbass.
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>>721523813
If you start in a fucking state, you have traveled to that fucking state to fucking start from it, you fucking retard
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He ends up in a stationary state.
You fucking faggot, was this supposed to be hard?
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>>721523863
Either you're retarded or trolling. Either way, shut up.
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>>721523877
You mean a state of rest.
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New riddle:
Achmed has ten goats and sells one to Mohammed and one to Mr. Goldberg.
Calculate the radius of the explosion considering the amount of schekel Mr Goldberg invested in his new bank.
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>>721523908
I think you need to practice your English skills, m8

Starting in a state means you've traveled to it and been in it so it counts
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>>721523603
third, what will the bussiness man use in order to travel? You give a riddle that is impossible to solver since you dont say eveything we need to know in order to solve it, so go fuck yourself you moron
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>>721523959
Yea exactly so i answered the riddle correctly, I'll be messaging u on skype for my reward.
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>>721523863
Lol that's a computer science graph problem
You have to finish where you started
If you find this retarded well you are the retard one more time
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>>721523969
>Starting in a state means you've traveled to it
So you're retarded. Thanks for the clarification.
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>>721523863
Exactly, so if he leaves from it he's already been there. There's no other state bordering it, so he has to leave into New Hampshire.
Also, he can end up there because there's no other way to get into Maine except via NH.

What kind of Ketamine are you on?

What kind of Ketamine are you on right now?
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>>721523967
Trick question

Mr Goldberg didn't invest any of his own sheckels. He did shady banking deals to use other people's sheckels.

Also, Achmed wouldn't "sell" one of his 10 goats to Mohammed.
He would "wed" one of his goats to Mohammed
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>>721524040
>implying I'm OP
>implying someone who doesn't capitalize "i" deserves anything but a slow death
Moron.
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>>721523969
Your logic is wrong
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let me know when i collect, you must know some pretty retarded people
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>>721524034
the only way to solve it is if everyone say a different state until no state are left, one will be right no matter what and you'll lose because you never precise to explain how we solved i
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>>721524100
That's what I'm saying

If you start from a state, you don't finish your 48 trip circuit in the state you started in, like some retards are saying in this thread
>>721524052
>>721524077
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>tfw when op was just making an experiment to draw out the retards
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yall are stupid rat me -_-
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>>721524115
good job
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>>721524212
>>721524212
no u stupid rat me, faggo
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>>721524200
Learn how language works, you literal nigger. No wonder you couldn't get into a good school.
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Wait, it's a riddle, so...

He ends up in a depressed/tired state?
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>>721523863
>you have traveled to that fucking state to fucking start from it
Faulty assumption.
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>>721524280
If you start in a state, you can't go back to that state as per OP's rules
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>>721524345
no u
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>>721524182
the line passes through texas twice
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>>721524200
Wtf are you talking about new hampshire you murican retard
That's a fucking optimisation problem
People found actual algorithms to solve it, the fact you're saying they are all wrong only make you look more and more uneducated
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>>721524388
sorry for not being perfectly neat you nigger....
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>>721524286
This better be the answer
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>>721524353
You only travel to the starting state once: when you're traveling back into it. This site is for native English speakers and you don't belong here.
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>>721523969
holy shit youre autistic
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>>721523245
Maine?
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>>721524388
Nah it goes through the finger of Oklahoma, not the panhandle of Texas. I don't know why the anon who drew it made it so thick though.
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>>721524473
Fuck you

If you start in the state, that counts
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OP is a shill jew. I tried msging and video on skype TWICE no response. Don't waste your time.
The answer to riddles are always a play on words.
It's a not a STATE like Nebraska, Georgia, Ohio.
But a STATE like calm, upset, restless.
The state the business jew ends up in is the same state he started in which is greedy jew doing nothing. "At rest". Fucking faggots use ur brains and redpill urselves more.
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>>721524200
>Is born somewhere
>travelled to it
no
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>>721523245
>What state does he end up in?
If he's smart, Hawaii.
If he's me, exhausted.
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>>721524388
Oklahoma pan handle, its just a fat line
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>>721524569
That's nowhere in the OP. I'm sorry your parents didn't care enough about you do properly educate you, but it's time for you to stop posting now.
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>>721524541
call me
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>>721524573
Lel
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>>721524144
its the internet faggot. u wanna start spellchecking? top kek.
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>>721523245
State of exhaustion
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>>721524475
>>721524473
>>721524575
>>721524642

Fucking sperglords
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>>721524573
>use ur brains
>thought OP was going to deliver
Irony.
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>>721524650
gieb digits plox
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>>721524692

Oi you just stole my answer you pig
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Kansas
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>>721524677
>confirmed for non-white
This is why you and everyone else in your family will never amount to anything. No personal standards.
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He has to end in Maine, starting in Vermont.
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>>721524695
>you're a sperglord because I'm a toddler who can't admit when he's wrong
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>>721524706
Fuck didnt see
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>>721524815
>>721524695
>>721524765

why do people have to start internet fussy fights on some thread about a riddle
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>>721524815
>using greentext
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>>721524706
>>721524820
It doesn't matter. It was a shit answer based on unfounded assumptions.
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>>721524820
It's alright, I don't want an itunes gift card if it's right anyway lol
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>>721523766

I always thought alaska was massive and way bigger than texas,

OUR WHOLE LIVES HAVE BEEN LIES
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>>721523744
Im pretty sure he means the states that are all connected. Hawaii and Alaska are off the list
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>>721524848
Fussy?!?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>721524848
Why don't you just admit you're wrong, you dumb fucking nigger? Daddy wasn't around to teach you how to be a man?
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>>721524876

It was a clever answer, why are there always rotten apples in the lot?
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>>721523587
>Yall
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>>721524951
If you thought it was clever, then you don't understand how wit works.
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>>721524907
It actually is much larger if you count up to the parts of russia you can see.
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>>721524951
Because you're a dumb asshole that thinks some bullshit comment on the internet is "clever"
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>>721524938

I wasn't in the argument, I just hate seeing people fight on dumb threads about trivial topics
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>>721525041
>still in the thread arguing about arguing
wew lads
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>>721525041
>wasn't in the argument
>thinks interjecting himself is acceptable
So your dad really wasn't around to teach you how to act. I see.
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>>721525011
>wit is the only outlet for cleverness
Are you the same dipshit bitching about unfounded assumptions?
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>>721524978
>not understanding how conjugations work in language

I bet the only reason you haven't killed yourself yet is because you aren't smart enough to figure out the cartoon diagram to tie the noose
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>>721524775
Wrong

Read the thread you piece of shit
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>>721525140
>thinks cleverness isn't dependent on wit
Are you the same fucktard that thinks something being dependent on unfounded assumptions means it can be clever?
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>>721525011
>>721525032

Okay.
"What state does he end up in?"

Two definitions for "state":
>State as in a US territory
>State as in "way of being"

If you're not gonna think clever, you're not gonna solve a riddle, are you?

That's exactly how wit works, it's working outside the box. Wit is not taking all questions at face-value when it clearly says fucking "riddle"
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>>721524951
cause this is 4chan, and they have nothing better to do then hate them selves and try to bring ppl down with them kek
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>>721525107

What's up with you and talking about daddy issues, are you projecting onto me?
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>>721525203
You know, when you put that line break in there, everyone can tell you're learning disabled.
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>>721525140
kek thats 10/4
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>>721525290
Good point lad
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>>721525264
hurr

No shit fag
It was so apparent to everyone else and you just felt you had to set the record straight

Please tell me more about some other "clever" ways of thinking

>smugface#83.jpg
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>>721525264
you stupid fuck, in either case the answer cant be known, like is he happy? Sad? Tired? Etc etc, so clever indeed!!!
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>>721525262
Cleverness is a manifestation of intelligence and doesn't necessarily even relate to words.

Wit is the penchant for sharp verbal critique.
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>>721525264
Yeah, we all get the fact that there's multiple definitions of the word. It's just that there's no reason to assume he's going to be exhausted, you autist.

The better, wittier answer mentioned earlier is stationary or at rest.
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>>721525393

Why are you so rude? If it was "apparent" to everyone else they would've posted that answer.

>ishouldreallystopstealingmymomspcp.gif
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>>721525340
Look, everyone!
It's someone trying way too hard to have perfect grammar and sentence structure so I don't insult them for it!

kill yurselvez faggboi
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He ends up in a state of dispair and kills himself
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>>721525432
Did I ask for someone who needed to google to define things for me? No. I actually went to college.
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>>721523544
The inverse is also true
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>>721525446
>worries about someone being rude on the internet

Back to plebbit!
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>>721523245
I can't believe Amerifucks are that retarded, there can't be a single answer for that question... You could always use the same path you took but in the other direction so that's at least 2 possible answers...
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>>721525434
>>721525401
>>721525393

You guys really get mad over stupid stuff.
Go outside, read a book, get a girlfriend, that sort of thing
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>>721525401
You think you are so smart?
Fuck off fag y
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>>721525460
>thinks he can defend himself after being exposed as a genetic dead end
Your mommy and daddy shouldn't have been allowed to breed.
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>>721525495
Apparently you need it all spelled out to understand the differences between wit and cleverness, so you don't get triggered when someone says a clever remark that isn't witty..
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>>721525495
Gtfo college-cuck

Way to learn basket weaving and basic arithmetic for 40k

At least you got that piece of paper, right?
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>>721525525

You sound like a Nihilist to be honest, so there's no reason to argue with you.

"Nothing matters"
"I should be a dick to everyone on the internet because they can't see my scrawny, child-like figure"
"Maybe I should let a black guy nail my wife because nothing matters"

Get some dignity in your life man. You're wasting away on this website.
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>>721525549
>the lonely, effeminate sperg raised by a single mother is giving tips on how to be normal
topkek
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snapchat fap thread - enjoy
>Sn<a>pchat<y>.me
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>>721525703
>he couldn't get into a decent school and now spends his time pretending he never wanted to get a proper education like all the people who weren't accidental pregnancies
I'm literally pitying your low class upbringing right now.
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>>721525716
I was raised by a single mother, yet I still lead a normal life.
When was the last time you even saw your dick?
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>>721525664
>splitting hairs this much

Pedantic faggot detected
Fuck off back to watching cool hip science videos on youtube to make yourself feel smart

I bet you believe in Global Warming too, faggot
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The last state he goes to,
/b/tards.
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>>721525817
>actually confessing shit about your life on 4chan

Bro...

You might as well post pics of yourself in your sister's dirty panties with your address written on your small penis
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>>721525838
>boohoo someone has a better complaint about my retarded whining
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>>721525664
>..
Learning disability detected.
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>>721525709
You're so magnanimous...
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>>721525912
All I said was that I was raised by a single mother, are you saying you're so insecure and socially inept that you wouldn't?
Get outta here, betafag.
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>>721523245
The state of depression
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>>721525817
No one thinks you're normal and despite what you think, you don't lead a normal life. People can tell you got all fagged up by not having a real masculine influence guiding you.
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>>721525939
HURR DURR ASPIE AUSSIE

Get a better insult, fag
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>>721523766
Nope you passed through New york twice
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>>721525939
Your detector signals are bouncing off the monitor from your computer screen which is acting like a mirror, why did your mom let you use her "step-dad finder" anyway?
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>>721526055
I don't need a better insult when the one I'm using labels you as a subhuman and automatically invalidates every single post you make.
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>>721526013
No I actually have some self respect for myself and don't feel the need to tell random assholes on the internet personal details about my life

Fuck off troll
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>>721526108
Only humans can be diagnosed with your third grade insult.
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>>721526073
>no u
Superb attempt but no one will ever believe you're not an idiot.
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>>721525976

Not sure if sarcasm or not but I try
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>>721526057
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You are the smartest person in this thread for disproving his troll picture!


When are you going to kill yourself?
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>>721526125
>self respect for myself
hurr fucking durrr
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>>721526162
>you're not an
Do you kiss your momma with those contractions?
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>>721526039
Nice projection bud.
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>>721526174
Please be trolling...
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>>721526230
>Hurr Ill just say he's [email protected]!1!!!
>Fucking won that argument!

Fucking loser
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>>721526212
+1
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>>721526230
>he one of those toddlers who thinks that claiming projection isn't just an intellectually insecure person's way of saying "no u"
You're not fooling anyone, little babby boy.
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>>721526312
>scolds the person he is arguing with for saying "no u"
>ends his post with a "no u" sentence

Confirmed for newfag
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>>721526291
reported
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He'll end up in whatever state he lives in
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>>721525809
>Low class
>100k a year salary from plumbing company at 23 years old

Sure, pal.

Keep telling yourself that when I come clean your girl's pipes
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>>721526285

You talk all kinds of shit like "This guy must be a pussy, he didn't have his dad around because he was killed in the fucking Gulf War"

I had my godfather, my grandpa, every fatherly figure I needed in my life.

Still, for some reason, you have an obsession with the idea of "daddy".
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>>721526468
And then there's this faggot

I sincerely hope you are trolling
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>>721526405
>doesn't understand what constitutes a "no u" sentence
>replies anyway for the attention he couldn't earn irl due to mental deficiencies
:^)
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>>721526486
I've heard that story before. This must not be the first time I've pointed out that you're a total retard who no one will ever respect.
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>>721526551
Nah, pop's dead
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>>721526593
Wow

It's sad when your real life is a fucking joke
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>>721526502
Your dad died because he was ashamed his son turned out to be a retard.
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>>721526581
I have a theory...

Maybe

Just maybe

You

are the retard
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>>721526674
Sounds like a retarded theory. Makes sense in context.
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>>721526728
Thanks for proving my point, retard
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Answer: The salesman ends up in the 48th state.

Mail the card to some random address, surprise someone
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>>721526761
That's fucking stupid and you should feel bad
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>>721526513
I'm right though
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>>721526755
>is so retarded he thinks he won
No wonder you ended up working on people's waste removal systems.
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>>721526642
Cool
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The solid state, because he is neither a liquid nor a gas
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>>721523763
implying it isnt
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>>721526800
Fucking sick of your fucking shit, faggot

When is the cancer going to fuck off to their containment boards???
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>>721526891
I thought so. I mean, since neither of you were going to amount to anything, it's cool you gave me something to laugh at.
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>>721526916
Implying /b/ isn't THE containment board
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>>721526882
I know you might be tired from sucking cocks all day, but read what you wrote again, you fucking retard
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>>721526903
Bose Einstein Condensate? q
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>>721526908
Implying your a faggot that can't make up his own mind
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>>721526981
Here's your (you)!

Piece of shit faggot
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>>721527009
I wrote that it makes sense that you created a retarded theory in the context that I've proven you to be a retard several times thus far. Learn to either take your own advice or attend remedial classes that focus on reading comprehension.

I noticed you can't keep your mind off of sucking dicks. Kinda disgusting, tbh.
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>>721526916
But I'm not wrong
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>>721527171
I can practically sense how much cum is on your fingers and keyboard when you are typing out these half assed replies

Sorry I haven't gotten used to the Aids infected cum that you are around everyday yet.
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>>721527279
>thisisbait.jpg
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>>721524573
>tells people to use brain
>gets butthurt that OP doesn't deliver

Is this legitimately your first time on 4chan?
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>>721527337
>actually taking the bait

Fucking newfags
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>>721527289
>spends all his time imagining other men's cum
Telling.
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